That's only a fallacy on GP's part if you think the west won the war in Vietnam
Are you still of the "breeding age", young man?
Scrape some mud from the earth of a Vietnamese village, or drink some of their pond water.
Ok- boil it; sterilize it first. Th
Lets face it- how can a country be any good at math, when it has been shown time and again, that fully 50% of their population have IQs of under 100 !
THIS is an established fact!
You want "citations, please?" Well, I got lots of 'em!
Religious nutbags become ineffectual when you introduce prosperity and equality to their followers at the expense of meddling, war and neocolonialism.
Umm.. I assume you are not talking about the good ol' USA, and its rich (perhaps ex-)Republican "tea-baggers", and their associated baptist bagmen...
,,,
"Religious nutbags"... Oh, sweet America. LOL!
Well the Chinese just bulldoze your house if they need the land. We have something called property rights unless you live in Connecticut.
Exactly why you Americans, and even more so, we Canadians, are becoming the new third world.
A few "big farmers", excuse me, rich republican rednecks are crying "NIMBY",even though most of the US land is either public,
or owned by the rich... ummm I already referred to these guys.
Say! Just how many thousands of acres do YOU own, big boy Assemberx?
Oh! Less than 20? hmmnnn... I don't think YOUR property rights are much in danger.
But Ok brave big boy minuteman- grab yer rifle and go off and defend "your" freedom while the rich guys chuckle.
Anyhow-
We Canadians along with Africa have the slooooowest trains on the planet Earth.
Oh, wait!...
South Africa is now building a "super" train on par with those of Europe, Japan, China and South America!
Ironically, it's being built by a company that was once considered "Canadian".
Golly- I guess Canada really IS in the 4th world now! Hey, USA, you plan on joining us joining us? Welcome to the club!
And (LOL!) Let's not talk about Al Gore's "Electronic Superhighway"...(snicker)
Token-Ring is gonna make it obsolete pretty soon.
You'd have to be a moron to buy that Ethernet crap!
- - - told to me (and my boss) by an IBM sales-rep a quarter-century ago.
(IIRC, as an IBMer, he probably didn't use such impolite expletives)
Luckily neither of us paid much attention to him- we continued laying our thin-net and cat5.
But there was much FUD directed at senior management and non-technical analysts by IBM.
And believe me, there was a shitload of pointy-haired bosses in that place! Probably still is...
No more tossing out of the window! That is now forbidden.
The bags are to be kept in the hallway, where, with a bit of water and some overhead fluorescents,
a successful grow-op may be established!
It's already working quite successfully in British Columbia, so I hear....
150 years ago, people lived to 50 years or so.
There were no cell towers or cell phones around then.
Now we have those towers all over the place, and everyone is yakkin like crazy on their
little 1-watt coffee-mug heaters. And-
AND - people live until 80+
Hello...! Like, do you see where this is goin'? Haven't you figured it out yet?
Am I the only sane person here?
I was once out with a woman who trained dogs. This rather large dog went ape shit towards this woman and child. The owner of the dog talked to the dog and "scolded" it for its behavior. That was it. The trainer said that the owner of the dog was an idiot because one day that dog is going to attack someone and maybe seriously hurt them or kill a child. The owner should have put that dog in a head lock, slammed it into the ground, and let in know by no uncertain terms that its behavior was wrong. I guess preventing deadly attacks by dogs is now illegal.
Oh God. I'd rather have someone kick the shit out of their dog than beat the shit out of me.
DAMN RIGHT! Not just a headlock. That dog owner should have beaten that shit dog to within AN INCH of that miserable dogs life!
Hey- it works with children, doesn't it? My friends kids all respect their elders! They were beaten proper right!
Same goes for dogs!
An' don't let any women diss you! Just slap 'em around a bit! They'll learn!
Any dog that tries sumthin "funy" with me will quickly larn its place!
AN' THAT GOES FOR WOMENY AND KIDS TOO!
Now if you'll excuse me, I just saw this stray cat in my garbage can. I'll pour some gasoline on him and light it!
That's how you teach cats! It's fun too!
hmmmnnn... wonder if this would work with kids....
Get one of those sharks with lasers
Disable the laser.
Strap a frickin' big magnet to the shark's body,
Strap some beefsteak ro your hard disk.
- oh yeah- make sure you're in freshwater, not saltwater!
Saltwater will play havoc with the electronics on board the drive!
Trust me- I KNOW from experience.
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That's only a fallacy on GP's part if you think the west won the war in Vietnam
Are you still of the "breeding age", young man?
Scrape some mud from the earth of a Vietnamese village, or drink some of their pond water.
Ok- boil it; sterilize it first. Th
stop!
how?
how do we stop submitters?
and a parachute. After laning, have it drive 10 Kilometers from the landing sight to get away from the effects of rocket assisted landing.
You sight. I cite. Its site.
Please: no more lame laning conractions, unless they are Braxton-Hicks during its berthing.
I thimk. You ment.
Lets face it- how can a country be any good at math, when it has been shown time and again, that fully 50% of their population have IQs of under 100 !
THIS is an established fact!
You want "citations, please?" Well, I got lots of 'em!
Religious nutbags become ineffectual when you introduce prosperity and equality to their followers at the expense of meddling, war and neocolonialism.
Umm.. I assume you are not talking about the good ol' USA, and its rich (perhaps ex-)Republican "tea-baggers", and their associated baptist bagmen...
,,,
"Religious nutbags"... Oh, sweet America. LOL!
Well the Chinese just bulldoze your house if they need the land. We have something called property rights unless you live in Connecticut.
Exactly why you Americans, and even more so, we Canadians, are becoming the new third world. ...
A few "big farmers", excuse me, rich republican rednecks are crying "NIMBY",even though most of the US land is either public, or owned by the rich... ummm I already referred to these guys.
Say! Just how many thousands of acres do YOU own, big boy Assemberx?
Oh! Less than 20? hmmnnn... I don't think YOUR property rights are much in danger.
But Ok brave big boy minuteman- grab yer rifle and go off and defend "your" freedom while the rich guys chuckle.
Anyhow-
We Canadians along with Africa have the slooooowest trains on the planet Earth.
Oh, wait!
South Africa is now building a "super" train on par with those of Europe, Japan, China and South America!
Ironically, it's being built by a company that was once considered "Canadian".
Golly- I guess Canada really IS in the 4th world now! Hey, USA, you plan on joining us joining us? Welcome to the club!
And (LOL!) Let's not talk about Al Gore's "Electronic Superhighway"...(snicker)
Do they still use sugar glass, or have they moved on to something else?
Naval (or perhaps navel) fluff. Much softer.
Fuck Ethernet.
Token-Ring is gonna make it obsolete pretty soon. You'd have to be a moron to buy that Ethernet crap!
- - - told to me (and my boss) by an IBM sales-rep a quarter-century ago.
(IIRC, as an IBMer, he probably didn't use such impolite expletives)
Luckily neither of us paid much attention to him- we continued laying our thin-net and cat5.
But there was much FUD directed at senior management and non-technical analysts by IBM.
And believe me, there was a shitload of pointy-haired bosses in that place! Probably still is...
Since this is Slashdot...
This is really nostalgic I almost forgot what WOMAN meant!
There, fixed that for ya. ;)
this is Slashdot... ... forgot what WOMAN meant!
I
There, fixed that for ya. ;)
Watch it!
Hey, dude-
MINIMALISM!
It's the new ethic. Like, it's in the bag, man!
Geez, I'm paying 5 cents for plastic bags in the supermarket now!
Maybe I could use things to take home the groceries in!
I just have to make sure though that when I get home, I don't get confused as to which bag is which...
No more tossing out of the window! That is now forbidden.
The bags are to be kept in the hallway, where, with a bit of water and some overhead fluorescents,
a successful grow-op may be established!
It's already working quite successfully in British Columbia, so I hear....
There- corrected it for ya.
150 years ago, people lived to 50 years or so.
There were no cell towers or cell phones around then.
Now we have those towers all over the place, and everyone is yakkin like crazy on their little 1-watt coffee-mug heaters. And-
AND - people live until 80+
Hello...! Like, do you see where this is goin'? Haven't you figured it out yet?
Am I the only sane person here?
Copper! let's not forget copper bracelets!
And I've been told that the really mod people eschew copper in favour of fibre-optic.
But you are incorrect. Bashing religion (and America) is usually considered politically correct by the "open minded" slashdot community.
True, quite true. But let's not forget MS Windows, Gates and Ballmer!
public online registry of slashdotters. ?
/. right on their forehead!
Nah... Just brand 'em with a big
Many birders could be put at risk merely for taking a picture of a young chick.
'specially if that cute young blond chick shows a pussy too!
CAUTION! VIEW AT YOUR OWN RISK!
I was once out with a woman who trained dogs. This rather large dog went ape shit towards this woman and child. The owner of the dog talked to the dog and "scolded" it for its behavior. That was it. The trainer said that the owner of the dog was an idiot because one day that dog is going to attack someone and maybe seriously hurt them or kill a child. The owner should have put that dog in a head lock, slammed it into the ground, and let in know by no uncertain terms that its behavior was wrong. I guess preventing deadly attacks by dogs is now illegal.
Oh God. I'd rather have someone kick the shit out of their dog than beat the shit out of me.
DAMN RIGHT! Not just a headlock. That dog owner should have beaten that shit dog to within AN INCH of that miserable dogs life!
Hey- it works with children, doesn't it? My friends kids all respect their elders! They were beaten proper right!
Same goes for dogs!
An' don't let any women diss you! Just slap 'em around a bit! They'll learn!
Any dog that tries sumthin "funy" with me will quickly larn its place!
AN' THAT GOES FOR WOMENY AND KIDS TOO!
Now if you'll excuse me, I just saw this stray cat in my garbage can. I'll pour some gasoline on him and light it!
That's how you teach cats! It's fun too!
hmmmnnn... wonder if this would work with kids....
Get one of those sharks with lasers
Disable the laser.
Strap a frickin' big magnet to the shark's body,
Strap some beefsteak ro your hard disk.
- oh yeah- make sure you're in freshwater, not saltwater!
Saltwater will play havoc with the electronics on board the drive!
Trust me- I KNOW from experience.
.... it can do wonders! It can even make you drunk! .
That's why I drink lots of genuine spirits! Can't be too careful!
See my comments later on below-
...lot of parents out there choosing this for their children and killing them.
Well?
Do you believe in Darwinism?
Or don't you? Make up your mind!