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  1. Youth Deputy Troy McClure on Malaysian Candidates Required to Have Blogs · · Score: 3, Funny

    You've finally made a monkey,
    (Yes, we've finally made a monkey,)
    Yes, you've finally made a monkey
    Out of meeeee!

  2. Re:I saw a special on Discovery about this on Weak Rivets May Have Sped Sinking of Titanic · · Score: 2, Funny

    But just think how different things would be had they used stronger rivets that would never let go, Jack, they'd never let go...

  3. Old theoretical physicists never die... on Physicist John A. Wheeler is Dead at 96 · · Score: 1

    ...they just redefine the paradigm.

  4. Re:Have they changed the name yet? on First Looks at The Gimp 2.5 · · Score: 5, Informative

    So call it the "GNU Image Manipulation Program" around your bosses.

  5. Sour grapes on Wikipedia Breeds Unwitting Trust (Says IT Professor) · · Score: 1

    The Professor is just upset because the number of elephants in his class has tripled in the past six months.

  6. Driving directions: on Stunning New Pictures of Mars Moon Phobos · · Score: 3, Funny

    "Up."

  7. Re:Star Trek on Movement Sensors a Less Invasive Alternative To CCTV · · Score: 1

    "Computer, where is Mr. LaForge?" "10-forward." If I remember my Treknobabble correctly, the computer was able to locate people by tracking their communicator badges. It makes sense that the comm system would constantly track all badges so as to efficiently route calls.

    I always wondered why they didn't, though, as it would be handy when there is some kind of intrusion. Not only was Trek (and Starfleet in particular) usually portrayed as too utopian for such privacy issues, but it just makes for better TV drama to send a bunch of expendable redshirts and/or every senior officer on the ship to go down to a hull breach not knowing what they're going to find.
  8. Well done. on Movement Sensors a Less Invasive Alternative To CCTV · · Score: 3, Funny

    This is safe now, because Robert Redford is now far too old to squeeze into a neoprene wetsuit.

  9. oblig. on Milky Way Black Hole Could Reignite · · Score: 2, Funny

    What does.. God.. need.. with a starship?

  10. Well, I feel pretty good. on MS Clearflow To Help Drivers Avoid Traffic Jams · · Score: 1

    Do you suppose at any point during the development of this, someone somewhere at MS thought to shout "KICK OUT THE JAMS, MICROSOFTERS!" at the top of their lungs?

  11. Re:Face Bank ? on 10 Cool Gadgets You Can't Get Here · · Score: 1

    Is it just me, or does that bank look like the Necronomicon from Evil Dead? Yes! That's it!! I couldn't place what creepy mental switch it was flipping for me. You're my hero fo the morning.

    Happy Monday, brain. Have some caffeine.
  12. Re:Face Bank ? on 10 Cool Gadgets You Can't Get Here · · Score: 5, Funny

    Can't sleep, bank'll eat me.. can't sleep, bank'll eat me..

  13. Just great. on Computer System Makes Best Sports Bets · · Score: 1

    Who taught Biff Tannen how to program?

  14. Sir, we are at launch! on US Cyber Command Reveals Plans To Hit Back At Cyber Threats · · Score: 1

    Turn your key, sir!

  15. Playground lessons on Administration Claimed Immunity To 4th Amendment · · Score: 1, Insightful

    As a very small child in grade school, I remember playing games of tag outside during recess. The game was simple; someone would be chosen as "it," and whoever was "it" had to tag someone else and make them "it," etc.

    There was always a structure - a basketball net, a fence post, a swingset, or something - that was designated "base." If you made it to "base," whoever was "it" and trying to tag you could no longer do so. You were safe at "base."

    The game was never quite the same after some kid with a grudge figured out that you could punch someone in the gut just as easily whether they were touching "base" or not.

  16. Re:April fool's day? on Micro-Projectors May Bring YouTube On-The-Go · · Score: 2, Funny

    The joke is that Taco and Zonk are logged in and working under each others' usernames. Those scamps!

  17. obDoc on Researchers Unravel Mystery of Lightning Diversity · · Score: 2, Funny

    That's nifty and all, but how do I get it into my damn flux capacitor?

  18. shareware on Adobe Puts Free Photoshop Online · · Score: 2, Funny

    I liked this idea better when it was called "shareware" and you just had to mail a fiver to some BBS kid in Missouri.

  19. Re:You bastards! on South Park To Be Available Online Free and Legal · · Score: 4, Funny

    If they have any respect for America at all, they'll do the right thing and take themselves to court.

  20. Re:Illegally? on South Park To Be Available Online Free and Legal · · Score: 5, Informative

    Not sure how their particular deal works, but I think if Comedy Central actually owns the show they make, then they could have actually been criminally breaking the copyright of their own employers and in theory could be sued for it. IANAL, etc.

  21. You bastards! on South Park To Be Available Online Free and Legal · · Score: 4, Funny

    really sick of having to download our own show illegally all the time. They just admitted to piracy! Don't these two guys know that such a thoughtless criminal act takes the very food out of the mouths of.. um.. these two guys?
  22. brush with greatness on Rubik's Cube Proof Cut To 25 Moves · · Score: 3, Funny

    I one met Erno Rubik himself.

    Nice guy and all, but it took me half an hour to finish shaking his hand.

  23. Re:Generation Gap on To Search Smarter, Find a Person? · · Score: 1

    It's not just the younger folks, as anyone who has had to teach their parents to type URLs directly into the address bar rather than into the Google box on their ISP-driven default home page can attest.

  24. Classic won't cost you, or get you sued. on Another Web-Based Game Targeting Casual Gamers Launches · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Since Mytopia is centered on "classic games," For "classic" read "public domain."
  25. Bad timing. on Road Coloring Problem Solved · · Score: 5, Funny

    Unfortunately for him, a cheap, safe, mass-market flying car was announced an hour later.