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  1. Re: Cat litter in space on Russian Supply Rocket Malfunctions, Breaks Up Over Siberia En Route To ISS (npr.org) · · Score: 1

    So my tomcat was scratching around in the catbox over by the storage bay, and now it's just a big cloud of clay dust. It's says it's clumping litter on the box, but it's just not working.
    "Just pee in your suit" I told him.

  2. Re:Mirrors? We don't need no stinking mirrors. on Will Self-Driving Cars Clog Our Highways? (go.com) · · Score: 1

    But it's a self-driving car. You aren't deciding about the timing of the turn, and the car is already well-aware of the rogue vehicle coming up on the left (and has probably alerted The Authorities about it).

  3. Re:Seriously? on The Free State Project, One Decade Later · · Score: 2

    There you go, pouring cold water (or milk) all over our Freedom to enjoy news stories about relevant cereal movements. You sir are a ... cereal killer.

  4. Royalty of the Radio Kind on Radio Royalty Legislation Described As 'RIAA Bailout' · · Score: 1

    I started reading the title and thought that it might be an article about Prince or BB King.
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    "They dug up the whole street. But it was just, like dirt and stuff underneath."

  5. Re:Straw man on Debate Over Evolution Will Soon Be History, Says Leakey · · Score: 1

    Look, we're talking about guys that can turn water into wine. I'm sure that other stuff would be easy enough for them, even the big microwave oven.

    You and your book learnin'.

  6. Why government cameras? on UK Plan Would Use CCTV To Stop Uninsured Drivers From Refueling · · Score: 1

    Prepayment seems like the obvious solution here, but besides that, I'm curious as to why the government got involved in this in the first place. Is there a law against private cameras?
    We have gas station cameras here in Canada but they are run by the stations themselves, as it is in their best interests to have a record in case of gas-n-dash types.
    If the Brits were using private cameras, then this mission creep would not be an issue. I would worry that all sorts of government agencies would want to pile on, and before long, you won't be able to buy gas if you have an overdue library book. (Maybe that's already been done.)

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    I'm a pool hall ace.

  7. Re:What about languages? on Your Tech Skills Have a Two Year Half-Life · · Score: 0

    Thank you for your response. You appear to be a driven individual and you are welcome to be proud of your achievements. You are also welcome to foster these attitudes in your children. It's a bit of a stretch to apply your libertarian ideals to all employers, though. Who's going to mop the floors? How much will a Big Mac cost if we have to pay Harvard MBA salaries to everyone? Maybe not the best examples, but you get the idea. Or did you only mean "your" employer? Or IT employers? Help me out here, Mr A/C - your employment model intrigues me.

  8. Re:What about languages? on Your Tech Skills Have a Two Year Half-Life · · Score: 2

    "Employers should only hire the truly educated and those are only from the major Universities"

    What a pompous ass thing to say. If/when you get out of mom's basement and into the real world, you may see that many jobs/careers are perfectly suited for trade school graduates. Like maybe, umm, trades? Technicians? It doesn't take a rocket scientist .. etc.

  9. Re:All I can say is... on Why Star Wars Should be Left to the Fans · · Score: 1

    Let it go, George.

  10. Re:How does this happen? on NASA Names Best & Worst Sci-Fi Movies of All Time · · Score: 1

    But it was far far away, so I think that cancels out the distant past stuff

  11. Re:"Democracy" on Latest Version of ACTA Leaks · · Score: 2, Funny

    Money

    (formerly "Whoosh")

  12. Re:Crossing the tropics and oceans on CRTC Approves Usage Based Billing In Canada · · Score: 2, Funny

    Not to mention the crossover cables at the equator, so that the electrons are spinning in the right direction.

  13. Re:From the No Duh Dept. on How To Build Roads To Control How Fast You Drive · · Score: 1

    Lead plumbing.

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    "A quote by a genius makes me look smarter than I really are." - Alfred Einstein

  14. Cubicle justice on Throttle Shared Users With OS X — Is It Possible? · · Score: 1

    I have no suggestion, but I do agree that he needs a good throttling.

  15. It's Friday morning on Dashboard Reveals What Google Knows About You · · Score: 2, Funny

    But at the same tine, the ...

    I guess we'll see a fork coming soon.

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  16. Re:Who Steals Paper Documents These Days? on Demo of EU's Planned "INDECT" Hints At Massive Data Mining, Little Privacy · · Score: 1

    I worked a Coop with an employer that did

    Was it a ...

    wait for it

    ...

    Chickan Coop

    ??


    Complete at http://www.instantrimshot.com/

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    Yup. Here all week.

  17. Re:Font control on Typography On the Web Gets Different · · Score: 2, Funny

    Thank you for your reply.

    You are correct, of course, in an upstanding and legitimate world.

    But please consider:
    What font do you think Enron used for their Annual Reports? What about AIG?

    I know - it's not the fonts fault that it gets used. But like those examples you gave, it lends an air of credibility to whatever it portrays.

    Maybe the large bailed-out American companies should be compelled to use some sort of 5-year-old-with-Crayon font for the next 10 years.

    Bonus car analogy angle:
    A font created with a car - gives a whole new meaning to 'printer driver':
    http://www.autobloggreen.com/2009/07/17/video-toyota-iq-small-car-font-jockey/

  18. Font control on Typography On the Web Gets Different · · Score: 2, Funny

    Once again, the form versus function debate ...
    Apparently, there are some out there who feel that words alone are not enough; they need a particular font to convey emotion or a particular feel.
    I just hope that any browser that supports this makes it optional, and I can turn off the downloading altogether.
    Maybe I'm just paranoid, but it sounds like it's a great candidate for some security exploits.

  19. Re:I'm confused on Flapping NAV Performs Controlled Hovering Flight · · Score: 1

    ... and "Flapping" is pretty serious. Guy must really hate it.

  20. Re:Especially the Business Models of ... on Harvard Study Says Weak Copyright Benefits Society · · Score: 1

    It's a great idea but unfortunately, reality interferes.

    For whatever reason, people respond to personality and charisma in the persuasive arts (politicians, lawyers, used car salesmen and their ilk). An engineer may or may not have these attributes (not necessarily a skill) and may or may not get elected. Teachers may have the think-on-your-feet and public speaking attributes, but may get bogged down in actually wanting to "educate the masses", as opposed to telling people what they want to hear.

    Accountants and engineers do get elected, but not as often as smooth-talking confidence men.

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    Even if you have sigs turned off, you can't avoid the hand-crafted ones.

  21. Re:What? on Canada Gov't Censors Parliament Hearings On YouTube · · Score: 1

    What I want to see is LobbyTV

    Channel 69 is usually the Lobby channel. One below APTN.

  22. Re:Personally, I couldn't care less. on NoScript Adds Subscriptions To Adblock Plus · · Score: 1

    The part in italics happens frequently if you exchange "hit on" for "rape".

    Mechanic: (sticks head in car window) "Nice rack!"
    G/F: slap
    Mechanic: "What?! I was lookin' at the Dell Opteron in the back seat. Sheesh!"

  23. Re:Right on schedule? on Sunspot Activity Continues To Drop · · Score: 1

    I like shark porn.

  24. Re:Global Warming on Sunspot Activity Continues To Drop · · Score: 1

    Heat piracy!

    We've been stealing the unique output of this "star", and now the cows are coming home to roost. We've been warned about this by our friendly RIAA (Radiating Industry Association of All) - if we keep illegally taking this stuff and not supporting the stars, eventually they will stop producing.

  25. Re:Ignore it on Canadian Songwriters' Collective Licensing Bid Goes Voluntary · · Score: 1

    If making music, tv, movies, books, photso or any other content no longer become profitable then people will just stop creating it.

    You may be surprised, but many people will continue to create regardless of profit motive. Something to do with "the nature of the true artist" or something. I, for one, am looking forward to this turn of events, as maybe some of the gold-diggers will take their shovels elsewhere.