If there's one thing I hate more than Muslims, it has to be people who use the word "meh". What the fuck is "meh"? Whenever I see the word "meh", I think to myself "Wow. This guy is an industrial-strength faggot." Please stop fagging it up with these faggots words like "meh" and "metrosexual".
LOS ANGELES (Reuters) - Actor Tom Sizemore has been jailed for violating his probation by failing a drug test after he was caught trying to use a prosthetic penis to fake the results, a Los Angeles County prosecutor said on Friday. Sizemore, 43, who played a battle-hardened sergeant in the war movie "Saving Private Ryan," was placed in custody on Thursday. He was ordered to remain behind bars until a hearing on Feb. 24, unless he posts $25,000 bond, Deputy District Attorney Sean Carney said.
Last month, Judge Antonio Baretto had agreed to allow Sizemore to travel to Cambodia to shoot a new film on condition that he pass a drug test every day prior to his departure.
Carney said the actor's failed attempt to fake his drug test results came on the first day of the new requirement.
The actor is required to undergo random drug tests as a condition of probation for his convictions on separate charges of methamphetamine possession and beating his ex-girlfriend, former Hollywood madam Heidi Fleiss.
During Thursday's proceedings, prosecutors told Judge Baretto that Sizemore failed three drug tests in three days, the first after he was caught using a fake penis sewn into his boxer shorts and filled with a clean urine sample kept warm by a heating pack.
Carney said the ruse was revealed when the temperature of the sample proved too cool to have come from Sizemore's body, and he was asked to remove his pants.
According to prosecutors, Sizemore had been caught once before trying to use a similar device, sold over the Internet under the brand name the Whizzinator, and had failed drug tests on at least five occasions.
Carney said two drug tests on the days following the fake penis incident showed Sizemore had methamphetamine in his system.
During the hearing, Sizemore's lawyer told the court that his client was destitute, living in a garage in Whittier, California, and that he was an expectant father, Carney told Reuters.
But Baretto told Sizemore that his drug use was "out of control," adding, "I had hoped and wanted to see a positive performance."
It doesn't matter that they are a convicted monopoly trying to break in to this new market. It only matters if they use their influence in one market to gain leverage in this market (which granted, they probably will, but innocent until proven guilty). Expanding a monopoly to a new market is not illegal; expanding a monopoly to a new market by using leverage in another monopolized market is illegal.
Please remember: it is not illegal to be a monopolist!
All the characters on his show performed during halftime at the Bubble Bowl! He's going to sue Forbes into the ground. Get ready, kids. He's putting his "eager face" on.
Jack Bauer is my hero. In the last episode, he killed a bunch of Muslim terrorists that were going to kill the U.S. Secretary of Defense. But the Muslim is a wily creature; as was seen at the end of that episode, the kidnapping was just a distraction. Those dirty Muslims are up to something... Jack Bauer will stop them, I'm sure.
God, I wish I could join CTU. The Muslim killing would be more than enough, but to top it off with all that hot technology? That would rock. Also, I could bitch-slap Chloe whenever she talks back (all the time). Though she's kind of cute in her own way...
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If there's one thing I hate more than Muslims, it has to be people who use the word "meh". What the fuck is "meh"? Whenever I see the word "meh", I think to myself "Wow. This guy is an industrial-strength faggot." Please stop fagging it up with these faggots words like "meh" and "metrosexual".
I agree with this post.
I was recently awarded a patent on complaining about patents and/or the patent office. Shut the fuck up before I sue your greasy asses.
Maybe I should seek a patent on killing Muslims. I want royalties every time a good-hearted Christian kills one of those barbarians. "Blow them all away in the name of the Lord!"
Kill all Muslims.
OMFG that is fucking hillarious. I think I will add you to my friends list. I wonder if you will get modded down for cursing that guy out in binary...
IN HIS MIND!
Tom Sizemore Fails Drug Test with Fake Penis
LOS ANGELES (Reuters) - Actor Tom Sizemore has been jailed for violating his probation by failing a drug test after he was caught trying to use a prosthetic penis to fake the results, a Los Angeles County prosecutor said on Friday.
Sizemore, 43, who played a battle-hardened sergeant in the war movie "Saving Private Ryan," was placed in custody on Thursday. He was ordered to remain behind bars until a hearing on Feb. 24, unless he posts $25,000 bond, Deputy District Attorney Sean Carney said.
Last month, Judge Antonio Baretto had agreed to allow Sizemore to travel to Cambodia to shoot a new film on condition that he pass a drug test every day prior to his departure.
Carney said the actor's failed attempt to fake his drug test results came on the first day of the new requirement.
The actor is required to undergo random drug tests as a condition of probation for his convictions on separate charges of methamphetamine possession and beating his ex-girlfriend, former Hollywood madam Heidi Fleiss.
During Thursday's proceedings, prosecutors told Judge Baretto that Sizemore failed three drug tests in three days, the first after he was caught using a fake penis sewn into his boxer shorts and filled with a clean urine sample kept warm by a heating pack.
Carney said the ruse was revealed when the temperature of the sample proved too cool to have come from Sizemore's body, and he was asked to remove his pants.
According to prosecutors, Sizemore had been caught once before trying to use a similar device, sold over the Internet under the brand name the Whizzinator, and had failed drug tests on at least five occasions.
Carney said two drug tests on the days following the fake penis incident showed Sizemore had methamphetamine in his system.
During the hearing, Sizemore's lawyer told the court that his client was destitute, living in a garage in Whittier, California, and that he was an expectant father, Carney told Reuters.
But Baretto told Sizemore that his drug use was "out of control," adding, "I had hoped and wanted to see a positive performance."
Kill all Muslims.
Yes, but where do they stand on the very important issues of killing all Muslims?
Nobody sells 440BX systems anymore...
It doesn't matter that they are a convicted monopoly trying to break in to this new market. It only matters if they use their influence in one market to gain leverage in this market (which granted, they probably will, but innocent until proven guilty). Expanding a monopoly to a new market is not illegal; expanding a monopoly to a new market by using leverage in another monopolized market is illegal.
Please remember: it is not illegal to be a monopolist!
All the characters on his show performed during halftime at the Bubble Bowl! He's going to sue Forbes into the ground. Get ready, kids. He's putting his "eager face" on.
Jack Bauer is my hero. In the last episode, he killed a bunch of Muslim terrorists that were going to kill the U.S. Secretary of Defense. But the Muslim is a wily creature; as was seen at the end of that episode, the kidnapping was just a distraction. Those dirty Muslims are up to something... Jack Bauer will stop them, I'm sure. God, I wish I could join CTU. The Muslim killing would be more than enough, but to top it off with all that hot technology? That would rock. Also, I could bitch-slap Chloe whenever she talks back (all the time). Though she's kind of cute in her own way...
Kill all Muslims.
I knew it must have been Muslims who killed Johnny Carson (a devout Christian). Fucking filthy sand niggers.
Praise Jesus.
Kill all Muslims.
Praise Jesus.
Kill all Muslims.
Praise Jesus.
Kill all Muslims.
I can't help but kill every Hatian I see. Oh wait, I would kill them anyway.
I'm sure you wouldn't complain if it were an anti-Muslim troll now would you?
I should hope not.
Praise Jesus. Kill All Muslims!
Actually, I thought the troll was pretty clever. I didn't understand why it was modded -1, and then I saw that some letters were bolded. Cool.
Praise Jesus. Kill all Muslims!
However, the message is still correct. Kill all Muslims.
Kill all Muslims.