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  1. Re:Sorry that isn't covered in High School Physics on Researchers Create 3-Dimensional Chips · · Score: 1

    You are one top shelf nerd.

  2. Re:The perception of security on Body Scanners for the London Underground · · Score: 1

    If I was scanned, I would be arrested for trying to smuggle a big chorizo.. If we were to do a little role playing, have the scanners dress up like crewmen from the Enterprise. (: I could go fer that.

  3. Re:I hope they clone a Neanderthal on Neanderthal Genome to be Sequenced · · Score: 1

    Um, guess the Homo Sapiens stayed away from all the magic mushrooms and wild weed that the Neanderthals found so tasty. Reading the above, the result of consumption is obvious. And perhaps the true cause of extinction... (;

    Ugg.

  4. Le puff, Le pant, Le BOOM! on France to Be Site of World's First Nuclear Fusion · · Score: 1

    C'mon, this from the nice people who brought us Le Car? So it does work, then the Germans will march in and take it....

  5. Re:just wondering... on Microsoft Plans Hypervisor for Longhorn · · Score: 1

    Resistance is futile, you must comply....

  6. Re:Nothing so paranoid as an ex-C-bank employee... on 3.9 Million Citigroup Customers' Data Lost · · Score: 1

    amen!

  7. Re:And what did the UPS guy say? on 3.9 Million Citigroup Customers' Data Lost · · Score: 1

    I can sell this back to shiti-bank and they can sell it to someone else. Seems to be a little too stupid to be for real. May be bracing for the real impact when the truth being known shows that their database was hacked. Not that most people care anyway, stupid little sheep. You give up just as much info everytime you swipe your Ralph's club card...

  8. Re:why not on Chase Deploying "Touchless" Credit Cards · · Score: 1

    Also keeps out the black helocopters...

  9. Re:OMG. What kind of.... on Athlon 64 In-depth Overclocking Guide · · Score: 1

    Um, i have a 386 for giggles which runs windows 95 and DOS rather well. (66 mhz.)Point being that those machines are still out there. In use. Now, outside of the work options, there are a lot of memory and CPU hungry programs which like to see as much speed as possible. Doom is one, Halo is another. Also consider graphics and almost any rendering software. Push that envelope you brave souls! When your box is a smoking pile of silicon let me know just where you were at before ignition. That is where i will venture. Your sacrifice will not go un remembered. (:

  10. Re:Lets start counting on Cuba Switching to Linux · · Score: 1

    Opus in camoflage, cool. With a cigar even. Now we get Bill to run around with a leather G string waving a chain saw, That would be news.

  11. Re:Chickens on Cybernetic System to Allow Physical Interaction · · Score: 1

    Wanna see my lightsaber? Don't scratch like a chik'n an grows er, I mean glows, in the dark...

  12. Pop goes the weasel... on Software Glitches Stall Toyota Prius · · Score: 1

    Microsoft needs to buy Toyota. Then, we can all get critical updates. Whilst laying about in traction. Autos would be leased to us, and no matter how much we paid, the car would never really be ours... So we would always have someone else to sue. This is like some strange fusion of the twilight zone meets the muppet show.... You give a bunch of guys in Kentucky parts from Japan, designed by guys in Sweeden, and I gur-un-tee parts will be left over. Or out. "Seen my watch?"

  13. Re:X-ray laser demonstration? on ASIMO and Research Celebrated in Brussels · · Score: 1

    Ok wiseguy, you won't be so smug in twenty years when you have thyroid cancer!

  14. Breeding monochromatic humanoids... on Next Step in Human Evolution · · Score: 1

    Let's all have sex untill were all the same color. Then with all the money we save from not having to defend against "the other guy" we could start gene splicing experiments and force the issue... Or we could wait a few thousand years for a 6 mile piece of iron to hit this giant catbox and it really wouldn't matter... However, due to a lack of documentation the therory can't be taken as gospel truth. Space or a lack of gravity has a SIGNIFICANT affect on humans. Now, we just have to stay in space long enough to see what happens. Anyone think of putting a nursery on the ISS? Get some of those whacked cosmonauts who spent so much time on MIR to go back into space and make some floaters. (babies..) See what happens... Live long and prosper...

  15. Re:Is Zonk the new Timothy? on MPAA Cracking Down on TV Torrent Sites · · Score: 1

    You can always be my friend,... I think so little of myself even my cat dosn't respect me....

  16. Re:Sysadmins have been advised... on Hyperthreading Considered Harmful · · Score: 1

    Look out for that nasty Y2K bug as well...

  17. Re:what? on MPAA Targets TV Download Sites · · Score: 1

    Yeah, um I can picture Ron Jeremy doing a public service notice...

  18. Re:Just like TOS on Paramount Says Enterprise Cancellation Is Final · · Score: 1

    Battlestar Galactica any one?

  19. Re:Just like TOS on Paramount Says Enterprise Cancellation Is Final · · Score: 1

    Damn strait! I am at the point of killing my tv anyway. Been a trek fan since the beginning. TOS mostly. Even animated series. Must look at the public in general. What is today's youth looking to for inspiration? Limp Bizkits and False Idols.... Might be why in the last ten years there seems to have been an epidemic in male impotancy... Gotta figure with all those enzite and viagra commercials.. Dunno, my momma didn't have no trouble gettin' pergnant. But jes seems to be all tv's gid fer. Sellin us somthing we don't need. Bring back open source sci-fi. Pick up a book. Kill yer tv. I pirate all the videos and shows I want off the net anyway. bring back the monkeys. And gas for .25 cents a gallon. damn opeckers.

  20. Re:"require the citizens to pay...." on France May Require Biometric ID Cards · · Score: 1

    When they find a way to tax us on that, they will.

  21. Re:Microsft releasing OSS? *Blink* on Microsoft Collaborates On Child Porn Buster · · Score: 1

    today's bald turkey is tomorrow's duck soup. Get it? Cops need probable cause to search your property, before they can plant the dope.... amother way to chip away at whatever meager rights we have left. Or has no one paid attention to the damn Patriot act? We are one camp away from nazification. Wake the fuck up.

  22. Re:How well does it do... on Preview of Intel's Dual-Core Extreme Edition · · Score: 1

    if each side of the chip can run 32 bit apps, can intel market it as a 64 bit processor? Not that there is anything that needs it.\ (yet) Siamese Prescott. Back to my mantra of so what, you'll still have to put loads of memory on the motherboard to make it usefull...

  23. Re:Team Starfleet: Space Police on Trey Parker and Matt Stone Save Enterprise · · Score: 1

    "Shut your fuckin' face uncle fucka"!!!
    That was of course from "star trek the Animated series". Would Mr. Hanky qualify as a crew member? Have to put Mr. Garisson in the mix with Hat. (gotta love em) Really, this could have intersteller rambutifications!

    Live long and prosper.
    You Unclefucker.

  24. Re:Error In The Article on Production of Photon Processors Expected in 2006 · · Score: 1

    Who cares, you can only go as fast as the slowest ship in the convoy right? Still be a bottleneck with the hard drive. SCSI, SATA. etc. May want to center storage in a flash form like a super thumb drive if'n yall git my meaning. What is happening is really exciting. The next ten years will be enlightining. Of course "they" said that 10 years ago. Love my 486..... Problem is getting all that love to be availible. "I'm sorry Dave, I can't do that..."

  25. Re:I can just imagine on William Shatner Pitches 'Starfleet Academy' Show · · Score: 2, Funny

    C'mon, "In search of" was the X files of the 70's! You have to figure, if anyone ever was great for a role, it was Nimoy. Starting with the cage... Screaming at the top of his lungs to Jeff Hunter. "Firing laser beams Captain!!!" Took a few episodes to chill him out. Don't think they can work spock into the "Ridgmont High - Starfleet Acadamy" scenerio. I could see him cooking up some Vulcan Methamphetamine in the Dorm. Big Explosions, end of show. Ooops....