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  1. Re:Ig Nobel Prize on Full Bladder Improves Decision Making · · Score: 1

    Sounds like a piss-poor study to me...

  2. Re:Not a problem in my marriage on Facebook Linked To One In Five Divorces In US · · Score: 1

    I'm pretty certain she doesn't read slashdot...

    Also, dude, it's a joke! Did Henny Youngman's wife file for divorce when he said, "Take my wife... please!"? Did Rodney Dangerfield's wife file when he said, "I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her!"?

  3. Re:My parents too on Facebook Linked To One In Five Divorces In US · · Score: 1

    So, um.... whose basement are you living in now?

  4. Re:Facebook is a communication tool. Like a phone. on Facebook Linked To One In Five Divorces In US · · Score: 1

    Sure, but both telephones and car interiors are difficult to clean after you've used them for extramarital purposes...

  5. Re:False alarm on Facebook Linked To One In Five Divorces In US · · Score: 1

    Perpetual virginity: the most effective divorce prevention known to man!

  6. Not a problem in my marriage on Facebook Linked To One In Five Divorces In US · · Score: 1

    I'm too smart to ever have a Facebook account, and my wife is too stupid to set up a Facebook account without assistance...

  7. Re:The real take away on Facebook Linked To One In Five Divorces In US · · Score: 1

    More importantly, when a man and woman in Arkansas get divorced, are they still first cousins?

  8. Re:It's just a part of peoples lives on Facebook Linked To One In Five Divorces In US · · Score: 0

    Once again, kiddies: Correlation does not imply causation!

  9. Re:Weird decision on Betty Boop and Indefinite Copyright · · Score: 2

    I don't knowingly give my money to Disneycorp.

    You obviously don't have any children. Just wait...

  10. Re:Common Sense on Infected Androids Run Up Big Texting Bills · · Score: 1

    How could it possibly be in the wireless provider's best interest to provide a method of limiting the amount of money they can make off of a customer???

  11. Re:Common Sense on Infected Androids Run Up Big Texting Bills · · Score: 1

    The app not adding or removing quotas at all. It is adding itself as an activity interested in ALL incoming texts, then selectively consuming the texts it wishes to block while passing all other on to other activities.

  12. Re:Common Sense on Infected Androids Run Up Big Texting Bills · · Score: 1

    A binary rule is not good enough. There is nothing odd or strange about an app sending an SMS here or there

    When you are installing an app whose only purpose is to make it look like your display is fogged up, and it says it needs permission to send SMS messages, that should be a definite clue-by-four that there might be something suspicious going on. And yes, I do ask myself every time I install a free app "why would this app need these privileges?" If it doesn't make sense, I don't install it, period.

  13. Re:Linux on Linus Goes Hollywood At Pre-Oscars Party · · Score: 1

    Naked or fully clothed?

  14. Re:Good news, Europeans! on Sony PlayStation 3 Imports Temporarily Banned In Europe · · Score: 1

    Hence the (admittedly misspelled) title, "Good news, Europeans!

  15. Re:Common Sense on Infected Androids Run Up Big Texting Bills · · Score: 3, Insightful

    When you install any Android app, it explicitly asks for permissions to perform various categories of activities. If you granted the app permission to perform activities it doesn't need, e.g. SEND TEXT MESSAGES, then shame on you, not on the OS!

  16. Re:Um, wait on HBGary Federal CEO Aaron Barr Steps Down · · Score: 1

    Uh... good point. In my defense, I certainly hope that this slashdot account is in no way traceable to my actual identity, even though one acquaintance has been able to deduce my actual identity from my posts.

  17. Re:Ah, nice logic on HBGary Federal CEO Aaron Barr Steps Down · · Score: 1

    Most laws are created by those with money and power in an attempt to maintain the status quo, e.g. keep the money and power in the hands of those that currently have the money and power. "Controlling people" is not necessarily a bad thing; as a society we agree that certain acts such as murder, assault, theft are harmful, and laws simply codify punishment for these antisocial acts. Other laws seem designed primarily to protect corporations' existing business models; these laws appear to themselves be antisocial. Laws are just tools; like any other type of tool, they can be used to achieve societal good or harm.

  18. Good news, Eurpeans! on Sony PlayStation 3 Imports Temporarily Banned In Europe · · Score: 1, Interesting

    This week would be an excellent time to put your PS3 up for sale on EBay!

  19. Yeah, just like we "experimented" with drugs and whatnot in college, some people apparently can now afford to "experiment" with membership in the "37 Mile High Club"!

  20. Re:What sort of experiments? on Scientists, Not Just Tourists, Are Getting Tickets to Ride Into Suborbital Space · · Score: 3, Funny

    Five minutes is plenty of time for me, even including foreplay and a couple minutes of cuddling afterwards...

  21. Re:Can this be real? on Man Pays $200,000 To Save Fake Online Girlfriend · · Score: 1

    Supply and demand, my friend. I have an acquaintance (John Rickman) who is a brilliant photographer and has done some very classy erotic photos. Where does he make the vast majority of his money? Off of family portraits...

  22. Re:Linux on Linus Goes Hollywood At Pre-Oscars Party · · Score: 2

    Uh, no. My wife is quite attractive; people used to tell her all the time that she should be a model, and she even had an offer to go to work for a strip club (she declined). My sister in law is 7 years younger and even more attractive than my wife, and has noticeably larger breasts than my wife's 36-D's. She also dresses quite provocatively, and in many ways in nicer to me and more compatible with me than my wife, you has the exact opposite personality as I do. In short, it's unnerving because "foking" her is something that has crossed my mind...

  23. Re:I was at the party too! on Linus Goes Hollywood At Pre-Oscars Party · · Score: 2

    Warning: goatse is NSFW!

  24. Re:"Linux" Torvalds? on Linus Goes Hollywood At Pre-Oscars Party · · Score: 2

    Uh, that should be "GNU/Linux Torvalds. Please turn in your geek card on the way out...

  25. Re:Linux on Linus Goes Hollywood At Pre-Oscars Party · · Score: 0

    Laugh if you will, but I constantly have to remind both my wife and my sister-in-law that the "r" in "fork" is NOT silent... and yes, it is a little unnerving when your sister-in-law asks you, "Would you like a fok?"!