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  1. Nothing to see here on Japanese Town Holds Ninja Festival · · Score: 2

    And of course, what's a Ninja Festival without the ever popular Ninja Parade?

  2. The moral of the story on HBGary Federal CEO Aaron Barr Steps Down · · Score: 2

    I learned this years ago: Don't get into an online pissing contest. Just don't. Both sides inevitably lose.

  3. Re:Can this be real? on Man Pays $200,000 To Save Fake Online Girlfriend · · Score: 1

    Ok, now can you please explain to me how I can use my excessive devotion to porn taken to extremes to make a lot of money???

  4. Re:Can this be real? on Man Pays $200,000 To Save Fake Online Girlfriend · · Score: 4, Funny

    Not necessarily, depending on what state/country you live in and how long you've been together. For most places, living together 6 months is the same as if you were married, and that means she gets a chunk of your income.

    Not if the kidnappers kill her, she doesn't!

  5. Related question? on What Would You Do With Open.org? · · Score: 1

    How much would you pay for a username@open.org email address? I wanna be first in line to register my username "wide"!

  6. Re:Didn't they have any clue before they bid on it on What Would You Do With Open.org? · · Score: 1

    Uh, no... they spent a reasonable amount of money to prevent someone else from misusing the domain!

  7. Re:Step... on What Would You Do With Open.org? · · Score: 3, Informative

    Yeah, they've been having technical problems since October 26, 2009!

  8. Re:And please, on First Ever HIPAA Fine Is $4.3M · · Score: 1

    Yeah, sure, because everybody shops for medical services with price as their primary concern!

  9. Re:Wow on PayPal Freezes Support Account For Bradley Manning · · Score: 1

    Wait... there's people that actually pay for porn?!?

  10. Re:Wow on PayPal Freezes Support Account For Bradley Manning · · Score: 1

    As a douche, I am also very offended at being likened to the scum at PayPal, you insensitive clod!

  11. Re:Obligatory on Biodegradable Sneakers Sprout Flowers When Planted · · Score: 1

    One can only conclude that if it is true growing hemp is banned so nobody hides cannabis in hemp fields, that it is a law made in ignorance that should be repealed.

    Since when has ignorance been grounds for repeal of a law???

  12. Re:Uh, How About Fuck Off and Die? on New Internal Cavity X-ray Technology for Airports · · Score: 1

    If you don't fly because you don't like being groped by a night-watchman school dropout, then the terrorists have won!

  13. But, but... on New Internal Cavity X-ray Technology for Airports · · Score: 2

    Can those who enjoy a good fisting still request to be probed the old fashioned way???

  14. Re:In other words on Apple in Talks to Improve Sound Quality of Music Downloads · · Score: 1

    You joke, but they used to sell de-static(static electricity remover) devices for vinyl. My friend has a de-static for his CDs, and he swears it makes them sound better!

  15. Re:In other words on Apple in Talks to Improve Sound Quality of Music Downloads · · Score: 4, Funny

    How can I appreciate the awesome response of my Monster Cable speaker wires if I'm not playing 24-bit FLAC audio files over them?

  16. Re:Curious on Employer Facebook Password Requests Suspended · · Score: 1

    Yeah, I do that every time I get pulled over by the police... "Sure, officer... let me see YOUR license and registration first!"

    I'll be getting out of jail next month...

  17. Re:Why expose yourself? on Employer Facebook Password Requests Suspended · · Score: 1

    But... what about all the hot chicks from high school that are trying to get in touch with me now?

    No, I don't have a Facebook page... which is exactly what anyone should answer when asked for their Facebook info.

  18. Oh no! on The Uncertain Future of NYC's Last Arcade · · Score: 2

    Now where will the drug dealers be able to market their products to kids?!?

  19. 3 words: on German Town Holds the Naked Sledding World Championship · · Score: 1

    Rock hard nipples!

  20. Re:It's happened before on Verizon Drops 10,000 911 Calls During Blizzard · · Score: 1

    Unless it's timing out because the 911 operators themselves are taking too long to answer... still bad programming, but not a major technical problem.

  21. So, uh... on New Video Game Controlled By Kissing · · Score: 1

    Will the headset fit my dog?

  22. Re:Wonder how they would assemble it? on Nautilus-X: the Space Station With Rockets · · Score: 1

    But... doesn't moving it out of LEO void the warranty?

  23. Re:I thought of two more on Online Multiplayer Games On TI Calculators? · · Score: 1

    The Nook Color is running Android, and has no monthly fees, only a $250 up front cost. Of course, it's WiFi-only.

  24. Tools on Online Multiplayer Games On TI Calculators? · · Score: 1

    There is nothing like the right tool for the job. And a TI calculator is nothing like the right tool for the job of playing games on the internet!

  25. Re:Earth's Inner Core Rotation Slower Than Estimat on Earth's Inner Core Rotation Slower Than Estimated · · Score: 1

    You'd hate to run out of gas while traveling that extra 0.3 light years, wouldn't you?