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  1. Re:That's not a meat clever on Convert a SIM To a MicroSIM, With a Meat Cleaver · · Score: 1

    For the last time, it's "Cleaver", not "Clever", as in "You were a little hard on the beaver last night"!

  2. Re:hyperbole much? on iPad Is Destroying Netbook Sales · · Score: 2, Funny

    My netbook fell off a cliff and really was destroyed, you insensitive clod!

  3. Re:After a month of daily use... on iPad Is Destroying Netbook Sales · · Score: 2, Funny

    I find the iPad makes a great cutting board. Great for dicing tomatoes and, uh... apples! I am actually considering selling my Rock Maple cutting board, as it reeks of onions anyway. That said, I wouldn't want to do all my kitchen chores on it -- I tried chopping onions, and wound up accidentally downloading porn!

  4. Whatever it taks! on iPad Is Destroying Netbook Sales · · Score: 4, Funny

    says Steve Jobs, Apple's CEO. 'Demand continues to exceed supply and we're working hard to get this magical product into the hands of even more customers.' Steve -- have you tried using Pixie Dust?

  5. So if he is telling the truth, he should be booted out of office because he is a security risk, and if he is not, he should be booted out of office because he is fuckin' nuts? Sounds like reporting an alien abduction is functionally equivalent to asking for early retirement. Good thing this couldn't happen in Arizona, where those aliens would immediately be asked to show their papers!

  6. Re:Olde School HIV cure crowdsourcing... on Crowdsourcing HIV Research · · Score: 1

    Thousands of children have been born infected... I find this just a little bit difficult to blame on their own behavior. If you've been infected for more than 22 years, you can plead ignorance. How you got infected doesn't matter now that you are infected, but it does matter for educating other people on how to slow the spread of the disease -- e.g. mandatory prenatal screening of mothers for HIV, and precautions to safeguard the blood supply and health care workers that have already been put in place in most countries.

  7. Re:Gee, what are the chances... on Open Source Guacamole Puts VNC On the Web · · Score: 1

    Any guesses on first? In China, Hu's on first!

  8. Re:This is interesting on Beaver Dam Visible From Space · · Score: 1

    If you can't tell the difference between a dike and a dyke, should should stay out of Holland... and all Lesbian bars!

  9. Re:I like beavers on Beaver Dam Visible From Space · · Score: 1

    I like "beavers" too, but I don't quite think my use of the word means the same thing as your use of the word!

  10. Re:Are these available in the states? on Hot Sales In China For Wi-Fi Key-Cracking Kits · · Score: 4, Funny

    ...making it easier to browse their pr0n collection. My neighbors are all devout Christians, meaning I'm not interested in their pr0n collections -- that shit is WAY too kinky for me!

  11. Check your assumptions on Beaver Dam Visible From Space · · Score: 5, Funny

    Actually, just one beaver family built the dam. They then sold timeshares to all the other beaver families now living there.

  12. Are these available in the states? on Hot Sales In China For Wi-Fi Key-Cracking Kits · · Score: 3, Funny

    My neighbors have all started encrypting their wireless routers :-(.

  13. Re:Canadians taking action..... on Another Stab At a Canadian DMCA · · Score: 1, Funny

    Actually, being upset with your PM sounds a lot more British than American. Being pissed off because your President has dark skin -- now THAT'S American!

  14. Re:Olde School HIV cure crowdsourcing... on Crowdsourcing HIV Research · · Score: 1

    I stand corrected, and thank you for doing so. The study of Elite Controllers sounds very promising; I'm surprised I've never heard of the Zephyr Foundation before. Also, the fact that the Elite Controllers they were studying were all infected by transfusions destroys the myth that HIV is spread through "irresponsible behavior", as well as my personal theory that long-term non-progressors developed immunity though exposure to low levels of the virus over an extended period of time. So it looks genetic -- somehow, the descendants of survivors of some plague in the past still carry within them genetic mutations that enable them to better fight HIV. Has anybody done a genealogy study on these people to see if they come from common roots?

  15. Re:Olde School HIV cure crowdsourcing... on Crowdsourcing HIV Research · · Score: 1

    Actually, we've already bred people with HIV resistance. Why nobody is intensively studying these people to document WHY they remain asymptomatic for so long is beyond me.

  16. Slashdotting in 3... 2... 1 on Consumer Webcams With High-Quality Sensors? · · Score: 5, Funny

    Since you've just posted a link to your site containing large jpegs, I must assume that either you're not paying for bandwidth, or that you're really, really new around here! Or, quite possibly, you are attempting to test the performance of your server under heavy loads.

  17. Re:The Flash looked on... on Spider-Man Foils Comic Book Thief · · Score: 1

    As Flash's girlfriend mumbles to the Flash, "Do you have to do EVERYTHING so quickly???"

  18. Re:a dupe?? on Japanese Company Turns Diapers Into Energy Source · · Score: 1

    Piss-poor excuse for an energy source, if I must say so myself.

  19. Re:Yay ignorance. on Pressure Mounts On ICANN To Approve .xxx Domain · · Score: 1

    Thank you. That finally explains to me why it is that every time I beg and plead for something, I get a hard-on!

  20. Re:Gee, what are the chances... on Open Source Guacamole Puts VNC On the Web · · Score: 1

    The equivalence is that all 3 are used as an excuse to get shitfaced, not that they celebrate equivalent historical events.

  21. Re:Why does it all have to be either pro or anti? on Is Apple's Attack On Flash Really About Video? · · Score: 1

    Apple makes computers. You mean like the iTunes/Quicktime software I run on the Windows 7 PC I built myself? I think it's more accurate to say "Apple makes software designed to leverage hardware sales. If Adobe isn't leveraging hardware sales with their software, then Apple's opinion is 'screw them!'"

  22. Re:Gee, what are the chances... on Open Source Guacamole Puts VNC On the Web · · Score: 1

    How exactly does one go about proclaiming a National Blueberry Popsicle day? That has got to be one of the most specialized special interest groups I've ever heard of!!!

  23. Re:Gee, what are the chances... on Open Source Guacamole Puts VNC On the Web · · Score: 1

    Not going too far... without food, you'd have no energy for sex!

  24. Re:Gee, what are the chances... on Open Source Guacamole Puts VNC On the Web · · Score: 1

    Wait, there's a National Guacamole Day?!? What country do you live in?

  25. Re:Gee, what are the chances... on Open Source Guacamole Puts VNC On the Web · · Score: 1

    No thanks. I'd rather have a cinco de tequila than a cinco de mayonnaise.