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  1. Re:Why do cats live longer than dogs? That's easy on Scientists Working To Extend Lifespan of Pets (sciencemag.org) · · Score: 1

    Weasels: The pet of choice for marketing personnel everywhere!

  2. Re:Why do cats live longer than dogs? That's easy on Scientists Working To Extend Lifespan of Pets (sciencemag.org) · · Score: 1

    Let's stop this before it starts: MY dog uses vi, not emacs, dammit!

  3. Why bother? on Scientists Working To Extend Lifespan of Pets (sciencemag.org) · · Score: 1

    It would be a lot easier to just clone Fifi over and over, and replace the annoying little bitch with a perfect replica puppy every ten years...

  4. Re:Are they absolutely nuts??? on Scientists Working To Extend Lifespan of Pets (sciencemag.org) · · Score: 1

    Show me a cat big enough to take on city rats and pigeons, and I might be interested.

  5. Re:Pet shortened lifespan perhaps? on Scientists Working To Extend Lifespan of Pets (sciencemag.org) · · Score: 1

    There are all sorts of substances you can put in meatloaf and throw over the fence to substantially shorten a pet's life. I recommend antifreeze; ethylene glycol poisoning usually looks like an accident and is hard to trace...

  6. Re:Autodafe. on Scientists Working To Extend Lifespan of Pets (sciencemag.org) · · Score: 1

    There may be some truth to your speculation; I believe always-indoor cats do have a longer expected lifetime than cats that are allowed to roam outdoors.

  7. Great on Scientists Working To Extend Lifespan of Pets (sciencemag.org) · · Score: 1

    I can just imagine how often a 300 year old dog is going to piss on the carpet. Look, maybe dogs and cats have a 20 year lifespan for a reason?

    Also, I've said it before and I'll say it again: With modern medical science, it is obvious that there has never been a better time than today to be a mouse! Other species, you need to wait in line; mice get it first!

  8. Re:The National Enquirer on Scientists Begin Another Attempt To Drill Through the Earth's Crust · · Score: 1

    Hasn't Major Butthurt been promoted to the rank of General yet? Certainly a lot or people have recommended the promotion by now!

  9. Re:The National Enquirer on Scientists Begin Another Attempt To Drill Through the Earth's Crust · · Score: 0

    But... what about Aramaic?

  10. Re:Blow up the world! on Scientists Begin Another Attempt To Drill Through the Earth's Crust · · Score: 1

    "Notice that they do not so much fly as... plummet." -- Monty Python

  11. Re:OK I looked this up. on City Sued Over Smart Meter-Related Patent (chicagotribune.com) · · Score: 1

    I worked for a company (Validec, later sold to Remanco) that implemented a restaurant POS system for wireless terminals based on slotted ALOHA back in 1983... surely this was patented and counts as prior art? (The PC-based base station transmitted slot signals, after which wireless terminals could start broadcasting, meaning they all started broadcasting at the same time, allowing collision detection to be slightly more efficent. The system failed badly during training, as the trainer instructed 30 people to all press "send" at exactly the same time.)

  12. Re:Wrong person to sue on City Sued Over Smart Meter-Related Patent (chicagotribune.com) · · Score: 1

    Apparently you don't remember the SCO Group suing Linux customers... that's people that were using Linux, not people that implemented it! Unfortunately, the way the law SHOULD work and the way it actually DOES work are too completely different things.

  13. Question on City Sued Over Smart Meter-Related Patent (chicagotribune.com) · · Score: 1

    How did the patent meet the "non-obvious" requirement for a patent to be granted in the first place?

  14. Re:Unsafe unbranded clones prone to combustion on 15,000 Hoverboards Seized As Unsafe In United Kingdom (nationaltradingstandards.uk) · · Score: 1

    I saw the genuine product in a movie once... but it still bogged down going over water!

  15. No, electric dryers and stoves in the US have cords that are sold separately, since there are apparently several different plug configurations. (Strange that there is no standard.)

  16. Re:Why are they even called "hoverboards"?! on 15,000 Hoverboards Seized As Unsafe In United Kingdom (nationaltradingstandards.uk) · · Score: 1

    The Lexus hoverboard ONLY works on a very expensive prebuilt metal track, which gets around the biggest drawback of a real hoverboard: there is no way to turn it. Once set in motion, it obeys Newton's First Law. The Hendo only requires a ferrous surface, but I can't believe the batteries last very long, and see the above reference to Newton's First law of motion: it doesn't turn.

  17. Re:Not hoverboards on 15,000 Hoverboards Seized As Unsafe In United Kingdom (nationaltradingstandards.uk) · · Score: 3, Funny

    Right, the product name "Hovertrax" is in NO WAY misleading, is it?


    Hint: IT. DOESN'T. HOVER!!!

  18. Re:Doesn't matter on Apple Releases Swift As an Open-Source Project (swift.org) · · Score: 0

    Right... that's why nobody uses Java!
    How about just using the best tools for the job?

  19. Re:Swift is for LUDDITES. on Apple Releases Swift As an Open-Source Project (swift.org) · · Score: 1

    "App" is the new "moo"!

  20. Re:Something missing here... on Apple Releases Swift As an Open-Source Project (swift.org) · · Score: 1

    Since OSX is based on the Mach Kernel and uses a lot of BSD utilities, in many ways both OSX and Linux are Unix. I found it extremely easy to port a Linux based CUPS printer driver to OSX; the biggest challenge was getting it to compile in XCode. Presumably porting from OSX to Linux would be pretty straightforward to. Despite Microsoft's claims of POSIX compatibility, porting for OSX to Windows would be much more difficult. (All leave it to others to debate how big a lie Microsoft's "POSIX compliant" claim was/is. I think it was just a marketing scam to make Windows eligible for government procurement.)

  21. Re:i'm opening up a political museum too on Museum of Political Corruption Planned For New York (npr.org) · · Score: 1

    Shortest book in the world: the directory of honest politicians!

  22. Wrong place? on Museum of Political Corruption Planned For New York (npr.org) · · Score: 1

    Shouldn't it be in Chicago?

  23. Similar situation on Los Angeles Flirts With Pre-Crime (washingtonpost.com) · · Score: 1

    This mirrors my reaction to people that protest strip clubs located in their neighborhood. My response is, instead of holding up signs, why not have volunteers photograph the license plates of every customer's vehicle, and publish the information somewhere? That seems like the most effective method to put these places out of business, although it only discourages the people that actually care whether or not people know they were there.

  24. Re:why not ... on Los Angeles Flirts With Pre-Crime (washingtonpost.com) · · Score: 1

    Why not? Because it's only a victimless crime if nobody else cares that you're there. Also, there is also a societal interest in preventing disease that dictates it must be closely monitored. Finally, even "legal" prostitution may involve fraud or coercion, so it must be closely regulated to make sure all participants truly give informed consent. In theory, I'm not opposed to the practice -- I just think it must be tightly controlled for practical reasons.

  25. Re:In a free market society prostitution would... on Los Angeles Flirts With Pre-Crime (washingtonpost.com) · · Score: 1

    I'd say "informed consent" is the operative principle here. While minors are capable of consenting, they are generally not considered knowledgeable enough to give informed consent.