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  1. In case you haven't figured out SPAM yet. on Selling Your Attention to Spammers · · Score: 1

    I posted this before, but in case you missed it:

    Here is how to deal with SPAM:

    1 Get an webmail address with a SPAM filter that lets you see your SPAM messages before deleting them (or use a pop account and email client)
    2 Go into your SPAM folder once a day (or less) and skim the list for legitimate emails
    3 If SPAM folder contains more than 50 messages a day, get a new account and stop giving out your email all of the time!
    4 Clear out the SPAM
    5 GOTO Line 2

    If you need help with 1, send me some faux-SPAM and I'll find your email and send you a gmail invite. When people rely on a computer to know what they want to read, it is inevitable that the machine will delete a legitimate email. Whitelists take more effort to maintain than the simple procedure above.

  2. Removing IE is as easy as one, two, Ubuntu! on IE7 Will Have Tabbed Browsing · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    1. Download Ubuntu Linux
    2. Burn to CD
    3. Boot from CD
    4. Install over Windows

    For some reason this completely removed IE from my computer!

    Note: This procedure may also change your desktop background. You have been warned!

  3. We didn't see this coming? on Wired Amends Stories With Fabricated Quotes · · Score: 3, Funny

    These titles alone sound pretty hoaky:

    Spyware on My Machine? - I run several operating systems (Mac OS X, linux, etc.) and I've never heard of this so-called "spyware."
    So What? - Bad Title. Out.
    Minniapple's Mini Radio Stations - Bad spelling. Right out.
    The Masters of Memory Lane - OK the title's legit, but if you read the article, it says "sources: O. Whatshisname"

  4. What about vi? on Associated Press Reviews OpenOffice · · Score: 1

    I thought vi killed both of these guys before they were born.

  5. Oops! I hacked the wrong site! on Hack IIS6 Contest · · Score: 2, Funny

    Sorry, just hacked microsoft's site instead. I wish people would check their URL's before submitting articles to /.

  6. I can prove it! on Hack IIS6 Contest · · Score: 1

    Done! Check out this screenshot

    To settle any debate, Yes, they did change it back and Yes, I did get an XBox!

  7. In a related story... on PSP UMD Format Cracked · · Score: 1

    Sony has found a way to write files off to the new UMD disks for the PSP.

    eggchicken ||chickenegg

  8. I can't RTFA on First Hand Look At Chinese Internet Censorship · · Score: 3, Funny

    Could someone summarize, for some reason i get a "Forbidden You do not have permission to access TFA on this server." Boy, I'm glad I don't live in China!

  9. In other news... on Al Gore to Receive Internet Achievement Award · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Tim Berners-Lee is to receive an award for his contributions to US politics.

  10. Yeah, but you have to wear those silly 3D glasses on India Launches World's First Stereo Imaging Satellite · · Score: 1

    Submit this post without text in the body? -> OK (the subject says it all)

  11. I.P. Freely on Hong Kong Boy Scouts to Protect IP · · Score: 1

    with a better understanding of the value of intellectual property

    No I have a better understanding.

    Signed
    I.P. Freely

  12. Funny you should say that...twice! on Cars that Can't Crash? · · Score: 5, Funny

    Yes, but how many redundant posts will be mislabeled "Funny"?

  13. What do you mean by redundant? on Cars that Can't Crash? · · Score: 5, Funny

    How many redundant posts will we see in this thread?

    That makes me wonder though, how many duplicate posts will we see in this thread?

  14. They don't crash... on Cars that Can't Crash? · · Score: 1

    They just hang from time to time if you use your blinker and your wipers at the same time. Just push CruiseCTRL+ALTernator+DELetePanelOnStereoConsole and Force Quit the blinker.

  15. It's a ploy on New Awards To Compete With Nobel Prizes · · Score: 3, Funny

    Kalvi is just trying to win a Nobel Prize for achievement in the science of making awards.

    (I have a feeling he'll have to settle for a Kalvi Prize)

  16. Jedi Penguins on Alienware's Star Wars PCs · · Score: 1

    Hmm, I always thought that Jedi boxes would run linux.

  17. In case you haven't figured out SPAM yet on AOL Treats Florida Emergency Alerts Mail As Spam · · Score: 1

    Here is how to deal with SPAM:

    1 Get an webmail address with a SPAM filter that lets you see your SPAM messages before deleting them (or use a pop account and email client)
    2 Go in to your SPAM folder once a day (or less) and skim the list for legitimate emails
    3 If SPAM folder contains more than 50 messages a day, get a new account and stop giving out your email all of the time!
    4 Clear out the SPAM
    5 GOTO Line 2

    If you need help with 1, send me some faux-SPAM and I'll find your email and send you a gmail invite. When people rely on a computer to know what they want to read, it is inevitable that the machine will delete a legitimate email. Whitelists take more effort to maintain than the simple procedure above.

  18. They did the easy part... on Netcraft: 5,600 Phishing Sites Since December · · Score: 1

    Netcraft has tracked and blocked 5,600 known phishing sites

    Yes, but how many unknown phishing sites have they tracked and blocked?

  19. It works both ways on Firefox Breaks 50,000,000 Barrier · · Score: 1

    For those of you complaining that the number is an overestimate because of multiple versions, reinstalls, etc. Think about this:
    How many office admins, husbands, wives, friends etc. have burned a copy of firefox onto disk or keep a copy on a thumdrive and have used this to install on more than one machine? Think about it. Before the Internet, millions of people had applications that were downloaded nonce.

  20. OnBlueScreen(MSNMessengerUsers++) on Microsoft Migrates Internal Servers to 64-bit · · Score: 0

    According to the company, the Messenger servers handle about 70 million users.

    I bet a good fraction of those 70 million hits are a result of the MSN messenger startup item opening up and immediately getting a right-click-system-tray->exit after a restart of windows.

  21. Zonedaddy! on Go Daddy Usurps Network Solutions · · Score: 1

    use zoneedit for all of your (free) dns needs. Then find free webhosting from a place like funpic (no ads and only limit is ind. file size = 1MB) and you've got a hosted website for $8.95/yr.

  22. Even better on New Movies of Whirlwinds on Mars · · Score: 1

    Does this for instance imply that there is water in the air on mars?

    Actually, the presence of wind implies there is life on Mars! How could we have missed this?!

    Check it:
    There is wind on Earth.
    There is life on Earth.
    There is wind on Mars.
    Therefore, there is life on Mars.

    Try to patent this technique - oh, you can't cause it's prior art. It's my birthday! It's my birthday!

    Please note, my patent on this technique will likely serve irrelevant as the same logic implies that the universe is really a pokemon watch!

    *ducks, stands up and is hit with a tomato*

  23. If we could only get antivirus to recognize AOL on AOL Placed on Spam Blacklist · · Score: 1

    Shashdot article 2 years from now: AVG becomes the first antivirus software to recognize the following files as malicious: acsd.exe, aim.exe, aolacsd.exe, aoltray.exe, companion.exe, oscore.dll, shellmon.exe, wanmpsvc.exe. The creators of these files target the elderly and computer illiterate by stuffing their snail mail boxes with cds containing copies of the harmful executables. The user is then deceived by the program to believe nonsense such as AOL==email or AOL==The Internet. The viruses apparently migrate from the host computer directly into the minds of the users. Once infected, the users find themselves writing checks each month to AOL for what their corrupted minds perceive as "services" provided by the AOL viruses.

    The only known method for disinfection is to have the user's grandson/granddaughter (who is visiting for Thanksgiving) delete the memory (of the host computer AND the user), reinstall the OS and console the user with a gmail invite (which now has 2TB+ of storage and is, of course, still in beta).

  24. This info is not intended to be read by a human. on Google TrustRank · · Score: 5, Interesting

    This is wierd. It is the 19th hit (on the second page) of a google search for "trustrank" It requires a login from google's results page, but a google's cache reveals a directory including the paper linked to by /.

    I guess we weren't supposed to read this. And you shouldn't have read *this*!

  25. Finally! on Microsoft to Support Linux in Virtual Server · · Score: 5, Funny

    Does this mean I can finally run Linux under Wine?