Any proctologist can tell you that spending too much time on the toiletseat will cause hemorroids.
When pressing and pushing to get things out, blood collects in the veins back there and causes hemorroids. People who are used to reading the newspaper while on the toilet tend to get hemoroids more often than those who don't...
Looks like the USA might have some problems with the police and the police with its inhabitants.
I Would like to welcome you all to Norway. Here, all males must do their army duty for 1 year. Alot of peaople have their AG3 (equiv. of M16) locked up in their homes with 200 shots and 4 mags.
Norwegian police do not carry guns or nightsticks because they don't have to. When they do need it, they must require guns from a locker at the policestation after they have gotten the proper authorizations.
There might be 300 murders during a year, and less than half is due to guns, and most of them are related to drug issues. My point is, there is alot of weapons lying around here, but still almost no killings happen. The police almost never have to use guns.
why is it so? Because people respect the police, and police respect the citizen, understanding that they are serving them.
The Simpsons contains alot of American references which are impossible to translate in any sensible way. So take that away, and the fact that Homer is a beer drinking american, how will this transalte to arabic???
wont work!
IAAEE - I Am An Electronics Engineer and I once wrote a paper on wireless transmission and antennas, and those Willy-Wonka-style antennas on top look like Helix antennas
They are really easy to create, just take som metal wire and wrap it around a toiletpaper center. number of turns and inclination decides spread and gain.
When I was in the army (Norway) we were given canned food (stue, N:lapskaus). I did my militaryservice in 1997 and opened a can from 1986. Add water and 10 minutes over open fire, It tasted delicious.
I don't think any of us can comprehend how it would change things. Im sure hundreds of books can be written only on the imidiate changes society would go through.
Think of what would happen at the introduction of such a possibillity. It would probably cost huge amounts of money to get the possebillity to live indefinetly (or for 1000 years). Rich people would therefore be first in line, and the rich/poor divide would grow even bigger, since the rich could live much longer and get even richer.
If the cost of 'eternal' were low (or low enough), well, hello 3. world war. Tag line: 'The ultimate fight for food'
What if it were genetically dependant, some could live eternally, some couldn't. Would you like to live for 1000 of years, while your friends and relatives were long gone, and all you had were distant memories of them?
How happy would you be after, say 4629 years. Think you would have had enough already?
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To this, I have only one reply: http://www.instantrimshot.com/
What people dont know, is that he has found a girlfriend there, and has actually made a song about, check it out:
http://www.rektor.no/filarkiv/princess45sec.mp3
its a free downloadable too, with playable music video. Impressive Mr. Hawkins!
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I think its time someone made a Windows lookalike package for people wanting to change to Linux.
...Microhard windows...or maybe Microhard Doors, or wait! wait! Megahard Doors! that's it!
They could call it something similar, like
"Tired of Microsoft Windows' lack of security? Try out our free Megahard Doors (tm) operating system for increased security!"
Any proctologist can tell you that spending too much time on the toiletseat will cause hemorroids.
When pressing and pushing to get things out, blood collects in the veins back there and causes hemorroids.
People who are used to reading the newspaper while on the toilet tend to get hemoroids more often than those who don't...
U S A!! U S A!! U S A!!
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Looks like the USA might have some problems with the police and the police with its inhabitants.
I Would like to welcome you all to Norway. Here, all males must do their army duty for 1 year. Alot of peaople have their AG3 (equiv. of M16) locked up in their homes with 200 shots and 4 mags.
Norwegian police do not carry guns or nightsticks because they don't have to. When they do need it, they must require guns from a locker at the policestation after they have gotten the proper authorizations.
There might be 300 murders during a year, and less than half is due to guns, and most of them are related to drug issues. My point is, there is alot of weapons lying around here, but still almost no killings happen. The police almost never have to use guns.
why is it so? Because people respect the police, and police respect the citizen, understanding that they are serving them.
Hey, Thanks for the picture, friend!
that was helpfull!
It ain nuddin but alkahol pwreing my mussles!!!111
http://www.thunderbolts.info/tpod/2005/arch05/0506 10arptest.htm
Better the devil you know, than the devil you don't
We all pretty much know where we have Microsoft.
But Google? Still growing and moving along. to where?
The Simpsons contains alot of American references which are impossible to translate in any sensible way. So take that away, and the fact that Homer is a beer drinking american, how will this transalte to arabic??? wont work!
IAAEE - I Am An Electronics Engineer and I once wrote a paper on wireless transmission and antennas, and those Willy-Wonka-style antennas on top look like Helix antennas
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http://www.af9y.com/helix.htm
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They are really easy to create, just take som metal wire and wrap it around a toiletpaper center. number of turns and inclination decides spread and gain.
Everybody is talking about Joe Sixpack, who the hell is he?
When I was in the army (Norway) we were given canned food (stue, N:lapskaus). I did my militaryservice in 1997 and opened a can from 1986. Add water and 10 minutes over open fire, It tasted delicious.
Thats 11 years.
New scientific evidence show that redshift do not relate to speed of galaxies, which implies they are not moving.
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Also, darkmatter are only "epicycles" of the current wrong gravity driven view of the universe.
The universe is electric, and follows the laws of plasma on bigger scales. read more here:
http://liftoff.msfc.nasa.gov/academy/universe/p
http://www.thunderbolts.info/
http://www.thunderbolts.info/tpod/2005/arch05/050
Slim shady, If you watch the video in a small window...
I don't think any of us can comprehend how it would change things. Im sure hundreds of books can be written only on the imidiate changes society would go through. Think of what would happen at the introduction of such a possibillity. It would probably cost huge amounts of money to get the possebillity to live indefinetly (or for 1000 years). Rich people would therefore be first in line, and the rich/poor divide would grow even bigger, since the rich could live much longer and get even richer. If the cost of 'eternal' were low (or low enough), well, hello 3. world war. Tag line: 'The ultimate fight for food' What if it were genetically dependant, some could live eternally, some couldn't. Would you like to live for 1000 of years, while your friends and relatives were long gone, and all you had were distant memories of them? How happy would you be after, say 4629 years. Think you would have had enough already?