User: $mooth

Re:5 hours battery?!

On: iPhone, Apple TV Headline MacWorld Keynote

If you RTFA, you'll see that's 5 hours of TALK time, genius.

Re:oh .. but we will have them!

On: The Pressures on the Next Nintendo Console

...and it'll be as easy as flicking my wrist. Something we all probably do already when playing video games!!!

Dude, what kind of games are you playing????

Re:Why is your experience not 'real life'?

On: Game Addiction Clinic Swamped

Here's the difference: Spending 16 hours a day working means you're actually contributing something valuable to the world. Spending 16 hours a day playing a video game contributes nothing whatsoever to anybody, besides other people spending 16 hours a day playing video games and contributing nothing.

Re:One good reason NOT to buy Windows Vista:

On: Ten Reasons to Buy Windows Vista

You should try a soft rope, she really likes that. If you can't find any, I used to just use a necktie.

I'm surprised

On: Why Do People Switch To Linux?

I'm surprised they say that hating Windows isn't the #1 reason people switch. If I ask anyone I know why they switched to Linux, it's always "Because Windows sucks. I hate Windows. Bill Gates sucks". It certainly gets old.

Re:Can weaken security?

On: Two Factor Authentication Systems?

and then we enter a pin number

A Personal Identification Number Number? What's that exactly? Do you need those for ATM Machines?

Suggestion

On: Designer on Slashdot Overhaul Plans

Make slashdot run linux

Re:Spelling/Grammar Nazi at Your Service

On: Imperfections In Rise of the Imperfects

Who are you, Hitler??

Re:Office Vista?

On: Office 12 Exposed

Worst....jokes....ever

Re:Possible..

On: Xbox 360 Details and NYC Store

Boooooooo

Re:Invitations Still Work

On: GMail Sign-Ups Via Mobile

Sounds pretty sexy

Re:You know what'd be nice...?

On: Founder of Go Computer, Inc. sues Microsoft

shuddup yo' face

This case mod....

On: TIE Fighter Case Mod

This case mod is gold Jerry, gold!!!

Whaddaya gonna do?

Re:This is hilarious...

On: Stopping Unstoppable Malware?

What a pompous dumbass

Re:I'm pissed.

On: Grand Theft Auto Led Teen to Kill

That must be why Cigarette and Liquor companies are held respnsible for all of the deaths associated with their products, right? Oh wait...

Re:In my opinion? No.

On: Are nVidia's SLI Cards Worth the Investment?

So you just proved his point. Congratulations moron

Boo hoo

On: Can Microsoft Beat Google?

"The power and information google has and will continue to imporve upon is scary." Here's a crazy idea: if you don't like Google's business practices, don't use it. I don't remember anyone holding a gun to my head if I wanted to use yahoo's search