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TIE Fighter Case Mod

serutan writes "Extreme Tech just kicked off their weekly case mod contest. The first winning entry is a scale model of a Star Wars TIE Fighter that's both a computer case and a desk. The rig is crafted out of PVC, plywood, a pet exercise ball, and bondo (so basically it's pretty much like the real thing)."

195 comments

  1. Nice... by the+real+darkskye · · Score: 3, Funny

    But I still want to build the desk from Tron

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  2. I like this mod better by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    click here [planetquake.com] to see the ideal case mod for a *BSD system!

    1. Re:I like this mod better by artemis67 · · Score: 2, Funny

      ...the last case you'll ever need.

  3. kudos to them! by TheWart · · Score: 1, Insightful

    I must say, I am way more impressed by this than pretty much any other case mod I can think of....it is both cool looking and functional....and I think even non-geeks would find it nifty.

    1. Re:kudos to them! by LiquidCoooled · · Score: 1

      Whilst this mod is indeed impressive looking, tt would have been better if it wasn't the actual desk.
      It somewhat ruins the effect having a bit slab of glass in the way.

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    2. Re:kudos to them! by Elminst · · Score: 1

      My initial thought upon reading the summary was that he built it sideways- thus using one of the "wings" as the desktop.

      But I must admit it does look pretty good. And far more usability than other case mods I've seen.

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    3. Re:kudos to them! by MrExact · · Score: 2, Funny

      I think even non-geeks would find it nifty.

      I don't think non-geeks would find this nifty at all. It's a Star Wars case mod the size of a table.

    4. Re:kudos to them! by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      I reckon the cockpit is perfectly placed to bang your knees on.

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    5. Re:kudos to them! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Dude, they first thing I thought when I saw the photo of it was *GEEK*. That sucker is not exactly going to draw in the chicks.

      I appreciate the amount of effort that went into make it, but it's not something I think most non-geeks would find nifty.

  4. Who really does this stuff by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Does anyone really have something like this on thier desk?

    Just wondering = I'm the kind of geek that puts desk space at a premium and go with whatever takes the smallest footprint.

    1. Re:Who really does this stuff by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You don't even have to RTFM. just look at the picture. the mod IS the desk.

  5. Re:Slow news day? by Squirrley · · Score: 0

    but this is a freakin cool case... it's nicely done, and the whole scale model thing helps... and it's big, that's cool too

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  6. Not as crazy as the Imperiator SD case by Picass0 · · Score: 4, Interesting
    1. Re:Not as crazy as the Imperiator SD case by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I would be even more impressed by the launching of that tie figher from that Imperiator.

    2. Re:Not as crazy as the Imperiator SD case by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      Go ahead and read about the Bender Case too.

  7. Have you seen the pics? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    I'd hate to be the pilot of that TIE fighter, especially when the person using the computer is looking at pr0n.

    I think 23 hours a day of it is a bit too much for that pilot to see.

    1. Re:Have you seen the pics? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It'd be funny if Darth Vader was in the cockpit when someone was looking at pr0n, he'd be like...NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

    2. Re:Have you seen the pics? by Cruciform · · Score: 2, Funny

      I see your Schwarz is bigger than mine! :(

    3. Re:Have you seen the pics? by shawn(at)fsu · · Score: 1

      Kinda like the The United States of no

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    4. Re:Have you seen the pics? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, but if you are the pilot and you are sick of the view, all you have to do is fire. You DID notice where the guns are pointed, didn't you?

    5. Re:Have you seen the pics? by Grakun · · Score: 1

      I'd hate to be the pilot of that TIE fighter, especially when the person using the computer is looking at pr0n.

      Just wait 'til they find the porn, and see how much you hate it.

      And I'm sure it won't take long.

    6. Re:Have you seen the pics? by GermanShorthair · · Score: 0

      Raspberry! I hate RASPBERRY!!!

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    7. Re:Have you seen the pics? by Abtev84 · · Score: 1

      Isn't that 'Yoghurt! I hate yoghurt! Even with rasberry!' Possibly a different berry, though...

    8. Re:Have you seen the pics? by sharkey · · Score: 1
      Even with rasberry!

      Especially with manberries!

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  8. Fake. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    It will never fly!

    1. Re:Fake. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's what they said about flying lawn mowers too. Who's laughing now ?

      http://www.flyingthingz.com/

  9. Sufficiently nerdy by Dancin_Santa · · Score: 4, Interesting

    But why aren't they using those external fins as heat sinks?

  10. Re:Tie by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Typical Slashdot. Somebody puts a lot of work into something, shares it, and some nitpicker comes along and offers his 2 unwanted cents from the sidelines. Oh yeah, mod that up for sure. 9_9

  11. My Mod! by Keystroker · · Score: 0, Funny

    I've got my whole thing planned out. I'm going to add random lights on the case, make it transparent AND ugly (that's a must), and stick "sponsorship" decals on it. I'm also going to find as many Intel Pentium 4 stickers as I can so it goes faster! I'm going to win for sure.

    Seriously though, case modding is really fun for people who don't have the money to add performance to their PC. In fact, you can find various things around the house to make your case Martha Stewart friendly!

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    1. Re:My Mod! by multiplexo · · Score: 2, Insightful
      I've got my whole thing planned out. I'm going to add random lights on the case, make it transparent AND ugly (that's a must), and stick "sponsorship" decals on it. I'm also going to find as many Intel Pentium 4 stickers as I can so it goes faster! I'm going to win for sure.

      Seriously though, case modding is really fun for people who don't have the money to add performance to their PC. In fact, you can find various things around the house to make your case Martha Stewart friendly!

      God you're a fucking tool! OK, I think that a lot of case mods are silly, and I think that a lot of Star Wars fans are silly. But this is a pretty cool and creative case mod and desk. Here's someone who has a passion and the creativity to express it. Isn't that a big part of being a geek? I think it's pretty cool myself, even if I wouldn't want one for in my house. (Although I'm surprised that Lucas hasn't licensed this out to Herman Miller as a design for office cubicles. God knows he's whored out everything else in Star Wars)

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    2. Re:My Mod! by Solosoft · · Score: 1

      Wow ... that idea looks like my case (not finished yet) but that's sort of the idea ... fancy clear case with as many lights as I can fit in there.

      What's the matter with being scared of the dark :)

      Oh you might want a Link to the page.

      Nothing too fancy yet ... but working on it slowly

    3. Re:My Mod! by ultranova · · Score: 1

      Although I'm surprised that Lucas hasn't licensed this out to Herman Miller as a design for office cubicles. God knows he's whored out everything else in Star Wars

      No he hasn't. Or at least I haven't seen any twi'lek sex dolls.

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    4. Re:My Mod! by Keystroker · · Score: 0

      I'm a tool? That thing probably doesn't even work. If you're a geek, you want DESKSPACE, not a case that's bigger than your mother.

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  12. a computer case and a desk... by Rew190 · · Score: 4, Funny

    ... and an incredibly effective female repellant. Obviously should've chosen a TIE Interceptor.

    1. Re:a computer case and a desk... by Gleng · · Score: 1

      I'd go with a TIE Advanced. I prefer my desk to have a hyperdrive.

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    2. Re:a computer case and a desk... by Rew190 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Maybe, but the also-equipped shields would probably ensure you'd never have children.

      But perhaps if you diverted all power away from shields to the engines and lasers...

    3. Re:a computer case and a desk... by Gleng · · Score: 2, Funny
      But perhaps if you diverted all power away from shields to the engines and lasers...

      Totally. Shields are for people who get hit.

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    4. Re:a computer case and a desk... by dougmc · · Score: 1
      I'd go with a TIE Advanced.
      A Tie Defender would be even cooler. One of the solar panels could be horizontal as your desk, and the other two would be legs.
    5. Re:a computer case and a desk... by flynns · · Score: 1

      Right.

      TIEs definitely don't have shields. ...I'll be at the geek table. 'scuse me.

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    6. Re:a computer case and a desk... by Rew190 · · Score: 1

      Ah, but then you've got the missle boat loaded with 40 advanced concussion missles and one of the most advanced engines ever. Just hit "n" baby...

      .. this unfortunately still fares poorly for genitalia, however.

    7. Re:a computer case and a desk... by ToasterofDOOM · · Score: 1

      Actually i would prefer the TIE Bomber - more room

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    8. Re:a computer case and a desk... by bombshelter13 · · Score: 1

      Did you ~read~ what they were talking about? They were talking about the TIE/Advanced, which most definately does have shields. Now go find your own table and stop taking up room at mine.

    9. Re:a computer case and a desk... by dougmc · · Score: 1
      Just hit "n" baby...
      Indeed. But the thing cost more than the Star Destroyer that it was flying out of ...

      God, that game kicked ass for it's day!

    10. Re:a computer case and a desk... by flynns · · Score: 1

      Oh no!! I've fallen victim to not-reading-the-parent!! :( ::shoots himself::

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    11. Re:a computer case and a desk... by Mycroft_VIII · · Score: 1

      I know there is joke about a windows IIS server out there begging to be attached to the above.

      Mycroft

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  13. It is time for an updated re-release by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting
    of Lucasart's TIE Fighter, the greatest game of all time.

    That is all I have to say.

    1. Re:It is time for an updated re-release by Stalyn · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I second that... I still have the box w/ discs and manual.

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    2. Re:It is time for an updated re-release by Rew190 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You are correct, sir. Update the graphics and lead the gameplay alone (just add more ships and up the AI). Oh, and include all of the expansion packs, and bring back the X-Wing capability where you could build up other pilots and then use them as your wingmen...

      I would drop 200 bucks for that game.

    3. Re:It is time for an updated re-release by magefile · · Score: 1

      Yes. Perhaps this thread should be an impromptu petition for a re-release?

    4. Re:It is time for an updated re-release by cory_p82 · · Score: 1

      Now this desk just needs to have a place for my joystick so I could PLAY that game on it.

    5. Re:It is time for an updated re-release by falzer · · Score: 1

      I had my name drawn and won TIE fighter as a free prize. I was ripped off.

    6. Re:It is time for an updated re-release by Jeff+DeMaagd · · Score: 1

      How about network game play? Then you can have people that fly with you, and presumably, fly against you too. I think that would be more interesting than being able to design wingmen.

    7. Re:It is time for an updated re-release by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Tell me where to sign and I will!

    8. Re:It is time for an updated re-release by quanticle · · Score: 1

      Honestly, I liked X-Wing vs. TIE Fighter much more, especially with the Balance of Power expansion.

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    9. Re:It is time for an updated re-release by Avenel · · Score: 1

      They would just f&%k it up. Tribes Vengeance anyone?

    10. Re:It is time for an updated re-release by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 1

      The game runs fine under WinXP, by the way. I still play it on occasion. I remember there also was a rewrite with better graphics released at some point, although not sure what it was called.

    11. Re:It is time for an updated re-release by abdulla · · Score: 1

      Do you often get inspections by the "wallet inspector"?

    12. Re:It is time for an updated re-release by Stalyn · · Score: 1

      Really? I never tried actually. Thanks for the info! XD

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    13. Re:It is time for an updated re-release by SScorpio · · Score: 1
      The remake was released after Xwing vs. TIE Fighter. It uses the engine from that game and also has updated cutscenes but as far as I can tell all of the voice acting is the same as the original. Further more the package included remakes of both the X-wing and TIE fighter games along with all of the expansion packs.

      And some really good news for everyone. I found it for sale for those of you that don't have it at Gogamer.com and it's selling for $27.90 + s/h. So that guy below that says he'll pay up to $200 for that can save some money or just send the $170 he didn't spend on the game to me.

      http://www.gogamer.com/cgi-bin/GoGamer.storefront/ SESSIONID/Product/View/001XWIC

    14. Re:It is time for an updated re-release by Rew190 · · Score: 1

      Yeah, that'd be awesome too. Cooperative with swarms of fighters and lots of capital ships would be AMAZING.

    15. Re:It is time for an updated re-release by Rew190 · · Score: 1

      Nope, I just remember how much I played that game, and whenever it is mentioned I miss it. Just an awesome game, took a LONG time to beat, you could re-play it 5000 different ways, etc. For an updated version of that with modern graphics (really, it's just the resolution and textures), I would throw down decent cash - many, many hours of fun would be had for me, so I find it worth it. Hell, I basically bought an XBox just for Halo.

    16. Re:It is time for an updated re-release by Rew190 · · Score: 1

      Yup, the collector's edition. I've got it. I believe all it did for the graphical end of things was just up the resolution to something like 640*480 (please correct me if I'm wrong).

      I've got a big monitor, so it doesn't look too good there - I'm talking about a full-blown remake, new engine, new models, sounds, the works, but with the same missions and the same gameplay.

    17. Re:It is time for an updated re-release by thebatlab · · Score: 1

      To the person who moderated this as insightful:
      http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=insightfu l

      Explain to me how the parent showed insight or was perceptive in pointing out that he still has the game. Please. I'm dying to know.

    18. Re:It is time for an updated re-release by ultranova · · Score: 1

      To the person who moderated this as insightful:
      http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=insightfu l

      Explain to me how the parent showed insight or was perceptive in pointing out that he still has the game. Please. I'm dying to know.

      But if he does explain it to you, his moderations on this thread will be undone, including the insightfull mod that you seem to find so offensive. In other words...

      IT'S A TRAP !!!

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    19. Re:It is time for an updated re-release by Tim+Browse · · Score: 1

      See X-Wing vs TIE Fighter - that had network play.

    20. Re:It is time for an updated re-release by JKR · · Score: 1

      Or X-Wing Alliance - flying as gunner in a freighter against your mates in Tie Interceptors is a laugh.

      Jon.

    21. Re:It is time for an updated re-release by hkmwbz · · Score: 1

      I'm all for it! I would pay for TIE Fighter if it was released again with upgraded technology. And I rarely buy games.

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    22. Re:It is time for an updated re-release by SScorpio · · Score: 1
      Actually this was a full-blown remake. It has the models from X-Wing vs. TIE Fighter, and uses Direct3d. Try playing the old original DOS versions. They were in 320x240 and the models were very simple compared to the what is found in the remakes.

      You have to remember just when these games were released. XvsTIE came out in 1997 so you can't really expect it to look as good as modern games. And the sequal game to the X-Wing and TIE series X-Wing Alliance was released in 1999. There is currently a project updating all the models at: http://www.xwaupgrade.com/.

      The only major issue with the Collector's Edition is that it keeps the original systems fully intact. While this is nice since it keeps them original TIE Fighter's system of how you interfaced with the ships was a nice update to X-Wings, and XvsTIE was a major and awesome update. Going back to the old systems in kind of hard, but the games are still fun.

    23. Re:It is time for an updated re-release by Glonoinha · · Score: 1

      Umm ... you just described the Jump To Lightspeed expansion for Star Wars Galaxies.

      And yes, it is amazing when there are enough people online, which hasn't happened in a while since they royally fucked up the ground game with their 'combat upgrade' or something like that.

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  14. Cool... by __aaclcg7560 · · Score: 1

    This is how cubicle furniture should be design. I'm sure the PHB will absolutely have to have a Super Destroyer cube.

    1. Re:Cool... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      a Borg cube may be more appropriate...

    2. Re:Cool... by __aaclcg7560 · · Score: 1

      Yeah, but that wouldn't be cool and it would scare the peons.

    3. Re:Cool... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, but that wouldn't be cool and it would scare the peons.

      Just show them your belly, that should scare them.

    4. Re:Cool... by __aaclcg7560 · · Score: 1

      Woman, are you still angry that I didn't mail you a nude picture of myself. Sheesh... give it up! :P

    5. Re:Cool... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      are you still angry that I didn't mail you a nude picture of myself

      No, I understand, they don't make a wide angle lense large enough to get such a picture. I'll let you get back to eating your fried fatback now.

    6. Re:Cool... by __aaclcg7560 · · Score: 1

      I just love my fans! Even the dumb ones.

    7. Re:Cool... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I just love my fans! Even the dumb ones.

      snappy comeback

  15. Is that Windows XP? by Dancin_Santa · · Score: 4, Funny

    It truly is an agent of the Empire.

    1. Re:Is that Windows XP? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Isn't someone supposed to mod parent funny or troll?

  16. A case built as a scale model of... by ilyanep · · Score: 0

    A ship that has the flimsiness of a vulture droid and the bad design of the Jedi fighters. Fuuun.

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    1. Re:A case built as a scale model of... by SScorpio · · Score: 1

      TIE Fighters are only flimzy IF you get hit. I still remember jumping online the day X-Wing Alliance came out, sadly it never had the community of the MSN Gaming Zone's X-Wing vs. TIE, but I schooled some kids that needed their pansy shields in their X-Wing and A-Wing.

  17. Hmmm. by Rew190 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Interesting, but I'm usually weary of the desks whose lasers are aimed squarely at my balls.

    1. Re:Hmmm. by Bad+D.N.A. · · Score: 1

      "Interesting, but I'm usually weary of the desks whose lasers are aimed squarely at my balls."

      Mod Parent up!!! Funny

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    2. Re:Hmmm. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny
      Weary? You get a lot of shots at your balls eh?

      Oh wait, you mean wary. My bad. *snigger*

    3. Re:Hmmm. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dammit! Thank you for the correction, my fellow grammar nazi.

    4. Re:Hmmm. by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      Interesting, but I'm usually weary of the desks whose lasers are aimed squarely at my balls.

      That's okay, fellow slashdotter, you'll never use 'em anyhow.

    5. Re:Hmmm. by Daktaklakpak · · Score: 1

      Interesting, but I'm usually weary of the desks whose lasers are aimed squarely at my balls.

      yeah, me too. i mean, sometimes it's nice having something to warm up your balls, but after a while you get tired of it.

    6. Re:Hmmm. by Trollstoi · · Score: 0

      That's okay, fellow slashdotter, you'll never use 'em anyhow.

      You mean the lasers, right?

    7. Re:Hmmm. by CProgrammer98 · · Score: 1

      I think you mean "wary" not "weary"!!!

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  18. I can see the look on the girl's face... by WonderSnatch · · Score: 5, Funny

    when she walks in and sees that!

    Oh, wait! It's Saturday night and I'm posting on slashdot...

    Brett

    1. Re:I can see the look on the girl's face... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      when she walks in and sees that!

      so... how's wireless internet these days?

  19. Re:Tie by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Dude! Those are the wires it hangs from when filming.

  20. i wonder by azbrdhntr · · Score: 1

    When we'll get an x-wing case mod.

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  21. Now what? by tuxlove · · Score: 1

    How is he going to get the thing out of the room?

    1. Re:Now what? by SEWilco · · Score: 5, Funny
      How is he going to get the thing out of the room?
      • Fly it.
      • Size matters not.
    2. Re:Now what? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Do you really think his parents will kick him out? He's lasted this long....

    3. Re:Now what? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Haven't done much furniture moving, have you?

      Do the ends detach? If so, problem solved!

      If not, roll the desk back (so the desktop is in the vertical plane)

      Slide one end next to the door

      Push that end partway through the door at an angle

      Rotate the desk the the other half of that end is through the door

      Slide the other end into position and repeat This should get it through a standard 30" door easily. It's nothing compared to an six foot long sofa-sleeper!

  22. Disney goatse by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny
    1. Re:Disney goatse by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's hilarious!

    2. Re:Disney goatse by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      OMG! ROFL! BEST TROLL EVAR !

    3. Re:Disney goatse by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's fucking brilliant.

    4. Re:Disney goatse by Bush+Pig · · Score: 2

      Outstanding! I wish I still had mod points, but I pissed them away on a discussion about the environment.

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  23. Where's the Pilot? by JacksonAces · · Score: 1

    Seems like a droid Starfighter or a TIE-D would have beeen more appropriate.

  24. How to make a case... by SEWilco · · Score: 1
    1. Obtain a TIE fighter...
    1. Re:How to make a case... by Ki+Master+George · · Score: 1
      1. Obtain a TIE fighter...

      Yes, but that's not all!

      2. ???
      3. Profit!

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  25. is he using by Paralizer · · Score: 1

    onboard everything? In the first pic, you can clearly see the PCI expansion slots to the right of the cockpit window. By the placement of the motherboard, expansion ports would be going upward into the glass. So is he using onboard video, audio, and networking?

    I like it being a table much more than a PC case mod :)

  26. They have these new things, they're called "eyes" by b00m3rang · · Score: 1

    They're great for actually looking at the link, and seeing that your post has absolutely no relevancy to this artwork.

  27. Partial disassembly? by b00m3rang · · Score: 1

    Call me crazy, but what can be put together can in many cases be taken apart and put back together again.

  28. I get it now. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I always wondered why TIE fighters in the movies were little more than target practice for the obviously better trained Rebel force.

    You try flying something running Windows XP.

    Poor bastards. They never stood a chance.

  29. Ouch by joeybagadonuts · · Score: 4, Funny

    Yea. That's definitely going to bring in the chicks.

    1. Re:Ouch by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      and a normal computer desk is?

  30. Re:Tie by fresh27 · · Score: 1, Offtopic

    worst pun ever, please mod parent down for being so shitty

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  31. Whats inside the case? by doc_pez · · Score: 5, Funny

    The TIE was running Windows.

    So I guess we now know what really happened to the Death Star. A gaping security "hole" + a special download.

    I guess it follows that the Rebels used Linux (solid X-Wings, but not enough drivers for them). But no matter how patched they kept flying.

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    1. Re:Whats inside the case? by floki · · Score: 1
      The TIE was running Windows. So I guess we now know what really happened to the Death Star. A gaping security "hole" + a special download.

      And once again the Apple users seem kind of alien to me. At least that's what was suggested by Independence Day. This once again proves that Macs aren't as secure as is always touted.

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    2. Re:Whats inside the case? by BlightThePower · · Score: 1

      Yeah, you need an geek permanently on hand (well, glued to the back of it) to get anything done.
      That said, R2D2 is clearly the king of the command line.

      TBH the millenium falcon looked more a candidate for running Linux to me:

      LUKE: What a piece of junk.
      HAN: She'll make point five beyond the speed of light. She may not look like much, but she's got it where it counts, kid. I recompiled the kernel myself.

      LUKE BOGGLES IN DISBELIEF.

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    3. Re:Whats inside the case? by doc_pez · · Score: 1

      I guess we already knew C3P0 is running Windows Mobile. It's the only explanation.

      I guess Macs would have to be ..... The Ewoks. Cute when you first look at them, if you have 4000 of them you can get some work done, and the only ones who understand them is other Ewoks.

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    4. Re:Whats inside the case? by jacksonj04 · · Score: 1

      That Ewok/Mac anology is the best one I've seen yet... sig!

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    5. Re:Whats inside the case? by Blondie-Wan · · Score: 1
      I guess we already knew C3P0 is running Windows Mobile. It's the only explanation.

      Explanation for what? It sounds as though you're selling Threepio terribly short, but I don't know what the rationale is. Threepio is a terribly underappreciated character, though...

  32. That's No Computer desk... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Its a tie fighter!!

  33. Re:Tie by TummyX · · Score: 1

    Oh sure, he spent a lot of time on it and submitted it to slashdot which means that he should only get praise and admiration.

  34. Tied up in XP by nukem996 · · Score: 1

    No wonder they lost there using Winblows XP!!!

  35. Advice by OverflowingBitBucket · · Score: 2, Funny

    Size matters not.

    Dammit that's the last thing I want to hear when I'm sitting at that kind of desk given the view from the cockpit of that thing.

    1. Re:Advice by mbrewthx · · Score: 1

      Judge you not by your size, for your ally is the FORCE!!!!

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  36. Amazing! by gmhowell · · Score: 4, Funny

    It's amazing the stuff you can cobble together when there is no chance you will ever, ever, EVER have sex.

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    1. Re:Amazing! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      People who use heroin view you the same way you view people who don't have sex.

      Even if your partner is actually attractive, you are in the running for STDs... herpes, gonorrhea, or the worst STD of all... PREGNANCY.

      That's right, you accidentally knock up some chick and now you can look forward to paying child support for the next 18 years.

      All for what? Did you really want to have sex, or did your body make you? Dealing with chicks, spending your money on them, and it's really a bum deal because they need YOU -- for DNA. They should be the ones opening doors and picking up the tab. Are you even gonna score?

      If you want to get something for your money, heed the words of Renton: "Take the best orgasm you've ever had, multiply by 1000, and you're still nowhere near it."

  37. Yep by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    The kind of guy that would complain about his girlfriend's stubble when she's giving him a blowjob.

    1. Re:Yep by xanadu-xtroot.com · · Score: 1

      complain about his girlfriend's stubble when she's giving him a blowjob.

      I should hope that it is cause for complaint if the stubble is on her lip...

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      I'm just a mortal with potential of a super man.
  38. Best place for it. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Like I always say, if you're gonna have an unshielded source of high frequency electromagnetic emissions, the best place for it is pointing right at your crotch.

  39. MORON by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Tee hee!

  40. Secret security feature.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Unidentified users and Mac zealots will be shot in the balls if they try to sit down and use the Tie-PC.

    1. Re:Secret security feature.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Mac zealots will be shot in the balls if they try to sit down and use the Tie-PC.

      Nope, it'll definitely bluescreen first.

  41. Kick ass desk, lame desktop by lullabud · · Score: 1

    Slick desk, for sure, but why is it that whenever I see a screenshot of XP it has like 54 icons on the desktop? I'd be so much happier to see a really slick screensaver, a tastefull linux desktop, or even an XP desktop with less than 54 icons on it...

    1. Re:Kick ass desk, lame desktop by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have 544 icons on my XP desktop. So do I win?

    2. Re:Kick ass desk, lame desktop by HermanAB · · Score: 1

      The 54 icons is due the unusable MS menu system which makes your seldom used, but very important programs disappear. The one place where you can keep an eye on your icons and ensure that they don't disappear on you, is on the desktop...

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    3. Re:Kick ass desk, lame desktop by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And even there they're not safe, what with the "Desktop Cleanup Wizard", or whatever that nonsense is called.

    4. Re:Kick ass desk, lame desktop by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      apparently someone hasn't discovered the quicklaunch bar yet...

    5. Re:Kick ass desk, lame desktop by toddestan · · Score: 1

      The 54 icons is due the unusable MS menu system which makes your seldom used, but very important programs disappear. The one place where you can keep an eye on your icons and ensure that they don't disappear on you, is on the desktop...

      Go into the Start Menu and Taskbar settings, and turn off "Personalized Menus". Then you don't have to deal with Windows deciding how your start menu should look (which has to be one of the dumbest things Microsoft has ever come up with in terms of UI).

  42. Re:Disney goatse--SAFE TO LOOK AT. Mod parent up! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Oh that is precious!! go ahead and look, it wont sear your eyeballs or get you fired from work.

  43. Re: ON their desk? Not necessary... by SimonShine · · Score: 2, Interesting
    > Does anyone really have something like this on thier desk?

    The practical thing about this "casemod" is that it is the desk - and a cool looking one at that, so you have the entire theme figured out besides a nifty poster to hang above on the wall!

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  44. Give it a rest by Chrax · · Score: 1

    Oh give it a fucking rest. Yes, we realize that most people here prefer Linux, but the constant ragging on Windows is annoying as all get out. You could at least try to be clever in noting their OS choice, but instead you're just being a douchebag. So stop.

  45. R2 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative
  46. Yah, not an RPG version by CrazyJim1 · · Score: 1

    If they made it MMOG, and had an actual galactic struggle going on where your mini battles affect the overall campaign then it'd rock.

  47. Tie fighter = Falling down by 3770 · · Score: 1

    When I hear the words Tie fighter I can't help but think about this movie: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0106856/

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    1. Re:Tie fighter = Falling down by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You just ruined an otherwise cool movie for me.

      Thanks alot, dork.

    2. Re:Tie fighter = Falling down by 3770 · · Score: 1


      Did I ruin Star Wars or Falling Down for you?

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  48. Wow by jacobrich · · Score: 1

    That is one of the coolest things I have seen all day! Great job!

    1. Re:Wow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, all 20 minutes of it...

  49. Nice case... by rune2 · · Score: 1

    Impressive!

    1. Re:Nice case... by valkyriekl · · Score: 1

      Impressive! [Vader, SW:ep5:TESB]Most impressive.[/Vader]

  50. Just make sure... by game+kid · · Score: 1

    ...not to run the same program twice, lest you run into your own bright digital trail...

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    You can hold down the "B" button for continuous firing.
  51. This case mod.... by $mooth · · Score: 1

    This case mod is gold Jerry, gold!!!

    Whaddaya gonna do?

  52. WHEN I GROW UP... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...I will import my FreeBSD filesystem to my home directory for native archive exporting installation kernels.

  53. Re:Tie by MarkRose · · Score: 1

    At least someone got it. Sigh.

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  54. Photoshoped by fsterman · · Score: 0, Troll

    Dude, totally. First clue:
    No authentication scheme. I mean fuck, without it being digital signed, puh, any thrid grade crypto specialist knows what can happen.

    The shadows don't match up, total C/P job on the wiring, gah any third grade photoshop trainee could have hacked that up in like 20 minutes. Or a farker for that matter.

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    1. Re:Photoshoped by thzinc · · Score: 0

      Um, if farkers are sophisticated [sic] enough to have figured out caustics in Photoshop, I think I may have to give an ounce of respect to 'em. Look at the reflection of the mouse and monitor shadows on the window shade on the back wall, as well as the wood cabinet. That is most likely caused by the fill flash being pointed at the glass desk. As for the wiring, the flash is also to blame for the strange shadows.

      And by the way, I don't think I've ever heard of a "third grade crypto specialist." Maybe they're hiding out with the farkers who understand raytracing basics.

  55. TIE Fighter - game & desk by Sean+Clifford · · Score: 1
    >>It is time for an updated re-release
    >>of Lucasart's TIE Fighter, the greatest
    >>game of all time.

    >>That is all I have to say.

    Absolutely; I still have that game - albeit on the shelf - and played the hell out of it. Most fun I've had with a game - ever.

    They should absolutely release an updated version with the same single player gameplay of the original. Adding multiplayer would be sweet - in this day and age pretty much a must - but they should not sacrificed single player gameplay.

    OT, I'm impressed with the mod. It looks great and was undoubtedly a lot of work - $300 and a ton of time. My carpentry/woodworking/bondo/pvc skillz are pretty lame; had a buddy build me a great desk for about $150 - took him about two half-days.

    Would have taken me an eon and probably a trip or two to the ER to make something servicable. To paraphrase Simon (FireFly): I'm like a trained ape, without the training.

  56. One word... by jo42 · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    "Gay."

  57. Re:Slow news day? by saskboy · · Score: 1

    "I've got a case that's got some duct tape mods. Will it get posted?"

    Only on the Red Green website.

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  58. There are still a few of us around.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The Rebel Squadrons still has people who play & make new TIE Fighter missions. X-Wing, XvT, XWA too.

  59. Ah casemodding by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's the ricing of the computer world. Slap a type-r sticker on there while you're at it.

  60. Why the Rebellion should choose Linux by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Of course, Linux. The whole Rebel operation would benefit greatly from open source personnel, fleet, intelligence and supply management solutions.

    1.) No vendor reliance. Your YT-1300's hyperspace motivator giving you heck? If you rely on the proprietary APIs to get fixed, you'll wait forever - the Corellian Engineering Corporation deprecated the YT-1300 for the YT-2400 way back when it was still just called "The Republic." Paid extended support from the company ended a long time ago in an Imperial mandate, and the only consultants who can help are practically in a galaxy far, far away from the Galactic Rim.

    Or, you could convert your ship's software to Solo Enterprise's FalconLinux! No other onboard systems control software can speak more languages out of the box than a protocol droid (even Wookie!), and driver patches are still available and still being developed to avoid those damn untimely hyperspace drive GPFs (not to mention some under-the-table packages to spoof ship ID codes, or watch the latest encrypted holodiscs). Vendor availability may be interrupted, however, by an Imperial lawsuit from Coruscant's Starcraft Control and Operations, a subsidary of TIE developers Sienar Fleet Systems, which claims Linux is based on smuggled source code. Which is, of course, total bantha poo-doo.

    2.) Better chance at a fast response to critical feature requests. Targetting computer unable to hit that exhaust port? Proton torpedo guidance system can't make a precicely-timed 90 degree turn? You don't need the Force, padawan! Don't wait for a patch to just magically appear upstream, just write it yourself. You benefit yourself, you benefit your wingmen, and you benefit the Rebellion. What, you think there was some mystical energy field that controlled that protorp? Naw, Luke Skywalker was just a bad-ass with Python and C++, thanks to tons of practice overclocking and optimizing the code on his trainer's Tatooine womp-rat targetting system.

    3.) Lower cost of operations without resorting to theft. The Rebellion thrived on two things - making the most out of limited resources and stealth. Sure, smuggling raids were necessary for vital supplies. But why risk a team of commandos and a fighter escort to steal a bunch of traceable copies of Imperial Viewport SDOS: Imperator Edition - especially since your equipment is too outdated to even boot the operating system? Linux would provide the Alliance with a practically free solution, customizable to run on everything from a swiped Imperial databank to an A-Wing and an astromech to a datapad. And there's a sympathetic support base of volunteers across the holonet. Seriously. I'm telling you, that SCO lawsuit is a damn Fett conspiracy!

    1. Re:Why the Rebellion should choose Linux by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Solo: It's the compiler that made the Kessel Run app in less than 12 teraflops!

      /makes about as much sense as the original quote, too

  61. Infidel by dirtsurfer · · Score: 1

    You underestimate the power of Darth Pastius.

  62. Very nice, but by Man+in+Spandex · · Score: 1

    does it do that screaming sound, the *WOOOOOOOAIINNNNNNNNNNNNNN* one when it overheats :?

    1. Re:Very nice, but by biglig2 · · Score: 2, Funny

      As many have observed, the cockpit part of this case is right next to the user's genitalia, so I rather imagine you do hear a "WOOOOOOOAIINNNNNNNNNNNNNN" when it overheats....

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  63. C3PO! by phobos13013 · · Score: 1

    I will really be impressed when they make a case mod of C3PO that actually walks around, talks to you and can pilot your TIE Fighter case mod against you in deathmatches of Star Wars Battlefronts. That would be trully amazing...

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    1. Re:C3PO! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, trully amazing, Dude.

      Does your Mom know you stayed up so late?

    2. Re:C3PO! by phobos13013 · · Score: 1

      obviously your grasp of sarcasm is as strong as your social skills. Have fun wallowing in your lameness.

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  64. Conan O' Brien? by game+kid · · Score: 1

    Is that you? I didn't know homophobic late-night hosts posted here! Love your show though. Maybe you can showcase this PC and make fun of its builder with your "geek" voice too.

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    You can hold down the "B" button for continuous firing.
  65. just when you think it can't get worse... by ldhertert · · Score: 1

    I know that this site is for nerds (myself included). After reading this story, I was pretty sure that the nerd factor could not get any higher. Then I saw that people actually started making fun of the fact that the computer was running windows. geek++;

  66. Re:Tie by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Look at Mark's cool website!
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    Hi, I'm Mark. I'm 22, and fast on my way to become supreme dictator of the Earth. I'm getting closer every day, and with each exhaled breath. Soon you will all worship me. Yeah. Hehe.
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    We can all email his cellphone at cell@markrose.ca or atleast let it get spammed by posting it un-spam-proof on slashdot!

  67. ugh by dwntwnboi · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    a modded case is one thing, but this is just rediculous. seriously.

    why don't these people (i'm talking about the extreme ones who make tie fighter computer cases/desks) do something more useful with their time, like make innovative a cool products -- something everyone could benefit from?

    what a waste.

    1. Re:ugh by Matilda+the+Hun · · Score: 1

      If you can't benefit from a TIE Fighter case/desk, what the heck are you doing on Slashdot, anyways?

      That aside, I definately would call this an "innovative cool product"--can you imagine all the people who would buy that for $500+ if he made more of them?

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    2. Re:ugh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      because they don't care about making cool products for everyone else.

      go fuck yourself.

    3. Re:ugh by dwntwnboi · · Score: 1

      eh... fair enough...

    4. Re:ugh by cyrix · · Score: 1

      And yet you're taking the time to post a comment on slashdot? *fires up the grill* WE'RE HAVING HYPOCRISY TONIGHT BOYS!!! AND LOTS OF IT!!

    5. Re:ugh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, maybe they could spend their time giving spelling and grammar lessons to people on Slashdot such as yourself?

  68. Makes a great office desk by eander315 · · Score: 1

    Can you imagine a cubical farm made of those? Better yet, can you imagine the reaction of all the non-IT department drones when they saw their new cubes? Priceless.

  69. Very Slow News Day... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    When /. is the last to a link posted by BoingBoing and Fark earlier today.

  70. Obligitory: "That's no moon..." by Mulletproof · · Score: 4, Funny

    "...It's a workstation!"

    And don't forget to tip your waitress on the way out! Goodnight!

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  71. Four Months by kingofalaska · · Score: 1
    The builder, David Barry, said he spent four months on it.

    I'm guessing he isn't repelling any females.

    Rural Alaska nuclear power gets legislative backing

  72. Exactly! by lullabud · · Score: 1

    I put all my usual icons in the Quicklaunch bar along with my Network Control Panel. (Please oh please, Microsoft, bless us with Network Profiles like Mac OS has...) That quicklaunch bar is one of the most useful features (and I always disable the Desktop Cleanup Wizard so that when I re-ghost my system after 60 days it doesn't whine and bitch at me.) I hope somebody comes up with a launcher like Quicksilver or Launchbar for Windows really really soon.

  73. He has been captured by Tim+Browse · · Score: 1
    So I guess we now know what really happened to the Death Star. A gaping security "hole" + a special download.

    Turn on your Monitor. Luke Skywalker has been captured. While ENN has no pictures at this point of time, the military channel (TIE) released some pictures. I managed to capture a couple of these pictures off my monitor. Ive attached a slideshow containing all the pictures I managed to capture. I apologize for the low quality, its the best I could do at this point of time. Hopefully ENN will have pictures and a video soon.

    God bless the Emperor!

  74. Re:Ob Kessel run by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Parsec is not a unit of time, numbnuts.

  75. Bonus Feature by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And as a bonus feature, the geek who built this thing can get a blow job from the cockpit.

  76. Re:Ob Kessel run by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That was a joke, numbnuts.

  77. Re:Disney goatse is SFW by jacksonj04 · · Score: 1

    That's a classic!

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  78. Re: ON their desk? Not necessary... by yahwotqa · · Score: 1

    [joke]yes, a nice large LOTR poster would be great[/joke]

  79. the first time...? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Is this possibly the first time a Troll has been modded +5, Funny? ...just wondering... and I have to admit, that is pretty humourous.

  80. Yes got two copies! by cheesemp · · Score: 1

    Got another as I noticed the first CD was a bit scratched (don't want to ever be denied access to this game) - That story line was the best ever in a game as far as I'm conserned.

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