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  1. As Cartman might say, what's the singulartitty? on Ray Kurzweil's Vision of the Singularity, In Movie Form · · Score: 1

    The singularity is the biggest embarrassment in futurism since the flying car and Martin Landau on the Moon by 1999. Well, OK, Gerry Anderson wasn't really a futurist, but you know what I mean. Mod me troll if you must, but you know in my hearts I am correct. Sorry, kids, but there won't be a reverse engineered version of your mind enjoying immortally in a machine somewhere.

  2. Award time on Tactical Camera · · Score: 4, Funny

    Nikon D200

    The "D" stands for "Darwin"

  3. WWJT on Churches Use Twitter To Reach a Wider Audience · · Score: 3, Funny

    What would Jesus tweet?

  4. Not another Lara Croft comment, I promise on eBay Fakes Devalue the Craft of Tomb Robbing · · Score: 1

    Harumph! Ebay? They belong in a museum!

  5. The one, the only... on Classic Books of Science? · · Score: 1

    Mr. Wizard's Experiments for Young Scientists by Don Herbert

    Seriously, you will not need any other science book *EVER*!

  6. Re:Nerd Fest Pending... on Classic Books of Science? · · Score: 2, Funny

    3. Stupid, snarky comments about fake books.

    Such as the disappointing sequel to Newton's Principia, Principia II: The Quickening

    Or Galileo's little known, underground autobiography Lorem Ipsum Pontifex Bicceus Amet" (Literal translation: "The Pope Is A Total Bitch.")

    And "Fuck You, World!", the classic tome by Thomas Midgley (inventor of leaded gasoline *and* chlorofluorocarbons).

  7. Output? on Super-Sensors To Sense Big Bang Output · · Score: 3, Interesting

    If they could sense the input, I'd be more impressed. ;-)

    A little cosmology humor there for ya.

  8. Re:I will go back to our home town newspaper... on Can the New Digital Readers Save the Newspapers? · · Score: 1

    If they brought back more local investigations and reported more about what was going on around town

    I've been calling for that for years. Here in California, the asshat shenanigans of the state government are an epic greater than the fall of the Roman Empire, but you can't turn on the local news and hear boo about it. It's like "the government finally passed a budget today"; cut to clip of some dumbass legislator acting like they just cured AIDS, cancer and all global conflicts in one shot; another shot of another bought and sold politician saying how the taxpayers need to "sacrifice" (for the 1395th time), and then on to the *important* news! Christian Bale had another hissy fit, and some actress went back into rehab.

  9. Re:No. When I could not tell an opinion article on Can the New Digital Readers Save the Newspapers? · · Score: 1

    So no, no reader is going to fix newspapers. Far too many of these papers are losing subscribers because the paper's political view is no where near in line with those who used to pay for them.

    Actually, in the case of the Los Angeles Times, I know people who pretty much agree with the paper's editorial slant, but even they lost patience with that slant appearing in the front page as news.

  10. I want one! on FEMA Removes 9/11 Coloring Book For Children From Website · · Score: 1

    That's so stupid it's passed around to the other side to become genius. I totally want a copy.

    What's the spirally thing to the left? A tornado or the Tasmanian Devil?

  11. Author! Author! on Google To Remove "Inappropriate" Books From Digital Library · · Score: 4, Insightful

    A group of authors, including Philip K. Dick's estate

    Huh. Which books did Philip K. Dick's estate write?

  12. Re:V for Vendetta? on UK Government To Monitor All Internet Use · · Score: 1

    In my copy of the book, Alan Moore laments the state of England in the foreward, and talks about taking his family and getting the hell out. That was dated in the 1980s I think. I thought he had to be overreacting, but now I see he wasn't.

  13. Re:GERMS ARE GOOD..... on US Declares Public Health Emergency Over Swine Flu · · Score: 1

    Spraying the telephone with lysol is paranoia and counterproductive, despite what the ads on TV say.

    Depends on the phone. The bad MRSA strains that were making their way around hospitals were due to shared cell phones.

  14. Re:The real solution is.... on Windows 7 Streams Media To the Xbox 360 and PS3 Seamlessly · · Score: 1

    Build yourself nice small PC with some horse power and HDMI out.

    Microsoft already did that. It's called the XBox 360 Elite. It's been streaming media from my old Mac for some time now.

  15. Oops on How Tor Helps Both Dissidents and the Police · · Score: 1

    how it is helping dissidents spread information in oppressive regimes such as Syria, Zimbabwe, Mauritania,

    And California.

  16. I dunno... on Watchmen 50 Days On, Was It Worth the Gamble? · · Score: 1

    Ask me again at 100 days.

  17. Re:Cyber(?) Attack on A Cyber-Attack On an American City · · Score: 1

    Eh... it's an attack on the network. I'll allow it. Objection overruled. :)

  18. Re:Only six continents? on 2009 ACM Programming Contest Results and Webcast · · Score: 1

    Not a lot of programmers native to Antarctica.

    [Insert Linux penguin joke here]

  19. Re:No, just old on Brazilian Pirates Hijack US Military Satellites · · Score: 1

    Not me. I just suggested it as a possibility.

  20. In related news... on BYU Prof. Says University Classrooms Will Be "Irrelevant" By 2020 · · Score: 1

    ...an experimental education AI predicted that professors will be obsolete by 2030.

  21. No, just old on Brazilian Pirates Hijack US Military Satellites · · Score: 5, Informative

    These are old "bent pipe" FLTSATCOM birds from the 1980s. The transponder tech dates to the 1970s. It's all going to be superseded by the Mobile User Objective System very soon now, so it might even be a good idea to just sell Brazil the old system. Well, assuming the GEO slots aren't needed.

  22. Re:The real question is.... on US Military Issuing iPod Touches To Soldiers · · Score: 1

    The real real question is: are the iPods and iPhones colored in desert camouflage?

    'Cause I want one if they are.

  23. Re:Required energy? on Energy-Beaming Space Collector To Also Alter Weather? · · Score: 1

    I know what you mean, but solar sats are an old idea, and the maths pretty well worked out. The economics were worked out in the 1970s. The characteristics of the beam are basic EM theory dating back to World War II. The power density of the microwaves at the ground is less than that of regular sunlight.

    I'm sorry, but I *have* been around a bit, and the anti-science crud that has crept into the geekworld is really sad.

  24. Re:When Sim City players grow up... on Energy-Beaming Space Collector To Also Alter Weather? · · Score: 1

    If Wil Wright *does* get the credit, then Peter Glaser, who described the idea in 1968, will want to know why.

  25. Re:Airplanes? on Energy-Beaming Space Collector To Also Alter Weather? · · Score: 0

    1. Why would an airplane fly through it?

    2. Look up the term "Faraday Cage".

    3. The microwave beam will have the 1/10 the intensity of regular sunlight.