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  1. Re:Simple Solution on Do Not Call List Under Attack · · Score: 4, Funny

    I used to like the female callers. I'd immediately say they sound really cute, and ask them what they are wearing. Before joining the DNC list, I almost coaxed one into phone sex as she was incredibly bored and the last one in her office for the day. She bailed, though. :-\ Chicken.

  2. Re:Surfing time is NON-FUNGIBLE! on Websurfing Damaging U.S. Productivity? · · Score: 0

    I think there a threesome up in the elm tree, but it's unconfirmed.

  3. The beliefs of IT on Websurfing Damaging U.S. Productivity? · · Score: 1

    Our IT people- oh, wait, the current buzztitle is Information... I-something Serivces... or other whatsis- believe they are running our network in a competent manner, so my opinions on IT beliefs are rather low. Now if you'll excuse me, I need to go download a 100Kbyte data sheet for the next hour or so, figure out what IP address they arbitrarily changed the Exceed server to and hope that I don't have to rewrite all mu Unix scripts due to another wacky unannounced configuration whim of the sysadmins.

  4. Re:Surfing time is NON-FUNGIBLE! on Websurfing Damaging U.S. Productivity? · · Score: 0

    Oh, my! Human resources wouldn't like that!

  5. Re:Enough of the conspiracy shit on Google Moon Debuts · · Score: 1
    What are you talking about? Did you follow the link?

    Any grown adult with any kind of technical education who thinks the moon landings were hoaxed has mental problems. Period. End of argument.

    This is one of those rare non-ideological issues where there is truly no middle ground. Every last item put forth to prove a hoax has been completely debunked a hundred times over. It's as dead as the flat Earth theory and orgone energy. Moon hoax believers are no better than Creationists.

  6. Re:Surfing time is NON-FUNGIBLE! on Websurfing Damaging U.S. Productivity? · · Score: 2, Funny
    looking out the window at the girls,

    Damn, where do *you* work?

    I have a window, but all I see is a concrete courtyard with the occcasional squirrel.

    Not sure if the squirrels are female or not.

    My repeated attempts to get a branch office opened right next to a local beachside walking/biking path have been met with laughter and derision from my bosses.

  7. Nice knee jerk response. on Google Moon Debuts · · Score: 1
    Explain how I made fun of them. Go on. Let's hear that tortured logic.

    "Mentally handicapped" is a very broad and generic term.

  8. Enough of the conspiracy shit on Google Moon Debuts · · Score: 5, Insightful
    http://www.clavius.org/

    If you honestly think the moon landings were faked, you are mentally handicapped.

  9. What if I hit thumbs down? on TiVo Lets You Respond to Ads · · Score: 1

    Will it deliver an electric shock to the commercial director who somehow managed to distill the essence of the concept of "annoying" and reform it into the shape of a television advert?

  10. You want to know what the problem is? on Ethanol More Trouble Than It's Worth? · · Score: 2, Insightful
    I'll tell you. Politics and ideology fuck everything in the ass until it bleeds to death. Mod me troll if you like, but that is the core of the problem. You can't trust any "scientific" result from anyone anymore. People will just buy into the "data" from the side to which they are most sympathetic.

    Maybe you can believe some of the studies that come from some of the more esoteric parts of science, like cosmology and string theory, where political ideology has a hard time getting it Hellraiser hooks in, but even those could be muddied by grant money requirements and blinkered philosophies.

  11. Re:iTunes is popular but... on iTunes Sells 500 Millionth Song · · Score: 1

    They'll never eliminate the ability to burn to CD. That's the eternal loophole. ;-) No different than an AAC to AIFF to MP3 conversion.

  12. Re:iTunes is popular but... on iTunes Sells 500 Millionth Song · · Score: 2, Insightful
    depending on your monthly plan

    Right there you lost me. Me no want monthly plan. And I can convert Apple's AAC stuff to non-DRM MP3s and they sound great.

  13. Re:Safari! Woo hoo! on Firefox Gains on IE Again in June · · Score: 1

    It's just a festival of funny! :-)

  14. The Bomb was inevitable on 60th Anniversary of the Atomic Bomb · · Score: 1
    It would have come about eventually.

    Science fiction authors were already dropping the things, and physicists were openly speculating about atomic bombs in the 1930s.

    One SF author got so close to reality he was questioned by government agents.

    http://www.asimovs.com/_issue_0310/ref.shtml

  15. Re:firecow on Firefox Gains on IE Again in June · · Score: 1
    Oh, God, don't be stoooopid!

    FireFLY is the browser and FireFOX is the... no... wait...

    Wasn't Firefox the mind controller fighter plane from that Clint Eastwood movie?

  16. Safari! Woo hoo! on Firefox Gains on IE Again in June · · Score: 5, Funny

    We're number three! :-)

  17. Re:Preach on on NVIDIA's Lead Scientist Interviewed · · Score: 1
    the egotism and selfishness in the statement is extraordinary

    Jesus Tap Dancing Christ, sport, it's discussion of video games, not a think tank debate on how to combat global nuclear terrorism. Switch to decaff.

    Believe it or not, there is an objective universe out there where A is A, and value judgements of something like a video game can be made stripped of subjective factors.

  18. Re:Totally wrong on Ambiguity Drives Google's Valuation · · Score: 1
    There is a chance they will live up to their expectations. There is a chance they won't.

    Wow. You should *totally* work for a stock analysis firm. :)

  19. Re:Preach on on NVIDIA's Lead Scientist Interviewed · · Score: 1
    I never said it wasn't fun for other people. You might want to learn to focus on what a person actually said before responding. I said the gameplay was weak and not well though out compared to the raw technology. Anything beyond that is your own fevered imagination.

    I'm sure there's people who like Barbie's Horse Adventure and Tomb Raider Angel Of Darkness, but there's people who like all sorts of inferior crap. That doesn't mean it's not crap.

  20. Re:Preach on on NVIDIA's Lead Scientist Interviewed · · Score: 1
    Who's bent out of shape? Some of you people need to learn not to read so much into text. I was quipping, not complaining. Honestly, I think anyone who actually gets emotional about a video game needs to see a shrink.

    So since Doom 3 wasn't a real game, id's marketing it as a game is fraud, then?

  21. Preach on on NVIDIA's Lead Scientist Interviewed · · Score: 1
    Have to agree here. So much of PC gaming seems to be a wankfest between the 3D engine designers to see who can make the coolest effects, and gameplay is treated like afterbirth.

    "Wow, this game is pretty! What do I do? Shoot those demons over there? OK. Woo! Now what? Shoot the other demons? ... OK. Um, whee. Now what? ... More demons? Um, ok..."

    Then along comes something like Ratchett & Clank or Sly Cooper with cartoony graphics, silly characters and more raw *fun* packed into a single level than most FP shooters have in their entire spans.

  22. Re:want quality? then buy vinyl on Legal Music Downloads Increase in 2005 · · Score: 1
    I'll be so glad when you vinylphiles finally all die out.

    Hey, I tease. :)

    But seriously... Nyquist and all that.

  23. Re:How does forced obsolescence promote public goo on Jan 2009 Deadline for HDTV Cutoff · · Score: 2, Funny
    Demanding that something become obsolete is quite suspicious.

    You misspelled American.

    "Demanding that something American obsolete is quite suspicious."

    I don't get it.

  24. Re:This is easy to figure out on Jan 2009 Deadline for HDTV Cutoff · · Score: 1
    Shouldn't poor people maybe be doing something other than watching TeeVee?

    So this deadline will either end poverty or increase the birthrate amongst the poor. :)

  25. Pottery on The End of a Floppy Era · · Score: 1

    And no one can read the pottery because the original RFCs are lost. Yeah, the Rosetta Stone helped in some areas, but others remain a mystery.