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Do Not Call List Under Attack

smooth wombat writes "Do Not Call. Those words are music to millions of Americans who have signed up for the list so they're not bothered by telemarketers. Not content to let things as they are telemarketers are now lobbying the FCC to have state laws which regulate the practice overturned. In April an ad-hoc group of firms ranging from the Direct Marketing Association to the National Children's Cancer Society filed a joint petition asking the FCC to declare that it has 'exclusive jurisdiction over interstate telemarketing calls.' The issue revolves around some states whose Do Not Call laws are more strict than Federal law and which prohibit telemarketers from calling anyone on a Do Not Call, regardless of an existing business relationship." Update: 07/21 18:42 GMT by Z : Official EPIC page, with contact info and background.

599 comments

  1. This could be VERY bad by Andrew+Tanenbaum · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Worse than if the DNC list was never introduced, because now they have all of our numbers!

    1. Re:This could be VERY bad by DietCoke · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I doubt it. This doesn't mean that DNC would be abolished, just that it would fall under the less-strict regulations of the federal government. Not that a change like that is a good thing, but it wouldn't put listees at risk in the manner you're suggesting.

    2. Re:This could be VERY bad by Shadow+Wrought · · Score: 4, Funny
      because now they have all of our numbers!

      Exactly. Which is why I think there could soon be a market for the Do-Not-Call-Air-Horn ! Get your now, before supplies run out!

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    3. Re:This could be VERY bad by araczynski · · Score: 0

      i love that idea :)

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    4. Re:This could be VERY bad by StuartLaJoie · · Score: 1

      Maybe something solid-state, spewing the sound of fingernails on a chalkboard, or a dental drill, directly onto the phone line at 120db. It could connect inline between your phone and the wall, and only send the noise down the xmit side of the connection.

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    5. Re:This could be VERY bad by whoisjoe · · Score: 1

      This, unfortunately, is not an effective recourse. I remember seeing a story on TV about a woman who was sued by a telemarketer for using an air horn, blowing out the telemarketer's ear drum (or some permanent injury--can't remember exactly).

      The kicker was, it was a case of mistaken identity--the lawsuit was the first the woman had heard of the incident.

    6. Re:This could be VERY bad by Doc_NH · · Score: 1

      Or just start treating them like a 1-900 number.


      (TM) Hello Mr. Smith?
      (you) Yes?
      (TM) I am with bla bla bla
      (you talkning over their shpeeel )
      What are you wearing?
      I'm wearing nothing.
      I like it when you touch yourself there.



      I am betting a few of those babies and you will get on the telemarkets "Do Not Call List"

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    7. Re:This could be VERY bad by jacksonj04 · · Score: 1

      I usually try use dual phone lines in the following procedure:

      1. Telemarketer calls you.
      2. You dial out to their own helpdesk.
      3. Connect the calls.
      4. Laugh as you listen in.

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    8. Re:This could be VERY bad by mfrank · · Score: 1

      Brown noise. Have to wait for a human caller, though.

    9. Re:This could be VERY bad by h2d2 · · Score: 1

      Don't tell us that, you want you O'Reilly Factor watching wealthy Republican. I know it! This is another Watergate-type conspiracy to curb freedom. DNC Rules! Democrats Rock!

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    10. Re:This could be VERY bad by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you live in the US, I suppose. Go capitalism! [evil grin]

    11. Re:This could be VERY bad by macdaddy357 · · Score: 3, Funny

      I have a better idea. The bloodsucking parasites who want to take away the do not call list, and get back to robbing old people and the mentally challenged blind, and bothering the rest of us, should simply be killed. They are a menace to society that should be removed from society. I favor bringing back primitive execution methods like drawing and quartering, breaking on the wheel, and crucifiction. That'll show 'em!

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    12. Re:This could be VERY bad by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Another idea:

      Whatever the marketeer wants to sell, just say 'We don't use that'.

      Printer paper - We don't use paper.
      Phone services - We don't use phones.
      Etc.

      It is pretty fun :D

    13. Re:This could be VERY bad by jackofallbrandnames · · Score: 1

      They already HAD the numbers. Just pick up any phone book. Only difference now is they won't skip those with a dot next to the name.

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    14. Re:This could be VERY bad by aztracker1 · · Score: 1

      Can we include spammers and phishers in this too? I'd be just about for the damned idea at this point..

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  2. I wonder.. by Kjuib · · Score: 5, Insightful

    What part of DO NOT CALL dont they understand? I do not want people calling me trying to sell me stuff.. so DO NOT CALL me! hard to get much simpler.

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    1. Re:I wonder.. by HiddenCamper · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Somehow i was getting calls on my cell phone for a period of time, it all stopped though. seriously, if telemarketers want to call people, then telemarketers should give out "Telemarket phones" that they can call people on. Im pretty sure no one would take them.

    2. Re:I wonder.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

      The same thing with spammers...

      They send me emails that are barely legible, so that they can try to get around the spam filters I have set up. Do they really think, that if I've gone to that much trouble to block them, that if they do manage to get through, I will even give the spam a second glance?

      These people need to get hit with the clue stick, and hard.

    3. Re:I wonder.. by jayhawk88 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Oh but see, you have an "existing business relationship" with them, since this one time you bought batteries at Target with your Bank of America Visa credit card, Bank of America sold your student loan and personal information to Wells Fargo, who sold it to Sallie Mae, who sold it's list of customers to Fannie Mae, who shares a database with several mortage companies, some of whom use cold calling to drum up business during the winter months.

      How dare you not recognize the legitimate and in no way phony "existing business relationship". How do you expect Bruno's Mortgage and High Interest Loans to not communicate with you, their (possible, potential, maybe if they're drunk when we call, three times removed) customer?

    4. Re:I wonder.. by JonasH · · Score: 5, Funny
      What part of DO NOT CALL dont they understand?

      I think it's the "NOT". They seem to have no problems at all with "DO CALL".
    5. Re:I wonder.. by fred_sanford · · Score: 1

      Dude, that would be way much more funnier if it wasn't so true. With all the buy-outs, consolidations, and trading my two credit cards have gone through, the only way I can survive telemarketing hell is to only have a cell, no land line.

    6. Re:I wonder.. by Alex+P+Keaton+in+da · · Score: 4, Interesting

      The best part of the the whole Do Not Call registry- Not only are non-profits exempt.... But so are Political candidates! Those self serving a##holes. This may not be a problem for those of you in a state like NY or Maryland where everyone knows exactly which candidate is going to win, but in swing states like Ohio (where I am) it means we get tons of calls every four years....
      Perhaps my logic is wrong- but wouldn't telemarketers like the DNC because it would save them wasted calls? I mean, if people sign up for the DNC, doesn't it mean that they hate getting these calls and would never buy anything from them?
      It is like spam- if no one bought anything from these "tele-spammers," maybe they would go away....
      My solution- one of those air horns people have at sporting events. My grandmother had one for obscene callers (Those over 25 remember obscene callers, in the days before caller ID when tracing a call meant "pulling the Logs"), she would toot the horn into the reciever- this really would hurt someone's ear drums....

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    7. Re:I wonder.. by MysteriousPreacher · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Those emails are painful to read. I was wondering how they are meant to work.

      Let's say I'm a tech-novice. To me, those emails look like the work of a semi-literate. Would I really want to buy medicine from them?

      As a techie, I can see that they are dliberately trying to bypass spam filters which means that I instantly disregard their email.

      Funny email arrived recently claiming to be from Wells Fargo. Of course I don't even have a Wells Fargo account but even if I did, would I really be tricked since they spelt their own company name as 'Wells Forgo'?

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    8. Re:I wonder.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Would have been funnier if you had bought Tinfoil at Target. :-)

    9. Re:I wonder.. by eaolson · · Score: 4, Insightful
      What part of DO NOT CALL dont they understand?

      You're the one that has it wrong. They understand perfectly. They don't want to obey your wishes.

    10. Re:I wonder.. by iamplasma · · Score: 3, Insightful
      The best part of the the whole Do Not Call registry- Not only are non-profits exempt.... But so are Political candidates! Those self serving a##holes.

      Whoa, politicians may be self serving assholes, but that exception makes 100% perfect sense, for legal reasons. Quite simply, it'd almost undoubtably be a huge violation of the first amendment in the US to pass a law which says "you can't phone people and promote your political views", and I can certainly understand it. Yes, politicians are assholes, but banning political speech is a VERY dangerous path to go down, and after all, politicians are dependent on public opinion, unlike telemarketers, so if you don't like it, just vote against the guy, and send a letter in saying why.

    11. Re:I wonder.. by Dark_Lord_Prime · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I wonder about the spam mails I get in Chinese and Cyrillic... And the ones trying to sell me breast-enlargment creams/patches/pills/magic spells and stop-smoking-now miracles in conjunction with ads for cheap cigarettes, then mentioning at the bottom that they are all about "focused marketing". I don't speak Russian or Chinese, I'm male, and I don't smoke. Obviously, I'm the target audience. :P

    12. Re:I wonder.. by walt-sjc · · Score: 2, Interesting

      The worst offendor I saw was a pre-recorded automated call from a senator that had forged callerID.

      I just configured my Asterisk phone system to filter all toll free numbers (800,888, etc.), unknown and blocked numbers, and obviously fake numbers (000-000-0000) where the caller has to "press 5" to get through.

      In addition, I have a blacklist of annoying callers that just get a recorded message, and calls outside normal hours just go direct to voicemail unless it's a known family member.

      This has reduced my annoyance calls to near zero. Now I only get one or two per month instead of several per day.

    13. Re:I wonder.. by fatcatman · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I do not want people calling me trying to sell me stuff.. so DO NOT CALL me!

      Well, here's the thing, why do they even WANT to call you? If I were a telemarketer, I'd love do not call lists. Those lists would save me an awful lot of money calling people who are virtually guaranteed to not buy anything.

      It's like, "Here, these people don't want to be your customers. They won't buy anything from you. If you call them, you will be wasting time and money." And the idiots whine, "Noooo! But I WANT to call them!!! Surely my slick salesmen can talk them into SOMETHING!!"

      Man, I'd love a list like that. Talk about targeted marketing. These dorks don't seem to get it...

    14. Re:I wonder.. by intnsred · · Score: 1

      What part of DO NOT CALL dont they understand?

      The part that tells them that laws on rare occasions, now and then, from time to time, sometimes, are supposed to be enacted for the interests of the people, and are not solely passed for the exclusive benefit of big business.

    15. Re:I wonder.. by DavidTC · · Score: 1

      Wells Forge-o.

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    16. Re:I wonder.. by pete6677 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      On that note, perhaps someone could set up a form of subsidized phone service where people get a discounted/free phone in exchange for listening to a certain number of sales calls. That way, a telemarketer would not just be using your phone as a free marketing tool for themselves. That's what irked me the most about telemarketing; it's a phone that I pay for so that I can use, not to provide advertisers with a free medium. Perhaps some people would not find the advertising offensive, and with Americans' desire for all things free or cheap, it might be a success.

    17. Re:I wonder.. by wwwojtek · · Score: 1

      Your argument is flawed. Most people don't set up their own spam filters, telemarketers want to get around the ISP spam filters and if they do that they will reach who they want to reach (a side-effect is that they also reach you but that does not really bother them)

    18. Re:I wonder.. by phallstrom · · Score: 4, Interesting

      "Quite simply, it'd almost undoubtably be a huge violation of the first amendment in the US to pass a law which says "you can't phone people and promote your political views","

      How so? While they certainly have every right to stand on a street corner and state their views (provided they don't violate any noise ordinances) they have *NO* right to interrupt me, use my phone's electricity, etc...

      Just because they have a right to talk, doesn't mean I *have* to listen. And by calling me, they are forcing me to do that. Even if it's just long enough for me to realize who they are and hang up on them.

    19. Re:I wonder.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Simple: THEY DON'T CARE

    20. Re:I wonder.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Brother, I hear you. But posting about it on slashdot (as we are both doing) just isn't going to get their attention, and will do nothing to affect the situation. We need to change our M.O. if we are really going to improve the world.

    21. Re:I wonder.. by zxnos · · Score: 1

      what i hate is when marketers use my eyes as their free marketing tools. bastards! :P

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    22. Re:I wonder.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, I think you're the one who has it wrong. If they did understand perfectly, they would want to obey our wishes. It is far less likely they can make a sale to someone on the DNC. They should welcome this information as it will allow them to concentrate their efforts on more promising prospects.

    23. Re:I wonder.. by MCraigW · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Smells Forskin?

    24. Re:I wonder.. by DorkLogic · · Score: 1

      I am so LOL

      The most viable "Business Relationship" that is established is when you call my phone center about purchasing -Nifty Infomercial Product-

      At such time as you call in, your ass is mine, along with your credit card number, your opt-in, and your phone number. See you around 5:30pm... your time.

      -D

    25. Re:I wonder.. by ReplicantSD1 · · Score: 0

      The scariest thing about all that spam is that someone, somewhere, is buying the crap these people are selling. If no one bought it, the spam would stop. I guess there really is a sucker born every minute. I'm depressed now. Hey would you look at that... Cyberonics Pacemaker w00t!

    26. Re:I wonder.. by networkBoy · · Score: 5, Informative

      Dunno about phone service but I use them as subsedised entertainment:
      http://www.xs4all.nl/~egbg/counterscript.html
      I keep a copy at the phone. If I don't have time for it I just hang up on them instead.

      Really is fun. Two memorable calls:
      1) I got yelled at by a super about wasting their time.
      2) Some girl broke down at the "why are you doing it then" and started crying. I got uncomfortable and hung up on her :P
      -nB

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    27. Re:I wonder.. by Cracell · · Score: 1

      ugh...where are the interests of the people?!! isn't that who the government is suppose to look out for me? not a small group of advertisers with lawyers

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    28. Re:I wonder.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't have a problem with non-profits or even political candidates phoning me. It is the jerks that are trying to get me to switch long distance carriers or trying to get me to by a timeshare that I hate. At least the non-profits, and maybe even some of the political candidates, are trying to do some good.

    29. Re:I wonder.. by Golias · · Score: 2, Interesting

      The thing is, the person who is spamming you is not the same person as the one who is tryint to sell you "h_erbal V1AGRA."

      Some guy has some crap to sell.

      A spammer offers to reach "3,000,000" e-mail addresses with e-mail marketing for a single flat fee. No promises are made about who is getting it, or if they are at all receptive.

      The spammer could chose to write in a way which doesn't duck around word filters or pretend to be a "Re: Dinner tonight" message from some hottie... and that would mean that there would be a much higher return of business per recipient. However, the spammer doesn't give a shit about how much "V1AGRA" is sold by that schmuck, who will probably be out of business next week anyway. He just wants his flat fee for reaching as many inboxes as possible.

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    30. Re:I wonder.. by zxnos · · Score: 2, Interesting
      right, just hang up... ...what i want to know:

      when will telemarketers try to slip in a 'Vote Bob' at the intro then go into their pitch? is that then political speech?

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    31. Re:I wonder.. by MightyMartian · · Score: 1
      Actually, I think you've got a good idea, and I think you're wrong about nobody taking them. I'd say if a telemarketer group gave out phones, or possibly even subsidized them, in return for allowing telemarketing calls through, then I'll wager they would get plenty of people signing up. The problem I have with telemarketers is that they're using my phone line, which I pay for, to try to sell me stuff.

      Not that I'd sign up for any kind of telemarketer phone service myself (hate the bastards) but I'll bet you'll get plenty of folks who'd be willing to put up with the calls if they felt they were getting something tangible in return.

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    32. Re:I wonder.. by cpt+kangarooski · · Score: 1

      Just because they have a right to talk, doesn't mean I *have* to listen. And by calling me, they are forcing me to do that. Even if it's just long enough for me to realize who they are and hang up on them.

      You're right that you don't have to listen. But you're not being forced to. No one is holding a gun to your head, making you pick up the phone. You're doing that of your own free will.

      Having a phone connected to the phone network is basically an invitation for people to call you. If you don't want people to call you, then your options are a) don't have a phone, b) provide reasonable notice in advance to those people you don't want to call you, or c) tell people who have called, not to call again.

      It's just like how your address is an invitation for people to mail you, or come to your front door. You can keep people away, but it's up to you to take steps to do so. The default assumption is that communication is desired.

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    33. Re:I wonder.. by networkBoy · · Score: 2, Informative

      Golly, should have put my reply with yours. I'd sign up for the free phone service just for the entertainment value (unless they prohibit it, in which case nevermind)
      http://www.xs4all.nl/~egbg/counterscript.html
      -nB

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    34. Re:I wonder.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What I want to know is how they manage to know when I'm on the toilet or in the shower.

    35. Re:I wonder.. by MCraigW · · Score: 1
      But I put our number on the Do Not Call list so that my wife wouldn't buy anything -- If they call she will buy. :-)

      Actually, I occasionally like to play a little game. I see how long I can keep them on the phone without ever buying anything from them.

      And I have caller ID and screen my calls. I don't generally answer numbers that I don't recognize, I let them go to the answering machine.

    36. Re:I wonder.. by eaolson · · Score: 1

      Not necessarily. Your point makes sense, and may be true on one level. But maybe not always.

      I figure most no-sale calls are quick. "Hi, we have an exciting offer for you on ... No thanks. Click." There, done. And, I figure that no-sale calls are also most of what telemarketers get. People probably buy from them only a small percentage of the time. Maybe one in ten? There will be some fraction of the people on the DNC list that will still buy if called by a telemarketer. As long as that percentage is high enough to justify the effort of making all the no-sale calls to people on the DNC list, it's cost-effective for marketers to call the DNC list people.

      Also, it might have the unintuituve effect of making them more likely to buy. If you were getting two or three telemarketing calls a night, you'd be very quick to hang up on them. Now that you're on the DNC, maybe you only get one a month or so. That means you might be more likely to hang on the phone long enough to get tempted and buy something. (Not me, but someone out there will be.)

    37. Re:I wonder.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Modded funny, but I think you're right. The proper way to implement the list would have been an opt-in DO CALL list.

    38. Re:I wonder.. by Golias · · Score: 1

      Quite simply, it'd almost undoubtably be a huge violation of the first amendment in the US to pass a law which says "you can't phone people and promote your political views", and I can certainly understand it.

      Nearly all campaign speech and finance restrictions should be unconstitutional, but if McCain/Feingold can stand up to a Supreme Court challenge, I say we might as well trample the First Amendment a little deeper so I don't need to worry about being bothered during dinner.

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    39. Re:I wonder.. by Mr.+Underbridge · · Score: 1

      It's just like how your address is an invitation for people to mail you, or come to your front door. You can keep people away, but it's up to you to take steps to do so

      Yeah, like a "No trespassing" sign, which is legally enforcable. Or a "Do not call" list. With trespassing, I don't have to send a copy to each person who could possibly end up on my door.

      The default assumption is that communication is desired.

      And I revoke that default by stating my wish not to be communicated with a "Don't Call Me" request on the list.

    40. Re:I wonder.. by MrLint · · Score: 1

      see you are forgetting that the focus means "an oxygen breather on planet earth"

    41. Re:I wonder.. by scovetta · · Score: 1

      If you don't want people to call you, then your options are a) don't have a phone, b) provide reasonable notice in advance to those people you don't want to call you, or c) tell people who have called, not to call again.

      Ok so (a) just isn't a realistic open. (b) is practically useless because you are either (b1) dealing with too many unique callers to make this feasible, or (b2) have no way of notifying the callers. The problem with (c) is that either (c1) they won't comply with your request, or (c2) you have no way of notifying the callers.

      Personally, I think that automated messages should be illegal, or at the minimum, they should comply with ("press 1 to be taken off this list, press 2 for our contact information").

      And finally, to one of the parent's comments about freedom of speech-- this doesn't apply. Adding my name to a "DO NOT CALL, EVER" list would be the equivalent of writing a letter to every person in the world requesting that they not call me, or simpler, that I don't pick up the phone when someone I don't know calls me.

      I think the "DO NOT CALL, EVER" list should be created (as a superset of the "DO NOT CALL" list). You could sign up and have some options:
      [ ] no businesses except with prior relationship
      [ ] no businesses at all
      [ ] no non-profits
      [ ] no political calls
      [ ] no crazy ex-girlfriends

      Anyway, that's my $0.02. I don't even own a phone.

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    42. Re:I wonder.. by Alex+P+Keaton+in+da · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I am not trying to stir the pot- However- it would be considered legally harrassment for a politician to call us at 3 am... so if we can restrict calls at 3am... how big a step is it it restrict unwanted calls at 3 pm, especially if we work 3rd shift.
      Free speech is restricted. Call your ex girlfriend 30 times tommorow and see if the poilce show up at your door...

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    43. Re:I wonder.. by cpt+kangarooski · · Score: 1

      Yeah, like a "No trespassing" sign, which is legally enforcable. Or a "Do not call" list.

      A 'no trespassing' sign isn't a good solution, since people invited to enter aren't trespassers, and it's usually presumed that solicitors are invited to the front door. A more carefully tailored 'no solicitors' sign is better, IMO.

      At any rate, the trick is that the sign must reasonably put the group of people it's addressed to on notice. For example, a sign that says 'no Avon ladies' is no good with regards to Fuller Brush men, and if it's not reasonably apparent, no good even against Avon ladies.

      The FCC DNC list is inherently limited to only some sorts of callers. Using it isn't reasonable notice for, e.g. political calls, since the list only deals with commercial calls. One would imagine that a DNC list against political calls could exist, but probably couldn't be maintained by the government. The government is able to authoritatively say that the FCC DNC is reasonable. A private list would have to work to be reasonable, rather than getting a free ride.

      And of course, even after all this, I wonder if it's a good idea for the government to be involved in supporting in any fashion (even recognizing effectiveness) such broad bans on communication.

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    44. Re:I wonder.. by Alex+P+Keaton+in+da · · Score: 1

      In response to your saying that being connected to the network is an invite for people to call you- is this the same with the internet? Is merely being connected to the net an invite, a welcoming for people to send info to your machine unrequested?
      Having your address listed is an invitation for people to knock on your door? Um... no. I have posted no trespassing signs, and live in a rural/semi rural area of Ohio. Knocking on my door without any warning is an invite to have me answer the door with my dog and 12 gauge. And in Texas my friend, you better learn about the trespassing laws after dark before visiting....
      is being naked in the locker room, in possesion of an anus, an invitation for a gay man to poke your rump? No...

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    45. Re:I wonder.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't think they're trying overturn the regulations in order to call people like you who are rabidly against telemarketers...I think they're trying to reconnect with all of those vulnerable people like those with compulsive shopping disorders, slightly demented older people with credit cards, etc. that concerned family members put on the "Do Not Call" list.

    46. Re:I wonder.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Let's say I'm a tech-novice. To me, those emails look like the work of a semi-literate. Would I really want to buy medicine from them?

      You are over-estimating the literacy of the average person. Reading emails from my friends (most of which are in their mid-twenties) makes me cringe a lot. The typical spammer uses better English than they do.

    47. Re:I wonder.. by Trifthen · · Score: 1

      That's why you have fun with them. I mean, you paid for the call, so you might as well get some entertainment out of it:

      Me: Ja! Thiz iz Zven's Hauze of Fizh!
      Them: ...
      Me: Ja, ve have ze bezt fizh in tawn! How mach do yu vant?
      Them: ... <click>

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    48. Re:I wonder.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My solution- one of those air horns people have at sporting events. My grandmother had one for obscene callers (Those over 25 remember obscene callers, in the days before caller ID when tracing a call meant "pulling the Logs"), she would toot the horn into the reciever- this really would hurt someone's ear drums....

      Better idea: wire a mixer into your phone line past the phone such that when you push the button, it just throws the horn blast signal onto the line. Wouldn't be too complicated, and it would spare you from listening to the horn blast.

      You could call it the "Mr. Happy Piss Off Button", as in "Go away now stupid telemarketer, don't make me push the Mr. Happy Piss Off Button."

    49. Re:I wonder.. by MysteriousPreacher · · Score: 1

      Ha ha, I didn't consider that. It is painful isn't it? I know my English is far from perfect but still, you wonder why some people even bother trying to write.

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    50. Re:I wonder.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      OK, let's say I have an "existing business relationship" with them. Let's say it is even a direct link, e.g. it is my telephone service provider calling to inform me about some new service they are starting up.

      And let's say they call me and I tell them that I do not want to be called, and they call me again and it pisses me off.

      I'd say that's a reason not to have a business relationship with them in the future.

      BTW this actually happened with some business (name omitted to protect the guilty). The person calling informed me very snippily that "we are allowed to call you, because you bought something from us." I pointed out that since I DID NOT WANT TO BE CALLED AT HOME it was counterproductive for them to go on calling me. She was not impressed. I never did business with them after that, and I let them know why. No response, but they have not called since.

    51. Re:I wonder.. by ChairmanMeow · · Score: 1

      This may not be a problem for those of you in a state like NY or Maryland

      If it's not a problem here in Maryland, then I really don't want to live in a state where it is. The damn Republican Party keeps calling here begging for money. It doesn't seem to matter to them how many times they're told no, though when I told them I was a registered Democrat, that seemed to fend them off for a while.

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    52. Re:I wonder.. by mcdermd · · Score: 1

      I did the same thing in switching to wireless only but I still get calls from the wireless provider trying to sell me up. I've also recently had an auto-dialer for a mortgage lender calling twice a week.

    53. Re:I wonder.. by Anonymous+Cowpat · · Score: 4, Funny

      perhaps you should have a "if you are a telemarketer press 1" message (and all the other ones for various other call destinations). Then, when they press "1" you've got them!
      "Please hold while we transfer you to the call handling system"
      *cheesy music*
      "Please hold. You are in a queue. We value your call and it's potential to offer us a great deal.
      *cheesy music*
      "You are now connected to the incoming call system - please hold"
      *cheesy music*
      "If you would like to talk to a human being press 1"
      "Thankyou for you interest. Please hold while we transfer you to the call spooler"
      *cheesy music*
      "All call-lines are currently in use, please hold until one becomes open. We value your call"
      *cheesy music*
      "You have been transferred to the call spooling system. Please hold"
      *cheesy music*
      "You have been indentified as a telemarketer. Calls from telemarketers are prevented from direct contact to prevent abuse. Press 1 to leave a message"
      "Thankyou for opting to leave a message. We will now transfer you to the messaging system. Please hold."
      *cheesy music*
      "Welcome to the messaging system. To record your message press 1"
      "Please hold while we format the message-space"
      *cheesy music*
      "Please leave your message after the fifteenth beep"
      beep.beep.beep.beep.beep.beep.beep.beep.beep.bee p.beep.beep.beep.beep.beep
      (1 second pause)
      beep.
      "You didn't leave a a message. We are now transferring you to the call handling system"

      ad infinitum. If you can get a premium rate number, all the better.

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    54. Re:I wonder.. by learn+fast · · Score: 1

      First off, the overwhelming majority of calls I get are commercial (usually credit cards/mortgage loan scams). So, be that as it may,

      The airhorn idea is not going to work. What you really want to do is get ahold of a small amplifier...

      here you go

      (Disclaimer: I am not liable for anything you do with this information)

    55. Re:I wonder.. by Dark_Lord_Prime · · Score: 1

      So, then, you're saying I should invest in this "L34rn t0 br34th3 N1tr0g3N t0d4y!" spam?

    56. Re:I wonder.. by rahlquist · · Score: 1

      The thing is, the person who is spamming you is not the same person as the one who is tryint to sell you "h_erbal V1AGRA." Some guy has some crap to sell.

      Exactly. So the jerk who hired the spammer should be who we are going after.

      If I tried to hire a hit man to off someone, the hitman would be the only one charged if we got caught.

      If I work for IBM and I pay some kid go graffiti my Logo all over Dell's building, do you think just the advertisment distributor would be in trouble, or would we both be? FFS its time to start holding the revenue stream responsible.

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    57. Re:I wonder.. by Frank+T.+Lofaro+Jr. · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I am a legit customer of Wells Fargo, and all their emails say to visit their web site instead of providing links.

      It seems they want people in the habit of going to the web site instead of following links - thus fake emails with fake links won't work (one hopes, but many people, even with online banking, are clueless t00ls).

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    58. Re:I wonder.. by Khuffie · · Score: 1

      Around here there's free public phones that you can use; only requirement is to watch a short ad on the built-in screen. Of course, you can always just look the other way until the ad is done, but meh.

    59. Re:I wonder.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Target audience...
      You don't happen to know or work with or live near anybody who 1) speaks russion or chinese or 2) is female or 3) smokes? that would seem to be a large portion of the planet.

    60. Re:I wonder.. by parkrrrr · · Score: 1
      Personally, I think that automated messages should be illegal, or at the minimum, they should comply with ("press 1 to be taken off this list, press 2 for our contact information").
      47 CFR 227 says, among other things,
      It shall be unlawful for any person within the United States-- [...] (B) to initiate any telephone call to any residential telephone line using an artificial or prerecorded voice to deliver a message without the prior express consent of the called party, unless the call is initiated for emergency purposes or is exempted by rule or order by the Commission under paragraph (2)(B);
      Good luck figuring out who the bastards are, though. And sadly, (2)(B) has the potential to exempt political and other noncommercial calls.
    61. Re:I wonder.. by maxpublic · · Score: 1

      Quite simply, it'd almost undoubtably be a huge violation of the first amendment in the US to pass a law which says "you can't phone people and promote your political views"

      Not true. You have a right to free speech. You dont' have a right to *make anyone listen to you*.

      Max

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    62. Re:I wonder.. by FreshlyShornBalls · · Score: 1

      Actually...the phone service you pay for now IS subsidized by telemarketing. Think about it. In addition, the problem with the state do not call rules is that it becomes cost prohibitive to scrub a list against 37 different lists. Likewise, it's kind of silly for people in those states to have to call to be put on multiple lists.

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    63. Re:I wonder.. by MysteriousPreacher · · Score: 1

      This seems to be the problem really doesn't it? No matter how great the web site is, you can easilly bypass it's safe-guards.

      Here's an interesting example of the cavalier disregard some people have for their person data.

      Free pen for your password

      In this case, people willing to reveal their passwords for a free pen.

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    64. Re:I wonder.. by cpeterso · · Score: 1, Informative

      2) Some girl broke down at the "why are you doing it then" and started crying. I got uncomfortable and hung up on her :P

      Do you think she wanted to be a telemarketer when she grew up? I don't like telemarketing calls, but I pity telemarketers. That could be because I once had a summer job as a telemarketer. Given my experience as a telemarketer, you should NOT piss them off. They called you; they have the power. Telemarketers have three lists of phone numbers:

      1. the "do not call" list
      2. the "call in six months" list
      3. the "call next week" list

      If they reach a human who says "no thank you", the phone number goes on the "call in six months" list. If they call someone and get an answering machine or a busy signal, they put that phone number on the "call next week" list. If they reach a rude human, their phone number goes on the "call next week" list. The telemarketer just increased the rate at which you will be annoyed by telemarketing calls!
    65. Re:I wonder.. by cpt+kangarooski · · Score: 1

      Ok so (a) just isn't a realistic open. (b) is practically useless because you are either (b1) dealing with too many unique callers to make this feasible, or (b2) have no way of notifying the callers. The problem with (c) is that either (c1) they won't comply with your request, or (c2) you have no way of notifying the callers.

      I don't see what's unrealistic about a, but moving on, the DNC list is an attempt at pursuing the b option. The c option is easy enough to do -- when someone calls you, you can tell them right then and there to not call again. Of course that's a reaction, so you have to wait to be called.

      As for callers that don't comply, presumably then you can take some sort of action against them.

      And finally, to one of the parent's comments about freedom of speech-- this doesn't apply.

      No, commercial telephone calls fall under the First Amendment. Commercial speech is subject to some regulation, but only some. You can't silence it completely. Political calls, religious calls, etc. don't even fall within that, and must be highly free from regulation.

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    66. Re:I wonder.. by PeelBoy · · Score: 1

      True, but not everybody who filters spam is like you. What about all those people who have an ISP that filters spam for them?

    67. Re:I wonder.. by mOdQuArK! · · Score: 1
      If I were a telemarketer, I'd love do not call lists.

      That's because you're not an _aggressive_ telemarketer. An aggressive telemarketer "knows" that a lot of people have put their name on the Do-Not-Call list because they're trying to protect themselves because they don't know how to say "No" when they're confronted with a pushy salesperson on the phone.

    68. Re:I wonder.. by guaigean · · Score: 1

      Except that them calling you if you're on the DNCR puts them in violation of the law.

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    69. Re:I wonder.. by SamSim · · Score: 1

      Can I just say? That's just really mean to the telemarketers. I'm not a telemarketer, I hate being telemarketed at as much as anybody, but it seems to me that far from solving the problem, this is just increases the amount of pain in the world for humorous effect. I mean, two wrongs don't make a right. It may be a cliche but it still holds.

    70. Re:I wonder.. by PeelBoy · · Score: 1

      Wow that sucks. are you unable to talk sense into her?

      I usually act interested and then put them on hold until they hang up.

    71. Re:I wonder.. by cshark · · Score: 1

      Or better yet, why not have a "call me now" list? Sounds silly, but there is a tiny minority out there that actually buys things from these people. Why not assume all phone numbers are off limits, unless people actually ask to be on the list? They could promote it with tv commercials, make it sound appealing. I think it would work.

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    72. Re:I wonder.. by pete6677 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Actually I found that being abusive reduced the total number of calls I received (before the do not call list). Being nice to them but declining their offer usually resulted in me being called again the next night with the same offer. Any telemarketer with half a brain (maybe 10% of them) would know that putting an abusive person back on the list will just reduce their number of possible sales while increasing their stress level.

    73. Re:I wonder.. by Karl+Cocknozzle · · Score: 1
      The telemarketer just increased the rate at which you will be annoyed by telemarketing calls!

      What do I care? I'm on the Federal and State Do Not Call lists, so each time they call I file a complaint with the FTC and State Attorney General's office. The FTC fine is $10,000. So if they want to call me once weekly for a $10k fine, that is, pardon the pun, "fine" by me.
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    74. Re:I wonder.. by sconeu · · Score: 1

      Even better:

      . Telemarketer calls you in violation of the DNC list.
      2. You inform them (and the FCC).
      3. However, because of the call, they now have a "pre-existing business relationship" with you (Hey, they called you and you spoke with them, even if it was to go away, so there's a relationship there),
      4. Now that you have a relationship, they call you at will.
      5. PROFIT!!!!

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    75. Re:I wonder.. by PriceIke · · Score: 1

      You mean this game? Yeah it is kind of fun, but then again it is time-consuming.

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    76. Re:I wonder.. by HiddenCamper · · Score: 1

      well thats what they do with Spam, but for some reason people get exponentially more times what they should be getting. Do not call is explicit to "DO NOT FREKAIN CALL ME OR ELSE"

    77. Re:I wonder.. by tbuskey · · Score: 1

      MCI used to call all the time to upsell me when I was a customer.

      I finally said: I'm on the DNC list in my state and nationally. I know that you are exempt from these because we have a business relationship. Call me again & I will no longer be a customer.

      I didn't get another call again.

    78. Re:I wonder.. by dooglio · · Score: 1
      I was never abusive when I got calls (I have to say "was" because I just don't get the calls anymore--finally a federal gov't program that actually works!:-)).

      When called I would politely inform the telemarketer that I do not accept solicitation over the phone and would he/she kindly place my phone number on their "do not call" list.

      I can't think of a time I didn't get a polite response, and a "certainly, sir," but often I got a sense of dissatisfaction on the other end. Sometimes the "certainly, sir" came begrudingly.

    79. Re:I wonder.. by martian265 · · Score: 1
      No, commercial telephone calls fall under the First Amendment. Commercial speech is subject to some regulation, but only some. You can't silence it completely. Political calls, religious calls, etc. don't even fall within that, and must be highly free from regulation.


      Actually, commercial telephone calls currently enjoy limited protection under the First Amendment because lawmakers and the judiciary have decided to interpret it as thus. The First Amendment was not aimed at giving private commerce the freedom to harass, unduly influence or attempt to deceive consumers. There are many, many good books written by and about the Framers in which they discuss what the First Amendment was intended to do and specifically what it was not supposed to do (i.e. protection of anonymous sources was to be very limited, they wanted to make sure that THEY would have been protected, but not necessarily that a common criminal would be etc).

      Anyways, what I was getting at, the actual wording and original intention of the First Amendment was not something like this (and before a fanboy says "how do you know what they wanted or meant?", I know because I have read their opinions and ideas on this topic. Just go to your library, the majority of the Framers wrote books on the subject and the few that didn't have their opinions recorded by a contemporary. I don't include specific references simply because there are so many and they are so easy to find at a library). In fact the reason that it was included in an amendment after the constitution was because they were afraid that if it was in the actual document that the later legislature and judiciary would be afraid to interpret it and just take it word for word (OK, there was also the minor reason that they worried that the constitution might not be ratified by the colonies if the Bills were included in the main body, but that was a secondary reason according to Jefferson and others).

      My point is that at any time a bold legislature or judiciary body can and probably will attempt to go back to the "basics" and get rid of these fuzzy loopholes that serve companies more than they serve the individual (Jefferson was very concerned that the document put the rights of the individual people be put before the rights of everything else. Very interesting considering the entire slavery issue, but that's another topic).
    80. Re:I wonder.. by soloesp · · Score: 1

      Having a phone connected to the phone network is basically an invitation for people to call you. If you don't want people to call you, then your options are a) don't have a phone, b) provide reasonable notice in advance to those people you don't want to call you, or c) tell people who have called, not to call again.

      Having a phone connected to the network means that I am willing to pay for a service to place calls for my benefit, such as calling my family to keep in touch, etc, or for them to call me. I am not paying to have someone else call me that I did not personally and explicitly invite to call. That's why there's an unlisted number option on my phone lines. To say that having a phone is an invitation to pester me is absurd. Also, I pick up the phone because it may be a call IMPORTANT to me, such as my kid needs to be picked up at the theater or early from school, etc.

    81. Re:I wonder.. by cpt+kangarooski · · Score: 1

      I am not paying to have someone else call me that I did not personally and explicitly invite to call.

      So if your house were on fire, but you haven't "personally and explicitly [invited me] to call" I had better not do it, huh?

      Don't be silly. You've hooked up to a worldwide communications network that traditionally has operated in an open manner and which continues to. You knew what you were doing. And the general presumption of openness is what's controlling, no matter how reclusive you might be personally.

      Also unlisted numbers are so that they don't appear in the phone book; not so that people don't call you.

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    82. Re:I wonder.. by cpt+kangarooski · · Score: 2, Insightful

      However- it would be considered legally harrassment for a politician to call us at 3 am

      No, that's probably not harassing.

      Call your ex girlfriend 30 times tommorow and see if the poilce show up at your door...

      That's probably harassing.

      Free speech is restricted.

      Not nearly so much as you seem to think, and ideally virtually (or absolutely) not at all. Far better to have an absolute first amendment, I think, than to have a bunch of holes in it.

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    83. Re:I wonder.. by soloesp · · Score: 1

      Actually, to use your analogy, if my house were on fire, the purpose of my phone being installed would be for ME to call the fire department before vacating the premises. Your basic premise is that just because I have a communication device that I should be subject to any invasion of privacy incurred via that device. btw: what is your cell number? I'm sure some people would love to use your own premise against you!

    84. Re:I wonder.. by cpt+kangarooski · · Score: 1

      The First Amendment was not aimed at giving private commerce the freedom to harass, unduly influence or attempt to deceive consumers.

      So? Even if we accept that this is the proper interpretation of the First Amendment (and I have no desire to live in 1789), that doesn't mean that telemarketing is not allowed at all. It just means that there are bounds to unregulated telemarketing.

      OK, there was also the minor reason that they worried that the constitution might not be ratified by the colonies if the Bills were included in the main body, but that was a secondary reason according to Jefferson and others

      That's backwards. The concern was that the Constitution would not be ratified without the Bill of Rights, so it was promised that one would be drafted and promptly sent along to the states. Ratification of the Constitution was largely based on the belief that this promise would be upheld, as it ultimately was. (N.b. however that 2 of the 12 amendments in the proposed Bill of Rights did not pass at the time; one eventually did, becoming the 27th Amendment, and one still hasn't and likely never will) While it might have been possible to just put them directly into the Constitution, this would require the ratification process for that document to basically start all over again.

      get rid of these fuzzy loopholes that serve companies more than they serve the individual

      First, I totally do not believe that it is appropriate to refer to any part of the Bill of Rights that precludes governmental regulation or action from being a loophole. Stopping the government from doing certain things is the entire point of the document.

      Second, commercial speech serves individuals well. Partially because they can engage in commerce as well as business entities. Partially because much of the point of corporations and the like is that they are treated as individuals apart from their investors and management, so as to insulate them, and thus encourage people to engage in the risks of commerce. And partially because when commercial speech is free, customers can use it to learn about goods and services in the marketplace and make informed choices about them; lack of information does not help buyers.

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    85. Re:I wonder.. by Kelson · · Score: 1

      I just interrupt them, tell them I'm not interested, and hang up. Anything else would be wasting both their time and mime.

    86. Re:I wonder.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nice, but a lot of people do not read that carefully, some won't, some can't (dyslexia for example)

      though I'd never respond to these messages, I did try and report these phishing attemps as trying to fraud which is illegal, but the police officer said: it isn't going to be a case, so they suggested I leave it at that.

    87. Re:I wonder.. by Kelson · · Score: 1

      I've seen other studies where people revealed their passwords for a candy bar or the price of a latte.

      Scary.

    88. Re:I wonder.. by cpt+kangarooski · · Score: 1

      Well, who said you were in the house, or awake, etc.?

      Your basic premise is that just because I have a communication device that I should be subject to any invasion of privacy incurred via that device.

      Nope. I'm saying that by having a phone, you have invited people to call you. You are not, however, required to accept calls, or to listen to a call any longer than you like. Only that, barring any special measures on your part, people are free to attempt to communicate with you.

      btw: what is your cell number? I'm sure some people would love to use your own premise against you!

      Again, I didn't say that you have to take calls, or ask to be called. Only that you are free to be called -- whether successfully or not.

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    89. Re:I wonder.. by Kelson · · Score: 1

      Er... "mine."

      Though if they were mimes, at least they wouldn't be calling me on the phone.

    90. Re:I wonder.. by Oscar_Wilde · · Score: 1

      The best part of the the whole Do Not Call registry- Not only are non-profits exempt.... But so are Political candidates!

      When they call point out that you're on the DNC list. When they say that thet're exempt point out that you know this but ask if they ever considered that someone on the list probably didn't want anyone to call them unannounced. Make sure to tell them you wont be voting for the candidate they are pushing and that you will encourage your friends not to.

    91. Re:I wonder.. by buddachile · · Score: 1


      Just because they have a right to talk, doesn't mean I *have* to listen. And by calling me, they are forcing me to do that. Even if it's just long enough for me to realize who they are and hang up on them.


      Well, you don't *have* to listen. You can hang up, refuse to listen...

      However, I would argue that although they have the right to freely speak, that does not mean they have the right to DISRUPT my life as I carry on in my own home or place of business.

    92. Re:I wonder.. by pornking · · Score: 1
      Funny email arrived recently claiming to be from Wells Fargo. Of course I don't even have a Wells Fargo account but even if I did, would I really be tricked since they spelt their own company name as 'Wells Forgo'?

      The spelling and grammatical errors are a mark filter. They aren't trying to trick you.

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    93. Re:I wonder.. by dvdeug · · Score: 1

      Those lists would save me an awful lot of money calling people who are virtually guaranteed to not buy anything.

      Because they say that 90% of people who buy something over telemarketing say no the first time. Having worked at one briefly, it was pretty clear that the guy who was getting two sales an hour was doing something about all those people who were refusing the rest of us (who were doing a sale a day.)

      In any case, the guy who has your phone number after you, or your kids, or your spouse, may make a different option.

    94. Re:I wonder.. by Alphabet+Pal · · Score: 1

      Dude... I think you just took "not reading TFA" to a new level.

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    95. Re:I wonder.. by walt-sjc · · Score: 1

      Well, there IS the Telemarketer Torture script...

    96. Re:I wonder.. by susa-no-o · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      So, you made some poor girl cry. Good for fucking you. You are a complete jackass.

    97. Re:I wonder.. by bicho · · Score: 1
      Those emails are painful to read. I was wondering how they are meant to work.


      The smae way taht ltes you raed tihs.

      I jsut hpoe tehy neevr use tihs.
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    98. Re:I wonder.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nothing personal, but it is in my interest to abuse telemarketers to the greatest extent possible. If I give you a really a hard time, it increases the likilihood that you will want to quit your job. That increases turnover in general and raises costs for telemarketers, and hence their rates will go up, and fewer companies will hire them. Likewise, in order to combat turnover telemarketers will have to pay more, so in fact my abusing telemarketers might be good for your paycheck.

      Don't worry, I don't harass telemarketers who aren't rude to me (such as by talking at 100 words per miniute nonstop, not taking no for an answer, and having a comeback for every polite objection). Such telemarketers should be encouraged by being well-treated. On the other hand, if you follow a script in a manner likely to get sales out of little old ladies, don't be surprised when I monopolize 30 minutes of your time just to make you not get a commission...

    99. Re:I wonder.. by mrsteele · · Score: 1

      Sadly, this ignores the fact that some people are on the list because they know they are susceptible to telemarketers. They don't want calls 'cause they know they'll buy something.

    100. Re:I wonder.. by Firethorn · · Score: 1

      Did they verify that the passwords were correct?

      I mean, you offer me a candy bar for my password, you're going to get one.

      1..2..3..ummm..4?

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    101. Re:I wonder.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Um OK. Let's see where your logic leads: You (or your parents, if you're a technotroglodyte) have a front door. Your front door is a way to get inside your house. The front door is at the end of a sidewalk (either directly or through another pathway) connected to the public road network. The fact that you have a front door means that you are inviting strangers to pound on your door. Heck, just having a way to get into your house means that you have invited the entire world to enter!

    102. Re:I wonder.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "If I tried to hire a hit man to off someone, the hitman would be the only one charged if we got caught."

      Um - no. If you hire a hitman and he gets caught, you both fry.

      Otherwise spam would now be a thing of the past. I'd consider it money well spent.

    103. Re:I wonder.. by soloesp · · Score: 1

      The premise that merely by having a phone I've automatically invited people to call is seriouly flawed. Using the same logic, by having a car, you are inviting people to ride in it? Take it for a drive? Steal it? Where is the line drawn? By owning a house, you are inviting people in out of the rain? I mean, it does have a door. Now, you don't have to answer it, however, I have the right to knock on it any time of the day or night, disturbing your existence, at will, and to hell with the fact that I just woke you up at 3:00am? I think you would be calling the police after the first time, or depending on the state you're in, shooting me for trespassing. As for me, I am going to prevail of my right to ignore you from this point forward for I feel you are preaching something you would not like practiced on you. In other words, this thread is now in a state of pretermission.

    104. Re:I wonder.. by cpt+kangarooski · · Score: 1

      The fact that you have a front door means that you are inviting strangers to pound on your door.

      Yes. That's why if you don't want door-to-door solicitors, it's up to you to put out a sign, or tell them not to come back. The default rule is that it's okay for people to come up to the door and ask to talk to you.

      However, this doesn't mean you have to answer, or that you have to admit them. The presumption only goes far enough to let them ask.

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    105. Re:I wonder.. by cpt+kangarooski · · Score: 1

      The premise that merely by having a phone I've automatically invited people to call is seriouly flawed. Using the same logic, by having a car, you are inviting people to ride in it? Take it for a drive? Steal it? Where is the line drawn?

      Social custom, probably.

      A phone is a communications device, and is ordinarily used to talk to people without prior permission. Not so for your purely silly attempts to extend this to cars and such.

      I mean, it does have a door. Now, you don't have to answer it, however, I have the right to knock on it any time of the day or night, disturbing your existence, at will, and to hell with the fact that I just woke you up at 3:00am?

      In fact, yes. This is not often done for various reasons -- few people are awake to knock anyway, it's rude so would be self-defeating commercially, but is known in exceptional circumstances such as travellers seeking to use a phone to call for aid or in dangerous weather -- but it's basically ok.

      It's not trespassing, until the presumed invitation is withdrawn. And isolated incidents are hardly harassing; for that it'd need to be part of a campaign of harassment.

      I feel you are preaching something you would not like practiced on you

      So? We're essentially talking about freedom of speech issues. I strongly wish that no one would advocate Nazism. However, I support protecting it as a part of freedom of speech.

      Personally I hate advertising more than most people. I wish it didn't exist at all, anywhere, save for basic factual responses to requests for information from prospective buyers. As such, I loathe not merely spam, or telemarketing, but also ads on TV, on the internet, billboards, in periodicals, non-generic product packaging, logos on clothes, etc.

      But I think that due to my commitment to civil liberties, that I'll have to put up with it.

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    106. Re:I wonder.. by _LMark · · Score: 1, Funny

      True story:
      Back in college I received a call at 7:30 in the morning asking me about my long distance phone service (some poor guy cold calling for AT&T). He asked how much I paid for long distance and I told him honestly 2.9cents/minute (is bigzoo.com still around?) and asked if they could do better... Uh, no, no they couldn't, he said. What is this bigzoo thing anyway, he wanted to know? Well, I explained to him a little bit about it, then my curiousity getting the better of me, I asked him why he was doing such an obviously rewardless job. Turns out that he's a poor college student too. Meanwhile, I guess he was looking up bigzoo.com on his computer while chatting with me. I end the conversation by saying, "you should check bigzoo out, it's pretty nice" to which he responded, "yeah, I've been looking at it as we talked. That is sweet, I'm signing up right now"

      So yeah, I think that qualifies as ironic or something.

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    107. Re:I wonder.. by rikkards · · Score: 1

      I found saying "Take me off your Call list" usually would get a response of "Ok Thank you" and they never call back.
      The only thing I have received since then was a call where it hung up and I called the number back and was told to mail them asking to be removed.
      I found out they were part of the Canadian Marketing Association who sounds like they are trying to preempt any reatiliation by setting up a Do Not Call list thinking that they may get worse from the govt. So I left my name and number. Now if that ends up getting me more calls then I just go back to the original response.

      The best one though was that I got a call from some charity (shriners or something) asking if I could donate. I asked for them to take me off their call list. The guy came back with a snotty tone of "We don't have to do that so there" Yeah that is going to make me want to donate.

    108. Re:I wonder.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I feel no need to be nice to "people" who think
      gainful employment is abusing 100 people in order
      to maybe make a sale or two.

      My line for females:

      "Might I suggest you find another line of work.
      Prostitution could be a step up. That way, you'd
      get paid for pleasuring people instead of annoying
      them..."

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    109. Re:I wonder.. by sandwiches · · Score: 1

      I like to simply put them on hold indefinitely when they call the office.
      Another thing that we have a lot of fun doing is passing the telemarketer from person to person around the office. One person answers the phone and when he notices it's a telemarketer, he'll say something like "You need to speak with Bob. One second." Puts him on hold, then transfers the call to another person. That person asnwers and says "You need to speak with Stephanie." And we keep passing him along for a while.

    110. Re:I wonder.. by Dark_Lord_Prime · · Score: 1

      And that has no bearing on my comment.

      The e-mail trying to sell me various sexual-/personal-enhancement aids/creams/pills/etc in Russian and/or Chinese was sent to -me-, and claiming to be a -targeted advertisement-.

      "Targeted," in this case, supposedly meaning "aimed specifically at customers who are in need of such items or services."

      I wouldn't mind the spam so much if ANY of it actually WAS "targeted."

      Unfortunately, that would require actual research and stuff to find people who might actually be interested in pills/creams/patches to enlarge their breasts and penises, pills/creams/patches to help them get their newly-enlarged penises up and keep them up so they can make use of all the great deals on dating/get-more-sex-NOW services, cheap cigarettes to smoke after all that sex, patches/creams/pills to help them with that new smoking habit, miracle diet pills/patches that let them eat as much as they want and never gain an ounce, and miracle weight-loss pills/patches/creams/magic spells to lose the weight they subsequently gain from all that eating.

      So, to recap: I'm male. I don't smoke. I don't drink. I weigh 125lbs, and am lucky to keep myself from dropping below that. I don't want to meet anyone, for sex or otherwise.

      Targeted? Hardly. I'm a victim of some idiot firing off shotguns in a crowd.

    111. Re:I wonder.. by MysteriousPreacher · · Score: 1

      I didn't think about that either. Good point.

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    112. Re:I wonder.. by cshark · · Score: 1

      Good point. But the real problem is... Or else what?

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  3. Doesn't bother me anymore by Apreche · · Score: 5, Informative

    I used to care about this, but now not so much. I just got rid of the landline phone. Actually I moved and did not get a landline phone in my new abode. It's illegal for marketing types to call my cellular phone. I win. If you really don't want anyone calling you throw out your busted old landline.

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    1. Re:Doesn't bother me anymore by berboot · · Score: 2, Interesting

      IIRC, if a cell phone is your only phone then it is no longer illegal for marketing to call on it.

    2. Re:Doesn't bother me anymore by garcia · · Score: 2, Insightful

      If you really don't want anyone calling you throw out your busted old landline.

      Tough shit if the only acceptable broadband Internet option is DSL, right?

      While I use my mobile phone for long distance calling and only have the landline as required for DSL service I should still have to suffer with telemarketing calls because they whined to the FCC?

      The American public whined far longer to get the DNC lists enacted. Now that we are comfortable we should lose them and have to move to mobile phones and no broadband?

      Wrong answer.

    3. Re:Doesn't bother me anymore by eln · · Score: 5, Insightful

      If the only reason you have the landline is so you can get DSL, then just don't hook up a regular telephone to it. The phone can't ring if the phone doesn't exist.

    4. Re:Doesn't bother me anymore by wayne · · Score: 2, Insightful
      t's illegal for marketing types to call my cellular phone. I win. If you really don't want anyone calling you throw out your busted old landline.

      You know that the telemarketing industry is trying very hard to "fix" this "loophole". With out being able to contact people on cellphones, how can they do proper political opinion (and push) polls? How can legitimate companies keep in contact with their customers? This is all very damaging to the US economy. You can't trample on the people's rights to political and economic speech like that, just because you have chosen to only have a cell phone.

      While I'm being sarcastic, I'm sure that the DMA and political parties actually believe this stuff.

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    5. Re:Doesn't bother me anymore by archen · · Score: 1

      or for those of us happy with a $14 phone bill. They have a cell plan that cheap? Didn't think so. It doesn't make sense that many of us would flee working technology because some spam vendors decide it's their right to harrass us.

    6. Re:Doesn't bother me anymore by squiggleslash · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Get yourself a telephone answering machine. You can use this to screen calls, and as it always answers, it guarantees the telemarketer will have to pay something, however small, for the privilege of not talking to you.

      It's one of those tools that always works but nobody ever uses. It also works in that it prevents telemarketing calls from companies you have a prior business relationship with, which unfortunately the FTC DNCL and most state anti-telemarketing systems do not cover.

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    7. Re:Doesn't bother me anymore by Undertaker43017 · · Score: 2, Informative

      I actually keep a landline for the sole purpose of sending marketers to it.

      Anything I fill out, that requires a phone number, I use the landline number. The only thing on the line is an answering machine (that doesn't have a phone, so no ringer) and a fax machine. I am never bothered, and amazingly get very few messages. ;) I didn't even bother registering the number with the DNC list.

    8. Re:Doesn't bother me anymore by jrockway · · Score: 1

      Speakeasy provides DSL without a phone line. It's $5/month extra.

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    9. Re:Doesn't bother me anymore by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have a >= $15 monthly cell phone bill. I'm on a joint plan and basically only talk with the other people on the plan, so I never use up my minutes.

    10. Re:Doesn't bother me anymore by clrscr · · Score: 1

      You dont have to plug a phone in to your landline do you? problem solved

    11. Re:Doesn't bother me anymore by Rick+Zeman · · Score: 1

      You know that the telemarketing industry is trying very hard to "fix" this "loophole". With out being able to contact people on cellphones, how can they do proper political opinion (and push) polls? How can legitimate companies keep in contact with their customers? This is all very damaging to the US economy. You can't trample on the people's rights to political and economic speech like that, just because you have chosen to only have a cell phone.

      No, it'll be "Only terrorists would want to hide like that...."

    12. Re:Doesn't bother me anymore by Skye16 · · Score: 2, Informative

      I think it still is. You can't call someone for solicitation purposes if it costs money for them to take the call. Or so I'm lead to believe.

    13. Re:Doesn't bother me anymore by qwijibo · · Score: 1

      They don't believe it, but that won't stop them. They'll say these things, but they know very well that it has nothing to do with helping the consumer. In fact, it's very much the opposite.

      Are you familiar with the concept of targeted marketing? The "customer" is very much considered a victim to be attacked from the marketing perspective. The goal of targeted marketing is to maximize the body count. You're a wallet with their money as far as they're concerned.

    14. Re:Doesn't bother me anymore by Undertaker43017 · · Score: 1

      This is quite solvable, just don't answer any call that you don't recognize the number or the number doesn't come through. If it's important they will leave a message.

    15. Re:Doesn't bother me anymore by op00to · · Score: 1

      I guess your time (spent answering telemarketing calls/dealing with donotcall) is not worth anything, then!

    16. Re:Doesn't bother me anymore by Trigun · · Score: 1

      How about Asterisk? Can it blackhole calls based on caller id?

      I'd pay for it to be able to do that. Private number? Voicemail! Long distance number? Check the whitelist, then Voicemail! Known telemarketer? The special,/i> voicemail!

    17. Re:Doesn't bother me anymore by Cro+Magnon · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Until the telecrapers get that pesky law overturned.

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    18. Re:Doesn't bother me anymore by gstoddart · · Score: 1
      If the only reason you have the landline is so you can get DSL, then just don't hook up a regular telephone to it. The phone can't ring if the phone doesn't exist.

      That probably wouldn't change the fact that you'd still have to pay for a residential land-line you never used.
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    19. Re:Doesn't bother me anymore by eln · · Score: 1

      That probably wouldn't change the fact that you'd still have to pay for a residential land-line you never used.

      I agree, but that's the fault of the greedy phone companies who force you to buy residential service to get DSL, although there's no technical reason you need a full fledged residential phone line just to use DSL on it.

      I currently use Cable Internet instead of DSL for exactly this reason.

    20. Re:Doesn't bother me anymore by Cro+Magnon · · Score: 1

      Yes, but it's still annoying to have the phone ring 15 times an evening and hear "You can now buy $CRAP at our new price" blaring over the machine!

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    21. Re:Doesn't bother me anymore by chrish · · Score: 1

      We randomly get spam text messages on our cell phone. We don't have text messaging enabled on the phone. Doesn't seem to stop our carrier (Rogers in Ontario) from doing it.

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    22. Re:Doesn't bother me anymore by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ditto.

      My conversation with verizon went something along the lines of

      "I want DSL"

      "Are you a current verizon customer"

      "No, I want DSL, I already pay you guys enough every month for phone service on my cell phone"

      "Sorry, you need at least local service"

      "Why"

      "Sorry, you need at least local service"

      "Never mind. I'll call adelphia"

    23. Re:Doesn't bother me anymore by Bobman1235 · · Score: 1

      Most areas are now rolling out "naked DSL," which means you don't need phone service to get it.

    24. Re:Doesn't bother me anymore by fatcatman · · Score: 1

      How the hell is this insightful?

      While I use my mobile phone for long distance calling and only have the landline as required for DSL service I should still have to suffer with telemarketing calls because they whined to the FCC?

      Uh, no. As others have already said, don't hook a phone up to the land line. Problem solved. Yes you have to pay for a line you aren't using, but that's a completely different conversation. Don't bitch that you HAVE to put up with telemarketing calls to have DSL, that's bullshit. DSL isn't forcing you to put up with telemarketers, that phone you willingly connected to a line you wouldn't otherwise want is the problem.

    25. Re:Doesn't bother me anymore by DavidTC · · Score: 2, Interesting
      Get an old tape answering machine. Make a nice polite messages about how you've stepped out, but should be back in a hour, and would love to return their calls. Or they can just call back then. Set it in your utility closet. Every week, erase all messages without listening to it.

      Seriously, don't worry about getting calls on lines you don't use. Instead, encourage calls to lines you don't use. Encourage them to leave messages. Give the number out. Keep it off the Do Not Call list.

      Why? It's a frickin public service. When they're talking to you, they're not talking to other people.

      One very bored spring break a few years back, when I was stuck in the dorm, I played deliberate phone tag with mortgauge spammers and wasted hours of their time. Boy were they pissed when they figured it out.

      Or record a very very quiet message, and then sound an airhorn at them. Not quite as useful, time-wise, but lots of fun.

      Seriously, people. Volunteer a hour of your time each week by wasting telemarketer's and spammer's time. Do some good in the world.

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    26. Re:Doesn't bother me anymore by Have+Blue · · Score: 1

      There is a very strong objection to cold-calling cell phones that doesn't apply to landlines: It costs money to receive a call on a cell phone. This is why unsolicited faxes are illegal.

    27. Re:Doesn't bother me anymore by RetroGeek · · Score: 1

      Not so much greed as bad billing s/w.

      To be able to bill you for DSL, they need an existing landline account. Without the landline account they cannot bill you, so no DSL.

      We only have cell phones, no landline at all, and cable Internet.

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    28. Re:Doesn't bother me anymore by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What about those of us that still use a dial-up internet connection at home and get interrupted constantly because of these telemarketers? Now it's relatively stable but I'd hate for it to go back to what it used to be.

      For some people, broadband is too expensive or not available.

    29. Re:Doesn't bother me anymore by Radres · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I pay SBC $15/mo for a land line, and an additional $26/mo for the DSL, for a grand total of $41/mo. Speakeasy is charging $56/mo for even the most basic DSL without a phone. How does it make sense to go with Speakeasy when I can just disconnect the ringer to my phone, and have the added advantage of being able to make clear local calls when my cell phone is acting up?

    30. Re:Doesn't bother me anymore by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Even better,

      Record a message that sounds like you are talking to them. As follows

      Hello? (pause)
      Who is this? (pause)
      what is this about? (pause)
      I'm not sure what you mean (pause)
      Who did you say you are with? (pause)
      I really don't think I understand (pause)
      Let me get this right, you are who? (pause)
      Can you hang on a minute? (VERY LONG PAUSE)

      Etc.

    31. Re:Doesn't bother me anymore by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      First they came for the landlines...

    32. Re:Doesn't bother me anymore by appleprophet · · Score: 1

      That's what I thought too, but I still get marketing calls every once and a while. Apparently it is perfectly legal these days.

    33. Re:Doesn't bother me anymore by DavidTC · · Score: 1

      Two words: Volume control.

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    34. Re:Doesn't bother me anymore by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Alas, they still call your cell phone anyway. You must pay to have it unlisted before these people will not call. And for the record, I am on the do not call list.

    35. Re:Doesn't bother me anymore by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Configure you dialer to dial *70 in front of the number. This disables call waiting, so they just get a busy signal.

    36. Re:Doesn't bother me anymore by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    37. Re:Doesn't bother me anymore by Peyna · · Score: 1

      One could argue that it also costs money to receive a call on a landline phone. Just because I pay a flat rate doesn't mean that rate isn't affected by call volume.

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    38. Re:Doesn't bother me anymore by Golias · · Score: 1

      Qwest (or, as I like to call them, Qworst) used to pull that one, too.

      They don't anymore. In Minnesota we can now buy DSL with no voice service.

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    39. Re:Doesn't bother me anymore by elrous0 · · Score: 1
      Most areas are now rolling out "naked DSL," which means you don't need phone service to get it.

      So, how does it get into your house, by magic? I presume that it still has to come in through your phone line, right?

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    40. Re:Doesn't bother me anymore by apoc.famine · · Score: 1

      I accidently stumbled across a fun trick - make your answering machine message short and sweet. Mine is "Hi, this is $RL.Name, leave me a message. It's short enough that many telemarketers miss it between when it picks up, and when they get patched in to talk. So I get things like, "Hello? <silence> Hello? Hello? <silence> Sir, can you hear me? Hello? <click>"

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    41. Re:Doesn't bother me anymore by Cro+Magnon · · Score: 1

      If it's loud enough to hear, it's an annoyance! If it isn't loud enough to hear, I might miss a legitimate phone call.

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    42. Re:Doesn't bother me anymore by MCraigW · · Score: 1
      My cell phone $14.95 a month. I only get 50 minutes, but I don't talk all the time. I've only gone over my minutes once.

      My wife actually got the rate, the phone was costing us around $40 a month a couple of years ago. She called Sprint and said she wanted to cancel the service. They kept offering her different plans until they said they didn't have any more plans. So she said, "Okay, guess I'll have to cancel". Then the Sprint lady says "Well, we do have this one other plan...". And we ended up with the $14.95 a month deal. And I never transferred the phone from my wife's name to mine, because I'm afraid I'll lose the plan and not be able to get it back.

    43. Re:Doesn't bother me anymore by solosaint · · Score: 1

      I agree, to further the point, if the phone companies create a product that has these awful telemarketing features, then they will be dealt with by customers like us who choose to not have a land line. DLS users, get a mobile phone and don't plug a regular phone into your outlet OR turn the ringer off and use it for outgoing calls ...

    44. Re:Doesn't bother me anymore by dakirw · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Or, hook up a fax machine to it. It'll provide a nice friendly greeting. :)

    45. Re:Doesn't bother me anymore by Bobman1235 · · Score: 1

      So, how does it get into your house, by magic? I presume that it still has to come in through your phone line, right?

      Right, but there's no PHONE NUMBER associated with it, so no one can CALL YOU. It's amazing what them newfangled switching stations can do these days.

      If that's your idea of magic I have some beans to sell you too.

    46. Re:Doesn't bother me anymore by squiggleslash · · Score: 1
      They don't. In practice, only a small number of groups continue to talk after your answerphone has told them to bugger off, generally those "Call every number from XXX-0000 to XXX-9999 and play recorded message" types, and in my experience, those only operate during the day. Oh, and they're illegal, if memory serves, because you can't communicate with their operators.

      What generally happens is:

      (Phone rings)

      "Hi, this is Squiggleslash. Please talk after the tone, if I'm in and want to talk to you, I'll pick up."

      *Beep*

      Silence.

      *Beeeeeeeep* *click*

      It's not a problem in practice.

      Here's the deal though: everyone could do this. It's more accurate than CLI (so-called, misleadingly, "Caller ID") because it really does identify callers, rather than the telephone they happening to be call from. And if everyone did do this, telemarketing would end tomorrow. In the mean time, even if only a few people use this, they benefit right away.

      Instead everyone plays games with CLI and tries to find sophisticated solutions to simple problems. Gah.

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    47. Re:Doesn't bother me anymore by SwissCheese · · Score: 1

      If you don't ever use the phone, then just ditch the line and make up a number?? I got rid of my landline but still give out the number when appropriate.

    48. Re:Doesn't bother me anymore by Undertaker43017 · · Score: 1

      I considered that, but sometimes there are calls that are nice to get, like possible fraud alerts from credit card companies, or doctors offices calling back to confirm appts, etc. Calls that are important, just not important enough to be bothered with in realtime.

    49. Re:Doesn't bother me anymore by mcdermd · · Score: 1

      I think the only way to "fix" the "loophole" would be to comply with the law. If incoming calls did not cost the customer, then they could call you all they want. But then again, I think it'll be a cold day in hell before the wireless providers give up their cash revenue on incoming calls' airtime.

    50. Re:Doesn't bother me anymore by colinrichardday · · Score: 1

      Oh, yes. Or do what I do. Pick up the phone and don't say anything (I have Caller-ID, so I'm pretty sure if it's someone I don't have to talk to). Rude? Yes!

    51. Re:Doesn't bother me anymore by colinrichardday · · Score: 1

      Is SBC as liberal as Speakeasy on what you can run?

    52. Re:Doesn't bother me anymore by maxpublic · · Score: 1

      It is illegal. We did the same thing - threw out the land line - and now we don't get ANY telemarketing calls. Or annoying calls from politicians looking for a buck.

      Pretty sweet. Wouldn't go back to having a land line if YOU paid ME.

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    53. Re:Doesn't bother me anymore by rsborg · · Score: 1

      The phone can't ring if the phone doesn't exist.Add a fax/printer to your phone line. It REALLY dissuades those fucking auto-call devices when they get the fax tone. I have a fax/print/scan/copy device that also doubles as a spam-blocker... talk about multifunction :-)

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    54. Re:Doesn't bother me anymore by LurkerXXX · · Score: 1

      You can always plug in a phone, but turn off the ringer. You can make local calls to your hearts content, but ignore incoming calls. At least you get half the use out of it that way.

    55. Re:Doesn't bother me anymore by cayenne8 · · Score: 1
      " or for those of us happy with a $14 phone bill."

      Who do you have landline service with that only bills you $14/mo? Basic service for landline, with all the taxes is like $27-$30. I have call waiting which I think is like $5 extra a month...and mine is about $33 a month.

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    56. Re:Doesn't bother me anymore by IWantMoreSpamPlease · · Score: 1

      hmmmm..that would explain why I got cable internet for years without a bill.

      They had apparently merged their cable tv billing with their cable internet billing, and since I don't have a tv...no bill.

      It was great until I had to move...

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    57. Re:Doesn't bother me anymore by mfrank · · Score: 1

      I've got a cell and cable modem; the only reason I have a land line anymore is for my security system. Doesn't seem to be an easy way to go wireless for that.

      You'd think some bright boy could swing a deal with a wireless provider to get low price cellular for home security. Would be worth paying more for wireless home security even if you had a landline; wouldn't have to worry about someone cutting the phone line.

    58. Re:Doesn't bother me anymore by bluGill · · Score: 1

      Back when I had a land line it was $35/month for metered service (that is pay per minute for all calls, even local). Most people paid the $44/month unlimited calling option. My cell phone is $46/month for more minutes than I ever used, didn't change numbers when I moved, and is with me all the time.

      If the land line was $14/month perhaps I'd see things your way. However in my area it isn't. Don't assume everyone has the same cheap rates you have. (though I'm pretty sure you area is closer to average than mine is)

    59. Re:Doesn't bother me anymore by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      WTF. So I have the option of paying $20 for basic cable + $45/month for cable modem + $50/month for cell phone.

      You, on the other hand, have the option to pay $40/month for a landline + $25/month for DSL + $50/month for a cell phone.

      Either way, I don't see how you are forced to use your landline.

    60. Re:Doesn't bother me anymore by Iamthewalrus · · Score: 1

      The phone can't ring if the phone doesn't exist.

      This must be some kind of Zen thing.

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    61. Re:Doesn't bother me anymore by zvar · · Score: 1

      Not so much greed as bad billing s/w.

      Actually not in most cases. The ISP I work for sells DSL on SBC lines. Once upon a time SBC did sell unbundled loops (Yes, they assigned a fake number to it, but they have litterly billions of those numbers to choose from, it's not a normal looking telephone number.) Their excuse to us why they stopped it was they are running low on twisted pairs and didn't want to use the copper unless they made money off a phone line.
      Now how true that is is an exercise for the reader.
      As for the billing software, we do have a handfull of customers still on unbundled loops so at least SBC in MI can handle it.

    62. Re:Doesn't bother me anymore by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My roommate's machine is this (hasn't been touched in years):

      [5 year old's voice]
      "Hello?"
      pause
      "I'm sorry, he is not here, but you can talk
      to me. I'm the message machine."

    63. Re:Doesn't bother me anymore by NiTr|c · · Score: 1

      Get what's known as a DTN line. No dial tone, but still carries the DSL signal. It will have a phone number, but calling it says it's disconnected.

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    64. Re:Doesn't bother me anymore by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Many answering machines let you set them so people can't leave a message. When you set it to greeting only mode the answering machine plays the greeting/message you recorded and then hangs up.

    65. Re:Doesn't bother me anymore by viper2110 · · Score: 1

      My land line is just used for internet access and friend and family. If friends and family phone there is a code. For example. Let the phone ring 4 times and put it down. Then phone again. Then I know it is from someone I know and pick up die phone. If the phone rings more then 4 rings I know it in not someone I know and just ignore it.

    66. Re:Doesn't bother me anymore by Vraeden · · Score: 1

      Worked for me! Now I just worry about the day that they'll open the cell phone lists up to the telemarketers.

    67. Re:Doesn't bother me anymore by DavidTC · · Score: 1

      Yeah, but it wastes more of their time if you have a nice, polite, long message, and then take one from them.

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    68. Re:Doesn't bother me anymore by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Verison. Used to be $12 a month but the rates went up. I live in PA so obviously service varies by location. You really have to DIG to find it, but the plan was listed somewhere for people who have "economic hardships". So I pay per call about .03 with a .25 cent allowance, and no long distance. If I need to call long distance (extremely rare for me) I use a phone card - which is WAY cheaper than getting screwed with any "phone plan" I've ever been on.

  4. Stay off my phone! by garcia · · Score: 3, Interesting

    The issue revolves around some states whose Do Not Call laws are more strict than Federal law and which prohibit telemarketers from calling anyone on a Do Not Call, regardless of an existing business relationship.

    Wah! I can't bother people and piss them off during dinner, quiet evenings, and fill up their answering machines with partial recordings not knowing how long the machine's message was.

    Businesses are busy scrambling to create new and interesting ways to get your phone number so that they, and their subsidiaries and sister companies, can contact you with their telemarketers. Companies telling me that they cannot process an order without my telephone number, companies telling their employees that they must take a telephone number down for pickup orders placed over the phone, and requiring a phone number to ship a package. Most employees are doing their job and refuse you service (which is a company's right to do at any time) but I find it increasingly annoying. I'll do anything to not give out my phone number including asking for a supervisor, giving out a phone number with the area code and all zeroes, or just giving the switch board number out at work.

    I really have no sympathy for companies that are crying to the FCC about this. The public had been whining to the FCC for how many years to get telemarketers to stop? They finally did, creating a list that the telemarketers can reference to narrow their endless search of a customer to people that might be interested in their products, and they still complain?

    Give me a break and stay off my phone.

    1. Re:Stay off my phone! by HeavyD14 · · Score: 2, Funny

      My personal favorite number to give out is 8675309. If they don't like it, tough. Also, I don't think people understand that it isn't going away totally, its just going to be limited in some states that have stronger laws.

    2. Re:Stay off my phone! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Err don't the phone lines technically belong to the phone company and/or the government? You can beak off all you want when you are running your own POTS network. Until then...deal with it. Just say no and get on with it. Is it that big of a deal to ignore the telemarketing calls?

    3. Re:Stay off my phone! by Red+Flayer · · Score: 1

      I would like to set up an authentication system for incoming calls. If you know me, then I'll have given you the three-digit code necessary to get through to my land line. If you don't have the code, you get sent to a three-minute outgoing message.

      Let's see how fast it takes telemarketers to realize that it's not cost-effective to call me.

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    4. Re:Stay off my phone! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, when we want your telephone number so we can call you because you have a business relationship with us, we use a service which matches to the telephone book directory to get your number, and then matches up to any private phone directory that that company holds as well.

      Makes it easier to get numbers from those that were unwilling to put their phone numbers on submission forms to send to us.

    5. Re:Stay off my phone! by pete6677 · · Score: 1

      I know this is a troll, but who pays for the phone lines? In either case, it's the people. Who pays the phone company? Who pays taxes? Can I knock on your door every 15 minutes to try to sell you crap?

    6. Re:Stay off my phone! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      For that reason I bet you place a lot of phone calls to Mr. Bill Gates or Mr. Fuk Yue.

    7. Re:Stay off my phone! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      quite the opposite, people that sign these things are trying to win prises of some sort, so they are legitimate name and addresses.

      Works really well

    8. Re:Stay off my phone! by Shalda · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The issue revolves around some states whose Do Not Call laws are more strict than Federal law and which prohibit telemarketers from calling anyone on a Do Not Call, regardless of an existing business relationship.

      Actually, I think this is a very reasonable question that needs to be addressed. If I have a company (and calling center) operating out of Minnesota and we have customers/former customers scattered around the country, I don't want to have to keep up on the particulars of laws in 49 other states. This is the sort of thing that the Commerce clause of the Constitution is meant for. If I call from Minnesota to Virginia, who's laws am I subject to? MN? VA? Both? This is a legitamate federal question.

      On the other hand, if I'm in MN and calling a customer also in MN, then I should be only subject to MN law.

    9. Re:Stay off my phone! by DA-MAN · · Score: 1

      My personal favorite number to give out is 8675309.

      Jenny? Is that you?

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    10. Re:Stay off my phone! by spyder913 · · Score: 1

      Sounds like my zip code whenever stores ask for it: 90120

    11. Re:Stay off my phone! by qwijibo · · Score: 1

      You don't have to keep up on the laws of the other 49 states, but you will be liable for any violations you commit. Do not call lists come from an overly aggressive marketing industry having interests that directly conflict with consumers. The laws have been passed because the consumers have demanded it of their legislators. Businesses do not have a right that everything be convenient. In fact, most laws create an additional burden on businesses. This is exactly what they are intended to do.

    12. Re:Stay off my phone! by HeavyD14 · · Score: 1

      90210? Nothing bothers me more than websites that requrie a matching zip and address. In that case I give them the address of Ralph C Wilson Stadium, the home of the Buffalo Bills. I get alot of spam for Ralph C though...

    13. Re:Stay off my phone! by legirons · · Score: 1

      "Companies telling me that they cannot process an order without my telephone number, companies telling their employees that they must take a telephone number down for pickup orders placed over the phone, and requiring a phone number to ship a package."

      Companies telling you they can't register a domain without publishing your name, address, and phone number on the internet

    14. Re:Stay off my phone! by Rasta+Prefect · · Score: 1
      Actually, I think this is a very reasonable question that needs to be addressed. If I have a company (and calling center) operating out of Minnesota and we have customers/former customers scattered around the country, I don't want to have to keep up on the particulars of laws in 49 other states.

      I want to open a mail order business selling booze and flechette rounds for shotguns! What do you mean I have to keep up with the laws in 49 other states? They're legal out here in the boondocks!

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    15. Re:Stay off my phone! by Ed_Pinkley · · Score: 1

      Give them the number to your state Attorney General. If you can find his/her personal cell or home number, so much the better!

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    16. Re:Stay off my phone! by IWantMoreSpamPlease · · Score: 1

      Goddamn but yer a schmuck. How hard is it to give the UPS store your work number, or a fucking fake number?

      Jesus what a dick you are.

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    17. Re:Stay off my phone! by Anarcho-Goth · · Score: 1

      Well, you think that is tough, think about the person who receives telemarketing calls.

      We can receive calls from all 50 states.

      Do you have any idea how long it takes to hunt down and kill slowly and painfully people from all over the country?

      It would be much easier if we only received calls from within our own state. Much less time and expense for travel.

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    18. Re:Stay off my phone! by Lehk228 · · Score: 1

      what do you mean zombie goat bukkake porn is illegal out in the boondocks? here in the city it's the newist hit.

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  5. Ruels don't apply to the Military Recuiters by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Thanks to the "No Child Left Behind" act, military recruiters have the phone numbers of many teens. These guys don't take "don't call me again" for an answer.

    1. Re:Ruels don't apply to the Military Recuiters by pete6677 · · Score: 1

      But they do take "I'm gay, I smoke pot and I weigh 300 pounds" for an answer. They'll never call again after hearing that.

    2. Re:Ruels don't apply to the Military Recuiters by moultano · · Score: 1

      I wouldn't be too sure. I told them I've got asthma, which disqualifies me (according to the first recruiter who called) but three more called me over the next year.

    3. Re:Ruels don't apply to the Military Recuiters by Cpt_Kirks · · Score: 1

      Thanks to the "No Child Left Behind" act, military recruiters have the phone numbers of many teens. These guys don't take "don't call me again" for an answer.

      The second time they call, ask for their commanding officer's name and phone number. When they ask why, tell them you need it when you call the local TV station about his rude behavior and harassment.

      He won't call again.

      If you do sign up, get EVERYTHING in writing. Trust me, recruiters lie.

    4. Re:Ruels don't apply to the Military Recuiters by Oniko · · Score: 1

      Depends on the service, I think. Air Force pilots (which I had wanted to be as a kid... big fast machines), yeah. But I did army ROTC for a semester (I'm an engineer, and just didn't have time for all the commitments), and they had no problems with me needing an inhaler.

    5. Re:Ruels don't apply to the Military Recuiters by Oniko · · Score: 1
      Heh... my boyfriend's roommate (setGender(female); setAge(collegeStudent);) got a call from a Navy recruiter. He wasn't really interested, but was polite, and talked with the guy until his roommates got on the phone and started messing around, making odd noises and the like.

      So the guy tells the Navy guy he needs to go and "shove a phone up his roommate's ass" (meant in the joking sense of punishing the other guys for being obnoxious).

      The Navy guy called back, and none of them answered the phone. So they now have a rather amusing message on their answering machine that goes something like:

      "Uh, sir, the Navy has a don't-ask, don't-tell policy, and you just confessed to partaking in homosexual behavior, so, uh... Have fun, uh, (slightly miffed, with audible quote marks) 'shoving a bone up your roommate's ass'. Goodbye."

      Text doesn't do it justice, I fear...

    6. Re:Ruels don't apply to the Military Recuiters by MCraigW · · Score: 1

      Uhhh.. doesn't anyone remember the draft? I don't think it's bad that military recruiters call those that are of age. Would you prefer that they reinstate the draft? You can tell a recruiter "no". But dodge the draft, and they might make you president.

  6. He obviously was born before it took effect by Gamingboy · · Score: 4, Insightful

    "There is no evidence that (a favorable FCC ruling) will lead to large increases in telemarketing calls," he said. He, obviously, does not consider the fact that the large amount of telemarketing calls before the DNC list took effect is evidence that, without a list, that they would once again reach their old levels.

    1. Re:He obviously was born before it took effect by bedroll · · Score: 1
      He, and the entire article, was talking about removing state government's ability to enact laws to strengthen the list. He was not talking about getting rid of the DNC list.

      He is wrong, though. I live in NJ and when the list took effect my telemarketer calls dropped to 0 for several months. Before that we had to put call-blocking on our line for incoming calls without caller ID, due to computer dialers calling 10 times a day. Now I get a call every now and then, but it's from my credit card company trying to get me to sign up for another card. I say "no thanks" and I don't get a call for another month or two. I know people in several other states who rely on the federal laws to protect them, they still get plenty of telemarketer calls, if not as many as before the DNC list. Telling them not to call back still doesn't work. Computer dialers are still annoying, especially when they tell you to hold or hang up on you.

    2. Re:He obviously was born before it took effect by drxenos · · Score: 1

      Yes, I use to get a few dozen calls a day before my state started its own list. Now, I get about one a week.

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  7. More Feds by magarity · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Just what the USA needs. More Federal involvment instead of state by state.
    /sarcasm.

    1. Re:More Feds by Zemplar · · Score: 1

      Sure..."state by state" so that nothing could effectively be enforced thereby rendering the entire idea largely useless.

    2. Re:More Feds by TheoMurpse · · Score: 1

      Well, if telemarketers are calling from one state to another, then that is exactly what the Feds are supposed to do (that pesky "regulate interstate commerce" clause).

  8. Why no marketing on cell phones? by DisasterDoctor · · Score: 1

    I never understood why we don't get yelemarketing calls on our cell phones. Is it actually illegal? What is keep the sleezy marketers from invading this technology.

    1. Re:Why no marketing on cell phones? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because it costs us to use our cell phone minutes as opposed to a landline which is presumably paid for already.

    2. Re:Why no marketing on cell phones? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      Hm. Why do americans put up with paying to _receive_ calls on their mobiles, anyway? Surely you should be demanding treatment like the rest of the world where the caller pays for calls to mobile phones?

    3. Re:Why no marketing on cell phones? by jam244 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The reason, Dr. Disaster, is that incoming phone calls on most landlines in the US are free. Incoming calls on cell phones are, typically, not.

    4. Re:Why no marketing on cell phones? by DisasterDoctor · · Score: 1

      I understand that, but why would that stop sleezy telemarketers? What do they care if their stupid sales pitch is eating up my minutes.

      It just seems like an unusual example of restraint on behalf of the telemarketers. It got me wondering if there was actually a law or just their good faith (which is hard to believe).

      Thanks for the answer.

    5. Re:Why no marketing on cell phones? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Cell phone numbers are not published... here is what PA's Attorney General has to say on the subject http://www.nocallsplease.com/index.cfm?page=cellph one

    6. Re:Why no marketing on cell phones? by Fnord666 · · Score: 2, Informative

      The telephone consumer protection act of 1991 explicitly prohibits telemarketing calls to numbers where a charge/expense would be incurred by the owner of the number. This was one of the key points of this act and why it included faxes, since the recipient of the fax would incur an expense.

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    7. Re:Why no marketing on cell phones? by crazdgamer · · Score: 1

      Think about this...

      Look in a phone book for your name. If you're listed, you'll find your phone number next to your name, else you won't find your name at all. The phone number listed in the phone book is most likely a landline phone.

      Now, ask yourself this... is there a phone book for mobile phones (or any publically available database of cell phone numbers)? The answer is no.

      I don't know if telemarketing to mobile phones is illegal. But from this fact, you can see that it's certainly impractical.

    8. Re:Why no marketing on cell phones? by Fnord666 · · Score: 1
      Many of these systems simply dial numbers on a random basis. It almost amounts to wardialing, but I think it gets spread out enough across a number of area codes and prefixes so that it isn't too blatant. At any rate, they aren't looking up any numbers, just dialing.

      If I understand the system correctly, there isn't even an operator at the other end during dialing. The system dials automatically, and when someone actually answers, then it looks to see if an operator is available on their side. If not, you get the infamous "nobody there" call. This maximizes their employee time, but at your inconvenience. Then they wonder why the "do not call" list is so popular!

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    9. Re:Why no marketing on cell phones? by saider · · Score: 1

      Hmm. When my cordless phone rreceives a call, it needs to send a signal to the handset to ring. This no doubt increases the power used by the phone and therefore I am incurring a small expense for the extra electricity.

      Wouldn't it be nice if that argument worked?

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    10. Re:Why no marketing on cell phones? by hazee · · Score: 1

      Why can't the same reasoning be applied to spam then? Especially if you're on a capped download or pay-per-byte plan.

      Maybe it doesn't cost that much to receive spam, but there *is* a cost.

    11. Re:Why no marketing on cell phones? by soundvessel · · Score: 1

      But don't worry. With the proliferation of cell phones as a primary means of communication, this law is sure to be lobbied and repealed in the next few years. You'll see a $5.00 savings on your phone bill with the line item "Consumer Notification Credit" every month.

    12. Re:Why no marketing on cell phones? by InfiniteWisdom · · Score: 1

      Because too many amerians are ignorant sheep? I thought the rest of the world had figured that out by now.

      Ooooh! Shiny new phone! Look! And its free!!!
      (with a 1 year contract at $40/month, that is)

    13. Re:Why no marketing on cell phones? by MCraigW · · Score: 1

      I'm an American, and, strangely enough, I don't pay to receive calls on my cell phone.

      It depends on what company and plan you use.

      I don't know why anyone anywhere would put up with it.

    14. Re:Why no marketing on cell phones? by InfiniteWisdom · · Score: 1

      What company do you use?

    15. Re:Why no marketing on cell phones? by kc0re · · Score: 1

      Wouldn't that fall true for calling a business? Since employers are paying employees to work, answer the phone for a solicitor would be a waste of money? How about those people who work from home? If I worked from home (which I do) and you called me, and I answered it, it's charging me money, therefore they are in violation... theoretically...

    16. Re:Why no marketing on cell phones? by Fnord666 · · Score: 1

      This act was limited to consumer/residential phone numbers. If a number is listed as residential by the telco, I think these protections would apply. If it is listed as commercial/business then I don't believe this act applies. I suspect there would be some "wiggle room" in interpretation if someone gave out their residential listing as their business phone.

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  9. 8:00am wakeup by Hachey · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I don't CARE if they never call me again, regardless if I have dealt with them in the past. Thats what the DO NOT CALL list is for! I'm sick of getting up in the early early morning to hear a recording about home loans. My aunt and her kids are all in the hospital after getting hit by a drunk driver this week, and I can't just 'unplug the phone'. I bolt out of bed, thinking she's out of surgery or something and it's someone trying to sell me ticket's to the Policemen's Ball.


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    1. Re:8:00am wakeup by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      For about the last month or so of my 94 year old great grandmother's life she was not in good health. In the last three weeks every time the phone rang I expected it to be my dad calling to say that she had passed. 90% of the time though it was a goddamn telemarketer (usually a credit card company) wanting to sell something to me or my roommate. I usually said "no thanks" but at one point I went off the deep end and cussed her (the caller) out, much to the entertainment of the other people in my room.

    2. Re:8:00am wakeup by Nasarius · · Score: 1
      I usually said "no thanks" but at one point I went off the deep end and cussed her (the caller) out, much to the entertainment of the other people in my room.

      Yeah, I went through something similar a few years ago. For my first 1.5 years of college, I had credit card companies CONSTANTLY calling. I would just hang up. Finally, one day my girlfriend, my roommate and I all happened to be napping when I got a call. Expecting something important, I answered, but of course it was another damn credit card offer. After I finished yelling at them, I very clearly said "I'm not interested; please stop calling." Happily, they did.

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    3. Re:8:00am wakeup by bleckywelcky · · Score: 1

      While your situation is a bit more serious than mine, I used to encounter the same thing. I would like to sleep in for an extra couple hours on the weekend to catch up on sleep. Normally I would get up at 6:30 am, but on the weekends I might sleep in until 9:00 am or 10:00 am. I think the telemarketers can't call before 8:00 am, so sometime around 8:30 am or 8:45 am I would get a call and have to haul my sleep-deprived ass out of bad to get the phone. Some times I would unplug it the night before, but I wouldn't always remember. Even still, this was back when I was living with my parents, and the other 10 phones in the house would ring as well. The thing that pissed me off the most was the calls that you would answer and all you would hear were clicks or something. Basically it was a computer calling to see if anyone would answer so they could collect the number and sell it to telemarketers.

      Once I moved out I kept my cell phone and that was it, haven't had a land line since. I don't recall the last telemarketing call I got on this cell phone (if any) and I've had the same number for 4 or 5 years (since they instituted the law that you could keep and transfer your mobile number).

  10. Good Afternoon, How Are You? by Duke+Machesne · · Score: 5, Funny

    My name is Duke, and I'm calling from the Great American Do-Not-Call-List Giveaway to let you know that you're a winner in our one million dollar sweepstakes entry sweepstakes, and are already automatically entered to win! Isn't that great?

    On top of that, as one of our lucky winners, you're eligible to recieve outrageous discounts on subscriptions to all your favorite magazines! Exciting, huh? Which magazines do you like to read? Entertainment Weekly? Sports Digest? TV Guide?

    1. Re:Good Afternoon, How Are You? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      People still pay for magazines!!? Ive been getting many different subscriptions free for quite a while...

    2. Re:Good Afternoon, How Are You? by dancingmad · · Score: 1

      That's Duketastic!

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    3. Re:Good Afternoon, How Are You? by bleckywelcky · · Score: 1

      You know what you do there? Just start screaming hysterically in a high shrill voice, yelling: "Oh my gosh, oh my gosh!!! Oh my!!!! I've won!!! Wooooo!! This is the best thing that has ever happened to me!!! OMG!!! I love you!!! Oh thank you!!! Thank you!!! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! Oh my gosh! This is amazing! I'm the luckiest person alive! I can't believe I won!"

      Yeh ... just do that for like 10 minutes.

  11. Clearly for Federal Regulation by sterno · · Score: 5, Insightful

    This law makes perfect sense being a federal law. Why? Because almost all telemarketing calls are crossing state or possibly national borders. Thus there's a natural complication when you have different laws in different states with different abilities to enforce those laws on others.

    Better to have one federal law to simplify things.

    And I still wonder, why do those telemarketers want to call me if I'm on this list. Seems like they are being done a service here. I'm not going to buy their crap so no sense wasting time on a call.

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    1. Re:Clearly for Federal Regulation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      "Seems like they are being done a service here. I'm not going to buy their crap so no sense wasting time on a call."

      They get paid to call people; selling is secondary. Consider the consequences if there was some kind of super-duper, highly-targeted phone listing, and the teledroids had enough personal info to ONLY call the people who want to be called and are likely to buy.
      • It would take relatively few calls to sell as much product as could be sold
      • The job would be handled by a small number of people
      • The barrier of entry would be even lower than it is today -- lots of Mom-and-Pop telemarketing companies
      • The industry would be fiercely competitive, margins would be razor-thin.
    2. Re:Clearly for Federal Regulation by Baricom · · Score: 1

      Better to have one federal law to simplify things.
      Many people feel the federal law is inadequate - it doesn't affect charities, political organizations, or surveys, and any company you have an "existing business relationship" with. Many state laws take care of these gaps, but elminating them at the federal level would be an easy way to nullify their effects.

      And I still wonder, why do those telemarketers want to call me if I'm on this list. Seems like they are being done a service here. I'm not going to buy their crap so no sense wasting time on a call.
      Because somebody, somewhere who's on the do-not-call list would cave with the right kind of persuasion. It's the same argument as spam - they continue to market to people, even people that have removed themselves, because every so often those people will make a purchase.

    3. Re:Clearly for Federal Regulation by benjamindees · · Score: 1

      You're right, this would be easy to get around. If you're not doing business in a state, I don't see how they can sue you except in federal court anyways.

      Except telemarketers probably have POPs in each state (each area code even) to avoid long distance fees. Technically, they're doing business in every state. They just want it both ways.

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    4. Re:Clearly for Federal Regulation by VectorSC · · Score: 1

      Hehe..Your website points to www.bigbrother.net. :-)

      "Better to have one...federal....law to simplify things."

      Isn't that a quote from 1984 Redux?

    5. Re:Clearly for Federal Regulation by arkanes · · Score: 1

      If you're doing business in a state, then that state has jurisdiction over you, even if you're located in another state. So if a telemarketer calls someone in Ohio, that call comes under Ohio legislation, and they can be sued in Ohio court over it.

    6. Re:Clearly for Federal Regulation by stlhawkeye · · Score: 1
      This law makes perfect sense being a federal law. Why? Because almost all telemarketing calls are crossing state or possibly national borders. Thus there's a natural complication when you have different laws in different states with different abilities to enforce those laws on others.

      Given how much the Supreme Court enjoys invoking the "interstate commerce" clause to justify throwing out inconvenient parts of the constitution, you'd think this, at least, would be an open-and-shut case of interstate commerce.

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    7. Re:Clearly for Federal Regulation by Dun+Malg · · Score: 1
      And I still wonder, why do those telemarketers want to call me if I'm on this list. Seems like they are being done a service here. I'm not going to buy their crap so no sense wasting time on a call.

      It's probably because people share phones. They don't one one sensible person in the household to put the phone on the DNC list when the house could be full of gullible relatives who'd buy their "credit protection insurance", "crack-alley time-shares", or "fur-bearing trout farm investment opportunities".

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    8. Re:Clearly for Federal Regulation by YrWrstNtmr · · Score: 1
      Consider the consequences if there was some kind of super-duper, highly-targeted phone listing,

      If?
      What do you think happens to all that marketing data that is collected everytime you buy something, or apply for credit?

      Personal and in geographic aggregate, you are being bought and sold daily.
      "I need a list of people (phone numbers) who bought pet food AND aspirin in the last 30 days, female, >2 kids, and live east of the Mississippi"
      "Ok...no problem. $1.50 per number"
      "Done"

    9. Re:Clearly for Federal Regulation by mattwarden · · Score: 1

      Not to mention that telephones can now reach OTHER COUNTRIES! Better to just aggregate all countries into one and have a single set of laws. I mean, we're all the same, right? We all have the same opinions. They don't differ by geographical location. Hell, that's why we only have one political party, too. And, while we're at it, to hell with democracy in general. Who needs a bunch of opinions? Better to have just a single opinion set.

    10. Re:Clearly for Federal Regulation by Guppy06 · · Score: 1

      "Why? Because almost all telemarketing calls are crossing state or possibly national borders. Thus there's a natural complication when you have different laws in different states with different abilities to enforce those laws on others."

      Be that as it may, that in and of itself is not justification for trumping state laws. The states have the right to regulate not only what goes on within its own borders but also what crosses them, and I can point to several parts of the United States Constitution that affirms a state's right to monitor interstate activity.

      "Better to have one federal law to simplify things."

      "Simple" does not mean "better." "Better" would be having the federal government set a lowest common denominator and letting the states augment that with stricter regulations if they so chose. There is no such thing as "one size fits all" in a nation of 300 million people, not without violating the sensibilities of people, if not their rights.

    11. Re:Clearly for Federal Regulation by stomv · · Score: 1

      Bah. That's like arguing for all regulations being the same, since it would simplify things.

      Every landline telephone has an area code. AFAIK, not a single area code crosses a state boundary. Therefore, it's trivial to know in exactly which state the phone you are calling shall ring.

      You do business in a state, you ought to know their rules. This is straightforward, and every business, regardless of their specifics, has to deal with it -- including telemarketers.

      So remind me again why they shouldn't have to deal when every other business crossing a state line does?

    12. Re:Clearly for Federal Regulation by bani · · Score: 1

      What companies are doing to evade this law is pretty sickening:

      They set up a subsidiary in canada, and call you from there. At 5am. Repeatedly.

      Dont like it? Oh, too bad. They're outside US jurisdiction, immune from prosecution.

      They're also starting to do this from Mexico. Especially since call centers there can be staffed way cheap (like India).

      The really best, most excellent calls are the ones with spoofed caller ID of "911" or the police. When you pick up the phone it turns out to be a sales pitch for fluorescent light bulbs.

    13. Re:Clearly for Federal Regulation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Until some Vonage customer brings his VOIP box from California to New York...

      Go to teh back of the line, retadr.

    14. Re:Clearly for Federal Regulation by maxpublic · · Score: 1

      No thanks. As it currently stands the laws that apply are those of the state of the person that's being called. My state has some pretty tough laws concerning telemarketing and I seriously doubt the bought-and-paid-for feds will set anything like the standards that we have. As long as I live in this state everyone who calls me MUST abide by the those laws, regardless of where they themselves happen to be.

      A federal law may 'simplify' things for telemarketers, but all it'll do for the rest of us is strip us of yet more local power and authority.

      Max

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  12. Incredible by Rew190 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The worst thing about an action like this it is CLEARLY against the will of the people. The Do Not Call list is opt-in, it only applies to those who go out of their way to sign up. The only "victims" of something like this are the CORPORATIONS who are being denied the right to directly attack those who don't want to have their houses invaded by direct advertising. The people gain nothing from this sort of action, they only lose out.

    How is it possible that a democratic governing body, which is supposed to be looking out for the people, is taking a direct stance against them? Which American citizens are rallying against the DNC list?

    Yet more sad evidence that the government is more concerned with corporate interests than those of the people.

    1. Re:Incredible by Nimey · · Score: 0

      RTFA, nitwit. They're lobbying the FCC to have this revoked. It does not say that the government will go ahead and do so.

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    2. Re:Incredible by Digital+Vomit · · Score: 1
      How is it possible that a democratic governing body, which is supposed to be looking out for the people, is taking a direct stance against them?

      May I be the first to say "Welcome to the United States"! How long will you be staying?

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    3. Re:Incredible by RetroGeek · · Score: 1

      CORPORATIONS who are being denied the right to directly attack

      You misspelled privilege...

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    4. Re:Incredible by GecKo213 · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Yet more sad evidence that the government is more concerned with corporate interests than those of the people.

      Corporations file taxes 4 times a year compared to the average person filing just once a year. Corporations keep money moving in the economy and into the governemnt coffers. This isn't a bad thing. Without corporations, or business, you wouldn't have your computer, car, house, shoes, shirts, clothing... and on and on. Small businesses become large businesses and then in turn become corporations in order to benefit from laws, tax advantages, benefits etc. Corporations are what make the world go around. Business owner wants financial gain, create a product or service to sell, advertise it and then reap the profits when we all buy what they're selling. The only corporations that around day to day and longterm are the ones that are providing a product or service to someone who is willing to pay. I don't know about any of you, but I'm not going to learn, to say, manufacture steel products to give away for the good of the world. I want to be rewarded for my hard work. Cash, check, or charge work just great for me.

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    5. Re:Incredible by DA-MAN · · Score: 1

      RTFA, nitwit. They're lobbying the FCC to have this revoked. It does not say that the government will go ahead and do so.

      Odd that they are going through the FCC, considering that the FTC is the group that runs the DNC List.

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    6. Re:Incredible by Jason+Hood · · Score: 1

      Its not against the will of the people, Its against the will of most of them.

      You do know that corporations are not machines and are actually run by people right? This group of people IS rallying against the DNC list and have every right to. Its their way of life they are fighting for. Its not just execs, its the phone operators. They like being employed and would prefer to continue being employed.

      Having said that. I think the DNC list is a perfect solution. It allows people that do not want their phone used as an advertisement billboard to do so. Getting bugged during dinner (or worse) makes you want to throw the phone through a wall.

      I know its common practice here to tie just about anything evil to a corporation, but remember, a corporations is just a group of people. Citizens entitiled to the same rights. They can be just as "evil" as any other group of people be it a "society", "organization" or "government". Let them protest to the FCC. If this is important enough to the people, the people will make laws. Most people are just too lazy so we will probably just sit in limbo.

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    7. Re:Incredible by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're absolutely right.

      That said, not all corporations are to be encouraged - for example, corporations which have a negative social benefit should either be restricted or banned outright. Because corporations are, essentially, social constructions, it makes sense to weigh their impact on a social level, rather than on an individual level.

      In other words, if a corporation hurts more people than it helps, perhaps it's time to re-consider things.

    8. Re:Incredible by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      FYI, Business != Corporation

    9. Re:Incredible by learn+fast · · Score: 1

      No, you've got it backwards. This is more evidence that the people aren't interested in what their government electees are doing.

    10. Re:Incredible by maxpublic · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You've somehow confused capitalism with corporatism. The two are not one and the same.

      Max

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    11. Re:Incredible by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      While often a flagrant offender, it's by no means alone.

    12. Re:Incredible by GecKo213 · · Score: 1

      But Corporation == Business.


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    13. Re:Incredible by Steve+B · · Score: 1
      Corporations file taxes 4 times a year compared to the average person filing just once a year. Corporations keep money moving in the economy and into the governemnt coffers.

      The average working stiff files income tax returns once a year, but pays taxes from each paycheck.

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  13. OOP Laws by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "The issue revolves around some states whose Do Not Call laws are more strict than Federal law and which prohibit telemarketers from calling anyone on a Do Not Call, regardless of an existing business relationship."

    OOP comes to the legal system.

  14. For now, at least. by Vainglorious+Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I moved and did not get a landline phone in my new abode. It's illegal for marketing types to call my cellular phone

    If these bottom-feeders manage to get the DNC laws overturned, what makes you think they won't then start whining^Wlobbying about how unfair it is that they can't call cell phones?

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    1. Re:For now, at least. by HairyCanary · · Score: 1
      They can whine all they want, but the issue is entirely different. The days are long gone when land lines were measured rate for inbound calls. In the case of cell phones, that is still reality. Until cell phones become uniformly flat-rate, all the lobbying in the world will not grant marketers the right to call cell phones.

      (and this is perhaps a good argument for why cell phones should remain measured rate indefinitely)

  15. Your right to swing your fist.... by bwillcox · · Score: 1

    ..ends at my nose.

    What part of DO NOT CALL ME do you MORONS don't understand? I'm not buying your crap, so quit wasting my time and your time. Annoy me enough, I'll NEVER do business with you again!

    Seriously, do what I did-- lose the landline. They call you on your cell phone, send them a bill for the airtime.

    1. Re:Your right to swing your fist.... by numbski · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I'm with you on that, with one caveat:

      Get the landline, for 911 only. It is federally mandated to be free. I have the landline with that alone on it. I recently got a phone number on it for DSL, and I'm in the process of working out what I need to do to keep the DSL, but go back to 911-only service. Then I can use my local 911 with asterisk, have a plain old "red phone" for 911-only calls in case asterisk goes down, and I get my DSL service.

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    2. Re:Your right to swing your fist.... by hacker · · Score: 1
      Get the landline, for 911 only. It is federally mandated to be free.

      What country is this? Certainly not the US.. we pay something like $4.00-$5.00 per-month just to have the "right" to call 911 when there is an emergency. Even the payphones require you to put in $0.50 to call 911 now (and several towns here are moving to all rotary payphones again, because of the issue with touch-tone and drug dealers, or so they say).

      911 is most-definitely NOT a "free" service in the US.

    3. Re:Your right to swing your fist.... by numbski · · Score: 1

      Uh...you're being ripped. At least around here (St. Louis, MO), 911 is most certainly free, and according to everything I've read, required to be free by federal law.

      Even mobile phones require that when they are not activated, bills not paid in full, etc, if they have signal, 911 works.

      Payphones should allow 911 for free as well. If you had to pay, then it is totally pointless. If there's an emergency, no one has time to go fumbling for loose change.

      I don't think you have your facts straight here. If you called the phone company and said you want all services removed from a phone, and no incoming calls, no outgoing calls, but you just wanted it available for 911, my understanding is that they MUST allow this. If there's dialtone, 911 has to be available free of charge.

      Feel free to prove me wrong though. I'd like to hear it if I'm wrong.

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    4. Re:Your right to swing your fist.... by hacker · · Score: 1
      Actually, I stand corrected... the landline providers here in CT do NOT ALLOW a phone to be set up with just incoming or just outgoing calls. I just contacted SBC (they own the poles) and asked them what it would cost to have a line that does not allow incoming or outgoing calls at all, no services except the ability to dial 911 in an emergency, and "Mary" said they don't allow this.

      I then asked what it would cost to get a line that does not allow outgoing calls, and she said they also do not offer this either. She said their lines absolutely must allow incoming and outgoing calls at a minimum, which then allows me to dial 911.

      I asked "Mary" if she knew of any other landline service providers in CT that would allow this, and she said she wasn't aware of any that did.

      Since they own the poles here, our landline services have to be provided by them (or they get the costs anyway, and can enforce anyone leasing space on their poles to use the same policies). So I guess I'm out of luck anyway... but I know the cost of 911 is a surcharge on our regular monthly bill. Here's how it breaks down in our case:

      Other fees
      Connecticut E9-1-1 Surcharge - 1 line: 0.74
      Connecticut Service Fund: 0.05
      Universal Service Fund - Local(1@$.58): 0.58
      1 Federal Subscriber Line Charge: 5.73

      Total Other Fees: 6.73

      The "tax" portion of our bill last month was $19.88, which was just under 50% of the total bill amount of $39.91.

      Trust me, we're getting raped. If they did allow a line with just 9-1-1 on it, it would probably be about $15.00/month, if I made zero calls on it and never received any calls on it.

    5. Re:Your right to swing your fist.... by CarrionBird · · Score: 1

      1. Last time I had a disconnected phone (not recently), there was no dialtone. 2. Newer GSM phones don't work at all without a SIM, (I acutally don't know if they would with an invaild one.)

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    6. Re:Your right to swing your fist.... by isorox · · Score: 1

      Plug in your 911 phone, turn off the ringer. No problem for outgoing calls, no interruptions for incoming.

  16. Maybe they can convince you. by ShaniaTwain · · Score: 3, Funny

    Yeah, these jackasses think people that don't want to recieve calls selling stuff are potential customers.. they're like the girl that loves the 'bad guy' and figures they'll be the one to change him. Don't want to buy a subscription to Gerbil Enthusiast? You just need the love of a good telemarketer!

    wow, that's a really weird analogy. Time for my morning coffee.

    1. Re:Maybe they can convince you. by drakaan · · Score: 1
      Well, if there's an existing business relationship, I'd go along with the thinking that the person they're calling is still a potential customer.

      If you already have a subscription to "American Fisting", and the publisher thinks "Gerbil Enthusiast" might be of interest to you, should they not be allowed to call you? I guess it gets tricky if you did business with them, but then decide you don't want to do business with them any more.

      Say, if you thought "American Fisting" was a boxing-related magazine, but it turned out not to be...shifty ground, there...

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    2. Re:Maybe they can convince you. by PeelBoy · · Score: 1

      No, because it doesn't work that way. Anything and Everything is a good enough reason for them to feel like you might be interested in their product.

      The fact that you had a magazine subscription ONCE in your life is enough to make you a potential customer for "Gerbil Enthusiast"

    3. Re:Maybe they can convince you. by drakaan · · Score: 1

      True enough...I just don't have a salesman mentality. It's hard for me to reach that kind of conclusion, although I know they do that.

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    4. Re:Maybe they can convince you. by Kelson · · Score: 1

      Or worse, if you thought you were getting a subscription to "American Fishing," but the caller's accent was different enough from your own that you misheard the title...

    5. Re:Maybe they can convince you. by drooling-dog · · Score: 1
      they're like the girl that loves the 'bad guy' and figures they'll be the one to change him.

      That's not why the girl likes the "bad guy", though. The girl likes the bad guy simply because he's not afraid of her, and she'll be able to relax and have a good time without having to make all of the decisions...

  17. It alarms me by Miros · · Score: 1

    It alarms me just how riled up people can become over our nation's inability to say "Thanks, but I'm really not interested, please take me off the list."

    1. Re:It alarms me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Please post your email address here so that I can sign you up to receive spam. After all...you can opt out of those too! And the companies that have your info never sell it to another service that you havne't opted out of....noooo never.

      moron.

    2. Re:It alarms me by nkh · · Score: 1

      "Thanks, but I'm really not interested, please take me off the list."

      That would be easy if they had write access to the database. The problem is that this database is read-only and (most of the time) does not even belong to them (like a huge spam list provided by another more specialized company).

    3. Re:It alarms me by Zed2K · · Score: 1

      Do you ever get cold called at 9am or earlier on a saturday or sunday morning? How about between 5-7pm on a weekday? What about 10pm on any evening? I have a phone so people I know can call me and I can call them. It doesn't exist so complete strangers can invade my private space. Especially not at the hours of dinner time, early mornings or late evenings.

      Since you don't seem to mind I'll make sure to set a modem and computer up to call you at all kinds of odd hours and let you listen to all kinds of various sales pitches. We'll see how long before you start getting "riled up".

    4. Re:It alarms me by jdhutchins · · Score: 1

      When you get called at 6am when you just woke up, and before your first cup of coffee, it can be hard to say "No thanks" coherently.

    5. Re:It alarms me by jmking1 · · Score: 1

      I wouldn't have a problem with that if it were one or maybe a few lists, or if the corporations actually took me off the lists, or if they didn't sell their lists to other corporations before taking me off and then buy them back with my name still on them.

    6. Re:It alarms me by Todd+Knarr · · Score: 1

      I get riled up over the inability of the telemarketers to accept it when I say "Thanks, not interested, take me off your list.". After telling the same company that 18 times in one month, it gets a tad old.

    7. Re:It alarms me by Miros · · Score: 1

      A purely "opt in" philosophy for things that can be considered public infrastructure is by nature flawed. Sure, I dont "opt in" to see billboards, signs, or those funny little planes dragging banners behind them. I also dont "opt" to use street lamps, parks, or anything like that. Finally, telemarketing obviously benefits some people who recieve calls. In general, people perform transactions when they see the product offered as a favorable exchange for their money. If it wernt for the call, they may have never discovered the product or service. If nobody ever bought anything advertised on these calls, the telemarketers wouldnt exist in the first place, because they wouldnt be able to pay their phone bills. Lastly, do you know how much money goes to the phone companies from these people? It's kind of important that we allow the phone system to remain in at least some way sustainable. If you would opt to pay $$ instead of getting called to the phone company, then maybe it would be okay for your phone never to ring.

    8. Re:It alarms me by Miros · · Score: 1

      If you guys could just channel this anger you're feeling over the phone at the telemarketers, those poor college students who couldnt find a better job would probably break into tears and quit. If you do that enough, they'll be forced to raise wages. When wages go up, they'll consider outsourcing. When they send the jobs to another country, whose citizens cannot speak clearly over the phone, telemarketing yields will drop, the companies will shift their add $$ elsewhere, and the telemarketers will go out of business. So, you see, if DNC goes out, and you get all these calls, all it takes is a bit of pure hatred and you could eliminate a bunch of jobs from the US.

      Oh wait! DNC is going to do that anyway! Why dont we keep it then, maybe we'll send those jobs overseas faster this way. Then, when someone on the other side of the ocean misreads the database, and calls you durring dinner despite the fact that you're on the list, you can get angry at them once you've figured out that they're trying to sell you something.

    9. Re:It alarms me by ronjeremysjohnson · · Score: 1
      My grandmother, before she passed, signed up for quite a few services which she obviously did not need. All were from telemarketers. Now I dont have recordings of the calls to guarantee anything, but I do know how pushy those vultures can be, so I can only assume she either just accepted to be polite or may have been confused by the operator.

      Of course I didnt know she was doing this but if I had I would have been glad to have the DNC. We wouldnt have wanted to tell her she couldnt have a phone but this would have allowed us to make sure she wasnt taken advantage of.

      Regardless, what gives them the right? If I own a phone then it should be a way for anyone to contact me whenever they want? We all know its not as simple as you make it sound, many times you have to ask to talk to a manager or they'll say "it will take 3 weeks for us to get you off the list" and then they hound you for 6.

      By the way, whats your phone #? Obviously you wouldnt mind Slashdot calling, you could just say
      "Thanks, but I'm really not interested, please take me off the list."
    10. Re:It alarms me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you would opt to pay $$ instead of getting called to the phone company, then maybe it would be okay for your phone never to ring.

      I already pay for MY phone.
      Let me repeat, since you are apparently either
      dense, or a telemarketing spammer:
      MY PHONE

      If you want me to listen to your sales pitch,
      you are free to pay me for that privilege.
      It's my time: $100 per hour - a bargain, considering what others are charging.
      Send me a check, then I'll accept your call.
      Otherwise, STAY OFF MY PHONE

    11. Re:It alarms me by walt-sjc · · Score: 1

      Yeah, it genearlly sounds like "fuck off and die" to the caller...

    12. Re:It alarms me by jmking1 · · Score: 1
      How are phone lines considered "public infrastructure"? Last time I checked, I get a bill every month from SBC (a company, not a municipal government) charging me for use of their phone lines. Nowhere in my service agreement with my phone company does it state that they are, in fact, subsidized by telemarketers, and that I am obligated to let these people call my house over phone lines I am paying to have in service.

      If this all means raising the price of phone service (which goes along the lines of your "opt to pay $$" argument) because the phone companies are now not making enough money, so be it. What this does not mean is that telemarketers can call me whenever they want.

    13. Re:It alarms me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      it alarms _me_ just how often I have to say "Thanks, but I'm really not interested, please take me off the list" per week.

      It gets old... ooh and while your at it stay off my internet!

    14. Re:It alarms me by Miros · · Score: 1

      Correction: you pay for access to a phone line. You do not own that line, you may own the phone, but the actual connection is not yours, you are paying for the right to use it. You no more own the phone line than you own the power line going to your house.

    15. Re:It alarms me by Miros · · Score: 1

      Well, they are in the sense that phone service is a natural monopoly. You pay for water too, but nobody will debate its essential nature. In some towns, you need to pay to have your garbage to be picked up as well. Just because you pay for something doesnt mean it isnt infrastructure. Indeed, at this point I think most people would argue that the internet qualifies as infrastructure, which, at least for most people, is something you pay for.

    16. Re:It alarms me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      ...except when you get a call from an automated service there is no one there to receive such a request. MAYBE there is some process to remove me from their call list at the end of the message, but I'm not willing to waste 2, 5, 10 minutes just on the possibility that this MIGHT be there.

      ...except that past practices have shown a...let's be generous and call it an unwillingness to add people to such a list. I think that most people believe that no such lists exist within the calling companies.

      ...except that an opt-out policy means that you have to do with every single company that may call you (assuming that this did work--see above). I'm sure that before the national DNC list there were calling companies which simply reformed under a different corporate name, wiping clean the old lists.

    17. Re:It alarms me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Wow, an "it creates jobs" argument? Are you for real, and not some guy "astroturfing?"

      Quite frankly I have no sympathy for those poor college kids who cannot find better employment. They should be willing to have some dignity and get a higher class job like circus sideshow freak--that would at least give them some interesting stories while chit-chatting. Honestly, if you worked in a telemarketing boiler room, would you say THAT to anyone who asked what you did for a living?

    18. Re:It alarms me by Steve+B · · Score: 1
      you pay for access to a phone line. You do not own that line

      The distinction between "owning" and "renting" is irrelevant to the issue of trespass.

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    19. Re:It alarms me by Steve+B · · Score: 1
      If nobody ever bought anything advertised on these calls, the telemarketers wouldnt exist in the first place, because they wouldnt be able to pay their phone bills.

      Non Sequitur. Like e-mail spammers, phone spammers already have the money before they start spamming, and follow the First Law of Acquisition. If they don't find enough targets who are vulnerable to sleazy high-pressure tactics... well, the client, not them, loses money, and there are always more clients.

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    20. Re:It alarms me by Miros · · Score: 1

      It does create jobs. I know a few people who have worked in those places, and some of them employ thousands of people. Of course, that also excludes other professionals who have to make cold calls themselves, people like stock brokers who are just starting out for example. If you stop and think for a minute, there are quite a few jobs that involve phone solicitation, some of which depend completly on it, others which are benefited from it. Nobody likes recieving an unsolicited phone call, but you also cannot deny that plenty of people's livelyhoods are actually based on that practice. I'm not asking you to like cold callers, I'm just asking you to think of some of the consequences of the whole DNC system. It doesnt eliminate strain, it just shifts it from the consumers sitting at home to the businesses who are trying to reach them.

    21. Re:It alarms me by Miros · · Score: 1

      That depends on the rights you recieve from the rental. But what i really was point out was the differnece between "My phone line" and reality. When you get into communications networks, trespass gets particularly muddied anyway.

    22. Re:It alarms me by Miros · · Score: 1

      Yeah, but if they diddnt yield anything, nobody would continue to pay for them, and they would go out of business. Just because someone buys something once doesnt mean they will continue to pay for it in the future. I'd think that was obvious.

    23. Re:It alarms me by Steve+B · · Score: 1
      Yeah, but if they diddnt yield anything, nobody would continue to pay for them, and they would go out of business.

      No perpetual-motion machine or pyramid scheme has ever actually yielded anything, and yet people continue to make money by selling them.

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    24. Re:It alarms me by Miros · · Score: 1

      What the heck, are you claiming that cold calling never actually result in customers? Because if that is your belief, i think you may need a reality check of some kind.

  18. Tele-marketers seem to be refining tactics by Spirckle · · Score: 1

    Lately I've been getting more calls from a recording that makes me listen to the whole spiel before I can get to a live person to ask them to remove me from their call list. I signed up on the Do Not Call list but then I moved and had to change my number.

    Too bad I'm not asked automatically if I want my new number to appear on the Do Not Call list.

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  19. How about... by antonymous · · Score: 1

    A Do-Not-Show-Me-Poorly-Written-Flash-Ads list?

    FCC? Are you reading this?

    1. Re:How about... by dug_silver · · Score: 1

      Yesterday, while sitting at my desk, my attention was drawn across the entire room by some blinding, seizure-inducing flash ad. It was blinking dark-gray to light-gray about every millisecond. I second this motion.

    2. Re:How about... by WalksOnDirt · · Score: 1

      I think it's called Flashblock (for Firefox).

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    3. Re:How about... by Kaimelar · · Score: 1

      A Do-Not-Show-Me-Poorly-Written-Flash-Ads list?

      FCC? Are you reading this?

      No, but some Mozilla developers did, and so they wrote FlashBlock:

      http://flashblock.mozdev.org/

  20. Simple rule by Demona · · Score: 0

    If a state allows its citizens greater individual freedom than the federal statute, then the federal statute is to be given first priority. Obviously, the reverse is true as well.

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  21. worth while calls by Trippee · · Score: 1

    I wouldn't care so much about the DNC if the telemarketers calling me were selling something that would even remotely generate some interest. I don't wake up each morning hoping that some random stranger calls me and signs me up for an unheard of magazine that would waste my money and bore me to death. I wouldn't mind if it would actually be something I would buy

    1. Re:worth while calls by Zed2K · · Score: 1

      I would never buy something from someone over the phone or who comes to my door. If I want something I'll seek them out. If the company is good at what they do then word of mouth and normal advertising will be enough. If they are pieces of pond scum then I wouldn't want to do business with them anyways.

    2. Re:worth while calls by metamatic · · Score: 1
      I wouldn't mind if it would actually be something I would buy.

      Unfortunately "Asian Amputee Lesbians Shaving Each Other Monthly" doesn't try to get subcribers via telemarketing.

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  22. It is called harrasment by John+Seminal · · Score: 5, Interesting
    These marketing companies are run by evil dirty bastards who will do anything to make a penny.

    The law we need even more than "DO Not Call" is a law which says "You can not sell data about people unless that person gives you consent". There must be a way to opt out of having your information added to a sales list. For example, how can anyone opt out of the bank sales lists? Banks are well known for taking their clients data, and selling that information to credit card companies. Credit card companies use this information to mail solicitations for their services.

    Likewise, when I go buy a DVD from a store, why do they need my phone number? They want to sell that information to someone, here is a good lead for a guy who buys DVD's?

    The Do Not Call list is a great start, but consumers need more protection from harrasment. We need our information kept confidential. When we do buisness with a company, the company should not be allowed to sneak some fine print in the contract which allows data to be sold. God knows what rights I signed away when I applied for my grocery store shoppers card.

    And did anyone here about the lawsuit against the company that made the small gadget you connect to your phone line. When you get a call, the device lets out some small noises. These are noises the phone companies use to signify a line is disconnected. Marketing companies that use computerized auto-dialers recognize these noises and immediatly hang up. The marketing associations sued the company of this product saying it violated the marketing companies first amendment rights.

    And while we are making laws protecting consumers, lets do away with the mail in rebate.

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    1. Re:It is called harrasment by qwijibo · · Score: 2, Interesting

      The cat's already out of the bag with regards to who owns your personal data. Hint: it's not you.

      If you don't like these things, give them bad information. Memorize the address of a crack house and the phone number of your local police department's fraud bureau. Nobody checks this information before reselling it. The more the databases are poisoned, the less value the data will have.

    2. Re:It is called harrasment by Dunbal · · Score: 1

      a law which says "You can not sell data about people unless that person gives you consent"

      If insurance companies can have access to your medical records (something which I as a doctor can't even divulge IN COURT WHEN ORDERED TO DO SO BY A JUDGE unless I have your permission) as a condition to your receiving insurance, how much do you bet someone will find a way to weasel around not being able to sell your data? You want a credit card? Waive your right to protection. You want a bank account? Waive your right to protection. Etc...

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    3. Re:It is called harrasment by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have an easy solution to the phone numbers at check-out problem - I always give them (area code) 555-1212 (information). It satisfies the poor clerk just trying to work within the limits of their computer program & doesn't give out my number. My husband prefers the 'time & weather' number, but I can never remember that one...

    4. Re:It is called harrasment by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Very similar to how it is with Social Security numbers right now. Do you want Health Insurance? Give us your Social Security Number. Do you want cable? Give your Social Security Number.

      And this, ladies and gentlemen, is why I believe business in general to be evil.

    5. Re:It is called harrasment by TuomasK · · Score: 1

      I'm confused. Is it normal in Usa that customer's phonenumbers are asked when they buy something from a store? That sound's so ridiculous..

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    6. Re:It is called harrasment by e4tmyl33t · · Score: 1

      It is where I work...Best Buy (a big electronics store) doesn't REQUIRE that we ask you your phone number (except in cases where you're signing up for our service plans/"reward zone" membership program [basically you buy stuff, we give you free gift certificates]), but we are ENCOURAGED to collect a telephone number and gender for each customer we ring out the door. Now, me being in computer sales, I don't have to do this as much as our checkout lines do (just due to the sheer customer-ring-out number differential), but EVERY employee in the store that rings a customer out is supposed to get a phone number. I'm not entirely sure WHY, since BB doesn't make phone calls except to set up stuff like in-home computer setups, TV/Appliance deliveries, etc, so I actually wonder where the numbers go to. As such, unless I'm signing up someone for said service plans/membership programs, I never ask for a phone number.

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    7. Re:It is called harrasment by bani · · Score: 1

      I used to do this to Radio Shack:

      Give them the number to their own store. Most salespeople don't even know it.

      Only once did I ever get a salesperson to protest, and when he did I gave him the number to the local Denny's restaurant.

      Give them a number. Any number. Make one up if you have to (but creative use of real numbers is encouraged :) but never ever give them your real number.

    8. Re:It is called harrasment by RobertLTux · · Score: 1

      And the flip side of this is Current Policy is A Phone Number is only to be asked for when it is REQUIRED for the sale. defined as 1 Contract involved (cell phone or check being used* or a repair ticket) 2 Product being Shipped 3 Returns Anything else they should not ask *oh btw a check is a "contract for payment"

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    9. Re:It is called harrasment by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I work for Vons (safeway) and our value club card (i hate them too) can be connected to your phone number so that if you or someone else in your household does not have a physical card with them, they can type in the phone number and still get the desired lower price.

    10. Re:It is called harrasment by maxpublic · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I used to do this to Radio Shack:

      Can't say I've been to Radio Shack much, but the last time I went was to pick up a $9 cable while I was out running some errands. Went up to the counter, plunked down the cable and a $10 bill, and spent the next five minutes telling the obnoxious little shit at the register that he wasn't ever going to get my name and phone number no matter what he argued. This conversation wouldn't even have lasted that long had I not been startled and more than a bit confused over why the snot-nosed punk was asking for personal information when CASH was sitting on the counter.

      Finally it came down to me telling him to either sell me the damn cable right then and there, or forget about the sale altogether. I walked out with both the cable and the resolve to never, ever set foot in a Radio Shack again, anywhere, for any reason. And I haven't.

      Perhaps there aren't enough folks like me to make much of a difference, but when a company pisses me I tend to boycott it - forever. And that includes companies who've called my home when I've expressly told them to piss off and never bother me again. I eventually ended up terminating my land-line service, but not before a number of companies ended up on the Eternal Shit List (e.g., AT&T).

      Max

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    11. Re:It is called harrasment by bani · · Score: 1

      It's more fun to fuck with the system than argue with it.

      Deliberately inserting fraudulent data or noise into the system with the knowledge you're fucking up the system is worth the few seconds of making up bullshit numbers. Takes only a few seconds of effort on your part, but causes them endless headaches.

      Plus you get the 'damn cable' with little fuss, and the smug knowledge the info they have on file is useless.

    12. Re:It is called harrasment by JoshWurzel · · Score: 1

      The device you are referring to is called the telezapper. I bought one for $20 at radio shack, and I swear by it. Yes, you do still hear the phone ring when a telemarketer calls. But as soon as you pick up the phone, you hear a BEEP, and the telemarketer hangs up.

      Over time, telemarketers take your number off their lists, and your calls decrease. Quite awesome, really.

      Another cool thing about it is that you only need one, no matter how many phones are connected to that line. Quite useful.

    13. Re:It is called harrasment by 3seas · · Score: 1

      oh hell they just want to make sure you're not going to use the cable to make a terrorist bomb...

      All I get from radio shack is simple direct marketing flyers about stuff they have on sale.

      And with teh do not call list, my name isn't worth much.

      Whats really going on is that the telemarketers want to reach those who cannot say no to a sales pitch. the DNC is a way for those people to protect themselves.

      Otherwise, of what value is it for telemarketers to to have a list that contains alot more numbers of people who won't buy. You'd think they'd like the list cause it should make their successful sales per hundred calls increase --- to have a filtered list from those on teh DNC list.

      But again, they want to reach those who cannot say no. And damn if the government gives those people a way to protect themselves.... right?

    14. Re:It is called harrasment by P0ldy · · Score: 1

      Max!!!

      You thought you'd win, but looookie now!

    15. Re:It is called harrasment by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Alternative suggestion: Pass a law that says you own all information about you. Governmental use is implied consent - enforce the Privacy Act. All other use must be with your consent. Transactions store only data required for transaction, delivery and warranty. Period. Any person/company/org that collects, sells, rents, shares or otherwise disposes of your property without your permission owes you compensation.
      That would make credit agencies custodians. Hell, make them compete and pay for the privilege of housing YOUR information.
      Then we can all hold hands and sing a song of harmony and peace...

    16. Re:It is called harrasment by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I had a similar, but even more ridiculous experience. With Radio Shack no less. I was in the mall anyway one day and stopped in to pick up an rca splitter. The old man behind the counter got really angry at me when I wouldn't give him my name or phone number over a $0.75 item. I finally just said are you gonna sell this to me or not? He relented, although he was still pissed off, and I have never been back to RS since.

    17. Re:It is called harrasment by nitehawk214 · · Score: 1

      Better yet, just make up the most obvious lie you can. What is your phone number? I dont have a phone. Would you like a free newspaper? No, I cannot read. What is your zipcode? I am homeless.

      The best part is the look on the other person's face.

      Also I like the new capcha, actual words. We should give extra credit to those that can use that word in their post. (though I can't see how "grenade" fits into this post)

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  23. Attention DMA.... by Khyber · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The FCC is NOT a law-making entity.

    The FCC has no power to overturn state laws or find them unconstitutional, this is the Supreme Court's job.

    The FCC is not the way to go. Lobby Congress.

    And watch how they laugh in your face as they think "I don't want these whiny bastards calling me everyday trying to get my money that I just weaseled from the taxpayers."

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    1. Re:Attention DMA.... by Peyna · · Score: 1

      The FCC is NOT a law-making entity.


      They are an agency which is given power from Congress to pass and enforce regulations. So they can make "law" so long as it is within the restrictions Congress has placed on them.

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    2. Re:Attention DMA.... by Khyber · · Score: 1

      Regulations is the key word here. Unless there's a real law passed by the federal government prohibiting people from telling businesses that they do not want to be bothered by their calls, (which will most likely never happen, less the telephone companies get a severe chewing-out by all of their customers for failing to help them keep these calls at bay, and therefore lose business,) the FCC is powerless. The DNC list came about because of the public complaining. If the FCC works around this, millions of people are not going to be happy, and you can bet the FCC will be under some critical attacks in the media and other news sources.

      The FCC, as I stated before, is POWERLESS unless the regulation has to be made to keep previous regulation intact. The FCC does not have control over the DNC, the public does with it's tax dollars. And I've already made a call to the FCC, and made my point undoubtedly clear to them. I think perhaps you should do the same.

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    3. Re:Attention DMA.... by Khyber · · Score: 1

      I also neglected to mention, that the federal government passing a law to hinder the DNC would most likely (IMHO) constitute a major violation of my privacy. I won't stand for that, would you?

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    4. Re:Attention DMA.... by stuboogie · · Score: 1

      "The FCC is NOT a law-making entity."

      No, but they do make regulations which have the "force of law."
      You do not abide by the regulation, then you pay the consequences.

      No legislation required.

    5. Re:Attention DMA.... by DorkLogic · · Score: 1

      Yeah right! Offer GEE Dubya a new spotted pony. He'll fix you right up.

    6. Re:Attention DMA.... by cfulmer · · Score: 1

      Get your facts right: (1) It's only state Do-Not-Call lists that are at issue here, not the federal one. (2) The FCC used its regulatory powers to enact the Federal Do-Not-Call list -- it was not enacted by Congress. (3) The issue is whether the FCC's instituting a national Do-Not-Call list precludes the states from enacting their own. (4) "It's" = "It is." The possessive of "it" is "its".

      I don't know the answer to #3, but since Congress gave broad discretion to regulate telecomm to the FCC, I suspect that it can preempt State Do-Not-Call lists.

    7. Re:Attention DMA.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      And watch how they laugh in your face as they think "I don't want these whiny bastards calling me everyday trying to get my money that I just weaseled from the taxpayers."

      Perhaps you forgot the republicans are currently in power. They'll deal with their secretaries having to be annoyed once in awhile so that their stocks go up or their campaign contributions from the DMA keep rollin' in.

    8. Re:Attention DMA.... by salesgeek · · Score: 1

      The FCC is NOT a law-making entity.

      Actually, they are a law making entity. Congress has delegated the authority to regulate broadcast and wire-bound communication to the FCC in the act that created it and has added more power through several other laws over time. The FCC has broad power to regulate and even has a quasi-jusdicial function which in many cases must be used before a Federal court will accept a case. Regulatory agencies call lawmaking "rulemaking" and if you don't think they can make laws, go out and set up your own 100,000 watt FM blowtorch in you back yard and see how long it takes for the FCC to have you tossed in jail for violating their "rules"

      Part of their rulemaking process requires input from the public and often, the commissioners use input from the public in shaping thier rules. In fact, ignoring public debate or not allowing it is a grounds the courts often use for invalidating a rule.

      The FCC has no power to overturn state laws or find them unconstitutional, this is the Supreme Court's job.

      The FCC's regulations trump state laws due to the commerce clause and the equal protection of the laws clause. When the FCC issues a ruling, for example saying that no one can prevent you from putting up a small satellite dish it literally vacated hundreds of thousands of regulations, ordinances and laws ranging from local neighborhood associations, to townships and counties, to state laws.

      The FCC is not the way to go. Lobby Congress.

      Congress is where you go after the FCC lobbying effort fails.

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  24. they do have a point by belmolis · · Score: 1

    Although I have little sympathy for pesky telemarketers they do have a point. It is a burden to have to deal with 50 different state laws. Having a uniform national standard does have a lot of virtues.

    Rather than doing what the telemarketers are asking for and relaxing the rules to the lowest common denominator, I wonder if there isn't a straightforward technological solution: create a database containing all of the state rules that telemarketers can use to filter their call lists. When a telemarketer proposes to call a number, a program checks the number and responds: "sorry, that's a Louisiana number and its Acadian Day; you can't call there today." It sounds like there isn't very much variation among states, just a few holidays to avoid and differences as to what an existing business relationship allows you to do, so it seems like it wouldn't be very difficult to implement or much of a burden on the telemarketers.

    1. Re:they do have a point by Fox_1 · · Score: 1

      I wonder if there isn't a straightforward technological solution: create a database containing all of the state rules that telemarketers can use to filter their call lists.
      And there is the rub. If the telemarketers were looking to deal with this problem then they would go for the straight forward solution. But to be honest most of these companies are really looking to call as many people as possible in as little time possible to pitch products and services...and repeat.. Using this 'problem' as a lever to ease restrictive laws in some states will make that goal easier. Despite the pitch of "We are trying to make your life easier and solve problems" that telemartketers use, it's all a numbers game to them, and this shows it.

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    2. Re:they do have a point by AgentSmith · · Score: 1

      Y'know what? I don't care.
      I don't care that they have to scramble and struggle and fight to figure out what laws each state has! Let them have those difficulties for all the years I've had to bear Telemarketers calls! The organizations that perpetrate cold calls and telemarketing calls deserve to have problems.
      If you are currently a Telemarketers, find a different job! I don't want you calling me. This isn't the 50's where lives are made and broken by going door to door in order to sell goods.

      And God help you if you are a software developer that helps these jackals do anything easier. For you are truly a drain on life and a waster of the human soul.

      Am I bitter? Naw.

    3. Re:they do have a point by Quiet_Desperation · · Score: 1
      Although I have little sympathy for pesky telemarketers they do have a point. It is a burden to have to deal with 50 different state laws.

      Oh, the poor things!

      And here's the solution for the pwecious wittle babies: GET THE FUCK OUT OF SUCH AN OBNOXIOUS BUSINESS.

    4. Re:they do have a point by walt-sjc · · Score: 1

      Cry my a frickin river.

      If it's your job to annoy the shit out of everyone in the country, the least you can do is make sure you are aware of all the laws that affect your business.

      The DMA is FULLY aware of these laws. Their members PAY them to keep informed, and to inform the members. We also have this thing called a database which can automatically cross reference area codes with states, and the laws that apply.

      We need more laws that make it so frickin complicated to run a telemarketing business that the whole CONCEPT of telemarketing dies a horrible death.

    5. Re:they do have a point by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Let them die. I mean deal.

      -Capt. Kirk

  25. Consumer products severely lacking! by mindaktiviti · · Score: 1

    A lot of phones out there seem to only be programmable from the telecommunications company. Want a phone number blocked? The company will do it for a price. Where's the programmable consumer product that handles 1-800 numbers, or private numbers (all that's customizable by the end user) and takes them differently, whether it's to have them just ring once, or automatically pick it up to leave a message of no more than 10 second length (to give a call back number, name, and organization)...so basically spam filters for the phone. Where are these products? I haven't heard about them, so if they are around, the marketting is not being done properly! Where the hell is my cell phone that manages my minutes so that it alerts me EXACTLY how much my phone bill will be whenever I press a button, and the amount of minutes I used between the hours of 8am - 6pm? To reiterate, the telephone and mobile phones in this day and age are ancient technology and there is a huge market for products that empower the consumer.

    1. Re:Consumer products severely lacking! by bmwm3nut · · Score: 1

      Where the hell is my cell phone that manages my minutes so that it alerts me EXACTLY how much my phone bill will be whenever I press a button, and the amount of minutes I used between the hours of 8am - 6pm?

      if you have tmobile then #646# (#min#) will tell you how many minutes you've used in the current billing cycle and #225# (#bal#) will tell you what your current balance is. after years of dealing with terrible customer service vrom AT&T, cingular, and verizion, i have to say that i'm very happy with tmobile. i hope i don't get modded down for looking like to much of an ad, i'm in no way affiliated with tmobile (other than having service with them).

    2. Re:Consumer products severely lacking! by metamatic · · Score: 1

      I have a $50 digital answering machine. It'll divert calls with no caller ID info, or calls on a "block" list, straight to voicemail without going through the usual "ring the phone 5 times" period.

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    3. Re:Consumer products severely lacking! by Nkwe · · Score: 1
      If people can't set the clock on thier VCRs, how do you expect people to program such a device that you describe?

      Sure you could build the device with a full color touch screen and an easy to use interface, but then it would cost more then people want to pay.

      If you don't care about cost and are technically inclined, you could install your own PBX.

      If you are really technically inclined, you could use Asterisk, an open source PBX.

  26. Uniform standards by Rick+Zeman · · Score: 2, Interesting

    ...they're right, there should be a uniform standard: NO ONE should be allowed to call anyone on the Do Not Call list at all.

    Re the automated dialing, back when I was a kid and you called a phone # and hung up it was called crank/prank calling and it was a crime. How is their machine dialling different (aside from the fact that kids don't contribute to politicians)?

    1. Re:Uniform standards by zx75 · · Score: 1

      Oi, I think that might be a little too restrictive there! Personally I rather think it'd be good for the hospital to call me if someone was in an accident, and them not having to worry about being sued because I'm on a DNC list to stop telemarketers.

      I'd be more than happy with a 'No Soliciting' sign to hang on my phone and let that be that. Its something you're allowed to do at private property physical locations, so why not electronic locations?

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    2. Re:Uniform standards by Dunbal · · Score: 1

      back when I was a kid and you called a phone # and hung up it was called crank/prank calling and it was a crime.

      I think you had to do it over and over again though, not just the one time. Not that I ever made any crank calls (looking at the ceiling and whistling).

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    3. Re:Uniform standards by Rick+Zeman · · Score: 1

      back when I was a kid and you called a phone # and hung up it was called crank/prank calling and it was a crime.

      I think you had to do it over and over again though, not just the one time.


      And telemarketers don't???

    4. Re:Uniform standards by Rick+Zeman · · Score: 1

      Oi, I think that might be a little too restrictive there! Personally I rather think it'd be good for the hospital to call me if someone was in an accident, and them not having to worry about being sued because I'm on a DNC list to stop telemarketers.

      There's a happy medium. Your example is one thing which is fine. Them calling you to let you know that they're having a closeout sale on appendectomies is something else entirely....

    5. Re:Uniform standards by zx75 · · Score: 1

      Ah true... makes me glad that I don't have to worry about medical practicioners soliciting me to use their services since I'm a Canuck ;).

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  27. Business vs People by mfloy · · Score: 1

    Clearly, anyone on a Do Not Call list does not want to be called. They went through the work of registering for the list, so they clearly are annoyed by people. If a company had an existing business relation, I'm sure the customer would not report the company for continuing to call on business related matter. For this reason, people should be able to register "Valid Business Associates" who are free from the stricter regulation.

  28. What part of by pair-a-noyd · · Score: 2, Funny

    "DO NOT CALL" do you not understand?
    Are these people so F-n brain dead that they can't take a hint? I think the list is way to lame. I think they should have a "will beat your ass if you call" list.
    That's right. If you call me to peddle bullshit I will come find you and beat your ass. Now that would be an effective list.

    Really, I don't understand why they don't flat out outlaw all telemarketing. It's intrusive and obnoxious at the very least.

  29. I cant be the only one thats ever wondered by Recovering+Hater · · Score: 1

    I have never met anyone who straight up bought something through an unsolicited phone call. This is one of the most broken business models and yet we continue to hear from brain dead companies concerning the do not call list and how some facet of this is unfair for them. I don't get it.

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    1. Re:I cant be the only one thats ever wondered by Dunbal · · Score: 1

      I actually worked as a "telemarketer" for an apparently respectable retailer, the product we were selling was extended warranties on products that had been purchased whose warranty was about to expire. This was way back when, I was lost and didn't know what I was doing. I needed the cash.

      These people actually ENCOURAGED deceptive practices to get people to agree to have these extortionate fees on their store credit card, the axiom being "they can always cancel later". "Little old ladies" were the best, sales wise. I worked there two months and quit - I got fed up of the verbal abuse I was (rightly) getting from customers on the phone when the department decided to continue calling well into the evening (around 10pm), which is just bad manners.

      Telemarketers suck. I was called by MCI a month or so ago and immediately told the person I was not interested in their offer and please do not call my number again. Guess what? They called again. So I instantly asked for the supervisor and explained the situation to her (I had stated that they not call me again). She apologized and said something about the system not being able to take me out on such short notice (BS), and I told her that I didn't really care about their system, just that they had better not call me again. They haven't called me since, thank goodness.

      You just have to be polite, clear, concise and firm with them. You'll still get calls from new "businesses" from time to time though.

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    2. Re:I cant be the only one thats ever wondered by Jedi+Alec · · Score: 1

      unfortunately, I have. Since the energy market got liberalized here in Holland a couple of scumsucking companies have begun advertising their "cheaper" electricity and gas using phonesales. Generally the ones that fall into the direct-sale category are either elderly and quite possibly hardly able to make their own decisions or immigrants that have trouble with the language. Oh, and folks on welfare that seem to think one can get something for nothing...

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  30. no. no... we need international laws by John+Seminal · · Score: 2, Funny
    that is what will end this problem. international treaties. until then, we should not have any laws regulating marketing calls.

    the marketing firms will find arguments to postpone laws that make it harder for them to harrass customers. when the do not call list went into law, all the dish and satellite calls stopped comming from new york, and started comming from Canada. who do i sue to stop those calls? do i sue AT&T?

    i can appreciate the argument for a federal law regulating telemarketing. but maybe congress should pass a law saying they give states the right to make laws however they see fit.

    what is eventually going to happen, is the telemarketing firms will get sophisticated and hire powerful lobby groups. they will donate money to politicians who don't want to regulate telemarketing. and the laws will be reversed. it will be hard to overturn the "do not call" list, but i bet lawmakers could sneak in an exception like "related buisnesses exception", so if you buy a DVD from bestbuy, bestbuy can sell your phone number to columbia house since they sell DVD's too. and i bet the lawmakers will give the law a name that is the exact opposite of what the law does, like "consumer telemarketing protection amendment".

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    1. Re:no. no... we need international laws by bogado · · Score: 1

      If they make business in your country (otherwise it would be pointless to call you anyway) you could sue the enterprise that did call you so you could get a cracker from them. It's quite simple really a fine is charged for each confirmed and proved call to a non-call list, this fine is then divided to you (probably most part for you lawyer anyway) and the state.

      This way the enterprise will not want to call you, because they will get fined. The state will want to uphold the law to their best, since it converts into money and even you can now hope to be called.

      The responsible is whoever was the beneficiary of the call (canadian call companies are not the responsible, since they can't be, but their client will).

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    2. Re:no. no... we need international laws by General+Winter · · Score: 0

      The most cynical bill titles end in "for the children", since who can vote for a bill about children? If it's for children it must be good.

  31. fcc reform by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Broadcast Flag, ClearChannel, Do Not Call...

    Seems to me the FCC is more trouble than it's worth. I don't see how their jobs couldn't be split up between Congress, IETF and Underwriters Labs.. We could scrap spectrum allocation in favor of a law that says you have to comply with the RFC's. Congress could regulate media ownership. UL could make sure your radio doesn't asplode.

    Right now it's just a big beaurocratic loophole controlled by partisan hacks. 3 political appointees who easily are corrupted by lobbies. Congress at least has to answer to us. We can have direct say in IETF if we choose to participate and UL's main source of value is their word.

    The landscape has changed dramatically since the motivations for creating the FCC. I think it's time to either sit down and do some serious rethinking of what the FCC's role is or scrap it entirely and replace it with something that matches todays reality.

    1. Re:fcc reform by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > it's just a big beaurocratic loophole controlled by partisan hacks.

      I think that pretty much describes congress as well so them regulating media ownership isn't much of a net gain. Unfortunately, that's the way the government has always been, and somehow I can't see it changing much in the near future.

    2. Re:fcc reform by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The difference is that congress is elected and FCC chairs are appointed. You can call your representative and say "if you vote for this, I'm backing your opponent". FCC chairs don't answer to you. They can just reply; "suck it".

    3. Re:fcc reform by bmetzler · · Score: 0, Interesting
      3 political appointees who easily are corrupted by lobbies.

      I'm missing the part where 3 congressional appointees, or 3 UL appointees, or 3 IETF appointees would not be easily corrupted. See, I'm pretty sure that it's not the FCC title that "corrupts" them. I'm guessing that the corruption happens because they have very political, partisan responsibilities. And they become political because Americans disagree strongly as to the right answers.

      No, the only remove partisanship from the responsibilies of the FCC is for all Americans to basically be monolithic in their views on how those responsibilites are to be handled. As you probably already realize, that's not going to happen.

      -Brent
  32. Does it work? by lawrenqj · · Score: 1

    I was really skeptical about signing up to that list. I figured that it was going to end up being like the "Remove" buttons in spam that verify an email address. Has it worked at all so far?

    If the telemarketers get their way that Do Not Call list is going to be a fantastic source of active phone numbers.

    1. Re:Does it work? by ytm · · Score: 1

      If the telemarketers get their way that Do Not Call list is going to be a fantastic source of active phone numbers. I don't know how this works, but if this is 'Do Not Call' list then they must have access to it already because, well, they have to know which numbers are forbidden. Or not?

    2. Re:Does it work? by gstovall · · Score: 1

      Like a charm.

      Occasionally (maybe once a month) I'll get some Indian doing a cold call, and I'll say, "I'm on the Do Not Call list", and they apologize profusely and hang up.

  33. Calls aren't like emails at least by Hachey · · Score: 5, Funny

    At least my telemarker calls don't read like my inbox. I'd blush every time I picked up the phone if the person on the other end was trying to sell me dick pills.


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  34. Movie quote: I'd RATHER... BE... DEAD! by Spy+der+Mann · · Score: 3, Funny

    I remember a movie with Jim Carrey (he wasn't the main character, tho) about a guy who loved accepting cold calls.

    He would receive a call from an insurance salesman, and begin saying yes to most things until they arranged an appointment.

    Then, after making him waste 2 or more hours, when the insurance salesman was leaving, he'd say:
    "There's one little... problem.
    I'D RATHER... BE... DEAD!!!" (Then he shut the door on the poor salesman)

    Oh joy. How I loved that moment. I know it's cruel, but it vented my frustration towards spammers and the like.

    1. Re:Movie quote: I'd RATHER... BE... DEAD! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The movie was called High Strung... The best Steve Oedekerk movie ever made. Way before all the Thumb Wars, Thumbtanic, etc.

      "You can take Happy the Clam, roll him up into a little ball, and shove him up your butt!"

    2. Re:Movie quote: I'd RATHER... BE... DEAD! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You are thinking of "High Strung"

      http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0102032/

  35. Lobbying by loconet · · Score: 4, Funny

    Can someone start lobbying to make lobbying illegal?

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    1. Re:Lobbying by dillon_rinker · · Score: 1

      This is flagged as funny, but it's not.

      It should be illegal for an elected official to discuss anything of consequence with anyone other than a constituent. It should be illegal for an elected official to receive ANYTHING from anyone other than a constituent. Is this a severe restriction on our elected officials? You bet it is. If they want the power and the money we provide, they must be willing to accept a few hardships.

    2. Re:Lobbying by jez9999 · · Score: 1

      Not good enough. They'd just get lobbyists from the relevant states to lobby the relevant officials.

      Here's my suggestion - make it 100% illegal for bribery to occur. Campaign donations should be limited to a very small amount, perhaps $100 maximum; obviously only individuals may donate them, not companies/corporations. People may only lobby by power of ARGUMENT ALONE.

      Will this make the officials less wealthy, less able to spend multi-millions on TV campaigns, helping to re-enforce a two-party system? Yep. Hey, just killed 2 birds with one stone!

    3. Re:Lobbying by Shajenko42 · · Score: 1

      Here's a way around that -

      Corp A wants to buy a few politicians. So, they start buying television air time and airing commercials that support those politicians. You can't stop that without changing the first amendment, opening up a whole other can of worms.

    4. Re:Lobbying by dillon_rinker · · Score: 1

      Nope. Simply outlaw political speech by corporations. Corporations have no right to free speech guaranteed by the Constitution. Of course, if the wealthy want to put up their personal fortune, then you're right, there's no way to stop it, though you can force them to be open and obvious "I'm A. Wealthyman, and I am personally paying for this message."

    5. Re:Lobbying by Shajenko42 · · Score: 1
      Corporations have no right to free speech guaranteed by the Constitution.
      Unfortunately, according to the interpretations of the SC that go back several decades, corporations are legally persons, and therefore have the rights of persons. Changing that will take so much doing that by the time we could accomplish this we would probably have already established a reasonable political system.
  36. Charities by Karma_fucker_sucker · · Score: 5, Informative
    If you're going to give to a charity, do it anonymously. Otherwise, you'll be put on a "sucker" list and you'll not only be continuously called by the original charity that you gave to, but also charities that they sold your name and number to.

    I have blown off PBS because of this!

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    1. Re:Charities by fatcatman · · Score: 5, Informative

      We donated to Samaritan's Purse one year. Our church was doing a "fill a shoebox with things for african children" deal, and we thought it would be nice. So we put some useful items and a couple of toys in a shoebox for the poor little 3rd world children, and included the required $5 to "help cover postage."

      Since then, Samaritan's Purse has spent a hell of a lot more than $5 sending me full color documents printed on nice glossy cardstock, begging for more money. Every couple of weeks I get another one of these in the mail. Now tell me why I'd donate anything more to them when they completely wasted the $5 I gave them? That was supposed to help get my package to the poor little african kid, not be spent begging me for more money.

      (yes, I know *my* $5 wasn't used to mail me, but the point is they're massively wasting money, and I'm not going to contribute to that. If I were out begging for money I'd be mailing cheap newsprint once or twice a year, so as to use the money given to me appropriately)

    2. Re:Charities by GMFTatsujin · · Score: 2, Informative

      I got the same treatement from the US Animal Humane Society. I sent in $50 one year as a proxy donation for a friend as a gift. Two years later I was still recieving letters every week, flyers, and tiny packages with branded trinkets desktop calculators or caldenards with "DON'T FORGET TO DONATE KTNX" written on the first day of every month. All accompanied, of course, with pleas of "THESE P00R PUPP13S OMG PLZ HELP WITH UR $$$".

      Sometimes they'd juxtapose the gift of a delightful teddy bear with a story of a puppy who was purposfully fed antifreeze, or of a kitten that was strung up by the neck until dead. Cheap tactics, you assholes.

      That's where my $50 went: postage, cheap shit, and guilt trips. I love animals, but the Humane Society will never get another dime.

    3. Re:Charities by Magnusite · · Score: 1
      This is even worse with local charities such as the volunteer firemans' fund and the fund for deceased police spouses. One year, I got a call from one of these and decided to donate $25. Within a week I got a call from the other and donated $25.

      From then on, I was bombarded with at least two calls a week from every single local charity you could think of. It took three years for the calls to go away. As it turns out, all of the calls were being made by the same group of 15 people working from a windowless building about 15 miles from where I live. These people are not associated with any of these charities, they make a business of doing all the cold calling for those charities. And of course they take a huge cut.

      It's not that I'm against supporting the police or fire departments, but please realize what you might be lining yourself up for if your charity system is like ours.

    4. Re:Charities by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sometimes they'd juxtapose the gift of a delightful teddy bear with a story of a puppy who was purposfully fed antifreeze, or of a kitten that was strung up by the neck until dead.

      That was *my* kitten, you insensitive clod.

      Oh, wait...

  37. Thank the Washington Redskins. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Danny Schnieder, owner of the Washington Redskins, perfected this "call at home during dinner" tele-marketing thing.

    Thanks, Danny !!!

    Hail to the Redskins !!!

  38. State DNC lists are redundant by p_conrad · · Score: 5, Informative

    I have to work with these lists, because part of my job is to support a telemarketing system. Nobody told me squat about that on the interview, nevertheless here I am. I've been here long enough to see the lists come into being. It's making telemarketing harder, and all that good stuff.

    I also have the misfortune to need to telemarket in two states, one of which has it's own state list. As it happens, we only call five small towns in this state. In order to get access to the State's DNC list we have to purchase it for the entire state. To make matters worse, this state has a very different set of rules.

    On a federal level, you are allowed to call customers you formerly did business with for 18 months after the termination of the business relationship. Not so in this other state. Apparently you aren't allowed to call even the day after the relationship ends. The federal system actually allows the people who get called some recourse. The state system I have to deal with makes it very clear in their fine print that you are allowed a certain amount of accidental calls. Because you are a paying list subscriber, they actually have a department to handle these situations. If you get caught calling people on the state DNC list, you had better have paid the man or else it's game on for lawsuits. What it ends up being is simply extortion. You want to call people of that state, you buy the list, which costs more annually than the entire federal list, for what that's worth.

    I really feel sorry for the people who live in that nameless state, because they are payin a ton of taxes to manage a list system that offers them no protection whatsoever. The federal list is a big pain for telemarketers, but at least it has and element of fairness, and really attempts to protect the people who want not to be called.

    I'm not interested in arguing the notion of whether the freedom not to be bothered should trump the freedom to call any phone number you want without fear of prosecution, but for the nerds out there, here's some technical details:

    The federal list can be downloaded in it's entirety or in updates by date selected once a day by any business who pays the fee. The list is numbers only, no names at all. The state list I have to work with is available by e-mail or on CD-ROM. I picked e-mail, and the updates are entirely at the discretion of the state. So every month or so, my office e-mail gets choked with the list in several parts, so I had to work a special deal with the MIS guys to get extra space on the server. When I first signed up for it, the state didn't send a file until the next scheduled update, but made it clear that we'd be covered in the event of accidentally calling somebody on the list we didn't have access to! Of course almost everybody in the state list is also on the federal list, so we never got a complaint.

    I imagine the only people on that state list that are not on the federal list are people looking to sue somebody. They are out there; we've encountered them before. I'm not a fan of telemarketing and would support it if I didn't have to. The federal list makes sense, and really does eliminate any reason for states to keep their own lists, except that grand-daddy of all reasons for government programs - the pork. It's all about the pork, folks. Always has been; always will be.

    1. Re:State DNC lists are redundant by tlatoani · · Score: 1

      Exactly...legitimate telemarketers had been using the DMA's do-not-call list for years before the FTC list came up, and in October of 2003 the legitimate telemarketers started scrubbing against the FTC list. The problem is that in addition to buying the FTC list (yes buying...the FTC makes telemarketers pay to not call people), they also have to pay individual states that have their own lists. I know, you all are playing the world's smallest violin for the telemarketers, but heaven forbid that you actually try to understand the issue. Like it or not, the legitimate telemarketers are trying to run a business just like any other, and are putting a lot of effort towards making sure that they do not call forbidden numbers, but unfair fees by individual states make this unnecissarily difficult and expensive.

    2. Re:State DNC lists are redundant by BlueFashoo · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      I have to work with these lists, because part of my job is to support a telemarketing system. Nobody told me squat about that on the interview, nevertheless here I am. I've been here long enough to see the lists come into being. It's making telemarketing harder, and all that good stuff.

      I also have the misfortune to need to telemarket in two states, one of which has it's own state list. As it happens, we only call five small towns in this state. In order to get access to the State's DNC list we have to purchase it for the entire state. To make matters worse, this state has a very different set of rules.


      Oh boo hoo. Cry me a river, sucker. If you don't like telemarketing or having to deal with all the rules, get a different job. There's a special circle of hell reserved for people like you.

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    3. Re:State DNC lists are redundant by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Like it or not, the legitimate telemarketers are trying to run a business just like any other

      Um, not like "any other," not so much. My business doesn't involve harassing people.

    4. Re:State DNC lists are redundant by djmurdoch · · Score: 1

      Like it or not, the legitimate telemarketers are trying to run a business just like any other, and are putting a lot of effort towards making sure that they do not call forbidden numbers, but unfair fees by individual states make this unnecissarily difficult and expensive.

      Sounds like these telemarketers can't take a hint. It's impossible to make money calling some states, because of rules that those states have put in place. So don't call them!

    5. Re:State DNC lists are redundant by Guysmiley777 · · Score: 1

      Ok. I live in North Dakota. And the DNC list works. On the list? Don't bother calling. Why would you? Hoping I'll have a sudden bout of retardation one day? The "prior business relationship" is a loophole that allows basically any telemarketing scum to 'through a subsidiary' have a business relationship. You work for these a**holes? Do us all a favor: quit and get a job flipping burgers at McDonalds. At least then you can respect yourself when you look in the mirror.

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    6. Re:State DNC lists are redundant by Moofie · · Score: 1

      What "legitimate telemarketers"?

      If you want to advertise to me, use your own hardware, or wait for me to come to you. Leave my phone alone.

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    7. Re:State DNC lists are redundant by Secrity · · Score: 1

      " I have to work with these lists, because part of my job is to support a telemarketing system ..." All I can say is "Fuck off phone spammer"

    8. Re:State DNC lists are redundant by tlatoani · · Score: 1

      Ok fine.

      OMG telemarketers are evil and should go to hell, and they live just to call me even though I don't want their crap. No one ever buys their stuff, ever...they don't make any money...they just sit around and call people all day just to piss them off.

      Ok, mod me up for being insightful now.

      Yes braniac, you are correct. If the cost of adhering to individual states' DNC rules outweigh the profit, then of course they won't call that state. This is why the DMA is fighting to abolish the state lists and let the whole DNC issue be settled with one list at the federal level. OMG, people actually want to make more money!! shocker

    9. Re:State DNC lists are redundant by Guppy06 · · Score: 1, Flamebait

      "In order to get access to the State's DNC list we have to purchase it for the entire state. To make matters worse, this state has a very different set of rules."

      Making it to difficult to even be a "legitimate" telemarketer (if ever there was an oxymoron...)? Then all I can say is "good." The world doesn't owe you a living. If these people want you to call, perhaps you should set up a "Call Me" white list.

      "On a federal level, you are allowed to call customers you formerly did business with for 18 months after the termination of the business relationship. Not so in this other state. Apparently you aren't allowed to call even the day after the relationship ends. The federal system actually allows the people who get called some recourse. The state system I have to deal with makes it very clear in their fine print that you are allowed a certain amount of accidental calls."

      It's quite simple, then: in the case of two overlapping laws, the stricter of the two is enforced, because both laws have to be obeyed. In the former "business relationship" example, the stricter state practice would be in force. For the "accidental call," the federal law. It is still possible to obey both laws so there is no need for one to override the other.

      "You want to call people of that state, you buy the list, which costs more annually than the entire federal list, for what that's worth."

      So the people of that state have put a higher price tag on their privacy than has the aggregate nation as a whole. Deal with it.

      "The federal list makes sense, and really does eliminate any reason for states to keep their own lists,"

      You're still able to say that after talking about the "existing business relationship" loophole? How do you sleep at night?

    10. Re:State DNC lists are redundant by Rasta+Prefect · · Score: 1
      On a federal level, you are allowed to call customers you formerly did business with for 18 months after the termination of the business relationship. Not so in this other state. Apparently you aren't allowed to call even the day after the relationship ends.
      If you get caught calling people on the state DNC list, you had better have paid the man or else it's game on for lawsuits.

      Hey, this state list sounds like a pretty good idea to me. I'd rather not talk to poeple I no longer have a business relationship with.

      I picked e-mail, and the updates are entirely at the discretion of the state. So every month or so, my office e-mail gets choked with the list in several parts, so I had to work a special deal with the MIS guys to get extra space on the server.

      Poor boy. Here's a nickel, go get yourself a real computer.

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    11. Re:State DNC lists are redundant by tlatoani · · Score: 1

      Legitimate Telemarketer = Telemarketer that adheres to all regulations regarding telemarketing at both the state and federal levels.

      Add your number to the DNC, and the evil telemarketers won't bother you anymore.

    12. Re:State DNC lists are redundant by Guysmiley777 · · Score: 1

      OMG, people actually want to make more money!! shocker

      And that is why society has laws. Because without them people would try and make money any way they could.

      So what is happening in THIS case is that society is telling telemarketing scum-sucking bottom feeders to go away and not come back, do not collect $200, don't let the door hit your a** on the way out.

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    13. Re:State DNC lists are redundant by Deputy+Doodah · · Score: 1, Interesting

      I don't really care how inconvenient it is. Your company's purpose is to annoy the living crap out of people. So while I pity your personal hardships at work, I have no sympathy at all for your business and absolutely NO interest in making their operations easier. In fact, I want to go out of my way to do bad things to them; to make things harder and harder to do to ensure that they go out of business. These "people" live by sucking the blood of others and richly deserve every hardship.

    14. Re:State DNC lists are redundant by multimed · · Score: 1
      legitimate telemarketers had been using the DMA's do-not-call list for years

      You can understand how people would be nervous submitting their name to an organization such as the DMA, right?

      Here's a few things I know: My state was one of the early ones to adopt a DNC list. After signing up for the list, the calls stopped coming. I have never once bought anything sold to me over the telephone and never will--if not because the goods & services sold in this manner are crap, then on principle, so telemarketing is never anything other than an annoying intrusion to me personally.

      Like it or not, the legitimate telemarketers are trying to run a business

      I don't think that's a given at all. I honestly do not know anyone who wants to be called by telemarketers--which makes me seriously question the validity of their business model. Given that, my guess is that businesses that depend heavily on telemarketing probably occupy a similar role in society to that of payday loan "businesses." They rely on the weakness or lack of intelligence of people rather than providing a legitimate good or service for the customers money.

      I most certainly have no sympathy towards telemarketers being required to purchse the DNC list--no one has any sympathy for me becasue I have to buy a computer & software licenses for my business. It's a cost of doing business, if you don't like it, find another field.

      I've always been a big supporter of states' rights and think that allowing states to determine not only what's right for them, but also to experiment (and sometimes fail) as a way to find better solutions to problems. If you want to do business with Wisconsin citizens, you have to follow the laws of the state of Wisconsin. If what you're selling is so valuable to us that we miss it (yeah right) we'll let our legislators know they've gone too far.

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    15. Re:State DNC lists are redundant by djmurdoch · · Score: 1

      Yes braniac, you are correct. If the cost of adhering to individual states' DNC rules outweigh the profit, then of course they won't call that state. This is why the DMA is fighting to abolish the state lists and let the whole DNC issue be settled with one list at the federal level. OMG, people actually want to make more money!! shocker

      I don't know your constitution that well, but if the state laws were unconstitutional, I imagine the DMA would be taking them to court instead of lobbying the feds. So it seems like those somewhat sovereign states have decided that you'll have to go somewhere else to make money. So why don't you respect their decision?

    16. Re:State DNC lists are redundant by rhizome · · Score: 1

      It's making telemarketing harder, and all that good stuff.

      If only someone would invent a way to have a machine keep track of what numbers can be called when and where they are, then presenting only the good numbers to the hard-working telemarketer. I propose we call this amazing machine: a "data base".

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    17. Re:State DNC lists are redundant by p_conrad · · Score: 1

      Oh yes, there must be a special place in hell for people who have to do stuff they don't like to make a living. What are you independently wealthy or something? Maybe if you walk off campus once or twice a year, you'd have some idea about how the world works. If your your ethics can survive your career intact, well I'm tuly happy for you. But for the rest of us who have bills to pay, it's either adapt or die. I suppose you could always delude yourself into loving your all aspects of your job, but that's just never really worked for me.

    18. Re:State DNC lists are redundant by p_conrad · · Score: 1

      It has nothing to do with subsidiary businesses. It's simply subscription based products. You know magazines, newspapers, cable T.V. I'm being intentionally vague so as not to potentially embarass my employer.

      Pretty much any and all subscription based products have what retention problems. Since you know you are going to lose a certain amount of subscribers every year, you need to replace them just to break even. There even a name for it - churn.

      In my industry, telemarketing is pretty much the only way you can combat this, but it's not the only tool we have. As our ability to telemarket gets eroded by the DNC lists, we rely more on what we call crewing. This is especially cool because we get to employ high-school age kids. We take them into various neighborhoods by van where they go door to door making the pitch the telemarkets couldn't. That's much better for you guys, right?

    19. Re:State DNC lists are redundant by p_conrad · · Score: 1

      You're still able to say that after talking about the "existing business relationship" loophole? How do you sleep at night?

      In a bed, in a house. Is your employer without a marketing department? Only the government doesn't need any marketing, and I imagine they all sleep fine at night too.

    20. Re:State DNC lists are redundant by p_conrad · · Score: 1

      Sometimes I wonder if any of you folks have jobs at all. You don't get to pick your own e-mail system, or your own computer when you work in an office for and employer. It's called being an employee, and although nobody seems to like it that much, it's a popular life-style.

    21. Re:State DNC lists are redundant by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS A LEGITIMATE TELEMARKETER.

      At least not for the people who sign up on the DO NOT CALL LISTs. Leave us the fuck alone. Can I make it any plainer?

    22. Re:State DNC lists are redundant by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Mr. p_conrad
      Please tell us your phone number so that we can call you. Many of us would like to use our constitutional rights to call you every hour on the hour to let you know about the benefits of Direct TV or how you can get a better deal on your credit cards. While you are at it what is your email address? We have some great deals on viagra. In fact some "legitimate" muggers would like to talk to you in person.

    23. Re:State DNC lists are redundant by p_conrad · · Score: 1

      You'd probably appreciate how clever a predictive dialer system is. It's got databases, phone lines, special harware, multiple servers etc. If run properly, it's as non-offensive as telemarketing can be.

      By harder I mean less profitable. But in our case, we're less able to stop the company bleeding to death from losing subscribers.

    24. Re:State DNC lists are redundant by Rasta+Prefect · · Score: 1
      Sometimes I wonder if any of you folks have jobs at all. You don't get to pick your own e-mail system, or your own computer when you work in an office for and employer. It's called being an employee, and although nobody seems to like it that much, it's a popular life-style.

      I have one. I'm a systems administrator. If someone in my organization needs IT resources to carry out the mission of the organization, it's my job to arrange for them to get them. If you need resources to accept the DNC list from a couple of states, your company needs to see that you have a large enough email quota to accomplish that. In short, I don't think that "My company had to increase my email quota and thats just way to huge a burden upon me and my annoying employers" is in any way a legitimate reason that some states shouldn't be allowed to have different rules. In short, I think you're whiny, and if not personally a scum-sucking weasal, then you at least work for them.

      --
      Why?
    25. Re:State DNC lists are redundant by Guppy06 · · Score: 1

      Straw man justification. Not all marketing departments use such intrusive and odious tactics such as telemarketing.

    26. Re:State DNC lists are redundant by p_conrad · · Score: 1

      Muggers? Grow up. Do you really want the government to keep people from calling you, protect your e-mail from spam and even manage the lock on your door? Get caller ID and Telezapper if you're bothered by somebody calling you. Use one of many available free e-mail accounts to do stuff if spam is a problem. Has the government has ever provided a cheap and effective solution to anything? Your pretending that somebody calling your house is on par with mugging is absurd. Yet, using taxpayers money to slow economic activity whether they choose to participate or not is actually fairly similar to mugging.

      You're going to pay for whatever solution you have to sales nusiances no matter what. If you really think the government can do it more efficiently than you can yourself, you really should pick up that phone and get out your credit cards.

    27. Re:State DNC lists are redundant by p_conrad · · Score: 1

      Really? Have you visited your company's marketing department? How about accounts payable and accouts receivable? I'm sure there's lots of interesting policies you're not familliar with, not all written no doubt.

      It must be nice to be able to keep it clean. I guess you're just higher up on the hill than I am, but it all runs down sooner or later.

    28. Re:State DNC lists are redundant by p_conrad · · Score: 1

      You misquoted me. I said my MIS department had to up my e-mail storage. My company only telemarkets small parts of two states. I was trying to demonstrate how one particular state's list is poorly run. I can't imagine how tough it would be to actually telemarket nationally if every state had it's own DNC list with it's own set of rules. As it stands, most states have dropped their lists becasue it's irrelevant. The states that still maintain them, suprise, do not manage to stay in the black on the subscription costs alone. They end up having a nice operating budget paid for by the happy citizens of that state. Silly me for trying to imply that people might like to get something for the tax dollars every now and then.

      And really, what's the point? If you're into avoiding calls, you signed with the Feds, and we don't call you. End of story. Why would you also want to sign with your state?

      Study a bit of macro economics, we all work for scum-sucking weasles, just at different points in the chain. I support sales and marketing directly with data, so I'm just closer to the lips than you are.

    29. Re:State DNC lists are redundant by Guppy06 · · Score: 1

      Debt collection isn't telemarketing. Keep trying, though, you're getting closer.

      And trying to defend yourself on relative terms doesn't help much when you're doing something that is bad on absolute terms (which is why we have these laws to begin with).

    30. Re:State DNC lists are redundant by rob_squared · · Score: 1

      You're right, that state's system is a bit messed up, for everyone (accidental calls). But state lists do have (supposedly) a purpose. That list is designed to prevent intra-state calls, whereas the federal list only prevents interstate calls.

      --
      I don't get it.
    31. Re:State DNC lists are redundant by Guppy06 · · Score: 1

      "Get caller ID and Telezapper if you're bothered by somebody calling you. Use one of many available free e-mail accounts to do stuff if spam is a problem."

      No, that puts the burden on the wrong end. I should not have to compensate for problems caused by your actions.

      "Has the government has ever provided a cheap and effective solution to anything?"

      And this justifies telemarketing how, exactly? Even if governmetn DNC programs are "inefficient," the fact that they exist and are subscribed to by phone owners should be taken as a hint to seek a new career.

      "Yet, using taxpayers money to slow economic activity"

      See, this is all you needed to say to my "How do you sleep at night?" question. You do it by willfully ignoring the very nature of this "economic activity," making yourself not look into just where the money is coming from and why. The only difference between telemarketing and your average drug pusher is the product for sale. The tactics are the same.

    32. Re:State DNC lists are redundant by Guppy06 · · Score: 1

      "I'm being intentionally vague so as not to potentially embarass my employer."

      They should have nothing to fear. If they are willing to call non-customers and tell them in person that they are selling over the telephone, then if anything they should be grateful to receive the free advertising that your naming them on here would bring.

      "In my industry, telemarketing is pretty much the only way you can combat this, "

      No, you could either make a better product that would sell itself better or you would give up and sell a different product altogether. Ultimately these high-pressure sales tactics are a stop-gap measures (which you yourself admit by referring to it as "churn"). The reason you lose so many subscribers is that they didn't want the damned paper to begin with. Ultimately, you're trying to claim telemarketing justifies itself, and entropy will catch up to that cycle sooner or later. All these laws do is to push things towards "sooner."

    33. Re:State DNC lists are redundant by PingXao · · Score: 1

      I wish slashdot had a way to tag names when you put them on your friend-or-foe lists. That way I could put "supports telemarketer slimebags" next to the red dot now next to your name. Then when I see other posts by you in the future with the red dot I could refer back to the tag that tells me why I think you're a slime bucket.

    34. Re:State DNC lists are redundant by PingXao · · Score: 1

      Congrats. You just got a red dot too. Telemarketing scumbag.

    35. Re:State DNC lists are redundant by Steve+B · · Score: 1
      Do you really want the government to keep people from calling you, protect your e-mail from spam and even manage the lock on your door?

      Protecting private property is a proper function of government. That includes punishing people who ignore "KEEP OUT" notices.

      Get caller ID and Telezapper if you're bothered by somebody calling you.

      That's useful, just as it's useful to put a lock on your front door. However, failure to do so does not grant people a license to ignore my property rights. (If I do take such measures, circumventing them becomes an aggrivating factor in the offense.)

      Has the government has ever provided a cheap and effective solution to anything?

      The DNC List seems to have worked rather well, and is paid for (as it should be) by the telemarketers who caused the problem in the first place.

      --
      /. If the government wants us to respect the law, it should set a better example.
    36. Re:State DNC lists are redundant by Steve+B · · Score: 1
      The only difference between telemarketing and your average drug pusher is the product for sale.

      That's terribly unfair. Most drug dealers spend their workday selling to people who want to use drugs, not pestering people who don't.

      --
      /. If the government wants us to respect the law, it should set a better example.
    37. Re:State DNC lists are redundant by JetTredmont · · Score: 1

      Umm, the people of the state you are so pissed with DO get a very distinct benefits for their tax dollars:

      1. No telemarketing calls from companies they ordered from last Christmas with no intention of ever using again, and no 18-months-to-harrass-me-into-accepting-your-credit -card-again loophole to deal with.

      2. The extra costs to telemarketing firms like your own tend to cause said firms to avoid doing business in their state altogether. A win for all 80-year-old grandmothers who either don't know about the DNC lists or who foolishly bought something from someone giving them the "right" to scam them over the phone for the next 18 months.

      As I see it, that's damned fine use of my tax dollars!

    38. Re:State DNC lists are redundant by JetTredmont · · Score: 1

      Gee, sucks to be a money-losing company which pisses off their customers so much that they need to constantly bring in cold-called fresh marks to replace the ones leaving.

      Maybe you should convince your superiors to take some money and invest in customer satisfaction and non-intrusive marketing instead of going straight to the bottom of the barrel.

      Or, get a new job. If you don't like people looking down on you because you are a tele-marketer, then be something else.

    39. Re:State DNC lists are redundant by adrianmonk · · Score: 1

      I agree. The state do-not-call lists are redundant. And, that's a good thing. It's a good thing for the same reason it's good when you have redundant power supplies or mirrored drives on an important server: something could prevent one of the redundant pieces from doing its job, so it's nice to have a backup.

      What I mean is that if in some fit of stupidity, the congress or the FCC or the courts invalidate the federal do-not-call list, the state ones still give me the option of making my wishes known -- and respected.

      And believe me, I really do not want to be called. I work at home. I have a hard enough time concentrating and a short enough attention span as it is. Having telemarketers call and interrupt my train of thought 5 times a day or whatever was seriously intrusive and bothersome. Having this interruption removed is important for the smooth functioning of my brain and thus my business.

    40. Re:State DNC lists are redundant by nitehawk214 · · Score: 1

      Like it or not, the legitimate telemarketers are trying to run a business

      True, but nothing in the law says their buisnesses get to succede. If the public supports laws that makes your buisness fail, then the public is getting what they want. I, for one, am happy their job is so hard.

      We seem to see alot of people with failed or failing buisness models crying to the courts and the lawmakers that it "Just isn't fair that I can't make money at this anymore".

      --
      I'm a good cook. I'm a fantastic eater. - Steven Brust
    41. Re:State DNC lists are redundant by p_conrad · · Score: 1

      whereas the federal list only prevents interstate calls.

      Thats not true. The federal list protects you from calls regardless of what state, and theoretically, what country, they come from.

    42. Re:State DNC lists are redundant by p_conrad · · Score: 1

      Your company doesn't pay late - ever? Some companies don't pay their vendors until legal action is threatened. Almost every company likes to collect quickly and pay slowly. Just because you personally don't get involved in doesn't mean you aren't a part of it.

      Imagine, for a minute that no college could call alumni for any reason. Every newspaper in the country cuts articles as they are prohibited from re-building their circulation. Nobody is willing to pay for articles on the internet. For the sake of example, say you eliminate 1% of the GNP by enacting a total ban on telemarketing. Do you think that's not going to impact your business on some level?

      I know a guy who's a fairly successful artist. He's always spouting some anti-capitalist rhetoric, which fits the image nicely. But who buys his art? Dyed in the wool corporate flacks of course. Who else can afford to drop a few hundred bucks on an abstract rock sculpture. Capitalism is like the Bhuddism you can prove. Indeed, everything is connected.

      Telemarketing is a tactic. It's used by all kinds of businesses, not just snake oil peddlers. I've never responded favorably to telemarketers, but nevertheless it seems to work. Obvoisly somebody does or else nobody would bother. If our own in-house telemarketing system fails because of the expense of all the lists, we don't stop telemarketing, we just job it out to a national firm. If that national firm gets forced out by laws, they will in turn probably keep the business but outsource the labor to another country to avoid the laws, perhaps changing their legal entitys country of origin too in the process. There is no scenario in which people stop selling stuff, and you really think about it, you probably wouldn't want there to be.

      Consider my Army metaphor. When I was in high school a bunch of kids got pissed that the army was going to do a little recruiting at school. I argued that anybody who doesn't want to serve can simply avoid being recruited. But if recruitment is a faliure overall, then you're looking at a climate that invites the draft. There simply is no scenario where the country goes without an army. So, just hang up on the telemaketers. Make fun of them a bit first, I always do. Be thankful that there are some suckers out there willing to keep the gears of capitalism turning. With a little creativity, telemarketing can be fun for everybody.

    43. Re:State DNC lists are redundant by Guppy06 · · Score: 1

      "Your company doesn't pay late - ever? Some companies don't pay their vendors until legal action is threatened. Almost every company likes to collect quickly and pay slowly. Just because you personally don't get involved in doesn't mean you aren't a part of it."

      GOTO first sentence, previous post. Debt collection isn't telemarketing.

      "For the sake of example, say you eliminate 1% of the GNP by enacting a total ban on telemarketing. Do you think that's not going to impact your business on some level?"

      Do you not think the people are allowed to decide if the exchange is worthwhile?

    44. Re:State DNC lists are redundant by swb · · Score: 1

      I'm not even playing the world's smallest violin for you.

      Compare telemarketing with another interstate business, trucking:

      1) Each state has different rules. Telemarketing rules are MUCH simpler than trucking rules, which can encompass equipment, cargo, drivers, hours of operation.

      2) Trucking a load of ammonia between two states involves knowing ALL that rules for all the intervening states, and possibly even out of the way adjacent states, since they may have more flexible rules, there may be detours, etc. Telemarketers calling from NY to CA only need to know two rules, NY and CA.

      3) If a DNC list purchase is like a "license" from a state, telemarketers are lucky. Interstate trucks often need ICC licenses, license plates (truck AND trailer), fuel licenses, hazmat licenses, driver licenses (often with hazmat riders), vehicle registrations, and on and on.

      4) Compliance for telemarketers is the largely non-rocket-science DBA skill of list scrubbing, taken care of with the equipment and tools they already have (and presumably use already). Compliance for truckers is complicated and involved, often requiring inspections, special tools or facilities, or outside vendors.

      Trucking seems to work despite these regulations. Why can't telemarketing? Oh, that's right, people want stuff delivered by trucks and will put up with the regulation. Nobody wants telemarketing.

    45. Re:State DNC lists are redundant by p_conrad · · Score: 1

      I'm glad you're actually considering the issues. Almost every other reply is just a knee-jerk "Drugs are bad..." sort of response.

      GOTO first sentence, previous post. Debt collection isn't telemarketing.

      Go back a couple of posts. I'm trying to make the point that no company exists without doing something most people would consider ethically questionable. I guess I was somewhat off-topic; my bad. I think it's a mistake to consider telemarketing per se an absolute evil.

      Do you not think the people are allowed to decide if the exchange is worthwhile?

      Absolutely. Each person should manage his or her own phone number and system. The government should not be involved in the business of prevent you from getting annoying calls. Like every other problem the govenment takes on, you're going to get the most expensive, least effective solution.

      Think of it this way. When you support a government managed DNC list, you are paying with tax dollars first, just to get the program started. As the government implements it, you don't actually pay to get your name in the list. This means all taxpayers pay regardless of participation. Then they set up a fee system for the telemarketers, which makes sense on the surface. Make the bastards who keep calling me pay. Assume that the government is really watching the program's budget carefully, which it probably isn't. The funding of the program should be taken off the backs of the taxpayer and moved on to the backs of the telemarketers, right? So, now you have a program funded by the people you are supposed to be getting protection from. How's that going to work?

      Of course in reality, the DNC list keeps it's place in the taxpayer funded budget AND collects user fees from the telemarketers. This is better because the program doesn't owe it's entire existance to the telemarketers, right? Wrong. The telmarketers always have the option to take their chances and just not pay. The taxpayers have no such option. Your tax dollars buy you no voice at all in the matter. All you really end up buying is a nice percieved win/win issue candidates can run on. "I helped implement the toughest state DNC list in the country!" Everybody hates telemarketers and politicians love a chance to be proud of spending money.

      Now, wouldn't you rather spend your money with a private company that's out to build the best TeleZapper possible, and just not worry about people who choose not to buy any protection? The reality of the world is that if you want to protect everybody equally, it's going to be a piss poor level of protection. There's always going to be a natural stupid tax for people who just don't get it. No amount of governmet is going to get around that, but you can spend a nation right into the hole trying. History provides many examples.

    46. Re:State DNC lists are redundant by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Get caller ID and Telezapper if you're bothered by somebody calling you.

      "Me?" You don't care who you get. You aren't calling "me". So why should "I" pay for that? And why would I then pay for the TeleZapperZapper-Zapper when the DMA comes up with it's TeleZapperZapper?

      Well, I know why. 'Cause you can always one-up the individual consumer, but when the government gets all in your face with the "knock it off" DNC lists, you don't have near the same level of recourse.

      Yet, using taxpayers money to slow economic activity whether they choose to participate or not is actually fairly similar to mugging.

      Do you actually buy into this idea that you have some sort of right to 'economic activity' ('Cause I'm sure that hangups and dialtone make millions), and that to not get that activity is somehow criminal?? That somehow, you don't live in a society of laws, where occasionally tax dollars get spent on things you don't like, 'cause it's not All About You(tm)? That everything is absolutely about Saeving Teh Most Bux$$$!!!!, regardless of all other costs?

      Tip of the day: Life's Not Like That.

      You're going to pay for whatever solution you have to sales nusiances no matter what.

      So. Leaving aside the fact that it's not like the government is suddenly gonna reduce taxes by the cost of a DNC list if the state DNC was abandoned...

      _We_ should spend more, just to ease _your_ job getting DNC lists that you're required to have, for 'your' no-so-sustainable high churn business model? Who, exactly, is responsible for 'your' business model? Your callees, or your employer? If it's so bad that you are being required to maintain multiple sets of redundant DNC lists, again, whose fault is that??

      And how do you expect any sympathy for your "TeH Govt is waisting teh moneys!!" argument, when it's 'your' fault the money's being spent, in any case?? Lets see... $5 for my phone blocker, or $50 to put the annoying gits out of business, 'cause No One Wants Them At It! (hint hint, nudge nudge, Wakey Wakey!!!) I'm happy to pay the $50. No one cares if you think it's poorly run; forget appealing to my ficundiary sense when you're the source of the problem. Not the government, not the callees.

      See, all the above has a common thread. You.

      Stop trying to pass the buck, recognize that you've bought into the same sleazy self-justifying, blame-the-victim doublethink of your employer, and CHOOSE to leave the job you CHOSE to take, and find something better. You'll be better for it.

      TFOAE

  39. My Tactic by iammrjvo · · Score: 2, Funny


    I always tell marketers to "hold on" and then I lie the phone down until they hang up. It usually takes about 60 seconds. I figure that if everybody would do that, then it would make the practice unprofitable and they'd stop.

    --
    Ha, ha! Nobody ever says Italy.
    1. Re:My Tactic by 3nd32 · · Score: 1

      One of my friends actually likes talking to telemarketers. She gets a call, says "Oh, hi!" Then rambles on about her life. She's talked to a couple telemarketers for hours about pretty much nothing. I prefer to attempt to sell the telemarketer something. "Would you like to buy life insurance?" "No, but I have this great deal on a computer for you, only $500!"

    2. Re:My Tactic by glimmy · · Score: 1

      A friend of mine answered a telemarketers and said she couldn't buy anything because she would be beaten; The telemarketer actually called the cops.

    3. Re:My Tactic by bpowell423 · · Score: 1

      I once set the phone down when a telemarketer called at dinner time. When I picked the phone up after finishing dinner, the telemarketer was saying "hello... hello..."

    4. Re:My Tactic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I had some woman's group calling my house for several weeks asking to speak to the woman of the house. I would always tell them no (there is no woman of the house) and don't call back. They kept on calling back every couple of days. I finally yelled into the background "I told you if your c*#% friends called here again I was going to beat you." Afterward I realized that they could call the police, but apparently they didn't and at least they stopped calling.

      I am on DNC list, but on the occasions I do get a call I just put the phone down and walk away.

  40. Not Just Businesses by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's not just businesses that are making annoying calls. About a month ago, my area had some local elections. There wasn't a day that went by the two weeks before the election day that recorded "representatives" for the candidates called me half-a-dozen times to encourage us to give said candidate my vote.

    Clearly, this did not want me to vote for any of them. I'd rather write in some absurd individual, say, Saddam. At least he didn't have to harrass people on the phone to gain his position of power.

  41. Previous business relationship termination? by Telepathetic+Man · · Score: 3, Interesting
    Okay, so how would one terminate a "business relationship" if one were to opt to do so? I mean, if a person was getting harrassed by a business that he had interacted with prior, and learned to distrust or dislike for whatever reason, would the person have to get a restraining order of some kind to get them to stop?

    Could you state to one of the harrassing business' callers that you have "terminated the business relationship" and have that be enough? How can you create a "do not cross this line", after online purschase for example?

    --
    Just because you can, does not mean you should.
    1. Re:Previous business relationship termination? by gstovall · · Score: 1

      When businesses that I have a continuing relationship with (like gas card companies) call me, I immediately tell them to put me on their own corporate DNC list, and I never hear from them again.

      I'm now down to no one calling me but the Indians that are not screening against the national DNC, and they hang up quickly when I tell them I'm on the DNC.

    2. Re:Previous business relationship termination? by DorkLogic · · Score: 1

      Simple Options- 1: You spend more time that it's worth, deal with more headache than it's worth... and finally you come to the faint and disheartening realization that you've just wasted a good deal of your time and gone through a great deal of headache just to come home to 14 new messages on your answering machine trying to sell you all manner of cruises, magazine subscriptions and scrotum stretchers. 2: You unplug your phone. Done, and Done. -D

    3. Re:Previous business relationship termination? by taustin · · Score: 2, Informative

      Tell them to put you on their internal DNC list. They are specifically required to do so, and to honor that list for several years. Prior relationship or no.

      You could also organize a protest outside their place of business, if you're feeling peckish.

  42. Simple Solution by VanWEric · · Score: 1

    Be nice to the telemarketers. They get paid based on how long you remain on the phone. Sample conversation:

    "Hi, Is mr va.. van... van....wijckikewsf??? there?"
    "Yup, talking."
    "Oh, would you be interested in..."
    "Hey, you see the Sox game last night?"
    "What?"
    "Pretty sweet. What is your favorite baseball team?"
    "Sir?"
    "Haven't heard of them - what league are they in?"
    "would you like a new credit card?"
    "Would I ever! I hear Rodriguez has one of those. You know his batting average was ### last year? I saw him 3 weeks ago at a home game."
    "I saw that game on TV - remember the bottom of the 4th?"

    And so forth. The business loses money, you get to talk to someone. We all know that us compy geeks are looking for a good conversation.

    --
    www.olin.edu
    1. Re:Simple Solution by Quiet_Desperation · · Score: 4, Funny

      I used to like the female callers. I'd immediately say they sound really cute, and ask them what they are wearing. Before joining the DNC list, I almost coaxed one into phone sex as she was incredibly bored and the last one in her office for the day. She bailed, though. :-\ Chicken.

    2. Re:Simple Solution by tomstdenis · · Score: 3, Funny

      Info to try and get out of them

      1. Age
      2. Name
      3. Sex [usually obvious]
      4. Location [ask them tough questions about the locale]

      Those are the easy ones, here are more fun ones

      5. How long and many breaks do they get
      6. Salary
      7. Benefits
      8. When their last holiday was
      9. What school they went/go to
      10. Whether they think this is a worthwhile job
      11. The name of the last person they called
      12. The name of the person next to them
      13. The first 4 digits of their phone number [home]

      and so on...

      keep a scorecard handy and see how much you can get.

      Tom

      --
      Someday, I'll have a real sig.
    3. Re:Simple Solution by VanWEric · · Score: 1

      I haven't tried that - I'll start up a competition with my sisters when I get back home.

      One game we did do for points was the last name game: Our last name is pronounced with a "ike" sound, but inevitably they pronounce it with an "ick" sound. A few times, we made them keep trying until they got it before we would hand it off.

      It is a good screen though - if you obviously don't know us, we probably don't want to talk to you. If they ask first, they probably want to talk. If they just fail flat on their face and sound depressed, it is probably because they have been failing the entire day.

      --
      www.olin.edu
    4. Re:Simple Solution by susa-no-o · · Score: 1

      You, sir, are my hero.

  43. Cell phone on DNC list by doormat · · Score: 1

    I put my cell phone and land lines on the do not call list. Even though its illegal for them to call on my cell, I still put it on there coz I dont trust those greedy bastards.

    --
    The Doormat

    If you're not outraged, then you're not paying attention.
    1. Re:Cell phone on DNC list by absinthminded64 · · Score: 1

      I have a cell phone, and no land line. I get calls on the cell phone ALL the time from marketting people. I would say that 99% of the calls that I receive on my cell phone are from them.

    2. Re:Cell phone on DNC list by Elladan · · Score: 1

      Ask them to identify themselves. If they refuse, inform them that they are in violation of the Telephone Consumer Protection Act, and are liable for a $1500 fine. Ask them again.

      Once they have identified themselves, inform them that they have called a cell phone, in violation of the TCPA, and are liable for a $1500 fine.

      If you have not placed yourself on the Do-Not-Call list, do so. If you have, inform them that furthermore they have called a number on the Do Not Call list, and are liable for an $11,000 fine.

      If the time is not between 8am and 9pm, furthermore inform them that they have once again violated the TCPA, and are liable for yet more fines.

      Hang up.

      File a complaint with the attorney general, the FCC, and the FTC. The TCPA fines are payable to you. Hey! Easy money!

  44. SPAM, Telemarketing... similar situation by cerebraldebris · · Score: 1

    I do have to say that the number of calls I receive have dropped dramatically. Not completely, but a pleasant reduction. Anyhow, I liken cold calls to spam. Even though the vast majority of us despise spam/spammers and would never purchase anything from them, there are obviously still a lot of people who do buy from spammers. Enough money is being made so that the spammers are willing to keep doing what they do. It's the same with telemarketers. Sure, MOST people hate being called by a salesperson, but apparently there are enough people out there spending money this way to make them want to keep doing it. They wouldn't be fighting it if there hadn't been a lot of people buying from them.

  45. Some Tactics of My Own by ehaggis · · Score: 1

    I still occasionally get unsolicited calls. In order to combat this invasion of my personal space, I answer in a different language or gibberish. Maybe I 'll even start spouting code at them next time.

    Every form of communication and line of site has been infected with marketing. Mail, E-Mail, TV, DVD, Billboards, Buses, Bus stops, web pages, etc... I propose a market free zone.

    --
    One ring to bind them - should probably have more fiber and less rings in their diet.
  46. It worked for me by Cro+Magnon · · Score: 1

    Before the DNC list, I got a dozen calls an evening. Now, I very rarely get calls. Just a few from businesses that I have a "relationship" with, and a few charities that I was stupid enough to donate to once.

    --
    Slow down, cowboy! It has been 4 hours since you last posted. You must wait another few hours.
  47. Just give them this number 202-456-1414 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That's the White House switchboard, btw. Reminds me how I deal with junk mail. Just open it up, take the prepaid business reply envelope out, and shove their marketing stuff back in. Drop it in the mail and they pay the postage back.

    1. Re:Just give them this number 202-456-1414 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      no no no 1 shred the stuff 2 add %metal% foil 3 mail back to them

    2. Re:Just give them this number 202-456-1414 by mfrank · · Score: 1

      Put some scrap metal in with it. Old fishing weights or something like that; lead is good because they can't (legally) just throw it away.

    3. Re:Just give them this number 202-456-1414 by Lehk228 · · Score: 1

      i read a story about a guy who was stongly pro-life getting tons of solicitation to donate to planned parenthood, so he taped the reply card to a brick and mailed it back.

      He never got another request from them.

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  48. MOD THIS UP!!! by Cro+Magnon · · Score: 1

    I was dumb enough to donate to a few charities, and I suddenly got constant calls from everyone in existence with a remotely similar cause, and several who didn't.

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  49. Same here by Quiet_Desperation · · Score: 1

    I've only had a couple phone survey calls around the last election, and I think those are excepted from the Do Not Call list. Other than that, no sales calls.

  50. National Children's Cancer Society - fundraising by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The National Children's Cancer Society has 14% of its expenses as fundraising. It gets two stars on the CharityNavigator review -- see http://www.charitynavigator.org/index.cfm/bay/sear ch.summary/orgid/4168.htm

    By contrast, the CureSearch National Childhood Cancer Foundation (four stars) spends half that amount on fundraising, yet manages a program of the same size. See http://www.charitynavigator.org/index.cfm/bay/sear ch.summary/orgid/4167.htm

  51. I don't get these people. by foxtrot · · Score: 1

    Telemarketers should LOVE do-not-call registries. It's a list of phone numbers who won't under any circumstances buy the crap you have to offer because they hate the way you're selling it. You don't have to spend any of your telesales people's time dialing these numbers.

    How the heck do they not get that it HELPS them to have DNC registries?

    1. Re:I don't get these people. by tomstdenis · · Score: 1

      Because they don't take no for an answer and they rely on the fact that you may not be interested but when it comes down to it you're not likely to just abruptly hang up on the person.

      It's the same like the beggars in european train stations peddling two euro trash newspapers or selling address books for the blind...

      They get in your face and insist you buy one...

      Fortunately I just "forget how to speak french" at the exact same moment...

      Hehehehe

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    2. Re:I don't get these people. by whoisjoe · · Score: 1

      This would be true if the telemarketers' sales tactics relied on the product/service that they're trying to sell and the value it provides.

      However, I've found that that's really not the case. Telemarketing is often all about the hard sell. They rely on the consumer's inability to say no or aversion to being perceived as rude to make a sale.

      I am not a telemarketer, but I have been suckered this way by my credit card company ("Why don't you try this savings membership for free for 30 days and cancel if you don't like it?"). I relented just to make them go away, of course forgot to cancel the service before they started charging for it, and forgot to pay the credit card bill, which of course f---ed up my credit.

      Needless to say, after that, I started making strong suggestions to telemarketers to have sex with themselves.

    3. Re:I don't get these people. by taustin · · Score: 1

      Most telemarketers get paid for how many calls they make, not necessarily (only) how many sales they make. They make more for sales, but nobody will pay any telemarketer anything to call the four people who aren't on the national DNC list.

  52. An engineered solution by StuartLaJoie · · Score: 1

    The high-tech community has an obvious similar problem, with an obvious similar fix.

    We have spam blacklists, why not do something similar for direct marketers?

    It would require a hack on existing caller-ID technology. In particular, a caller ID display that stores an updateable blacklist and blocks all calls from those numbers, before allowing a ring-through. Someone was doing something like this with "private" and "unknown" calls back in the late 90's.

    The blacklist itself could be updated via a web site, ala Spamhaus, etc. and transferred to the caller ID via cheap USB key or something similar.

    The hardest part is getting the list started, because it would require efforts by hundreds or thousands of participants adding the numbers of telemarketing firms.

    At $50-$75 per ID/blocker, it could easily take off with the gadget crowd, and once word got out, economy of scale would drop the price and increase availability.

    {This post does indeed constitute prior art and the concept is released into the public domain for the benefit of all.}

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    1. Re:An engineered solution by DorkLogic · · Score: 1

      You're a bit late with this one. It's been on infomercials for about 2 years... It's made me a mint. all hail capitalism! -D

  53. DNC list = more calls by unsinged+int · · Score: 1

    I signed up for a state do-not-call list, and the following week I had three times as many telemarketing calls as usual. The calls continued at that rate for several months, during which time I told everyone who called to take me off their list. Now it's back the rate it was at before I joined the do-not-call list. I really don't think it did anything.

    One flip side to these DNC lists is that most don't prevent calls by non-profit organizations, so the non-profits get the DNC list and start calling everyone on the list. It's an easy way for them to get phone numbers. The ones I hate most are the non-profit credit consolidation people.

    On a lighter note, the next time someone calls and asks for the lady of the house, I'm considering saying "speaking" instead of "there is none," just to see if the caller plays along or gets freaked out.

    1. Re:DNC list = more calls by joschm0 · · Score: 1
      On a lighter note, the next time someone calls and asks for the lady of the house, I'm considering saying "speaking" instead of "there is none," just to see if the caller plays along or gets freaked out.

      or say "he's not here right now" :)

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  54. My proposed solution by kaoshin · · Score: 1
    Amend federal law to match the most strict state regulation. This way, states would not require differences in laws, and all citizens could share the same level of privacy every other American is entitled to. Americans are willing to give up privacy every day to the federal government, for "national defense" reasons. Most of them are more than willing to make such sacrifices, because laws like those are at least allegedly in the interest of defending the people. I believe justice would be for the federal government to in this case choose hard working citizens over crooked companies with business models that depend on taking advantage of laws and people. Doing so would obviously have a minimal impact on legitamit business.

    Bed goes up. Bed goes down. - Homer Simpson

  55. Exposing the GOOD side of procrastination by dpilot · · Score: 1

    I never did get around to getting my name on the Do Not Call list. There was also this nagging feeling in the back of my head, "Here's a big list of vetted phone numbers. I know it's supposed to be 'Do Not Call,' but I'm sure SOMEBODY's going to get a hold of it and start calling." And to be truthful, we don't have that many problem calls. Most of our phone-spam comes from charities we may have donated to, in the past few years.

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  56. Getting back by Elshar · · Score: 1

    I think if they manage to get the do not call stuff revoked, we should start up an anti-telemarketing campaign where we get people to be as completely obnoxious and resource wasting as possible.

    And, with things like Asterisk, its probably easier than ever to do something like this. If they're going to waste our time with thier crappy calling, I think we owe it to them to waste as much of their money as possible, and make being a telemarketing droid as unpleasant as possible.

  57. Slashdot IS my morning coffee... by Yolegoman · · Score: 0

    You insensitive clod!

    1. Re:Slashdot IS my morning coffee... by PeelBoy · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Don't you think the whole "insensitive clod!" thing is a bit played out on this site? Seeing it makes me want to puke. Seriously, can we think of some new funny thing to say? "insensitive clod!" has been exploited to it's full potential.

  58. Good luck getting enforcement by Gimpson · · Score: 1

    I cut the cord several years ago and since my cell phone number has landed on some lists. I've actually found it's tougher to deal with telemarketers now that I'm cell phone only. My state Do Not Call list doesn't cover cell phones, and hell if I find the right place to report illegal calls to my cell phone.

    My state AG says that I need to contact the feds, but the federal do not call list complaint form is pretty much useless. There's nowhere you can specify that you received the call on a cell phone, and pretty much the only information they collect is the name of the telemarketer and your phone number.

    There's a particular tech rag that calls me about once a month to "verify my contact information". Each time I've asked to be removed from their list and filed complaints with the state and with the feds, but nothing has ever come of either.

    1. Re:Good luck getting enforcement by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You have to take them to small claims court. Check your local laws, as there is usually a several-hundred-to-over-a-thousand-dollar penalty per-infraction that is paid directly to the victim of the unsolicited (and illegal) calls.

      I can't provide any links (at work, and most legal websites be blocked, mon), but it's worth your while to check it out.

      Again, I'm sure this varies by-state, so be sure to check out *your* local laws.

  59. What to tell the political parties when they call by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "I am guaranteed NOT to vote for your party if you don't take me off of your call list RIGHT NOW"

  60. I Cold Call Every Single Day! It works just great! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    As someone who happens to make cold calls to drum up new business almost every single day, (I'm a stockbroker) I know the laws inside and out. Cell phones in certain states are not allowed on the Do Not Call List just as businesses are not allowed to be on it. My state just happens to have no restrictions on cold calling cell phones, so I do. I call anything that will ring.

    Cold calling is an excellent way to meet Tons people in a very short time. I call, introduce myself, qualify the prospect, (Do they have money or not), ask if they're interested in getting together and that's that. Quick concise. to the point. No Bullshit as it were. Any other method just wouldn't be as quick and easy. I could go knock doors or waste money mailing things, but a phone call is quick, free, and painless.

    Not to toot my own horn or anything but my book of business is well over 100 Million dollars in size and about 95% came from cold calling. I clear around 250K a year and again it's all stemmed from the cold call. I dont' see any other way to get huge results in a short amount of time. I can talk to 20 - 30 people an hour depending on the day and time I call. So while all of you are bitching about not wanting to be called and sold something probably don't have the money to be able to buy it in the first place. Besides, there are some of us out there that are actually bringing a solid benefit to the table. Not just do you want to buy some of this or take a survey. I at least give people that cold call my numbers the respect and a small amount of time to explain what they're after. I'm not on the DNC because I don't like it, and because I'd not want to piss off the Kosmos or something. I've never understood Karma (The not /. version) all that well.

    This link will take you to more info on the Global DNC Law restrictions and allowances etc. Consider this my two cents.

  61. oops by Sheepdot · · Score: 2, Interesting

    My dad was one of the first hundred people on the "list". He poked and chided me, saying, "Boy, I bet you Libertarians are stumped on this one, eh?" (Not Canadian, but he talks like one)

    I truly didn't have an answer for him. That is, until he started getting calls to donate for a firemans' ball in another county (where he once had a speeding ticket). Then it was a policemans' ticket raffle in our county, then there was the half dozen calls for the American Heart Association. I think it was the worst though when the CDC called on a "marketing study". Last but not least, I saw a paper survey from the US Postal service. Call it coincidence.

    Ironically, he still gets credit card calls, mostly from Puerto Rico or some other location where I suppose this doesn't apply. He told the last one he was on the do not call list, and the guy promptly took him off.

    I asked what the policeman said who called about the raffle, "We don't have a list to take you off of." That was last year.

    He got another call from the same officer last week. It's a small county/town too, so there really is no excusing it. He told me (over the phone) he was just going to buy a cell for my youngest sister and remove the phone.

    I told him he'd lose Internet, but he said the phone line would still be there, just not the phone.

    I guess drastic times call for ... well, maybe it's not so drastic, anymore.

    1. Re:oops by taustin · · Score: 1

      Perhaps things are different in small towns, but around here, police and fireman's charities tell you that they never solicit donations by telephone. That if you get a phone call soliciting donations for a police or fireman related charity, it is a scam, and should be reported to them immediately.

    2. Re:oops by Steve+B · · Score: 1
      He poked and chided me, saying, "Boy, I bet you Libertarians are stumped on this one, eh?"

      I hope you told him that Libertarians are far from "stumped" on the issue of trespassing (we're agin' it, and consider it a legitimate function of government to stop it when the trespasser won't respond to friendly persuasion).

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  62. Insightful?! More like moronic. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's pretty simple, really. Try to follow. There's a national DNC registry. Some states (Indiana, Florida, New Jersey, Wisconsin, and North Dakota, to be exact) have stricter laws. A "favorable FCC ruling," in this case, means that people in those five states will lose some protections, but still have the protections that people in the other 45 states have. The people in those other 45 states will be unaffected.

  63. Never fear! by Guppy06 · · Score: 0, Troll

    "The issue revolves around some states whose Do Not Call laws are more strict than Federal law and which prohibit telemarketers from calling anyone on a Do Not Call, regardless of an existing business relationship."

    Then there's nothing to worry about. It'll never happen with the GOP in control of both the White House and both houses of Congress, as they've always been friends to states' rights!

  64. asterisk by Dan667 · · Score: 1

    I never signed up for the DO NOT CALL list because I thought it would be a political football and I could not be certain of the out come. (like if they change the law and now all these telemarketing firms would then use the DO NOT CALL list) To that end, I set up an asterisk box.

    http://www.asterisk.org/

    And if there is no caller id, straight to voicemail without ever ringing the phone. Call me with some telemarketing BS with a caller id (or any other BS for that matter), well then you get the blacklist and it plays an obnoxious recording with no person having to answer the phone or listen to a telemarketing voicemail. Pretty sweet.

  65. Maybe it's time to call in the phreaks by British · · Score: 1

    Perhaps if laws cannot stop them(or they just overturn them), and by "them" I mean telemarketers, maybe it's time to fight fire with fire.

    If we're talking regular office lines that can take incoming calls(oviously they make outgoing calls), let's phone mob them. Let's give 'em a good cactusing. let's ask THEM if THEY want aluminum siding. Or if they want to buy a ticket to MY ball!(er, that didnt' sound right, which makes it even funnier).

  66. DNC? by j-tull · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    What's all the fuss about? What has the Democratic National Convention done to you lately?

  67. "Existing business relationship" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    The issue revolves around some states whose Do Not Call laws are more strict than Federal law and which prohibit telemarketers from calling anyone on a Do Not Call, regardless of an existing business relationship.

    But these are companies that take the phrase "existing business relationship" to levels where the case is that both parties do not agree that the relationship exists, the "Do not call" list is designed to make it clear under what circumstances there is such a relationship. Here we see just another example of telemarketers trying to move that line. I don't know why the cancer society is complaining as from what I heard charities and non-profit groups were exempt.

  68. Re:have you guns point to ban e-vote by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Those elelctrocnic voters are st0len the election severla yeasr now. they are rules the w0rld by dis deceptions. peper is cheaper and securify crackers, arnold sux juicy infected nose puss.

  69. Fed definition of Existing Business Relationship by WillAffleckUW · · Score: 1

    any firm that has ever bought or sold anything from any firm you ever did business with, had a pop-up ad get in the way of your mouse cursor, or that pretended to be a Survey or Poll.

    plus any firm that any of the following sold their lists to.

    think about it - that's virtually any business anywhere.

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  70. FireFox Under Attack by se7en11 · · Score: 1
    Anyone feel like their browser was being attacked when they went to read the article? Crazy ads flashing faster than Pee-Wee Herman at Blockbuster.

  71. UK Telemarketers call it survey... by what+about · · Score: 1

    I am in the UK do not call list. It did made a difference but some of the telemarketers try to sneak out of it by saying that it is a "survey".

    How can they immagine that one that is in a "do not call list" is willing to ansnwer some personal questions for a "survey" ?

    Yes, I know that it is a telemarketer in disguise, but it is surely one with little brain.

    1. Re:UK Telemarketers call it survey... by Pop69 · · Score: 1

      Report them to the Telephone Preference Service if they're a firm operating in the UK.

      There are fairly hefty fines for failing to check your call centre autodialer list against the TPS register and they're on a case by case basis.

      The more people who complain against these rogue companies the more it'll cost them.

    2. Re:UK Telemarketers call it survey... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Technically, the TPS doesn't cover market research calls, unless they're made with a view towards gaining permission for a follow up sales and marketing contact.

      Anyway, there've been c.72,000 complaints to the TPS, and not one prosecution. (not the DMA's fault, I've spoken to some of the TPS people, and they can't actually enforce the legislation. Blame the Information Commissioner.)

    3. Re:UK Telemarketers call it survey... by Pop69 · · Score: 1

      We had 3 complaints against our small call centre operation from people who registered in the 3 days it took for our dialler to get through the TPSd list.

      All 3 occasions we were found to have complied with the requirement to TPS the list before loading the dialler.

      After the 3rd one we started loading smaller lists into the dialler to avoid the possibility of complaints.

      I forget what my point was now, oh well.......

  72. Why is this "Your Rights Online"? by jambarama · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    What part of this call list is online?? None? So why is it filed under "Your Rights Online?

  73. It shouldn't. by mbius · · Score: 1

    It alarms me just how riled up people can become over our nation's inability to say "Thanks, but I'm really not interested, please take me off the list."

    When the person on the other end won't take no for an answer, or even give you a chance to reply, you are denied any opportunity to end the conversation politely. They know this, and you know they know it, and they know you know, in an infinite regress like some hellish Escher painting.

    Their whole spiel depends on your being polite long enough to get interested. Thanks and sorry were not designed for this situation.

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  74. Do Not Call List does not work. by elister · · Score: 1

    When I had my cell phone (which was my only phone), I never got telemarketer calling me. When I got the land line installed, about 5 months after I got it, I put my name on the Do Not Call list and suddenly, I get about 5 calls a week from all sorts of sales people. The list doesnt work.

  75. Re:Banks & Credit Card Companies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Actually, banks can *NOT* just sell your information to credit card companies. It is very difficult for banks to release *any* information about you due to the GLB requirements.

    I can not even verbally confirm that company X is a client of bank Y. It's illegal.

    They can only tranfer information to companies that have affilations with them already and have to disclose that to you as a customer.

    Yes, some banks abuse that power. Simple answer: Don't bank with them, and tell them why.

  76. Automatic call filtering by Verisign by Animats · · Score: 1
    Verisign offers do-not-call compliance servies for telemarketers. It's done through the same infrastructure Verisign uses for their wiretapping services.

    Verisign has a back door into the control network for the US phone system. Using this, they can divert, block, or intercept calls as desired. When a call is placed, Verisign's database is checked to see if it requires special handling. For telemarketing companies that use this service, Verisign checks their database to see if the destination is on the do-not-call list, and if so, blocks the call. Similarly, for wiretapping requests, the call is forwarded to a wiretapping center to be fed out to some agency over a T1 line, per CALEA standards. It's all done at the central office switch level via the SS7 network; there's no gear on customer premises at all.

  77. Turn the ringer off by Migraineman · · Score: 1

    Better solution - hook up a phone to your requisite land-line and just turn off the ringer. If Verizon (or whoever) requires the local service, then you might as well set it up to your advantage. The way I see it, I installed the phone for *my* convenience, not the convenience of anyone else. I have no qualms about being terse and hanging up on the telemarketers. They're not paying for my phone service, and they're wasting my time. G'bye. I've got the local unlimited package service on my land-line, and I use it instead of the cell to talk to "chatty" folks. The wife will spend several hours talking to her mom several states away without incurring long distance charges, nor worrying about using up all the cell minutes. There aren't any batteries on the land-line to burn down, either. The land-line has it's place, and gets used accordingly.

    1. Re:Turn the ringer off by SA+Stevens · · Score: 1

      Even better solution. Hook a modem to your not-needed telephone line and put up an old-style BBS. If you're really adventurous, set it up as a firewalled 'gateway' to your internet connection, thus turning it into a 'free ISP' dialup for whomever happens to get to it first at any time.

      Then advertise it to your friends and/or poor people you know who might like net access but can't afford it.

  78. Solution! by TheLinuxWarrior · · Score: 1

    If these do not call laws are successfully overturned, my new method of telling these phone spammers to piss off will be a portable airhorn blast into the mic.

    1. Re:Solution! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not as effective as you think.. telco equipment will compress and limit the sound.. it will just sound like a semi-loud distorted noise to them.

  79. DNC has no teeth by Drathos · · Score: 1

    The DNC is useless. I don't see why they're even complaining.. They use the list to farm numbers now.

    I have been signed up since the beginning, and I get 2-3 calls per day. Before signing up, I got 2 or 3 calls a week on a bad week. 90% of these calls are reported as 800 numbers (which I believe are false) with no names on my caller id and there is never anything (not even a recording) on the other end of the line - some are even blocking caller id, now, making impossible to file complaints. I have filed, literally, hundreds of complaints on the DNC, and nothing has been done about it. From the FTCs FAQ:

    39. What happens to my complaint?

    Do not call complaints will be entered into the FTC's Consumer Sentinel system, a secure, online database available to more than 1,000 civil and criminal law enforcement agencies. While the FTC does not resolve individual consumer problems, your complaint will help us investigate the company and could lead to law enforcement action.

    Violations get put into a database and could lead to action. Yeah, right...

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  80. Obligatory Seinfeld remark by seinfeld25 · · Score: 2, Funny

    NYTimes: Sir, are you interested in a 12-month subscription to NY Times? Seinfeld: YES!!! (and slams down the phone)

    1. Re:Obligatory Seinfeld remark by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Spamcaller: Mr. Seinfeld, how would you be interested in a 12 month subscription to NY Times? Seinfeld: I am currently busy... Spamcaller: Would you like me to call you later? Seinfeld: No, but give me your home phone number and I will get back to you as soon as possible.

  81. Re:Banks & Credit Card Companies by justforaday · · Score: 1

    They can only tranfer information to companies that have affilations with them already...

    It would seem to me that every bank has some sort of affiliation with Visa and Mastercard, among others...

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  82. But !! by jacqui1811 · · Score: 1

    "The issue revolves around some states whose Do Not Call laws are more strict than Federal law and which prohibit telemarketers from calling anyone on a Do Not Call, regardless of an existing business relationship."
    But if the person has an existing relationship with the business and has said they do not mind them calling, which is the only time they should be able to call anyway, then they will not mind being called and the business will not get into trouble.

  83. Do Not Call changed our lives...forever! by Qa32 · · Score: 1

    To be frank, I was getting a few marketing calls before I signed up my name in the list, but all that changed after my buddy decided these were a nuisance and put the no. in the Do Not Call List.

    Now we get EVEN more calls... (no kidding)

  84. Personal experience by M+trotsky · · Score: 4, Interesting
    Back in high school, I used to work as a telemarketer part-time. This was for a pretty big and well known regional company, that had a good reputation and was on the BBB http://www.bbb.org/ list.
    We were told to keep the customer on the line, interacting for as long as possible. If they were not interested, we were supposed to weasel more 'leads' out of them; meaning we asked them for the names/phone numbers of their friends that might be interested. This constitutes a business-relationship which we could exploit.

    Another business-relationship was when we'd call everyone within 20-25 miles of our recent customer. The sales pitch went like:
    Hello, this is X calling from Y. Your neighbor, Z, living at Z has recently purchased our product and since we're in the area, we're offering special discounts....
    We'd use their address and names to get their neighbors to start listening to us.

    When we got somebody that was obnoxious, or just didnt like that we disturbed them, we'd often set them up to be called back in the next few hours. Asking for a supervisor most often yields a hang-up as well. What we were supposed to do is fill out a form stating that the customer didnt want to be called back but since it takes a second to press the 'next' button and a lot longer to fill out a form, virtually nobody was taken off.

    Actually, even then I dont think it was possible to permanently remove yourself from our list - even with the form you'd get maybe a few months of respite but after a while, all these forms were just added back to our database. Although this was before the DNR, I cant imagine anything's changed.

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    1. Re:Personal experience by susa-no-o · · Score: 1

      Bravo!!! Finally, someone who knows something about telemarketing. I worked for a telemarketing company for 5 years. We never paid attention to any "do not call" list. Groups like EPIC who convince people that these lists will change anything are either extremely naive or trying to con them into donating money.

  85. Open season on telemarketers! by bpowell423 · · Score: 1

    If the telemarketers succeed in repealing the Do-Not-Call lists, then I will have NO mercy on them when they call me! I'll act like a lunatic... I'll talk about the daily news... I'll read them one of my kids story books... I'll just set the phone down and leave them with dead air. Whatever I can think of to annoy them, I'll do it. Telemarketers beware: You do not WANT to call me.

  86. Great news. it'll make the phone obsolete by gelfling · · Score: 1

    I think this is great news because it will render the phone as useless as my mailbox. My mailbox is 99% crap and 1% useful material and packages. When they start calling me I'll just stop answering the phone and eventually everyone else will to and we'll have an entire industry that uses machine to leave messages with other machines for goods and services no one ever learns about let alone buy.

    When they start spamming my cell phone, it won't matter I rarely pick up an unrecognized call anyhow.

    So let er rip telephone spammers. Please accelerate the end of the home land line phone.

  87. I miss the days before the DONOTCALL list... by dsands1 · · Score: 2, Funny

    because when the telemarketers called I'd simply say "Hold on just one second... someone's at the door. Then set the phone on the table for 5-10 minutes and eat my dinner. Pick it up and check if they're still there, "Hello, oh, sorry about that, my neighbor Bob was just out front showing me the new cam he bought for his pick-up. Are you into trucks? It's a really fun hob... Oops, hold on a sec, my son just shit his pants and I need to go grab some wipes." Put the phone back down... rinse, repeat.

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  88. It must be tough for you... by mullacc · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    To have to answer the phone and say no thanks. Geez. It may not be your preferred method - but many non-profits' fundraising efforts rely on the wide net cast by telemarketing. Not to mention all the jobs that the telemarketing industry provides to unskilled workers. And most of those jobs are above minimum wage with the potential to earn a decent living with experience.

  89. Get a cell phone by Nonillion · · Score: 1

    I used to have my answering machine play my greeting in RTTY. It certainly reduced the number of calls I got to almost 0. But since then I droped the land line service for cellular. Now I am in control once again..... for now.

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  90. Hidden phonenumber by Yaotzin · · Score: 1

    I'm not sure how it works out in the states, but here my landline number is hidden (ie, it doesn't show up on any lists, the yellow pages, etc...) so I never get any problems from telemarketers.

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    1. Re:Hidden phonenumber by Nom+du+Keyboard · · Score: 1
      but here my landline number is hidden (ie, it doesn't show up on any lists, the yellow pages, etc...) Some telemarketers just call the numbers in sequence for a given area, e.g.:

      111-0000
      111-0001
      111-0002

      You may not be as safe as you think.

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  91. I do not understand by theguyfromsaturn · · Score: 1

    This attitude of Telemarketers. They should be lobbying in FAVOUR of Do not Call Lists. What does a do not call list represent? People who DO NOT WANT to be called. People who are not likely to be influenced by your sales pitch because they find this kind of call intrusive. Do not call lists allows telemarketers to weed out the most unlikely clients from the bunch who are more amenable to that marketing strategy. By having to call less people, they need to hire less employees for the same number of sales at the end of the road. It's actually BETTER for them.

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    1. Re:I do not understand by Steve+B · · Score: 1
      This attitude of Telemarketers. They should be lobbying in FAVOUR of Do not Call Lists. What does a do not call list represent? People who DO NOT WANT to be called. People who are not likely to be influenced by your sales pitch because they find this kind of call intrusive. Do not call lists allows telemarketers to weed out the most unlikely clients from the bunch who are more amenable to that marketing strategy. By having to call less people, they need to hire less employees for the same number of sales at the end of the road. It's actually BETTER for them.

      You're overlooking the dirty little secret of telemarketing -- its ideal target is a person of diminished mental or psychological capacity (e.g. the stereotypical lonely senior citizen in the early stages of dementia).

      People who are well-equipped to make their own decisions and stick to them either want your product (in which case they'll find it themselves without being pestered) or not (in which case pestering them won't do any good). It's among people who aren't so well-situated where telemarketing actually makes a difference to the bottom line.

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  92. A "global" problem by ear1grey · · Score: 1
    From the article:
    They're back ... those pesky telemarketing calls, after nearly two years of peaceful, interruption-free dinners.

    They never went away; during that time, they were calling Europe.

    Residents in the UK, Holland, Denmark, Finland, Spain and several other countries are being targetted by telemarketers with the old "You've won a holiday" story; and their national Do Not Call registers, appear powerless to stop the calls. e.g. The UK TPS).

    To make matters worse the victims often don't have a clue about the American legal system and therefore have great difficulty in getting any money back when they realise they've not won a sausage.

    I know all this becuase

    1. they called me in the UK, and I happened to blog it and consequently...
    2. I've grown very weary of hearing from Europeans telling me they've been conned, asking me what to do and basically begging for advice that I'm not qualified to give.

    So, rather than decreasing the restrictions, if the Slashdot readership has suggestions on how we can increase them so they have international effect, then many thousands of Europeans will probably want to have your babies, or at the very least promise not to phone you at dinner time to say thanks.

  93. Screw it by EiZei · · Score: 1

    Why telemarketing can't be made totally illegal in the first place? Does anyone actually know anyone who actually wants to get phoned about their mobile phone plan or magazine subscription offers?

    I would at least prefer to have one last refuge from all the advertisement these days.

  94. About that so-called Business Relationship... by Nom+du+Keyboard · · Score: 1

    Amendment to Do Not Call Legislation: For the purposes of Do Not Call lists, a business relationship is NOT established with any second company simply because they have purchased any loan, contract, or other outstanding debt from a first company with such a relationship to the customer. A business relationship may only be established with the second company if the Customer Opts-In by returning a pre-paid, single mailing, signed postcard, or selects an opt-in option on the acquiring company's web-site using a PIN number mailed to them. Punishment for pretending otherwise is severe!

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  95. Free Speech by 1ucius · · Score: 1

    I admit I'm a 1st Amendment extremist and a bit of a black-helecopter wacko, but I've always had a trouble with DNC lists because they are not content neutral. Basically, they say it's OK to telemarket political contributions, telemarket nonprofit contributions, and telemarket beads 'n' trinkets (from nonprofits), but not legal items from individuals or corporations. I could live with these laws if they banned all telemarketing other than between 7-9:00, but not if they only ban telmarketing from politically-unfavored groups.

  96. Re:This could be VERY bad - Suing is easy by Nom+du+Keyboard · · Score: 1
    I remember seeing a story on TV about a woman who was sued by a telemarketer

    Hey, suing is easy. Doesn't mean he won. Otherwise telephone calls into any noisy environment would be targets afterwards.

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  97. I'd be in favor of the FCC taking repsonsibility by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    and over ruling all state statues as long and the take ALL the restrictions that EVERY state has and making them all FEDERAL.

    And I also would like them to restrict campaigning, at the very least requiring them to have a REAL PERSON call and not just a freaking recording, that what RADIOS advertisements are for.

  98. Go ahead, give them *your* data... by backbyter · · Score: 1

    Just remember, your phone number is 212.768.7277, or 212.790.1500. They want an email address? privacy@the-dma.org

  99. Donated materials by EvilStein · · Score: 1

    A lot of those cute calendars & other glitsy marketing material is donated. The ad agency making the stuff gets a tax write off for it because it's a donation.

  100. Good for them by nuggz · · Score: 2, Insightful

    You want to call people of that state, you buy the list, which costs more annually than the entire federal list, for what that's worth.

    Cool, not only do they make it difficult to telemarket in their state, they're probably turning a profit on those that do call in their state.
    Looks win win for the citizens to me.

    1. Re:Good for them by p_conrad · · Score: 1

      State government makes a profit? Ha ha ha. Give the state $1, it will launch a program that costs $10 a year to run.

  101. And why do marketers have.... by AviLazar · · Score: 1

    'exclusive jurisdiction over interstate telemarketing calls.'

    Excuse me, actually not really, business relationship or not - I am paying you for a service. The only thing you have a right to do is respect my privacy - especially if you want my money.


    I do computer consulting on the side (particularly web design, but other stuff). So when a telemarketer decides they need to call me - I start soliciting myself until they hangup.

    These guys just piss me off.

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  102. Very well then by Orion+Blastar · · Score: 1

    for each Telemarketer that calls, I will use an air horn hooked up to my telephone to blast the caller's eardrums who try to sell me something. After telemarketers start to go deaf, they will be fewer in numbers.

    That or I will use this device to screen calls and use the star key to tell off any telemarketer that dares try to get through. I will make a custom recording for them, telling them to take me off their calling list and cuss them out in 6 different languages. English, Spanish, Hindi, Russian, Traditional Chinese, and German.

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  103. Time to get informed. by tonyb452 · · Score: 1

    Before you go pulling out your airhorn on the next telemarketer who calls you, sign up at your local telemarketting call center and work there for just one month. You'll see that telemarketers aren't really as evil as they seem. All they are are people trying to make a living, often times in some small, nameless town where the telemarketting company actually pays the best wages because they can get away with it in Middle-of-Nowhere Ohio (mind you it's barely over minimum wage). They are supporting families, supporting their lives, not signing up because they love annoying people. You have to go a few levels up to find those kinds of people. Because in their contracts and training, if you airhorn a telemarketer and hang up and they never got a 'contact' (spoke to someone who can make decisions) they are required to call you back, and you will keep getting called back until you've been called the maximum number of times (which can be more than 10, and answering machines don't count). Telemarketers are not trying to annoy you. The calls are all computer dialed and it doesn't make a difference to that telemarketer if you hang up right away, they push three buttons and you're called back the next day. Yelling at a telemarketer does absolutely nothing either. They are trained to be sickeningly polite, but in the end, if they never got their contact, you're getting called back. If you don't want to be called, react calmly, rationally, and just ask to be removed from the list. All companies are required to maintain company Do Not Call lists (political and non-profit are exempt of course). But seriously, you're taking your anger out on the wrong people. You want to do something about getting less calls, identify yourself, react calmly, ask to be removed from the list, and hey, while you're at it, write your congressman and tell them what you'd like to see happen with telemarketing. They aren't going to kill it completely, too much money is invested in it, but if you have a good suggestion that can save us all some trouble, hey, kudos to you. This matter here has absolutely no meaning, as state Do Not Call lists are next to meaningless compared to the Federal one. Federal law makes sense for a Do Not Call list, as mentioned above, because most calls are made over state lines and State lists are often very similar to the federal list. Almost nothing will change if state regulations are placed into the same regulations as the federal list. This is a non-issue. I work for a telemarketting company, but only because there isn't much choice here in this little town. I do quality assurance, so you'll never hear me on the phone unless you have a problem, but hey, if you're going to flame me, it's tonyb452@hotmail.com Telemarketting companies only exist because big business companies pay them huge amounts of money to call you. You want to complain about telemarketting, find out who the company is behind the call (SBC, Verizon, American Express, Discover, etc, etc, etc) and call them and tell them you're unhappy. That is the way to make progress.

    1. Re:Time to get informed. by Steve+B · · Score: 1
      sign up at your local telemarketting call center and work there for just one month

      I'm not interested in selling my soul (and certainly not for the crummy pay I'd get for one month of dronework).

      they are are people trying to make a living

      So are numbers runners and crack dealers -- for whom I have more respect inasmuch as they generally confine their attentions to people who actually want to place bets or smoke crack.

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      /. If the government wants us to respect the law, it should set a better example.
    2. Re:Time to get informed. by tonyb452 · · Score: 1

      There was a time on /. where actual information rated higher than a sassy comeback. Then again, there was a time when I would have done the same thing as the above poster. Then I decided to actually use my brain for the purpose it was intended. I'm sure Steve B is sitting at home thinking he's quite clever, but he's probably also sitting at home with his air horn wondering why the damn telemarketers keep calling him. Why don't they get the idea and give up? Oh wait, maybe there was something about that in that post I flamed. Man I got him good. Damn telemarketer should die. Steve....come up here and make it happen. Everyone complains about the weather, well here's your chance to get something done. Or you can just sit at home and enjoy me calling you during dinner. Oh, and yes, the telemarketers do know that every hour after 5 pm is dinner time, regardless of whether you are actually eating or not. Enjoy.

  104. it's much better to use... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    CASH. Phone numbers are normally requested ONLY if you buy with a credit card. That's why one should use cash as much as possible, no tracking! :)

    Additionally, one can ALWAYS refuse. Most store clerks look at you quizically for a second and then move on to taking your cash and bagging your item.

  105. Calls from USA to UK by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I received a phone call from a marketing company in Miami, Florida the other day. I live in the UK. I just called the bloke a cunt and hung up. You stupid chiefs! Does it say "Every morning is a Smirnoff morning." on the bottom right corner of your page too?

  106. Why female? by phorm · · Score: 1

    Somehow I think it would be even more amusing with male callers... so long as they don't show interest back anyhow

    1. Re:Why female? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've done tried both methods before...and it was a disturbing experience....lol.

    2. Re:Why female? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >>> I used to like the female callers. I'd immediately say they sound really cute, and ask them what they are wearing. Before joining the DNC list, I almost coaxed one into phone sex as she was incredibly bored and the last one in her office for the day. She bailed, though. :-\ Chicken.

      >> Somehow I think it would be even more amusing with male callers... so long as they don't show interest back anyhow

      > I've done tried both methods before...and it was a disturbing experience....lol.

      You know of course that it isn't an anonymous party-line situation, they (in principle) have your phone number and you don't have their's and often phone conversations are recorded for training purpose (e.g., training people to laugh at Christmas parties)... Perhaps it's just disturbing to me that people wouldn't think about this factoid... ;^)

  107. I need more sleep by flimflam · · Score: 1

    dick pills

    I read this as "dill pickles".

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  108. So what? by MorePower · · Score: 1

    This is exactly what I do. I pay $10/month for the cheapest possible local phone service (no long distance) and don't plug a phone into it. I just think of the $10 as part of my DSL bill.

  109. Baby/bathwater by jfengel · · Score: 1

    Telephones really are interstate commerce. Would you really want to have to bitch at Oregon from your home in Missouri if you were getting called from there?

    I share your skepticism about the federal government's abilities, but since we move freely from state to state, and call freely from state to state, it really does seem that some things are far more simply handled by one body rather than 50 separate ones.

    Or perhaps you'd prefer 3,000 separate county bodies? If local control is necessarily better, what makes states so fabulous?

    No, the federal government doesn't handle all things well. Hell, it doesn't handle anything well, really. But I don't see that implying that the separate states can do it better when it's a nationwide problem.

  110. What my dad does... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Most of the telemarketers won't let you get a word in edgewise. He gets them started on their spiel, and just puts the phone down (not hung up, laid on the table gently).

    He'll then pick it up every ten minutes or so to se if the telemarketer is still talking, and only hang up after he's wasted their time and money.

    Myself, I don't have a landline phone, so telemarketers don't bother me.

  111. Foolishness of using DNC exemptions by TimMann · · Score: 1

    It's fairly foolish for companies that are techinically exempt from DNC lists to go ahead and make telemarketing calls to people who are on a list. I (and I'm sure most others) put myself on the list because I don't want telemarketers to call me, period. It wasn't my idea to exempt some random selection of industries; if it were my choice, those industries wouldn't be allowed to call and bug me either. I also don't want companies to make fresh sales calls to me just because I've bought something from them in the past.

    So calling someone on the list is counterproductive; it will get you nothing but ill-will. A smart company would respect the DNC list even if they're in an industry that's exempt. Smart companies also should be sparing about making dinnertime sales calls to existing customers who are on the DNC list, lest they drive them away.

  112. Hey!!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I am a telemarketer you insensitive clods!

    1. Re:Hey!!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Good, now go out to the freeway and walk in front of a big rig, please.

  113. Democracy inaction by mc900ftjesus · · Score: 1

    You'd think that millions "voting" not to be bothered would make a difference, but apparently businesses know better than we do. Do these idiots realize that they're just going to spend more money calling people that will hang up?

    We can just file a class action lawsuit for harrasment if they start calling again. Any lawyers want this case? Seriously, if I say "Don't call" and they call that's harrasment right? I'd go to jail or get fined if someone told me not to call and I did anyway. Exactly how are telefucketers above the law?

    Can anyone explain how this is legal? I'm stupified.

  114. Do you feel pity for Nigerian scammers, too? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful
    Following that line of thought; do you feel pity for Nigerian scammers being ridiculed on public web pages, too?

    I don't consider telemarketing a legitimate business, even though it is legal. Therefore I applaud making telemarketers feel unwanted, despised and hated. Because they are!

  115. I am in favour of scrapping the Do Not Call list. by Fuji+Kitakyusho · · Score: 1

    The entire do-not-call registry should be scrapped and replaced with a DO-call registry - making the process opt-in instead of opt-out. Such a system would eliminate questionable "existing business relationship" determination, and place the control of telemarketing back where it belongs.

  116. Y'all need to READ the ARTICLE by CatOne · · Score: 1

    This has NOTHING to do with the Do Not Call list!

    The Do Not Call list is a federal list. It is not under attack, or at least, the details of the article don't discuss it.

    What is discussed is STRICTER state laws in 5 specific states. These are completely separate laws, and are outside the scope of the DNC list.

    The federal list is not under attack at all. I'm not in an affected state, so this doesn't affect me (or those of you outside the 5 specific states) in any way whatsoever.

    Now it could be that this is the first step in a slippery slope of attacks, but nowhere in the article is that mentioned. You can put your tin foil hats back in the drawer, for now.

  117. Bless the UK by reclusivemonkey · · Score: 1

    1. BT has recently launched free caller ID.

    2. AFAIK, it is illegal for a UK bank to give out any customers details (except to the police I imagine, and the government of course).

    1. Re:Bless the UK by Vegeta99 · · Score: 1

      I dunno about over the pond, but over here caller ID is useless as defense against them anyway. IT;s either private, Unavailable, or show's a number with no name.

    2. Re:Bless the UK by reclusivemonkey · · Score: 1

      LOL I guess that's where my name comes in; if you're not in my phone address book, I don't want to talk to you!

  118. AMERICANS NEED THIS LIST, DO NOT GET RID OF IT by i_ate_god · · Score: 1

    Americans desperately need this do not call list, not so much for the convience, but for their OWN PROTECTION.

    When I was younger, I used to do a lot of telemarketing. 90% of all telemarketing companies in Canada sell to the US and there is a VERY GOOD REASON FOR IT. Americans are naive.

    Mod this as a troll, flame me, I don't care. 3 years of selling the DUMBEST THINGS to americans have taught me something.

    The thing I sold the most of were packages that contained a list of banks that could potentially offer a low interest rate credit card to the person I was selling the list to. The package was always priced between $350 and $450. No one was pre approved. It was just a list of 10 banks. It was up to the "customer" to buy it. There were at least 100 companies across Canada selling this to americans. None of these companies sold this "product" to anywhere else in the world, other than america.

    I dialed 1000 numbers a week. 75% of the numbers had no one picking up. That means I spoke to 250 people. Out of those 250 people, I was averaging 15 sales a week.

    Thats a lot, for a grossly over priced list of 10 non pre approved banks. Of course, it was completely legitimate, and I was making $2500/wk at the age of 16.

    15 sales a week? pfft nothing right? Try at least 50,000 kids who can't speak french in Montreal looking for jobs that only require english. Now we're looking at 750,000 sales a week. This is why America absolutely needs the strictest possible do not call programme. It's for their own good, and damn anyone who disagrees.

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  119. Happy Dude by sbillard · · Score: 1

    "Awww would you listen to the gibberish they've got you saying. It's sad and alarming. You were meant to alert school children about snow days and such. Ah well. Let's get you home to Frinky. I wonder if your wheels still work."

  120. Business Relationship In a Pig's Eye by CristalShandaLear · · Score: 2, Interesting

    The issue revolves around some states whose Do Not Call ... prohibit telemarketers from calling anyone on a Do Not Call, regardless of an existing business relationship.

    I actually wandered into your store (online or otherwise) and bought something. You call it a business relationship. I call it a purchase.

    DO NOT CALL ME at me home because I bought cheetos from you. DO NOT START SPAMMING me left and right because I bought something from your online store AND for heaven's sake don't start sending junk mailto my house! And what's worse, don't give my name to all YOUR FRIENDS (people who paid for you to give up my info) and have them start calling me, spamming me, and sending me crap!

    You are not my business partner just because I bought something from you once or twice and you certainly aren't entitled to anything from me but fair payment for what I bought.

    If I want to buy something else from you, I'll find you or one of your "friends". Otherwise, LEAVE ME ALONE.

  121. DO NOT CALL, or "Let me call you back..." by quarkscat · · Score: 1

    I never watched so much TV to see "Jerry Seinfeld" before it went into syndication, but there was one program that I did see that really made an impression.

    When receiving an unwanted call from a telemarketer, ask for their name and home number to call them back when it's more convenient (preferably at their most inopportune time.)

    Paying a little extra (extortion?) to the local phone monopoly in order to have an unlisted number also seems to help somewhat.

  122. Speaking of played out... by JustADude · · Score: 2, Funny

    Well, you must be new here.

    1. Re:Speaking of played out... by mnemonix · · Score: 1

      i AM an insensitive clod you insensitive clod !

  123. NO, DNC should be expanded to DNB by swschrad · · Score: 1

    as in Do Not Breathe. weasels call we don't want to hear from, a Fed comes out and ties a bag over their head.

    no appeals.

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  124. I have a do not call response by mrnukem · · Score: 1

    I take one of those really loud marine air horns and blast it into the phone when they call..My kids think it's funny and they always know when dad gets a call he does not like.

    No joke this is what I do. Bored, middle aged, cranky white guy who just wants to be left alone at night.

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  125. In the immortal words of Benjamin Franklin... by X86Daddy · · Score: 1

    "Fuck those mother fuckers."

  126. A different way... by dkf · · Score: 1

    What I'd like is a way to make my landline cost any corporate body (including non-profits of all descriptions) $1-per-minute to call, with the money coming to me. If the telemarketers have to pay me to listen, I might not get quite so cross at them.

    "I don't want to buy insurance from you at the moment, but do tell me more about it anyway. I feel a slight twinge of doubt coming and going, so perhaps a good long pitch ($50 worth, perhaps) will change my mind..." [some time passes] "No, I think I'll just ring off now as I want to get that pizza you've just paid for with this call. Thanks anyway, and rest assured that I value your subsidizing my pizza habit so feel free to call again!"

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  127. Keep unused landlines unplugged or use cell phone. by iamcf13 · · Score: 1

    That stops ALL telemarketing.

    (Telemarketing cell phone users is ILLEGAL in the USA.)

    As Hicks(?) said in Aliens: "It's the only way to be sure."

  128. heh by SamSim · · Score: 1

    Well, I can see why you wouldn't want to waste any precious mime time. :D

  129. I wonder..Dial-a-business. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Actually here's a question. Do businesses go through the same hell with telemarketers that everyday joes do?

  130. Re:I wonder..- my experience just now with indiana by arbitraryaardvark · · Score: 1

    Well, the part of do not call that I didn't understand, here in indiana, one of the 5 states in question, is that they aren't just bloacking telemarketers; they are also blocking people who I want calling me, people with whom I have an existing business relationship, like, say, my bank.

    So I wanted off. Went to the AG's home page, no way to do it online. i.e. their page is broken.
    So I called the number, 1-888-834-9969.
    After waiting on hold for a human, I asked to be taken off the list. The guy asked a bunch of personal questions, entered some data, and said "ok, now you're on the list." I explained that I had called to get OFF the list, and asked to speak to a supervisor. Long waiting on hold.
    Woman comes on, asks a bunch of personal questions, says "ok, now you're on the list."
    I explained that I had called to get OFF the list, and had asked to speak to a supervisor. Long waiting on hold.
    A guy who calls himself Bo Barnhouse comes on.
    Says he can't take me off the list. Says he is an employee of the Attorney General, but has no supervisor and never reports to any one. Won't give out the address of where he is, other than in bloomington. Long periods on hold.
    Gives me a number for the AG's office, 1-800-382-5516, and admits no one's answering that phone right now. Refuses to give any useful info or figure out how to get off the list.

    My current position is now that the FTA -should- pre-empt Indiana's broken system, if it has been authorized to do so by congress. My next step will be to look up and try to figure out if "Bo Barnhouse" is a real person -often in talking to telemarketer types I've been given fake names.
    Everyone I spoke to there was polite and courteous, just didn't care that their system is broken, and weren't willing to forward my concerns to anyone who might give a damn.
    A stem that blocks too many calls is as useless as an over-eager spam filter. If I didn't want any calls, I could just unplug my phone.

  131. Do not call! by Oshkoshjohn · · Score: 1

    Now I understand why my land-line has got to go! The only thing it does now is receive forwarded calls I miss on the cell phone, and that isn't really worth twenty dollars per month.

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  132. HEre's my comment to the FCC by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    During the comment period when the national DNC was proposed - I stated that there should not be any loopholes or exemptions allowed. If there hadn't been any - then we wouldn't be going thru this bullshit now...

    Here's the comment I sent to the FCC, have you sent in yours yet?

    Dear Commissioners:

    I write to you today because I:

    1) Support strong state-level protections against telemarketing if they surpass the protections provided by the Federal DNC. To be crystal clear, if they're better than what the Federal law provides - I want those stronger, better laws enforced. The Federal law should be the MINIMUM standard.

    2) Don't want ANY pre-recorded messages or telemarketing, even from your own bank or companies with which you do business ever.

    3) Believe that you should fix the "established business relationship" loophole so that businesses can't telemarket individuals unless they first give clear notice of the intent to telemarket, and gain verifiable, affirmative consent of the customer. Moreover, stipulate that they must gain verifiable, affirmative consent of the customer via regular first class mail, and that they must provide a business reply envelope for an affirmative response. All responses should be required to remain on file for 10 years in their paper form. Each violation should result in an immediate $50,000.00 fine - no exceptions.

    4) Respectfully demand that the FCC protect the privacy and sanctity of the American household by denyning the petitions filed in the following docket numbers: CG Docket No. 02-278, DA 05-1346, DA 05-1347, DA 04-3185, DA 04-3187, DA 04-3835, DA 04-3836, DA 04-3837, and DA 05-342.

    5) Believe that you should remove ALL exemptions and stipulate that anyone on the National DNC List can not be called by anyone whether they are telemarketer, politician, surveyor, etc. unless they have affirmative consent by the telephone subscriber or their authorized lawful agent to do otherwise; such affirmative consent may be revoked by the telephone subscriber or their authorized lawful agent at any time, and all calls must stop as of the day following the date of receipt of the revocation as determined by a certified mailing via USPS, return receipt requested, and that if the entity having such authorization revoked refuses the notice and/or refuses to sign the return receipt, that the notification shall remain in full force and effect as if it had not been refused and/or signed.

    In essence - if I'm on the National DNC - that means I'm 100% not interested in hearing from anyone I don't know - whether I have some strong or tenuous "business relationship" or not.

    6) Believe the right to be let alone is well-settled law that has been heard numerous times by the US Sup. Ct. in a broad spectrum of matters, including, but not limited to those dealing with marketing via the USPS. Refer to my original comment regarding the implementation of the National DNC under the same email address for a supporting and relevant US Sup. Ct. case citation.

    For the FCC to allow some persons or entities to contact me against my express wishes is tantamount to legalizing a form of trespass and violating the ancient tradition that one's home is a castle which not even the King may breech without permission. In the instant case, I've put out an electronic NO TRESPASSING notice, and I demand that it be adhered to 100% at all times. The fact that I may miss out on some message which someone considers to be important is my decision - I made it, I've made it clearly available to them, and it doesn't violate their right to speech - they can still speak, I just can not be compelled to listen nor should I be.

    The National DNC and the State DNC's are not vague or unconstitional - limitations on "commercial" speech are well-settled law, and the Petitioners are not being denied their rights to speech or due process. Indeed, they know PRECISELY what they must do - NOT CALL A PARTICULAR PHONE NUMBER ON A LIST THAT IS EASILY AVAILABLE

  133. Hardware Solution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This one's easy. Just create a whitelist and code it into a custom caller id. Then, only approved people would make your phone ring. All others would be immediately disconnected.

    1) create whitelist
    2) create custom caller id
    3) ???
    4) PROFIT!!!

  134. Your own fault by /dev/trash · · Score: 1

    if you give the Cheetos guy your phone number, expect him to call.

    +++
    I once was a great hacker.

  135. Charities Use Professional Telemarketing Agencies by GnuTzu · · Score: 1

    I must go on record.

    When you receive call for a non-profit organization, the person who is calling is not -- I REPEAT NOT -- a volunteer. That person is a professional telemarketer working for a FOR-PROFIT telemarketing agency. And they are every bit as unscrupulous as any other telemarketer.

    They SWITCH their organizations around so that they can claim that you've never requested to be on "THEIR" do-not-call list.

    These people cheapen any organization that they work for. Their sleaziness alters my entire sense of humanity.

    The entire advertising industry is a world of delusions. They even use their delusions to sell thier delusions until all of the advertising industry operates under the delusion that there is, somehow, more to be gained by further saturating a market that is already faced by intense consumer anger and a deep hatred of the current advertising and marketing environment.

    These people deserve to be severely punished. They trample our lives with their cheap dishonest trash. Their punishment may as well come in the form of -- DARE I SAY IT -- REGULATION -- SEVERE HARSH INDUSTRY CRUSHING REGULATION.

    There; I feel so much better getting that off my chest... for now.

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  136. A thought!! by Genjurosan · · Score: 1

    So if someone calls me on my vonage phone line, can I have them arrested for unauthorized access to a network?

    Since they just arrested that guy for WarDriving and charged him with that, and since my phone is vonage.. I think I should try it!