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  1. Re:Give the People what they want on Challenging Music Downloading Myths · · Score: 1
    It's called the iTunes music store. D/L the tracks you want and burn them to a CD. Done. Why wait to have the mouth breather at a "big store" do it?

    Another thing I found useful was to find artists who can generate more than one good song per album. ;-)

  2. Re:Good!!! on USA to Pass Science Crown to China · · Score: 1

    Actually, by "this dump" I meant California. ;-)

  3. Re:Dunno... on Fun and Informative Way to Introduce Open Source? · · Score: 1
    Who the fuck cares? It was a depressed penguin character. Those things have become generic insults. Don't take it so seriously.

    I knew the stuffed shirt, defenders of the universe, modder downers would come out from under their rocks when this post hit 5.

  4. Re:Beauty vs brains on USA to Pass Science Crown to China · · Score: 1

    No. It's rational. It's basic survival instinct.

  5. Re:Canada: Do they have indoor humor? on Microsoft and Google Fighting for the Skies · · Score: 1

    Look, I was straining for examples... ;-)

  6. Dunno... on Fun and Informative Way to Introduce Open Source? · · Score: 2, Funny
    This has a whole "Fisher-Price/Romper Room" stink about it.

    Our Host: Hey, kids! I'm Open Source Bob! Today we're going to have informative fun with the wonder of open source.

    Children: (dead silence)

    OSB: And here to help me is my sidekick, Tickle-Me-Tux, the Linux penguin! Say hello to the children, Tux!

    Tickle-Me-Tux: (takes a draw from cigarette) Hey, kids.

    C: (tepid cheers and puzzled looks.)

    OSB: Where shall we begin today, Tux?

    TMT: (stares at OH while grinding out cig under foot) Look, kids, it's all a lie. Open source is a fun thing, but when you need to get things done in the real word and in mass numbers, just buy a fucking Winblows box and be done with it.

    C: (uncomfortable giggles and a few sobs)

    OSB: Um. Yeah. Well. Tux. You did get the updated script?

    TMT: Script my fuzzy black and white ass. Hey kids, any chance this is a reform school? Any of you got a shiv? How about a nice sharp protractor?

    OSB: Tux!

    TMT: For fuck's sake, I can't go on living this lie, like some sort of craven icon of hope and desperation for the geek set. Hey, you. Fat kid. Would you fall on me? All I want now is the cold, silent, endless sleep of death.

    OSB: That does it, Tux. It's back to the hot box for you. For a month. And you can forget those conjugal visits from Gadget Mouse.

    (OSB grabs Tux and storms from the room)

    TMT: Like I can get it up anymore, you fucking ballsucking cockgobbler. Hey, you in the back, toss me that drain cleaner. Hurry! Dammit! Augh! Someone fucking kill me!

    C: (open bawling from the kids who haven't fled screaming)

  7. Canada: Do they have indoor humor? on Microsoft and Google Fighting for the Skies · · Score: 1
    Geez. I *said* I was teasing. I wuv Canada. I dig Second City comedy and I'm still a Rush fan and I don't completely hate Peter Jennings.

    No sense of humor. Typical Canadian barbarian. :)

    Tee hee.

  8. Re:Good!!! on USA to Pass Science Crown to China · · Score: 1
    Heh heh.

    Your monitor would burn out. ;-)

  9. Re:Canada? on Microsoft and Google Fighting for the Skies · · Score: 2, Informative
    Original quote: "The mass of men lead lives of quiet desperation."

    From Walden, by Henry David Thoreau, AMERICAN!

    :-P ;-)

  10. Good!!! on USA to Pass Science Crown to China · · Score: 5, Insightful
    All those decades of a culture where intelligence is derided and ridiculed, and vacuous beauty or the ability to do things with a ball are hailed as things to be blindly worshipped are finally coming home to roost.

    The endless raging river of media vomited images of the intelligent person being something that should be made fun of and looked down upon, washing over generation after generation of ill-educated and hyperactive minds, worming its way into every single crevice of the collective coma is appearing as a giant sinkhole after eroding away all support beneath the surface.

    And you think this news will stop the stupidization of this society? Dream on. 99% of the population will never even become aware of it. They'll be blithering about red states and blue states and angels and demons and what whore Justin Dumbass Timberlake is fucking this week.

    Harsh attitude? Tough shit. I have met parents who were bothered when their children did *too* *well* in school, lest they be considered "brainiacs" or "geeks". People aren't remotely harsh enough on these sorts of memes.

    I was tapped out of tolerance on this front years ago. I'm on my way to retire in my early 50's, and then I'm outta this dump. Sit an wallow in your celebrity gossip, sports teams composed of sociopaths who are forgiven every crime by their followers and your endless wasteland of (pseudo)reality television and basing scientific legislation on ancient fairy tales.

  11. WAY out of date on Microsoft and Google Fighting for the Skies · · Score: 5, Funny
    OK, I can forgive if the some of the stuff is a little out of date, but this is just ridiculous.

    MS Virtual Earth zoomed all the way out

  12. Canada? on Microsoft and Google Fighting for the Skies · · Score: 5, Funny
    Yeah, but that's Canada, man. Do they even need maps? I mean... is there anything *to* map? Other than moose migration vectors, barren tundric wastelands, scattered impact crater remnants and the Molson brewing plant, what the hell else is there worth getting a map to?

    Hey, I'm teasing! Calm down!

  13. Re:Down boy, Down! on Apple Campus Missing From MSN Earth · · Score: 1

    Look at the right side, though, of where the Apple campus should be. Looks like a crude cut and paste job to me.

  14. Re: and you wonder why.... on Cell Phones Predict the Future · · Score: 1
    now take your $480/year savings and buy something nice for the wife.

    Or buy a wife. :)

  15. Sorry, but B.F.D. on Cell Phones Predict the Future · · Score: 1

    So they plotted the daily routine of a few people. No big news to theives or assassins who have been doing this since the year dot.

  16. How about Microsoft Panorama? on Windows Vista Faces Lawsuits · · Score: 3, Funny
    Or just give it a fucking number already. Apple uses silly kitty names, but underneath it is a number. 10.4 or something.

    Or enforce some truth in advertising laws.

    Make them call it Microsoft Bloated Buggy Pile Of Evil And Mind Crushing Pig Shit That Makes Baby Jesus Cry

    Sorry. Had to get that off my chest. Just mod me down. Thank you and good night.

  17. It works great on World's Largest Telescope Begins Production · · Score: 1

    They can peer into the bedroom windows of sexy coeds from THOUSANDS of miles away.

  18. Fair is fair on Congressman Seeks Scientists' Personal Data · · Score: 3, Informative
    I could give a damn either way if global warming is happeneing and at what level. I root for the ELE asteroid, after all.

    But all that was really asked for was the financing of the research. See Skippy's post for details. Whenever someone claims there is no warming, or no human caused warming, there's always questions by the other side about who funded the research.

    So now we have someone asking who funded the research that said warming is happening. Is this so unfair? Full disclosure of funding for ANY research should be mandatory.

    Along with that, the research itself should receive the most scrutiny. Too often research is dismissed because of the funding source. Well, maybe, just maybe, someone funds research because they are actually right, and wish to prove a point before vast policy decisions get made based on myth and lies.

    In the end, the problem is too much politics and ideology in the sciences.

    On the other hand, according to a friend in Texas, Barton is a bit of a tube steak.

  19. Re:well... on FCC Proposes Abolishing Morse Code Requirement · · Score: 1

    In my experience, it *seemed* like an obstacle, and I knew people who veered away from getting a license because of it. I told them getting to 5 WPM was pretty easy, and no harder than learning a programming language, but, well...

  20. Fun fact on FCC Proposes Abolishing Morse Code Requirement · · Score: 3, Informative
    Morse code was an early example of electronic data compression. There's a reason the most common letter ("e") is represented by just a single dot.

    I think it might get more people into the hobby to get rid of the requirement. It's not hard to learn Morse code, but it does present a *seemingly* daunting task to anyone who gets an interest in amateur radio. Not mention you can automate both the transmission and reception of it.

  21. It's safe and confidential treatment on FDA OKs Brain Pacemaker for Depression · · Score: 2, Funny

    Because what happens in vagus stays in vagus.

  22. Re:Happy Hat is real? on FDA OKs Brain Pacemaker for Depression · · Score: 1
    You sick little monkey!

    Ah, good times. :)

  23. Yes! on FDA OKs Brain Pacemaker for Depression · · Score: 1

    I'll take a dozen, please!

  24. Re:they do have a point on Do Not Call List Under Attack · · Score: 1
    Although I have little sympathy for pesky telemarketers they do have a point. It is a burden to have to deal with 50 different state laws.

    Oh, the poor things!

    And here's the solution for the pwecious wittle babies: GET THE FUCK OUT OF SUCH AN OBNOXIOUS BUSINESS.

  25. Same here on Do Not Call List Under Attack · · Score: 1

    I've only had a couple phone survey calls around the last election, and I think those are excepted from the Do Not Call list. Other than that, no sales calls.