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  1. Called it! on California Moving Forward With Big-Screen TV Power Restrictions · · Score: 1
  2. Classic Advertising on Toyota Claims Woman "Opted In" To Faux Email Stalking · · Score: 1

    They should written about the "Oh, What a Feeling" he'll have when the so-called stalker doesn't have to run from the law anymore.

  3. Throwable? That's easy. on Marine Corps Wants a Throwable Robot · · Score: 4, Funny

    All robots are throwable. The key is, you have to find the one that handles the landings better than the rest.

  4. Like Orson Welles said... on New Class of Galaxy Discovered · · Score: 1

    We have a universe filled with Green Pea-ness.

  5. Re:Dave what are you doing..... on Hubble Photographs Jupiter's New "Scar" · · Score: 3, Funny

    My god, it's full of scars!

  6. 10 Modern Plagues? on Company Denies Its Robots Feed On the Dead · · Score: 1

    They're are the locusts, eating our crops.

  7. Re:Bell curve??? on California's Revised Pay-As-You-Drive Insurance Draws Continued Objections · · Score: 2, Informative

    I do believe that is the etymology of the phrase "Sunday Driver." There were usually less cars on the roads on Sundays so those people drove as if there was no one else on the road with them.

  8. What kind of injections? (Rim shot) on HIV/AIDS Vaccine To Begin Phase I Human Trials · · Score: 1

    A vaccine is usually a weaker version of the original virus, right? If HIV is spread sexually, does the vaccine spread sexually as well? This really puts a wrench into sex education.

  9. Singing fish on Japanese Creating "Super Tuna" · · Score: 1

    Will they demand the return of their fallen brethren who have already been processed into fast food?

  10. New tag required on Beamed Space Solar Power Plant To Open In 2016? · · Score: 1

    Wormstrom!

  11. Embargo! on Cows That Burp Less Methane to Be Bred · · Score: 1

    Without methane, who will run Bartertown?

  12. And not one Arthur Dent reference? on US Plans To Bulldoze 50 Shrinking Cities · · Score: 1

    For shame, Slashdotters! For shame!

  13. Re:Domain name not important? on Buying a Domain From a Cybersquatter · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Anyone who uses Google when they already know what website they want to go to deserves a boot to the head.

  14. GOBBLES! on Dinosaur Posture Still Wrong, Says Study · · Score: 1

    They all walked around like Gobbles the Turkey?

  15. Instant Results on Polaroid Lovers Try To Revive Its Instant Film · · Score: 1

    A lot of pro wrestlers and other athletes make extra money selling photos with their fans for $5 dollars a pop. A Polaroid allows the fan to have the results in their hand right away.

    Since it spits the photo out right away, the line keeps moving, more money exchanges hands, and that's what drives the economy, right? If you have to wait for a print out or an e-mail, it slows down the works.

    1) Polaroid
    2) ???? (Chemical Process)
    3) PROFIT!

  16. New advertising slogan on Cola Consumption Can Lead To Muscle Problems · · Score: 1

    "I'll give you my ice-cold refreshing Coca-Cola when you take it from my cold, dead hands."

  17. Same album repeatedly on Why Programming Rituals Work · · Score: 1

    I spent a good year of college programming only listening to X-Cops: You Have The Right To Remain Silent and Bloody Kisses.

    Maybe it just replaced distracting noises with familiarity instead?

  18. That's easy on Hacking Our Five Senses and Building New Ones · · Score: 5, Funny

    Smission. I wouldn't want to use taste to compensate for vision. Have you licked a Buick lately? Not as sweet as they were in the 50s.

  19. Top NY Court says Opposite! on Warrantless GPS Tracking Is Legal, Says WI Court · · Score: 1
  20. Embedded on Court Sets Rules For RIAA Hard Drive Inspection · · Score: 1

    From now on, all of my MP3s will be embedded into PDFs.

  21. Go UAlbany! on Appeals Court Stays RIAA Subpoena Vs. Students · · Score: 1
    This has been a big week for my alma mater:
  22. Octomom on Louisiana Rep. Preps State Bill Banning Human-Animal Hybrids · · Score: 1

    Gives it a whole new meaning. Well, not that new.

  23. Re:Let cows make our babies on Louisiana Rep. Preps State Bill Banning Human-Animal Hybrids · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I am not a female, but I seem to notice that women do seem to be pretty able to handle their workforce chores quite well during the gestation period. It's the time they need after the little squirt comes out that makes them need to take a few extra days off.

  24. Box Trapper on The Ecological Impact of Spam · · Score: 1

    I have a box trapper on my webhosting account. Any non-white listed sender has to respond to an automated email. Am I helping by blocking spam, or am I hindering by sending additional e-mails?

  25. A poem on Alaska's Mt. Redoubt Has Erupted · · Score: 4, Funny

    Mount Redoubt has blown its spout. Throwing ash and soot about.