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Marine Corps Wants a Throwable Robot

coondoggie writes "The US Marine Corps has a request — build and rapidly deploy more 10lb-or-under robots its personnel can throw into dangerous situations that can quickly gather information without endangering Marines. The throwable robot is part of a family of robots that would range from the 10lb version to one that would act as a central controlling device and weigh close to 300lbs. Marine commanders are demanding ever lighter robots so that troops don't have to offload critical equipment from their rucksacks to accommodate them."

270 comments

  1. They should send in a giant robotic dog by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... that looks and sounds like something out of a goddamn Stephen King novel. If you had a whole regiment or whatever of these things, you could do all the reconnaissance you wanted and nobody would say 'boo' to you.

    1. Re:They should send in a giant robotic dog by interkin3tic · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Actually sounds more like those spider robots from "Minority report."

      Although it doesn't sound like they really want a "robot," they just want something they can throw into a room and see what's in there. Just put a durable webcam in a clear hampster ball. Or if you do need it to move around after thrown, put the webcam on a small RC car.

      Marines: I expect a good chunk of your R&D budget for this design.

    2. Re:They should send in a giant robotic dog by c6gunner · · Score: 2, Funny

      Just put a durable webcam in a clear hampster ball.

      Obligatory XKCD link.

    3. Re:They should send in a giant robotic dog by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They want it to move around after being throw, yes. That way you can explore a bit if you couldn't tell which window you wanted to throw it through, or you wanted to throw it into a room that isn't full of bad guys who don't want cameras coming in through the windows

      The trouble with your RC car design is simple: What if it lands upside down? You need something that can either stabilize itself after getting thrown through a window, or you need something that works regardless of which way it lands.

      By the way, the "webcam inside a hamster ball" trick has already been done, IIRC, but I do't know how much use it's seen.

    4. Re:They should send in a giant robotic dog by Brian+Gordon · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Actually sounds more like a hand grenade.

    5. Re:They should send in a giant robotic dog by d'fim · · Score: 1

      Interesting point.
      As my Drill Instructors used to say: "if you can see the grenade, the grenade can see you."
      Now, getting the grenade to send streaming video back to the Marine who threw it, that's the hard part.

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    6. Re:They should send in a giant robotic dog by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      A visual display could be distracting in a live fire situation. Perhaps some sort of loud, auditory signal...

    7. Re:They should send in a giant robotic dog by Jared555 · · Score: 1

      Unless you want it to be able to go up/down stairs, etc. and then you need a more expensive device.... One person will say 'spend a few million and I will create a device that can climb stairs' the other will suggest a camera attached to a small remote control helicopter.

      The government will choose the most expensive option.

    8. Re:They should send in a giant robotic dog by Brian+Gordon · · Score: 1

      There's really no need; the enemy will scream and cry after detonation, revealing their position. Plus they're dead anyway.

    9. Re:They should send in a giant robotic dog by Vectronic · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Early/Mid 90's there were RC cars that were moderately popular, where the body height was smaller than the wheel height, so it looked like:
      O=O (my Google skills failed me)
      so if it landed upside down, it was exactly the same as right-side up, if it lands on it's edge, you can either have rounded/ball-like rims, or just give it a bit of throttle and it'll right itself again... there's also the tri-wheel designs too... which allows for a larger body size, but roughly the same over-all size, both came in tracked, and wheeled versions.

      $79 RC Car
      $89 Wireless Web Cam with Night Vision & Audio (Link)

      Couple hours modding/reinforcing... call it $250

      You could also go for a more simplistic design, 2 wheels, basically just a powered axel with wheels... kinda like a small Segway without the handlebars and shit, that way you could even modify some sort of rocket/grenade launcher that was large enough instead of tossing it by hand...

    10. Re:They should send in a giant robotic dog by RiotingPacifist · · Score: 2, Insightful

      yeah beacuse the US army, don't kill enough innocent civilians and obviously don't need a way to find out if there are women/children in there (cowering or as hostages)!

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    11. Re:They should send in a giant robotic dog by veganboyjosh · · Score: 1

      2 wheels, basically just a powered axel with wheels... kinda like a small Segway without the handlebars

      Taking the first design you mentioned, the car that works right-side-up or upside down, you could make the two wheeler have the body hanging below the axle, instead of balanced/gyroed on top of it, so that it just naturally balances itself.

    12. Re:They should send in a giant robotic dog by Vectronic · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Yeah that's the idea, but you could also have smaller guide wheels to help stabilize it (because weight/pendulum based still limits it's drive power, ie: too much throttle it'll just sit there rotating) so it looks like
      O.
      and if you used the "launcher" the guide wheels could be spring loaded, so they collapse into the main cylinder but pop-out after it leaves the barrel, which would also be useful for quick 180 degree views (throttle it, flips over but stops because of guide wheels) instead of making it turn 180 degrees, just have a sensor that tells the camera/software to flip the image vertically.

      Could probably make them as small as a tear-gas can, so pretty much every soldier could carry one, or one guy could carry 20 of them, it's not like they have to run for hours, or defuse a bomb.

    13. Re:They should send in a giant robotic dog by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      too bad this is about the Marines not the army.

    14. Re:They should send in a giant robotic dog by hairyfeet · · Score: 1

      Actually it sounds to me like they want one of the bugs from Runaway. Hell it wouldn't surprise me if some Marine bigwig saw that movie on a late night horror fest and said 'hell, mount a camera to that bad boy and I'll take a dozen!".

      Of course it wouldn't surprise me if there was some tech meeting going on in the Pentagon right now where some tech bunch is getting handed some pics of the T-101 with some big brass asking "How much to give us a couple of hundred of those bad boys?"

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    15. Re:They should send in a giant robotic dog by BrokenHalo · · Score: 1

      If it weren't so politically incorrect, this might almost be a legitimate purpose for dwarf-throwing. :-)

    16. Re:They should send in a giant robotic dog by X0563511 · · Score: 1

      As shitty as it is, it's kind of good to have a reputation like that.

      Why would one take a hostage, if they knew they would just die right along with the hostage?

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    17. Re:They should send in a giant robotic dog by Hognoxious · · Score: 2, Funny

      No, that's a hamster ball. You can't take it on a picnic.

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    18. Re:They should send in a giant robotic dog by Hognoxious · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Why would one take a hostage, if they knew they would just die right along with the hostage?

      To get 72 virgins?

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    19. Re:They should send in a giant robotic dog by Hubbell · · Score: 1, Insightful

      How such an ignorant and shitfilled post was modded insightful I will never know. The US goes out of it's way not to kill civilians, it's not our fault the ones we are fighting are worthless piece of shit that don't deserve to live and hide behind women and children thinking we won't fire back. Simple way to reduce civilian casualties: The civilians stop ALLOWING the terrorists/enemy to hide amongst them, and they will stop dying.

    20. Re:They should send in a giant robotic dog by RiotingPacifist · · Score: 1

      Why would one take a hostage, if they knew they would just die right along with the hostage?

      A bit like a hydra, the more innocent people the US kill the more soldiers they get.

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    21. Re:They should send in a giant robotic dog by mdwh2 · · Score: 2, Funny

      I believe normal procedure upon encountering a mine is to jump two hundred feet into the air and scatter yourself over a wide area.

    22. Re:They should send in a giant robotic dog by AndersOSU · · Score: 1

      I just got a mental image of a game of peekaboo gone horribly wrong.

    23. Re:They should send in a giant robotic dog by Dishevel · · Score: 2, Informative
      Troll is a bit harsh. Parent is correct. Smart weapons. People on the ground. Satellite Intelligence. The truth is the US is a leader in not killing innocents. The fact is that civilians die in battles. But the US spends lots of money in very difficult situations to minimize that as much as possible without just saying "Fuck it" and letting the enemy go.

      Sure. Mistakes happen. Bad intelligence and the like. The truth is though alot of people get away because we do not want to kill civilians. The parent is also corrent that in many areas of the world the civilian populations allow the terrorists to hide within their population. If it cost them more they might be less willing to do it.

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    24. Re:They should send in a giant robotic dog by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The truth is the US is a leader in not killing innocents.

      The truth is the US is a leader in friendly fire.

      There is a reason this joke has been around since World War II.

    25. Re:They should send in a giant robotic dog by moxley · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Look, I don't so much of an issue with the rest of your post, but IMO the statement below shows a clear misunderstanding of the socioeconomics, politics and culture in the areas where these things are occuring - it sounds nice, but means nothing in the real world.

        " Simple way to reduce civilian casualties: The civilians stop ALLOWING the terrorists/enemy to hide amongst them, and they will stop dying."

      It doesn't make much practical sense either, you're saying that the unarmed, downtrodden families are supposed to stop the armed ruthless thugs? Is that it?

      That's like when someone who doesn't understand the drug issue talking about getting dealers off the streets:

      "Hey, if the people who lived in north Philadelphia didn't allow drug sales to occur there'd be no drug sales in our neighborhood."

      My point is that it's just not that simple.

    26. Re:They should send in a giant robotic dog by Dishevel · · Score: 1

      Friendly Fire happens. But hey. Glad you have some blame to go around.

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    27. Re:They should send in a giant robotic dog by Hubbell · · Score: 1

      You point out the culture, which implies that they are culturally inclined to side with the people we are fighting, therefore we should ignore attacks launched by our enemies hiding amongst civilians who are protecting them due to a cultural kinship and that is flat out stupid. If you aid our enemy, then YOU are also our enemy, it's that simple. You don't want your neighborhood to get bombed, you don't let our enemies use it as a launchpoint for attacks or a meeting place.

    28. Re:They should send in a giant robotic dog by stuckinphp · · Score: 1

      My google skills show I should get that R&D budget slice.
      2005: Boston police, rubber bouncy ball cam self stabalizing
      2005: Israeli grenade launcher launched camera munition
      2008: UK troops I-Ball

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    29. Re:They should send in a giant robotic dog by d'fim · · Score: 1

      That actually is the point. The advice about grenades is a special case of a more general bit of advice about all explosives. Recruits/newbies tend to want to see the explosions they make, but small devices are usually set to explode too close to the operator for safe viewing. Thus "if you can see the explosion, the explosion can see you."

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    30. Re:They should send in a giant robotic dog by RiotingPacifist · · Score: 1

      Dear god can you even fucking read english? How the fuck can a downtrodden unarmed family possibly prevent a well armed mobile group from launching/planning attacks near their homes

      therefore we should ignore attacks launched by our enemies hiding amongst civilians

      Seriously Where the fuck does he say that? And above nobody is suggesting we ignore the attacks, just that arming the troops with tools to better fight the enemy without causing unnecessary civilian casualties, is a good idea

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    31. Re:They should send in a giant robotic dog by RiotingPacifist · · Score: 1

      Between the number of incidence where they bomb/shoot clearly marked journalist, bomb/shoot wedding parties, shoot cars full of women & children and there general ability to shoot their allies, US tropes have a reputation for causing huge numbers of innocent casualties! If this is in-spite of having much better tech than most, perhaps its just that you have an attitude problem or poor training!

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    32. Re:They should send in a giant robotic dog by fractoid · · Score: 1

      My failure to find the car you're talking about (I remember it well, just not the name) turned up this awesomeness. I've wanted one of these ever since I was a kid.

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    33. Re:They should send in a giant robotic dog by Meski · · Score: 1

      These are not the droids you're looking for, these are our special throwable droids...

      One! Two! Five!

    34. Re:They should send in a giant robotic dog by metaforest · · Score: 1

      $79 RC Car
      $89 Wireless Web Cam with Night Vision & Audio (Link [shoptronics.com])

      Couple hours modding/reinforcing... call it $250

      This would not survive small arms fire for even a few seconds. Even reenforced. You are going to have to do better than that. Such a device needs to be able to take a clip worth of rounds and still have a good chance of completing it's mission.

      You could also go for a more simplistic design, 2 wheels, basically just a powered axel with wheels... kinda like a small Segway without the handlebars and shit, that way you could even modify some sort of rocket/grenade launcher that was large enough instead of tossing it by hand...

      This idea has a bit more promise, but one needs to think of how to make it inherently resistant to combat damage.

      I was envisioning something more like a titanium koosh-ball with a split down the middle. Each hemisphere is a highly reenforced wheel. The profile of "spines" on the koosh-ball provides stability for the structure to keep it oriented correctly. The internal structure is set so that it's mass is below the center of gravity for the robot. Such a structure could be designed to survive a substantial amount of impact damage, and remain viable. A small gap between the hemispheres allows for optical elements to get a view. The drive system would be based on BLDC motors, with the magnets in the hemispheric wheels.

      Optical systems could include mic, IR illumination, and a IR sensitive video camera.

      Stairs are a serious problem but this is more of a deployment logistics issue. Clear the lower portion of the house, then throw the robot upstairs. Rinse repeat.

    35. Re:They should send in a giant robotic dog by Vectronic · · Score: 1

      Dragon Runner

      That's what they are currently using, which is exactly what I described (I didn't RTFA before posting), I don't really see why they need a "new one" really, perhaps just a smaller version of the same... which should be easily possible considering that one is 9 years old now.

      As for protection from firearms, I don't think that's really important because it would be rather hard to have it armoured enough and still be under 10 pounds, and it can't defend itself, so someone could just as easily pick it up, corner it, stand on it, throw a blanked or board on it, flamethrower, etc... it should be tough, but it can't be invincible so may as well make it for less so you don't lose as much when it gets broken/stolen/etc.

  2. Good idea. by Dr_Ken · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Make explode too, eh?

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    1. Re:Good idea. by squidinkcalligraphy · · Score: 2, Funny

      In Soviet Russia, robot throws you!

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    2. Re:Good idea. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They could just use their IPhone for that

    3. Re:Good idea. by DigiShaman · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Sure, why not? Spider or ant configuration, they could jump on its target and self-destruct, taking him/her with it. Now imagine them working as a pack together guided by GPS and infrared sight. Spooky!

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    4. Re:Good idea. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Man, Gene Simmons was way ahead of his time!

    5. Re:Good idea. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      iExplode

    6. Re:Good idea. by Blakey+Rat · · Score: 1

      Play-time is fun-time!

    7. Re:Good idea. by your_neighbor · · Score: 2, Funny

      Hmmm.... now I understand the new military project from Apple! http://www.crunchgear.com/2009/08/12/yet-another-exploding-iphone/

    8. Re:Good idea. by Rogerborg · · Score: 1

      Oh, great idea. Given that actual humans can't "target" armed bad guys, we'll end up throwing handfuls of exploding spider-bots mostly into wedding receptions and funeral processions for the people killed by spider-bots at the last wedding.

      Winning hearts and minds, one gib at a time.

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    9. Re:Good idea. by Otto95 · · Score: 1

      I think I saw this in a movie once.

    10. Re:Good idea. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Then they can make a version that leaves out the robot part and just explodes.

    11. Re:Good idea. by relguj9 · · Score: 1

      They could just use their IPhone for that

      yea, I think there's an app for it.

  3. Weeble? by chill · · Score: 2, Interesting

    How about a large Weeble with encrypted wifi, cameras and microphones pointing in each direction, including up? Toss it in, monitor it remotely via wifi.

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    1. Re:Weeble? by Dr_Ken · · Score: 1

      Yeah, weebles wooble but they don't fall down. LOL. But the USMC model should explode on command.

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    2. Re:Weeble? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Its called the Dragon Egg
      http://gadgetcrave.com/automated-battlefield-dragon-egg-helps-troops-safely-identify-civilians/2383/

    3. Re:Weeble? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I like this idea. Plus, the weeble model would most likely be small enough to be fired from a grenade launcher to get some extra range.

    4. Re:Weeble? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Something like this...????

      http://www.popsci.com/scitech/gallery/2007-01/cop-tech-2010?pos=8

      I have never posted on here but always lurk so apologies for the AC post. I was the lead engineer for this little gadget. Here are some details:

      The system came with 2 or 4 Dragon Eggs, each on a different channel and 1 video receiver. The band was the 900MHz ISM band. The transmit power was 1W so it was not FCC compliant( so outside US or military sales only, sorry SWAT). It transmitted the 4 views( B&W, NTSC, 384x278pixels ) simultaneously to the receiver so there was 4 views on the receiver for each channel. There was an internal digital compass that displayed each camera view's direction. On this model there was NO sound. It was powered by an internal lithium-polymer battery pack and recharged off of 5V( there was even a USB charger ). It weighed about 1Kg and was spec'ed to withstand 20 consecutive 2 meter drops on to concrete AND 20 tosses into a second-story window( concrete floor ) from across the street. The body was made of machined polycarbonate( LEXAN ) and the bottom counter-weight that made it always stand upright was tungsten and this "puck" was about 1/2 the weight. Sadly, last I heard from fellow ex-co-workers, it was discontinued for the final time( it had been revived about 5 other times in past ). There were a bunch of other cool little features, like USB connectivity for firmware upgrades, onscreen display of battery life, onscreen display of "health" and to turn in on, you pulled the "pin" and tossed it.

    5. Re:Weeble? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I was thinking of a modified bumble-ball.

    6. Re:Weeble? by RiotingPacifist · · Score: 1

      don't use wifi, far too easy to jam, OFC any wireless tech can be jammed, but wifi is much more vulnerable than others!Wep is useless so disconnect packets can be injected and wpa has a disconnection on suspicious behaviour policy. A better protocol would have to be fault tolerant encryption, which is generally hard to come by, perhaps even resorting to using several antennas and wave-phase stuff to get through pure blocking

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    7. Re:Weeble? by Saint+Fnordius · · Score: 1

      I doubt that military devices would use the 802.11 frequencies, though they might use the same protocols.

      Encryption also doesn't seem all that important to me, due to the fact that the A/V signal needs to be real-time, and problems with falsely paired cams and monitors ("Damnit, you took Kowalki's monitor! I can't see the image!"). Yet to a sophisticated OPFOR, it could be used to track your movements based on what you're looking at ("Ah, the Yankees are looking into the foyer. Detonate the bombs in three, two...").

    8. Re:Weeble? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      B&W, NTSC, 384x278pixels

      NTSC is the color standard (and therefore meaningless for a B&W picture), and 384x278 sounds suspiciously like what is usually referred to as quarter PAL, i.e. 576 visible lines, with 768 pixels per line for square pixels.

  4. First Prototype by Penguinshit · · Score: 5, Funny

    Designated "GR3N4-DE"

    1. Re:First Prototype by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      -DE ? Sounds German to me. What happened to American Made ?

    2. Re:First Prototype by Trent+Hawkins · · Score: 1

      seriously, just throw a grenade in. That way you know there's no more trouble in the room.

  5. Oh great by Misanthrope · · Score: 2, Funny

    Just what George Lucas needs to hear about...

    1. Re:Oh great by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      R2D2 does have a kind of artillery shell shape, perfect for lobbing into afghan strongholds from miles away!

    2. Re:Oh great by dkh2 · · Score: 1

      I keep envisioning those annoying toaster droids. Anybody got any bread?

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  6. U R Doing It Wrong by IBitOBear · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The robots should be carrying the equipment and throwing each other.

    The marines should be making the decisions and dodging the other guys robots.

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    1. Re:U R Doing It Wrong by blackraven14250 · · Score: 1

      We'd need a robot to throw a 300lb robot for us.

    2. Re:U R Doing It Wrong by pwizard2 · · Score: 1

      We'd need a robot to throw a 300lb robot for us.

      Or you could go medieval and build a catapult.

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    3. Re:U R Doing It Wrong by JuzzFunky · · Score: 1

      My first thought was why throw it? Why not build a Rocket Propelled Robot, or RPR. I think what they'll end up with is a swarm of autonomous robots surrounding them in all directions feeding information in.

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    4. Re:U R Doing It Wrong by Bartab · · Score: 1

      The problem with the "RPR" would not be the acceleration but rather, the "sudden stop at the end". Making it rugged enough to be useful after that stop would likely make it more then 10lbs, meaning that more -other- equipment has to be left behind if the robot is taken.

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    5. Re:U R Doing It Wrong by Hurricane78 · · Score: 1, Funny

      How about a robot that throws the marines. Preferably out of your country. ^^

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    6. Re:U R Doing It Wrong by Artifakt · · Score: 3, Funny

      When I read as far as the header, I thought you were going to say the robots should throw the Marines into the rooms. (And that part of the brain that still retains my old drill instructor's best routines said "makes sense"...).

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    7. Re:U R Doing It Wrong by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      The robots should be carrying the equipment and throwing each other. The marines should be making the decisions and dodging the other guys robots.

      Nah, you are the one doing it wrong. The goal here isn't to save lives, as there are plenty of naive and poor kids in USA you can recruit on the cheap (compared to the cost or a "robot army" utopia). The reality is US troops often lack basics such as a decent protective gear, robots are very far from being on their mind. So when you see the kind of priorities that come out of their leadership, think contractors and think money, you'll be closer to the general idea.

    8. Re:U R Doing It Wrong by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A trebuchet might work better, then you can use the backup-bot as a counterweight.....

    9. Re:U R Doing It Wrong by ToasterMonkey · · Score: 2, Funny

      Sounds good, who are the unlucky fucks we're landing on?

    10. Re:U R Doing It Wrong by Thanshin · · Score: 1

      The marines should be making the decisions and dodging the other guys robots.

      You mean "dodging the other guys rocks", right?

    11. Re:U R Doing It Wrong by elrous0 · · Score: 1

      According the movie Full Metal Jacket, the Marines do not, in fact, want robots.

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    12. Re:U R Doing It Wrong by maxume · · Score: 1

      The problem with the sudden stop is the acceleration (things like seat belts and airbags and crumple zones work by reducing the acceleration that the body inside the car experiences).

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    13. Re:U R Doing It Wrong by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Skynet.

    14. Re:U R Doing It Wrong by Elwood+P+Dowd · · Score: 1

      People always think that the decisions are the hard part of robotics.

      Carrying stuff and throwing it is way harder.

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    15. Re:U R Doing It Wrong by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The robots should be carrying the equipment and throwing each other.

      The airforce should be making the decisions and dodging the other guys robots.

      Fixed!

    16. Re:U R Doing It Wrong by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In Mother Russia, Robots Throw You!

    17. Re:U R Doing It Wrong by Hurricane78 · · Score: 1

      Oh, I heard they're called the "heliums" and they live in a large "sunny" agglomeration near the "center". :P

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  7. 10lbs...throwable? by Ralph+Spoilsport · · Score: 0, Flamebait
    how far can you heave a 10lb weight into a situation that you can't see directly in front of you? Over a wall? Perhaps. Around a corner? Perhaps. But if there is someone there and they see a 10lb robot arcing into their room / trench / side of the wall, they will:

    a. destroy it immediately
    b. know exactly where YOU are, and while you are making sense of the "data" it is supplying, you may well expect a counter-offensive move of some deadly force...

    Yet another dumb idea from a bloated military that should be pared down by 50% for the next 3 years running.

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    1. Re:10lbs...throwable? by langelgjm · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Sure, 10 lbs is heavy, but this would be a first version. That, and the summary says 10 lbs and under. 10 lbs is probably the maximum weight they asked for in their request for proposals.

      On the other hand, imagine if they got it down to the size of a tennis ball or golf ball, and it only weighed a couple ounces. You could throw several into an area simultaneously, or throw them at night... I feel like I've seen several sci-fi or action films where the protagonist rolls a little ball with a camera around a corner.

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    2. Re:10lbs...throwable? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That depends. Are they looking for camera-with-legs type robots, or something more like the Replicators? Or maybe suicide bots? Or they could take the bomb off the suicide bot and call it a grenade. Those ensure safety too, just in a different way.

    3. Re:10lbs...throwable? by interkin3tic · · Score: 5, Insightful

      how far can you heave a 10lb weight into a situation that you can't see directly in front of you?

      Further than I would want to throw myself if we're talking about into a room with a lot of angry men with guns. Also, I'm not in the same shape a marine would be, I'd expect a marine would be able to throw a 10lb weight further. The article specifically mentions "can see around corners inside buildings, sewers, drainpipes, caves, courtyards" so corners, not distances, and it sounds kind of like they're looking into remote controlled after being thrown.

      Yet another rash judgement from someone didn't even RTFA, let alone knows the full story. But lets not let trivial details like facts we don't know stand in the way of our statement that fully half our military budget is completely dispensable.

      (For the record, I'm a liberal and also dislike the amount we spend on the military. It's not that I'm biased in favor of dumping all our money on the military, you're just making us look dumb.)

    4. Re:10lbs...throwable? by jmp_nyc · · Score: 3, Interesting

      First off, the summary says that the military keeps requesting progressively smaller robots. This one might be 10 lbs, but there may be a 5 lbs version in the future.

      As for usefulness, it depends on the application, and how mobile the robot is once it hits the ground. For example, in a firefight situation, a robot might be able to move through the crossfire (perhaps even taking a couple of bullets in the process) in a way that a human could not.

      Personally, given that urban house-to-house combat is much more prevalent these days, I'd be more interested in a robot that would have no trouble climbing stairs and turning doorknobs. Better to send a robot into booby-traps than humans...
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    5. Re:10lbs...throwable? by Anonymous+Cowar · · Score: 2, Interesting

      beats the living crap out of peeking your head around the corner and hoping nobody shoots you or blindly charging through rooms hoping you don't set off an explosive trap. Pro-tip: the taliban, terrorists, socialists, communists, or liberal media don't have a trip-mine that can respond to a robot being chucked into the middle of the room if the robot doesn't bounce into the explosive device or any triplines.

      Supposing that there are people in the room, they won't know exactly where you are. You might be able to guess at their general vicinity or point of entry, but if you were sitting on your computer, your couch or having a conversation, distracted and not expecting something to come crashing through your window, door, over your wall, or whatever, and you only see the thing landing and bouncing, I'd wager every dollar I have that you couldn't a) guess within 5 feet of where the object came from or b) react to it before your door came crashing down and marines come charging through your door.

      They train the armed forces personnel how to chuck things. Like they train marines how to chuck a grenade such that it spends so much time bouncing off of walls and skating across the floor that by the time you can pick it up, it will go off in your face before you can throw it back.

      I'm sure they'll come up with something that won't land in the middle of a room and sit there for 2 minutes so that the operator can get a front row seat to the robots destruction and the following retaliation.

    6. Re:10lbs...throwable? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      b. know exactly where YOU are, and while you are making sense of the "data" it is supplying, you may well expect a counter-offensive move of some deadly force...

      Since infantry work in squads I imagine that there would be someone covering the guy who is making sense of the data. So if the enemy comes charging around the corner or whatever, so much the better for the Marines.

    7. Re:10lbs...throwable? by Old97 · · Score: 4, Interesting

      A lot you know about counter insurgency. First of all they generally already know you are there especially if they are enemy combatants. If you approached with a lot of stealth, you wouldn't use a throwable robot if you had one that could scoot in on the ground. You could even just use fiber and peak around. Special ops guys might have that but Marines and regular soldiers aren't usually that stealthy.

      Throwing means that you have an obstacle or barrier of some sort. Now, if you are one side of a wall at night and you hear voices on the other do you peak around and say "howdy!"? If they are bad guys are even a farmer with a weapon who is worried about bandits you'll get your head blown off. On the other hand if you just fling some grenades over then you might kill a room full of kids. If you throw a robot in and they are not combatants you'll find out without killing anyone. If they are combatants and throw the robot back then you just toss some grenades in return. They'd probably hope you didn't know for sure they were there so the could surprise you so they might stay very still and quiet and hope they are not detected.

      The other situation is that no one is there but the place is booby trapped. Your robot may spot them or even set them off. That's much better than you or your buddies accidently setting them off. Just knowing that no one is in the room can let you to decide to bypass it or to focus on booby traps also being concerned about someone hiding there.

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    8. Re:10lbs...throwable? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Point being that they already know where you are and you them. What you dont know is, how many are on the other side of that wall, how many are around that corner, how they are armed. Finding your enemy in the situation the Marines want this robot for isnt the problem. The problem is determining your enemies strength, their defensive positions, movements, etc etc. And no using a UAV wont work. To many steps to get actual intel on the ground and in the fight. To many people requesting its use...

      And this coming from the Marines, I would expect something low tech but not costing a couple of billion dollars.

    9. Re:10lbs...throwable? by Bobby+Mahoney · · Score: 1
      Urban.

      Warfare.

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    10. Re:10lbs...throwable? by evilviper · · Score: 1

      how far can you heave a 10lb weight into a situation that you can't see directly in front of you?

      I'd have to say, well in excess of 23.12 m (75 ft 10.2 in).

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    11. Re:10lbs...throwable? by germansausage · · Score: 1

      How do you know there isn't a bunch of women and babies hiding from the fighting in the next room. Or for that matter, some of your valiant Iraqui allies. Wouldn't it be better to have a look see first? You could still have a couple of guys with grenades ready to throw.

    12. Re:10lbs...throwable? by Zordak · · Score: 1

      I'd be more interested in a robot that would have no trouble climbing stairs

      Or better yet, leveling the building.

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    13. Re:10lbs...throwable? by Tekfactory · · Score: 1

      Due to an injury in the late summer I couldn't play football my senior year, so I did Track instead...

      As soon as I saw your post, I thought Shotput... 12 pounds, and Discus 4.4 pounds... and they both went pretty far.

      A few years later I did some Scottish Highland Games and threw a big rock called the Braemar a 20-26 pound stone, 28 pound weight on a chain and a Telephone pole called the Caber.

      The Rock went 25-35 feet, the 28 pound weight gets the advantage of a lever and goes further.

      Personally I all for the idea of the Hamster ball with 3 axis movement, and a webcam floating level in the middle that you could roll quietly into the enemy camp. Obviously the surface of the ball needs to be anti-static so dirt won't stick to it, or the webcam won't see much.

      And maybe this robot doesn't need to blow up on command, maybe it should strobe lights or drop a flash bang just before the entry team comes in.

    14. Re:10lbs...throwable? by cyphercell · · Score: 1

      I was thinking it should be put on a sling. A sling bot, then even at five pounds it should get some decent distance. Bonus, if you can hit an enemy combatant with it!

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    15. Re:10lbs...throwable? by jesseck · · Score: 1

      You know, when I was in Fallujah, we believed in sending sending anything into a room before a Marine. If the building is occupied by people shooting at you, why send a Marine, when rockets do the same thing? Same idea with robots- send that. If the enemy decides to attack after seeing a robot, let the enemy get ambushed by the Marine fireteam around the corner. Read about the shit that happens when we send Marines into fortified houses. Robots make perfect sense.

    16. Re:10lbs...throwable? by aztektum · · Score: 1

      If they're combatants and you throw a robot first (not knowing who they are yet) I'm pretty sure they'll be throwing grenades in return.

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    17. Re:10lbs...throwable? by Runaway1956 · · Score: 1, Flamebait

      Mmmmm-kay. Yeah, you sound like a combat veteran who knows what he's talking about. NOT!!

      What you actually sound like, is a middle aged has-been who watches to much television and assumes that Hollywood knows combat.

      Challenge: Define "shelter" and "cover". Watch a dozen or even a gross of Hollywood productions. Watch carefully for every instance in which the concepts are accurately conveyed, and realistically used.

      BTW - you might have RTFA. It's the MARINES who want this 10-poung-or-less-robot, not the National Guard. No one who has ever worn a uniform can possibly confuse the two.

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    18. Re:10lbs...throwable? by Merls+the+Sneaky · · Score: 1

      So you want a dalek?

    19. Re:10lbs...throwable? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What THE FUCK are you babbling about? Seriously man... half of that didn't make any sense at all.

    20. Re:10lbs...throwable? by Bartab · · Score: 1

      Dalek's are -not- robots, they're containers/shells over the organic components of a non human race.

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    21. Re:10lbs...throwable? by VoltageX · · Score: 1

      Not quite sci-fi, not quite reality yet.
      http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/technology/7734038.stm

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    22. Re:10lbs...throwable? by dakameleon · · Score: 1

      how far can you heave a 10lb weight into a situation that you can't see directly in front of you?

      How about approximately 15 - 20 meters?

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    23. Re:10lbs...throwable? by SeaDuck79 · · Score: 1

      A useful application for this is when terrorists/insurgents, who have been known to take cover in populated houses, open fire from them. Standard procedure for clearing a house from which fire is taken is to use grenades. This has the unfortunate effect of causing regrettable, but unavoidable civilian casualties.

      So what if a small device could be put into a building that would show the Marines how to direct their fire to not only protect themselves, but any noncombatants that might be in the building? Probably more useful in someplace like a mosque or school than a small house, but there are applications aplenty for someone with an imagination.

    24. Re:10lbs...throwable? by tubapro12 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      That's about the same problems encountered by the Israeli's throwable robotic eyeball.

    25. Re:10lbs...throwable? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      who cares if it can level a building?

    26. Re:10lbs...throwable? by ILongForDarkness · · Score: 1

      I saw this device on a Discovery show called Future Weapons about 2-3 years ago, not really news. But yeah the idea is that you throw it over a wall or into a window. Sure they'll know you were at the other side of the wall but it is still better than sticking your head through the window to take a look. Also you can move from the wall once you've deployed the unit. Destroying it still lets you know someone is on the otherside with less risk to yourself, and if you get lucky and no one is around you can drive the thing around and get an idea of whats in other rooms. Also I've seen versions that were equipped with a handgun. I think it is a bigger version of the idea at: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GTabSf1Dxx8 which is a clip from another Future Weapons episode This one you don't throw through a window but it can climb stairs, move along river beds, and carry heavier weapons (sniper rifle, machine gun, rocket launcher, incendiary devices for anti-mine ops etc).

    27. Re:10lbs...throwable? by zlel · · Score: 1

      How heavy was the first computer again?

    28. Re:10lbs...throwable? by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      For the benefit of all the dimwits who keep posting links to shotput records, let me explain something about world record holders. They aren't average. They're really really good at whatever it is that they hold records for. In fact, they're better than really really good. Thy're the best.

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    29. Re:10lbs...throwable? by Old97 · · Score: 2, Informative

      This isn't diplomacy with quid pro quo. They already know you are there. They would have done that when you arrived if that' what they were up to. Since they didn't they are trying to avoid detection either until you go away or until you step into their ambush zone.

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    30. Re:10lbs...throwable? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If they are combatants and throw the robot back then you just toss some grenades in return.

      That's the dumbest thing I've ever read.

      "Hmm it seems they threw this bouncing mini recon robot straight back to us. This is fun. Let's try it with something that will explode!"

      Duh, so stupid.

      So stupid.

    31. Re:10lbs...throwable? by jittles · · Score: 1

      This is why the military acts in coordinated units. One guy might be analyzing the data but you can bet he's got several others watching his back.

      Don't project your lack of common sense on the military.

    32. Re:10lbs...throwable? by mdwh2 · · Score: 1

      And similarly, the answer to the question "How quick can someone run a mile?" is of course about four minutes.

    33. Re:10lbs...throwable? by Attila+Dimedici · · Score: 1

      And maybe this robot doesn't need to blow up on command, maybe it should strobe lights or drop a flash bang just before the entry team comes in.

      I suspect that when these go into production there will eventually be a whole series of options available. Ones that go BOOM. Ones that go FLASH. Ones that give off lots of smoke. There will probably be ones that fire rifle(or pistol) rounds.

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    34. Re:10lbs...throwable? by maxume · · Score: 1

      15 meters isn't real crazy, lots of high schoolers do it:

      http://www.athletic.net/TrackAndField/Division/Event.aspx?Gender=M&Event=12&DivID=15963

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    35. Re:10lbs...throwable? by limaxray · · Score: 1

      Not just that, having to carry the thing would be a pain. To put it into perspective, the average (unloaded) M16A4 weapon system weighs somewhere around 7-8 lbs and a loaded 30 round aluminum magazine is about a pound. An M4 Carbine weighs even less. Basically, 10 lbs is your rifle and ammo. I can't imagine too many Marines would be thrilled to have to hump an extra 10 lbs of potentially useless gadgetry all day, every day. 10 lbs is a lot heavier than it sounds.

    36. Re:10lbs...throwable? by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      You mean lots of highschoolers with the correct physique, training, conditioning and rest. In other words, very few.

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    37. Re:10lbs...throwable? by maxume · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I wouldn't really expect someone in the military to have the correct physique, training or conditioning (of the 3, physique would probably be the most frequent problem).

      If you keep on a clicking, you will see that the site stops reporting entries at 1,000, at which point the entries are still going a bit further than 15 meters. I would guess that there are many thousands more who can easily break 10 meters. So it isn't crazy to expect there to be, out of 10 or 15 guys, a couple that can throw a 10 pound object a pretty decent distance.

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    38. Re:10lbs...throwable? by t0rkm3 · · Score: 2, Funny

      I know, from personal experience... competition-wise that I can throw a 28lbs object 72 feet and change. With a wind and one-step? 54feet last night (on a lark, demonstrating a primitive technique)

      10lbs?? Might as well make me an arty unit.

    39. Re:10lbs...throwable? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Think of shot put... Longest shot put throw was a little over 23 meters, and the shot weighs 16lbs....

    40. Re:10lbs...throwable? by rantingkitten · · Score: 1

      For one thing, 10 pounds isn't that heavy, especially for a Marine, who is in far better shape and generally stronger than the average doofus on the street. The Marine doesn't necessarily have to throw it all that far, either -- just get it over that wall or whatever, then the robot can drive to the actual area of interest.

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    41. Re:10lbs...throwable? by relguj9 · · Score: 1

      Sure, 10 lbs is heavy, but this would be a first version. That, and the summary says 10 lbs and under. 10 lbs is probably the maximum weight they asked for in their request for proposals.

      On the other hand, imagine if they got it down to the size of a tennis ball or golf ball, and it only weighed a couple ounces. You could throw several into an area simultaneously, or throw them at night... I feel like I've seen several sci-fi or action films where the protagonist rolls a little ball with a camera around a corner.

      Yea, something like throw a handful of objects into a room with radar or sonar sensors on them that scatter about and each relay information back that allows you to reproduce a semi real-time 3d projection of what what's inside the room.

      They'd probably all just roll into a corner under a bed and be useless but it would be cool while it lasted.

    42. Re:10lbs...throwable? by dakameleon · · Score: 1

      I think if you'd made the effort to have a look at the records, I did discount the record by a bit, and being a former shotputter myself I can hazard a guess at how far they can throw it - but there's still an expectation that these guys could be trained up. These are marines after all.

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    43. Re:10lbs...throwable? by dakameleon · · Score: 1

      Agreed - I was throwing 4kg (~8.8lbs) about 8 meters, and I wasn't exactly competition worthy at my school. Surely marines can throw 10lbs with a bit of training, and no need to worry about a foul line!

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    44. Re:10lbs...throwable? by jeffrlamb · · Score: 1

      If the goal is "Hmm. . . What's over there that can kill us?". . .
      Isn't part of the challenge of throwing several robots "context?" You throw 5 in (plus the 20 you've thrown over the last hour that are still in range). . . Which of the multiple camera angles ties into the direction from the Marine's point of view? It quickly gets overwhelming and this is only useful if the data it is relaying can affect decisions in a matter of seconds.

  8. Has anyone considered infants? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    They're about 10 pounds and very throwable.

    1. Re:Has anyone considered infants? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      And they can be used as a food source in an emergency.

    2. Re:Has anyone considered infants? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They don't come with in built wifi or exploding capabilities (unless projectile vomit and poo are considered 'exploding').

  9. But that's against the law... by dbcad7 · · Score: 0, Redundant

    1# A robot may not harm a human being, or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.
    2# A robot must obey the orders given to it by human beings, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
    2# A robot must protect its own existence, as long as such protection does not conflict with the First or Second Law.

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    1. Re:But that's against the law... by Dr_Ken · · Score: 3, Funny

      Naw. Skynet repealed those laws.

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    2. Re:But that's against the law... by FunPika · · Score: 1

      Who said the bot had to harm humans?

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    3. Re:But that's against the law... by Anonymous+Cowar · · Score: 1

      No it isn't violating the laws, at least from what i can tell after reading half the summary. The robot might not be armed, unless it lands on someone, it won't harm them (although the whole inaction thing may be an issue). It will accept any order transmitted via Encrypted RF input to scan and survey the room. And well, it's kind of screwed on the third law, but if it can move and has automated processes, it may try to skedaddle out of the way of danger provided the operator has set the switch to auto-navigate.

    4. Re:But that's against the law... by dbcad7 · · Score: 1

      And further ..
      3#
      4#
      4#
      5#
      6#
      6#

      Shheew.. Now everyone will think I did it on purpose.. fooled them!

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    5. Re:But that's against the law... by Macrat · · Score: 3, Funny

      And the other police directives:

      1. "Serve the public trust"
      2. "Protect the innocent"
      3. "Uphold the law"
      4. (Classified) "any attempt to arrest a senior OCP employee results in shutdown"
    6. Re:But that's against the law... by FunPika · · Score: 1

      How did this get modded down as redundant? :/

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    7. Re:But that's against the law... by couchslug · · Score: 3, Insightful

      "But that's against the law..."

      "Law", unless sufficiently backed by force, is merely an expression of wishful thinking.

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    8. Re:But that's against the law... by L4t3r4lu5 · · Score: 1

      That's fine. In the world of future law enforcement, there's no such thing as unfair dismissal, contracts, Union representation, or employment tribunals. The CEO can just say "You're fired!" and that's it.

      Man, my freebooting ass sure does love beauracracy!

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    9. Re:But that's against the law... by L4t3r4lu5 · · Score: 1

      "Law" shouldn't need to be backed by force. I'm not saying that any law which requires it is wrong, just that people need to self-regulate properly. "Acting to the detriment of society" takes many forms, but ultimately it encompasses all crimes. Speeding, fraud, child abuse, murder, theft... They all come down to depriving society of a resource or good in unjust circumstances.

      If only humanity were more just.

      3, 2, 1... Offtopic!

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    10. Re:But that's against the law... by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      "Law", unless sufficiently backed by force, is merely an expression of wishful thinking.

      Repeal thermodynamics now! Cut gravity and boost the economy!

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  10. Just what we need... by solios · · Score: 1

    ... Type One Autonomous Mobile Swords.

    Eep!

    1. Re:Just what we need... by c6gunner · · Score: 1

      I wish. If we had those, we'd never have to bother with house-clearing again!

    2. Re:Just what we need... by solios · · Score: 1

      Or weed whacking...

  11. Existing solution by bobdotorg · · Score: 4, Funny

    Why not just arm one of these.

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    1. Re:Existing solution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Paint them orange and...

      Oompa, loompa, oomptiddy do...

      If you attack a marine,

      you will get it too..

      What do you get when you arm a child?

      a machine gunning BRAT!

      Oompa loompa ...

    2. Re:Existing solution by macraig · · Score: 1

      I'm a red dwarf, you insensitive clod!

    3. Re:Existing solution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The request specifies under 10 lbs.

    4. Re:Existing solution by Tetsujin · · Score: 1

      What do you get when you arm a child?

      a machine gunning BRAT!

      Oompa loompa ...

      True, perhaps - but you can't fight the seether.

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  12. Syntax error by argent · · Score: 2, Interesting

    You fool! You have two second laws, and one of them's self-referential! No wonder the robots went mad and started killing people!

    1. Re:Syntax error by FunPika · · Score: 1

      1# A robot may not harm a human being, or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.
      2# A robot must obey the orders given to it by human beings, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
      3# A robot must protect its own existence, as long as such protection does not conflict with the First or Second Law.
      There, now that version of Asimov's laws won't cause issues.

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    2. Re:Syntax error by Goateee · · Score: 1

      It wont make any difference as long as the compiler/mind knows that the second part can never conflict with itself.

    3. Re:Syntax error by argent · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Do not feed the elephant.

    4. Re:Syntax error by Daniel_Staal · · Score: 1

      Actually, I've always thought #1 and #2 should be switched. Even for general use.

      You don't want the machine second-guessing you every moment of every day, you want it to do what you told it to do. If it harms someone because of your order, that's your responsibility. It should never harm someone without an explicit order to, of course, but it also shouldn't say 'I won't do that, because it might harm someone'.

      Maybe there's just a possibility, and you are willing to take that risk. Maybe you'll have further orders for it that will prevent that harm. Maybe you know something it doesn't. Maybe you are just plain smarter than it is. But it shouldn't be overruling you. (You might weight them as Asimov did in his stories, so they aren't quite 'if-then-else', of course.)

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    5. Re:Syntax error by Sir_Lewk · · Score: 2, Informative

      There were a few Asimov stories that effectively switched the first and second laws by simply having robots with modified definitions of what "human" meant. Interesting stuff.

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  13. Mine's gonna be named an awesome backronym... by johnthorensen · · Score: 1

    ...recursive no less.

    CHUCK: CHUCK Hates Urban Combatants, Kill!

  14. Waste of money by SanguineV · · Score: 1

    Typical military project wasting money on building a specially "throwable" robot - every robot is throwable (once)!

    1. Re:Waste of money by Dr_Ken · · Score: 1

      I understand your objection. How about duct taping a discarded but working cellphone or a obsolete digital cam to a standard fragmentation grenade? The extra add-ons will only add a few bucks to the cost, plus the Marines can post the last minute panic before it blows on YouTube. heh.

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  15. Not a new idea... by jrwilk01 · · Score: 1

    Sounds like an updated version of a monkey with a lit stick of TNT tied to his back. Easy to throw, difficult to throw back.

  16. Such robots already exist by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    See the company : http://www.reconrobotics.com/

    The folks here have been developing this technology for 10 years now. It started as a DARPA-funded academic effort and has now gone commercial.

    1. Re:Such robots already exist by JuzzFunky · · Score: 1

      Haven't the been using them for years? See iRobot

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  17. DEPLOY A SENTRY HERE! by strredwolf · · Score: 1

    All of this makes me think of what could be an Acme Instant Sentry. You throw a toolbox over, it rights itself, builds up a bit, and in seconds you got a limited capacity automated sentry. If there's room, just add a speaker and program it to say "Hell-looooooooo-hoooooooo? Can-you-come-over-here? There-you-are." *ratatatatatatatatatatat!*

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  18. The Marine Corps Should Watch Futureweapons by dummondwhu · · Score: 2, Informative

    Or maybe it's Modern Marvels. I've been seeing all kinds of robots over the last couple of years on these shows. I saw one that was like a little pair of wheels with a camera on the axle and what looked like a weighted antenna hanging off the back (to keep it oriented correctly). Soldiers would throw it into a room and drive it around looking for hidden bad guys or booby traps. Then, there was one that was a little track-driven thing that had a machine gun mounted on it. They were even talking about the possibility of making them rather autonomous at some point in the future.

    All this stuff seems to be in the development pipeline, so I'm not exactly sure what they're asking for.

    1. Re:The Marine Corps Should Watch Futureweapons by c6gunner · · Score: 1

      All this stuff seems to be in the development pipeline, so I'm not exactly sure what they're asking for.

      They're asking for a bidding war.

      Everyone knows that this technology exists - what the military wants is for multiple companies to create and test their own models within guidelines which are defined by the military, put them through a test/demonstration phase, and offer them a price for the contract. if they just went and bought some of the stuff you saw on Modern Marvels, they'd end up with untested machines which may or may not fit all the requirements (and may need to be modified as their deficiencies become apparent), and probably a hefty price tag to go with them.

  19. I want one... by jesseck · · Score: 1

    Reading about cool stuff like that, makes me want to get back in. Too bad this type of thing will already have been fielded to the Army 10 years prior to the Marines getting it...

    1. Re:I want one... by Dr_Ken · · Score: 1

      Don't sweat it. The Marines will make their own stuff and it'll work better and be cheaper than the Army's too. Just watch.

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  20. What happened to the iPhones? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They have camera and voice recording capabilities on the iPhone right?

    Can't they throw that instead?

  21. As a former Active Duty Marine, by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

    I would prefer a *reliable* device that added *as little as possible* to the 70lbs I already carry, that "just works," even after I throw it, drop it, sit on it in sand and gets shot twice. If it still does the job, I'll buy the damn thing myself...

    unfortunately, a lot of this tech doesn't work that well, that's why k-bars and bayonets are still issued.

    Also, I agree that robots should be carrying gear so I can kick some $given_enemy butt.

    CAPTCHA: "uncouth" coincidence?

  22. iSoldier by Yvan256 · · Score: 0, Redundant

    There's an app for that.

  23. Unspecified Bonus by Yvan256 · · Score: 1

    Not listed is an unspecified bonus if the device says "Bite my shiny metal ass" after gathering information.

  24. Um... they have one already by Peaquod · · Score: 1
    1. Re:Um... they have one already by The_mad_linguist · · Score: 2, Funny

      Um... LEGO beat them to it.

      http://lego.wikia.com/wiki/Throwbots

  25. Marvin by Samah · · Score: 1

    I think you ought to know I'm feeling very depressed.
    Brain the size of a planet...
    Life... don't talk to me about life.

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  26. They can call it by inglishmayjer · · Score: 1

    Chairbot

  27. So they want a Throwbot, eh? by Orion+Blastar · · Score: 1

    I'm all for it if it saves lives.

    Invent gun holders that can see around corners via telescope and infrared cameras and hold a pistol or rifle so it can be fired around corners.

    Then again throwing a Throwbot instead of a Grenade means less innocents are killed that way, what if you have innocents in the other room who aren't armed and are hostages or used as human shields? Throwing a grenade means the innocents die as well, throwing a Throwbot gives you another view to take sniper shots with and only kill the armed enemy and leave the innocents alone and alive.

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    1. Re:So they want a Throwbot, eh? by couchslug · · Score: 1

      Not killing innocents helps avert their surviving kin and friends taking offense and becoming hostiles.
      Discriminate killing is useful.

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    2. Re:So they want a Throwbot, eh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Invent gun holders that can see around corners via telescope and infrared cameras and hold a pistol or rifle so it can be fired around corners.

      Already been done, it's called the Corner Shot and it's available for handguns, assault rifles, and grenade launchers.

      http://www.cornershot.com/

  28. Metric by rocketpants · · Score: 2, Informative

    For anyone that doesn't live in one of the three countries in the world that persists with imperial units, 10lbs is about 4.5kg.

    1. Re:Metric by phantomfive · · Score: 1

      That map is misleading. A lot of countries don't use the entire metric system (heck, even in the US all our bottles are labeled in liters as well as ounces). In El Salvador, for example, they buy gas by the gallon and weigh themselves in pounds but measure their height in centimeters. Japan and China have traditional measurements for distances (although I don't know how prevalent they are, someone else can maybe answer that), and in Taiwan they have a completely alternate year system that is still in common use.

      I don't know what I am trying to say, other than the situation isn't as simple as you seem to imply.

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  29. Throwable? That's easy. by SoundGuyNoise · · Score: 4, Funny

    All robots are throwable. The key is, you have to find the one that handles the landings better than the rest.

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  30. RTFA - they want Dragon Runner v.2 by awtbfb · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Marines: I expect a good chunk of your R&D budget for this design.

    The base R&D has been done. They clearly say in the article they want something like Dragon Runner with more capability.

    I know a bit about Dragon Runner. Trust me, it's seriously cool and very well engineered. If you don't believe it has the "throwable" part down, watch this movie.

    1. Re:RTFA - they want Dragon Runner v.2 by lgw · · Score: 1

      Yes, that is seriously awesome. Thanks for the links.

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    2. Re:RTFA - they want Dragon Runner v.2 by Saint+Fnordius · · Score: 1

      From the article, I get the impression that what they are looking for is something that's not as heavy. I like the term "cam grenade", for example: sacrificing mobility for the ability to be tossed into a room or over a wall further than the Dragon Runner can be tossed.

      But you're right: this is now an evolutionary request, not revolutionary. Though having a baseball-sized drone camera would be a game changer, since it could be used in new ways.

    3. Re:RTFA - they want Dragon Runner v.2 by stuckinphp · · Score: 2, Informative

      Kind of like boston polices rubber bouncy ball camera that self stabalizes.. from 2005..

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  31. What they want already exists by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In the form of the Eye Ball R1 - http://www.defensereview.com/eye-ball-r1-throwable-camera-system-for-high-risk-mille-tactical-ops/

    Now, if they want to be able to control the devices movements, I'm sure that Remington or the company who actually designed them would be more than happy to do a bit of a redesign to suit.

  32. They already have throwable robots. by Animats · · Score: 4, Informative

    There are already throwable robots. The iRobot PackBot is sometimes thrown through a window to get a look inside a house. The USMC would like something a bit smaller, but the concept already works.

    Previous urban tactics were to throw in a grenade or demolish houses with artillery and tanks, so there's been some progress.

    1. Re:They already have throwable robots. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      Actually Qinetiq/Automatika's Dragon Runner is already designed to be throwable since it runs as easily right side up as upside down (they are really the same). It only weighs 16 pounds and is in use. It can be thrown through a second story window. They are looking for a lighter version of this.

      The iRobot Packbot is bigger. It weighs in over 40 pounds. It has been rolled through a window and can flip itself over if necessary.

  33. better safe than sorry by r00t · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    If we let the kids grow up, they become terrorists.
    Women give birth to future terrorists.

    1. Re:better safe than sorry by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Right on. They're only niggers after all.

  34. Waste of energy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Can't they just use cats with cameras strapped to their heads?

    1. Re:Waste of energy by Tetsujin · · Score: 2, Funny

      Can't they just use cats with cameras strapped to their heads?

      Yes! Extremely well-trained, obedient cats who will bravely follow instructions to the letter even in the harshest, most dangerous environments...

      I like this idea. I am confident that no flaws will be found in it.

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  35. yes, less military spending by circletimessquare · · Score: 2, Insightful

    because the world is a pleasant campfire singalong, and no ones means any one else any wrong

    as russia tries to claim the arctic, engages in neoimperialism in the caucasus, as china ramps up its military spending, as myanmar tries to get nukes, as north korea has them, as iran tries to get nukes, as venezuela ramps up military purchases of heavy armament, etc., etc.

    yeah, its a world of love and good will. no need for a serious military, you're a genius

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    1. Re:yes, less military spending by MartinSchou · · Score: 1

      With regards to "bad" countries trying to get nuclear weapons, look at the following scenario:

      Iraq - no nuclear weapons, got invaded and Sadam hung.
      North Korea - nuclear weapons, didn't get invaded and former president dropped by on a private diplomatic mission.

      Now, while it is entirely possible that the reason North Korea hasn't been been merged with South Korea is that they have enough military hardware pointed towards Soul to wipe it entirely off the map, it easily look a bit like this:

      Get nuclear weapons and you're safe, if not, you're screwed once the bigger nations wants something you have.

      North Korea has nothing that the US or other larger military powers want - so they're safe through those means.

    2. Re:yes, less military spending by Daniel+Dvorkin · · Score: 1

      GPP called for the military to be "pared down by 50% for the next 3 years running," by which I assume he means 1/2 of current spending next year, 1/4 of current spending the following year, and 1/8 of current spending the year after that. While I think this is pretty unrealistic (the drawdown costs would be enormous, and wipe out much of the savings) I have to note that we could spend 1/8 of our current defense budget and still have a pretty damn "serious military." This list for worldwide defense budgets for the mid-2000's makes the argument pretty compelling; we spend more than the rest of the world combined, and almost ten times as much as our nearest rival, China. Cutting out 7/8 of it isn't going to happen, nor should it ... but cutting it by, say, half over five years would be entirely reasonable, and would still leave us a large and well-equipped enough military to deal with any credible threat.

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    3. Re:yes, less military spending by bogjobber · · Score: 0, Troll

      How does a straw-man like this get modded insightful? GP never said we shouldn't have a serious military.

      If we cut military spending by 50%, we would still spend more than twice the total defense budgets of all those countries you mentioned.

      If we cut it by 50% three years in a row (that could never possibly happen, but go with me), we would still have the largest military budget in the world. We spend more money on "defense" than (approximately) the next twenty countries combined. And most of those countries are our very strong allies.

      Anybody that doesn't think we should drastically cut our defense budget is crazy and should be thrown in the loony bin. There is no need in the current geopolitical climate for anything remotely approaching the size and strength of our military.

      Figures taken from wikipedia, although they are easily found in many places.

    4. Re:yes, less military spending by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      Iraq - no nuclear weapons, got invaded and Sadam hung.

      Would you cry foul if a robber got shot and it turned out he only had a fake gun?

      The thing is, Iraq acted like it had them. My theory is that Saddam thought he had them because his minions feared ending up in a blender if they told him the truth.

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    5. Re:yes, less military spending by turing_m · · Score: 1

      it takes more than a willingness to parrot the neocon party line and faking creativity by self-consciously avoiding caps and punctuation to get a film funded, even if it is a lowly team america-esque propaganda film. you need talent and connections. if it were that easy half of freerepublic would have made a movie by now

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    6. Re:yes, less military spending by mdwh2 · · Score: 1

      Not only does a straw man get modded insightful, but why does the parent get modded troll merely for pointing this out, and having a viewpoint that someone disagrees with? If you disagree with him, come out and say it, rather than hiding behind the abudance of mod points you evidently receive.

      (I don't know if it's just me, but it seems moderation has really gone downhill recently. I'm tempted to just set all my modifiers to 0, as they're no longer a meaningful way of filtering actual trolls. Who's getting all the mod points?)

  36. Old news by Tubal-Cain · · Score: 1

    10lb-or-under robots its personnel can throw into dangerous situations

    You mean like the I-Ball?

  37. a bit slow... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I don't know if they realize this, but Talon Ops bought out a company that is making EXACTLY this already - to the letter. The little robot is called the Dragon Runner, and the larger robots can do just about anything - shoot guns, missiles, do recon, disable bombs, etc. They're already in use the field.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GmPMlT6XpHM - That's the Dragon Runner in action. It's also customizable with treads, weapons, etc.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yliThCy3RxY - TALON with a gun on it.

    I sat through a lecture about these this summer. They're pretty damn cool, but expensive - even just the Dragon Runner has a $30k price tag.

  38. It Exists! - The Scout from Recon Robotics by Amadablam · · Score: 5, Informative

    (Disclaimer: I'm not affiliated with this company, but I know somebody who is. I should talk to him about a "complimentary robot for referrals" program.) http://reconrobotics.com/ Recon Robotics makes a product called the Scout that is designed specifically for this purpose. Each robot weighs only 1.2 pounds, is deployable and easily controllable by a single soldier, and is relatively inexpensive compared to other combat-ready robot technologies. I know I want one. ;)

  39. Answer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Pokeball!

  40. The Pokémon generation has grown up... by Improv · · Score: 1

    I am nervous that the kids who grew up on Pokémon are all grown up and in the military now....

    Are they going to throw Pokéballs at opposing forces?

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  41. Where's the Contract? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Anyone know how to view the contract for this request? Or any more in depth information about where the request came from (I RTFA).

  42. Robot - I choose you! by dbIII · · Score: 4, Funny

    It would be ideal if the robot comes in a little ball or is ball shaped and unfolds. Being able to announce it's name for identification is a bonus. Being bright yellow for visability and being able to electricute even the entire crew of a helicopter would certainly stop any team with rockets.

  43. Nade 'em by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Grenade with a camera and a remote trigger,
    Now there's a robot, just to bad you can't reuse it.

  44. snakes on a battlefield by SethJohnson · · Score: 5, Interesting

    No real joke intended here. But just an idea-- robotic snakes. The snake form factor does a lot better on rough terrain than anything based on wheels. If it is built to look like a real snake, it can also frighten enemies beyond belief. They can also be designed to be thrown up on telephone / power lines, hook on, then travel along the line while sending video back to the thrower. Power lines are a great vantage point.

    Seth

    1. Re:snakes on a battlefield by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The Israelis recently developed just such a military snakebot, minus your line-crawling idea.

    2. Re:snakes on a battlefield by n1ckml007 · · Score: 1

      Snakes on the mofo battlefield! -SLJ

  45. Cognitive dissonance, thy name is liberal by SeaDuck79 · · Score: 0

    There is waste in any bureaucracy, and the military is no different. How a liberal, who generally is in favor of bigger government, can rail against the waste that is endemic in a big government and yet cannot recognize the dissonance between those two desires and grow up is beyond me, but that's an aside for now.

    What say you put YOUR life on the line, and then tell others they are spending too much to protect you, hmmm?

    1. Re:Cognitive dissonance, thy name is liberal by Daniel+Dvorkin · · Score: 2, Informative

      How a liberal, who generally is in favor of bigger government, can rail against the waste that is endemic in a big government and yet cannot recognize the dissonance between those two desires and grow up is beyond me, but that's an aside for now.

      [sigh] Liberals, like conservatives and libertarians and people of just about every other political philosophy, want government to do certain things and not do certain other things. Nobody is in favor of "big government" generally, and people who tell you they're in favor of "small government" are generally lying -- they always want to shrink some parts of government and expand others. Libertarians are kinda-sorta the exception, but libertarians who align themselves with conservatives are fools, because conservatives are guaranteed to produce just as big a government as liberals, only they'll try to do it without paying.

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    2. Re:Cognitive dissonance, thy name is liberal by interkin3tic · · Score: 2, Insightful

      How a liberal, who generally is in favor of bigger government, can rail against the waste that is endemic in a big government

      If you think liberals are in favor of "big government" for it's own sake, you've really confused partisan slander with reality.

      We're for expanding effective programs and cutting the waste. It's only confusing if you don't realize that not everyone thinks that all government spending is inherently wasteful.

      What say you put YOUR life on the line, and then tell others they are spending too much to protect you, hmmm?

      You're being a simpleton. Not all military spending goes to protecting our soldiers.

    3. Re:Cognitive dissonance, thy name is liberal by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      Everyone wants just the right amount of government. The argument is about the definition of what "just right" means.

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    4. Re:Cognitive dissonance, thy name is liberal by Attila+Dimedici · · Score: 1

      to do certain things and not do certain other things. Nobody is in favor of "big government" generally, and people who tell you they're in favor of "small government" are generally lying -- they always want to shrink some parts of government and expand others.

      Most conservatives I know, believe that the parts of government that do the certain things they want the government to do are big enough and don't need expanding. Most liberals I know think the parts of government that do the certain things they want to do aren't big enough and do need expanding.

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    5. Re:Cognitive dissonance, thy name is liberal by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Most conservatives I know, believe that the parts of government that do the certain things they want the government to do are big enough and don't need expanding. Most liberals I know think the parts of government that do the certain things they want to do aren't big enough and do need expanding.

      Might be because you're an American, where those parts of government that are approved of by conservatives generally are large and well funded, and those approved of by liberals are in a shocking state?

    6. Re:Cognitive dissonance, thy name is liberal by gad_zuki! · · Score: 1

      >Most conservatives I know, believe that the parts of government that do the certain things they want the government to do are big enough and don't need expanding.

      Right, like all those conservatives who want a smaller military.

    7. Re:Cognitive dissonance, thy name is liberal by Attila+Dimedici · · Score: 1

      No, see, I know lots of conservatives who want the military to stay the size it is (the parts that do the things they want) and other parts of government to shrink (the parts they don't want. I don't know any liberals that want parts of the government to stay the size they are, they either want the part to grow (social programs, the part they want), or they want it to shrink (the military, the part they don't want).
      I suppose you don't see the difference between wanting to keep the parts you like the size they are and wanting to make the parts you like bigger?
      As I said, most conservatives think the parts of government they like are big enough, most liberals think the parts of government they like need to get bigger.

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    8. Re:Cognitive dissonance, thy name is liberal by gad_zuki! · · Score: 1

      Only because the things the cons like are already over-represented to the tune of 650 billion in military spending. It didnt get that way because the cons thought that the miiltary was big enough, but over decades of demanding more defense spending, pork, etc.

      Now that the cons have situated themselves well you cant sit back and say "See, theyre fiscally responsible and want smaller government." No, they are not. In fact it took Obama to stop the production of F-22s we didnt need to fight an enemy that no longer exists.

      Every GOP presidency in past couple of decades has led to massive deficit spending. Clinton cleaned up the Bush years and Obama will have to clean up the other Bush's mess.

      Not to mention when liberals spend we get the GI Bill and FHA. When cons spend we get f-22s we dont need and on top of it they cut taxes for their rich pals, thus guaranteeing a deficit.

  46. I want one, too! by Dr.+Photo · · Score: 1

    :-D

  47. Link has audio! by Blakey+Rat · · Score: 2, Informative

    Jesus Christ, WARN US when the site auto-plays extremely LOUD audio. I almost shit myself.

  48. north korea can't feed its own people by circletimessquare · · Score: 1

    the north korean government works as a blackmailing entity: lob missiles over japan, set off nukes... get shipments of food and oil from concerned countries. rather than gee, i dunno, figuring out the korean war is over and engaging in peaceful trade with its neighbors so its able to afford food and oil on its own?

    now all of what you said might be true, but i always thought the purpose of a government was to serve it's people. but a nuclear power whose people eat leaves? does that make any sense to you? to me, its the dictionary definition of an illegitimate government

    the only thing the government of north korea serves is the ego of a little old man in 4 inch lifts. the north korean government does not deserve to exist. not that anyone is in a position to remove it. and even when it finally decays or implodes (which people have been waiting for it to do for fifty years) you have to deal with a psychologically traumatized population who have spent their entire lives extremely propagandized about all of the japanese and americans on hair trigger readiness to come and rape the women and eat the babies... if it weren't for dear leader vision and genius saving them. have some more leaves

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    1. Re:north korea can't feed its own people by MartinSchou · · Score: 1

      I've never said that the North Korean leadership does a good job (apart from keeping itself in power). Just that when you look at Iraq as an example, then perhaps getting your hands on some nukes is a good idea.

      Or Pakistan. Run (perhaps used to be) by a military style dictatorship with huge tracts of land that are/were used for training ground for terrorists. But there's no point in spreading democracy there. Besides, they have nukes - so it's not like using force would be a good idea either. Who knows where the nukes might end up? Whether they are fired or not.

  49. of course we can cut waste by circletimessquare · · Score: 1
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    1. Re:of course we can cut waste by mdwh2 · · Score: 1

      but the usa ranks only 27th in military spending per GDP

      Fixed that for you. And the relevance is?

      You may be interested in http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_military_expenditures#Chart_by_country_or_organization .

      Or if you want a measure that takes size into account, then by all means divide it by population (and watch the US come out even higher compared with, say, China).

  50. cutting waste is a noble goal by circletimessquare · · Score: 1, Informative
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    1. Re:cutting waste is a noble goal by Daniel+Dvorkin · · Score: 2, Insightful

      How is percentage of GDP the relevant measure here? The US is richer than most other countries; we already knew that. No matter how much money we have, the question to ask is "how much should we spend on X to get what we need" (whether X is defense or something else) not "what percentage of our wealth should we spend on X?" If you make ten times as much money as someone else, it does not follow that you have to spend ten times as much money on your house, your car, and everything else.

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    2. Re:cutting waste is a noble goal by ToasterMonkey · · Score: 3, Insightful

      How is percentage of GDP the relevant measure here?

      We have more to defend, and a larger stake in global politics/stability?

      Bigger stick == better?

      Just guessing.

      I don't see how spending FOO * Scary Nation Defense Budget BAR makes any sense. What if there are several Scary Nations and Bad Countries?
      I think military spending should be greater than the combination of all 'OTHER' country's military spending, but within your means. OTHER being anyone we don't trust right now. Are we spending within our means? ~5%, I guess so. Who is OTHER now? Do you trust them enough to cut back?

    3. Re:cutting waste is a noble goal by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      How is percentage of GDP the relevant measure here?

      The absolute amount isn't a particularly good measure. See, countries vary in size and population by quite a lot.

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    4. Re:cutting waste is a noble goal by Alegery · · Score: 1

      I wasn't aware bullets' effectiveness was relative to a country's GDP. I guess that explains the US's higher crime rate too.

    5. Re:cutting waste is a noble goal by mdwh2 · · Score: 1

      Percentage of GDP still isn't useful.

      Amount per population would be a more useful measure to take into account different sizes of country. But since China has about three times as many people as the US, then this just makes the difference between the US and China even greater.

    6. Re:cutting waste is a noble goal by Hognoxious · · Score: 2

      Percentage of GDP still isn't useful.

      Yes it is. It says a lot about what that countries priorites are.

      Spend per person is useless because wealth varies so much. Compare North Korea (poor but aggressive) with Switzerland (rich but pacifist).

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    7. Re:cutting waste is a noble goal by bogjobber · · Score: 1

      Right now OTHER is a bunch of camel jockies from Saudi Arabia hiding along the Pakistan/Afghanistan border. We could spend 1% of our current budget and still massively outspend those clowns, but that's a completely ridiculous way to measure our spending.

      Currently our defense budget is largely spent on massive weapons programs that are unfeasible and highly unlikely to be used in the current geopolitical climate. Even in the 80's when the Soviet Union was a legitimate threat our budget was ridiculous, and as the risk of large-scale conflict with a world power has *diminished* our defense budget has *increased*.

      And it has less to do with security than with padding the pockets of defense contractors. See the recent example of the F-22 Raptor program where the *military* wanted to cut the program but congressmen fought tooth and nail to keep it, simply because it brought jobs and revenue to their districts and campaign contributions from defense companies.

  51. khan got nuke plans from the dutch by circletimessquare · · Score: 1

    and he sold it to the iranians, libyans, and the north koreans

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Abdul_Qadeer_Khan

    he may be the man indirectly responsible for the deaths of millions, one way or another, if nukes ever percolates down to even sketchier countries and entities

    but pakistan's nukes are mostly a point of pride in pakistan's blood feud with india

    as for iraq, iraq would have never have gotten nukes. even if the usa never existed. the reason being is that iraq's main problem is that it couldn't stop invading its neighbors: iran and kuwait. either israel or iran would have bombed any iraqi nuclear sites to stop it from acquiring nukes if no one else was going to (israel already bombed a syrian nuclear site). of course, iraq never was building nukes (ah cheney, you lying manipulative sleazebag)

    north korea meanwhile, is insane and evil, but not stupid: it doesn't actually live up to all its endless military propaganda of its insurmountable strength (actually invade south korea), because then it knows it would be wiped from the earth in less than a week. its old cold war sponsors beijing and moscow have long since tired of north korea, and mainly barely tolerate it nowadays, as a rabid dog that serves the vaguely useful purpose of scaring the west and keeping its attentions diverted

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  52. Tip: Always quote the parent by ToasterMonkey · · Score: 1

    Further than I would want to throw myself if we're talking about into a room with a lot of angry men with guns. Also, I'm not in the same shape a marine would be, I'd expect a marine would be able to throw a 10lb weight further. The article specifically mentions "can see around corners inside buildings, sewers, drainpipes, caves, courtyards" so corners, not distances, and it sounds kind of like they're looking into remote controlled after being thrown.

    Yet another rash judgement from someone didn't even RTFA, let alone knows the full story. But lets not let trivial details like facts we don't know stand in the way of our statement that fully half our military budget is completely dispensable.

    (For the record, I'm a liberal and also dislike the amount we spend on the military. It's not that I'm biased in favor of dumping all our money on the military, you're just making us look dumb.)

    Mmmmm-kay. Yeah, you sound like a combat veteran who knows what he's talking about. NOT!!

    What you actually sound like, is a middle aged has-been who watches to much television and assumes that Hollywood knows combat.

    Challenge: Define "shelter" and "cover". Watch a dozen or even a gross of Hollywood productions. Watch carefully for every instance in which the concepts are accurately conveyed, and realistically used.

    BTW - you might have RTFA. It's the MARINES who want this 10-poung-or-less-robot, not the National Guard. No one who has ever worn a uniform can possibly confuse the two.

    If you can't figure out the moderations going up and down on your post, it's because this is what Slashdoters see with default settings. You sound insane.
    I've figured out the real thread, but the average moderator probably didn't :\

    Slashdot, wtf.

  53. sure the usa could spend less by circletimessquare · · Score: 1

    mainly by cutting waste. but if military spending is below 5% gdp, in any country, i don't see the problem

    if military spending were 10% or more of gdp, i'm with your words completely

    otherwise, something as vital as military spending is under 5%? i'm trying to get upset or concerned, and i can't

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  54. A camera grenade! by Saint+Fnordius · · Score: 1

    You know, basing the camera on a grenade form/body might be the best solution: forget about mobility and instead concentrate on making just a camera you can toss into a room.

    I can imagine making it softball-sized, so that it would be easy to lob. Once the camera lands, it extends tripod legs to right itself. The camera can then pan in 360Â, maybe even with slight elevation controls as well. Moving the camera is done by hand, folding the legs back in so that the camera can be tossed into the next room (repeat until battery is drained).

    It's possible that the camera will be tampered with, but the mere act of tampering will be usable info. Microphones can pick up voices, to tell the difference between a bad landing or if someone is trying to block the images. Also, anywhere you can toss the cam grenade, you can toss a shrapnel grenade to go with it: no need to make the cam grenade heavier with booby trap explosives.

    Unlike an explosive hand grenade, the cam grenade won't kill hostages/civilians. This is important, as the marines' future missions won't allow for a "kill 'em all and let God sort them out" mentality.

  55. Lets put them in balls by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    they could put them in little balls and when two marines would meet eachother they would set up a fight, the winner would take the robot of the other.
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  56. In other news... by karnat10 · · Score: 1

    ...the Marine Corps also wants a pony.

  57. Time to ban anime... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Before we surf in the skies and throw robots with robots.

  58. The prototype was heard to say ... by wd40 · · Score: 1

    "Nobody throws a robot!"

  59. It's a stupid argument though by TheLink · · Score: 1

    I don't care about the quantity of government. I care about the quality.

    Fix the quality and the quantity will take care of itself.

    I believe you can't fix the quantity and expect the quality to take care of itself, so to me the endless arguments about quantity just shows how stupid people are.

    Voting for politicians just because they want "small" (or "big") government isn't going to help you get better government.

    Just say you get a government of just one person, because you think a government of just one bad person reduces the amount of badness. The trouble is that one person could make bad[1] contracts with crappy organisations to do the millions of stuff he/she can't do (or doesn't want to do).

    [1] Bad for the people, but good for him/her and his/her cronies.

    And the last I checked, corporations in the USA do NOT necessarily have to care about "luxuries" like "Freedom of Speech". Even if the immediate government contractors are required to care, they could always keep subcontracting till the phrase becomes useless.

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  60. Critical? by Martin+P.+Hellwig · · Score: 1

    Gun & Ammo, water & food if not possible to get on site, the rest is optional.

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  61. Already Exists by NosLycn · · Score: 1

    Why do I picture the military throwing Furby over a wall or launching Furby from a cannon?

  62. -5 Troll by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Your shit movie might get done faster if you stop trolling all the time. Go back to your cave.

  63. Interesting by Neckel · · Score: 1
    Sounds like in the Marines Corp, recently many command related exchanges ended with "You know what, you go there yourself" Remembering all those inscriptions on airplanes, tanks, bombs etc, I don't really want to imagine what we'll being seeing written (or worse, drawn), on those robots.

    Then, hmm, "Uuhhh, danger, lets send in the robot". Where have all Gung ho's gone?
    Also the battle situation for all those teenage marines will become more realistic. They'll be given a screen, a joystick, and they need to shoot down all the other moving dots on the screen. Less training needed, no more x weeks of Pendleton.

    When it comes to the RFP, I hope they added as requirement the emitters you wear when facing the robot. Sending out the signal "f-r-i-e-n-d-l-y". Afgans , I imagine, will be rather keen to get some of those.

    Seriously, lets try to see things in a positive manner - it documents the will of generals not to waste young lifes - hopefully on both sides.

  64. Wacky WallWalker FTW! by n1ckml007 · · Score: 1
  65. hamster ball + spring + webcam by 192939495969798999 · · Score: 1

    All you need is a clear plastic hamster ball, a spring, and a webcam with wifi attached. Throw that in there, the cam will see everything and theball will roll around for a minute before it gets destroyed or loses momentum. Cost: way less than whatever robot they were thinking of developing. Does no one use their brain anymore? geez!

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  66. Re:Not a new idea... use a bat bomb by mspohr · · Score: 1
    Better to use one of these:

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bat_bomb

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  67. Why so heavy? by hesaigo999ca · · Score: 1

    With our technology of today I could see more like 2 to 5 pounds max each...why so heavy, and for the distance they need to be thrown, have built in parachute like devises to avoid getting damaged, and lower the need for protective outer shell...would cut down a bit on the weight...throwing a 10 vs throwing a 5 pound weight is enormous.

  68. wasting ordinance on "collateral damage" is BAD by RobertLTux · · Score: 1

    of course if i was designing this thing i would have it able to go "BOOM" on command/ when shot/after timeout
    but anytime you use ordinance and don't disable any enemy is bad. disabling innocent civilians in the process is even worse.

    so throw a bot into the room roll the dice
    everybody in the room a valid "target" = pop the bot and make entry during the confusion
    Mixed room = use Hot zone protocol (hey you know where almost everybody is)
    No valid targets = put weapons on safe and pick up your bot on the way through

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  69. Straw man by mdwh2 · · Score: 1

    Straw man. No one is saying "because the world is a pleasant campfire singalong, and no ones means any one else any wrong", "its a world of love and good will" nor are they saying "no need for a serious military". The issue was less spending, not none at all. For heaven's sake, please try to at least respond to what people say. But I guess it's easier to get modded up if you make up a point of view to argue against?

    If, e.g., a certain invasion didn't happen, there'd be hundreds of billions of dollars extra to use for worrying about that other stuff.

    And what, precisely, are you going to do with extra military spending in response to other countries having nukes? Invade all of them before they get them? Good luck with that. Invade them after they get them? Yeah right. Have nukes as a deterrent? The US already has them.

  70. Weapon X by MonsterTrimble · · Score: 1

    Was I the only one who's first thought after reading the headline was Fastball Special?

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fastball_Special

    Now if the robot was called Wolverine, I'd be all in.

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  71. So you agree after all by mdwh2 · · Score: 1

    Ah, it's funny to watch you now back-peddle. Yes, the question of how much a % of GDP to spend on an issue is a matter of debate - you might say 5% is fine, the OP thought it should be less than that.

    That's a completely different claim to your original argument that reducing spending would mean the US is incapable of running a "serious" military, or dealing with any of the threats that the US may face - for that, percentage of GDP is not a very meaningful measure.

    If you say "sure the usa could spend less", then I see it turns out you agree with the OP after all, because that's what he was saying.

  72. A failed prototype by Tetsujin · · Score: 1

    One prototype for this kind of robot didn't do so well in tests....

    Sgt. Connor tossed the robot into a room hoping for a report - after a short period it rolled back out of the room to communicate back its findings...

    Connor: Report.
    Robot: HARO, GENKI?
    Connor: Yeah, hi. Report, please.
    Robot: HARO, GENKI? HARO!
    Connor: Damnit, tell me what's in there!
    Robot: CONNOR-GUNSOU, OKKOTTEIRU, OKKOTTEIRU.

    Connor then kicked the robot, causing it to rebound off a wall and hit him in the head.

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  73. Already exists by chromakey · · Score: 1
  74. Re:The Pokémon generation has grown up. by Tetsujin · · Score: 1

    I am nervous that the kids who grew up on Pokémon are all grown up and in the military now....

    Are they going to throw Pokéballs at opposing forces?

    This Penny Arcade seems rather apropos...

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  75. Screamers.. by modi123 · · Score: 1
    Clearly the article points to something akin to the Screamers from the 1995 scifi movie. wiki link

    Five years into the war, Alliance scientists created a weapon called the Autonomous Mobile Sword, or "screamer". The artificially intelligent screamers were subterranean, self-replicating, crawlers which target and locate a life-form by tracking its pulse. The screamers are equipped with a spinning saw blade designed to kill by "leaping" from the ground and dismembering the target.

    Spooky steps to a reality for "Autonomous Mobile Sword".

  76. Ten pounds is too heavy by grikdog · · Score: 1

    Far better to have a bag of 8 ounce robots that you throw into a situation like a box of ball bearings. Let them scatter, sprout eyes, ears, chemical sensors and IR antennae, instantly network with each other and move in coordinated swarms toward a target. Just watching the beasties react to your presence would send you into a heebie jeebie fit, with a strong incentive to move away. Especially if a few of 'bots are C4 grenades which can be maneuvered forward by the network and detonated by independent circuitry. Since this can be a re-programmable network, you could have a medic fog as well as a search and destroy fog.

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  77. Robots will throw you by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Just wait until the robots decide to throw YOU into the dangerous situations.

  78. Pocket sized recon robots by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    iRobot Ember

  79. Chair! Ballmer! by Tablizer · · Score: 1

    Steve Ballmer has announced the release of Microsoft Chairbot 1.0. He has allegedly personally tested its throwing characteristics himself with heavy enthusiasm.

  80. Robot? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If the main purpose is to gather information in a dangerous situation, why does it have to be a robot? maybe i need to lookup the actual definition of a robot.

    Seems like the ultimate would be an orb about the size of a softball. This orb would contain sensing equipment like infra-red cameras, microphones and a radio transmitter to send the info back to a marine with a computer. This information could be used to count the number of enemy combatants, the number of them wounded, where they are located, and listen into their conversations. Ok, with all that equipment, maybe it would be closer to the size of a football. If the info from the probe leads to the conclusion that there are too many enemies for our forces to move into the area, or if our enemies decide to stop our snooping by shooting the probe, it blows up in their face.

    Let's call it a "probe grenade" or "pre-nade".

  81. I saw this somewhere by grh_angelone · · Score: 1

    They should store them in small colorful plastic balls. Each time they encounter the enemy, everyone throws their roboball into some arena. Gogo picachu!