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  1. Re:Bug is really for Windows XP on IE Flaw Exploit In Hacker Kit 'Raises the Stakes' · · Score: 3, Funny

    "Broken Windows create jobs."

    I'm a window cleaner, you insensitive clod.

  2. Re:something for nothing on Royal Navy Website Hacked, Passwords Revealed · · Score: 1

    Good point :) The way GGP wrote it though, it seemed like he was talking about general web bugs rather than security. It's pretty unfathomable that you'd take "it would be too much work" as an excuse for not securing a site against providing public access to its database.

  3. Re:Why !? on Royal Navy Website Hacked, Passwords Revealed · · Score: 1

    they've used the Anti-Terrorism legislation to detain a pensioner who shouted "nonsense" at the labour party conference

    To be fair, they mistook "nonsense" for a request.

  4. something for nothing on Royal Navy Website Hacked, Passwords Revealed · · Score: 1

    "it would take them too much time to change the code...unless you choose to value their extra work and pay them for it, instead of expecting to piggy-back it onto the previous job."

    Fixed that for you.

  5. Re:Since this thing attacks Firesheep on Firesheep Countermeasure Tool BlackSheep · · Score: 1

    Great Scott! Why would you want to fire him?!

  6. Re:Yeah, well... on US Wants Upper Hand In Battling High-Tech Bad Guys · · Score: 1, Funny

    Yeah, well, if you were a government, you could afford a pony. Maybe even quite a few destriers.

  7. Re:Drivers larger than 2TB! on Swedes Show Intel Sandy Bridge Running BIOS-Successor UEFI · · Score: 1

    "That's correct -- Microsoft optimizes their video driver by pre-rendering every possible graphic in advance"

    To be fair, it is only 16 million different colors of pixel. It's all the CPU-bound pixel-by-pixel copying that worries me.

  8. Re:Drivers larger than 2TB! on Swedes Show Intel Sandy Bridge Running BIOS-Successor UEFI · · Score: 1

    I heard that's about the size of the new kernel for Windows 8!

    Yes,almost the entire 2GB of the windows kernel is a graphics driver. It's been included in windows kernels for quite a while now. Of course, most people replace that quickly, with something from nVidia or ATI.

  9. Re:Why can't we have commercial software like this on Zeus Attackers Turned the Tables On Researchers · · Score: 1

    Because they have an incentive your normal software maufacturer doesnt have. It has to work as supposed to it has to ship.

    I was expecting you to say that they don't have to pay taxes ;)

  10. Re:Indeed, THERE IS NO SILVER BULLET on A Decade of Agile Programming — Has It Delivered? · · Score: 2, Funny

    "getting the requirements out of a user is like sucking cock"

    Your users must be a lot more fun than ours.

  11. Re:Maybe they did it wrong... on A Decade of Agile Programming — Has It Delivered? · · Score: 1

    "so they wiped out the project team"

    Murder seems a little over the top.

  12. Re:Looks on VLC Developer Takes a Stand Against DRM Enforcement · · Score: 1

    I don't know why you're suddenly on about licenses. I was talking about a completely different subject.

  13. Re:so much for being open on Google Bans Sale of Android Spying App · · Score: 2, Insightful

    "apparently you don't have teenage children"

    Apparently you messed yours up. Now would be a good time to pay attention to other points of view about whether spying on your kids is OK.

  14. Re:1st to to say on New VP8 Codec SDK Release Improves Performance · · Score: 1

    "I hope other hw manufacturers follow!"

    I hear that just about all hw media device manufacturers are planning to use this, actually. ...they just want to finish up their Ogg Vorbis support first.

  15. Re:Looks on VLC Developer Takes a Stand Against DRM Enforcement · · Score: 1, Interesting

    "You could just as easlily say that the GPL is incompatible with the App store as the other way round."

    Not when the app store flies in the face of decades of standard software distribution/installation practices.

  16. Re:100% coverage is expensive on Google Rolls Out Chrome 7 · · Score: 1

    Formal verification is more like a mathematical proof. It's generally done in specialised languages, and doesn't have much to do with test cases.

  17. Re:So much and yet. on Google Now Second-Largest ISP · · Score: 1

    And the rest think the web is the internet. I heard someone on TV last week refer to Tim Berners-Lee as the inventor of the Internet, and that it was invented in 1990 :/ I don't even think he should get full credit for inventing the web, considering that hypertext and Xanadu were invented long before.

  18. Re:Cyber? Really? on CyberForensics · · Score: 1

    Any term or word tagged with the prefix "cyber" reeks of ignorance and opportunism.

    I was about to say that the military also use the term, but I guess you have that covered with "ignorance" :)

  19. Re:maybe on In the Face of Android, Why Should Nokia Stick With MeeGo? · · Score: 1

    "It's like comparing Windows to Linux">

    Perhaps, if Linux is version 0.01, and has been abandoned already.

  20. Re:maybe on In the Face of Android, Why Should Nokia Stick With MeeGo? · · Score: 1

    I work for NOKIA and Google is our primary competitor

    NO. NOKIA is your primary competitor, until you sort out the problems that caused you to sabotage the N900's OS and create a whole bunch of ex-customers.

  21. Re:I call shenanigans on Information Rage Coming Soon To an Office Near You · · Score: 1

    As a long time worker in a G8 tax department, information overload has been going on for years.

    That's one or two job types, times many instances. The problem today is that many people are being expected to handle more kinds of work**, faster, and to multitask between them as if there's no context switching cost.

    ** I mean, seriously... how many ads do you see for IT positions where "experience of hamburger sales, and a willingness to help out in the tax department when necessary" or something similar is thrown in at the end?

  22. Re:And yet? on Linux 2.6.36 Released · · Score: 1

    "What I read somewhere was that flash video is much more complex than simply showing a video, because it needs to be able to composite vector animation on top of the video."

    That's not difficult; you just render to a surface, and overlay another surface. Mplayer does that with subtitles, for instance.

  23. Re:Obvious Flaws on Chatbot Suzette Wins 20th Annual Loebner Prize, Fools One Judge · · Score: 1

    What? Why the hell not? The test is to converse like a human. Human conversations include delays.

  24. Re:not so chatty bot on Chatbot Suzette Wins 20th Annual Loebner Prize, Fools One Judge · · Score: 1

    But pretty clearly not a human after a few lines. The complete disconnect in conversation where I said "how convenient" gave it away.

    Yeah, I don't know why you said that either ;)

  25. Re:I think Nokia understand phones by now on In the Face of Android, Why Should Nokia Stick With MeeGo? · · Score: 1

    You think Nokia understand phones? Really? Have you SEEN the amount of customers they have, bitching on their blogs about how they feel let down, etc.? It seems Nokia have even abandoned some blogs because of it.