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  1. Re:Return? on Future of NASA's Manned Spaceflight Looks Bleak · · Score: 2, Informative
  2. Don't need to go so far... on Lost World of Fanged Frogs and Giant Rats · · Score: 1

    You don't need to go into space for sexual cautionary tales like that. For instance, if I recall correctly, there's a filipino tale about a guy who made love to a hole in a tree and became obsessed with it.

  3. Re:And then what? on Apple Pulls C64 Emulator From the App Store · · Score: 1

    it probably duplicates core functionality[...]turns it into a "computer" that people can then "use" to "get stuff done"

    I don't get it... where's the duplicated functionality in that? ;)

  4. Open = Create | View | Edit | ...otherN on Snow Leopard Snubs Document Creator Codes · · Score: 1

    This now means, for example, that the PDF manual for Final Cut Express 2 will open with Preview (because that is my default application for displaying PDFs) not with Adobe Reader (because Acrobat 5 was set as the creator code when it was produced)

    Which is exactly the problem. These are different things: creating, viewing, and editing, which are all being lumped together under the default "opener".

    What's really needed is a default application for each verb: the default editor, default viewer, etc., and a simple way to express which you mean to do. Something like the tabbing in blender to switch modes might work: tab to create/edit mode, your pointer changes to one with an edit motif, double-clicking opens files in your editor; tab to research/view mode, double-clicking opens files in a quick viewer.

  5. Re:A new HBO series on Lost World of Fanged Frogs and Giant Rats · · Score: 1

    Sookie? Is that you? Aah told yah tuh stay inside.

  6. Re:world's largest rat on Lost World of Fanged Frogs and Giant Rats · · Score: 1

    which is surprising, since they're not listed as an endangered species

    Neither are carrots, but they still make an excellent snack.

  7. Re:finally on Lost World of Fanged Frogs and Giant Rats · · Score: 1

    Giant Rats are level 9. Jeez. All these n00bs who've never played Dungeon Master, and think they know something about RPGs ;)

    But seriously... give it a go. It's a very cool (abandonware) game when you get into it. The giant rats might not scare you much, but the giant scorpions, deathknights, and dragons will.

  8. Of course it jives on Bootstrapping a New Technology? · · Score: 1

    So, the idea is "simple enough that a sophisticated hobbyist could build one in a couple weekends from plans and standard electronics" and yet you are "not an electrical or RF guy so I can't carry out my own independent development on the electronics".

    This does not jive.

    Of course it jives.

    The "simple motion capture idea" involving "RF", you see, is to send out blasts of microwave energy. A simple stereo microphone then listens for footfalls as the participant screams and tries to get away, using the relative footfall volume and a basic anatomy model** to calculate movement vectors. Ideally, screams would also be used for positioning the head in the model, but in trials, it turned out that horrified onlookers unfortunately introduced random anomalous screams.

    Anyway, it definitely does jive. In fact, it produces a great many dance moves.

    ** Human anatomy in v0.1, but soon to include dogs, cats, etc.

  9. Re:Obligatory XKCD on Kernel 2.6.31 To Speed Up Linux Desktop · · Score: 1

    the fact that this "basic thing that everyone else takes for granted" doesn't work is is Adobe's fault, not the Linux community's fault.

    I really wouldn't be so quick to say that. There are TONS of flaws in X11, and tons of projects underway to fix them. I link to Gallium3D because it's a big one and associated with more, not because it's the only one. Search phoronix for xorg as well, for instance, and start reading. X *is* ancient, after all. With work going on to fix basic things like that, saying it's "not our fault" that a major corporation hasn't managed to make their tried and tested tech work on your system is a bit arrogant.

  10. VERBs on Meet Uzbl — a Web Browser With the Unix Philosophy · · Score: 1

    Web browsers essentially do four things: ask for pages (possibly when you click on a link), render pages, embed plugins, and run scripts.

    HTTP, on the other hand, does eight things: OPTIONS, HEAD, GET, POST, PUT, DELETE, TRACE and CONNECT.

    A complex modern browser could easily be split into separate http and renderer components (Konqueror may work this way), and possibly many simpler components than that.

  11. unix is not unix on Meet Uzbl — a Web Browser With the Unix Philosophy · · Score: 1

    I don't know where everyone has gotten this "bad_UI == unix" idea from, except maybe from wishful thinking due to denial that Unices need a UI update.

    The only "philosophy" unix has about software design is that tools should be orthogonal, as simple as REASONABLE for a task, and interoperable with tools for other tasks, and that some sort of UI should let you easily combine their power.

    How does that fit into the modern GUI? As scriptable components, like COM on windows or DCOM/DBUS in KDE. In other words, not single-channel text streams and pipes like this so-called browser promotes or old-style command-line tools promote, but modern objects with clear object-oriented interfaces. However, even after unix gets that, it needs some easy way to link the things together. Where's the thing to link them together? The closest thing I've seen would be Automator, and that's for OS X, not standard unix.

    I like unix as much as anyone, but really... Unix people really need to stop shouting about the unix philosophy until they start being the best at it again.

  12. Re:Story meaning? on How 136 People Became 7 Million Illegal File-Sharers · · Score: 1

    this study bad because it "downsides" the amount of filesharers

    That's "downsizes"

  13. Adobe fucked it up for everyone too on Google To Host International SVG Conference · · Score: 1

    SVG has been around for quite sometime. The first specifications were released in 2001, Every major browser except IE supports SVG out of the box. The biggest reason it has been slow in adoption is the lack of support in IE, which is mostly due to Microsoft's former stagnation between the releases of IE 6.0 and IE 7.

    This is all quite true. However, there was another big player that fucked SVG up for us all: Adobe. They made an SVG plugin, but promoted THEIR proprietary code for embedding it, so that even when sites did make SVG for IE with Adobe SVG, it wouldn't actually work in a browser that supported the standard methods.

    There was some slight take-off of SVG back then. Might have gotten somewhere, if it wasn't for that bad implementation. It's still largely IE's fault, but I'm sure Adobe could have done better, had they tried.

  14. They can be on "Overwhelming" Evidence For Magnetic Monopoles · · Score: 1

    Monopoles are not illegal

    Yes, but don't go putting anyone's eye out with it.

  15. Re:Obligatory on First Hot-Ice Computer Created · · Score: 1

    Imagine a Beowulf Cluster of these things!

    Hmm. Ice. Beowulf. I believe what you're referring to has been done, and given a name. Scandinavia.

  16. Re:Err, not a BSOD on First Hot-Ice Computer Created · · Score: 1

    Once the hot-ice crystallizes at a given spot in the matrix, it cannot crystallize again until you reset the system. (by boiling it and melting all of the crystals)

    So, when the crystals form into a circular path in the system execution stops because there's no place for the reaction to spread before it stops.

    I can fix this for them. With a blow-torch.

  17. Re:It's called critical thinking on First Hot-Ice Computer Created · · Score: 1

    His level of certainty is most often associated with religion.

    You seem awfully sure about that ;)

  18. Re:Again - people were paid to study this? on Attractive Women Make Men Temporarily Stupid · · Score: 2, Funny

    I could have told you that.

    Indeed. Women put unreasonable demands on men. News at 11.

  19. Re:stupid on UK Royal Society Claims Geo-Engineering Feasible · · Score: 2, Insightful

    We've already fucked with it. (Without understanding).

    That's how he knows.

  20. Re:New information processing methods on First Hot-Ice Computer Created · · Score: 4, Funny

    And your qualificatione for shaking your head are what?

    Uhh... having a head, and being able to shake it?

  21. Re:X-Men 2 was wrong then? on All Humans Are Mutants, Say Scientists · · Score: 2, Funny

    I have shocking news for you, you may want to have a seat: women have fathers, just like men. Disturbing, I know.

    I have shocking news for you. You may want to have a seat. You've been lied to about this.

  22. new fundamental force = leap, none = plateau on Has the Rate of Technical Progress Slowed? · · Score: 1

    from my Amiga.

    Don't mention Amigas, or you'll prove the article correct before the debate has begun ;) If you do, at least mention anomalies.

    Seriously though... while all of these advances are useful, they're hardly revolutionary leaps -- just steady progress.

    For me though, this seems pretty natural... we discovered the electromagnetism and the S/W nuclear forces; entirely new forces at the heart of the universe. Of COURSE we're going to make big leaps after that, just like we made big leaps when we discovered fire. But until we make another such discovery, things are going to SEEM to plateau a little. I say seem, because we know expect many things we can do with these new forces. Still, any of the small bits of progress in using these forces would be almost equally magical to people who knew nothing of them.

    I expect we'll have plenty more huge leaps in future, when we finally figure out what's going on (and what's not) with string theory, dark energy, etc. Until then, we'll just have to be patient.

    After all, we're only a little smarter than chimps. How quickly SHOULD a smart chimp progress? ;)

  23. Re:Flying Car on Has the Rate of Technical Progress Slowed? · · Score: 5, Funny

    An airplane can use climb or dive quickly, or bank, and that's pretty much it. And none of those operations can really be done on a dime.

    You're flying in the wrong mode. Switch to arcade.

  24. Re:It's humbling that I could be killed by 3.2kbyt on How Many Bits Does It Take To Kill You? · · Score: 1

    If you throw in Meme Theory, humans would be more like two Amigas: one running a demo which makes it think its running the other demo by choice, when actually neither were a choice.

  25. Yep. Exports. on Japan Plans $21B Space Power Plant · · Score: 1

    Yep, now that I think about it a bit, this is probably about the export potential of having a new green power technology tried and tested just when the world really starts looking for options.