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  1. Re:A useful source? on Who Will Fix the Internet? No One, Apparently · · Score: 3, Informative

    Yes. It's a very respectable source indeed. Also, Christian Science (promoted by Christian Scientists) is entirely different from the science promoted by Christians (who are a different group).

  2. Re:The Whole Point if the Internet... on Who Will Fix the Internet? No One, Apparently · · Score: 1

    An organization or individual with the power to "fix" the internet would have the power to destroy it or lock it down.

    I tend to agree, and dislike the direction the article (summary) seems to be trying to push the underlying facts in. However, there's no reason to think that the internet couldn't be fixed by simply thinking up a compelling, simple, elegant solution.

  3. Re:"Scientific Consensus Over Climate Change" ? on Global Warming To Be Put On Trial? · · Score: 1

    "Everyone agrees with us" is not a scientific argument. Saying it over and over again doesn't make it true.

    No, but if everyone thinks the statistics are the opposite way around, then it's definitely valid to point this out.

  4. Customers on Dirty Coding Tricks To Make a Deadline · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Have you ever needed to insert terrible code to make something work at the last minute?

    Yes. But mostly it's not to "make it work"; it's because the customer wants something that is entirely against the original design they asked for.

  5. Re:Wow. Talk about old news. on Dirty Coding Tricks To Make a Deadline · · Score: 1

    The editor might have approved this submission just to meet some kind of deadline or a minimum requirement.

    I believe the requirement you're referring to is this one:

    assert(suckiness >= 99.987);

  6. Re:One word.. on Dirty Coding Tricks To Make a Deadline · · Score: 1

    int* foo(int arg1, char *arg2) ..int * ret=NULL; ..resource *r1, *r2, *r3; ..if(!(r1=acquire(1))) ....goto out; ..if(!(r2=acquire(2))) ....goto out_release_r1; ..if(!(r3=acquire(3))) ....goto out_release_r2; ..ret=use_resource(r1, r2, r3); ..release(r3); .out_release_r2: ..release(r2); .out_release_r1: ..release(r1); .out: ..return ret;
    }

    Dude. It may be a few clock cycles more efficient than higher-level code, but that's just horrible. I can't imagine many situations (even embedded) where that could be justified these days. Try something like:

    acquire_any(&r1, &r2, &r3);
    use_resource(&r1, &r2, &r3);
    release_all(&r1, &r2, &r3);

  7. Re:I'm sorry, but you are wrong. on Microsoft Poland Photoshops Black Guy To White One · · Score: 1

    A woman complemented me on my amazing Japanese a few months ago when I used a word I literally learned in my first semester of Japanese study. It bummed me out the rest of the day.

    No. YOU bummed yourself out. It's your mind dude; learn to control it. Some Zen will help ;)

  8. Re:I'd suggest Git on Making Sense of Revision-Control Systems · · Score: 2, Funny

    I'd suggest Git too. But what I really want to know is... why does it matter *which* our project chooses? Surely IDE devs and bugtracker teams could build a decent abstraction layer so that any DVCS would work just fine with them.

    I think Pida just spun-off an abstraction layer at least. Hopefully people will get behind it and put an end to these silly DVCS wars once and for all.

    Besides, everyone knows language wars are where it's at ;)

  9. Re:No revision control! on Making Sense of Revision-Control Systems · · Score: 1

    No revision control can help add to your job security! :-p

    Indeed. There's nothing like a month of inspired coding that fucks up the whole codebase before you realise it won't work, to keep you in a job.

  10. Which brings me to the question... on Open Source Russian Vacuum Fluorescent Tube Clock · · Score: 4, Funny

    The vacuum fluorescent tubes aren't as dangerous as (high-voltage) Nixie tubes

    Why not? Can nothing be done to correct this?

  11. Re:String theory on Intel's Roadmap Includes 4nm Fab in 2022 · · Score: 1

    It obvious that by then scientists will have found some of that string they've been theorising about for years and will be using that for interconnects.

    Scientists will NEVER find the g-string.

  12. Reminds me of the first slashdot reply on Joomla! 1.5: A User's Guide, 2nd Edition · · Score: 2, Funny

    Well, we've got to nip this sort of thing in the bud, otherwise, it's bound to start popping up all over the place, and we certainly don't want to see that happen.

    This reminds of the the first ever reply to a post on slashdot...

  13. Re:Based off the director's own words... on Avatar, Has Sci-fi Found Its Heaven's Gate? · · Score: 2, Funny

    Yes, 'Avatar' is 'Dances with Wolves' in space ..."

    Wouldn't that be "Suffocates Wolves"?

  14. Re:All the whiners have is a teaser trailer on Avatar, Has Sci-fi Found Its Heaven's Gate? · · Score: 1

    critics who...know how to write and think about film

    Who are these new gods of which you speak?

  15. Definitions on Linux Port For id's Tech 5 Graphics Engine Unlikely · · Score: 1

    100% of "very small" is still "very small"...

    Actually, 100% is also "as big as you can get". It all depends whether you care about gaining support in the niche, or just about the overall volume.

  16. Re:Sprites on "Gigantic Jets" Blast Electricity Into the Ionosphere · · Score: 1

    and they have largely held up, aside from his nonscientific statements like "God does not play dice with the Universe.

    This holds up just fine for me. Perhaps the problem you're having is vocabulary and topic familiarity, rather than validation ;)

  17. Missing the point on Facebook App Exposes Abject Insecurity · · Score: 1

    Public information is public. News at 11.

    This is hardly the point. The main point is that people WANT TO and SHOULD be able to publish their information to those they choose, without it being spread to those with interests other than friendship. Normally, the only major leak in this is if you can't trust your friends. Now, there is also a leak in the basic communication infrastructure we're using. People are simply arguing that social networks like facebook have a certain responsibility to be trustworthy, just like friends do.

    The other problem is that the information you publish is no longer just that. It can be combined with the information your friends publish, interpolated, and projected back at you, to find out things about you that you DIDN'T publish. For example, if you said you went out with Tina tonight, and Tina said she she went out with you and Joe, and Joe said that he went to a nudist colony tonight, then suddenly you just published that you went to a nudist colony.

  18. must be tough on DOJ Gives Oracle Approval To Buy Sun · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Must be tough having Tourettes.

  19. Re:Open X Alliance on Amazon, MS, and Yahoo Against Google's Library · · Score: 1

    Err.. hopefully where:

        taking_a_crap < X < murder

  20. Re:Open X Alliance on Amazon, MS, and Yahoo Against Google's Library · · Score: 1

    1. Competitor is kicking your ass at X
    2. Form Open X Alliance
    3. Profit!

    Hopefully where:

      taking_a_crap X murder

  21. Re:Hmmm on Nokia Leaks Phone With Full GNU/Linux Distribution · · Score: 1

    "bring you the unmatchable power of GNU/Linux". Cheesiest. Line. Ever. On /.

    But also very true --- in the mobile world at least.

  22. Re:a REAL cellphone on Speculating On the Far Future of Cellphones · · Score: 1

    Yeah! And some sort of wireless repelling device to keep those damn kids off my lawn!

    You mean... like a high-power microwave? ;)

  23. Re:IpV6 reality check on IPv6 Challenges and Opportunities · · Score: 1

    Grandma will upgrade to IPv6 when her ISP says your modem needs to be replaced or they have a tech swap her cable modem.

    Which, as far as most ISPs are concerned, is ideally never.

  24. Re:Could have told you writing analysis was bogus. on Writing Style Fingerprint Tool Easily Fooled · · Score: 1

    a signature can show as false when compared to an authentic one by the presence of a "forger's tremor", because the forger must proceed more slowly to produce the signature than the person to whom it properly belongs.

    Which is a totally arbitrary differentiation, considering that a confident, arrogant, or unconcerned forger might well write less hesitantly than a person worried about their handwriting quality, or whether they actually have enough in the bank to cover what they're signing for.

  25. Re:Define deception? on Neural Networks-Equipped Robots Evolve the Ability To Deceive · · Score: 1

    If they can eat without turning on the light, then they simply learned to optimise the unnecessary steps out from the necessary ones. Turning on the light would be about as useful as walking away from the food before walking back to it. If there's a time-penalty involved, then not doing that would simply be better.