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Avatar, Has Sci-fi Found Its Heaven's Gate?

brumgrunt writes "Den Of Geek wonders if James Cameron's Avatar is heading for a fall, and if it will even be a science fiction film, off the back of the previews shown last week. It writes: 'It seems in Avatar that all this gee-whiz science is merely there to draw the "old crowd" in and provide some kind of rationale for a brightly-coloured fantasy-world which reflects the most emetic of the artwork plastered over teenage girls' MySpace pages.'"

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  1. Story? by Brian+Gordon · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Wait, what is this story? Looks like some editorial about how Avatar won't be good.

    1. Re:Story? by Anonymous+Cowar · · Score: 4, Insightful

      "I complain on forums about video games that I haven't even played!"

      In other news, the internet, James Cameron, and the world at large carries on despite the ramblings of some poor little guy who got beaten in middle school by a crowd of little girls wielding Lisa Frank binders.

    2. Re:Story? by the_humeister · · Score: 4, Funny

      Yeah, I don't understand the Heaven's Gate reference. Are the developers going to commit mass suicide?

    3. Re:Story? by BillCable · · Score: 5, Informative

      Heaven's Gate the 1980 box office bomb, not the religious cult.

    4. Re:Story? by unitron · · Score: 0

      Shoulda gone old school and said Ishtar.

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    5. Re:Story? by iluvcapra · · Score: 5, Informative

      Heaven's Gate, 1980, Michael Cimino, starring Kris Kristofferson, Christopher Walken, Sam Waterston et al. Important not just because it was bad, but because it was the third most expensive film of 1980, at $35 million (in that year, Empire Strikes Back was made for $18 million), and failed so stupendously that it is now remembered as one of those few rare bombs that are so terrible that they actually bankrupt the studio that made them; see also Battlefield Earth, Masters of the Universe (or Superman 4, both did Cannon in), and Cutthroat Island.

      The implication of a comparison to Heaven's Gate is that it is not only terrible, but so hideously expensive ($237 million) that it could bankrupt Fox. Which almost happened once before.

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    6. Re:Story? by tverbeek · · Score: 1

      At least they saved money by using an installed-by-default font in the logo.

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    7. Re:Story? by ahecht · · Score: 1

      Waterworld is probably the best example of that in recent memory (and yes, it was Sci-Fi). It cost $175 Million in 1995, making it the most expensive film ever made at the time. The movie was terrible, and only made back $88 million.

    8. Re:Story? by Dogtanian · · Score: 3, Funny

      At least they saved money by using an installed-by-default font in the logo.

      That's only for the sneak preview- they're using Comic Sans for the final release.

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    9. Re:Story? by iluvcapra · · Score: 1

      It certainly didn't do Kevin Reynolds any favors, though Universal was able to scrape by. On reflection, it's probably unlikely Fox would be sunk by a bad showing for Avatar, though Cameron and Lightstorm might not fair as well under a fail scenario.

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    10. Re:Story? by Toonol · · Score: 1

      Right. A summary about how a movie is going to be a massive failure because some people didn't like the trailer?

      I'm looking forward to seeing this movie. Do the whiners realize that aliens with primitive technology don't disqualify a story from being science fiction?

      Also, come to think of it, there were similar prognostications about massive costly failure shortly before the premiere of Titanic. Wasn't my favorite film, but I don't think anybody could say that film failed...

    11. Re:Story? by Jaysyn · · Score: 2, Funny

      Bankrupt Fox? I'll make sure I don't see it in that case. Just doing my part!

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    12. Re:Story? by leadfoot · · Score: 1

      I believe how you first think about the term "Heavens Gate" may have to do with how old you are. I instantly knew what the poster was talking about in reference to heavens gate being a bomb of a movie. Then again, I remember when the movie Heavens Gate was released, and then reading about what a bomb it was. For those younger than me, 43, the term has a different meaning.

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    13. Re:Story? by Gilmoure · · Score: 1

      I liked Ishtar.
      And so does my wife.

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    14. Re:Story? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      I seem to remember some cynics arguing the same things with Titanic. Too much money... and would be a box office flop. We all know how well that theory turned out. I don't know if Avatar will be the blockbuster Titanic and Terminator was but one equation I'm certain of.

      James Cameron + a load of cash to make a movie = an entertaining 2 hours that I'm willing to plonk down 10 bucks to see in a theater

    15. Re:Story? by NearlyHeadless · · Score: 1

      Heaven's Gate the 1980 box office bomb, not the religious cult.

      And also not to be confused with Gates of Heaven (1978), Errol Morris's first film, a documentary about pet cemeteries--which is quite good.

    16. Re:Story? by Bl4ckJ3sus · · Score: 1

      Coincidentally, I was at Universal Studios Hollywood this weekend and they still had that damn waterworld live show still playing! I didn't pay to go see that either...

    17. Re:Story? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Not to say people didn't try.

    18. Re:Story? by turkeydance · · Score: 1

      will 10-year-old males pay multiple times to sit in a theater to see this movie? if so: win not: fail it's so simple.

    19. Re:Story? by greatcelerystalk · · Score: 2, Funny

      "I complain on forums about video games that I haven't even played!"

      Sweet... you post on the SW: TOR forums too?

    20. Re:Story? by unitron · · Score: 1

      Having never seen Ishtar I don't know if it was any good or not, but I've been around long enough to remember when Ishtar was Heaven's Gate before there was a Heaven's Gate.

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    21. Re:Story? by RichardJenkins · · Score: 1

      Watching Heaven's gate made me want to go "Heaven's Gate", so there is a connection

    22. Re:Story? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually it came out 6 or 7 years after HG. And was partially taken down by new studio head who had a problem with Warren Beatty. And it's a funny movie. Worth a watch if you come across it.

  2. Heaven's Gate? by chill · · Score: 3, Funny

    Uhhh...the movie is supposed to convince people to dress in identical black shirts and sweat pants, brand new black-and-white Nike Windrunner athletic shoes, and armband patches reading "Avatar Away Team" before committing suicide by mixing barbituates with vodka and plastic bags?

    If Rocky Horror Picture Show didn't induce that type of cult-like following -- though it was damn close -- I have a hard time imagining Avatar will.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heaven's_Gate_(religious_group)

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    1. Re:Heaven's Gate? by jguevin · · Score: 3, Informative

      No, it's about the disastrously overproduced movie of the same name.

    2. Re:Heaven's Gate? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Uhhh...the movie is supposed to convince people to dress in identical black shirts and sweat pants, brand new black-and-white Nike Windrunner athletic shoes, and armband patches reading "Avatar Away Team" before committing suicide by mixing barbituates with vodka and plastic bags?

      If Rocky Horror Picture Show didn't induce that type of cult-like following -- though it was damn close -- I have a hard time imagining Avatar will.

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heaven's_Gate_(religious_group)

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    3. Re:Heaven's Gate? by Anonymous+Cowar · · Score: 1

      Apparently he googled "biggest box office bomb" clicked the article and found the first reference of a movie driving a studio into financial ruin. Bingo! That lead him to Heaven's Gate!

      And he felt proud of himself for making a reference that nobody would get.

      The End.

    4. Re:Heaven's Gate? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Whoosh!

    5. Re:Heaven's Gate? by linzeal · · Score: 1

      For the love of fucking god there are a hundred other overproduced pieces of crap in the movie world to compare it to, why use the one that has a horrific double meaning?

    6. Re:Heaven's Gate? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'll drink to that!

    7. Re:Heaven's Gate? by Andy_R · · Score: 0

      Wouldn't Avatar/Ishtar be the obvious comparison?

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    8. Re:Heaven's Gate? by commodore64_love · · Score: 1

      wikipedia says:
      The film's production was plagued by cost and time overruns, negative press, and rumors about the director's allegedly overbearing directorial style.

      Interesting. That's what they said about Titanic. I always prefer to take a wait-and-see attitude towards these things, because often the initial rumors are wrong.

      Aside-

      Science stories without science are just Futuristic fantasy (like Star Wars). Which is fine if you like fantasy, but I do think they should advertise these things more accurately. Don't label a Fantasy story with the word science if there's no science in it. That's a bit like advertising "orange juice" but forgetting to include the oranges when making it. (A couple times I've order orange juice at McDonalds and got orange-flavored sugar water instead. Yes I'm bitter. ;-) )

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    9. Re:Heaven's Gate? by R2.0 · · Score: 5, Informative

      "For the love of fucking god there are a hundred other overproduced pieces of crap in the movie world to compare it to, why use the one that has a horrific double meaning?"

      Because Heaven's Gate is the cinematic disaster by which all others are judged. Not only was it a critical failure and a box office debacle, it wiped out an Academy Award winning director's career, put an entire studio out of business, and removed the Western as a major film genre. It also scared studios into taking more control over movies, which has led to the "overproduced pieces of crap" that plague the industry today.

      Oh, and it was first.

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    10. Re:Heaven's Gate? by Lil'wombat · · Score: 1

      I would have gone with WaterWorld (aka Fishtar).

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    11. Re:Heaven's Gate? by maxume · · Score: 1

      The Abyss or Terminator would have been more reasonable.

      Ooh, glitzy Sci-fi with a questionable story, directed by James Cameron, it's sure to suck!

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    12. Re:Heaven's Gate? by hairyfeet · · Score: 1

      Whle it is true that Heaven's Gate was a seriously long winded and full of itself movie, I don't think it reached the level of suck of Ishtar, Crybaby, or Gigli. Hell you could use those movies to torture prisoners with, although that is probably banned by the Geneva Convention. Avatar will have its work cut out for it if they are going for the ubersuck of the movies listed above and my guess it will only reach the level of that dreadful HHGTTG movie. Artists today just don't have the drive they had back then, you know?

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    13. Re:Heaven's Gate? by tverbeek · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Just because you're a toddler with no knowledge of cinema history doesn't mean the rest of us are. I understood the reference immediately. And it's by making occasional reference to things that happened before you were born (such as this) that history is passed down to youngsters (such as yourself). (I'd make an allusion to Logan's Run, but I fear that would sail over your head as well.)

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    14. Re:Heaven's Gate? by Facegarden · · Score: 1, Redundant

      Yeah, people seriously need to think when they make references to an almost 30 year old movie that no one liked (and therefore fewer remember) that has the same name as a 12 year old mass suicide, which many more people remember.

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    15. Re:Heaven's Gate? by MickyTheIdiot · · Score: 3, Interesting

      How about a reference to Howard Hughes and "The Conqueror" to really go back a while and screw people up.

      Not only was it expensive, hated by critics, and nose dived at the box office, many people who worked on it died years later because they filmed it upwind of the Nevada nuclear test site.

    16. Re:Heaven's Gate? by Lonewolf666 · · Score: 1

      Knowing James Cameron, it won't be deep and philosophical but a decent action film.

      Now, someone like Ridley Scott might actually turn this into a movie to remember ;-)

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    17. Re:Heaven's Gate? by Dahan · · Score: 1

      Whle it is true that Heaven's Gate was a seriously long winded and full of itself movie, I don't think it reached the level of suck of Ishtar, Crybaby, or Gigli. Hell you could use those movies to torture prisoners with, although that is probably banned by the Geneva Convention.

      You sound like someone who's just read on the internet that Ishtar was horrible, yet hasn't actually watched it for themselves. It's not a great movie--perhaps not even a good movie. But it's not a horrible movie; its suckage level is moderate.

    18. Re:Heaven's Gate? by R2.0 · · Score: 1

      I didn't say that the movie sucked; I said it was a failure in about every way measurable. Some have argued that it was actually a good movie; the foreign press thought very highly of it. But is was still a disaster from about every angle that mattered in the Hollywood movie business. Unless you count the level of infamy.

      It's the Watergate of Hollywood, even down to tacking "-gate" onto scandalsm - "Waterworld" was called "Kevin's Gate", referencing the parallels in the movie development.

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    19. Re:Heaven's Gate? by Limburgher · · Score: 1

      I think that makes an important point about the 1980 movie. :)

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    20. Re:Heaven's Gate? by Chyeld · · Score: 1

      Check out how many stars Heavens Gate has on IMDB and get back with us.

      Back?

      Ok, here's the thing, these none of these movies "Suck" in the capital S and Robert Ebert walks out in the middle of it (unless we are talking about Caligula) sense. They suck in the "John Romero's About To Make You His Bitch....Suck it down" sense. AKA - Things that cost way too much and were given way too much hype, to justify their middling quality and the length of time to create. And perhaps more importantly, things with the above qualities that once they got out of the starting gate made it perfectly clear that they were never, ever, going to break even.

      Had he ever made it to the finish line, you could have had a "See Also: Duke Nukem Forever" to go with this.

      Yes, Avatar is going to have to work hard to match the level of Suckitude that the old school failures did, if only because the old school failures were made back when the studios thought handling blank checks to directors without any oversight attached was a good idea and these days there are damage control protocols in place to prevent such things in the first place.

    21. Re:Heaven's Gate? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      (I'd make an allusion to Logan's Run, but I fear that would sail over your head as well.)

      Hey, I liked Logan's Run! Especially the Fort Worth Water Gardens scenes, since I had been there.

    22. Re:Heaven's Gate? by maxume · · Score: 1

      You did what I can only call a spectacular job of not reading the post that you replied to.

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    23. Re:Heaven's Gate? by Chyeld · · Score: 1

      You assume the purpose of my comment was to refute the parent, as opposed to supplementing it.

      Parent was responding to the relative levels of suckitude between Heavens Gate and Ishtar, et. al. mentioned in GP, who went into hyperbole about Ishtar being prohibited by the Geneva Convention.

      My point was that none of the movies we are talking about which have the label 'Epic Failure' in the minds of the movie industry were really that sucky. Period. Heavens Gate wasn't sucky, Ishtar wasn't sucky, and none of them were "I can't stand to sit through this entire movie, my eyes and ears are bleeding" level bad.

      Thus, the level of 'suck' in this equation does not relate to watchability, it relates to profibility. Will Avatar actually break even, if it does, how much will it make over and above? That will determine if it's another Heaven's Gate, Ishtar, or Cleopatra.

      In that respect, it will be hard to ever compete with the old 'classic' failures, it's like asking Babe Ruth to compete against today's up and coming ball players, only in reverse. They burnt the studios bad enough back then that it would be hard to imagine any studio allowing a production to go that far into the absurd before simply cutting bait and canning the project.

    24. Re:Heaven's Gate? by Beelzebud · · Score: 1

      Except Waterworld ended up turning a profit...

    25. Re:Heaven's Gate? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      (I'd make an allusion to Logan's Run, but I fear that would sail over your head as well.)

      Why would you do that? It isn't even out yet!

    26. Re:Heaven's Gate? by lennier · · Score: 1

      "it's like asking Babe Ruth to compete against today's up and coming ball players, only in reverse."

      And in high heels?

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    27. Re:Heaven's Gate? by hairyfeet · · Score: 1

      I'm sorry, but YES I have been through the pain the was Ishtar and it was just....wow. Those jokes were DOA, the entire plot was just dumb, maybe with a couple of unknown actors it might have made a C list "so bad it is good cheese" kind of way, but it was just awful. Now we can argue how horrible, but yeah...it was pretty fucking bad. It wasn't Gigli bad, or Crybaby bad, but it was pretty damned painful to watch where I sat.

      So it wasn't just jumping on the Internet train. I will often watch a bad movie for the MST3K "make fun of the cheese" factor, Like I enjoyed making fun of Battlefield:Earth, but Ishtar wasn't even worth that, it was just lame.

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    28. Re:Heaven's Gate? by dbIII · · Score: 1

      I don't think it even made it to my country. Also if Logan's Run were real I'd be long dead.

    29. Re:Heaven's Gate? by shirotakaaki · · Score: 1

      Quiet you! Now get in the Soylent Green grinder.

    30. Re:Heaven's Gate? by Digital+Vomit · · Score: 1

      (I'd make an allusion to Logan's Run, but I fear that would sail over your head as well.)

      You mean the movie that's coming out next year? Sounds like a fresh new concept!

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    31. Re:Heaven's Gate? by Sardaukar86 · · Score: 1

      Nerd rage is the funniest rage.

      Bwaugh! You'll see plenty of nerd rage with comments like that about The Abyss or Terminator!!

      Prepare... to laugh

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    32. Re:Heaven's Gate? by pnevin · · Score: 1

      Only because Millhouse couldn't stop playing it.

    33. Re:Heaven's Gate? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How about a reference to Howard Hughes and "The Conqueror" to really go back a while and screw people up.

      Not only was it expensive, hated by critics, and nose dived at the box office, many people who worked on it died years later because they filmed it upwind of the Nevada nuclear test site.

      downwind you mean or just nuclear fall-out swim upstream?

      And the Conqueror is played by John Wayne as Temujin.

      Famous quotes said by John Wayne

        I stole you. I will keep you. Before the sun sets you will come willingly to my arms.

      While I live, while my blood burns hot, your daughter is not safe in her tent. .... and he didn't use the word "pilgrim" once.

    34. Re:Heaven's Gate? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dingus sezs:

      Are you kidding? This will be replacing 'Rocky Horror Picture Show' 's midnight showings by you local collage in the near future!

  3. OR... by 192939495969798999 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Or, Avatar will completely whip ass and this and all other negative critiques will be laughed at and/or forgotten.

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    1. Re:OR... by Richard_at_work · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Or, more likely, some people will rave about it, some people will rant about it, and the vast majority will just get some entertainment from it and never think twice. I don't really get why this film is being championed on Slashdot - its a film, nothing more. Just because it has a scifi orientated plot doesn't make it something to hold up and worship, there are plenty of decent scifi films out there.

    2. Re:OR... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yep, people said the new star wars movies were going to suck too, and history sure proved them.

    3. Re:OR... by pcolaman · · Score: 1

      I think all of the championing is more about the CGI and 3D filming, rather than the story. It is amazing how great the movie looks, even if the story is most likely going to be underwhelming. The fact that many studios are already talking about scrapping making 2d movies and instead want to gear towards 3D shows that it is already having an impact in the film industry even before it has hit theaters.

    4. Re:OR... by UttBuggly · · Score: 1

      I hadn't seen the trailer until this article came up. Went to Apple and watched the HD version.

      A couple of impressions from that:

      1) It looks good. IMAX and 3D...could be amazing. Overcoming the palette dimming of 3D projection will be very important.

      2) I gathered the story was a grunt got "embedded" with the native populace and was faced with fighting his own race. Gee, Hollywood's never done THAT story before! Still, it was clear there was a plot, a story, and stuff that blowed up real good, so this may do pretty well at the box office.

      So, I don't feel it will be a flop. Maybe not Dark Knight successful, but it will probably turn a modest profit after foreign, DVD, and merchandise tie-in revenue is factored in.

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    5. Re:OR... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's not a typical film. It's a James Cameron film. That makes the world of difference. His track record is of movies that have changed the industry (and been rather good to boot). His pioneering use of tech is also important. Therefore, expectations are very high for this movie because it's been so long since the last Cameron film and because of James' own passion for this project. This makes it much more than "just another upcoming film" to those that love cinema.

    6. Re:OR... by Fred_A · · Score: 1

      Or, more likely, some people will rave about it, some people will rant about it, and the vast majority will just get some entertainment from it and never think twice.

      And presumably, since this is merely a film, the whole planetary population won't give fuck one way or another since there are hundred others that come out each year, most of which (this one included) they will neither see nor care about. It's shocking.

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    7. Re:OR... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't really get why this film is being championed on Slashdot

      It's because of the 'reality based' plot; greedy, ignorant, mostly caucasian humans trying to subjugate a world full of 'at peace with nature' natives to steal the raw materials to feed the war machine back on Earth. Combine that with a couple hundred million in sci-fi special effects and the incumbent Slashdot editors end up quivering in puddles of their own... ...you get the picture.

    8. Re:OR... by JoeCool1986 · · Score: 1

      I saw the 15 minutes of footage in 3D on "Avatar Day" and I'm going to go ahead and say it, I'm a believer. There were multiple times my breath was literally taken away because of the 3D. Yes, it's still a little jerky and potentially headache inducing, and no, the CGI isn't truly photo-realistic, but what I experienced in those 15 minutes was gosh darn amazing. That was last friday and I'm still thinking about it.

    9. Re:OR... by drb_chimaera · · Score: 1

      I'm with you on this - I was pretty much blown away by what I saw - the 3D was extremely well done, and so what if the story is apparantly Dances With Wolves in a SciFi setting? Besides as mentioned more than once above, Cameron and Sci-Fi have a long and successful history together. Personally, I can't wait to see the finished article...

    10. Re:OR... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm not sure why Cameron is championed at all on /. Isn't this the guy who all he seems to be doing recently is buying and holding rights to some else's animation and then gutting it for a future film?

      At least Avatar still has the original DVDs out, as it's not that old. Not a bad story, but it's a Nickelodeon anime style cartoon. But Battle Angel Alita, on the other hand, hasn't been on the market for years in DVD, is considered a classic to those who know of it, and Cameron's not sure when he'll get around to that project. Even so, I don't see why he yanked the ADV DVDs when he got the rights and then sat on the rights for years now.

      Don't get me wrong; I don't mind people turning a good idea in animation into live action. What annoys me is sitting on projects and depriving fans and potential fans to see the old school material. It's like someone picking up the rights to Evangelion and saying a film might come out in a decade or two, meanwhile you can't buy the original series anymore, you just have to wait.

  4. Only On Slashdot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Where District 9 is already as great as Star Wars and a movie that's not even out sucks.

    1. Re:Only On Slashdot by eviloverlordx · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Where District 9 is already as great as Star Wars and a movie that's not even out sucks.

      And Joss is actually thought of as a creative genius.

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    2. Re:Only On Slashdot by sexconker · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Joss Whedon is a derivative hack who can't help be defile every thing he touches with some sort of adolescent fantasy involving shitty, super-powered, little girls. Then his shows get canceled and the fucker throws a tantrum a 7 year old would envy, killing off all the likable characters and pile driving what little story there was face first into the fucking ground.

    3. Re:Only On Slashdot by Doctor_Jest · · Score: 1

      I honestly don't know why this is flamebait. :) It's the most insightful comment I've read all morning... (Admittedly it's still early.) But there are far too many Whedonites on Slashdot than there should be. (given their percentage of the general population.)

      I'd rather have my butt hair plucked out than watch Joss Whedon's work. The man can throw elephant dung at a screen and his fans will marvel at how original it was he used elephant dung... as opposed to horse dung like all the other "wannabes". Yeesh.

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    4. Re:Only On Slashdot by smooth+wombat · · Score: 3, Funny

      The man can throw elephant dung at a screen and his fans will marvel at how original it was he used elephant dung...

      If you've ever seen the size of a pile of elephant dung, you'd understand why people marvel that he used elephant dung.

      I mean, just look at the size of the toilet that is needed!

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    5. Re:Only On Slashdot by commodore64_love · · Score: 4, Insightful

      >>>Joss Whedon is a derivative hack who can't help be defile every thing he touches with some sort of adolescent fantasy involving shitty, super-powered, little girls.
      >>>

      Now now. Whedon's not that bad. First-off they're not little girls - they're young women. Second produced two excellent shows (Buffy, Angel), a decent show (Firefly), and a mediocre show (Dollhouse). That's better than a lot of his colleagues. Gene Roddenberry did no better (one hit wonder) and neither did J.Michael Straczynski (another one-hitter) or Michael Pillar (DS9 and BSG). It's simply not possible to make EVERY show a hit. Whedon has no reason to feel shame.

      I have noticed though that Whedon seems to have a foot fetish.
      He spends a lot of time focusing his camera on women's feet.
      Well nobody's perfect. ;-)

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    6. Re:Only On Slashdot by jgtg32a · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      The only reason they're young women and not little girls is because he would be burned at the stake, if he tried it

    7. Re:Only On Slashdot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      That's like saying that the only reason YOU don't have sex with little girls is because you would be burned at the stake, if you tried it. There's probably the same amount of evidence.

    8. Re:Only On Slashdot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Where District 9 is already as great as Star Wars and a movie that's not even out sucks.

      Alright I've got to troll this one. I saw District 9 over the weekend. It has to be the most overhyped movie I've seen since in years. The script made no sense, the direction was chaotic and the acting was all over the place. I found myself laughing when it wasn't trying to be funny. The story was an obvious mix of Alien Nation and The Fly with little original to offer. The effects were impressive for the budget but so are lots of films these days. It's sad but bad filmmaking is seen as inventive of late. It's like what I can the Drunken Cameraman Technique. It's where they intentionally move the camera and rack the zoom in a desperate attempt to add life to a dead movie or TV show. It gives me a headache and I can't even watch the crap. Call this a troll all you want but it's also true. The Emperor is District 9 and he's buck ass naked and I see to be a rare voice pointing out the fact.

    9. Re:Only On Slashdot by Facegarden · · Score: 1

      Joss Whedon is a derivative hack who can't help be defile every thing he touches with some sort of adolescent fantasy involving shitty, super-powered, little girls. Then his shows get canceled and the fucker throws a tantrum a 7 year old would envy, killing off all the likable characters and pile driving what little story there was face first into the fucking ground.

      Really? I really enjoyed Firefly! And Buffy and Angel were pretty good too. They were all silly shows, but hey, silly doesn't have to be bad. I thought Firefly was really creative, and the stories were all interesting. The Firefly universe was good too.

      Not familiar with any of his other work, but those were all decent so he can't be that much of a failure, even if everything else sucked.
      -Taylor

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    10. Re:Only On Slashdot by LanMan04 · · Score: 1

      Angel is an excellent show, eh?

      *vomits all over his keyboard*

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    11. Re:Only On Slashdot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have noticed though that Whedon seems to have a foot fetish.
      He spends a lot of time focusing his camera on women's feet.

      So that is how I got it. Watching Buffy makes you want to ... perform refreshing foot massages to women!

    12. Re:Only On Slashdot by DirkBalognapantz · · Score: 1

      Joss Whedon is a derivative hack who can't help be defile every thing he touches with some sort of adolescent fantasy involving shitty, super-powered, little girls. Then his shows get canceled and the fucker throws a tantrum a 7 year old would envy, killing off all the likable characters and pile driving what little story there was face first into the fucking ground.

      You get big props for calling it like you see it. I don't entirely agree, but you got guts.

    13. Re:Only On Slashdot by zippthorne · · Score: 1

      Y'know, I think I'd pay to see a powerpuff girls live-action movie, if it had a big enough budget...

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    14. Re:Only On Slashdot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't worry. If you leave your mom's basement, you might actually get a date.

    15. Re:Only On Slashdot by sexconker · · Score: 0, Troll

      Buffy and Angel are trash.
      River, the last episode, and the movie ruined Firefly. So badly that I can't go back and watch the series anymore. I liked it when it was on, but Joss fucked it over in the end, like he always does.

      It's like how Spiderman 3 came out and sucked so hard that it traveled back in time and made the first two suck.

    16. Re:Only On Slashdot by Scrameustache · · Score: 1

      I have noticed though that Whedon seems to have a foot fetish.
      He spends a lot of time focusing his camera on women's feet.

      James Cameron's first shot of a woman in a movie is always of her feet, usually her stepping off of something. It's one of his 'things'.

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    17. Re:Only On Slashdot by ajs · · Score: 1

      Joss Whedon is a derivative hack who can't help be defile every thing he touches with some sort of adolescent fantasy involving shitty, super-powered, little girls.

      Not sure how Joss Whedon got sucked into this, but you're simply wrong, here.

      "Derivative" is a poor man's insult (and the punchline of one of the less amusing XKCD strips). Every story ever told is derivative. Star Wars, 2001, Terminator... they were all derivative. That doesn't mean they weren't great movies, nor that their writers and directors weren't tremendously talented at what they did.

      That said, what's a "shitty, super-powered, little girl?" What does that even mean?! If your objection is that women play strong roles in his science fiction / fantasy shows in the sorts of fantastic situations that only men typically find themselves in... well, shucks, I can't help you there.

      Then his shows get canceled and the fucker throws a tantrum a 7 year old would envy,

      Ah, I see someone's bitter about Firefly/Serenity.

      killing off all the likable characters and pile driving what little story there was face first into the fucking ground.

      OK, let's start off with the killing (note: spoilers ahead for Serenity). I'd agree that killing Wash was both unexpected and not strictly required by the story. On the other hand, you just finished dumping on the man's work, and now you seem to be implying that you're pining for the return of his characters after the Serenity movie. I think that really isn't how it's normally supposed to work.

    18. Re:Only On Slashdot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      J.Michael Straczynski (another one-hitter)

      What, Changeling wasn't good? I thought it was awesome.

    19. Re:Only On Slashdot by sexconker · · Score: 1

      Someone mentioned him.

      Derivative is an apt insult.
      Every story is derivative like every person is old. It's true to a degree. He's on the shitty side of the scale.

      A "Shitty, super-powered, little girl" is Joss Whedon's pubescent fantasy brought to life - girls wielding ridiculous powers for no reason and handling it (in terms of acting) horribly. It's bad writing.
      Do you think that small girls with long black hair in the front of their face makes for good horror too?

      I enjoyed Firefly, and he fucked it over, and the movie was trash. I'm not bitter about it. It was the first work of his I gave any attention, and his handling of the situation turned my "Hey this is pretty good." into "So people like this clown? LOL.".

      I'm not pining for the return of anything.
      In fact, the way he ruined the story makes me cringe at the originals. If anything, I wish I had never seen the originals, because they're that bad now. He literally ruined Firefly with the last episode and the movie. He went back and time and made them shitty, and he did it in his own typical tantrumy way.

    20. Re:Only On Slashdot by jgtg32a · · Score: 1

      River Tam

    21. Re:Only On Slashdot by commodore64_love · · Score: 1

      >>>Then his shows get canceled and the fucker throws a tantrum a 7 year old would envy, killing off all the likable characters and pile driving what little story there was face first into the fucking ground.
      >>>

      Is this a reference to ANGEL? Because I don't recall any of that stuff happening on Buffy or Firefly. And even on Angel it's hardly accurate to say he killed-off the likable characters. Yes we lost Cordelia (the actress quit) but that's not Whedon's fault, and all the other likeble characters survived until the end of the show.

      You've been modded "insightful" but I think "wildly inaccurate" would be better.

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    22. Re:Only On Slashdot by commodore64_love · · Score: 1

      Yes Angel was an excellent show. I didn't much care for season 4, but what show doesn't have at least one bad season? (think TNG year 2, DS9 year 1, B5 year 1) - Anyway I thought Angel season 1 was good, and seasons 2/3/5 were great.

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    23. Re:Only On Slashdot by commodore64_love · · Score: 1

      That's true but Cameron's women are wearing boots, whereas Whedon's foot fetish is for unclothed feet (ooo nudity!). I can just imagine the stage direction: [Camera zooms-in on Dawn's feet.] [They glisten with wetness.] [Blood falls on them and runs between the cleavage.] [The toes wiggle.]

      All of his shows have these types of scenes. I didn't notice at first but then I started to suspect this is more than just an accident.

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    24. Re:Only On Slashdot by commodore64_love · · Score: 1

      That's funny because I had the exact-opposite reaction.

      I thought Firefly's last two stories (including the movie) were the best because they gave us a wider view of the universe & the government that controls it, while the previous episodes were kinda dull. Like Star Trek TNG's first season. Not outright bad, just not interesting enough to hold my attention.

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    25. Re:Only On Slashdot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dr. Horrible doesn't have any "super-powered little girls" in it.

    26. Re:Only On Slashdot by sexconker · · Score: 0, Troll

      I never washed that trash.
      But it was in reference to Firefly.

      He turned the story to shit, killed off a bunch of characters in a completely stupid way (especially the black "preacher" dude), made the shitty love story between the captain and the whore play out like the worst of high school relationships, etc.

      Around the time of Dr. Horrible, Joss said in an interview "no happy endings" or some such. Basically, the guy is used to failure, but he still knocks over the board and cries when he's at the end game.

    27. Re:Only On Slashdot by commodore64_love · · Score: 1

      >>>girls wielding ridiculous powers for no reason and handling it (in terms of acting) horribly. It's bad writing.

      Please name an example of a fictional teenage or college-aged woman being handed power and handling it well. Please note that if you list something where the woman dresses goth, I'm not likely to enjoy it. I'm not into depressing stories that make me want to slit my wrist after watching them.

      BTW it's not "for no reason".

      If you bothered to watch Buffy you'd see that ~5000 years ago some shamans (magic-wielding men) "cursed" a woman with superstrength. The first vampire slayer. When she dies the power moves to the next woman. Seems as logical as anything else you'd find in the fantasy/vampire genre, and I honestly don't see what's objectionable about that genesis story.

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    28. Re:Only On Slashdot by commodore64_love · · Score: 1

      Sex with little girls is no fun. There's no boobs to grab onto. You should at least wait until they pass puberty, grow some breasts, and become fertile. THEN they're fun.

      (ducks a burning stake)

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    29. Re:Only On Slashdot by sexconker · · Score: 1

      I felt it was ham fisted. All that shit was referenced subtly in the rest of the series.

      Oh, and reavers? The creatures they fucking fear to the point of shitting their pants in the beginning of the series? Just some humans on a bad trip.

      I LOLd.

    30. Re:Only On Slashdot by vikstar · · Score: 1

      I have noticed though that Whedon seems to have a foot fetish.
      He spends a lot of time focusing his camera on women's feet.

      Perhaps not a foot fetish, but Tarantino flattery.

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    31. Re:Only On Slashdot by sexconker · · Score: 1

      I can't list an example because all of them that I've seen have been shitty.

      I saw Buffy the Vampire Slayer. The movie. I don't recall that genesis story being in there exactly. In fact I seem to remember a man played by ...Donald Sutherland?... being the prior slayer and training her. Or was he merely the trainer?

      The point is it doesn't matter.

      The real reason there are a lot of "girls with crazy powers" stories is because they sell. Do you think the Charlie's Angels movies are good? Good writing? Good acting? They're trash. You can go ahead and like them, that's fine, but they're still trash, and it's lazy writing.

    32. Re:Only On Slashdot by Scrameustache · · Score: 1

      That's true but Cameron's women are wearing boots, whereas Whedon's foot fetish is for unclothed feet (ooo nudity!). I can just imagine the stage direction: [Camera zooms-in on Dawn's feet.] [They glisten with wetness.] [Blood falls on them and runs between the cleavage.] [The toes wiggle.]

      All of his shows have these types of scenes. I didn't notice at first but then I started to suspect this is more than just an accident.

      I think he mentions something about that on the commentary of "objects in space"... if you have access to the Firefly DVDs.

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    33. Re:Only On Slashdot by Doctor_Jest · · Score: 1

      You do have a point. Of course these days he could've _said_ he used Elephant dung and simply CGI'ed the extra bits (the corny textural goodness, whatever the dung of an elephant has in it that makes it unique).

      However, in the age of the digital "enhancement", even Elephant dung is passe'

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    34. Re:Only On Slashdot by Stormwatch · · Score: 1

      J.Michael Straczynski (another one-hitter)

      He also co-created Jayce and the Wheeled Warriors. I heard it was very successful in France.

    35. Re:Only On Slashdot by Culture20 · · Score: 1

      produced two excellent shows (Buffy, Angel), a decent show (Firefly), and a mediocre show (Dollhouse)

      Your order of subjective preference with these shows makes me more closely examine the rest of your argument. Firefly is not "decent". And no mention of Dr. Horrible's Sing-a-long Blog? Sure, it's not a TV show, but it's great modern media.

    36. Re:Only On Slashdot by Culture20 · · Score: 1

      Correction: Firefly is not merely "decent."

    37. Re:Only On Slashdot by leftie · · Score: 1
    38. Re:Only On Slashdot by leftie · · Score: 1

      Compared to what? CSI Peoria, or maybe CSI Eureka? How about CSI Kiev? Or CSI Cydonia? Or CSI Copenhagen? What about CSI Lynchburg?...

    39. Re:Only On Slashdot by theaveng · · Score: 1

      Fear of the Unknown is nothing unusual. People used to be afraid of solar eclipses, thinking the world was coming to an end, but it turns-out they were just the moon passing before the sun. Now that fear is gone. That same theme was explored in Babylon 5 where people feared the Shadows, but once their true form was revealed, the fear disappeared and the insectoid Shadows were forced to leave.

      Anyway the reaver situation was a fear based upon lack of knowledge, but now that it's known where they came from, the characters no longer fear the reavers. Instead they fear what caused the reavers (the government experimenting on its own citizens). Although "anger" is probably the dominant component behind their emotion.

      I'm starting to suspect you suffer from that disease which criminals suffer. A criminal walks into a bank, steals money, has his image captured by the security cams, and then gets arrested by the cops a few hours later. He expresses surprise, "But I was wearing lemon juice on my face - the cameras should not have been able to see!"

      Like that guy you believe you know more than anyone else, but in reality are quite incompetent, and don't understand half the stuff you see on the screen. You didn't understand the point behind the reavers story, which was not about the reavers themselves, but the government's tyranny.

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    40. Re:Only On Slashdot by theaveng · · Score: 1

      Well I disagree. Buffy is very intelligent, exploring adolescent high-school issues and then evolving into adult-themed issues like drug addiction loss of purpose, and feeling disconnected from the world. Buffy is an excellent story.

      But after reading your poor understanding of the reavers story in Firefly/Serenity, which is not about reavers but instead about the government tyranny, I suspect you don't understand Buffy either. Lack of IQ makes you think everything is bad, when in reality you're not understanding the subtexts.

      It's like trying to make an ant understand math. You just annoy the ant, and then the ant labels it "worthless trash".

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    41. Re:Only On Slashdot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Okay, wow. Your strangely venomous tirades against Joss Whedon aside, you're actually comparing Buffy the movie to Buffy the TV show.

      There is a huge disconnect between the movie and the TV show. Whether you believe that the movie script was taken over by commercial interests, or Joss Whedon did a poor job of writing his story way back then. The TV show was a hugely marked improvement.

      Another clue should be that several writers are planning on "remaking" (whatever that means) the movie, with no input from Whedon or anyone from the previous movie/tv show.

    42. Re:Only On Slashdot by kalirion · · Score: 1

      Angel was an excellent show. Far better than Buffy IMO. I'd equate it with Supernatural.

    43. Re:Only On Slashdot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh, and reavers? The creatures they fucking fear to the point of shitting their pants in the beginning of the series? Just some humans on a bad trip.

      Reavers were always clearly described as humans, even before the movie."

  5. My nominee for by idontgno · · Score: 2, Insightful

    "Most Snarky Use of the Word 'Emetic'"

    And, may I add, perfectly appropriate and accurate, when used in reference to a huge proportion of the great wasteland that is MySpace.

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    1. Re:My nominee for by Alzheimers · · Score: 3, Funny

      And, may I add, perfectly...

      The word you're looking for here is "Cromulent"

  6. All the whiners have is a teaser trailer by gad_zuki! · · Score: 5, Informative

    So are we now judging a book by its cover? Thanks but no thanks, I'll wait until I see all the reviews on rottentomatoes before making judgement. Something tells me critics who have actually seen the movie and know how to write and think about film might be a better barometer than random nerd on the internet.

    Funny how the synopsis mocks teenage girls, but we dont mock teenage fanboys who loudly declare "FAIL" after just seeing a teaser trailer. Seems thats the more odious habit.

    Ironically, the teaser trailer has done its job: its got everyone talking. So little an investment for so much publicity.

    1. Re:All the whiners have is a teaser trailer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      This comment sums this whole story/thread more than succinctly. Well played Sir.

    2. Re:All the whiners have is a teaser trailer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Mod parent +5 Spot On

    3. Re:All the whiners have is a teaser trailer by Halo1 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I saw the trailer (not the full preview, just the trailer), and I was not impressed by the animation. The way the lion-like thing moves is completely unnatural and it looks like it's made from plastic. The movements of the blue people was also off at various points. At several points I guess they got stuck in the uncanny valley.

      If it were a game, I'd say it had great graphics. But as a film it was just not convincing to me.

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    4. Re:All the whiners have is a teaser trailer by 0xdeadbeef · · Score: 1

      Ironically, the teaser trailer has done its job: its got everyone talking. So little an investment for so much publicity.

      Irony doesn't work that way!

      And you know, everyone was talking about how awful Pluto Nash was going to be, too.

    5. Re:All the whiners have is a teaser trailer by sexconker · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Yes. We judge movies by their trailers. Directors and producers want us to. It's the trailer that gets people to buy the ticket.
      When was the last time a theater gave you a refund because a movie was shitty?

      It's not the fanboys who are declaring fail.
      It's the people who actually like science fiction, and were fucking sick of hearing about AVATAR. Now we see that it's really a piece of shit. We have the fucking right to mock and taunt, because we've put up with shitty hype for ages.

      The trailer got people talking.
      But there is such a thing as bad publicity - people are talking about furries.

    6. Re:All the whiners have is a teaser trailer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I love it how you'll dismiss a bunch of nerd critics on the Internet and then praise Rotten Tomatoes as the best source of information...guess where a lot of their ratings come from? You guessed it, nerd critics on the Internet.

      How about actually thinking for yourself for a change? Or is mom still buying your clothes for you too?

    7. Re:All the whiners have is a teaser trailer by TheRaven64 · · Score: 1

      We put up with the hype for ages? I like science fiction films - I own a large collection of them on DVD - and this /. article is the first I've heard of Avatar. Methinks they might need a new hype machine.

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    8. Re:All the whiners have is a teaser trailer by rho · · Score: 1

      Funny how the synopsis mocks teenage girls, but we dont mock teenage fanboys who loudly declare "FAIL" after just seeing a teaser trailer. Seems thats the more odious habit.

      "No wireless. Less space than a nomad. Lame."

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    9. Re:All the whiners have is a teaser trailer by sexconker · · Score: 0, Troll

      Methinks you might need to some out from under your rock more often.

      Or don't. Stay there.

    10. Re:All the whiners have is a teaser trailer by WillDraven · · Score: 1

      Yeah, this is only the second time I've heard anything about it, the previous one being a slashdot article saying essentially "this might be really cool."

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    11. Re:All the whiners have is a teaser trailer by Ephemeriis · · Score: 1

      Lets be honest here - trailers are supposed to give you some vague idea of what the movie is about. They're commercials, trying to sell a movie ticket. The whole point of a trailer is to make you want to go watch the movie.

      And, after watching that trailer, I'm going to wait for some reviews before I go see the movie.

      Initially everyone was talking about how amazing and awe-inspiring this movie was going to be. I was very interested. It sounded like something I wanted to go see.

      After watching that trailer I have changed my mind. My first thought, when I saw that trailer, was what are those night elves doing in there?

      Sure, it may be a great movie. And I may wind up going to see it. And I may wind up loving it. But, judging from that trailer, I'm going to wait and see what other folks say.

      By comparison, the trailer for District 9 was good enough to make me go see it without waiting for reviews.

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    12. Re:All the whiners have is a teaser trailer by corbettw · · Score: 2, Insightful

      So are we now judging a book by its cover? Thanks but no thanks, I'll wait until I see all the reviews on rottentomatoes before making judgement.

      Well now I feel stupid, I was going to wait until seeing it myself before making up my mind. Guess it is easier to cut out the middle man and get my opinions from experts like everyone else. That way, I too can be an individual!

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    13. Re:All the whiners have is a teaser trailer by Hurricane78 · · Score: 1

      I on the other hand couldn't care less what others think. Especially since I noticed that many great movies were ripped apart by so-called critics, because they literally were too dumb to understand it. (Like Revolver. One of the greatest movies of all times. But also one of the hardest to understand. Especially if you have to watch it in a foreign language.)

      Now there are some movies where this happened to me too, so I am no exception. I learned that you have to choose the movies according to your intelligence. and I mean all types of intelligence, like emotional and so. You can't get good recommendations from people that are much more or less intelligent than you in many areas.

      Unfortunately, I seem to be a not-so-common combination, and therefore have a very hard time finding good reviewers.
      But because the Internet provides me with everything for free, I have no risk, and therefore watch all movies that sound interesting to me from the raw material like trailers and story details.

      I will wait for a real trailer with actual information in it instead of some pictures of nature that could be the continuation of the end of Galactica or The Knowing.
      And then I will choose whether to watch is in cinema, on my beamer with friends, alone on my pc, or not at all.

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    14. Re:All the whiners have is a teaser trailer by CarpetShark · · Score: 1

      critics who...know how to write and think about film

      Who are these new gods of which you speak?

    15. Re:All the whiners have is a teaser trailer by MirrorLake · · Score: 1

      "Little investment"? That teaser trailer cost 17 billion dollars!

    16. Re:All the whiners have is a teaser trailer by mxh83 · · Score: 1

      You should visit other websites sometimes.

    17. Re:All the whiners have is a teaser trailer by Khyber · · Score: 1

      I've already seen the workprint of Avatar, I'm glad I (unbelievably) spent my money on District 9 - even if scenes shown in the ad trailers were not in the movie.

      The geeks here say "Ferngully with mechs" I'm going to have to say that's a bit understated and leave it at that without producing spoilers.

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    18. Re:All the whiners have is a teaser trailer by Landshark17 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      "We judge movies by their trailers. Directors and producers want us to. It's the trailer that gets people to buy the ticket."

      It's the trailer that gets people to buy the ticket, but it's humanly impossible to judge a movie by its trailer. Trailers are made to be as generic as possible to appeal to the broadest possible audience and sell the most tickets. All trailers are made up of the same basic elements to make as many people want to see the movie as possible. There's the vet in a wheel-chair to appeal to the fans of the overcoming-adversity genre. There is the sci-fi aspects of the film to hook the sci-fi fans. There were the adrenaline-spewing fight sequenses to draw in the action movie fans. And finally there were the hints of romance so that fanboys who drag their reluctant girlfriends along can point and say "But look, there's also a love story in it!"

      Also, I think it's fair to say that most directors would rather you judge their movies based on the entirety of the movie that they put so much time and effort into, not the two-and-a-half minute commercial that got cut together out of their work by the marketing department.

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    19. Re:All the whiners have is a teaser trailer by Facegarden · · Score: 1

      Funny how the synopsis mocks teenage girls, but we dont mock teenage fanboys who loudly declare "FAIL" after just seeing a teaser trailer.

      Yeah, thanks for bringing that up! I've been meaning to ask, can we all stop using "FAIL" like it's funny? It's so goddamn cliche already it's just stupid. There was actually a slashdot article last week with "Epic FAILs" in the summary, it made me feel like I was reading some 13 year old's blog... because I was - it was a summary about some lame story that someone wrote in their lame blog, who very well could have been 13.

      I want to read about crazy tongue vision systems and black holes, and reasonable info about sci-fi, not little kid rants about stupid shit.
      -Taylor

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    20. Re:All the whiners have is a teaser trailer by LanMan04 · · Score: 1

      So are we now judging a book by its cover? Thanks but no thanks

      It's much more like judging a book by a reading a select few passages.

      They're showing content in the trailer. Not the same as a book cover, not by a long shot.

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    21. Re:All the whiners have is a teaser trailer by rehtlog · · Score: 1

      The Libertine was a horrible movie that I walked out of and I got my money back.

    22. Re:All the whiners have is a teaser trailer by sexconker · · Score: 1

      I can see a trailer for any fucking movie ever and instantly know whether or not it's shit.

      Avatar is shit.

      I haven't been wrong yet.

    23. Re:All the whiners have is a teaser trailer by ajs · · Score: 1

      If it were a game, I'd say it had great graphics. But as a film it was just not convincing to me.

      I said the same thing about Gollum when I saw him in trailers for Fellowship. The reality is that it's not the polygons that make or break an animated character. It's their integration into the story and the action. It's how others react to them and how well the actor voicing them manages to come through.

      None of this was established in the short trailer we were handed.

    24. Re:All the whiners have is a teaser trailer by ckaminski · · Score: 1

      what are those night elves doing in there?

      Does Mr. T. reprise his commercial role as the http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZV0DtmxYFuE"Night Elf Mohawk" in Avatar? Serious, I thought WoW when I saw this. Even the live-action stuff looked CGI. There WAS live action, right?

    25. Re:All the whiners have is a teaser trailer by fostro1 · · Score: 0

      lol...do you see these movies even though you know they are shit? Which begs to question, do you not trust yourself? Or do you take other peoples word for it? Which then, I say, some things you need to see for yourself. I often disagree with critics and reviews. Its rare I cant enjoy a movie to at least some extent...

    26. Re:All the whiners have is a teaser trailer by Landshark17 · · Score: 1

      I can see a trailer for any fucking movie ever and instantly know whether or not it's shit.

      Avatar is shit.

      I haven't been wrong yet.

      Bull.

      If you haven't seen it, you can't know. YouTube is full of recut movie trailers that prove in the hands of the right editor, a movie can be made to look like anything.

      Home Alone recut to look like a horror movie.
      The Shining recut to look like a warm family comedy.
      Rain Man recut to look like a thriller.
      Silence of the Lambs recut to look like a love story.
      Etc, etc...

      If you've decided whether a movie is shit by merely watching the trailer, you've closed yourself off to great cinema and I pity you.

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    27. Re:All the whiners have is a teaser trailer by sexconker · · Score: 1

      Pity me.
      But shitty youtube edits aren't what the studios put out.
      Link me to an official trailer of any movie, and I will tell you if it's shit or not.

    28. Re:All the whiners have is a teaser trailer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      lol look at the furry get all upset. the reason there are so many negative associations with the word 'furry' is because they are almost all true.

    29. Re:All the whiners have is a teaser trailer by Halo1 · · Score: 1

      True. Still, I thought the animation of movement in e.g. Ratatouille, The Incredibles and even Corpse Bride was a lot better. Of course, none of them tried to be 100% realistic, but I really don't understand why they couldn't make the lion in the trailer move more fluently (like the rats in Ratatouille).

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    30. Re:All the whiners have is a teaser trailer by Tingler · · Score: 1

      I can judge a person by reading one of their Slashdot posts.

      You are a dumbass.

      I haven't been wrong yet.

    31. Re:All the whiners have is a teaser trailer by Ephemeriis · · Score: 1

      what are those night elves doing in there?

      Does Mr. T. reprise his commercial role as the http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZV0DtmxYFuE"Night Elf Mohawk" in Avatar? Serious, I thought WoW when I saw this. Even the live-action stuff looked CGI. There WAS live action, right?

      The blue aliens with the big ears looked like Night Elves. They were using bows. They were flying around on the backs of vaguely dragon-y creatures. It reminded me a lot of Warcraft III.

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    32. Re:All the whiners have is a teaser trailer by Attila+Dimedici · · Score: 1

      I visit a lot of websites. This is really the only one that ever talks about science fiction movies. I agree with the above poster, the only times I heard anything about Avatar was on Slashdot. I haven't even heard about it from my friends into science fiction.

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    33. Re:All the whiners have is a teaser trailer by lennier · · Score: 1

      "There were the adrenaline-spewing fight sequenses to draw in the action movie fans. And finally there were the hints of romance so that fanboys who drag their reluctant girlfriends along can point and say "But look, there's also a love story in it!""

      Which was the genius of Titanic: almost equal parts action/disaster movie with lots of stuff smashin' (for the boys) and soppy doomed romance (for the girls).

      Wanna bet Avatar will do the same thing, but in space?

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    34. Re:All the whiners have is a teaser trailer by Landshark17 · · Score: 1

      Whether you watch a fake trailer on YouTube or an official one, it's all footage from the same movie. If you're extrapolating to judge a two hour movie from a two minute trailer, what difference does it make who cut it? You're getting such a small fraction of the film that it's impossible to render a decision. Basically, you're refusing a steak dinner because you didn't like the salad. I can't agree with it, but if it works for you, keep it up. There will be more seats in the theatre for me.

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    35. Re:All the whiners have is a teaser trailer by The_mad_linguist · · Score: 1

      As far as I can tell, Rotten Tomatoes has a mildly negative correlation with my personal assessment of movies.

      For example, The Saddest Music In the World.

    36. Re:All the whiners have is a teaser trailer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Remind me never to invite you to be a guest judge at an animation contest.

      I'd suggest that the reason these characters are still in the uncanny valley is more to do with the fact that they are 10 feet tall, blue, and have humanoid facial features (but certainly not human) and also tails, rather than that they might be badly animated and rendered.

      If we see long shots of these characters interacting with everything and everyone else around them rather than the quick cuts today's trailers seem to require, I'd suggest they might look more impressive than you previously thought.

      But I could be wrong.

  7. Let me get this straight ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    You're basing all of this on a *TEASER TRAILER*?

    1. Re:Let me get this straight ... by ILuvRamen · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      I think they're basing it on the director (M Night Shyamalan). They clearly determined he can't write so I guess they're trying to see if he can direct. Knowing him, he's not going to be able to keep his hand off the story though and he's going to add some non-actual-storyline twist of his own that will piss people off. Like ooohhh it turns out, Aang is really a fire bender the whole time. Or ohhh this is all actually happening in a dome like the Truman Show. I have no idea why they're plastering his name on this movie after repeated disasters. It's like they're trying not to get people to see it.

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    2. Re:Let me get this straight ... by Povno · · Score: 1

      Your talking about this.

      They're talking is about this. Just so you know.

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    3. Re:Let me get this straight ... by david@ecsd.com · · Score: 1

      I'm basing my opinion on the script treatment that's been floating around the internet for years, and the junk that he's produced in the past.

  8. Yes, it looks like crap by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Who wants to go out and pay $10 to watch a Halo vs. World of Warcraft movie when you can play either in the comfort of your own home? They don't mix together. No one wants to see tall blue Elvish Ewoks. At least no one with a brain...

    1. Re:Yes, it looks like crap by Hanners1979 · · Score: 5, Funny
      "No one wants to see tall blue Elvish Ewoks."

      For a moment there I read this comment as "No one wants to see tall blue Elvis Ewoks", and I was about to argue most vehemently that that's exactly what I do want to see in a movie.

    2. Re:Yes, it looks like crap by snspdaarf · · Score: 4, Funny

      "No one wants to see tall blue Elvish Ewoks."

      For a moment there I read this comment as "No one wants to see tall blue Elvis Ewoks", and I was about to argue most vehemently that that's exactly what I do want to see in a movie.

      Naked tall blue Elvis Ewoks.
      Oh, God, I just wrote "Watchmen II"

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    3. Re:Yes, it looks like crap by nem75 · · Score: 1

      Naked tall blue Elvis Ewoks.

      Priscilla? Is that you?

    4. Re:Yes, it looks like crap by ElKry · · Score: 1

      They do look a little elvish

    5. Re:Yes, it looks like crap by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've already seen this movie... it was called The Phantom Menace and the Jar Jar Binx's loose to the Empire, sorry for spoiling the ending.

      P.S. it sucked the first time too!

    6. Re:Yes, it looks like crap by zippthorne · · Score: 1

      Frankly, from the ad, I half expect half the movie to be about dancing in "The A-H"

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    7. Re:Yes, it looks like crap by Veritech_Ace · · Score: 1

      Naked? Better be early Elvis then, not late Elvis.

  9. The cult? by davidwr · · Score: 0, Troll

    Raise your hand if the first thing you thought of was the suicide cult?

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  10. Re:Avatar first-impression: by gad_zuki! · · Score: 4, Funny

    >third-rate fantasy masturbatory session for furries and other WoW-playing losers.

    Err, you do know youre posting on slashdot, right?

  11. Puhlease! by Recovering+Hater · · Score: 4, Insightful

    In Avatar, mankind has the ability to cross the voids of space in an effort to mine a mineral rich alien world. Bring these minerals back for refinemant and use. We have the ability to implant a human mind into an alien avatar body that we have ourselves created and control that persons new avatar body. And yet we can't repair a paralyzed human body? Fail.

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    1. Re:Puhlease! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It is a little strange that they can grow entire avatar bodies, but can't regrow/repair a single spinal cord.

    2. Re:Puhlease! by Richard_at_work · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Not all technological advancement happens at a steady, conformal pace - we can send probes to other worlds, put men in space, travel across the face of the earth in hours and yet we still rely on physicians making judgement calls about diagnoses?

      We can investigate the fundamentals of the universe, the big bang and quantum physics, but we are yet to fully understand every step in the process of photosynthesis - one of the most widely used processes in life on this planet.

      Just two examples.

    3. Re:Puhlease! by sexconker · · Score: 2, Funny

      We can repair the body, or build a new body, but the brain has given up and thinks that the fixed or new body is still broken.

      And we can't fix brains, we just know how to move them. It's like you fucking nerds installing a CPU. You don't know shit about how it works, and you could never fucking make one - you just know how to plug it in.

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      At least that's the shitty argument the fucking furries will throw at you.

    4. Re:Puhlease! by jameskojiro · · Score: 0, Troll

      I guess at that point Humanity has forgotten about mining mineral rich asteroids. Especially mineral rich asteroids which aren't at the bottom of giant gravity wells knows as planets.

      The plot has as many plot holes as an episode of Star Trek: Voyager.

      They couldn't clone this guy a human body and have him control that at the very least????? They have FTL drive but mining asteroids which would probably have the same "rare" minerals as the planet they wish to plunder is too hard for them???? They can't just kill off this species on the planet with chemicals or a virus??? Orbital bombardment of Napalm too expensive for them as well????

      The humans int he film deserve to get their asses handed to them by "Ewoks" because they are so frelling stupid.

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    5. Re:Puhlease! by Animaether · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Why is that strange?

      There are plenty of examples in real life now where it is easier to create something from anew than to repair it. Easier/cheaper.

      Let's take an extreme example... an 'I' beam used in construction. We can stamp those out by the hundreds, easy-peasy. But the moment an x-ray detects a crack in one, do we repair it? Heck no - it's way more difficult, and expensive, to repair that than it is to simply make a new 'I' beam.

      Perhaps a medical example is in order... see that story on the front page a bit further down about growing a tooth in a rat? Everybody who has heard of construction of a new tooth from scratch that is identical to a grown tooth, raise your hand. No? Nobody? Yet a completely new tooth was grown by scientists already.

      Just because mankind would have the ability to grow entirely new bodies (much like you could grow a clone, I daresay), doesn't mean you should assume they could just fix any existing bodies' ailments.

    6. Re:Puhlease! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      well, in startrek they couldn't cure baldness.

    7. Re:Puhlease! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      this is totally accurate, he is not paralyzed. in the future peoples legs have receded due to cars, computers and desks, everyone in the future will need wheelchairs, walking is too much work.

      also can we all please tone down the anti furrite chatter thank you.

    8. Re:Puhlease! by A.+B3ttik · · Score: 4, Funny

      His spinal cord is emitting subspace tachyon flux rays that block any attempts at repair.

      They even tried the Main Deflector Dish, but the spinal capacitance field blocked it.

    9. Re:Puhlease! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Are you sure you are Recovering?

    10. Re:Puhlease! by jollyreaper · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Not all technological advancement happens at a steady, conformal pace - we can send probes to other worlds, put men in space, travel across the face of the earth in hours and yet we still rely on physicians making judgement calls about diagnoses?

      We can investigate the fundamentals of the universe, the big bang and quantum physics, but we are yet to fully understand every step in the process of photosynthesis - one of the most widely used processes in life on this planet.

      Yeah, but being able to understand genetics enough to create an avatar and remote link a mind to it seems to imply a very strong understanding of biology. The level of ridiculousness here would be like saying "Ok, so they have cyborgs in this universe, ones capable of passing for human, the AI's are very advanced, yet they still have people manually flying aircraft and driving vehicles, not just out of a sense of nostalgia but because it can't be done...Wait a sec!"

      People were complaining about Firefly's wild west aspect with office towers and spaceships on one planet and nothing but horses and six-shooters on another. Well, we do have some pretty wild differences on this planet. Just look at the range of human technology depicted in District 9, cell phones in shanty towns. I could make a good argument that a farmer who has no certain access to outside resources would prefer an ox to a tractor since an ox is easier to fuel, two oxen can make more oxen, etc. A tractor could represent a recurring expense he cannot afford. And then to really blow your mind, he could use a solar-powered laptop with GPS to plot the lay of his fields. Hey, the laptop works for a long time if you don't break it and the sun's free...

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    11. Re:Puhlease! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well duh! The obvious answer is to reverse the polarity of the flux capacitor.

    12. Re:Puhlease! by ravenshrike · · Score: 2, Interesting

      No, the really strange part is that they're still using giant fucking mechs instead of a properly sized powered armor that covers their whole bodies. This isn't the eighties anymore, yet the plot still seems to be stuck their miltech-wise.

    13. Re:Puhlease! by vertinox · · Score: 2, Insightful

      And yet we can't repair a paralyzed human body? Fail.

      I think that part of plot line is just dumb simply because you can come up with a thousand reasons why someone wouldn't want to use their real body.

      I mean your chance of dying in an accident goes to near zero once you stop going outdoors and not to mention its just more efficient to travel around.

      But to say people only use avatar's because they are paralyzed is silly. People will do it because they want to, not because they have to.

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    14. Re:Puhlease! by vertinox · · Score: 1

      Why was this modded troll?

      The fact that they just didn't "nuke the site from orbit" shows one of the biggest flaws in most Sci-Fi plots.

      I mean the Starship Troopers explained it (well they did mostly in the novels) that it was an ego thing that they had to show the aliens they were going to kill them in person.

      Arguably in most of the Warhammer 40K fluff novels revolves around the fact the Imperial navy can or cannot blow up the planet in orbit.

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    15. Re:Puhlease! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      also can we all please tone down the anti furrite chatter thank you.

      FURRY!

    16. Re:Puhlease! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Did they try reversing the polarity?

    17. Re:Puhlease! by TheSync · · Score: 1

      In Avatar, mankind has the ability to cross the voids of space in an effort to mine a mineral rich alien world. Bring these minerals back for refinemant and use.... And yet we can't repair a paralyzed human body?

      I told you guys not to socialize medicine! ;)

    18. Re:Puhlease! by drb_chimaera · · Score: 1

      From what we saw while Sam Worthington plays a dude in a wheelchair than it hooked up with one of these avatars, there are others that have normal mobility that use them as well - Sigourney Weaver's character for a start

    19. Re:Puhlease! by twosmokes · · Score: 1

      Forget about repair. We can't even get paralyzed people into motorized wheelchairs!

    20. Re:Puhlease! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      two oxen can make more oxen

      Well considering oxen are usually (but not always) castrated male cattle, reproduction probably isn't a primary advantage to using oxen. However, I do agree with your other points.

    21. Re:Puhlease! by Darth_brooks · · Score: 1

      Any idiot knows that fixes involving the main deflector array are seldom effective. Truly groundbreaking work *only* occurs when power is rerouted from the primary weapons and, in dire circumstances, life support.

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    22. Re:Puhlease! by SharpFang · · Score: 1

      We can repair split hair ends with 98% success, provide laundry with reflectivity competing laboratory mirrors, use liquid crystals to indicate optimum temperature of beer, kill off every single microorganism in a bottle of drink while keeping it drinkable, fit over a month of continuous pop music in a pocket player, produce grain that has exquisite yield but can't be used to grow more grain, cause erection using drugs, make one's pubic hair to grow on their head, produce over 50 different flavours of flavoured condoms and manufacture cars that take 7 minutes to empty the fuel tank at maximum power.

      Yet we can't cure common cold.

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    23. Re:Puhlease! by ozbird · · Score: 1

      I mean your chance of dying in an accident goes to near zero once you stop going outdoors ...

      Spoken like a true Slashdotter. :-)

    24. Re:Puhlease! by slimshady945 · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Cell phones in shanty towns do exist now. In fact, there is a company in Kenya marketing ones that can be recharged by solar power. And even in the third world, EVERYONE has bad ass cell phones. Maybe not shoes, running water or electricity, but they have that.

      And they do prefer animals for precisely that reason; gas is expensive, grass is everywhere.

      Sometimes, weird developments actually occur in the real world, so why not in imaginary one?

    25. Re:Puhlease! by MRe_nl · · Score: 1

      Of course they can, but the whole point is "to baldly go".

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    26. Re:Puhlease! by Veritech_Ace · · Score: 1

      Nor, I suspect, have we developed the technology to completely exterminate every creature on such a planet so that we can just sweep up the ashes, swallow our iodine pills, and get to work mining these minerals. Looks like we've figured out how to negate all military advantages of remote-controlled destruction and send our men off to be eviscerated by large creatures, though.

    27. Re:Puhlease! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dollars to donuts Worthington's character comes out of the avatar machine healed at the end of the movie. But he cannot be with his alien girlfriend after the pitched battle, leaving the miracle bitter sweet. Then his Na'vi girlfriend gets a human avatar so they can be together, after the two races agree to disagree. These are not spoilers, I know nothing of the film, I just enjoy snarking about movies.

    28. Re:Puhlease! by mgblst · · Score: 1

      How do you know that isn't a plot line. They deliberatly don't repair soldiers bodies, in order to get them into a new body.

      You don't, do you moron, because you have only seen the trailer.

      Now, I am not saying this movie wont be shit, but you definitely are a moron.

  12. Re:Avatar first-impression: by Anonymous+Cowar · · Score: 2, Insightful

    >third-rate fantasy masturbatory session for furries and other WoW-playing losers.

    Err, you do know youre posting on slashdot, right?

    That's why he posted AC.

  13. Based off the director's own words... by MaXintosh · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I learnt about Avatar the other night, when I saw an ad for it. I looked it up on Wikipedia, read it over, and I thought, "This looks like Dances with Wolves in Space." I was curious whether anyone else made that analogy, so I googled "avatar film dances with wolves."

    The first hit I got was "James Cameron: Yes, 'Avatar' is 'Dances with Wolves' in space ..."

    At this point, it would have to be really damn good for me to see it. I don't need blue aliens telling me how bad White Manifest Destiney was in the United States. But I definitely don't need the overtones of insert-enlightened-human-here going in and saving the tribe^H^H^H^H^H by becoming it's leader, which is what the director was talking about.

    Just say'n.

    1. Re:Based off the director's own words... by Attila+Dimedici · · Score: 1

      I was curious if in context he actually said that "Avatar" was "Dances with Wolves" in space so I googled your search and skimmed the article.
      Not only did he say that "Avatar" was "Dances with Wolves" in space, he then said he was trying to make it something that Rudyard Kipling might have written. I just don't see how his concept makes a good movie, but then again I don't understand the popularity of Quentin Tarantino movies either.

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    2. Re:Based off the director's own words... by AP31R0N · · Score: 1

      What does "Just say'n" mean?

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    3. Re:Based off the director's own words... by sexconker · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Number 9 in Bing.

      This just proves once again that Bing is better than Google.
      Remember, Bing isn't just a search engine - it's the world's first decision engine.

      If you Bing "avatar film dances with wolves", the first result is the IMDB entry for Dances with Wolves. If you're trying to make any sort of decision based on what you queried, Bing will help you make the right one: Go read about, then watch, Dances with Wolves, and stop paying attention to the shit that is Avatar.

    4. Re:Based off the director's own words... by MaXintosh · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I suppose Scifi can be a great tool for introducing social commentary - Blade Runner, for example. So, maybe they thought that it could stand a fresh facelift in that regard. Or maybe the writers thought they had something new to contribute to the story. As devil's advocate, sometimes retellings can improve on the story.

      What's awful is it totally misses what made Dances with Wolves not suck, and it went right for a whole load of imperialistic garbage. The dialog would have to be really ****ing good to make up for "white-guy-proxy is now king-of-the-tribe and will lead the natives to salvation." And that's ignoring the whole "Furries gone mainstream" thing.

    5. Re:Based off the director's own words... by sexconker · · Score: 1

      Dunno, but I bet that fucker's a Goa'uld.

    6. Re:Based off the director's own words... by DoofusOfDeath · · Score: 1

      What's awful is it totally misses what made Dances with Wolves not suck

      Kevin Costner???

    7. Re:Based off the director's own words... by MaXintosh · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Touché.

      RedGreen said it best,
      Edgar Montrose: That native actor in Dances With Wolves was really good, they shoulda given him the Oscar.
      :)

    8. Re:Based off the director's own words... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What does "Just say'n" mean?

      It means his opinions deserve less consideration than those of a super say'n.

    9. Re:Based off the director's own words... by TimeTraveler1884 · · Score: 3, Funny

      This looks like Dances with Wolves in Space

      I want this movie to succeed only so that it may have a Broadway adaptation and then later become a traveling figure skating exhibit. I mean, who wouldn't want to see "River Dances with Wolves in Space on Ice?"

    10. Re:Based off the director's own words... by CarpetShark · · Score: 2, Funny

      Yes, 'Avatar' is 'Dances with Wolves' in space ..."

      Wouldn't that be "Suffocates Wolves"?

    11. Re:Based off the director's own words... by I'm+not+really+here · · Score: 1

      "Just say'n" is a shortened version of "I (am/was) just saying..." which in turn is a phrase which usually implies that something obvious was pointed out, and that the commenter is "just saying that this should be thought about", "just saying that this seems obvious", and "just saying my opinion on the matter".

      example:
      While it seemed that Bill found kicking someone in the shins to be fun, it seems to be a bit sadistic to me. Just say'n....

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    12. Re:Based off the director's own words... by 16K+Ram+Pack · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Interestingly, Dances with Wolves was, for a time, nicknamed "Kevin's Gate" as people thought it was going to bomb like Heaven's Gate.

      I'm going to give James Cameron a go on this one. The guy has an amazing track record, and dipped out on films like T3 because he just didn't see a story that could be told.

    13. Re:Based off the director's own words... by Blakey+Rat · · Score: 1

      Avatar - Dances with Wolves with Headless Robots: http://blakeyrat.com/index.php/2009/08/avatar-dances-with-wolves-with-headless-robots/ (my own blog)

    14. Re:Based off the director's own words... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I Googled "avatar film yellow submarine", and the first hit told me:

      "Disney executives and director Robert Zemeckis look set to embark on a 3D remake of Yellow Submarine."

      Now that is seriously scary.

    15. Re:Based off the director's own words... by irussel · · Score: 1

      Don't forget about Titanic. Before it came out, people everywhere were saying it would flop because of the enormous budget. Say what you want about the artistic merits of the film, but you can't deny it made a metric assload of cash.

    16. Re:Based off the director's own words... by Jaysyn · · Score: 1

      I heard that about Waterworld, but not Dances with Wolves.

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  14. Re:Avatar first-impression: by A.+B3ttik · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Avatar: FernGully with Mechs.

  15. !aang, eh? by fredjh · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I'm more excited about the Last Airbender, to be perfectly honest, so "Avatar" in the thread title always gets me...

    I think people should stop nit-picking about Avatar being science fiction... yes, it is science fiction.

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  16. What????? by pablo_max · · Score: 1

    ""It seems in Avatar that all this gee-whiz science is merely there to draw the 'old crowd' in and provide some kind of rationale for a brightly-coloured fantasy-world which reflects the most emetic of the artwork plastered over teenage girls' MySpace pages"

    That's stupid....everyone knows that teenage girls use facebook and twitter now..NOT myspace. Duh,

    1. Re:What????? by pcolaman · · Score: 1

      What the fuck is twitter? I'm still trying to figure out this whole Prodigy and AOL stuff.

  17. The Last Airbender Bending Rodriguez by tepples · · Score: 1, Funny

    I mean, it's based on the fantasy TV show of the same name that's on Nick, right?

    Only if "Air Bender" is a new ball shoe endorsed by a Futurama character.

    1. Re:The Last Airbender Bending Rodriguez by Locke2005 · · Score: 1

      Endorsed with the phrase: "Bite my shiny plastic athletic shoe!", perchance?

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  18. Could Pixar do better than James Cameron? by Alzheimers · · Score: 1

    Honestly, I doubt it. Their entire catalog is skewed towards a younger demographic, and their recent announcements have indicated a trend towards sequelitis.
    I think the tougher question is why they've never taken it upon themselves to take a chance with a more mature (PG-13 to R rated) offering. Most of their profits are realized through merchandizing, so anything they can't stick on a lunchbox, backpack, bedspread, or turn into little plastic figurine is off the table. The most Avatar can hope for is some blacklight posters sold at Spencers.

    1. Re:Could Pixar do better than James Cameron? by flitty · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Most of their profits are realized through merchandizing. . . The most Avatar can hope for is some blacklight posters sold at Spencers.

      Strange. When I see halo-Warthog type vehicles, dropships, and tall blue aliens, the first thing that comes to my mind is how much this movie was built to be made into toys.

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    2. Re:Could Pixar do better than James Cameron? by Attila+Dimedici · · Score: 1

      Because historically, PG movies make more money.

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    3. Re:Could Pixar do better than James Cameron? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Pixar brought back the old Walt Disney spirit: "I don't make films for children. I make films children are not embarrassed to take their parents to."

      Crap like Beverly Hills Chiuauah is skewed towards a younger demographic. Pixar films are aimed at everyone.

    4. Re:Could Pixar do better than James Cameron? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Strange. When I see halo-Warthog type vehicles, dropships, and tall blue aliens, the first thing that comes to my mind is how much this movie was built to be made into toys.

      Looked more like a Puma to me...

    5. Re:Could Pixar do better than James Cameron? by Alzheimers · · Score: 1

      Higest Grossing Films (before inflation)

      #1: Titanic (PG-13)
      #2: LOTR:ROTK (PG-13)
      #3: POTC:DMC (PG-13)
      #4: The Dark Knight (PG-13)
      #5: Harry Potter TPS (PG)
      #6: POTC: AWE (PG-13)
      #7: Harry Potter OOTF (PG-13)
      #8: LOTR: TTT (PG-13)
      #9: Star Wars TPM (PG)
      #10: Shrek 2 (PG)

      PG-13 seems to be the most profitable ranking, and even the Harry Potter franchise has flirted with it until their latest movie. Pixar doesn't even hit the list until #17, Finding Nemo. By their second at #40 (The Incredibles), Dreamworks SKG already has Shrek 2 (#10), Shrek the Third (#22) and Kung Fu Panda (#39) and Fox has both Ice Age movies (#25 and #36).

      But as I said before, this is all secondary to Pixar's primary goal: moving merch.

    6. Re:Could Pixar do better than James Cameron? by Attila+Dimedici · · Score: 1

      First off, your list is not based on inflation adjusted prices. Second, your list is only for box office returns, many movies make more money after they are no longer in the theaters.

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    7. Re:Could Pixar do better than James Cameron? by Blakey+Rat · · Score: 1

      The most Avatar can hope for is some blacklight posters sold at Spencers.

      Are you kidding?

      It has the whole space marine playset, including the camp walls, the headless combat robot action figure, the hovercraft vehicle pack, the brain-transfer lab playset, a spaceplane and space station LEGO kit, etc etc.

      Then added to that you have the warrior alien action figure, the archer alien action figure, the giant alien cat figure, the alien butterfly/dragon action figure...

      And that's just from the trailer!

    8. Re:Could Pixar do better than James Cameron? by Alzheimers · · Score: 1

      First, time doesn't move backwards, so comparing box office receipts of "Gone with the Wind" to something like Transformers is kind of pointless. Would it still be the top grossing performer of all time if it were released in 2009? Would it even still be ranked a "G"? I doubt it.

      Second, the secondary market being Pixar's primary focus is exactly the point I'm trying to make. Except replace "Shiny Plastic Disk" with "Anything they can stamp their logo on" and you've got it right.

    9. Re:Could Pixar do better than James Cameron? by catbertscousin · · Score: 1

      Looked more like a Puma to me...

      Are you makin' up imaginary animals again?

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    10. Re:Could Pixar do better than James Cameron? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It used to be the Halo movie.

    11. Re:Could Pixar do better than James Cameron? by initialE · · Score: 1

      Strange. When I see human-alien hybrids, futuristic technology that only the special one can use, evil money-grubbing overlords, a Gordon Freeman-type character, and cute insect kids, the first thing that came to my mind was "Looks like another FPS game".
      Wait, what movie were we talking about?

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    12. Re:Could Pixar do better than James Cameron? by fumblebee · · Score: 1

      Hey, Transformers was made to sell toys and that turned out alright.

  19. so... by prozaker · · Score: 1

    furries are mainstream now? whats next, some kind anthropomorphic plant suit? plantees?

    1. Re:so... by bersl2 · · Score: 1

      Um... cosplay that chick from Farscape? Isn't she supposed to be a plant?

  20. Snide commentary thus far. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ummm perhaps I am missing the tongue in cheek snideness of these comment's but, this is a movie, which is made up and is not real....
    but hey this is just me being a troll I suppose. :>)

  21. The other 'Avatar' by Reik · · Score: 1

    It looks all flashy and might indeed be very good..we'll soon know.

    Personally, I'm more looking forward to the other 'Avatar'. The one they had to call simply "The Last Airbender" due to copyright, trade name collision, whatever. I know the story there is good and compelling. Hopefully Shamyalan does the live action version justice.

    1. Re:The other 'Avatar' by Schnoogs · · Score: 1

      How do you mod someone for having poor taste? ;)

    2. Re:The other 'Avatar' by denzacar · · Score: 1

      Overrated.

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  22. Answer: Yes, Sci-Fi has Found its Heaven's Gate by Anonymous+Cowar · · Score: 1

    But not in avatar yet. Does anybody remember Battlefield Earth? Anybody? That was a bomb on a similar scale and it was in the sci-fi genre. Really, do we need to ask this question? Has Sci-Fi managed this long to go without a bomb? NO!!!! Dumb title/hook. Try again.

    1. Re:Answer: Yes, Sci-Fi has Found its Heaven's Gate by mforbes · · Score: 1

      I thought BE was of the crapola genre?

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    2. Re:Answer: Yes, Sci-Fi has Found its Heaven's Gate by dex22 · · Score: 1

      Good point, you ratbastard!

    3. Re:Answer: Yes, Sci-Fi has Found its Heaven's Gate by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Calling BE part of the crapola genre is demeaning to the crapola genre.

  23. Re:Avatar first-impression: by Bakkster · · Score: 1

    That was my first impression as well. It doesn't do much to convince me that the movie will be legitimate science-fiction, rather than fluffy science-fantasy, when the aliens are bright anime-blue with giant cartoon doe-eyes.

    That said, it will probably sell like gangbusters for this very reason. However, it's absolutely not going to kill the science-fiction film genre. For proof, check District 9. One guy marketing something as sci-fi doesn't kill the legitimate movies for those who know what they're looking for. Even if that person is James Cameron.

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  24. Re:"and if it will even be a science fiction film" by twidarkling · · Score: 5, Informative

    That's actually what I thought when I heard the title too. Except that's "Avatar: The Last Air Bender." And there is a movie coming out called "The Last Air Bender" which is based on that anime. This "Avatar" is unrelated to that one. Needless to say, I was still rather confused.

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  25. Quick article translation by Minwee · · Score: 1

    "Will 'Avatar' be the most amazing film ever and justify my spending the last year in nerd-lust over it? I don't actually know a thing about it other than what's in the trailer, but I presume that it won't."

  26. Sexist bastard. :P by girlintraining · · Score: 3, Insightful

    "...which reflects the most emetic of the artwork plastered over teenage girls' MySpace pages"

    Ever since Twilight came out and fangirling became mainstream, the response by so many boys has been dismissive and derisive. But in a room full of boys talking about World of Warcraft nobody flinches. It's a double standard.

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    1. Re:Sexist bastard. :P by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There is very little difference between a room full of boys talking about World of Warcraft and a room full of girls talking about Twilight. Why shouldn't both get a lame movie that only they will enjoy?

    2. Re:Sexist bastard. :P by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ever since Twilight came out...

      Another completely crap movie. While your talk of double-standards is fair in general, talking about WoW and pasting pink ponies on ones MySpace wall are rather different. Of course, MySpace is complete crap as well.

      As far as being a Sexist bastard. Please write back when you become "womanintraining". [Just kidding. Seriously, I couldn't resist. :-) ]

    3. Re:Sexist bastard. :P by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There's a difference - I don't know many boys that write gay porn featuring their favorite characters. Anybody who's been exposed to fangirl "fan fiction" will know where the problem lies...

    4. Re:Sexist bastard. :P by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > But in a room full of boys talking about World of Warcraft nobody flinches.
      > It's a double standard.

      I don't know who you hang out with, but in my experience male hardcore-gamers and female twilight weenies are popularly viewed in the same light... goofy fanatics.

      It's no surprise that Slashdot views WoW a little more positively than Twilight... because we generally fall into that first category. "News for Nerds" and all that.

  27. Why name it Avatar? by lena_10326 · · Score: 1

    Seems like it's begging for confusion with "Avatar: The Last Airbender"

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    1. Re:Why name it Avatar? by pcolaman · · Score: 1

      Except that James Cameron has been dreaming up this idea for going on a decade and a half. The Anime has only been in existance since it's conception in 2001 and wasn't on TV until 2005. James Cameron wrote a lite-script for Avatar in 1995.

    2. Re:Why name it Avatar? by magnusrex1280 · · Score: 1

      The last two people whom I've asked if they've seen the trailer, have said "The last airbender?" and both times I've said "What?". I literally had no idea what they were talking about. That's what I get for not having any kids. I'm out of touch with the new kid shows.

  28. Re:Avatar first-impression: by fooslacker · · Score: 1

    Oddly similar to my first impressions. I was very excited by the first few moments then all of the sudden it devolved into something I'll probably not even see on video.

  29. male chauvanism? by Lexible · · Score: 4, Insightful

    most emetic of the artwork plastered over teenage girls' MySpace pages

    sure... while teenage boys' fantasies get exalted into "real sci-fi"? (like, say the recent star trek movie?) mayhap den of geek should adjust his testosterone obsession by reading ursula le guin, c. j. cherryh, octavia butler, dorris lessing, joanna rush, emma bull, oh and heck, anne mccaffrey. i can't help but imagine that it would nicely leaven the quality of questions about sci-fi he poses.

    1. Re:male chauvanism? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As a male and also a reader who has read most of Ursula, CJ, and McCaffery I will have to agree that the OP's statement, the gist of it came off as sexist.

    2. Re:male chauvanism? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think your shift key is broken.

    3. Re:male chauvanism? by Hurricane78 · · Score: 1

      Please. Boys nowadays already are femalized way too much. They get told from the earliest age, that women are above men, and that you have to apologize for being a man all the time. Fathers usually get less rights to raise their children. Etc, etc, etc.
      While women take male values, throwing away their own, and try to become engineers not because they like it but because they want to be "just as good", which they always were.
      The whole feminism thing has gone wild and a bad mutation of the original idea.

      Nowadays the only thing to recommend, is to question everything and all you never questioned. The less it gets questioned, the more important it is. Make your own set of values and proudly stand behind them. Don't take what men or women want to imprint into you. Think for yourself. Positive side-effect: More success in all human relationships.

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    4. Re:male chauvanism? by LanMan04 · · Score: 1

      reading ursula le guin, c. j. cherryh, octavia butler, dorris lessing, joanna rush, emma bull, oh and heck, anne mccaffrey.

      Can you say "Young Adult Section"? I knew you could.

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    5. Re:male chauvanism? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      sure... while teenage boys' fantasies get exalted into "real sci-fi"? (like, say the recent star trek movie?)

      To be fair, the writer did write

      Worst of all, I don't believe that it will be a 'science-fiction film' any more than Star Wars or Robots is (and actually, a lot less).

      Although the writer do have a point on the characters looking like cartoon cats (instead of anything biological), he might have mixed up his robot movies among his cartoon collection.

    6. Re:male chauvanism? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How dare you to mention Anne McCaffrey in the same sentence as Ursula Le Guin while failing to list Lois MacMaster Bujold as well! Bujold is no Le Guin either, but IMHO she's a much better writer (especially with characterization) then Anne of Pern.

    7. Re:male chauvanism? by PaganRitual · · Score: 1

      Why call them out on this when it was so clearly a deliberate act; they surely must look forward to every situation in which they are informed of this, giving them another chance to reply with what I can only assume they regard as a smartly smug rebuttal.

      The posts give the impression of a well read adult. The lack of capitialisation gives the impression of a well read 15 year old. We all see it, just ignore it.

    8. Re:male chauvanism? by WuphonsReach · · Score: 1

      C. J. Cherryh

      I'm not sure I'd lump most of her work in with the others. Maybe her high fantasy stuff, but not the more gritty sci-fi stuff like Faded Sun Trilogy or the Chanur Saga (or the Foreigner series).

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  30. No by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Normal people don't give a fuck about furries, or care that there's a group of deviants jerking off to cartoon animals. Only nerds do, who let their hatred of unimportant things dictate their taste in entertainment. To quote someone else, - "You can think of literally anything and there is someone jerking off to it right now. If you let that dictate your likes and dislikes you should retreat from the world entirely."

  31. Over Hyped, Yes. Predictable, Yes. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    However, I will enjoy the film because as far as I can tell from watching the trailer and reading the very basic plot synopsis, this is my favorite kind of movie: one in which mankind is the bad guy. I've loved this type of movie ever since I saw Nightbreed.

    These types of stories are never going to change us as a species, but I'm pleased that there are other creative minds out there who share my thoughts on the human race as a whole. On the other hand, this is likely why people are not going to enjoy the film. They will make up reasons such as bad story, incoherrent plot, annoying over-use of special effects, etc, but deep down they will know the real reason why. It makes most people uncomfortable to see their true selves. I saw this same effect at District 9 a week ago. People shambled aimlessly and quietly out of the theatre after it was over. To me, that's a signal that the movie got to them. Only once they were outside did I hear conversations emerge about how horrible they felt the film was.

    Okay...and yes I admit the other reason why Avatar attracts me is because the aliens look like cat-people. I'm a furry (not the fursuiter sex-party type as that has always struck me as a bit extreme--more power to anyone who is into it, though, we all have our kinks) and I'm always happy to see mainstream cinema containing anything realitve to my interests. I'm not going to deny that was a selling-point for me.

  32. Re:Avatar first-impression: by solkimera · · Score: 1

    Didn't ferngully have some sort of treecutting mech?

  33. Re:"and if it will even be a science fiction film" by sexconker · · Score: 1

    No, they're two different things.
    There is an Avatar (the Last Airbender) movie coming out as well.
    Or did it already come out? I don't fucking know.

    But they are both shitty, so no worries about getting them confused.

  34. I HOPE IT FAILS by new+death+barbie · · Score: 1

    And the studios will finally force James Cameron to make Titanic II.

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  35. Three words: by unfortunateson · · Score: 4, Insightful

    James F*cking Cameron

    Has he let us down up until now? Aliens, Terminator, T2, Abyss (not kick-ass amazing, but still a good flick), True Lies... you have to go back to Pirhana to get a stinker, and he was still cutting his chops, and he didn't write it.

    And I don't know what trailer the critic watched, but I'm with Sam Worthington: "This is *GREAT*"

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    1. Re:Three words: by fahrbot-bot · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Has he let us down up until now?

      One word: Titanic

      Sure, it made a metric f*ckload of money and women around the world cried, but it was a crap story. In the shadow of 1500 people dying needlessly in the freezing waters of the North Atlantic as a result of corporate short-sightedness and greed and societal dispassion for the poor working-class, we get some bullshit "love story" with sappy, contrived prose. Just thinking about final dialog between Rose and Dawson - while hundreds drowned and froze - still makes me gag. Talk about emetic. Don't get me started on the lame present-day story of the search for the diamond, that Rose has secretly kept all these years and simply tosses back into the ocean at the end.

      I'm sure a LOT of people will disagree with my opinion, but I stand by it. The movie Titanic was complete crap and a disservice to the tragedy and loss of life that occurred.

      Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to go throw up...

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    2. Re:Three words: by MasterOfMagic · · Score: 1

      I don't think I could have put that more eloquently. Thank you.

    3. Re:Three words: by memnoch37 · · Score: 1

      I did not like Titanic, for all the reasons you mentioned and more. But, he didn't make Titanic with people like us as the target audience. He hit his mark perfectly and made a boatload of money. Avatar seems like it's targeted towards both the 'old crowd' of sci-fi and Titanic's audience. Will aiming for both targets cause him to miss completely? We'll find out in December...

    4. Re:Three words: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There you go dragging class into it...

    5. Re:Three words: by josteos · · Score: 1

      I don't go to movies to cry, to crawl my soul picking it apart, to discover some great psychobabble about about the human condition...

      I go to a damn movie to be entertained. This trailer appears to deliver.

      I see this a lot: "It's just Dances with Wolves". Yeah. I liked Battlestar Galactica & Batman, both of which got a reboot recently and yet managed to not suck. It's James Cameron, not Uwe Boll: he's got experience NOT sucking.

      Several people say it's all about selling toys. Nerd Alert: I've got a full set of the Hasbro Titanium BSG ships, plus as many TIE Fighters as I can find, and display cases of Stormtroopers. I don't have any ewoks or jar-jars, tho. Obviously being a toy source totally dooms the franchise.

      "OH NOES! TEH GRAPHICS! THEY SUXXORS!" Really? I didn't notice any issues. In a 90sec trailer I didn't see crappy textures, broken models, horrible design, etc. What issues are people seeing ?

      "It's just all CGI" Dude, I loved TRON. My money is already spent on on TRON 2. I loved the burly brawl. Transformers is printing cash by the truckloads. Wall-e. Nemo. The Incredibles. Cars. Robots. Toy Story. I don't care if it's all CGI. Why does the CGI bother people with this movie and not the others?

      My first reaction to the images of the human base was a flashback to Zion in the Matrix series: large robotic battlesuits defending the base. My first reaction to Pandora was how it looked like it embodied the art for the Naya shard in Magic: The Gathering's Alara expansion: deep forest, massive monsters, and the catlike leonin/nacatal warriors. The Matrix and MtG: yeah, I'm sold.

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    6. Re:Three words: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      While I completely agree.... At least those of us who were drug through it got our "booby" prize.

    7. Re:Three words: by suomynonAyletamitlU · · Score: 1

      Sure, it was clearly successful in everything it tried to do and is still lauded by many people as a great movie, but watching people suffer up close in a way that makes the target audience feel personally connected to it is a disservice to the tragedy and loss of life that occurred.

      Fixed that for you. Or did you have an actual point in there somewhere? I may have missed it.

    8. Re:Three words: by dbcad7 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Not to defend the movie, that to me wasn't "all that", but when telling the story of any large tragedy it does help people to understand the significance of an event when you can focus on the story of a few who went through it.. I think Titanic failed a bit in that, by too narrowly focusing on two people.. If you compare that with Saving Private Ryan, which is the same idea but done much better and with more characters to care about, then the technique of telling a story within a large event is acceptable and does not diminish the tragedy.. Both of these movies are after all, not documentaries.

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    9. Re:Three words: by twosmokes · · Score: 1

      James Cameron is good at making a two hour special effects laden chase scene. Looking for any depth or masterful storytelling in his movies is disappointing, but that's not why I'm seeing a James Cameron movie anyway.

    10. Re:Three words: by fahrbot-bot · · Score: 1

      The technique of telling a story within a large event is acceptable and does not diminish the tragedy.

      True, but the sub-story told could have been far, far better than the contrived love story of Rose and Dawson. Their story was a pure manipulation intended to fill seats and sell tickets and, personally, it wasn't even told/acted that well.

      Why not tell a (possibly true) story of a husband and wife, or brother and sister, separated by the tragedy -- a couple with some time together, some emotional history?

      No, Cameron doesn't do things w/o guns well. Even The Abyss had a ridiculous ending.

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    11. Re:Three words: by fahrbot-bot · · Score: 1

      Fixed that for you. Or did you have an actual point in there somewhere? I may have missed it.

      No, you didn't fix anything. My point was that the story was crap. It was pretty clearly stated, so, if you missed it, you must not read well.

      The story of Rose and Dawson was a pure manipulation to sell tickets. The sub-story could have been much, much better. Why not a (possibly true) story of a husband and wife, or brother and sister, separated by the event - a couple with a history, people with something established to lose?

      In addition, "clearly successful", while not disputed, doesn't make it good. In the end I didn't really care about either Dawson or Rose (in the past nor present), so their "suffering" was lost to me. Their fate was far less tragic than others that could have been portrayed.

      No, Cameron doesn't do things w/o guns well. Even then, The Abyss had a ridiculous ending (and I liked that movie).

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    12. Re:Three words: by R2.0 · · Score: 1

      "In the shadow of 1500 people dying needlessly in the freezing waters of the North Atlantic as a result of corporate short-sightedness and greed and societal dispassion for the poor working-class, we get some bullshit "love story" with sappy, contrived prose."

      Yes, because he missed the gigantic market in socially conscious, gazing, protest tourist "anarchists" who went and spent their money on tickets to Seattle and "Rage Against the Machine" t-shirts.

      I am in 100% agreement that the movies sucked. Because it sucked, not because it could have been so much better if he did it MY way.

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    13. Re:Three words: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why not tell a (possibly true) story of a husband and wife, or brother and sister, separated by the tragedy -- a couple with some time together, some emotional history?

      So your only complaint is that they fell in love ON the titular vessel, rather than in a two-hour flashback sequence prior to them getting on the boat?

      Please never make a film.

    14. Re:Three words: by fahrbot-bot · · Score: 1

      Yes, because he missed the gigantic market in socially conscious, gazing, protest tourist "anarchists" who went and spent their money on tickets to Seattle and "Rage Against the Machine" t-shirts.

      I'm sorry, I don't understand your point here, or miss the reference. My point in mentioning the corporate and societal angles is that there were not enough lifeboats in the ship, the ship was traveling too fast for the icy conditions, the poor were locked below decks, lifeboats left half-full because the rich didn't want to mingle with the poor.

      You don't have to be a 'socially conscious, gazing, protest tourist "anarchists"' to appreciate the tragedy of these things and how they contributed to the human loss and how a sub-story around any of these could be just as, if not more compelling as "Dawson meets Rose".

      I am in 100% agreement that the movies sucked. Because it sucked, not because it could have been so much better if he did it MY way.

      I'm confused. You agree that the movie sucked, but for the reason "it sucked"? Something a little more descriptive would be nice.

      I don't dislike Titanic because Cameron didn't do it "my way"; I dislike it because it was poorly done the way he did it. He could have picked a better sub-plot to personalize the events or simply given us a couple (or people) I might care more about -- husband and wife, sister and brother, mother and child -- people with a history, an investment in each other.

      Still, given the scope of the tragedy, a sub-plot embracing several people and their families would have been more appropriate. The love story of Dawson and Rose was a pure manipulation to sell tickets.

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    15. Re:Three words: by serutan · · Score: 1

      Three more words: Sarah Connor Chronicles. /shudder

    16. Re:Three words: by R2.0 · · Score: 1

      "Still, given the scope of the tragedy, a sub-plot embracing several people and their families would have been more appropriate. The love story of Dawson and Rose was a pure manipulation to sell tickets."

      You are missing a fundamental point - the movie was NOT about the sinking of the Titanic. "Rose and Dawson" wasn't a sub-plot - it was THE plot. The sinking of the Titanic was a backdrop and a plot device, as was the whole bit with the modern exploration. The reason the movie sucked was that it was a shitty love story, not because the story of the Titanic wasn't told well. Criticizing "Titanic" for doing a poor job of telling the story of the disaster is like criticizing "Star Wars" for it's poor portrayal of the realities of interstellar warfare.

      I applaud Cameron for sliding some science and fact down the pre-teen girls' gullets along with the sappy love story. Instead of a spoonful of sugar he used a cup of high fructose corn syrup, but the audience with the money swallowed the medicine even if the sweetener made others puke.

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    17. Re:Three words: by fahrbot-bot · · Score: 1

      Sarah Connor Chronicles. /shudder

      Thank you! (Though I don't think he directed those.) In any case. So much potential wasted. So much whining (paraphrasing):

      • Sarah: We can't kill people, even if they're bad.
      • John: I just want to be a normal kid with a life.

      Hello? Fate of the human race at stake. Man up pussies. Cameron (Summer Glau) was the only one who could consistently do what had to be done.

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    18. Re:Three words: by fahrbot-bot · · Score: 1

      The reason the movie sucked was that it was a shitty love story, not because the story of the Titanic wasn't told well.

      I concede your point and agree that is was a crappy love story and their story was Cameron's focus, but using the backdrop of the Titanic tragedy for this trivial, and poorly executed telling, was repugnant -- and poorly done. I never considered the story of Rose and Dawson of any consequence and contend he could have picked a better plot for focus.

      See, NOW I understand why you think it sucked -- and I add that to my list of objections to the film. Thanks.

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    19. Re:Three words: by x102output · · Score: 1

      meh. When I was young I obsessed over the Titanic. built scale models of it. Watched multiple specials. Built LEGO versions. Bought books on it. I was really into the history.


      When James Cameron made it, he went to insane detail to make it historically accurate. He tracked down many of the companies that furnished the original Titanic and contracted them to furnish the set. Hell, even the company that made the original plates on the dinner tables were tracked down. To any historian, Cameron did a superb job in making a film about the Titanic.

      and the icing on the cake: he went down to those cold depths and actually filmed the real Titanic to use in the film.

      The love story was just a cheap carrier. I think I remember Cameron saying in an interview once that he essentially convinced a movie studio to pay for him to go down and see the boat he obsessed over since he was a child. Although I don't see why everyone hates on the story so much (I didn't think it was awesome, but it was an adequate carrier to immerse you into the event and time-frame), I don't get why everyone was so shocked he made that film and how everyone separates that from the rest of his work.

      Most of his films are about human interface with technology, and what happens when we rely on it too much. And he always uses a love story as the carrier. The Titanic was aligned with everything else he did.

      Sorry you didn't appreciate it, but to historians and titanic-geeks, that film was great! I could have cared less for the love story, but it DID help me place my mind into that setting more. Cameron's just a director who falls in love with geeky things, and that's why I love his films.

    20. Re:Three words: by Btarlinian · · Score: 1

      Are you one of those people who thinks Schindler's List was a disservice to the Holocaust because it only looks at the people Schindler saved while ignoring the millions who died?

      Seriously, it's a movie. It's a story about two people that happens to be set in the middle of a tragedy. Not every movie has to look at the big picture.

    21. Re:Three words: by mjwx · · Score: 1

      Has he let us down up until now? Aliens, Terminator, T2, Abyss (not kick-ass amazing, but still a good flick), True Lies.

      Uhhh...

      One of these things is not like the others.

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    22. Re:Three words: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      'Jim' as he calls himself nonchalantly as he introduced 'something special', has officially lost it. Sure, I only saw 16 minutes, but it was almost enough to convince me the only special thing about Avatar is how much it's costing.

      The plot/scenese/dialogue were unmistakenly hollywood blockbuster - no brains, yet 'touching'. From 16 minutes I'm pretty sure I've extrapolated the entire boy/girl thread of movie, and I can only assume one of them dies at the end like Titanic (will be glad to proven wrong). At best, visually this offered nothing special, at worst, I could have been watching someone play WoW.

      What fully convinced me that Jim is off his rocker is the questionnaire I filled in afterwards: "Do you agree / disagree with the following statement: âoeThe footage was incredible, like nothing I had seen before, I think this movie will revolutionise cinema.â"

      With such a leading question they've shown their hand.

      I really hope this bankrupts Fox as implied by the Heaven's Gate reference.

      Yours Sincerely,
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  36. Re:Avatar first-impression: by flitty · · Score: 1

    Yes. So really it should be Ferngully: Now With Big Blue Fairies! Now the fairy dancing music scene with the cassette player will be with an iPod-Touch playing Lady Gaga.

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  37. Re:Avatar first-impression: by Captain+Spam · · Score: 1

    So you're suggesting the major antagonist of Avatar will be some sort of mechcutting tree?

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  39. Sci-Fi by Major+Blud · · Score: 1

    What kinda bites is that one of the plot gimmicks is the mind control of robot/avatar, which makes it similar to Surrogate (with Bruce Willis). I'm worried that this will make Surrogate seem kinda like a knock-off of Avatar, which is a shame because I think Surrogate is poised to be one of the best Sci-fi movies on 2009.

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  40. Re:"and if it will even be a science fiction film" by Bluskale · · Score: 1

    The Last Air Bender movie will come out in 2010, and is probably aimed more towards kids, as the animated series on Nick was. If I recall correctly, the Avatar team got into a legal scuffle with The Last Air Bender team who originally prefixed "Avatar:" to their movie's title.

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  42. Um... why the confusion? by magnusrex1280 · · Score: 1

    I got the reference right off the bat, because A) Heaven's Gate is widely used as an example of "the movie that broke the studio", and B) Since the title refers to a movie (Avatar), I automatically knew it wasn't talking about a death cult. It's amazing how 2 seconds of deductive reasoning results in "I know what he's talking about" instead of "Why is he talking about a death cult in relation to Avatar?"

    1. Re:Um... why the confusion? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because Premise A is wrong.

      First, nobody I know has ever even heard of a movie called "Heaven's Gate".

      Second, Waterworld is and has always been the movie held up as the preeminent example of budget-busting flops.

  43. Star Wars isn't sci fi? by Pedrito · · Score: 1

    From TFA: Worst of all, I don't believe that it will be a 'science-fiction film' any more than Star Wars...

    I'm sorry, I must be out of the loop? Since when is Star Wars not sci-fi? Is there a real empire? A real rebel alliance? A real death star, force, tie fighters, x-wing fighters, light saber, etc?

    1. Re:Star Wars isn't sci fi? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Uh, dude, that was a documentary. Read a freakin' history book sometime.

    2. Re:Star Wars isn't sci fi? by tverbeek · · Score: 1

      What disqualifies Star Wars from being "science fiction" isn't the "fiction" part, but the "science" part.

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    3. Re:Star Wars isn't sci fi? by Bakkster · · Score: 1

      From TFA: Worst of all, I don't believe that it will be a 'science-fiction film' any more than Star Wars... I'm sorry, I must be out of the loop? Since when is Star Wars not sci-fi? Is there a real empire? A real rebel alliance? A real death star, force, tie fighters, x-wing fighters, light saber, etc?

      He's just pointing out the difference between mainstream science fiction (more similar to fantasy, only in space/with aliens/in the future) and hard science fiction (usually intended to explore consequences of actions/technology/society).

      Star Wars was the first category, and there's absolutely nothing wrong with that. I certainly love it. District 9 was the latter category, exploring what it means to be human, the rights of aliens, and much more. Avatar looks cartoony, which seems to imply science-fantasy. However, perhaps the actual content will surprise us and raise a good exploration of topics. Since we only have the visuals to go by, that's what people are doing.

      Personally, I'm not holding my breath expecting Hollywood to pleasently surprise me, but I won't swear off the movie just yet.

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    4. Re:Star Wars isn't sci fi? by wurp · · Score: 1

      Star Wars was science fantasy.

    5. Re:Star Wars isn't sci fi? by PhxBlue · · Score: 1

      I'm sorry, I must be out of the loop? Since when is Star Wars not sci-fi? Is there a real empire? A real rebel alliance? A real death star, force, tie fighters, x-wing fighters, light saber, etc.?

      Yes, but at what point are we actually introduced to any of the science behind all that? I think the writer was making a distinction between space opera versus "hard" science fiction.

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  44. main character paralyzed by hansoloaf · · Score: 1, Redundant

    one thing that I get from the synopsis and trailer is that there's this main character that is paralyzed and is linked to a new hybrid alien life form through the mind (telepathy I guess).

    If they have this type of technology - why not just cure the paralysis. So it smells like a plot hole that the director is ignoring in the pursuit of a cinematic vision.

    I'll still watch it just out of curiosity.

    1. Re:main character paralyzed by argent · · Score: 1

      Worst case, they could grow him a new body.

    2. Re:main character paralyzed by srmalloy · · Score: 1

      If they have this type of technology - why not just cure the paralysis.

      Handwave it that the ability to regrow the damage causing his paralysis has to be started in the "golden hour" after the injury, and he was paralyzed before the process was developed. As argent observes, if they can grow an alien body, they can grow him a new one, but if the process is still too expensive to have filtered down to whatever level of medical care he's getting, that could explain why he's still wheeling around. Still, it is a nagging plot hole.

  45. Re:Avatar first-impression: by Philip+K+Dickhead · · Score: 4, Funny

    I once knew an "airbender". We called him "The Last Windbreaker". He claimed it had something to do with enzymes, and digestion. The breakdown of vegetable material in the greater intestine was mentioned.

    As far as first impressions? He didn't make a good one - let's leave it at that.

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  46. Thundercats Ho! by ccandreva · · Score: 1

    All I could think of watching this trailer was that it looked like a rip-off of Thundercats.

  47. Re:Avatar first-impression: by mandark1967 · · Score: 1

    >That's why he posted AC.

    Ahh...He's Role Playing!

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  48. cameron has been here before by circletimessquare · · Score: 2, Insightful

    http://www.avclub.com/articles/inventory-eight-surefire-fiascoes-that-unexpectedl,1532/

    titanic was way over budget and plenty in hollywood were sharpening the knives and whispering about cameron's "heaven's gate"... in 1997

    it didn't turn out that way. so many teenage girls around the world seeing that movie 10 times in a row. the guy hit one out of the ballpark

    but there's another guy who took a dubious premise and knocked one out of the ballpark... and then went even more ambitious and wound up with a career killing flop

    i am (ironically, since avatar is, as so many have noted, just dances with wolves in space) talking about kevin costner and his way over budget little personal project called dances with wolves that so many had rejected throughout the 1980s and he staked so much on career-wise

    Originally written as a spec script by Michael Blake, it went unsold in the mid-1980s. It was Kevin Costner who, in early 1986 (when he was relatively unknown), encouraged Blake to turn the screenplay into a novel, to improve its chances of being adapted into a film. The novel manuscript of Dances with Wolves was rejected by numerous publishers but finally published in paperback in 1988. As a novel, the rights were purchased by Costner, with an eye to his directing it.[4] Actual filming lasted from July 18 to November 23, 1989. ...

    Because of budget overruns and production delays, and after the fiasco of Michael Cimino's Heaven's Gate, then considered one of the most mismanaged Westerns in film history, Costner's project was satirically dubbed "Kevin's Gate" by Hollywood critics and skeptics during the months prior to its release.[4]

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dances_with_wolves#Production

    then what happened after gaining so much legitimacy in the face of so much doubt? kevin costner followed up with waterworld

    gulp

    his career was never the same after that flop (even though, personally, i never thought it was a bad movie, it was enjoyable, just somewhat flawed, but not repulsively so)

    Problems encountered during filming led to massive budget overrun, and it held the dubious distinction of being the most expensive film ever made at the time. Some critics dubbed it "Fishtar" and "Kevin's Gate" (references to the notorious flops Ishtar and Heaven's Gate).

    With a budget of $175 million, the film grossed a mere $88 million at the U.S. box office, which seemed to make it the all time box office bomb.[6] Adjusted for inflation and expressed in 2006 dollars (USD), the budget for the movie was $231.6 million, and grossed $116.8 million at the U.S. box office.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Waterworld#Box_office_and_reception

    so, to conclude

    titanic : cameron = dances with wolves : costner

    ? avatar : cameron = waterworld : costner ?

    no man is immune to hubris. avatar may very well be cameron's undoing. but then again, avoid the counsel of anyone who is certain avatar will kill cameron's career. no one knows yet, and anyone who "knows" certainly suffers from the same deadly hubris

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  49. District 9 by arete · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I was going to say this, but of course you beat me to it. District 9 is one of the most legitimate serious science fiction / extrapolative fiction movies I've seen in a long, long time - things you usually only get in books. A limited number of fantastical assumptions, and then the exploration of the very rational ramifications of those assumptions.

    And it was made on a relative shoestring, and the effects are perfect -- and the acting is amazing. But if you're expecting a 100% crazy action/effects movie, District 9 isn't it. (Neither is Inglorious Bastards, which is also awesome)

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    1. Re:District 9 by WinPimp2K · · Score: 1

      District 9 is a great movie in the same way that Highlander and The Matrix were great movies.

      Only for the feebleminded who are easily distracted by pyrotechnics and violence. The story fails so badly that all it has going for it are the special effects. The film does NOT qualify as legitimate serious science fiction - but it does blow things up "real good".

      I suppose I should say "spoiler alert" here, but this movie is so damn spoiled you should be able to smell the reek from the parking lot outside the theater.

      The areas where suspension of disbelief went off the "epic fail" scale:

      1> The "command module" caught on video falling off the alien ship, but no one could find it despite "massive" searches by the authorities. It later turns up buried under a shack in the alien shantytown. Special bonus failure the shantytown was not under the mothership, so how did the command module wind up buried there?

      2> Said "command module" being out of "fuel" which takes abot 20 years of scavenging various bits of alien machinery in order to come up with about a cupful (250Ml) - which is sufficient to power the module. And until the last drop of this "fuel" was obtained, there was not enough to use.

      3> said "fuel" just happens to be capable of transforming a human into through physical contact - yet with all the alien machinery humans have been fooling with for 20 years, no one ever came into contact with this substance and had the slightest hint that the alien fuel was capable of rewriting human DNA on the fly.

      4> Rememeber that need for the final droplet of "fuel" - yet our protagonist sprays probably half of it all over himself - yet there is still somehow enough left to power the "command module" - why didn't they use it ten years earlier.

      5> When the "command module" is shot down before reaching the mothership - and why are there multiple batteries of SAMs around the alien shantytown - the little kid alien is able to use the command module to remotely control the mothership, and then his dad(?) uses it to activate a tractor beam and pulls the "command module" back up to its docking bay. Why even bother collecting "fuel" when they could have tractored the darn thing back into place from the get go?

      6> Why is the shantytown full of alien weaponry (including at least one suit of power armor) - when the prawns were so darn helpless that they had to be removed from their mothership via helicopter airlift?

      7> The evolution of the protagonist from casually racist middle management nebbish to human/prawn Rambo is unconvincing - and is of course the centerpiece of the "serious story".

      This could have been a far better movie if only someone had taken a couple of extra hours to go over the damn storyline and come up with something that had some internal logic. Instead, they shit all over any worthwhile ideas they might have had and then polished the resulting pile of crap with a generous helping of special effects.

      I will say the following in it's defense:
      The "message" was not as overpowering as I feared it would be going in. Also, it was better than the Ang Lee "Hulk". I alos liked the semi-documentary style at the start - that was certainly better than Michael Moore's best work - possibly better even than Gore's film.

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    2. Re:District 9 by __aaklbk2114 · · Score: 1

      I absolutely loved D9, but the parent is spot on about the story. Mod up please.

    3. Re:District 9 by xigxag · · Score: 1

      Some of the points you mention are simply unexplained. That's a far cry from them being inexplicable or absurd.

      Consider for example, the fuel. Obviously, as shown in the movie, it's somewhat dangerous, to say the least. It's not much of a leap to assume that the aliens consider it to be dangerous and take precautions to minimize its risk. For example, it could be that the fuel in normal liquid form is inert, and doesn't activate until it is placed in the canister. And the canister has a "safety" in it that prevents it from activating if it's only half full. It needs to be filled to the top to activate the fuel, but once the fuel is activated then any amount of it can be used. That would explain why they needed to gather a full canister's worth, and would also explain why, once active, it no longer needed to be full. It would also explain why no-one had been affected by the alien machinery -- the loose fuel was not active and had no transformative powers.

      The "command ship" or "life boat" or whatever, seemed to me to be deliberately landed in a place remote from the mothership, so that a search of the ship's surroundings would not turn it up. Remember the aliens arrived in the 1980's when video surveillance were not nearly as ubiqutious as they are now, so it would not be a forgone conclusion that the little ship would be tracked to a remote location.

      The implication in the film was that the lifeboat could not contact/remote control the ship unless properly powered up.

      The protagonist was turning into a prawn. It would stand to reason that at least in part his personality would be affected by the transformation.

      These criticisms mostly deal with details that are not essential to the appreciation of the film. It was a mistake, was it not, for Lucas to retcon an technobabble explanation of the Force? Sometimes things are just better off unexplained.

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  50. WHY does everyone think this movie will be good? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I just don't see any plot points that aren't just recycled crap. What is the main draw here? The fact that you can live a life that's not your own if your own life is so crappy?

    I really don't see the draw here.

  51. stymied by Falcula · · Score: 1

    I only got as far in the article as:

    Cameron delivers. And Hollywood needs him to now, most especially because if Avatar can repeat the success of Titanic, the movie execs win a huge battle in the fight against piracy, and in the struggle to re-sell their catalogues yet again on Blu-ray....

    and realized from this content there was no need to read the rest of the article.

  52. try reading the actual books by Lexible · · Score: 1
    clearly you haven't read le guin's left hand of darkness, the dispossessed, the lathe of heaven, or any of the books in her hainish cycle.

    also you clearly missed the point i was making: just because den of geek finds the interests of teenage girls more objectionable than the interests of teenage boys doesn't sci-fi catering to the former any less sci-fi.

    1. Re:try reading the actual books by Lexible · · Score: 1
      i stand corrected on your reading, but huh. i see left hand of darkness as pure sci-fi in that it examines the social consequences of different ways of structuring society. specifically it raises questions about the ways we construct gender and the power relations embedded in gender, by posing a fictional set of biological constraints different than our own. to me the story raises questions, not sure what was preachy in it.

      the lathe of heaven i would place in a genre of sci-fi related to fundamental challenges to individual epistemology along with works by p. k. dick, and o. butler.

      In other words, the criticism does not appear to be that the movie is addressed to the interests of teenage girls specifically, but that in order to address those interests and broaden the audience this "sci-fi" movie has become "too fantasy."

      again raising the question: why the double standard? how many hollywood sci-fi movies have ignored "hard sci-fi" in order to appeal to sterotypical teenage boy fantasies? (unrealistic explosions, blasting and transit sounds in space vacuum, gratuitous and unlikely representations of violence, kirk dangling off the edge of yet another cliff...) yet these stylistic inclusions do not merit the same cries of alarm, that the stereotyped fantasies of teenage girls do.

  53. Simplistic messages. by MaWeiTao · · Score: 4, Interesting

    While I'm very interested in watching the movie, at this point Avatar looks like it's going to feature the same old contrived storyline featured in sci-fi over the last decade: humanity and industrialization are evil and nature and those connected to it are good. There's been this tendency to depict humans are awful, uncaring monsters.

    It's reminiscent of District 9 where humans and the multinational corporation central to the story were so over-the-top evil it was almost comical. I will add that I did very much enjoy District 9 as far as favorite sci-fi movies go for me it's near the top of the list. I can appreciate the point of the message and liked the impact, but I would have preferred it to not be so simplistic in it's worldview. There are multiple sides to every story and I'm fairly certain that in this day and age there would be a lot of outrage to see extraterrestrials being treated this way.

    Basically, my point is while I do think we need to be reminded of the problems of the world I would prefer movies sophisticated in it's presentation. Sometimes I feel like these people in Hollywood are conflicted about the lavish lifestyles they enjoy and are trying to foist their guilt trips on us.

    1. Re:Simplistic messages. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "humans and the multinational corporation central to the story were so over-the-top evil it was almost comical."

      Lord knows the existing multinational military industrial complex and the humans that support it are HILARIOUS.

    2. Re:Simplistic messages. by gad_zuki! · · Score: 1

      >I can appreciate the point of the message and liked the impact, but I would have preferred it to not be so simplistic in it's worldview.

      Right and I agree with everything you wrote, but I feel film is usually a compromise between art and commerce. You need big bad characters. You need melodrama. You need explosions. You need simple archtypes. etc. Movies arent usually profitable without these things and Hollywood knows it. Thats why I avoid movies or walk in with a very, very low set of expectations.

      I think the economy of scale determines the artist's flexibility. Big Budget Movies: low. Books: better. Comics: good. Self-produced/published: excellent. The amount of expected profit and initual investment really determines how original something can be. This is also why early sci-fi was so damn original. No one expected to sell very many books and the authors just gave in to their ideas and produced some incredible stuff. As the genre became more popular and more profitable, people stopped taking chances, and it all culminates with a cut and paste storyline fitted into a new summer blockbuster every year. Or another movie based on a comic, because originality still exists in comic books now and again.

    3. Re:Simplistic messages. by Pollardito · · Score: 1

      There are multiple sides to every story and I'm fairly certain that in this day and age there would be a lot of outrage to see extraterrestrials being treated this way.

      Lots of people would be outraged, but most of them wouldn't know about it or at least how bad it is. They'd probably send donations to fix the problem, and those donations would end up used for something else. A lot more people wouldn't care because "it's over there, and I'm over here." The aliens in District 9 were treated better than the people in some parts of Africa today, and we're not exactly shipping our army to Darfur or the DRC to straighten that all out. Heck, we didn't even do such a good job straightening the New Orleans mess in our own backyard

    4. Re:Simplistic messages. by Quiet_Desperation · · Score: 1

      There's been this tendency to depict humans are awful, uncaring monsters.

      That's what disappointed me so much about John Scalzi's "Old Man's War" trilogy. The first two books had humanity scrabbling and fighting for a foothold in a hostile galaxy, and actually making some inroads and even hinting at deep counter-diplomacy to an alliance of hostile forces at the end of book 2. Humanity was clever, they could reverse engineer alien tech and accomplished amazing things. Earth was no saint, but that was OK. It's a tough galaxy. Then book 3 turned it all on its head and back to the old "Them there Earth-boys be teh stoopid" theme. Maybe that was his goal/point from the start, but it was disappointing.

      The video game Mass Effect did it well. Humanity is the latecomer, the picked on and bullied new kid, but the first human agent admitted to their special club of superagents saves the day with the help of other humans and a collection of alien characters mostly from races that are literally outcasts in galactic culture. Even the two that are not outcasts are going against the grain of their respective cultures in one way or another.

    5. Re:Simplistic messages. by kindbud · · Score: 1

      Sometimes I feel like these people in Hollywood are conflicted about the lavish lifestyles they enjoy and are trying to foist their guilt trips on us.

      Sometimes I feel people who say asinine shit like this are projecting.

      No, actually, I feel it every time people say asinine shit like this.

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    6. Re:Simplistic messages. by VxMorpheusxV · · Score: 1

      There was outrage over the treatment of extraterrestrials in the movie. There was a scene showing protests over how the prawns were treated, it just wasn't the focus of the movie.

    7. Re:Simplistic messages. by lennier · · Score: 1

      "there would be a lot of outrage to see extraterrestrials being treated this way."

      Because there's a lot of outrage about how *humans* are treated who live in those actual slums... oh wait, not so much. We've tolerated exactly this kind of misery for decades now. And no, it's not just apartheid which does it: our glorious revolutionary capitalist financial and economic system dumps people into this pit.

      It is interesting though to look at how two of the hottest movies this season have been fantasies set in slums. District 9 and Slumdog Millionaire. Maybe global consciousness is starting to wake up?

      Disclaimer: my brother lives and works in Brazilian favelas so I've seen some of this first-hand.

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    8. Re:Simplistic messages. by lennier · · Score: 1

      "humans and the multinational corporation central to the story were so over-the-top evil it was almost comical. "

      Actually, I thought they made some fairly pragmatic decisions. Nobody in the story was entirely evil, just looking for power and survival and trying to do their job. Even the aliens weren't entirely happy fluffy ponies.

      There really are people in this world who have to think in terms we civilians (and even they) consider insane. Read some of the RAND nuclear war theory reports sometime.

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    9. Re:Simplistic messages. by Lemming+Mark · · Score: 1

      There's also an irony in here: the massive corporations of Hollywood (and Big Media) in general seems very happy to - with a straight face - cast "OMG Corporations!" as the soulless villains. Of course, it's rarely a *media* company that's being evil, it's the industrial-military complex. Whilst I don't entirely disagree with this, I do wonder if they really *get* that they are also large, faceless corporations who seek to control assets to enhance their own profit? I understand their point but it does seem a bit hypocritical.

  54. forgot to mention belle hooks by Lexible · · Score: 1

    i think you've overly invested in capital letters.

    1. Re:forgot to mention belle hooks by Lunzo · · Score: 1

      You're typing English. Proper nouns, titles and starts of sentences are capitalized. It makes it easier to read.

      At least you weren't typing in German. All nouns are capitalized. Also they invented Nazis that us grammar Nazis take our name from.

  55. Re:Avatar first-impression: by jgtg32a · · Score: 1

    Actually I think its a strip mining mech so it's actually worse for the environment

  56. you don't understand slashdot by circletimessquare · · Score: 1

    "Just because it has a scifi orientated plot doesn't make it something to hold up and worship,"

    generally no. here, yes

    "there are plenty of decent scifi films out there."

    are they directed by james fucking cameron? terminator? aliens?

    i didn't really understand the whole slashdot hullabaloo over firefly, i thought firefly was just meh. but i'm not going to go and doubt the basis for the obsession with firefly here. i understand that fanboys will be fanboys, their passion is ignited by something, and so you run with it. there's no value for you or anyone else in doubting someone's passion. passion is irrational as it is, there's no valid avenue for rationally deconstructing it. if someone is passionate about something, your job is to simply accept that at face value

    standing there and sourly doubting and poopooing their passion gets you nowhere except a big fat announcement of your own irrelevancy

    currently, there is a lot of passion and excitement and anticipation over avatar. not least because its by james fucking cameron, and not least because the subject matter is such a scifi topical sweetspot given a lavish financial investment

    is the passion over avatar valid? is it invalid? neither. the question is pointless. the passion is real, it just exists for whatever reason. accept it and go with the flow. questioning it gets you nowhere except self-declared irrelevancy

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    1. Re:you don't understand slashdot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "What will Google OS be like?"
      "I will not like Diablo 3...."

      I think you just described yourself, him, TFA, the tech blogosphere, and nearly everything on the Internet in general - all lolopinions and no facts. From people no one gives a damn about.
      Get over it and go with the flow! (apparently I can win any argument that way) Oh, I nearly forgot to tell you this, no one is allowed to express their own opinion on Slashdot.

    2. Re:you don't understand slashdot by coastwalker · · Score: 1

      The trailer looked like a good laugh to me. Though I wont be going to see it if it really is a puerile romance like Titanic. I can see "Brief Encounter" or "Shakespeare in love" as adding to the total sum of human happiness, but neither of them were meant to be exciting adventures. Hopefully I wont be vomiting through all of this movie. Please don't tell me that all movies have to include lashings of detail about breeding encounters to be relevant, I can watch soaps if I want to be reminded that it is the principal occupation of humanity. The planet is overpopulated as it is and any real ScFi future is going to be recalling us the age of 'those greedy bastards who just wouldn't stop breeding until the Malthusian population crash nearly wiped out all life on the planet.'

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  57. Avatar will suck. For sure. by mxh83 · · Score: 0

    They don't make sci-fi like they used to any more. You remember carnage that was Terminator Salvation? The fact that they could release a movie that would diminish and undermine the entire Terminator franchise shows you where sci-fi is going.
    They are trying to make sci-fi more accessible to the masses in order to make more money. They don't care a shit if you like it. I don't think they even bother to render realistic CGI/Graphics anymore- Certain graphics in Terminator Salvation are so appalling it's amazing those scenes got into the promos. It's like watching a slide show that was not rendered in the correct FPS. And if the only spoken words in the trailer are of the amazing intellectual that is the statement
    "This is great." what the fuck are you expecting. I was watching Matrix Reloaded last night and I realized that they probably won't make movies like that again. In my opinion the last great sci-fi work of the current gen was TSCC, which they terminated..

  58. Re:Avatar first-impression: by Fred_A · · Score: 3, Funny

    That was my first impression as well. It doesn't do much to convince me that the movie will be legitimate science-fiction, rather than fluffy science-fantasy, when the aliens are bright anime-blue with giant cartoon doe-eyes.

    And me thinking it was a furry kill fest. A chance to see those pests killed by the thousands by mechs and mowed down by machine guns while they moaned pitifully, waving their little bows and orangina bottles and fluttering those big eyelids before being crushed by gigantic robotic armored suits.

    I too would have waited 10 or 15 years to get it just right. To get the fur to ripple just so as the metal squashes it into the mud.

    And I was so eager to see it too... I'm so disappointed.

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  59. Re:Avatar first-impression: by Shadow+of+Eternity · · Score: 2, Funny

    Actually the mech wasn't the badguy, the humans running it just accidentally let out the bad guy by cutting up the tree he was magically imprisoned in.

    What, why are you all looking at me like that?

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  60. Re:Avatar first-impression: by kid_oliva · · Score: 2, Insightful

    And what is wrong with hot blue chicks that are slightly feral? I know as I kid I lived the hot green chicks in the Original Star Trek.

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  61. I like SF, but by mac1235 · · Score: 1

    I didn't see Dances with Wolves (DwW) and I probably won't see this. First (and only) member of the didn't see DwW society. (DSWwWS)

    1. Re:I like SF, but by The+Archon+V2.0 · · Score: 1

      I didn't see Dances with Wolves (DwW) and I probably won't see this. First (and only) member of the didn't see DwW society. (DSWwWS)

      Can I join? Had no interest, and I've only since seen the occasional snippet while channel-surfing.

      An old pal of mine's mother may also be a member. Due to some confusion on her part, she thought it was called "Dances With Foxes". So she saw that in the TV listing, turned it on, and got quite the surprise. Don't know if she ever overcame her shock enough to watch the real movie.

    2. Re:I like SF, but by mac1235 · · Score: 1

      Welcome! Now we are two.

  62. Don't insult Thundercats, man! by SlappyBastard · · Score: 1

    Geez. Sure, Thundercats was kinda gay, but in a beefy gymnast way. Avatar blows rights past gay and then past prancy and light-footed all the way until it arrives at teenage girl with serious learning disabilities.

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  63. New genre is needed by ThePhilips · · Score: 0

    Strictly speaking Avatar is not a sci-fi - this is more of a "post-modern fantasy."

    I'm not a purist, yet sometimes I'm annoyed when people confuse fantasy with science fiction.

    Avatar is clearly a fantasy. It's not a science fiction per se. First paragraph of Wikipedia puts it well: "[...] imaginary elements are largely possible within scientifically-established or scientifically-postulated laws of nature [...] Exploring the consequences of such differences is the traditional purpose of science fiction [...]".

    Difference is important to me only because I want to be prepared before watching a movie: if it's a pure sci-fi then I probably want to be sober while for action packed post-modern fantasy I might want to grab a beer or two.

    In the end, I find it ironic that e.g. Star Wars is less sci-fi than say Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind.

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    1. Re:New genre is needed by Scrameustache · · Score: 1

      Strictly speaking Avatar is not a sci-fi - this is more of a "post-modern fantasy."

      I'm not a purist, yet sometimes I'm annoyed when people confuse fantasy with science fiction.

      Avatar is clearly a fantasy. It's not a science fiction per se.

      It's a story about aliens in the future, with spaceships: That's science fiction.

      Fucking purists. "strickly speaking", "per say".

      important to me only because I want to be prepared before watching a movie: if it's a pure sci-fi

      Not a purist, huh?

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  64. Re:Avatar first-impression: by Soulslayer · · Score: 1

    **POSSIBLE SPOILER WARNING**

    Unless he has deviated wildly from his scriptment from '94 or so what you have seen so far is just the setup. The overall story is more complex and vears into more hard sci-fi territory with a revelation along the lines of Solaris; or even more precisely, Robert Charles Wilson's Bios.

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  65. Re:Avatar will suck. For sure. by ajlitt · · Score: 4, Funny

    I was watching Matrix Reloaded last night and I realized that they probably won't make movies like that again.

    And that's a bad thing because...?

  66. Comment removed by account_deleted · · Score: 1

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  67. Re:What? by girlintraining · · Score: 1

    Some double standards are, at heart, sexist (in both directions, actually). Many are not. There are a lot of "double standards" in this world. In fact, deconstruction makes it possible to uncover "double standards" in all sorts of interesting places.

    Okay, so I'm probably overreacting. I'm very protective of my fangirls. ^^ And I'm not a huge twilight fan -- the characters don't evolve, the plot is predictable, and by page 50 of the first book I hated Bella. By the second book, I wanted to burn effigies of her and the author. It's just one cliche after another. I liked the Anita Blake novel series, which is in the same genre and I think it was done far better.

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  68. Wrong Avatar by Orion+Blastar · · Score: 1

    Maybe this Avatar the Last Airbender movie will do better?

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    1. Re:Wrong Avatar by MickyTheIdiot · · Score: 1

      The Last Airbender is the next M. Night Shyamalan movie.

      I haven't seen the Nickelodeon series, but since M. Night is directing it is likely going to have killer plants and mood rings.

  69. similar film called Surrogates coming out earlier by peter303 · · Score: 2, Informative

    I saw a trailer for Surrogates at District Nine. It appears to be about people in the real world whose bodies are used (rented) to virtual players. And soemthing goes wrong! Cameron's looks it will have better F/X.

  70. Re:Avatar will suck. For sure. by mxh83 · · Score: 0

    You'll know the answer to that question when Avatar launches. Think before you type.

  71. Can we now close the marketplace of ideas? by SlappyBastard · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Because let's just be honest, we're plain out of decent ideas when $200m gets you a thoroughly rehashed plot and a movie with graphics only slightly better than running WoW on 5500FX.

    I'm intrigued that no one has mentioned another possible parallel, Final Fantasy: The Spirits Within. Seems like a much more apt comparison considering the game-changing goals are similar.

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    1. Re:Can we now close the marketplace of ideas? by Pollardito · · Score: 2, Insightful

      it reminds me more of the hype around Polar Express "making live actors extraneous." I think that movie made money, but it wasn't exactly game changing

    2. Re:Can we now close the marketplace of ideas? by SlappyBastard · · Score: 1

      Excellent example. Although, in fairness, Polar Express was like The Santa Clause meets Dark City. An all around weird film, hype notwithstanding.

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  72. Battle Angel [Alita] by MickyTheIdiot · · Score: 1

    I thought I read somewhere that the success of Avatar will determine if Cameron's version of Battle Angel Alita will get made... maybe I'm wrong.

    So I don't know if I should root of Avatar's success or not. I would love to see Battle Angel get made into a live action move, but maybe not by Cameron?

    Oh I'm so confused...

    1. Re:Battle Angel [Alita] by ^_^x · · Score: 1

      I'm kind of on the opposite side there. Battle Angel Alita was some of my all time favorite sci-fi, so with the Hollywood track record of destroying video game or manga adaptations, I hope it never sees the light of day - especially since Kishiro has basically said that he'd be thrilled to see it as a movie regardless of what they do to it, so it's like license to be waaaaaaay off in film. That, and it's a pretty big series too, so the movie would either have to take a little of the beginning story like the OAV, or compress it all togeher into one phantasmagorical confusion trip like Fist of the North Star. :/

  73. Re:Avatar first-impression: by Tetsujin · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Avatar: FernGully with Mechs.

    I thought it was the story of a man who uploaded an image to Photobucket, and inlined that image everywhere he went as a kind of personal mark? Then in act two his bandwidth allocation on Photobucket runs out, and so in act three he seeks out a better hosting option...

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  74. Dances with Avatars by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Isn't this the same story as Dances With Wolves but with blue people instead of red people?

    Cheers,
    Ed L

  75. Why is PP a troll? by denzacar · · Score: 1

    Google gives you exactly that (Heaven's Gate (religious group)) as the first hit, and the first line describes it as a cult.
    The SECOND hit being the movie that TFA is referring to.

    Incidentally, I did first thought that he was talking about the cult, for 0.68 seconds.
    Then I realized that something like that would not make much sense - yet.

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  76. Thirteenth Floor kicked the Matrix movies butt... by argent · · Score: 2, Insightful

    You'll know the answer to that question when Avatar launches. Think before you type.

    Let's see. The Matrix sequels laid a bit of Dan Brown pseudo-philosophy on top of a series of disconnected scenes strung together to show off the special effects. Avatar promises to lay a bit of cyberpunk/videogame explanations on a simplistic story to show off the special effects and set design. What's your point?

  77. Short version by DerekLyons · · Score: 1

    I think the linked 'story' can be usefully be summarized thusly:

    waaaaah James Cameron is making yet another SF movie! waaaaah And it's designed to be [shudder] enjoyed by normal people. waaaaah Normal people aren't geeks! Normal people don't deserve sci-fi. waaaaah James Cameron is a traitor to the geek world! waaaaah James Cameron isn't fulfilling the expectations I projected onto the film! waaaaah

  78. not quite by Lexible · · Score: 1

    Please. Boys nowadays already are femalized way too much.

    according to you? ok, according to me, boys are not "femalized" enough. why should i take your word over my own?

  79. Re:Avatar first-impression: by Schnoogs · · Score: 1

    Having seen Avatar in 3D I have no idea what Episode II has to do with it seeing as they have zero similarities in terms of story of art direction. Try harder next time.

  80. PST! by denzacar · · Score: 2, Informative

    It is actually an action-based SF 3D movie.
    NOT a political/ecological diatribe about "how bad White Manifest Destiney was in the United States.".

    Because you are such a fan of Google-based-deduction, try this search string: avatar after seeing IMAX preview.
    You know... opinions of the people who actually saw the 3D footage in 3D - and a little more of it than a chopped up teaser trailer.

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    1. Re:PST! by twosmokes · · Score: 1

      So explosions and giant, pretty looking smurfs can un-shite a rehashed plot? The GP didn't say it looked poor visually. "Oooh, shiny" says nothing about the story. Which is all I'm looking for anyway. I can live with low budget effects. Not so much low budget story and acting.

      And this isn't me passing judgment on the movie. I obviously haven't seen it yet. I reserve the right to wait and see.

    2. Re:PST! by PietjeJantje · · Score: 1

      Yeah. People watching screenings. They got us the last Star Wars and Indy movies. And seemingly they will get us a love story about blue Jar Jar Binks.

    3. Re:PST! by denzacar · · Score: 1

      People watching screenings. They got us the last Star Wars and Indy movies. And seemingly they will get us a love story about blue Jar Jar Binks.

      Get the Attack of the Clones DVD. Rent it.
      Under special features on making the movie, there is a part about how they made the speeder-chase at the beginning of the movie.
      There is that part where Obi Wan is hanging from the probe, flying through traffic.
      Note the alien that goes "What da..!".

      THAT is pure Lucas at his best.
      He talks for about a minute how he decided putting that line in cause that line is so "classic", "iconic" or some other shit, as it has been in so many movies.
      Thing is... you see him ordering that line in couple of seconds earlier - completely on impulse. "Hey! Let's make alien say WT...".

      Audiences-schmaudiences!
      Jar Jar is George's baby and when he says that Greedo shot first, THAT is how it is going to be and THAT is final!
      HE is the visionary here. Not audiences!
      They are there to take what he gives them and then ask for more! NICELY!

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  81. Re:What? by ravenshrike · · Score: 1

    The reason for your dislike of Twilight.


    RAINBOWSPARKLE

  82. Trailer Fatigue? by Relden · · Score: 1

    Maybe we're all getting trailer fatigue. The trailer kind of reminded me of the Phantom Menace trailer, and we all know how that turned out. I blame the marketing people who put the trailer together. Cameron's supposed to be trying to make us see the CGI creations as real characters. His marketing team slapped together a fairly generic looking trailer that looks like everything else out there. Maybe if they gave us some idea what the movie was about and showed some actual acting from the characters we would have had a better idea what Cameron was shooting for. The 16 minute preview might have done that. I don't know: I haven't seen it.

  83. That other Avatar? It's going to suck. by denzacar · · Score: 1

    I saw the trailer and the entire movie takes place in a candle lit room in a monastery somewhere, and there is this kid with a stick who puts out those candles while outside ships are slinging fireballs into the air.

    OK... there is clearly some kind of symbolic shit going on there that I don't understand, but still I have a feeling that it is being made strictly for the Rabbits fans.

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  84. Apparently... by denzacar · · Score: 1

    You have never heard of "action figures".

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  85. Re:Avatar first-impression: by Bakkster · · Score: 1

    Here's hoping that's the case. I was concerned that District 9 was just going to be generic action movie set in an alien refuge camp, but reviews of the final product told me this wasn't the case. I'm still hoping for true sci-fi, but if that's what Cameron is going for, then he's advertising it the wrong way.

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  86. Re:Avatar first-impression: by Gilmoure · · Score: 1

    Yes you will. Two words: Alien. Blue. Tits.

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  87. Avatar the Last Airbender !=Anime by denzacar · · Score: 1

    It is a completely american production. It just uses common Asian elements in the story.

    You know... Like Hong Kong Phooey.

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    1. Re:Avatar the Last Airbender !=Anime by pcolaman · · Score: 1

      It doesn't have to come from Asia to be an anime, you racist clod.

  88. I think I saw this movie. by Animats · · Score: 1

    Kind of reminds me of the 2007 Beowulf movie, the one that's all motion-captured animation but the characters look somewhat like the motion-capture actors. That's the one where Angelina Jolie is drawn as a golden avatar rising out of water. With a tail.

  89. Re:Avatar first-impression: by Tony+Hoyle · · Score: 1

    The first bits were.. "Oh, generic scifi CGI ship.". Followed by "That's computer animation not live action.. Shrek with Mechs?". Followed by "My god, they're on Endor!"

    First time a trailer has made me go from mildly interested to "Wait until it's show on TV" in such a short time.

  90. Pocahontas, Fern Gully, Dances with Wolves, etc. by S-100 · · Score: 1

    Cameron is in the position that often leads to disaster - trying to top his previous record-breaking achievement. While he may have had to wait a dozen years for the technology to catch up with his story, that 12 years has also left his story behind. We've seen it before, evil white men with technology, greed and ambition seek to destroy the idyllic existence of the poor barefoot natives: Pocahontas, Fern Gully, Dances with Wolves, etc.

    We got that message in 1995, and now it's just a re-tread of the same old politically-correct Hollywood system. When we raid the rainforest, it's as often for medicine, but Cameron's bad guys just want "minerals". Let's not give anyone a choice as to who's the bad guy here. Let's put that same washed-out blue tint on all the bad guy sets, seen in every dystopic SF story since Minority Report and before - a tired old cliche. However, the people will flock to Avatar in any case. A piece of shit movie like this year's Transformers is up to 400 Million in box office receipts, so there is little correlation between quality and commercial success.

  91. Titanic 2? by denzacar · · Score: 1

    They made that one ages ago. Haven't you seen the trailer?

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  92. Re:similar film called Surrogates coming out earli by proxima · · Score: 1

    See also Gamer. Movies like this do tend to come in clusters it seems...

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  93. SciFi? More like SyFy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Seriously? Since when has a live-action version of some stupid children's cartoon become science fiction?

    This is yet another example of shit like Ghost Hunters being thrown under the genre.

    What's next? Are we going to start classifying "The Snorks" as science fiction? Why not "Captain Planet"? Stop watering down the genre by throwing every two bit Saturday morning dog turd for children under the umbrella of the term!

  94. We use to redirect heavensgate.com to Aolsucks.org by Ober · · Score: 0

    http://web.archive.org/web/19990429131245/http://www.aolsucks.org/hacked.html
    Someone gave total.snafu.org primary dns for this domain.
    He set the Admin contact as his own name/location.
    Was fun having the ability to slashdot a site before slashdot existed.
    The owner of the AOLSucks.org called my isp where I worked asking "what are you doing?!?! redirecting heavensgate.com to us?!?!"
    Two weeks of email made for quite a collection of the stuff folks were spamming to postmaster@heavensgate.com.
    Finally got internic to put it back.
    All with a simple forged email. I think he changed .pinerc to just list his return email as postmaster@heavensgate.com
    and they did not have a pgp setup.
    Oh well those were the days...
    Still have the irc logs of the whole event unfolding on freenode #linpeople/#natter.
     

  95. Confusion and Criticism by beerdini · · Score: 1

    I think that Avatar is going to shake things up, not necessarily in a good way. A lot of people are going to take their kids to the movie expecting the "Airbender" Avatar version of the movie that M. Night Shyamalan is making, not a James Cameron original. Even when the movie was first announced and Cameron was tied to it, several movie outlets were showing pictures of the Airbender, and I'll even admit to seeing the trailer for Airbender at G.I.Joe and a kid behind me was freaking out that the name of the movie was wrong, that the preview was supposed to be Avatar. I can hear the news stories already about parents taking their kids to the movie and walking out because it wasn't what they expected.

  96. Re:"and if it will even be a science fiction film" by Pollardito · · Score: 1

    wait til you go see "9" and then two months later they release "Nine"

  97. Re:District 9 - rebuttal / "wow you're wrong" by arete · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Wow, you're amazingly not good at following plot points. Maybe there are holes in the plot, but they sure aren't the ones you listed.

    As much as I want to rebut everything in great detail, it turns out I don't care quite enough. So a few... and I'll endeavor not to add any spoilers you didn't already give, and I'm dekarmaing this post to help.

    6. Worker Prawns lack initiative. Definitely said early in the movie.

    5. is because of 6.

    3. If you PROCESS some material/chemical, it probably has different effects/uses than it had before you processed it. Otherwise why would you process it? Did you miss that whole bit of the movie?

    2/3. That part about "powering the command module" - you made that up. At no point is powering a command module ever anything any characters are aspiring to. In the interest of avoiding spoilers, I'll leave it to you to figure out which part of those 4 words you might've gotten wrong.

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  98. Re:Avatar first-impression: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Seems like I should be able to Google those..I think I'll still skip it =)

  99. No not Heaven's Gate ! It's another ABYSS ! by Latinhypercube · · Score: 1

    It obvious that this film is another ABYSS. So the hardcore will find something to like. Most people will not get it. The BIG DIFFERENCE is that now pretty much the whole cast is like JAR JAR BINKS. 'Realistic' CG character DO NOT WORK. Hasn't Cameron heard of the Uncanny Valley http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Uncanny_valley. This film will not totally flop, it has explosion after all, but most people are going to hate it.

    1. Re:No not Heaven's Gate ! It's another ABYSS ! by Tarsir · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I've never heard of anyone (prior to you) hating Jar Jar for being a 'realistic' CG character. They hate him because of his silly slapstick humour, or his caricatured portrayal of Jamaicans. In fact, the Star Wars Prequels (with Yoda), and the LOTR Trilogy (with Gollum), are a pretty good indication that fully CG characters can be embraced by audiences.

  100. The 44th Law by kenp2002 · · Score: 1

    "The hype of the technology is inversely proportional to the quality of the story. For if the quality of the story is greater then the quality of the technology is stands to reason that the studio, director, producers, and industry would HYPE the BEST part of the film."

    So regardless of how good the film is overall we can see, plainly that the technology of the film is more important then the story. The story thusly must come in second place. Not to imply that it will suck, just, that we know the content of the film comes in second place compared to the technology used to make the film.

    Thus the 44th Law taken from a sign on 44th street near where I used to live. The sign read:

    "People hype their best qualities in hopes of hiding their worst qualities..."

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  101. Re:Avatar first-impression: by Elbowgeek · · Score: 1

    Haha, I posted a similar comment last week about the trailer and got my bumbum smacked royally by rabid fanboys. Now this story appears on /. I guess I wasn't alone in my assessment...

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  102. Re:"and if it will even be a science fiction film" by IorDMUX · · Score: 2, Funny

    This "Avatar" is unrelated to that one. Needless to say, I was still rather confused.

    Even more so, here.

    I've been playing old school (Pre-EA) Ultima, where every third schmo on the street greets you with something along the lines of:
    "Avatar, you must save my son from the daemons!"
    "Avatar, seek out the rune of Compassion!"
    "Avatar, have you seen my daughter that I left in a tree stump last week?"

    ...So I understandably mis-parsed the article title "Avatar, Has Sci-fi Found Its Heaven's Gate?"

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  103. a few thoughts by stiller · · Score: 4, Insightful

    1) It's James Cameron. Is this still Slashdot? Do I really have to explain who this is and why he deserves some credit?
    2) IMAX 3D. It's phenomenal. Really, it is. The Avatar preview was one of the most exciting things I've seen, visually, in a long time. It was like playing Doom for the first time. Or the first time seeing bullet time in the Matrix. And I know what you're going to say, "a good film should be enjoyable on any medium". Sure, enjoyable. But would you say that a Rembrandt is just as enjoyable to watch as a monochrome poststamp reproduction? Or that you'd just as well listen to Pink Floyd over the telephone? No, it would ruin the experience. Cameron has always pushed the envelope both visually and technically. T2 and Aliens were mostly just very well designed and executed remakes of the original, mostly.
    3) The plot. Most of us haven't read the screenplay. So we are basing our judgment on a two minute trailer. The premise of "Dances with Wolves" in space doesn't sound exciting, so what? It's exactly that; a premise. Most films are based on a simple premise, it's what you do with it that matters. I personally like the idea of a classic adventure film set it space, but maybe that's me. If you don't like a story about a young man who leaves his home planet to fight with a group of rebels against a technically seemingly superior power by tapping into some mythical power, so be it.
    4) The trailer. I actually agree. I don't think it's well done at all. Too much slow-motion, which completely cripples the motion capture performance. After seeing it, I had serious doubts about going to the IMAX screening. I can only say, I'm glad I went.

    1. Re:a few thoughts by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you don't like a story about a young man who leaves his home planet to fight with a group of rebels against a technically seemingly superior power by tapping into some mythical power, so be it.

      That sounds a very contemporary story. Soon somebody will link the story with the struggles of Middle East and Central Asia and accuse the makers of supporting terrorism...

    2. Re:a few thoughts by DNS-and-BIND · · Score: 1
      If you don't like a story about a young man who leaves his home planet to fight with a group of rebels against a technically seemingly superior power by tapping into some mythical power, so be it.

      Oh, no, I don't dislike it - I've already seen it. Several times. Please, please, please start having some new ideas. I'm utterly sick and tired of the same crap being trotted out year after year. I'd like a movie where I don't know the ending after the first 5 minutes. MMMkay? Thanks!

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  104. virtual reality cluster ion late 1990s by peter303 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Existenze, 13th floor, Matrix-1

  105. Myspace? Avatar wishes... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I watched the trailer, and I'll be damned, the movie doesn't look like a cheap Myspace profile skin. Those usually are better quality than this movie. A race of tall blue Jar-Jars, are you kidding me?

  106. Three words: Give him credit by wisebabo · · Score: 1

    I agree completely with the poster. Look at the example that another poster fahrbot-bot put in: Titanic. Who else could make a movie for which everyone knew the ending (in fact there was already a previously made classic film) and create the largest blockbuster IN HISTORY? Who else could blend a historic event from the almost dead past, and through plot contrivances make the story relevant and moving to a modern day audience? Who else could utilize the absolute state of the art deep-submersible technology to actually VISIT the site of the disaster to show people in an utterly fascinating way the remains of this tragedy and remind us that the passengers on that vessel were once living breathing people like all of us?

    I believe the worldwide audience for that film was over a billion people. Can a billion people be wrong? Can any of the critics here claim to have done or made anything that has touched more than a tiny fraction of that number?

    From what I understand (and once being in the film industry I have a little knowledge of this matter) he is not always the easiest person to work with (seemed fine to me). So be it; maybe he's like Steve Jobs, a real S.O.B. but capable of creating masterpieces. Or do you also think that everyone who bought an iPhone and a Mac are idiots? (Ok, I set myself up with that one).

    On an aside, did you do know that he is a champion of space exploration? (In addition to being an accomplished engineer as well as helicopter pilot). Not only did he create an IMAX 3D film about a possible trip to Europa but he paid for (I believe from his own pocket) a set of designs for a Manned mission to mars. Very nice computer renderings of launch vehicles, landers and rovers; made not as eye-candy but as a physically realizable proposal. Of course his films themselves have pushed the state of the art of film making (sometimes painfully, just ask anyone who worked on Abyss). Remember when T2 came out with the metal blob? It ushered in a new era in computer graphics. Likewise early reviews have said Avatar may do it again.

    Anyway, he believed so strongly in Titanic that he pushed Fox/Paramount (the film was so expensive the costs had to be shared!) to spend over $200M on it. When it went overbudget (perhaps because of the life size set he built in the newly created studio he opened in Baja California) he agreed to drop his cut of the gross (points). No need crying for his loss; after Titanic studios are willing to throw him money in the hope he'll do something for them (like when Disney financed his return to Titanic in "Ghosts of the Abyss"). Who amongst us have such faith in our convictions and abilities?

    So I would tend to give Mr. Cameron the benefit of the doubt. Most people are probably not interested in spaceships and blue skinned aliens (With tails! Wrapped in fishnet!). But, like Titanic, by adding a "human" element and a love story (from the trailer I think there are two in Avatar) he may get more of humanity to watch something that they ordinarily would pass by and open their minds a little. Is your mind open?

    1. Re:Three words: Give him credit by stinkbomb · · Score: 1

      Can a billion people be wrong?

      Stopped reading right there.

  107. Science Fiction is DEAD! by vyktorlinux · · Score: 1

    It has long been replaced by soft porn in space, underground, underwater, or in another dimension. Played by the same characters who Jason used to kill at camp, oversexed, barely legal(sometimes not legal) jail-bait! They trade good acting and story for T&A or just plain blood and guts or both! Let's have a moment of silence for the Science Fiction genre. It was killed off by bad writing and pimply-faced kids who don't care about a story as long as the alien chick gets naked.

    1. Re:Science Fiction is DEAD! by PhxBlue · · Score: 1

      Let's have a moment of silence for the Science Fiction genre. It was killed off by bad writing and pimply-faced kids who don't care about a story as long as the alien chick gets naked.

      I.e., television studio execs.

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    2. Re:Science Fiction is DEAD! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It has long been replaced by soft porn in space, underground, underwater, or in another dimension. Played by the same characters who Jason used to kill at camp, oversexed, barely legal(sometimes not legal) jail-bait! They trade good acting and story for T&A or just plain blood and guts or both!

      Let's have a moment of silence for the Science Fiction genre. It was killed off by bad writing and pimply-faced kids who don't care about a story as long as the alien chick gets naked.

      If all that is true, then explain this recent movie. I saw it earlier this summer, not in some art house theater, but a big mainstream multiplexes. The closest thing to sex it had was one or two scenes where the protagonist was remembering his wife back on earth, who while a young women was certianly not jail-bait. There wasn't much action either, a few crashes but no big explosions (there wouldn't be much opportunity in this movie's setting). Also, it had no fantastic elements and argueably everything in it would be a plausible extrapolation of present technology in the near-future.

      I hereby invoke Sturgeon's Law against your rant!:P

  108. Re:similar film called Gamer coming out earlier by kindbud · · Score: 1

    And then there's "Gamer" ("Who's Playing You?" is the tagline) that seems like yet another film coming out with the very same theme, before "Avatar" and "Surrogates" (Sept 4 release).

    It's a me-too cluster!

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  109. Maybe he's doing a "Duel In The Sun" by shoor · · Score: 1

    Supposedly, David O. Selznick, who produced "Gone With The Wind", really wanted to top or at least repeat his act, and his most egregious failure to do so was the movie "Duel In The Sun", sometimes referred to as "Lust In The Dust".

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  110. you sort of missed the point by circletimessquare · · Score: 1

    "There are multiple sides to every story and I'm fairly certain that in this day and age there would be a lot of outrage to see extraterrestrials being treated this way."

    yes, exactly. people are outraged that aliens would be treated this way

    but people are NOT outraged that other people are treated this way

    the story is nothing but a parable about apartheid, or, more broadly, any large slum near a big city in the world: perhaps a billion people worldwide, treated like shit, and largely ignored by everyone else, right under our noses. and its just a fact of life... why is such an ugly fact of life accepted? that's the whole point of this movie. it's about the real-life district 6 (in cape town historically, not johannesburg). recall in the movie the hatred everyone feels for those living in district 9, right? and so it had to be emptied to an out of the way concentration camp, right? well, that's not a script writers fantasy life, that's simple historical fact for district 6

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/District_Six,_Cape_Town

    After World War II, during the earlier part of the apartheid era, District Six was relatively cosmopolitan. Situated within sight of the docks, it was largely made up of coloured residents which included a substantial number of coloured Muslims, called Cape Malays. There were also smaller numbers of Africans, whites, and Indians.

    Government officials gave four primary reasons for the removals. In accordance with apartheid philosophy, it stated that interracial interaction bred conflict, necessitating the separation of the races. They deemed District Six a slum, fit only for clearance, not rehabilitation. They also portrayed the area as crime-ridden and dangerous; they claimed that the district was a vice den, full of immoral activities like gambling, drinking, and prostitution. Though these were the official reasons, most residents believed that the government sought the land because of its proximity to the city center, Table Mountain, and the harbor.

    On 11 February 1966, the government declared District Six a whites-only area under the Group Areas Act, with removals starting in 1968. By 1982, more than 60,000 people had been relocated to the sandy, bleak Cape Flats township complex some 25 kilometers away. The old houses were bulldozed. The only buildings left standing were places of worship. International and local pressure made redevelopment difficult for the government, however. The Cape Technikon (now Cape Peninsula University of Technology) was built on a portion of District Six which the government renamed Zonnebloem. Apart from this and some police housing units, the area was left undeveloped.

    the whole point of district 9 is to present this apparent lack of humanism as an analogy: aren't you outraged at how the aliens are treated? good. now would you please happen to notice the movie is 100% real?: just substitute your fellow human beings for aliens living in slums, and... suddenly we don't care

    furthermore, the thinly veiled social criticism is not pointed only at whites, but also at blacks: remember the nigerian gangsters eager to eat alien body parts to gain alien powers? again, not a strange practice randomly thought up by a script writer: this is actual fact in modern day africa. people are murdered, their body parts traded as food and talismans, for the sake of voodoo beliefs liek getting rich

    most horribly victimized are albinos. albinos are actually stalked, murdered, and butchered in africa and their body parts sold for cannibalism and talismans. disgusting, and 100% real:

    http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/africa/7518049.stm

    Once, albinos used to seek shelter from the sun. Now they have gone into hiding simply to survive, after a series of killings linked to witchcraft.
    In Tanzania, 25 albinos have been killed in the past year.
    T

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  111. The real test of how good it is by RobertLTux · · Score: 1

    Number and Quality of the torrents that are availble

    If there isn't a Non CAM copy by the end of the 7th day after it hits the theaters then it must suck BAD
    (assumes the torrents have seeds)

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  112. Heh by ucblockhead · · Score: 1

    What I find most amusing about this story is that the last time I read lots of handwringing about how a movie was massively over budget and was headed for disaster was for a James Cameron film called "Titanic".

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  113. Yawn. by RickRussellTX · · Score: 1

    FAN 1: "Your science fiction is really just fantasy, not hard science fiction."

    FAN 2: "No, your science fiction is really just fantasy."

    BOOKSTORE MANAGER: "Quit yelling in the Fantasy & Science Fiction section, you geeks."

    It's nice that a movie generates this kind of discussion, but seriously. Did anybody ever think that there was a meaningful difference between fantasy & science fiction? John Varley's _Titan_ is little more than an excuse for angels and centaurs in a "hard SF" setting. Silverberg's _Majipoor Chronicles_ use science fiction and space colonization as a backdrop for an agricultural, feudal backwater world where technology is a kind of magic. Gibson's _Neuromancer_ borrows (overtly) from both genres; just look at the name.

    1. Re:Yawn. by argent · · Score: 1

      Did anybody ever think that there was a meaningful difference between fantasy & science fiction?

      (followed by examples of fantasy works)

      Well, Titan might be classified as softcore porn, but the other two are definitely fantasy.

      If you want real science fiction, try Bob Forward.

  114. Comment removed by account_deleted · · Score: 2, Insightful

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  115. Re:"and if it will even be a science fiction film" by catbertscousin · · Score: 1

    Ohhhh. Now I get it. D'oh! Thank you, I was very confused as to what all these aliens were doing in the plot of The Last Air Bender.

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  116. Quite so... by denzacar · · Score: 1

    It doesn't have to come from Asia to be an anime, you racist clod.

    It doesn't have to come from Asia. It MUST come from Japan.
    And by "come from Japan" I don't mean "made in Japan".
    Simpsons are made in Korea, just like a great deal of anime nowadays, but that does not make them Korean.

    That is, unless you are Japanese, from Japan, in Japan, speaking Japanese.
    Then it is OK to refer to any animation as anime, but it is kinda like calling any animation "toon" as short for cartoon.

    Sorry about the rant but hey...
    It is not my fault you confuse you ignorance of genres with other people's racism.

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    1. Re:Quite so... by pcolaman · · Score: 1

      Oh boo hoo, someone hurt her vagina? It's hilarious how bent out of shape you are because I referred to it as an anime. Who gives a fuck? Get out of your basement for more than five minutes for any purpose other than to go down to the comic store.

  117. Twilight -- the movie by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    All I know about the book is from a couple reviews that painted it as a soupy mess of twelve-year-old girl crush fantasies. But last night I watched the movie with my daughter and it was surprisingly good. Presumably the director ripped out most of the tween romance novel crap. What's left is a pretty interesting take on how modern vampires might function. The most glaring fault I saw was that someone who has been around for over a hundred years would be content to spend his days going to high school, let alone fall hopelessly in love with a 16-year-old girl. There would have to be more interesting ways for an eternal being to spend his time. Other than that it was a decently entertaining flick.

  118. Re:District 9 - rebuttal / "wow you're wrong" by WinPimp2K · · Score: 1

    Hmm, and if you read a 500 page murder mystery where the last two sentences plays out like this:

    George Smith (a character not even referred to in the entire book) enters the room.
    Inspector Jones says, "George Smith is the killer, because I am smarter than you are".

    THE END.

    Would you also make excuses for the author?

    6 "Worker prawns lack initiative" - my point 6 was "Why is the shantytown full of alien weaponry? The reason this is such a big plothole is becase the worker prawns lack initiative - humans had to airlift them down to the surface via helicopter. I don't see the humans also airlifting massive quantities of weaponry up to and including powered armor down for the prawns to play with. Stripping the mothership of anything not nailed down for study yes, but letting the prawns hang onto it - not so much. If any prawns did have initiative they would have found a way to do some negotiation, but evacuating the mothership was a massive humanitarian (so sue me for terminology here) effort. Nothing whatsoever indicated the prawns were anything beyond passive aliens incapable of even getting out of their own excrement while they were on the ship.

    5 Sorry, but the big question in my point 5 is, why, if they could have remotely controlled the fricken mothership(and a kid who wasn't even born/hatched/whatever did the remote piloting!) did they not just do that to start with.

    3 "process", Yep, if you process crude oil into kerosene you have somthing with different properties than it originally had - but not radically different properties - they started with a black liquid, they ended with a black liquid. If the final black liquid could turn a human into a prawn, the original black liquid could be expected to have some significant effect on human DNA. I'm simplifying, but unlike you I have no need to make excuses for the intellectual dishonesty of the filmmaker.

    the "command module" Clearly hypothesized (in the documentary voiceover - which must be taken as the Word of GOD given the lack of any followup or reference to any other modules on the mothership) to be a command module early on or did you not see that part of the movie? Obviously it had to be "powered" or "fueled" - Why didn't they use the command module immediately instead of undertaking a 20 year scavenger hunt? And for that matter, they were obviously doing something with scavenged human electronics - that were interfaced to something back in the command module. Why not use that to build a remote interface to the motheship?

    "As much as I want to rebut everything in great detail..." I'm sure you wanted to until you started actually thinking about it, then you realized I was correct. I did find it acceptable mindless entertainment, but as "serious" or thought-provoking it failed miserably. The most disappointing thing to me is that while this movie was utter crap it did not have to be that way.

    If the filmmaker had spent two hours working out a coherent story instead of "auditioning" and hiring Nigerian hookers to "negotiate" another 50 rands off the price the SFX folks were charging per week he could have made a far better movie. As it is, I feel the SyFy mythical monster of the week movies are better entertainment - and cheaper to boot. Hell I suspect (but have not verified by watching) that ECW may have a more thought-provoking storyline and better pyrotechnics than District 9.

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  119. Well, DUH... by mblase · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Didn't anyone actually watch the trailer? I don't mean the effects or the monsters, I mean the part where they announce it's from the director of 'Titanic'. Not the director of 'Terminator 2', or 'Aliens', or even 'Abyss'.

    In that moment, it became obvious to me they're not targeting it to the sci-fi action crowd. Anyone who thinks they are will doubtless be disappointed.

    1. Re:Well, DUH... by Floritard · · Score: 1

      They've always had the sci-fi crowd. The people who know that James Cameron did more than Titanic (and that using Titanic as his reference is kind of silly) will already have all the reason they need to go. Even those bitching about it here will be there on day 1. So why even go after them? Why not target those people that really liked Titanic and maybe thought Aliens and T2 were too violent/scary.

      Personally I would have said from the director of The Abyss, but sadly that movie isn't quite as universally beloved as it damned well should be.

  120. You've lost me, Jim by Veritech_Ace · · Score: 2, Interesting

    When I first heard Cameron say (many years ago now) that he wanted to revisit the sci-fi epic, I was giddy. Then, as details of this project trickled out, I started to have some doubts. Now that I've seen the latest, I'm crestfallen. I have absolutely no interest in a Last of the Mohicans meets The Last Samurai meets Dances With Wolves bit of tedious sermonizing on the topic of colonization or imperialism. Even less so if it's infused with the pacifist, blame-ourselves-for-everything-evil subtext that pervades modern cinema and other media. Perhaps I could overcome my aversion to this type of post-modern drivel if at least I could be treated to an extraordinary visual experience. Even here, it seems that Avatar will not deliver; it looks like cut-scenes from some Pixar/Halo mashup. I thought (hoped) that Titanic was the exception to an otherwise amazing body of work, but it seems that it was a course change for James Cameron. Bummer.

  121. Who gives a fuck? by denzacar · · Score: 1

    It doesn't have to come from Asia to be an anime, you racist clod.

    Apparently you do.

    Which is understandable, since obviously you are not getting any. Which explains all that pent up rage.
    So I guess that you have to give it then. Don't let the big boys treat you like a bitch just because you do, though.
    Remember. You are fulfilling a VERY important social role in your community. Just think of all those marriages that will be saved through YOUR... umm... "involvement".

    And don't let anyone mock you just because you live under a bridge. That is your heritage and your RIGHT!
    You guys have fought for those places for centuries and no puny human is going to chase you out of there just like that. Volkswagens be damned.

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    1. Re:Who gives a fuck? by pcolaman · · Score: 1

      LOL pent up rage. Wow, you are making yourself look more and more stupid by each post. Get a life, dude.

    2. Re:Who gives a fuck? by pcolaman · · Score: 1

      Oh yeah almost forgot...WOOSH!

  122. Sci-fi? by Flere+Imsaho · · Score: 2, Funny

    OK, lets review what we've seen so far.

    Spaceships? Check.
    Mech-suits? Check.
    Aliens? Check.

    How could Avatar possibly be considered sci-fi...

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  123. Re:Avatar first-impression: by macshit · · Score: 1

    It doesn't do much to convince me that the movie will be legitimate science-fiction, rather than fluffy science-fantasy, when the aliens are bright anime-blue with giant cartoon doe-eyes.

    Eh? Is there a rule somewhere that legitimate aliens must be brown with tiny slit-like eyes?

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  124. Re:District 9 - rebuttal / "wow you're wrong" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Christ, it's science-fiction, not an accurate representation of quantum mechanics.

    Did you throw a tantrum over how space ships fly and dogfight in Star Wars too?

    5 Sorry, but the big question in my point 5 is, why, if they could have remotely controlled the fricken mothership(and a kid who wasn't even born/hatched/whatever did the remote piloting!) did they not just do that to start with.

    They needed the command module to pilot said mothership, which couldn't happen unless they had the fuel. That was hard to deduce, huh.

    It was probably out of fuel because, presumably, they were fleeing something, as refugees, they probably used the fuel during the trip, or perhaps they used it all up when docking said module with the mothership.

    6 "Worker prawns lack initiative" - my point 6 was "Why is the shantytown full of alien weaponry? The reason this is such a big plothole is becase the worker prawns lack initiative - humans had to airlift them down to the surface via helicopter. I don't see the humans also airlifting massive quantities of weaponry up to and including powered armor down for the prawns to play with. Stripping the mothership of anything not nailed down for study yes, but letting the prawns hang onto it - not so much. If any prawns did have initiative they would have found a way to do some negotiation, but evacuating the mothership was a massive humanitarian (so sue me for terminology here) effort. Nothing whatsoever indicated the prawns were anything beyond passive aliens incapable of even getting out of their own excrement while they were on the ship.

    Think of it like this.

    You find an immense pile of what looks like gold, you begin taking said gold, only to find it turns to lead on human contact. This is only after you've brought it out of the cave/dungeon/whatever, what are you going to do with it all? Dump it.

    The company didn't need every single weapon for study. It would be a logistical nightmare to keep all of them. They probably brought them all out on the ground, but upon realising how useless they were for humans, they probably just left them lying around.

    Why does this movie even need explanation?

    I guess people like you just don't enjoy anything unless it has an incredibly complex and deep philosophical commentary on the nature of alien/human relations that only a person with an IQ of 230 would understand.

  125. Re:District 9 - rebuttal / "wow you're wrong" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Sorry, the company was trying to make a salable movie, not satisfy your ridiculous requirements, which would've made it more complex and less enjoyable than star wars 7 or star trek 14 or whatever they're up to these days.

    Just extrapolate some filler to plug the holes you see.

    1) alien stealth technology is better than 1980's human tracking equipment

    2) the leaders fought after they landed, it took low level techie "christopher" 2 decades to fix it and gather processable "fuel"

    3) Christopher and his friend had different goals, the fuel powered the device that transformed humans, it doesn't transform humans itself

    4) Christopher was more effective than most prawns, but hardly more self directed, he shut down when exposed to complicated situations. He simply let himself get used by a militant who wanted to convert humans rather than leaving for home.

    5) a hypothetical answer, chris, the only techie subcommander left, took 2 decades to grow an officer class prawn, who was better at tech than chris himself (fixed the planetary display for example)

    6) theyre slave caste, theyll trade powerarmor worth millions for 100 cans of catfood, the leader caste was wiped out somehow

    7) wikus was well written, he had no decent option but the one he took in most cases, his motivations should have been obvious (he cant ever be a human again without prawn help, how can he get that help)

  126. The synopsis. by Jack9 · · Score: 1

    The preview shows numerous catlike creatures. We travel to extrasolar planets. We create biological clones of existing fauna to attempt communication and understanding or suppression. The bad guy is the industrial/military complex that sends the avatars in. A simple, "I'm part of the problem, now I must fight." where the characters become sympathetic to the natives.

    It could also be called SpaceFerngully (2009).

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  127. Spoiler Warning - Re: Story? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's about the same as the Last Samurai. The protagonist is like Tom Cruise, and the aliens are like the Samurai. The protagonist 'reforms' and joins the aliens in their cause/fight. There are some elements of Gaia theory thrown in for good measure.

  128. Re:Hrm. by dbIII · · Score: 1

    The Pern stuff really looked to me like horse novels aimed at teenage girls with fantasy and sci-fi trappings but written well enough to get away with it for most of the novels. The sci-fi bits in the last few novels annoyed me as well since they were filling in for fantasy assumptions I'd already made about the setting. It's like the bit in the Star Wars prequels where you find out the force is space malaria.

  129. What an idiotic premise. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Who the hell wants to see a movie that revolves around a forum USER PIC? Stupid.

  130. Re:Avatar first-impression: by mgblst · · Score: 1

    Unfortunately, that is what it becomes. Still a decent sci-fi movie.

  131. Re:similar film called Surrogates coming out earli by ThomsonsPier · · Score: 1

    Link! http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Surrogates

    The upcoming film is based on this comic book series, apparently. I'm more interested in that one, as they're apparently examining the harder science fiction in the concept. I also expect stuff to blow up because Bruce Willis is in it.

  132. Re:"and if it will even be a science fiction film" by Golddess · · Score: 1

    Troll? Seriously? Ignorant maybe, but hardly troll. It was a genuine question, and I thank everyone who took the time to correct me rather than just down-mod me.

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  133. I don't earn enough money to do that. by jotaeleemeese · · Score: 1

    But I can chose the experts I trust, and balance their opinions against outcomes.

    I have missed lots of movies because critics I trust had panned it down. Then if by chance I see it on TV later, I normally agree that they were right.

    Chosen the experts you trust carefully is part of being an individual, that is why you delegate a lot of decisions about your life to people that know more than you about certain topics that matter to you.

    The hate of the expert is a nasty trend that should stop, nobody can know everything about everything.

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  134. Re:Avatar will suck. For sure. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    and TSCC has been so long ago that we can by now say that there will never again be any good sci-fi.

    Come on, there have always been both good and bad ones. The matrix series counts as extremely recent, and terminator salvation simply suffers from too-many-sequels-disease.

    ps. you need to replace the 'you' in 'you like it' by 'me'. For the blockbusters, they *do* care that as much people like it as possible. If that's not you, tough luck. But that doesn't mean there aren't any directors left that make movies that you do happen to like. If either would have been released in my country yet, i could maybe refer you to district 9 or moon, but alas, at least not yet. And perhaps they suck as well. if so, better luck next time.

  135. Bad CGI and character design - cartoony. by vistic · · Score: 1

    I don't care if this movie is in 3-D. I don't even care anymore what the story is about.

    Every time I see the trailer, I cringe. The world looks amazing, but those characters look so, so -- there's no other word for it -- STUPID!

    Something about those faces just looks incredibly stupid to me. Why did they design the characters to look so stupid?

    And then when they move, all I can think about is how these characters are CGI. It's distracting. They don't look lifelike or real in any sense. It's cartoony.

    And I like cartoons sometimes, but I don't like stupid cartoons.

  136. Re:Thirteenth Floor kicked the Matrix movies butt. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You'll know the answer to that question when Avatar launches. Think before you type.

    Let's see. The Matrix sequels laid a bit of Dan Brown pseudo-philosophy on top of a series of disconnected scenes strung together to show off the special effects. Avatar promises to lay a bit of cyberpunk/videogame explanations on a simplistic story to show off the special effects and set design. What's your point?

    Damn, you're thick.

    He's saying that Matrix Reloaded killed the genre. The first matrix was a good movie, but there will never be another one of the same genre made because Reloaded sucked so bad.

    He followed it up by saying, "you'll know the answer to that question when Avatar launches." He's saying Avatar, with its ridiculous budget, is going to get flop, lose tons of money to fox, and essentially kill sci-fi for the next 20 years.