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  1. Re:8 years is a long time on After 8 Years of Work, Be-Alike Haiku Releases Official Alpha · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    On a 400MHz Pentium II PC, BeOS was capable of running 10 MP3s and 10 videos simultaneously (maybe even more), without lag or stutter.

    You forget that those videos were 160x120 and encoded in Indeo 5. The rest of your comment is similarly rose tinted bullshit.

    The best thing for BeOS would be if all its fans perished. Ideally in a suicide attack on OSNews.

  2. Re:6 displays without OpenGL or any 3D, eh? thanks on AMD's DX11 Radeons Can Drive Six 30 Displays · · Score: 1

    I have heard that there is this binary blob for Radeon cards floating around, but I am NOT about to use such immoral and very questionable things.

    I'm a big supporter of open source, except where that support crosses over into unbelievable faggotry. GUESS WHAT YOU JUST DID?

    Also nice truther sig, you cocksucking libertarian shitweasel.

  3. Re:Please grow up, you're driving us away on Windows 7 Reintroduces Remote BSoD · · Score: 1

    I would like to join in with the Linux community

    Why? Nobody asked you to.

    Seriously, answer my fucking question.

  4. Re:iLO on Running Old Desktops Headless? · · Score: 2, Informative

    Have a look on ebay for a compaq iLo PCI card. This is a network-attached video card (also providing keyboard and mouse) allowing an administrator to get an actual screen (like VNC) over a network connection.

    You'll have access to bios as well!

    This would be a good idea if the machine was an HP server and literally the worst fucking idea I've ever heard if it isn't. An iLO card will work in certain HP servers, an RSA card will work in certain IBM servers and a DRAC card will work in certain Dell servers. A generic card which will work in anything does not exist. These things aren't generic peripherals.

  5. Re:Only American firms? on Slow Oracle Merger Leads To Outflow of Sun Projects, Coders · · Score: 1

    As an European businessman I have to make a small correction: the European Commission seems to be against any firm, be it European, American or from Mars (I'm an European citizen, and my family's company literally paid millions of Euros in taxes that in the US don't even exist, while always being screwed by the EU "social market" system in more ways that it's worth mentioning here).

    That's why my current start-up (Omlulu.com, a low-cost, no-DRM, no-BS video marketplace) is registered in the United States. Because EU is to business (and free competition) what Stalin was to democracy.

    Fuck your business and fuck you. And by "business" I mean "shitty placeholder webpage".

  6. Re:Combination of Factors on Where Have You Gone, Bell Labs? · · Score: 1

    Time to throw a Nova Bomb into Sol's Sun and clear the cockroaches before they spread to the rest of the galaxy.

    Ugh, are you trying to write like Burroughs here? I think that would work better if you weren't a petulant libertarian child.

  7. Re:Bringing the locks into linux world on Nokia Releases Linux Handset · · Score: 1

    It doesn't matter that it runs linux. It runs a pretty locked-down linux-based distribution. It doesn't even have a terminal application. How do I create shell scripts? What kind of freedom is this? It's absolutely not for power users. I'd rather buy an OpenMoko or Android rather than this.

    You seem to have just made some shit up and then criticised them for doing the shit you just made up. This is generally frowned upon.

  8. Re:Galt's Gulch, year 8 on Wikipedia Approaches Its Limits · · Score: 1

    You forgot to mention the fact the its the largest, most reliable, most widely-used encyclopedia out there.

    You forgot to mention that objectivists, libertarians and Ron Paul supporters would benefit humanity a great deal more if they were used for fertiliser.

  9. Re:flash on No Windows 7 XP Mode For Sony Vaio Z Owners · · Score: 1

    I hope Sony realizes they are making a big mistake.

    I'm sure if they do they'll put it right promptly.

    Or maybe just suck a whole bunch of dicks. Who could possibly predict which outcome is the most likely? Not me, that's for sure.

  10. Re:They're just giving preference to yahoo answers on Bing Search Tainted By Pro-Microsoft Results · · Score: 1

    It's just that whatever their ranking algorithm is rates yahoo answers as a better source than other sites.

    How is babby formed? How girl get pregnent?

    Good choice.

  11. Re:Reminds me... on NASA's New Telescope Finds Exoplanet Atmosphere · · Score: 1

    This reminds me of the first time I went fossil hunting. I found a trilobite by accident.

    If you go out fossil hunting and actually find a fossil, that's not an accident. Because you were deliberately looking for it, you see?

    If you'd gone out shopping and found a fossil, that would be classified as an accident. I do hope this helps to clarify the situation.

  12. Re:Every Windows User? on Best Free Open Source Software For Windows · · Score: 1

    Um, what? Why should every Windows user make Filezilla part of their standard applications?

    Filezilla is perfect for all your refreshing both local and remote listings at the same time even though you only wanted to refresh one of them needs. Additionally if you want to apply FTP style local/remote time difference calculations to SFTP even though there's no need to do them, Filezilla is there for you.

    Maybe they just want to store all their passwords in plaintext? Or they enjoy watching auto-updaters fail to auto-update?

    Whatever the reason, no-one can deny that Filezilla truly is the poster boy for open source applications. It should be installed on every Windows machine. At the very least it will help distract them from their other problems.

  13. Re:VirtualBox, eh? on Best Free Open Source Software For Windows · · Score: 3, Funny

    --My shiny 1 GB graphics card becomes a 128 MB POS in the guests.

    Yes, that certainly is a disadvantage compared to other virtualisation products which do exactly the same fucking thing.

  14. Re:Why does CentOS exist? on CentOS Administrator Reappears · · Score: 1

    This FAQ http://www.centos.org/modules/smartfaq/faq.php?faqid=5 is very incompletion. I want to add next sentence on this webpage. "But this project is roled by a few people who are unbalance. So it's dangerous to use this distribution on your enterprise class computing platform."

    1. Learn English.
    2. Learn to troll properly.
    3. Suck my dick.

  15. Even by Slashdot standards... on Keeping Up With DoD Security Requirements In Linux? · · Score: 1

    ...the OP is impressively full of shit. Hope this helps.

  16. Re:cutting edge on VLC 1.0.0 Released · · Score: 0, Troll

    Also, I was very surprised when I got the Matrix trilogy from the intertubes in raw BluRay format (25GB each one) and they also were played smoothly, so YMMV...

    You used 75GB of bandwidth downloading the Matrix trilogy?

    Get off my fucking Internet.

  17. Re:Super Impressive! on Firefox 3.5 Benchmarked, Close To Original Chrome · · Score: 1

    I think the only thing Firefox does better than other browsers at this point is attracting frothy-mouthed morons to shout their message from the tree tops and aggressively attack users of other browsers. So technically speaking, its only major strength is its wacky collection of extensions... just like IE 6! Welcome to mediocrity, Mozilla!

    Yes, I wish Mozilla would instead concentrate on advertising the "user doesn't need a mouthful of cocks at all times" feature. This is an area in which Chrome and especially Safari will simply never be able to compete.

  18. Re:Stop merginig useless file systems on A Visual Expedition Inside the Linux File Systems · · Score: 1

    Linux should stop merging file systems used by three individuals at most.
    There are so many totally useless file systems inside the main tree, and I honestly fail to see why those should bloat the main tree while the junk could happily live in the hard drive of the three perspective users.
    For God's sake, even POHMELFS was merged! Where does it end? Where the boundary to say NO, and keep this irrelevant code out of the tree?

    It's unlikely that anybody would care about your opinions even if they weren't stupid.

  19. Re:Just use piratebay on AT&T Dropping Usenet Netnews; Low-Cost Alternatives? · · Score: 0

    I use piratebay to replace all my porn and software pirating needs. An it's FREE!!!

    Thanks for the info. I just wrote out 15 different programming questions, padded them to 4.7GB and posted them as Win7_Final.ISO torrents.

    Can't wait to see the responses!

  20. Re:Stay With Me Here on What Do You Do With a Personal Domain? · · Score: 1

    First off I have Dreamhost which allows unlimited domains, space & bandwidth. It's not 6-nines

    Actually it is, unfortunately 5 of them are after the decimal point.

  21. Re:What should domain owners do? on .ORG Zone Signed With DNSSEC · · Score: 1

    I'm registered at Dotster, hosted elsewhere (Dreamhost).

    I wouldn't put too much effort into it. Dreamhost will probably have accidentally deleted your site by the time you finish reading this anyway.

  22. Oh my God on When VMware Performance Fails, Try BSD Jails · · Score: 1

    They actually used VMware Server 1 for a production site. No, seriously they really did. That's what's being compared here. Is FreeBSD even a supported guest?

    FreeBSD users are either a well organised trolling group or ridiculously bad at advocacy. Surely this was designed to cause outrage amongst those who know what they're doing? I just can't believe it's accidental.

    How does your OS do when it isn't racing a crippled child?

  23. Always carry a length of fiber on When Your Backhoe Cuts "Black" Fiber · · Score: 4, Funny

    That way if you're ever lost in a desert, you can just lay it in the ground and wait.

    When the backhoe operator cuts it, ask him to rescue you.

  24. Re:x86 on Intel's Nehalem EX To Gain Error Correction · · Score: 1

    x86 is slow and under performing architecture

    Yeah, nearly as slow and under performing as SPARC, PPC, MIPS, IA64 and ARM.

    Not quite though, not quite.

  25. Re:Fuzziness doesn't inspire confidence in the aut on Calculating Password Policy Strength Vs. Cracking · · Score: 1

    I just can't resist adding that it is really easy for us to enforce password policy for all services domain-wide by a simple policy setting on our DC. In our cluster computing group, where Linux boxen are the norm, chaos reigns and it is a really good thing that those machines are not accessible from the external network.

    If only there were some centralised directory protocol that could be used with Linux to enforce password policy amongst different machines. Ideally it should be lightweight. Just one more area where Linux needs to catch up with Windows. If only we had Group Policy too, so that we could manage systems remotely.