User: heauxmeaux

Re:Late Fee Paradox

On: Blockbuster Settles No Late Fee Suit

I still don't want to get caught with that disgusting movie.

Re:Anyone know...

On: Blockbuster Settles No Late Fee Suit

Belarus, Mexico and Bermuda.

Late Fee Paradox

On: Blockbuster Settles No Late Fee Suit

If the late fees exceed the purchase cost of the media, can't i just keep it? I don't want to be caught by my grandmother while returning "Men Alone 2 - The K-Y Connection'

SP

On: Game Creation and Careers

Secondo! Fuck You EA!

Linux and Smoove B

On: Adobe Reader 7.0 Coming to Linux

"I will serve you on a soft, silk table-cloth that has been freshly laundered and purchased from the finest table-cloth store in all of creation.
It will be the most spectacular dinner you have ever consumed.

There will also be corn served."

Re:Canada ...

On: Canada Says No To DMCA

You mean The *original* Land of the Free ;-)

Hey Olaf!

On: Canada Says No To DMCA

JAY:
He's got his own band in Toronto.
It's called "Fuck Your Yankee Blue Jeans" or something like that.
GIRL 1:
That doesn't sound metal.
JAY:
You gotta hear him sing.

I replied to the spam

On: How the Spam Industry is Sustained

and my mortgage has never been longer or harder.

Re:How this impacts evolutionary theory

On: Plants May Be Able To Correct Mutated Genes

Perhaps there is a differentiation between a 'useful' mutation and a harmful/useless one.

Yous a vine muthafucka!

On: Plants May Be Able To Correct Mutated Genes

Back that gene up!

Re:Bill Nye

On: The Science Guy Returns

"She's the worst girlfriend in the world the psycho-bitch from hell, yah that's the girl, she's the worst girlfriend in the world."

But the sex was great.

Re:Soon enough we will find habitable planets...

On: Spitzer Telescope Discovers Planets Via Infrared

We should really try getting to Mars first. Maybe even back to the moon. Priority-one should be offloading a shitload of earthlings as fast as we can before this dump suffocates itself. Mars seems like a good candidate.