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How the Spam Industry is Sustained

mOoZik writes "The BBC has an interesting article about spam and why it's still around. According to a survey, nearly 1/3 of users have clicked on spam messages and 1/10 have bought products advertised therein. "If no-one responded to junk e-mail and didn't buy products sold in this way, then spam would be as extinct as the dinosaurs.""

371 comments

  1. 1 in 10? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    That's an average right? Because I can't see how 10% of people have bought stuff from spam. I think that guy who likes buying spam stuff is driving the average up.

    1. Re:1 in 10? by DesertBlade · · Score: 0

      I think it may have been 1 in 10 at some time. I don't know anyone who would purchase anything through an email nowadays.

      --
      Half of writing history is hiding the truth.
    2. Re:1 in 10? by lucabrasi999 · · Score: 4, Funny
      I think that guy who likes buying spam stuff is driving the average up.

      BTW, I would like to make the public announcement that I have a basement filled with cases of VI@AGRA. If anyone wants any, please reply to this post, I'll be more than happy to ship some to you at a reduced cost.

    3. Re:1 in 10? by mboverload · · Score: 3, Funny

      10%? pshhh!

      50% voted for Bush.

    4. Re:1 in 10? by NoGuffCheck · · Score: 1

      1 in 10 is total bullshit. The use of statistics in this way is an old marketing trick. Keep telling the consumers that many others are buying and maybe they will aswell. The fact is, it doesnt take anywhere near as much as 1 in 10 to make spam profitable for a business that send out millions of emails a day.

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    5. Re:1 in 10? by r00t · · Score: 4, Insightful

      It's not a 10% response rate.
      It's 10% of users having ever responded.

      So if you get 123456 spams and respond 3 times,
      you are counted in the 10%. If you never respond,
      you are in the other 90%.

    6. Re:1 in 10? by vwjeff · · Score: 1

      If no-one responded to junk e-mail and didn't buy products sold in this way, then spam would be as extinct as the dinosaurs.

      There's always going to be that one jackass who responds to spam.

      Even if a spammer's bandwidth costs are more than income, they can use the millions of friendly bots to do their bidding.

    7. Re:1 in 10? by bitmason · · Score: 3, Interesting

      In addition, you have to wonder what ended up counted as "spam" in the survey. There's lots of bulk email that's legitimate insofar as the recipient checked a box (and didn't uncheck one) once upon a time. One wonders if some recipients counted those too. Between the false positives and the false negatives I wouldn't put a whole lot of faith in the survey numbers. But 10% having responded at one time or another to something they referred to as spam doesn't seem totoally out of line to me.

    8. Re:1 in 10? by CyanDisaster · · Score: 1

      Ooh! Ooh! I could use some!

      What? Someone had to respond...

      Hope be with ye,
      Cyan

    9. Re:1 in 10? by filmmaker · · Score: 1

      Yeah really. What's the median and the mode?

    10. Re:1 in 10? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Well... '1 in 10 people' had to respond, to be accurate...

    11. Re:1 in 10? by mrcrowbar · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Don't try to understand idiots. They'll just drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.

    12. Re:1 in 10? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I keep forgetting that 50% of Americans take Bush seriously. That makes 150 million people in the world who do.

    13. Re:1 in 10? by StateOfTheUnion · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Also, as far as the original topic goes . . . there is no time domain given . . . which may imply that 10% of people have bought something from spam sometime during the last 15 years or so since spam has been around. Considering the time domain, I don't think that 10% is very high. That would be less than 1% per year.

      I would hope that this 1% represents a portion of each year's internet newbies . . .

      However, like most statistics quoted in the press, there isn't really enough information to draw a very definite conclusion . . .

    14. Re:1 in 10? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      No, it was really 10%. However, by taking massive amounts of VI4GR@, they've made themselves swell up to 50%

    15. Re:1 in 10? by jellomizer · · Score: 1

      Well you can also assume a reduction of people buying from spam as it has known to be a problem. So when spamming started 15 years ago. The first fiew years before it was a major problem it could be 1/5 buying spam then drop off as it has been considered junk. As well that is is becoming unreadable.

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    16. Re:1 in 10? by yincrash · · Score: 1

      The post says 10% have bought something. So one guy can't drive the average up.

    17. Re:1 in 10? by bionic_trout · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The majority of spam costs the spammer himself nothing other then a little time to exploit an unsecured Korean mail server and the inevitable fate of eternity in hell. Even if one recipient in a million purchased a product it would profit the spammer. If his margins are not high enough, he can simply increase the volume of spam until he generates enough inevitable purchases. The report is most likely that 1 out of 10 people have EVER bought something from a spam email. That could be one purchase for that one person after hundreds of thousands of ignored spam emails received prior to the purchase and thereafter. Even so, I highly doubt that 1 in 10 people have ever responded to spam with a purchase. These samplings are usually no more than 400 individuals surveyed, asking if they ever bought a product advertised by a spam email. Most folks can't differentiate between legitimate commercial email and spam and the other half is too busy to respond to stupid surveys from the BBC.

    18. Re:1 in 10? by AliasMoze · · Score: 3, Funny

      Be on the lookout for a verile male with a sixteen-inch penis, a stack of college diplomas, all the descrabled satellite TV he can watch, and low low mortgage rates.

    19. Re:1 in 10? by AliasMoze · · Score: 1

      I mean "virile" and "descrambled". Obviously I am not the man with the stack of diplomas.

    20. Re:1 in 10? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You think that's bad? Of the 10% of people in that sample set that bought stuff from spam, 100% of them bought stuff from spam!!!

    21. Re:1 in 10? by dtfinch · · Score: 2, Funny

      I have cable.

    22. Re:1 in 10? by krunk4ever · · Score: 1

      another keyword to point out is the word "users". By users, do they mean people who received spam, anyone who uses the internet, anyone that uses the computer, or everyone alive? (although the 1st 2 are sorta the same since if you use the internet, you most likely have an email account and by having an email account, it's almost inevitable to not receive spam)

      if it's 1 in 10 people that have received spam and purchased from them, it's quite believable. spams have quite a few different levels. if you received a newsletter from some place you purchased before, is that considered spam? i think so since i didn't tell them to email me stuff. i personally havent purchased anything from spam, but i can see how 1 in 10 people could've.

    23. Re:1 in 10? by stephanruby · · Score: 1
      Most folks can't differentiate between legitimate commercial email and spam and the other half is too busy to respond to stupid surveys from the BBC.

      The survey wasn't even from the BBC, it was from some unknown Market Research company. The numbers are believable, but they could be bogus for all we know.

    24. Re:1 in 10? by Catcher80 · · Score: 1

      I think it just means, 10% of the 1/3rd that have clicked on the spam... too tired to work out that percentage.. 3.3% of people who get spam, that means?

      --
      I sell out to The Man every day.
    25. Re:1 in 10? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      1 in 10 is total bullshit. The use of statistics in this way is an old marketing trick. Keep telling the consumers that many others are buying and maybe they will aswell.

      Yeah, you keep telling us that 1 in 10 is bullshit. It's an old anti-marketing trick. Keep telling people that 1 in 10 is bullshit, and maybe they'll believe as well.

      OK, looking at it now, that's a pretty poor attempt at sarcastic humor, but I've already typed it in, so I'm going to submit it anyway.
      Here goes...

    26. Re:1 in 10? by mike518 · · Score: 1

      haha, dont underestimate the power of stupid people with computers they dont know how to use. I.D.10-T users, the source of all problems :-)

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      Mike
      I heart the RIAA & MPAA, im sure its mutual...
    27. Re:1 in 10? by OhHellWithIt · · Score: 1
      1 in 10? Holy cow! That's an incredibly great hit ratio. If it's that good, no wonder the average slimeball can't resist getting into the spam business. So I'd be surprised if it's that good.

      I'm sure, though, that there's a good hit ratio, and one could probably sell manure using spam. Just printing advertisements costs more money for a large distribution than sending email. If you can get a sale out of every 1,000 contacts, you're going to be rolling in dough.

      Basically, the way I understand it (IANAM*), if you expose a product that has some value to enough people, you will sell it, no matter how little value that is. A number of years ago, my kid's pre-school decided to raise money for a new playground by selling raffle tickets at $5 a pop. Grumbling, I took my turn in front of the grocery store selling them, and I sold a few, but I didn't think there was any way I would unload our quota.

      One guy stopped by on the way into the store, looked at our sign and the tickets, and said, "You'll sell 1 in 50." (This isn't exactly the ratio he gave, but the closest that I can remember.) I started counting people going into the store and tickets I sold, and darned if he wasn't right!

      None of this, of course, helps the spam problem.

      * I am not a marketer.

      --
      "Who controls the past controls the future. Who controls the present controls the past." -- George Orwell
    28. Re:1 in 10? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny


      BORDERLINE RETARD.---2.3%ile 70 IQ
      DULL-NORMAL----------9.1%ile 80 IQ /* bottom 10% has <= ~80 IQ */
      AVERAGE-------------25.0%ile 90 IQ
      general pop. ave.---50.0%ile 100 IQ
      high sch. grad ave.-60.0%ile 105 IQ
      BRIGHT-NORMAL-------75.0%ile 110 IQ
      college grad ave.---84.1%ile 115 IQ
      SUPERIOR------------9l.0%ile 120 IQ
      Ph.D. & M.D. ave.---95.0%ile 125 IQ
      Mensa---------------98.0%ile 131 IQ
      Slashdot ave.-------99.9%ile 146 IQ


      I took the liberty of adding slashdot to the table. I hope nobody minds.

  2. Just thought this was funny by kryogen1x · · Score: 3, Interesting
    From TFA:

    "The list of words most commonly hidden by the spammers from anti-spam software reveals that most spam is about the old favourites: money, drugs and sex," said Mr Cluley.

    1. Re:Just thought this was funny by The+Amazing+Fish+Boy · · Score: 2, Funny

      "The list of words most commonly hidden by the spammers from anti-spam software reveals that most spam is about the old favourites: money, drugs and sex," said Mr Cluley.

      The people buying that junk should get a Cluley.

    2. Re:Just thought this was funny by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Insightful

      "If no-one responded to junk e-mail and didn't buy products sold in this way, then spam would be as extinct as the dinosaurs."

      and if no one ate at mcdonalds or pizza hut, they would also be just as extinct. or if humans stoped having sex we would also be extinct. something promotes all behavior. and if people are buying stuff from these email advertisers, then it only proves that people really do want these prducts and may not have heard of them if they did not get this "spam". so shut up and deal with it, it is here to stay no matter what you want, yes you back there watching pbs

    3. Re:Just thought this was funny by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ahhhh... So everyone has to suffer spam for the ten percent of people who actually fall for the shit in the first place?

    4. Re:Just thought this was funny by weighn · · Score: 2, Interesting
      the old favourites: money, drugs and sex

      Whatever happened to my Rock and Roll?
      Appols to Ian Drury and Black Rebel Motorcycle Club

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    5. Re:Just thought this was funny by Jeremi · · Score: 1
      it only proves that people really do want these prducts


      "People" may, but I sure don't. So why am I getting spam? Why don't they send it to people who want it instead?


      so shut up and deal with it


      Part of "dealing with it" is discussing the problem and potential solutions. So which is it? Are we to "shut up", or "deal with it"?

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      I don't care if it's 90,000 hectares. That lake was not my doing.
    6. Re:Just thought this was funny by AuMatar · · Score: 3, Funny

      They've all sold out. So it now counts as money.

      --
      I still have more fans than freaks. WTF is wrong with you people?
    7. Re:Just thought this was funny by ShieldW0lf · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      so shut up and deal with it

      I don't want to shut up and deal with it. I want to get all my buddies and go chase them down with pitchforks and a noose old school style. And if I get enough buddies together, it's not going to matter how much they sell, now is it?

      I know how we can get rid of spam! All we have to do is convince Dubya that spam funds terrorism... him and his buddies have the biggest pitchforks around, and they get a thrill in the crotch from using them, so you know they'll be down for anything.

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      -1 Uncomfortable Truth
    8. Re:Just thought this was funny by That's+Unpossible! · · Score: 1

      This is off-topic, but speaking of sex and money...

      I would like to expound on George Carlin's conundrum: "Why is prostitution illegal? Selling's legal. Fucking's legal. Why isn't 'selling fucking' legal?"

      This leads me to a related thought. Why is it illegal to pay someone to have sex with you, but perfectly legal to do so if you film it and sell it in the porn industry?

      Oh, and I hate spam.

      --
      Ironically, the word ironically is often used incorrectly.
    9. Re:Just thought this was funny by That's+Unpossible! · · Score: 1

      P.S. After further review, I can see how someone might think I am especially starved for sex and wish to pay for it. This is untrue, I have a wonderful girlfriend. However, thank you for caring.

      --
      Ironically, the word ironically is often used incorrectly.
    10. Re:Just thought this was funny by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny
      I can see how someone might think I am especially starved for sex and wish to pay for it. This is untrue, I have a wonderful girlfriend.

      So, how much do you pay her?

    11. Re:Just thought this was funny by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nothing; she just gets a percentage of the video sales from email clients.

    12. Re:Just thought this was funny by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      and if people are buying stuff from these email advertisers, then it only proves that people really do want these products and may not have heard of them if they did not get this "spam".

      Sure, people really do want the products that these spammers claim to be selling. Of course, most spammers probably aren't actually selling what they claim they are.

    13. Re:Just thought this was funny by Havenwar · · Score: 1

      Ya said:

      "All we have to do is convince Dubya that spam funds terrorism..."

      and ya know... that is not such a halfassed idea after all. No, seriously...

      Everyone, start a acampaign! "Spam helps fund int'l terrorism" is the message, and we want to be sure the politicians of the united states hear us!

      A few spammers in guantanamo and life will be much nicer, dontya think?

    14. Re:Just thought this was funny by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not a good idea
      terror = spam
      spam = internet
      therefore Internet = terror
      BOMB THE INTERNET, PULL THE PLUG. KILL ALL ISP'S

  3. I replied to the spam by heauxmeaux · · Score: 5, Funny

    and my mortgage has never been longer or harder.

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    Beat 'Em and Eat 'Em
  4. 1 in what? by danormsby · · Score: 4, Funny

    But what ratio have received the $43M from an fallen African state?

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    Omnis amans amens
    1. Re:1 in what? by Savage-Rabbit · · Score: 1

      But what ratio have received the $43M from an fallen African state?

      It never ceses to amaze me what sort of people fall for that gag or one of its variants. I recently saw a news show on CBS about the victims of these scams. The list included and Engineer a Doctor and a Schoolteacher. You would think people with that level of education would know better? I suppose it puts some weigh behind the old adage: "...educated beyond their intelligence".

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      Only to idiots, are orders laws.
      -- Henning von Tresckow
    2. Re:1 in what? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well of course, just look at all the people who voted for Kerry!

    3. Re:1 in what? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Try doing tech support at a university. It's a very depressing experience.

    4. Re:1 in what? by thepotoo · · Score: 1

      I got the 43 million... but only after I sued the damned phishers ;)

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      Obligatory Soundbite Catchphrase
    5. Re:1 in what? by rpozz · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Remember that academic skill != common sense, in fact they can often be inversely proportional to one another.

    6. Re:1 in what? by pyrrhonist · · Score: 1
      I suppose it puts some weigh behind the old adage: "...educated beyond their intelligence".

      At a place I used to work, whenever someone overeducated made an ID-10t mistake we called them, "too highly trained".

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      Show me on the doll where his noodly appendage touched you.
    7. Re:1 in what? by Liver+Paste · · Score: 1

      > educated beyond their intelligence

      Greedy beyond their education

    8. Re:1 in what? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hey, I think I know you....does Phoenix ring a bell?

    9. Re:1 in what? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Have faith. The check for $43M from Africa is in the mail........

      What country in Africa is even worth $43M ?

    10. Re:1 in what? by Diag · · Score: 1

      A very close friend of mine fell for this. I couldn't believe it. He's reasonably intelligent (usually), has a good well-paid job with a big multinational, (in their finance division!!).

      He didn't believe ME when I said "It's a scam" as soon as he mentioned Nigeria. After spending a few days emailing him some stories about the scam, he eventually started to doubt his new Nigerian friend after I sent him to the FBI site about the scam.

      Greed is an amazing thing.

      --
      Serving Suggestion: Defrost
    11. Re:1 in what? by yuri+benjamin · · Score: 1

      Remember that what most people call "common sense" is actually not common at all. That's why I prefer the term "good sense".

      --
      You make the mistake of thinking you can educate the fundamental stupidity out of people. You can't.
    12. Re:1 in what? by dfj225 · · Score: 1

      Now, I wonder how do all of those scams that want to give you money really work? Do they really get people who reply immediately with bank account numbers or the like? Or do they actually carry out converstaions until the build the person up to giving out their personal info? Maybe I should respond to one once...

      --
      SIGFAULT
  5. Would you like to take a survey? by MykeBNY · · Score: 5, Insightful

    That should really be one third of people who choose to respond to telephone calls to answer surveys. I think that is a substantial skew in their results right there.

    1. Re:Would you like to take a survey? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah awesome...

    2. Re:Would you like to take a survey? by Brockeolus · · Score: 1

      Absolutely true. I can't even imagine how ridiculously skewed the results must be because of this effect. For example, how many slashdot users would even look at an e-mail saying "SPAM SURVEY. CLICK HERE!!" or respond to an analogous phone call?

    3. Re:Would you like to take a survey? by mOoZik · · Score: 1

      The details of the survery were not included in the article, so I couldn't just make that assumption in the blurb. Unless I am mistaken, in which case I stand corrected.

    4. Re:Would you like to take a survey? by ImaLamer · · Score: 2

      Yes, and it to this I say "thank you".

      From all aspiring web sites out there that must use some sort of ad scheme to stay alive thanks you as well. X10.com thanks your service. GoogleAds, Party Poker, Amazon, Gratis Network and the rest thank you...

      Some of us just filter out ads, and for that I thank evolution. We filter out near-IR along with other "colors" and evolution has produced specimens such as myself that don't notice that OKI advertisement at the top printing messages to me...

      Joking aside, I suspect that the ability to filter out unwanted visual elements really does have something to do with the ability to use modern windowing systems. I notice I'm always telling some people where to look for dialog boxs (!) or where the "File", "Edit", "Help" drop down menus are...

      They just see a bunch of text and garbage and can't respond. You have to walk their eyes to the right part of the screen. (sorry can't spell check, survivor is starting~~)

    5. Re:Would you like to take a survey? by ImaLamer · · Score: 1

      Look at the time I entered that shit! Right on time.. only 1 frame dropped!!

      Brilliant!!

    6. Re:Would you like to take a survey? by DeepHurtn! · · Score: 1

      If I wasn't busy at the time, I would probably answer a survey like that. I think it can be a good idea to respond to surveys when the subject is of interest to you. Wouldn't it be *good* if there were surveys on spam out there that showed, say, hightened levels of frustration and a very low spam success rate?

    7. Re:Would you like to take a survey? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I answer almost all surveys that pop-up (if it looks legit). I lie the whole way and if they give me any place to type I fill it with "I hate pop-ups".

    8. Re:Would you like to take a survey? by Salus+Victus · · Score: 1

      While we're (almost) on the subject ... If people never bought anything from Telemarketters, companies would stop paying them to make the calls. Same principle. Case in point: very few people ever clicked on those early web ads. Results? Companies stopped paying sites to display them (started only paying when they were clicked).

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      In theory, there's no difference between theory and practice. In practice, there's a big difference.
  6. 1/10 have bought products advertised therein. by YrWrstNtmr · · Score: 5, Funny
    Damn. Of the 20 people on our floor, 2 of them have succumbed to this crap. 15 of the 150 people in the company.

    The clue by four is gonna get a workout tomorrow.

    1. Re:1/10 have bought products advertised therein. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Does that mean 10% of your company needs:


      vv vvv vvv vMvv vvvMMMMvv vMMvv vvvvMvv vvv vvvv
      vv vvv vvvMMMvv vvMvv vMvv vMvv vvv vvv vvv vvvv
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      vvMMMMMvvvMMMMMvv vMMMvv vMMMMMvvvMMMMMvvvMMMMMv


      Yeah, this posting is really lame so I have to insert all of this filler text to fool slushcrap into thinking I have something beneficial and intelligent to say rather than spitting out a banner in a pathetic attempt to get to +5 Funny while posting as AC.

      Of course, coming up with better filler is harder than you'd think. It keeps rejecting my post saying that my comment has violated the postercomment compression filter. You'd think they would write something to automatically recognize bad jokes and approve them immediately, since that's the only kind of jokes which make it around here.

      Ah, success!

    2. Re:1/10 have bought products advertised therein. by hibiki_r · · Score: 2, Funny

      Don't worry. Only 1 in 10 people has an internet connection, so only 15 people in your company could receive spam.

      Besides, don't you feel lucky for being one of the two people in your floor with an internet connection?

    3. Re:1/10 have bought products advertised therein. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, failure. Of it.

    4. Re:1/10 have bought products advertised therein. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My work only had 9 people.. I know no one has yet purchased anything from spam. We better not hire that 10th person. He/she will have to be an idiot.

  7. In other news.. by Juvenall · · Score: 5, Funny

    "Researchers to investigate why they were the last to figure this out."

  8. I wonder... by jethro200 · · Score: 1

    could there really be that many people out there desiring... enlargement?

    1. Re:I wonder... by SithGod · · Score: 1

      Certinly at least that many desiring it. The question is how many gullible enough to fall for the scam

      --
      Don't you hate pants?
    2. Re:I wonder... by myheroBobHope · · Score: 1

      you know, the best advice I was ever given about worrying about size was "Once it's out, it doesn't matter"... I know that's off topic and all, but it really is sound advice. The only other wisdom I can pass on came from a man standing at a trough urinal in New Orleans on Mardi Gras who informed me "There's always room for jell-o"... but that's a different story.

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    3. Re:I wonder... by Jesus_666 · · Score: 1

      Well, 90% of all men have a below average sized penis. I know it's true, someone told me in a mail.

      --
      USE HOT GRITS WITH STATUE OF NATALIE PORTMAN (NAKED AND PETRIFIED)
  9. Hang them! by ilyanep · · Score: 1

    Let's hang the spammers then hang the people who click on the spam links. Or at least put them all in a ghetto in southern Italy.

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    ~Ilyanep
    To get message, take amount of carrier pigeons at each stage mod 2. Then decode binary.
    1. Re:Hang them! by mboverload · · Score: 1

      Send them to detroit. I'm sure their "enlargements" will do them some good in prison.

    2. Re:Hang them! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Spam will continue until we beat Spammers to death slowly on prime time TV.

    3. Re:Hang them! by northcat · · Score: 1

      Let's also hang you since you're a potential victim to a carjacking and therefore people like you keep the carjacking industry alive. Not to mention everyone else.

    4. Re:Hang them! by ilyanep · · Score: 1

      I don't go out and open my car and say 'hey! Carjack my car!'

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      ~Ilyanep
      To get message, take amount of carrier pigeons at each stage mod 2. Then decode binary.
    5. Re:Hang them! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > I don't go out and open my car and say 'hey! Carjack my car!'

      That's pretty selfish of you. How is the average carjacker supposed to feed his habi^H^H^H^Hfamily?

    6. Re:Hang them! by doctorjay · · Score: 1

      Couldnt agree with you more

  10. duh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Graham Cluley [says] "If no-one responded to junk e-mail and didn't buy products sold in this way, then spam would be as extinct as the dinosaurs."

    Well, duh. That could be said for any type of advertising.

  11. 1 in 10 slashdotters? by aussie_a · · Score: 2, Interesting

    The article says 1 in 10 people buy stuff from spam.

    This is an average of course. Slashdot obviously isn't the average, but it's still likely SOME of you have bought something from spam (even if it's 1 in 100 slashdotters).

    So fess up. Whose being buying stuff from spam?

    1. Re:1 in 10 slashdotters? by mOoZik · · Score: 2, Informative

      Yes, average. I should have clarified! :)

      Regardless, I haven't bought anything from spam. Even if something interestd me, I would be worried about getting ripped off. That said, nothing so far has. Yes, not even "enlargement" offers. ;)

    2. Re:1 in 10 slashdotters? by DaHat · · Score: 1

      To quote post #12030544


      I replied to the spam

      and my mortgage has never been longer or harder.

    3. Re:1 in 10 slashdotters? by gatzke · · Score: 1

      I took up an telemarketer's offer.

      I was pissed that they called, when I was on the do not call list.

      They claimed a prior business relationship for a hotel I stayed at in NM a few years back.

      I now think that was a bogus connection, as this time share thing must use my specific credit history to rope people and get close to them. While putting up with four hours of hard sell, they made strange references to Virginia Tech (where my wife recently made purchases at a conference). We thought nothing of it until they made strange references to my grandma's home town in podunk GA. They must have all my credit card transactions and use that info to get inside your head.

      Screwy. I got a free room at Myrtyle beach and engouh credit to get tanked at the house of blues, almost worth 4 hours of my time.

      HA

    4. Re:1 in 10 slashdotters? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hi, my name is Anonymous Coward.

      I work for a major anti-spam company and I buy spam!

    5. Re:1 in 10 slashdotters? by nsasch · · Score: 1

      I'm sorry, I click on the links, but only from a proxy, with Javascript, images, and referer URL disabled. I figure that if all of us do that, it would be a legal usage of their bandwidth without some screensaver to help out. I just hope that the e-mailer is the same as the site owner, so that no money is gained.

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  12. Most users just aren't very smart by rjsquire · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I've recently taken a job at a small software company and occcasionally I have to take a support call or two. We deal with school districts and our software is used primarily by special education administrators.
    These are people with multiple master's degrees and I'm amazed every day by their lack of techno-savvy. If very bright highly educated people don't recognize pop-up windows as advertisements then how can we expect the "average" person to recognize the bigger issue surrounding spam?
    I think the fact is that most people really don't care that much. They just accept spam the same way they accept junk snail-mail.

    1. Re:Most users just aren't very smart by ThogScully · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I think the fact is that most people really don't care that much. They just accept spam the same way they accept junk snail-mail.

      So they throw it out? That doesn't sound like what you're saying, but that's what people do with junk mail. This article is about people paying attention to it instead just because it's online.
      -N

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    2. Re:Most users just aren't very smart by rjsquire · · Score: 1

      hmmm. you make an excellent point.

    3. Re:Most users just aren't very smart by MerlinTheWizard · · Score: 1

      I agree. It's amazing how a lot of people, even well-educated, intelligent ones, act like young kids when dealing with anything related to computers, and especially related to the internet. And it's not that they don't care about spam, actually a lot of them are very annoyed by it; but the problem, in my opinion, lies in the fact that they don't know the heck where all those e-mails come from, who is behind them, what they are for and most of all, they don't know jack about the basics of e-mail transactions. A bare minimum of technology education seems vital to me if we ever want to be able to "regulate" information exchange on the internet. Really, at some point it's a bit as though you put a car in everybody's hands and let them ride freely even though a lot of them don't have a driving license and don't know anything about driving. It's time we all started being responsible about how we act with our internet connection. Should we force people to get an "internet license"? I don't know, but that's certainly an idea to ponder on, as the internet grows and bad behaviors could lead to huge global problems (this article talks about spam, but it's also true with virus spreading, the rise of spyware/adware on some level, etc.)

    4. Re:Most users just aren't very smart by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Some people have shredders at their front doors, specially for the junk mail, so the delivery boy can just drop it right in. That is pretty much what Spam Assassin does with the electronic variety.

    5. Re:Most users just aren't very smart by houghi · · Score: 3, Informative

      They just accept spam the same way they accept junk snail-mail.

      So they throw it out?


      No, people will read and react to junk snailmail. I used to work for a Time-Share company who would send out 10.000 mails (of the snail kind) and would get a response of about 200 resulting in about 10 sales of the value between 8000 and 35000USD per sales. (No, that is not all profit)

      The moment sales dropped, we could not get the salesnumber anymore, so we stopped and closed the company. Lessen to the public. As soon as you stop buying, the spamming will stop.

      Support your local store, stop buying anything over the Internet.

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    6. Re:Most users just aren't very smart by anthony_dipierro · · Score: 3, Interesting

      So they throw it out? That doesn't sound like what you're saying, but that's what people do with junk mail.

      Depends what the junk mail is. I've signed up for at least one credit card after getting junk mail advertising it. I'd probably do the same with junk e-mail, except for the fact that junk e-mail is pretty much universally a scam by some company I've never heard of.

      If I'm offered a good deal, I'm not going to pass it up just because it was offered through junk mail. Of course, Discover Card (that "at least one" credit card company) is losing money from me. I transfer the max balance whenever they offer me 0%, and then pay it back before the offer expires.

    7. Re:Most users just aren't very smart by Peldor · · Score: 2, Interesting

      No it's exactly what he's saying. Most people toss junk snail-mail. But enough buy the products to make the mailings worthwhile for the seller. Tragically with spam, it takes a much smaller response to cover the advertising costs.

  13. That's what I call by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That's what I call small penis syndrome. I mean, what else could you buy from those 'ads'???


    new bill nye show here

  14. Stats breakdown via country by Hamstij · · Score: 4, Insightful
    I'd love to see the breakdown of those "1 in 3" and "1 in 10" type stats on a per country basis.

    The vast majority of spam that I get is targeted at Americans, and hence completely irrelevent to me.

    I wonder if the number of people that "have clicked on" and "have bought from" is much higher in the US than in other countries.

    1. Re:Stats breakdown via country by brokencomputer · · Score: 1

      I get spam written in chinese

    2. Re:Stats breakdown via country by e2d2 · · Score: 1

      I wonder if the number of people that "have clicked on" and "have bought from" is much higher in the US than in other countries.

      That would be nice wouldn't it? Then it would fit into your obviously biased current view of Americans seamlessly.

    3. Re:Stats breakdown via country by cft_128 · · Score: 2, Informative

      The vast majority of spam that I get is targeted at Americans, and hence completely irrelevent to me. For a while 80% of the spam that I got (admittedly not a lot relative to other people) was Korean and Chinese, I have no idea how or why they got my email address.

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    4. Re:Stats breakdown via country by slavemowgli · · Score: 1

      That's interesting. About 75% (that's a very rough estimate, but it should be between 70 and 80 or so) of the spam I get is Korean; most of the rest is in English, but there is also quite a bit that's Chinese or Russian.

      Talking to friends about this has confirmed that it's similar for them, and some have pointed out the pervasiveness of broadband connections in South Korea as an explanation.

      So it's quite interesting that most of your spam is targeted at (US-?)Americans. How much do you get per day, on average?

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    5. Re:Stats breakdown via country by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Of course. The Americans (especially on slashdot) just can't remove their heads from their asses for long enough to admit it.

    6. Re:Stats breakdown via country by northcat · · Score: 1

      People only see what they want to see. I too get the 'korean' 'chinese' and 'russian' spam but that's not even 1% of the total spam I get. The rest is English. And the few that I've looked at seem like they're targetted at Americans.

    7. Re:Stats breakdown via country by KidHash · · Score: 1

      50% of you (who voted), did so for Bush. I think you screwed up the worlds view of you (as a nation, not as an invididual) when you voted him in. AGAIN.

    8. Re:Stats breakdown via country by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      i think is more to do with the acquisitive power of the developed nations (I.E more credid cards and online paying facilities) in the average of the population. I live in the caribbean, currently as an example and the majority of the people cannot shop directly from SPAM even if they receive it to their hotmail accounts or whatever when they are checking mail in an internet caffee.

    9. Re:Stats breakdown via country by bani · · Score: 1

      the vast majority of spam i get is spanish/portuguese, chinese or korean, and hence completely irrelevant to me.

      i've noticed turkish spam is on the rise though, it's now outnumbering the russian language spams. and i've just started getting spam in arabic.

    10. Re:Stats breakdown via country by Taladar · · Score: 3, Informative

      Actually no. But e.g. in Germany where I live we don't have many dumb (as in: would reply to spam) people that speak english good enough to understand the english spam messages and have a credit card (most people here don't have one). So the group of potential customers for english spam is far lower than in the US.

    11. Re:Stats breakdown via country by Lehk228 · · Score: 1

      durr hurr hur bush is stupid !!!!!!!!11111 look at me i'm cool i hate bush

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    12. Re:Stats breakdown via country by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      we don't have many dumb (as in: would reply to spam) people that speak english good enough

      *Briiiing*
      We got one!

    13. Re:Stats breakdown via country by e2d2 · · Score: 1

      I wish I could have one more person from the UK telling me how stupid Americans are. Ahh the Irony.

  15. Like Jurassic Park? by daishin · · Score: 1

    If we stand still it won't see us. But then we would have to deal with the raptors and you can't just ignore a raptor because they can see you even if you're standing still. So no matter what the dinosaurs will probably take over

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  16. User Stupidity by hysma · · Score: 1

    So everyone is annoyed by spam... at least any person I've talked to in the last few years who has email... yet apparently a very significant portion support it.

    Wonderful.

    1. Re:User Stupidity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      i am not annoyed. no really i am not. you are probably the same person who complains about commercials on tv. look this would not work if people did not buy this stuff. and because it works it gets other people interested in the business. i even looked at it for a while. too lazy to do any thing elese, also too lazy to put up with intolerant peoples crap. shut up and ignore it for gods sake.

    2. Re:User Stupidity by hysma · · Score: 1
      . you are probably the same person who complains about commercials on tv.

      Actually they're handy to remind me to get up and do things (ie. walk over and check the email), instead of being a couch potato and sit in the same spot for hours at a time.

      Commercials, as annoying as they are, do prompt you to be productive. Whereas spam isn't passive and isn't going to delete itself if you walk away for 4 minutes.

  17. Sigh... by nebaz · · Score: 1

    This is what causes me to lament the state of humanity. There are some tried and true methods of persuation and propaganda, none of these methods are secret. Yet they work, a disturbing percentage of the time. Why can't we learn from ourselves?

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    1. Re:Sigh... by Jeremi · · Score: 4, Insightful
      There are some tried and true methods of persuation and propaganda, none of these methods are secret.


      They are secret to the people who haven't heard of them. Unfortunately, they don't teach much critical thinking in school. (I think it would be great to require a semester of media literacy in high school, where students learn all the classic propaganda techniques and how to spot them...)

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    2. Re:Sigh... by Jesus_666 · · Score: 2, Informative

      (I think it would be great to require a semester of media literacy in high school, where students learn all the classic propaganda techniques and how to spot them...)

      In Germany, that's what Politics and History classes are for. Saying "you are bad because your parents were bad because their parents killed thirty million people" repeatedly while shoving information material about the NSDAP down the students' throats is a pretty good way to create people who distrust politicians, themselves and everyone else.
      One of the things everyone here who isn't extremely dense learns in school is that people, once there are enough of them and they are sufficiently happy and/or indoctrinated, are like sheep. Oh, and that it's easy to gain majority support for a violent regime by giving the people food and work when both are rare.

      The Federal Republic of Germany - mass-producing cynics since 1948. We would be proud about it, but we outlawed national pride, so meh.

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    3. Re:Sigh... by baomike · · Score: 1

      Actualy my son (15 yrs) has covered just this in one of his classes. Finding ads and trying to figure out what is the message, what are they playing on etc ..

      Other schools may not do this, his high school is a very good one ,public ,but good.

    4. Re:Sigh... by chialea · · Score: 1

      It may be part of the required Economics curriculum for the state of CA. I certainly studied it, along with how the stock market works, how to fill out simple tax forms, and the evil of DeBeers.

      Lea

    5. Re:Sigh... by m50d · · Score: 1

      It would be great. It would also harm companies with lots of money, so no government is ever going to allow it.

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    6. Re:Sigh... by Politburo · · Score: 1

      I think it would be great to require a semester of media literacy in high school, where students learn all the classic propaganda techniques and how to spot them.

      My public school education covered this.

      In 7th grade.

      We went over numerous examples of propaganda (political and commercial) and participated in group and individual exercises that consisted of creating our own propaganda. It was extremely beneficial, imo.

  18. bought? by loraksus · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Not to split fucking hairs, but "bought" sort of implies that they actually got something. Defrauded, maybe, not goddamn bought.
    . /Hates the BSA, but would like them to start smacking the "buy software now" spams.

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    1. Re:bought? by kingjam · · Score: 1

      i'll have you know that my $750 free ipod is being delivered shortly by a housewife who lives aproximately 29 miles from me.

      they promised...

    2. Re:bought? by northcat · · Score: 1

      No, they fucking make a sale. Most of them are not fraudsters, just spammers.

    3. Re:bought? by loraksus · · Score: 1

      They must get great fucking prices on photoshop to be able to sell it at $60/copy. I'm not going to go into the whole "get painkillers without a perscription" thing either.

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  19. Simple by batkins · · Score: 1

    Fine, but those who are actively blocking it will neither click nor buy. They're wasting bandwidth.

  20. what they ought to do... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    they ought to do with spam what they did to test the theory in the last slashdot article

  21. That can't be right... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    Dinosaurs are extinct? Damn, and I just bought two velociraptors from a guy from Nigeria.

  22. No-spam registration sites by RootsLINUX · · Score: 1

    Anyone ever see at the bottom of your spam messages something like "Click here to unregister your e-mail address"? I checked out the URL it pointed to once and I can't find it now (it was something like nomorespam.org) where it asks you to enter your e-mail address so you can be taken off spam lists.

    Did anyone ever actually try that to see if their spam got reduced? I didn't, because (1) Why would spammers voluntarly reduce the size of the audience they reach out to when not legally enforced? and (2) The site is likely a dupe and serves the opposite purpose: to let spammers know about your e-mail and, more importantly, that it's being actively used. I'm just curious if anyone found this "service" to actually be legit/effective.

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    1. Re:No-spam registration sites by amuro98 · · Score: 1

      There's more than enough ancedotal evidence that shows that trying those 'unsubscribe' links results in the address getting MORE spam - assuming the link/account/etc. is valid, works, and is actually processed...

      If you think about it for a second, the vast majority of spam already violates the CAN-SPAM law in the US, and makes outrageous claims for products/services that are most likely not legit or even partially truthful. So given the fact that most spammers are criminal liars, would you really trust them to *NOT* spam your address if you asked them? Remember - even if you DO end up dealing with an "honest" spammer, submitting your address to his remove-mechanism is a confirmation that not only is that address valid, but that the address isn't being spam filtered, and is being read by a human who will open spam messages!

      Would you STILL trust a spammer to actually remove you from his list, and NOT sell your address to his spamming buddies?

    2. Re:No-spam registration sites by bsdbigot · · Score: 1

      (1) Why would spammers voluntarly reduce the size of the audience they reach out to when not legally enforced?

      Because even though spamming is lower-cost advertising compared to traditional marketing channels, there is still a per-email cost associated; there is no point in advertising to someone who is not interested, if it is costing money. See also Targeted Marketing and One-to-one Marketing.

      (2) The site is likely a dupe and serves the opposite purpose: to let spammers know about your e-mail and, more importantly, that it's being actively used.

      Undoubtedly, there are total jerkwads who do this. If you check applicable law, this practice is probably illegal. The transfer of that information (your request that they and/or their affiliates/partners/whatever never ever mail you again) to any other party is illegal, "for any purpose other than compliance with this Act or other provision of law." Sure, a criminal is a criminal, and no law will stop that, but since CAN-SPAM passed, you're probably better off "opting out," than blocking or filtering. The flip side of that is that the Feds have given you a method of relief; assuming that this disreputable entity registered your request to be removed and transfered that information to another party (who, obviously, emailed you), you could seek damages from both parties.

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  23. Questionable Survey by The+Amazing+Fish+Boy · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I have to wonder how the survey question was phrased.

    If it gave an accurate and easily understandable description of SPAM (e.g. "email from someone you had not contacted in any way or did not know how they got your email address"), it would be fine.

    But I have a feeling (having taken a few surveys in my day) that it was something more along the lines of "How many times in the past year did you buy a product after receiving an email about the product?"

    The problem there is that it covers legitimate email offers, like from Amazon, ThinkGeek, or whatever. People might even have thought it counted when they were emailed a confirmation for their purchase.

    I wish these articles would include a link to the survey.

    1. Re:Questionable Survey by Feanturi · · Score: 2, Funny

      1) Do you want a bigger pen1s?

      2) Need help with your m0rtg@ge?

      3) Would you like to help a persecuted stranger in a foreign country to make money?

  24. Longevity of spammers != "clicking" in emails by papaia · · Score: 3, Informative

    I did not need to click on anything to have the spammers generate traffic - all I had to do was to setup a honeypot, then advertise an email address "having used" the honeypot through Newsgroups (actually my research related to much more than that, but this is a /. simplification), then identify test messages, to let them through and let spammers believe that my honeypot is in fact an open proxy - and in 11 hrs I got a few GB of spam running to my "open proxy", allowing me to study it. I have never let it out of my box, but it definitely gave the spammers adrenaline enough to keep them around for longer ... and they are still pounding my box, one year after the end of the project, and from allowing their test messages go through, and half a year since the domain whom the box belonged to, expired. Is anybody still wondering about spammers longevity?!?

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    1. Re:Longevity of spammers != "clicking" in emails by ilyanep · · Score: 1

      They just have a computer sending it once every x days or something.

      Personally, I started receiving spam on my gmail account within 2 weeks of getting it. BTW, Gmail does an amazing job of filtering it.

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    2. Re:Longevity of spammers != "clicking" in emails by The+Bungi · · Score: 1
      BTW, Gmail does an amazing job of filtering it

      It does a decent job of filtering it. You're probably not getting spam in Chinese or Korean. 2 out of 5 times their filter will fail to see that the EXACT SAME MESSAGE I 'reported' as spam YESTERDAY is actually... well, spam.

      I'd go as far as saying that the rinky client-side OLK2003 filter is better than GMail's, though for some reason it catches some attachment worms but not others (often the same payload, subject, content and sender but different originating IPs). Go figure.

      It's OK, though. Just not where it needs to be yet.

    3. Re:Longevity of spammers != "clicking" in emails by anthony_dipierro · · Score: 2, Interesting

      then identify test messages, to let them through and let spammers believe that my honeypot is in fact an open proxy

      How'd you manage this one? I'd be too afraid of letting the messages through to the wrong person.

      I have never let it out of my box, but it definitely gave the spammers adrenaline enough to keep them around for longer ...

      If a bunch of us ran something like this, wouldn't it greatly increase the costs to the spammers? In fact, if you hacked around with the raw IP packets, sending ACKs prematurely to make the spammers think you received the data even thought it was dropped, you could trick them into using up much more bandwidth than you. Sort of like a DDOS, except they're the ones initiating the connections.

  25. No bloody way by mik · · Score: 1

    Unless "click on" means got tricked into clicking on and "buy" means accidentally got further along in the (ahem) "ordering process." I don't believe it for a second.

  26. Exactly by windowpain · · Score: 1

    Sometimes I think the dolts who actually buy from spammers are as odious as the spammers themselves. The ten percent figure is astonishingly high. But then there's just as much room at the left-hand side of the bell-shaped curve as there is on the right hand side.

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    1. Re:Exactly by Darth_Burrito · · Score: 1

      When you truly start to understand some of these people, you can't really hate them anymore, you just start to pity them. There are reasons people succomb to these scams: mental problems, extreme loneliness, complete ignorance, a life that's so devoid of hope that they will cling to obviously false promises.

  27. That's fucken it. by stor · · Score: 5, Funny

    I'm writing a virus.

    It will randomly generate mortgage/penis enlargement/teen sluts/housewives/OEM Software spam.

    It will have a "Click here to respond" link.

    If you click the link, it wipes your hard drive and somehow sets your computer on fire. I need to work out how to kill the CPU fan or something...

    These people who are responding to spam need to have their computers confiscated, for great justice.

    That is all.

    Cheers
    Stor

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    1. Re:That's fucken it. by NetNifty · · Score: 4, Informative

      Well I've started spreading rumors about people buying stuff from spammers and getting tape worm eggs/cyanide pills/another disgusting or poisonous thing instead of medication...

    2. Re:That's fucken it. by game+kid · · Score: 1

      These people who are responding to spam need to have their computers confiscated, for great justice.

      Agreed. Take off every spam-responding computer !! You know what you doing.

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    3. Re:That's fucken it. by Cylix · · Score: 4, Funny

      Oh that's easy.

      All you need is a little assembler and you'll be set.

      HCF - Halt and Catch Fire

      HCF

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    4. Re:That's fucken it. by Grishnakh · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Get lost, spammer scum.

    5. Re:That's fucken it. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Can you set it up so I can receive everything but the OEM Software spam?

      I'd gladly sacrifice my computer for those other items.

      Thx.

    6. Re:That's fucken it. by StikyPad · · Score: 3, Interesting

      That's actually not a bad idea.. Never underestimate the power of rumors.

      I actually tested this once. I was talking to a friend of mine in the smoking area about how people pick up bits and pieces of other people's conversation, and then spread them on. We came up with a juicy, scandalous, and completely ficticious event and discussed it at an excited volume.. not enough that we drown out other people, but loud enough that anyone who wasn't talking could probably hear us. We didn't have to keep a straight face, because he story we came up with was something you'd laugh at anyway. We repeated it a few times, and the next day I went on vacation and forgot all about it.

      When I returned a month later, the first thing I heard from a co-workers was, "Guess what happened while you were gone!" Yeah, the same story we made up in the smoking area. Had a good laugh over that one.

      Granted, the rumor was probably isolated to, at most, the 1100 people I worked with, but that's because it was only relevant to those people. Your idea about spreading rumors that are relevant to the population at large might actually work.

    7. Re:That's fucken it. by Erpo · · Score: 1

      I need to work out how to kill the CPU fan or something...

      The idea of destroying someone else's property really bothers me; I don't have anything good to say about people who write and release malicious viruses. Then again, if a PC operating system ever gets to the point where it can replace Windows on the desktop, viruses may be just what the world needs to break microsoft's strangelhold.

      So I guess if some vigilante created a virus that would put the fear of Spam into gullible users, I don't think I would complain very loudly. *shrug*

      http://www.almico.com/speedfan.php

    8. Re:That's fucken it. by Lehk228 · · Score: 1

      any way to make the machine wait till 2AM before igniting, maybe it could actually clear out the gene pool a bit especially if the computer is near the bedroom.

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    9. Re:That's fucken it. by abb3w · · Score: 1
      If you click the link, it wipes your hard drive and somehow sets your computer on fire.

      You need to read the Warhol worm whitepaper again; you want clicking the link to install a rootkit and start it both running and concealing a piece of your virus code, turning it into an encrypted peer-to-peer bot for a while, and perhaps spending 3 minutes every few hourse sending out the stealth spam. You don't blow up the computer until after a certain minimum time operation in infectious mode, and then only probabilistically; say, ten days running safe-but-dirty, then a chance at detruction 25% each time it starts up, and 10% for each day of uptime after that.

      As far as how to kill the machine, you'd want to code to detect any hardware with flashable firmware (possibly by lookup in a net distributed database operated by your Warhol worm), and reflash everything using an MP3 of William Shatner singing "Mr. Tambourine Man".

      This does leave the processor and RAM intact. I don't think you could kill the RAM, no matter what. For killing the processor, you could try to have your Flash code end with a piece of assembly that tries as simple as possible a loop, to try and cause enough localized overheating to melt one of the registers... but I don't know if that would work. It might be easier on motherboards with jumperless overclocking (overclock beofrehand to raise temp). I don't think I'd bother killing the CPU, though.... after all, anyone you catch is probably going to get rid of the machine after hearing that the motherboard, CD burner, and the hard drive are hopelessly dead. Salvage by local PC shops might start driving down the prices for quality 2nd hand CPU chips noticably. =)

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    10. Re:That's fucken it. by Darthmalt · · Score: 1

      How about a spam link / virus that automatically installs spybot, adaware, kerio personal firewall, turns on automatic updates, and set firefox as the default browser. Thats one viruse I would gladly help spread.

    11. Re:That's fucken it. by Anne+Thwacks · · Score: 3, Informative
      Unfortunately, its only available in the Motorola 6800 (not 68000), and not in the 8x86 family.

      Actually, several other microcontrollers had similar instructions - they activate the pull-ups and pull-downs in the IO ports at the same time, thus shorting the power rails through the IO port.

      This can be relied upon to release all the magic smoke that powers the processor.

      --
      Sent from my ASR33 using ASCII
    12. Re:That's fucken it. by dfj225 · · Score: 1

      Its much easier than that, you don't need to have the program set the computer on fire, let the user do it!

      Just send an email like the following:

      Hello,

      We have recently upgraded our service with faster speeds. However, for your computer to take advantage of our new, faster network, we need you to follow a few simple steps:

      1. Shut down your computer
      2. Rapidly flick the power switch on your computer on and off at least 30 times, as fast as you can.
      3. Enjoy!

      Thank you,
      Tech Support

      --
      SIGFAULT
    13. Re:That's fucken it. by m50d · · Score: 2, Informative

      As a serious solution for more modern computers, look at the chernobyl virus. Basically you reflash the bios with random data. The flash rom is usually soldered so it costs more to replace than to buy a new motherboard. Nasty, very nasty.

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      I am trolling
    14. Re:That's fucken it. by TheRaven64 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      My idea was a little more direct. Send out huge quantities of spam advertising Fr33 v1/\gr/\, and then send out free cyanide tablets to anyone who requested them. A quick and efficient solution to the problem.

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      I am TheRaven on Soylent News
    15. Re:That's fucken it. by Cylix · · Score: 1

      There are lots of modern boards with dual bios now. Most vendors will sell you a new bios for 10 and shipping. If you have your own eeprom programmer you can sometimes flash your own.

      There are a wealth of ways to go about getting around a dead bios. I've done it several times in my lifetime.

      --
      "You should always go to other people's funerals; otherwise, they won't come to yours." -- Yogi Berra
    16. Re:That's fucken it. by m50d · · Score: 1

      I wouldn't say lots, there are some but I don't think they're in the majority yet. Yes you can reflash it if you have the equipment, but soldered bioses are a nightmare to take off and even harder to put back on. Real hackers use socketed ones so you can modify it without risk, just reflash if you mess it up, but I think soldered is more common because it's cheaper to make.

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  28. 1 out of 10?! by geminidomino · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Ok, I have to know who these guys were surveying, because I'm inclined to think it was the population of a mental institution.

    I really have to disagree with TFA on this one. I don't think it's "bad email behavior" keeping spam alive (viruses are a different matter, but lumped in together).

    It's the stupid and unethical businesses who will pay a spammer $100 for a 200,000 user spam blast. The spammer doesn't give a rat's posterior whether or not the victim buys or clicks. All he cares about is not getting bounced. Then he gets paid.

    1. Re:1 out of 10?! by mOoZik · · Score: 1

      You can't JUST blame the businesses, because they wouldn't spend a cent if they got nothing back. This is why spammers are making hundreds of thousands a month, because people DO buy this stuff. It's a cycle, not just limited to one party.

    2. Re:1 out of 10?! by geminidomino · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Given a commonly cited response rate of about .00001%[0] (as opposed to 10% in the article) used by People with more credibility ,in my opinion, than some faceless marketing firm, you're wrong. I'm still looking for something to
      cite at the moment, as I don't expect someone who's never dealt with them to take Steve's(Spamhaus), Rich's(Spamblocked), or Bill's(theclub...) word for it.

      The entire game of advertising has become one of infintesimal returns, in no small part because advertisers,like spammers, seem to think that forcing someone to view thier spew, will them or nil them, will make them more positively disposed towards the product/service/company being advertised.

      [0] +/- an order of magnitude. I'm bad at remembering the exact number of zeros.

    3. Re:1 out of 10?! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ok, I have to know who these guys were surveying, because I'm inclined to think it was the population of a mental institution.

      Well, there's bound to be a fair amount of overlap between the people who take time to answer surveys (presumably from unsolicited phonecalls) and those who respond to offers from unsolicited email. The people who hate spam would be much more likely to hang up the phone as soon as we figure out it's a telemarketer.

    4. Re:1 out of 10?! by spectre_240sx · · Score: 2, Interesting

      That raises an interesting question for me... Are businesses able to be held accountable for consorting with spammers that don't comply with anti-spam legislation? Spammers may all be halfway around the world where their actions are legal, but a lot of businesses have headquarters in places where spam is technically illegal. If the businesses were to be held liable for spammers actions when they signed on with them, then maybe the businesses wouldn't want to take the risk...

      I know there are holes in this idea, but it seems like a starting poitn anyway...

    5. Re:1 out of 10?! by MC68000 · · Score: 1

      The article does not claim a 10% response rate. It says that 10% of people have ever ordered from any spam e-mail, as opposed to .00001% who respond to a particular spam.

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    6. Re:1 out of 10?! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Someone post the preprinted response form, and check the box which says "A person could anonymously ruin someone else's business/career."

      That is all.

  29. Not completely true by m00nun1t · · Score: 4, Insightful

    "If no-one responded to junk e-mail and didn't buy products sold in this way, then spam would be as extinct as the dinosaurs."

    This is a very simplistic view. It assumes that people measure their results carefully, and that it's the same people who keep selling. There's plenty of marketing channels out there that have a poor return on investment, but they keep alive for other reasons. Such reasons include: people don't measure the success properly, there's a new sucker born every minute, or other less financial reasons.

    For instance, I had a friend who used to sell sponsorship to big golf tournaments. Companies would pay huge somes of money, and there was plenty of data around that there was a lousy ROI. They kept doing it because they wanted the perks - the premium positions & champagne, etc. He said in his few years, only saw one company actually utilise their investment well by tying it in with other promotions.

    In the case of spam, it may possibly be true that it is profitable - it does appear to be the same people advertising all the time - but don't assume staying in business = good medium.

    1. Re:Not completely true by bcrowell · · Score: 1
      I also don't believe the "as extinct as the dinosaurs" line for another reason: spam is virtually free to send. In fact, it's entirely free to send if you're sending it via a zombie. Suppose, for the sake of argument, that every clueless person in the world suddenly gets a clue, and stops clicking on spam. How does that suddenly disinfect every zombie PC in the world that's sending spam?

      It also doesn't make sense to me that the article tries to argue that you'll hurt yourself by clicking on spam, because it'll send you to web sites that will infect your machine, etc. Uh, if your machine is configured so that it can get a virus by visiting the wrong web site, then you have a big problem.

      The problem is a problem with the basic e-mail protocols and infrastructure. It's not a problem with clueless users clicking on things they shouldn't click on.

    2. Re:Not completely true by Hognoxious · · Score: 1
      Suppose, for the sake of argument, that every clueless person in the world suddenly gets a clue, and stops clicking on spam. How does that suddenly disinfect every zombie PC in the world that's sending spam?
      It won't. But over time natural wastage will, as PCs wear out and get binned, people reinstall the OS (or even install a different one) or even simply clean up their systems.
      --
      Confucius say, "Find worm in apple - bad. Find half a worm - worse."
    3. Re:Not completely true by nine-times · · Score: 1
      For instance, I had a friend who used to sell sponsorship to big golf tournaments. Companies would pay huge somes of money, and there was plenty of data around that there was a lousy ROI. They kept doing it because they wanted the perks - the premium positions & champagne, etc. He said in his few years, only saw one company actually utilise their investment well by tying it in with other promotions.

      I'm not arguing against your general idea, but this doesn't seem like a great comparison. The reason I say this is that it doesn't seem like these companies failed to measure success properly. You probably had some execs who just didn't give a crap whether their company did well, so long as they, personally, got their perks. But where are the perks of spamming?

  30. So did I by nc_yori · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I hear you on that. I've felt great since I decided to refinance my...kneecap *ahem*. Seriously, though, I'm often amazed at how ignorant the general public can be about Spam and junk emails. I understand that some spammers are very good at what they do, but doesn't it just make you lose faith in humanity knowing that someone, somewhere, has chosen to actually open a message titled something like "drew S0MMA, V1AAGRRA, V1C0DD1N, C1AAL1S, \/ALLIUM, XANAA, C0DE1NE, Z0LOFT AT L0W somewhere end!!!!". Wow.

    1. Re:So did I by northcat · · Score: 2, Insightful

      What would you do if you see an Alien? Whatever you'd do, in million years from now, an 'Alienologist' would call it stupid. It's the same thing to a new computer/internet users. They have no fucking idea how things work. Have some respect, it's not stupidity, it's lack of knowledge and experience. Just like you and me lack knowledge and experience in *some* field.

    2. Re:So did I by spectre_240sx · · Score: 4, Insightful

      It's pretty messed up, indeed. I remember the days when everyone was worried about this whole "online purchasing" thing. Everyone thought that it was just some sham to take peoples credit card numbers. Now people will buy products from companies that advertise in a sketchy manner and don't even spell things correctly? It's definately a bit frightening.

    3. Re:So did I by nc_yori · · Score: 1

      I think that the analogy you're using is a bit of a stretch. If it takes a million years for a person to figure out not to open the ridiculously titled email message that's from someone they've never heard of, my advice to them would be to slowly stand up and back away from the computer. Perhaps I am overly cynical about the whole issue, but at the point where users repeat the same online behaviors that yield negative results and then complain loudly about how "someone should do something about all this spam!" I just have to wonder what Darwin would have to say about all this. If I sound like I'm damning the new users, I'd say it's just easier for some who are more technical to joke about it so that we won't instead become jaded to the problem and leave the people who do need help with unfamiliar areas to bleed.

    4. Re:So did I by strider44 · · Score: 1

      "holy shit there's an alien over there!"

    5. Re:So did I by MSBob · · Score: 2, Funny
      [...] and don't even spell things correctly? It's definately a bit frightening.

      Definately.

      --
      Your pizza just the way you ought to have it.
    6. Re:So did I by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There are aliens who walk among us. If you can't see that, then you are the one who is stupid. I see them all the time. In fact, there is one stting on my shoulder right now, telling me what to type.

    7. Re:So did I by Moderatbastard · · Score: 0
      it's not stupidity, it's lack of knowledge and experience.
      The saying "if it sounds too good to be true, then it probably isn't" has been around much longer than intarwebs.
      Just like you and me lack knowledge and experience in *some* field.
      In the case of spam buyers and yourself, that field would appear to be common sense.

      P.S. Whoever modded the parent insightful is on crack.

      --
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    8. Re:So did I by biglig2 · · Score: 1

      "Not you again, I only just stopped walking funny after last time."

      --
      ~~~~~ BigLig2? You mean there's another one of me?
    9. Re:So did I by diplomaticImmunity · · Score: 1

      it definititely is sketchy for such individuals to take people's credit card numbers. but that makes me want to buy from you and send you my credit card number all the more...

    10. Re:So did I by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Have some respect, it's not stupidity, it's lack of knowledge and experience. Just like you and me lack knowledge and experience in *some* field.

      You mean like how you and me doesn't know grammar?

  31. Probably understated by ackthpt · · Score: 1
    Re:1 in 10? That's an average right? Because I can't see how 10% of people have bought stuff from spam. I think that guy who likes buying spam stuff is driving the average up.

    Probably understated because guys who buy those pills probably don't own up to it. Especially people who get taken are less likely to admit, so it's probably a bit higher percentage.

    Personally, I refuse to buy anything via spam and don't even open the stuff. Anyone who will resort to such unethical mode of advertising is not to be trusted in any case.

    --

    A feeling of having made the same mistake before: Deja Foobar
    1. Re:Probably understated by Mikkeles · · Score: 1
      ' nearly 1/3 of users have clicked on spam messages and 1/10 have bought products advertised therein....'

      So 1/3 of users are imbeciles and 1/10 are idiots.

      --
      Great minds think alike; fools seldom differ.
  32. I'm sure my father did a few years ago... by Spoing · · Score: 1
    Yes, I tried to talk him out of it at the time. No, he didn't listen. Yes, he's gotten a clue now.

    He won't admit that he bought anything; we're at the "Do not ask"/"Do not tell" level now. Nobody wants to admit they were an idiot. Kind of takes the edge off of being the wise old parent role.

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    A firewall can not protect you from yourself. Turn off what you do not need. Do not use the firewall to do your work.
  33. Oh, there's an easy way... by bitkid · · Score: 5, Interesting

    to educate users. If somebody signs up for a free-mail account (could work for ISPs in general as well), they are automatically send a couple of fake spams. If any link in the spam-emails is clicked, the account of the user will be closed (with an educational warning message). That will teach them...

    Credit: Some MS guy I talked to. Unfortunately Hotmail-management was kinda opposed to that idea...

    1. Re:Oh, there's an easy way... by rcamans · · Score: 1

      Oh, my God.
      An intelligent comment on /.
      Someone please tell bitkid that /. is for idiots who click on spam, and spam /. with the same crap comments every time they read an article.
      bitkid , you do not belong here!
      Don't you understand, this is the insane asylum they keep talking about?
      A million monkeys typing for one second could come up with a million better comments than you could read on /., for God's sake!

      --
      wake up and hold your nose
    2. Re:Oh, there's an easy way... by KiloByte · · Score: 1

      No, this would result in lost business.

      An idiot's money is as good as a bright's person's money, and it's easier to get.

      --
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  34. death to spammers, and people who buy from them by Eric+Smith · · Score: 1

    I used to say that spammers should be put to death, meaning it as hyperbole. But then I considered how many person-seconds are wasted by a single spam campaign, and reconsidered. One spam campaign can waste several human lifetimes. So the death penalty actually seems justifiable, at least as much as it is for other capital crimes.

  35. soo gullible by binarybum · · Score: 1

    haha,
    you actually believe that the dinosaurs are extinct?

    oh man, no wonder people are such suckers for spam.

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    ôó
  36. I get hardly any spam anymore... by dteichman2 · · Score: 1

    2 words: Spam Vampire
    It works if you tke the time to do it. I got all of my friends together and we made a collective one. We hit some sites so badly that they are DoSd.

    --


    Silence is golden... and duct tape is silver.
  37. Still no excuse by Skalizar · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Reguardless of how effective spam ads may be, that doesn't excuse them from modifying the spam so that the people running filters still have to see it. If you're filtering spam, you not only don't want to buy anything from them, you don't want to even see it. I've been training spambayes for months now, and some stuff still gets through as 0% spam. Those are the people who need to be shut down, its easy enough to ignore the rest.

    1. Re:Still no excuse by dodobh · · Score: 1

      Wrong. Regardless of who it is, it is necessary to shut them down. You may be getting your bandwidth free, the rest of us have to pay for it, and we would rather not.

      --
      I can throw myself at the ground, and miss.
    2. Re:Still no excuse by Skalizar · · Score: 1

      Well yes, ideally all unsolicited spam should go (opt in, not opt out), but if you pay for access by the byte, then you can can get rid of most of it at the server before you even download it. Of course that applies to more typical users, I realise there are power users with their own mail servers. But we have to start somewhere, and these purposeful attempts to evade spam blocking are the worst offenders and should be a high priority target.

    3. Re:Still no excuse by dodobh · · Score: 1

      Consent, not content.

      Even ISPs can just toss in a few DNSBLs and start blocking. Works very well, and if anyone complains about false positives, ask them to pay extra for the unfiltered mail.

      --
      I can throw myself at the ground, and miss.
  38. In Korea ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In Korea only old people buy items advertised in SPAM.

    1. Re:In Korea ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In Soviet Russia, SPAM gets You!

    2. Re:In Korea ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      what about north korea? do they have the same problem or china?

  39. 1 in 3 in the whole history of spam? Not bad. by Kris_J · · Score: 2, Interesting
    So, if I read this correctly, 1 in 3 people have clicked on a spam link, in the entire history of spam. Well, I'd have to say if the question were approriately rigged, I'd have to admit that back in 98 when I was wanting some fonts for my Geocities work I did follow the link from some spam advertising "scifi fonts". Turns out they'd stolen them from a bunch of stuff, including the recently released Magic: the Gathering game. I reported it to Wizards of the Coast.

    So, given the thousands (tens of thousands?) of spam I've recieved, I've clicked on the link from one. Suddenly 1 in 10,000 doesn't look as good as 1 in 3.

    Of course, the real way that spam is funded is through scams (which only need a minute click-through rate) and by convincing one company after another that the click-through rate isn't minute. The recipients aren't the only ones being scammed.

  40. beat them at their own game? by teuben · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I've always wondered why we , as a community,
    don't beat them at their own game. There is
    more of us then them, so if only 10% of us
    would carpet bomb them with fake requests,
    calling their 800 numbers, whatever they
    want back, wouldn't that piss them off.
    In fact, you start with one company
    (my current favorite is Gevalia Coffee,
    who can't stop mailing me despite repeated
    phone calls and email requests, they hired
    a 3rd party to "spam"), and work you way down
    slowly and methodically. THat will teach normal
    companies to stop doing it.
    There probably are a few hard cases to crack,
    but it seems there aren't all that many companies
    around who do it.

    1. Re:beat them at their own game? by spectre_240sx · · Score: 1

      Give me a phone number and a time to call and I'm down.

    2. Re:beat them at their own game? by rcamans · · Score: 1

      Don't we have enough autodialers to carpet bomb the spam numbers?
      Can't we reply a million times anonymously to each site that would ordinarily get clicked to?
      Wouldn't that DDOS the sites pushing the spam?
      Even if they are zombie machines, that would teach the owners a thing or two.
      And couldn't we reply to the machines ip addresses / mac addresses sending the spam? Wouldn't that DDOS the sites pushing the spam?
      Even if they are zombie machines, that would teach the owners a thing or two.
      Wouldn't that put the spammers out of business?

      All this is just hypothetical speaking, of course.
      I would never actually break the law, or even encourage someone to break the law.
      No, really! I wouldn't!
      Not I!
      Never!
      Nope!

      --
      wake up and hold your nose
    3. Re:beat them at their own game? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A time to call? Around the clock.

    4. Re:beat them at their own game? by anthony_dipierro · · Score: 1

      I've always wondered why we, as a community, don't beat them at their own game. There is more of us then them, so if only 10% of us would carpet bomb them with fake requests, calling their 800 numbers, whatever they want back, wouldn't that piss them off.

      It's a Free Rider problem. Sure, if we all fought the spammers, intelligently, they'd be easily defeated. But part of the key there is intelligently. You'd have to make sure you get the right phone number (or email address, or website, or snail mail address), and not a decoy. And then you'd have to go through a good deal of work. And you'd have to risk, in some cases, being prosecuted.

    5. Re:beat them at their own game? by m50d · · Score: 1

      The reason is that every single story about spam says "never reply to spam or you'll get more". Once we reverse that and get people to reply to all the spam they recieve and string them along as long as you can, then we can destroy it.

      --
      I am trolling
  41. Shit guys... by dauthur · · Score: 1

    Well... I'm STILL waiting on my f_re3 V.iagra. Will it ever come?

  42. They have a right to click/buy if they want by iamacat · · Score: 1

    Just like we have a right to visit web pages unsuitable for young children, which also wouldn't exist if nobody visited them. So those of us who can't stand spam would also have to use software like cybernanny to filter the Internet, rather than banning advertisements that apparently find many willing targets.

  43. It's very true by EvilStein · · Score: 5, Informative

    Now before you all start on the "Yeah, I have a 11" penis and 36DDD breasts!" take a look at some of the spam you get. Seriously, look at a lot of it.

    producttestpanel.com is a good example. Spams for discount cruises from travel companies. Spam for free movie tickets (yes, I worked for the company that did that!) and spam for other free/discount products. It's not all porn & pills. in fact, the spammers I worked for adamantly refused to send out mails for porn or pills, but "$50 Gift Cards!" and "Try our coffee samples!" were ok.

    This is a *huge industry* - some of these companies were sending us checks for $60,000 per month to blast out emails.

    CAN-SPAM definitely has NOT helped. I believe that it has made the problem much worse, and it's just going to get worse until that POS law is repealed.

    1. Re:It's very true by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't know about you guys, but "I'm" getting hammered with 'DietMaxx' spam. It all looks the same and it all goes into the can automatically. Oddly, each message is 135KB...

    2. Re:It's very true by jalefkowit · · Score: 1
      Spam for free movie tickets (yes, I worked for the company that did that!)...

      You worked for a spammer?

      Bill Hicks had some career advice for you...

    3. Re:It's very true by EvilStein · · Score: 1

      Well, I worked for a company that actually owned some legit websites (a dating site was one of them) but after that wasn't profitable, they moved into the "bulk email marketing" market.

      Notice that I said *worked* - past tense. I am no longer with that organization.

    4. Re:It's very true by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >Now before you all start on the "Yeah, I have a 11" penis and 36DDD breasts!"...

      FYI, the sizes for most manufactuers go D, DD, E, so it would be extra exciting to have DDD, as it would probably involve kinship to Eccentrica Gallumbits.

      (http://hhgproject.org/entries/gallumbitseccentr ic a.html)

    5. Re:It's very true by eaolson · · Score: 1
      Yeah, I have a 11" penis and 36DDD breasts!

      If you have an 11" penis and 36DDD breasts, spammers really need to start targeting their spam better.

    6. Re:It's very true by Technician · · Score: 1

      (yes, I worked for the company that did that!)

      And you admiteded it on Slashdot? I hope you have your asbestous underwear on!

      --
      The truth shall set you free!
    7. Re:It's very true by EvilStein · · Score: 1

      It's not the first time that I've mentioned it, actually. :) I bring it up because it's quite relevant to the topic at hand. ;)

      They were very careful to make sure that emails were CAN-SPAM compliant.. and yes, this includes the random bits of public domain text at the end of emails. It's public domain, no copyrights, and as long as there's valid header information, CAN-SPAM makes it legal.

      Do you know how easy it is to register 1,500 domains for the sole purpose of using them for spamming? They did it every couple of weeks.

      CAN-SPAM is a complete joke that was bought into reality by marketers, plain and simple. It should be repealed immediately.

    8. Re:It's very true by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So you did work for a spammer. Now I know why they call you Evil.

  44. Alternative ways by igny · · Score: 1

    If no-one responded to junk e-mail and didn't buy products sold in this way, then spam would be as extinct as the dinosaurs.

    Alternatively, if we just buy everything they can offer, they will have nothing to sell no more, the spam will go extinct too.

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    In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is. - Yogi Berra
  45. 1.21 Gigawatt News by Mulletproof · · Score: 1

    How the Spam Industry is Sustained

    GOD, ISN'T OBVIOUS BY NOW??!?!?! Was I somehow teleported back to 1990 when this was actually news or am I reading slashdot?!? HELP MEEEE!!!

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    1. Re:1.21 Gigawatt News by Delilah+Jones · · Score: 1

      Nice sig.

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    2. Re:1.21 Gigawatt News by Mulletproof · · Score: 1

      Isn't it tho? I got a better one now :)

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  46. go to spam island! by PopeAlien · · Score: 1

    People buy crap from spam?!? ok, fine, but why cant the morons that buy this junk, and the scammers that sell it just get together and leave the rest of us in peace?

    Why do they have to constantly try to get around filters, steal resources, forge headers etc?

    Ideally there would be an isolated island or small rock in the depths of outer space that these people could go and do their 'business' on, and leave the rest of us alone.

    bah.

    1. Re:go to spam island! by Taladar · · Score: 2, Funny

      Perhaps we could tell them the earth will be eaten by a giant space goat and put them all in a giant space ship to "save" them...

  47. Stats Questionable/Principle True by Delilah+Jones · · Score: 1

    Okay, so maybe the study's basic methodology and findings are questionable.

    But I think the main point is that if nobody actually bought stuff from spammers, they would have no reason to expend their resources for their devilish cabal.

    To tell you the truth, when you think of someone who buys from a spammer, what age is the person in your mental image?

    Are they young, computer-savy, next-generation type people? Or are they old farts that don't know any better?

    And if age is exciting, think of some other choice demographics of naivete.

    Just from age, though, I think that in a few years the number of spammers will decrease considerably because the number of FREAKING RETARDS (okay, I got it out--feel better now) who buy from spammers will also decrease.

    And considering the huge push to filter and otherwise block spammers, coupled with the "old fart factor," I think we can see less spam in our forecast.

    That is, unless the spammers manage to stay ahead of the technological curve of the filters--oh crap, .igu--ess.th*ey..al*re-ady.doo

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  48. worrying, or just wanting? by r00t · · Score: 1
    Why not want a thicker penis?

    You'd have to a total idiot to believe you could get one without painful scars or cancer-causing drugs, sure, but even a self-confident and intelligent man can want to be way beyond average.

    Look, wives don't stay virgins for long. Sometimes wives even give birth. Yeah, that's right, a giant 10-pound (4.5 kg) baby might streach the love hole to cosmic proportions. After she's streached to over 4" (10 cm) diameter for a respectably-sized baby, a MASSIVE PENIS starts looking useful.

    I guess I'm average, or maybe a tad more, but that doesn't mean I'd dislike having a MASSIVE PENIS if I could get one! 2" (5 cm) diameter please, comfortably usable 7 times per day.

    1. Re:worrying, or just wanting? by Havenwar · · Score: 2, Informative

      You do not seem to know much about intimate anatomy.

      Ever heard of kegel exercizes? I've known women who have given birth that are tighter than some "virgins", just because they know they have muscles down there that can be used to heighten the experience for both parties.

      Why should all that fall on the man, eh? Why should we eat pills and stretch it and even operate it just to get it bigger and better? But yes, I agree with you that a man has the right to "wish"... if he is so inclined.

      Just. Stop. TRYING.

      Nah, I'm pretty satisfied with my rather small pecker, myself. And so are the people I've shared it with... No reason to wish for a bigger lizard just because you have a lacking love-life... trust me, thats not because of the one-eyed trouser snake. Thats because of YOU.

    2. Re:worrying, or just wanting? by jeabu · · Score: 1

      I do have to agree, though, that variance in width has more impact than variance in length. At a point, there's only so much that, er, fits. Unless you're dating the 50 ft. woman.

      j... how many metres is that, anyhow...

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  49. Re:Hey (non-)fucker by inode_buddha · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    "I've always wondered how eunuchs sound in bed, so can I do you next?" They probably keep asking what the definition of "is" is, as they ponder the Road Ahead.

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  50. Nigerian Letter Scam - Great link HA HA HA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    www.419eater.com

    Thats where they scam the scammers. Damn funny site to read.

  51. Wow! by MasTRE · · Score: 1

    >"If no-one responded to junk e-mail and didn't buy products sold in this way, then spam would be as extinct as the dinosaurs."

    Wow! These brits are geniuses!

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    Must-not-watch TV!
  52. Bad behavior? by Darth+Maul · · Score: 1

    The article called it "bad email behavior". Can't we just call it like it is? It's "stupid people".

    Only an idiot would think that v1agRA or home mortgages should be bought through email.

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    --- witty signature
  53. Dividing by zero continues by shanen · · Score: 3, Interesting
    Said it before, and I'm sure I'll say it again:

    Spam is an economic problem and requires an economic solution.

    This story focuses on one side of it, but the amount of profit is *NOT* the problem as long as the spammers think they can divide by zero as far as the costs are concerned. Email is not and never has been free, but by designing SMTP to pretend email is free, spam is the inevitable result. If the spammer thinks another 10 million spams cost nothing, but will possibly find one more sucker to send in $39.95, then the RoI looks infinite. BROKEN economic model!

    The only option that will solve the spam problem is a sound economic approach that puts a non-zero cost on each email message. I think that could be done by requiring prepaid postage. I don't know about you, but I would certainly opt in for a system that was absolutely guaranteed not to get any mass-of-stinkage spam. (This could be done transparently and compatibly with the existing SMTP email system.)

    Once you have a real economic model, then you can add all the bells and whistles, and actually I have nothing against legitimate advertising from legitimate companies--as long as I control the flow and especially if I can target what I receive. In particular, I'd like a system that would let advertisers bid for my time. Something like "I'll accept a small amount of advertising email, and I'm interested in these products. What's it worth to you to reach me?" By small in this context, I'd be measuring it in terms of time, say 15 minutes per day where each worthwhile ad will probably take 1 minute to read.

    The email service provider would have some of my personal information to help "market" my valuable time. However, it would be strongly in their interest to carefully safeguard my anonymity, since leaking my personal information would destroy their own value. Also, since they would be getting a percentage of the take, it would of course be in their interest to maximize the advertising-related revenue I'd receive for those few ads.

    However, none of this is possible without a REAL economic model underlying email.

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    1. Re:Dividing by zero continues by DoorFrame · · Score: 1

      It absolutely is an economic problem, but I would personally prefer to keep the email system essentially free for all users rather than putting some sort of charge per email system in place. First, I don't think it's practical, but beyond that, do you really want to tell the poor rural school that they need to pay for every question their students email to a college professor? Do you want to let the sub-Saharan pen pal know that he can't write to his friend in Europe anymore?

      Paying per email, even in small amounts, will cost us end users money. This is especially true in places where the value of 1/10 of 1 cent is still significant.

    2. Re:Dividing by zero continues by Ryeng · · Score: 1

      As much as I hate spam, I would still fight to the very last before paying for my emails. I have nothing against the idea of paying for an email account. But to pay per email seems wrong to me, after all how much does it cost to send one email? I'm not an expert and I do not have any statistics to support this claim but I feel pretty confident that most bandwidth isn't spent sending emails.

    3. Re:Dividing by zero continues by SteveXE · · Score: 1

      Paying for email is no an option, you cant give people something for free and i mean GIVE (not like piracy) and then expect them to suddenly pay for it. The cost of my email should be included in my monthly charge, and since im paying $50 and it says 5 email accounts they damn well better not charge me per email. Spambayes works just fine for me. I also set up a email address just for buying things and joining sites, my important email which has been active on a major ISP has yet to receive a single piece of spam in over a year.

    4. Re:Dividing by zero continues by wombert · · Score: 2, Interesting

      "I have nothing against legitimate advertising from legitimate companies--as long as I control the flow and especially if I can target what I receive." You don't control the flow of junk (snail) mail - the Post Office does. Since when did anyone pay you to get their prepaid card offers, weekly ads, and the like? Charging for email may cut into the spam flow, but keep in mind that bulk (snail) mail is cheaper than what the average person pays for a letter to Grandma. If the spammers have to pay, we'll inevitably be paying more.

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      Did I say overlords? I meant protectors.
    5. Re:Dividing by zero continues by tavilach · · Score: 1

      How much does it cost to send one email, Ryeng? Very, very little. That, however, is negligible. By your argument, software should be essentially free, as it costs almost nothing to produce CD's. With software, you're paying for the usage, rather than the actually item. It would be the same with a pay-per-message system: You're paying for the ability to send, rather than the actual bandwidth.

      Personally, I actually wouldn't mind paying about a cent per email. Spammers would lose $2,000 dollars for every message spammed to 200,000 people, and I would lose $20 for a year of messages. The government could use my $20, and I'd be fine with my $20 being treated as tax dollars. It's barely any money for me, but quite a lot gained by the government from the huge amount of people using email.

      And, for that $20 of mine, I would also get far less spam. ISP's would get less bandwidth clutter, also, and could perhaps lower costs.

      It would work out wonderfully!

      --

      "Give me a lever long enough and a fulcrum on which to place it, and I shall move the world." -Archimedes
    6. Re:Dividing by zero continues by SCVirus · · Score: 1

      Spam is not an economic problem, its an annoyance. An annoyance Joe User doesn't care as much about as you think. Some people end up on a couple hundred mailing lists and end up with tons of spam and those people might be willing to pay for email if they knew it would stop spam, but the average user DOES NOT CARE a couple emails a day that they have to click the delete button for. Joe User is not going to pay for email because you signed up for too much free porn (thats pr0n in your language).

    7. Re:Dividing by zero continues by emurphy42 · · Score: 1

      And what, pray tell, would happen to legitimate opt-in mailing lists? Not all ham is letters to Grandma, you know.

    8. Re:Dividing by zero continues by shanen · · Score: 1
      Sorry, but that is a completely false argument. They *DO* pay for email now--we *ALL* pay for it. It's just that the costs are disguised and mixed in with various other aspects of our access charges. There is no such thing as free email.

      The problem is that SMTP makes no pretense of tracking the costs. In combination with the low absolute cost of email, that has allowed the development of an email system that can (so far) survive with worthless scumbag freeloaders spamming the bloody heck out of it with untold millions of worthless scam messages. Heck, I'm sure the spammers have passed McDonald's hamburger counter by now.

      Anyway and as I already noted, there is no reason to drop SMTP email. For people who insist on "free", they can keep right on using it and dealing with their wonderful spam. However, as more and more people choose to use email with rational economics, that will increase the spamming pressure on the SMTP system--and that will probably push it beneath the survivable level.

      One more aspect is that with a prepaid email system and rational economics, regular people sending small amounts of email will have almost no money invested in the system. As long as their incoming and outgoing email stay roughly in balance, things will cancel out and they will probably never pay anything. This is *NOT* the case for mass spammers. *ANY* real cost multiplied by the millions is death to spam.

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    9. Re:Dividing by zero continues by T-Ranger · · Score: 2, Informative


      Your post advocates a

      (x) technical ( ) legislative (x) market-based ( ) vigilante

      approach to fighting spam. Your idea will not work. Here is why it won't work. (One or more of the following may apply to your particular idea, and it may have other flaws which used to vary from state to state before a bad federal law was passed.)

      ( ) Spammers can easily use it to harvest email addresses
      (x) Mailing lists and other legitimate email uses would be affected
      (x) No one will be able to find the guy or collect the money
      ( ) It is defenseless against brute force attacks
      ( ) It will stop spam for two weeks and then we'll be stuck with it
      (x) Users of email will not put up with it
      (x) Microsoft will not put up with it
      ( ) The police will not put up with it
      ( ) Requires too much cooperation from spammers
      (x) Requires immediate total cooperation from everybody at once
      (x) Many email users cannot afford to lose business or alienate potential employers
      ( ) Spammers don't care about invalid addresses in their lists
      (x) Anyone could anonymously destroy anyone else's career or business

    10. Re:Dividing by zero continues by shanen · · Score: 0, Flamebait
      So old, and so wrong, too. Sometimes funny, but not in this case, mostly because of your total lack of originality. That's what happens when you blather away without knowing what you are talking about.

      Suffice it to say that each of the problems you so "thoughtfully" selected does not apply to the system I described. Go back and *READ* what I wrote. The only specific "objection" that was not already addressed fairly directly was Microsoft. I admit that it's dangerous to ignore them, because that company has shown remarkable diabolical ingenuity in the past, but since this approach is existing transparently on top of the existing SMTP infrastructure, it's hard to see how Microsoft could sabotage it without taking down SMTP, too.

      However, it's one of those problems that will solve itself soon enough, so I don't really care. If I was a desperate entrepreneur, I suppose I would be interested in how to make money from it, but I'm just another person waiting for the opportunity to say good bye to spam--and there are certainly enough people like me to support a viable option that really works.

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      Freedom = (Meaningful - Coerced) Choice != (Speech | Beer^2), and sad sock puppets' bad mods avail them naught.
    11. Re:Dividing by zero continues by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'd like to see an optional charge system for email. Some organization could digitally sign messages, in exchange for some amount of money per message. If I see some kind of authentication that indicates somebody has paid a nickel to get the message to me, I know it is unlikely to be spam.

      Of course, I would whitelist all of my friends and family so that their messages would get through without a digital signature. I would do the same for any mailing list that I had knowingly signed up to receive.

      The only people who would have to pay would be people who want to send messages to complete strangers, either in bulk or individually. Actually, they wouldn't have to pay. They could choose to pay or they could accept some increase in the chance of their message being filtered out.

      This idea should also be harmless to those who don't want to participate. Such people could ignore signatures on incoming mail and could decide not to pay for them on outgoing mail. They would face a significant probability that their mail would be filtered when they send mail to someone who does check for signatures, but people today already have to face the possibility that their mail will be dropped by an aggressive filter, so I don't see how anybody would be worse off than they already are.

    12. Re:Dividing by zero continues by Technician · · Score: 2, Informative

      However, none of this is possible without a REAL economic model underlying email.

      Posted by the phone.. "Never buy anything from anyone that calls you. It may be a fraud."

      Posted by the computer.. "Never buy from anyone that mails you. It's probably a fraud."

      If you want something, search it out. Find the reputable dealers. The real suppliers are in the yellow pages or can be found with a Google search. Don't buy anything from an unknown supplier without finding out about the BBB complaints and web sucks sites. I saved my wife from a Ramada Plaza vacation disaster offer in the mail by a quick google search for compaints. There were many and a few class action lawsuits. The company does have a reputation. A bad one. No reputation at all is a bad sign. Might be a new shell. Look for a good reputation. An occasional unhappy consumer is normal. Not every company will refund triple the cost and have the manager shot, so not every consumer will be happy.

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      The truth shall set you free!
  54. Definition of bought from Spam? by Whyte+Panther · · Score: 1

    10% of people buying things from spam e-mails does seem like a lot... but not all spam is Herbal Viagra and Mortgages. I wonder if they're classifying purchases from mailing lists from "respectable" online stores in that figure. For example, if I'm on an ebgames.com mailing list because I've purchased there before, and I get an ad for a sale in my e-mail from them, and buy based on that ad, does that count?

  55. SPAM awareness month? by abes · · Score: 1

    Perhaps the best way to fight spam is a public campaign about not responding to it. And if that doesn't work, threats on people's lives could also work. Or maybe blame it on making children starve to death in some remote country. I suspect there is some critical mass that is required to keep it going.

  56. will work, sometimes by r00t · · Score: 0, Troll

    See the cpuburn code.

    VA Linux has a system test tool that is known for
    setting systems on fire. Unfortunately it only runs
    on Linux. Older systems clogged with dust should be
    quite vulnerable to this. I don't remember the name
    exactly, but it was some mythical thing like Hydra
    or Chimera.

  57. It's all my fault... by barfy · · Score: 4, Funny

    But you should see the SIZE of my penis!!!!

    1. Re:It's all my fault... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If I took up all the offers that are sent my way, I'd have a penis that wraps around the world five times; boobs that are ZZZ cups; a priapism from all the Viagra; horny cheating housewives in every room of my thousand-room mansion that I bought with my lottery winnings; enough Rolex watches to wear a different one every hour of every day for the next ten years; and enough toner for my laser printer to last several lifetimes.

    2. Re:It's all my fault... by Pyrosophy · · Score: 1

      Don't you mean Rollax watches?

    3. Re:It's all my fault... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is only the latest of a host of offers I have received inviting me to see your penis FREE FREE.

  58. Re:Hey (non-)fucker by XeroPurpose · · Score: 1

    Wow... somebody bashes Bush and you bring up a Clinton joke from the last century? Brilliant. Absolutely Brilliant. It's not wonder the Republicans are taking over, you're just too sharp for me...

  59. low sales resistance by MenTaLguY · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Some people have very low sales resistance. They don't really want the spam (and opt to block it if possible), but once presented with it they have little willpower.

    It's scary and sad and unfortunately true.

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    DNA just wants to be free...
    1. Re:low sales resistance by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Not buying it:


      Fortunately, the term "Some people" could mean almost any number, perhaps 30, or maybe 14,378, who knows. Once we establish the idea of "Some people", then we can get into They...(whatever), and off we go.

    2. Re:low sales resistance by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're just jealous of my massive pill induced manhood!

  60. The final solution to ending spam. by Slashdot+is+dead · · Score: 1



    1. Send spam to everyone with link to product.
    2. Anyone that buys product will be killed by said product after receiving it.
    3. ???
    4. Profit

  61. My favorite old chestnut by dmaxwell · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I've posted it before and you've given me the opportunity to post it again.

    I'm usually not in favor of the death penalty. However, not only am I in favor of the electric chair for spammers; I'd replace the switch with a dial. After rigourous (and fun I might add) trials on the many spammers it would be marked like this:

    1. Mildly painful
    2. hurts
    3. really stings
    4. excruciating
    5. probable fatality
    6. likely fatality
    11. human boooowwwwbeeeecue

    There's hours of fun to be had as mail admins take turns lovingly sweeping the dial from 1 to 4. The mail admins will of course charge admission to mail recipients.

    The child porn purveyors can get the special wire that goes in the pants.

    1. Re:My favorite old chestnut by hairykrishna · · Score: 1

      Put a web interface on it. Think of the AdWords revenue!

      --
      "Physics is to math as sex is to masturbation." -R. Feynman
  62. Re:Hey (non-)fucker by gordgekko · · Score: 2, Funny

    Yeah, it really is a "not wonder", eh?

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  63. bad stats? by t_allardyce · · Score: 1

    I don't believe that stat, i bet they included email from companies you've previously done business with - eg amazon special offers etc.

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  64. Re:Hey (non-)fucker by XeroPurpose · · Score: 0, Troll

    Aha! The Republicans are simply Grammer Nazi's in disguise... wait... nevermind about the disguise part...

  65. Those numbers can't be correct by gooogle · · Score: 2, Insightful

    1) If 1/3 of the users click on spam, that means that even if the spam filters on all the major servers/clients let 66% of the spam through, the user would have to click on ~50% of those spam mails.

    2) If 1 in 10 users made the purchases? Have they have outdone google's ad model?

    I suspect these numbers are reported by folks in the spam industry to project better success metrics and lure in more clients.

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    -- Binary Finary
  66. I can see it by Jekler · · Score: 2, Insightful

    1 in 10 isn't hard to believe, but it really depends on what we define as 'buying from spam' and what exactly this survey is defining as spam. In my own judgement, if I try a software product and later decide to buy it from a follow-up email, I wouldn't consider that buying from spam, but did this survey consider marketing like that to be spam? To understand the accuracy of the study we have to know the parameters they set. According to this survey: 1. What is considered spam? 2. What is considered "buying from spam"? (i.e. how direct must the link between the spam and the purchase be?) 3. How large was the survey group?

  67. The Universal Problem by Pfhorrest · · Score: 1

    This is another effect of the same universal problem that has affected all of human civilization since history began, and manifests itself most obviously in politics. Namely:

    A couple of evil/manipulative/powerful people can take the vast hordes of stupid/gullible/trusting people and make all sort of problems for the everybody involved, including all those of us who don't fit neatly into either category and often other evil/powerful people as well. Hell, even the evil/powerful ones at the top lose out in the very long term, as civilization (or in this case, the internet) eventually collapses out from underneath them...

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    -Forrest Cameranesi, Geek of all Trades
    "I am Sam. Sam I am. I do not like trolls, flames, or spam."
  68. If no one was retarted... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    ...the internet would be a much quieter place.

  69. no kidding... by moankey · · Score: 1

    I am sure people are buying is what keeps spam alive. I cant see people spending the money, legal mess, and hassle in doing something that isnt making money or just for the hell of it.
    The article is just stating the obvious.

  70. mistargetted spam by inimini · · Score: 1

    It's hard to imagine one can actually buy a spam-advertised product. I don't think I've ever received an unsollicited email message that had any relevance to me, and like most of us I've had quite some spam messages.

    I mostly get Chinese spam, or at least I think so. I mean, what am I supposed to do at a page like this at all? Readable spam is about mortgages or pills in the states, or tries to talk me into money scams in Africa...

    These people buying spam-stuff must be on way better spam lists ;-)

  71. There's a sucker born every minute by Skippy_kangaroo · · Score: 1
    "If no-one responded to junk e-mail and didn't buy products sold in this way, then spam would be as extinct as the dinosaurs."

    Yes, and if Astrologers couldn't predict the future no one would believe in Astrology.

    And if quacks didn't actually cure people, nobody would buy their 'elixirs of life'.

    And if pyramid schemes didn't actually make anyone other than the promoter money, nobody would invest in them.

    As PT Barnum said, there is a sucker born every minute

    1. Re:There's a sucker born every minute by The+Cisco+Kid · · Score: 1

      Actually your analogies are flawed.

      I would say 'If people didnt pay money to astrologers, they'd slowly cease to exist'

      and

      'If beleive didnt buy quack cures, companies trying to sell them would go out of business'

      And yes, 'If no one (and I mean no one, not 'very few' people) responded to spam, spam would become exist. Spammers exist for one reason, and one reason only, to make money. If *every* spam run they ever sent, resulted in absolutely zero response rate, it would make them *no* money, and it would quickly become unprofitable (of course, thats disregarding the 'spam for hire', where the spammer gets paid by the unwitting business wether or not there is any response)..

    2. Re:There's a sucker born every minute by Skippy_kangaroo · · Score: 1
      My point is more that there is a seemingly infinite supply of people willing to believe and pay for practically anything. Astrology, miracle cures, amazing money making ventures and products advertised over spam (which generally include all of the above). Perhaps I could have been clearer if I said:

      If pigs could fly then spam would cease to exist.

    3. Re:There's a sucker born every minute by The+Cisco+Kid · · Score: 1

      Yes, that was the point of the original assertion, that apparently people are (and continue to be) too stupid to avoid buying things advertised via spam. If they werent, spam wouldn't be as profitable as it was.

      But I have no opposition to businesses selling quack cures and whatnot - as long as they do not *STEAL* from others to advertise their 'products'.

      The proper objection to spam completely disregards that most items advertised using it are illegal, fraudulant, or otherwise 'disreputable'. It doesnt matter if its for penis cream, diet pills, bad credit card deals, ice cream cones, steaks, electronic equipment, religion, eyeglasses, etc, etc, etc ad infinitum. It doesnt matter if its an outright scam, a 'quasi' quack product, or something completely and totally legitimate. The objection is that they are sending email to people who did not ask for it and do not want it, primarily for the senders benefit. I would have no less objection to my local favorite restaurant advertising 50% off specials than I do to the products most currently advertised, unless I had specifically given my email address to them, and specifically requested/authorized them to email me that type of information). In fact if my favorite restaurant did somehow obtain my email address except from me, and send me spam, they would almost immediately cease to be my favorite restaurant - I might visit one last time, to make sure they understood that I was not coming back, and why.

      Someone buying discount coupons for a restaurant from a spam are *no less* fools than someone buying hair loss cures or diet pills.

  72. Fact checking is discouraged by allrong · · Score: 1

    I'm not surprised by the number of people that respond to spam. These are probably the same people who watch current affair programs on the commercial stations (eg ACA and Today Tonight in Australia) and believe that their reports consitute in depth analysis (Why tonight's diet is better than the last 1x10^20 we've shown you).

    Read a tabloid (or Murdoch broadsheet), watch the news, listen to the radio, watch political advertising. It's all about appealing to your base instincts (frequently anger) and not your brain.

    In my job I've seen the role of media manipulators ("communicators" and "PR people") increase in government and the sciences. The important thing for them is not to provide facts and hard information, but to provide "spin".

    People live busy lives - they don't have time to analyse thing closely now (or so we are told). Even those great doubters of everything, the university students, now have to spend all their spare time in paid jobs instead of pushing the boundries with their outrageous ideals.

    Is there any hope for the human race?

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    What is the inverse of the Matrix?
  73. Re:Hey (non-)fucker by gordgekko · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    You can call me a grammer Nazi until Al Gore finally figures he will never be president but the fact remains you criticized Republicans for being stupid and then made a stupid mistake.

    As the kids say, joo |053

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    You want to know who isn't running Firefox 2.x? They spell it "definately" and "rediculous".
  74. Filtering out wrong-language spam by billstewart · · Score: 1

    I get almost no spam in Chinese or Korean, but maybe one day in 10 I get spam in Japanese and occasionally I get spam in Hebrew or Russian. Fortunately, the stuff has ISO-standard character-set tags in the From: and Subject: lines (usually both), and since I don't read any of those languages, I can set my spam filters to discard them. It's much less crude than simply discarding anything with a Korean or Chinese IP address or domain name, though on some of my email addresses I do that also.

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    Bill Stewart
    New Fast-Compression-only CPR http://preview.tinyurl.com/dy575ks
  75. Per-Message vs. Per-Recipient Percentages by billstewart · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Those two figures aren't in conflict with each other. You can have a very small response rate per message, but spammers send billions and billions of messages to millions of people, and it's quite possible that 10% of the people have bought at least one thing at least once, even if they ignored thousands of other spams the received.

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    Bill Stewart
    New Fast-Compression-only CPR http://preview.tinyurl.com/dy575ks
  76. Riiiight! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Damnit! I consider SPAM an affront to my dignity! In addition, I notice that most SPAM is used to promote products of dubious (make that downright bullshit value). Where the hell did these numbers come from?

    And, no, I didn't RTFA. My personal experience says this is bullshit! and so is the article!

  77. The numbers don't add up by rich_r · · Score: 1
    Consider... 80 spam groups, according to spamhaus.
    That's what, 800 people, tops?
    How many people use email?

    How on earth have they survived? Riots have started over less...

  78. I met a spam customer once by billstewart · · Score: 4, Informative

    She had some cheerful business cards. Turns out she'd gotten them "free" from a web site she heard about in an email. Of course, the shipping for the 250 "free" cards cost about $7, so she ended up paying about what should would have if she'd gone to a reputable printer. My wife and I looked at each other sadly and decided it wasn't likely to be worth trying to educate her...

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    Bill Stewart
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    1. Re:I met a spam customer once by Derek+Pomery · · Score: 1

      Could you possibly be referring to VistaPrint's fairly famous $5 business card deal for 250 cards?

      While I (and many others I know) have cards from them, I've never once heard of them having a reputation for spamming. There's a difference between "heard about in an e-mail" (which could mean their mother e-mailed them an offer) and a company sending unsolicited commercial mail.

      A couple of companies I've worked at buy all their cards from VistaPrint - the main difference being they cost a bit more to order them without the VistaPrint logo on the back. So in terms of getting a shipping address to them, it wasn't even as though I was giving them one they didn't have already.

      I'm genuinely curious as to where you could get a small order of 250 custom business cards of good quality (i.e. not the perforated printout variety) , for $5 including shipping.
      Please, do educate us. :)

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    2. Re:I met a spam customer once by jayloden · · Score: 1

      what "reputable printer" do you do business with that charges 7 dollars for a set of business cards? Every time I've had cards printed, it's a minimum order of 500 and was at least 20 dollars for single color cards.

      -Jay

    3. Re:I met a spam customer once by ddent · · Score: 1

      I'm not in any way associated with them other than as a satisfied customer, but check out Overnight Prints. Great prices and phenomenal quality.

    4. Re:I met a spam customer once by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah the printers around here will do 250, but they want $50-$75 for single color.

  79. why can't people comprehend this? by airdrummer · · Score: 0

    thank you for expressing something i have always thought was blindingly obvious...i guess everyone's blinded by their p.c. anti-market mentality:-(

  80. Re:Hey (non-)fucker by soft_guy · · Score: 2, Funny

    I am very impressed by your Republican ability to find grammar errors. Please help me become a Republican so that I, too, may find grammatical errors and make tired old jokes.

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  81. Re:Hey (non-)fucker by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Potato
    Potatoe

  82. Ignore them. by NineNine · · Score: 1

    That's all I do. I've got most of CHINANET completely blackholed by my server (no IP activity allowed from several Class A subnets), and most of South Korea. Just by doing this, it cut my spam by about 90%. The rest are from zombies, but they're easy enough to catch in Thunderbird's spam catcher.

    If I'm feeling particularly fiesty, I may use SpamVampire to hammer on them for a few days, driving their bandwidth costs through the roof.

    But all in all, just block the subnets, and forget about it. If China wants to talk to my server in any way, China's gonna have to fix their spam problem.

  83. Per country? Nah. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Since most of it is indeed aimed at US residents, lets see if we can get a breakdown by state, then for the "high-offender" states, broken down by city/township.

    That way we know where most of the idiots live in this country. Re-target some of those nukes that we have far to many of here in the US, take out the idiots, and then *MAYBE* we can start making some progress here instead of being dragged back to the 1700s..

  84. By Definition by evanh23 · · Score: 1

    By definition, if someone bought something from a spam email, was it really spam in the first place?

    I would argue no, because it obviously was desired.

    1. Re:By Definition by PigleT · · Score: 1

      The definition of spam is that it's a usenet phenomenon, let's get that right for starters. The other forms of junk-mail that people talk about are either UBE or UCE, where you'll note "desire" doesn't come into it so much as unsolicited.

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  85. High average by Ucklak · · Score: 1

    In printed material marketing and cold calling, you usally get 1% to 2% return on all outbound materials. 10% will actually get the spam problem to grow with that kind of return.

    A regular 10,000 mailing advertising some service in the range of $200 or even $400 in the case of garage floor recovering WILL get a return on investment.
    Just 1% of that 10,000 piece mailing advertising a landscape contract will get at least $2000 in return business offsetting the cost of marketing and gaining a customer.

    To come even close in printed material cost vs. email blasts, you'd get millions of email addresses vs thousands and with a 10% return??!?

    If you could get 10% of a million vs 1% of 10,000; which one would you market?

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  86. dspam by SanityInAnarchy · · Score: 1

    Of course I ignore it. I have dspam.

    I actually think commercials are a bigger problem. I don't have a TiVo, and BitTorrent isn't a complete solution yet.

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  87. and while I'm at it... by SanityInAnarchy · · Score: 1

    If you aren't annoyed, I dare you to put your email address where your mouth is. Reply with an address.

    My guess is you're astroturf -- that you're actually a spammer, and you aren't annoyed because you protect your identity well.

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  88. If no-one responded to junk e-mail by iminplaya · · Score: 1

    ...and didn't buy products sold in this way, then spam would be as extinct as the dinosaurs.

    Man! Talk about repeating the obvious! I can't even remember how many flames I got for stating the exact, same thing. Let's see if people don't start doing it here, also.

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  89. A significant portion of people are stupid. by SanityInAnarchy · · Score: 1

    80% of the people who voted Republican in 2004 believe that Saddam Hussein personally ordered the September 11th attacks. Only 30% of those who voted Democrat would agree. And now we've found that 10% of people who get spam, buy from it.

    A new study conducted by me shows that 95% of the population is clinically retarted, and 100% of the education community. Furthermore, 60% of statistics in this post were made up on the spot, and 100% of the statistics in this paragraph.

    The scary part is: the first paragraph is all true.

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  90. Sure-fire Sustaining of Spam by Mulletproof · · Score: 1

    How industry Spam is sustained? SEE SIG FOR DETAILS, w00t! w00t!

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  91. Or... by RM6f9 · · Score: 1

    people could just use email services that share their ad revenue from page views... Spam me, please - I get paid to open and delete it. BWA-HAHAHA, the spam-fattened troll laughs.

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  92. Self-selected group... by anthony_dipierro · · Score: 1

    All this means is 10% of people who are willing to respond to surveys are willing to buy something advertised by spam. I wonder how they conducted the survey. Perhaps through unsolicited phone calls?

    1. Re:Self-selected group... by GHOST+OF+THE+DEEP · · Score: 1

      All this means is 10% of people who are willing to respond to surveys are willing to buy something advertised by spam. I wonder how they conducted the survey. Perhaps through unsolicited phone calls?

      yes ,but they do`nt like unsolicted phone calls

  93. Re:/. dumbshits by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Where else but on /. could a spam discussion elicit Bush-bashing.

    Pretty much anywhere else from what I've seen. Try reading message boards at the major news sites. Same thing happens there.

  94. The most amusing thing i seen working on help desk by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Ok so I take calls on a help desk. and every week or two i get a call from a customer, asking for a special spam request. They start saying I recieved this offsensive spam message. And I have descided I no longer want to receive spam. At this point i find it hard to not laugh. I proceed to tell them we have no control over who sends your emails, we can change your email address if you want. etc etc etc. Sometimes the customer gets incredibly angry that we can't just turn it off, and that we are the ones behind there spam etc. Its not like we dont try, because we run our mail servers with a pretty high anti spam protection with mutliple solutions, only a very small percentage of spam gets though.

    Its amazing to me that people compare spam to snail junk mail, and they think its something simiple like a 'no junk mail' sign could suddently make them not receive spam. I recon these are the same people who are buying stuff they receive from spam.

  95. and... by the_argent · · Score: 1

    "If no-one responded to junk e-mail and didn't buy products sold in this way, then spam would be as extinct as the dinosaurs."
    And if everyone promised that they wouldn't need cranberries on Thanksgiving, every convienence store in the U.S. could be closed. But that aint gonna happen either.

  96. mod parent funny by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    nice ayb pun

  97. Doing business with spammers should be an offence. by Tiiijpei · · Score: 0

    Just as sending (spewing) spam, buying from spammers if one is replying to a spam offer should be a criminal offence as well, just as buying contraband is a crime. It would be nice to see some of the resources put into fighting P2P for the MPAA put into fighting spammers and their supporters.

  98. An even more shocking statistic... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    50% voted for Count Chocula.

  99. Re:/. dumbshits by ErnstKompressor · · Score: 1
    Where...could a spam discussion elicit Bush-bashing.


    I thought that was what the Viagr@ was intended for...
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  100. Korea aand Chinese netblocks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That's all I do. I've got most of CHINANET completely blackholed by my server (no IP activity allowed from several Class A subnets), and most of South Korea. Just by doing this, it cut my spam by about 90%.

    I just spent 20 minutes trying to find netblock info and found this list.

    http://www.richnetworks.net/spamcontrol/asianblo ck .html

  101. Spam isn't going to go away, ever by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Consider chain letters -- no economic benefit,
    but they've been around for centuries and are
    annoying to recieve. Ancient spam. With the audience that spam gets there's always gonna be a response.

  102. the funny thing is by glsunder · · Score: 0, Troll

    the funny thing is, 1/2 the people who responded to the spam were also members of the religious right.

  103. Re:1 in 3 in the whole history of spam? Not bad. by glenebob · · Score: 1

    I think this probly nails it.

    Spam *doesn't* work. But there are plenty of companies out there willing to try it and plenty of spammers spinning the numbers right to convince companies to try it.

    Spam *does* work for the spammers, but not for anyone else. You're dead on, companies who pay to have spam sent are being scammed and the data to prove it is too hard to sift through, and so it continues.

  104. it's the jelly... by kesuki · · Score: 1

    Spam
    is clearly sustained after all this time, because of the layer of jellied fat on the top. I realize all SPAM was canned in 1933, when it was originally invented, so of course some people are mystified that all that SPAM has managed to maintain 'good' up until today... but that jellied fatlayer keeps the spam frozen in time, so it can never go bad.

  105. 1/3 of the "users"... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    One isn't a "user" of spam...

  106. spam by cg0def · · Score: 1

    I know of people that have bought stuff through emails that they received aka spam and they all regretted it. Well there are dumb people all over the place and that's why advertisements still exist. Spam is only a name for cheap and nasty new way to distribute junk mail. Well at least I don't get as much junk mail in my real mail box.

  107. Mortgage spam economics are little different by triclipse · · Score: 4, Informative
    Because with mortgage spam, the consumer is not actually buying anything. They are clicking on the link and submitting their information. In the course of litigating a California mortgage spam case, I have discovered how many layers of "lead companies" there are between the actual spammer and the end user, who is not the consumer that clicked on the link, but is rather the mortgage broker who ultimately makes the call to the consumer who clicked on the link.

    In the course of my pre-suit investigation, I did several canary traps. Just one response to one piece of spam resulted in calls from over 40 mortgage brokers. These brokers had paid between $30 and $50 dollars for that lead. They had purchased it from a "lead generator" company who had paid between $20 and $30 dollars, and these companies had in turn bought it from another lead generator company! And I haven't even reached the actual spammer yet.

    So, one response to one piece of spam funded an entire chain of companies selling leads, generating well over $1000 in income for various persons. The consumer had parted with no cash...

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    1. Re:Mortgage spam economics are little different by Anne+Thwacks · · Score: 1
      Now I understand

      a) Why I get so much spam from people who cant even spell mortgage

      b) That we have clear evidence that mortgage companies make too much profit, and have no need to spend it wisely.

      c) Why I get over 100 spams a day from companies that would never ever give me a mortgage (I don't live in America).

      Surely these lead generators cannot be any more cost effective than e-mails from African generals. Anyone dumb enough to click cannot possibly be a fit borrower!

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    2. Re:Mortgage spam economics are little different by a24061 · · Score: 1

      So would it adversely affect spam profitability if we started deliberately following those links and putting in fake names, nonexistent addresses and numbers of payphones?

    3. Re:Mortgage spam economics are little different by starman97 · · Score: 1

      I think better might be your local legislator's office,or local megacorp's executive office.

      What happens to ordinary citizens means nothing to them, but when it affects those with money or power, that's when things happen...

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    4. Re:Mortgage spam economics are little different by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Any half-assed "Lead Generation" company is going to run an address check through a place like Melissa Data, so putting in fake addresses and such is only wasting your time.

    5. Re:Mortgage spam economics are little different by triclipse · · Score: 1
      So would it adversely affect spam profitability if we started deliberately following those links and putting in fake names, nonexistent addresses and numbers of payphones?
      Absolutely it would. I have come to discover that the mortgage lead business is one of the sleaziest legal businesses around, fueled by salespersons' needs to have somebody, anybody to call.

      I am pretty sure that the first lead company to buy straight from the spammer mixes those leads with leads from other sources. However, reputation gets around in quickly in this business, so if a company's leads are consistently junk, they will lose customers.

      I am not sure how many junk leads it would take. But if you have a minute, fill out a few - it can only hurt them.

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  108. bah by floodo1 · · Score: 0

    it used to bother me, the spam i mean. and it still does in some ways (like having to worry about false positives), but spam filters are pretty good, considering that most spam is pretty similar.

    maybe im lucky, but thats my experience. so selfishly i say....

    BAH

    --man this is gonna screw my karma even more

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  109. Re:Hey (non-)fucker by rookworm · · Score: 0, Offtopic
    Grammer Nazi's

    Maybe you would do well to be apprehended by the punctuation Nazis.

    Note: I have no affiliation with Nazis and/or Republicans.

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  110. c1@lis? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    c1@lis? WTF is that?

  111. Re:Bush was voted in for a good reason by Clay+Pigeon+-TPF-VS- · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    If you had posted logged in, I would have added some fans (and some foes, but they like democratic underground).

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  112. How to get rid of Spam - permanently. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    - Collect a ton of mail addresses (or buy)
    - Go to some obscure foreign country
    - buy access to the net from an ISP that doesn't ask too many questions and tolerates spam.
    - Send out spam, advertising some kind of new penis enlargement pills or such.
    - Collect orders.
    - Send out cyanide-based pills instead. By normal snail-mail, this gives you a few days.
    - Collecting cash optional.
    - Leave the "sale" website with a message "We will do this again, and you won't know where or when". Explain this could be done with other products, not only pills.
    - Make sure this gets to the press.
    - Wipe tracks, hide.

    - If necessary, repeat once.

    Estimated single-time cost: under $5000. Estimated spam level reduction: 95%.

  113. Re:You Are Underestimating Spite by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    as a motive for responding to SPAM.

    Boss tells Humble Worker, "Don't respond to that SPAM! And, especially, don't click on that link!".

    Response from Humble Worker:

    After the Boss walks away, "CLICK!!!"!!!

  114. Re:Hey (non-)fucker by XeroPurpose · · Score: 0

    Thank you. I needed another dose of irony.

  115. *Somebody* used to send lots of spam about it by billstewart · · Score: 1

    I don't know the company's name - but I used to get lots of spam for business card printing back when I met her. It's mostly been replaced by other things, or drowned out in the other spam, or successfully filtered, or whatever, but I don't think the print shop my company's bureaucrats contract with charges more than $8-10, and the cards are good quality. I don't get to design my own - they've got our logo in one bluish color and a few lines of black text on white cardstock, and it's probably my corporate IT department that did the web form that didn't let me put a PGP key along the bottom the last time I tried.

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    1. Re:*Somebody* used to send lots of spam about it by Derek+Pomery · · Score: 1

      So, in summary.
      * You don't know the name of this company.
      * You don't know if it is the same company as you supposedly got business card spam from (not that I'm doubting you, there's every kind of spam out there, but again, this is all just speculation)
      * You think your company might be getting charged $8-10, but don't know that either. Shipping included or just cost of driving over to pick 'em up?
      * From some anonymous printshop
      * For what sounds like a single colour job.

      How silly of us for having succumbed to the wiles of online printshops. We are duly chastened.

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  116. News? by martin · · Score: 1

    I've been saying this for years. If people didn't buy from the spammers, they'd have no income and go away and annoy us in some other way.

    Or would that merely increase identity theft as they move onto the next target ???

  117. As extinct? by mpnolan · · Score: 1

    How can something be as extinct as the dinosaurs? Are there different levels of extinctness? Can one thing be just 50% as extinct as another? :)

  118. Re:Hey (non-)fucker by gordgekko · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    I'm not a Republican and I have never voted for a Republican.

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  119. Terrorists communicate via sapm! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Isn't it obvious that the apparently random strings thrown in supposedly to defeat spam filters are actually coded terrorist communications?

    Hiding signal in the noise is the game: 100 000 people get the spam, and traffic analysis will never pin down the actual intended recipient.

  120. 50% bigger?? by soundman32 · · Score: 2, Funny


    These are Americans we are talking about. If they got 50% bigger, most of them would collapse under their own gravitational pull.

    250m American blackholes in Blackburn, Oklahoma. Now they know how many American blackholes it takes to fill the Albert Hall :-)

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  121. Just what I was looking for! by dfj225 · · Score: 1

    Oooh! A bigger penis! Just what I was looking for! I'll take 300! Here is my credit card number, no my bank account number!

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    1. Re:Just what I was looking for! by TsukiKage · · Score: 1

      Well, you know it works - just think, a few years ago they were selling penis extensions, now it's peeeeeniiiiiiis extensions..

  122. Re:Hey (non-)fucker by Moderatbastard · · Score: 1, Funny
    Grammer Nazi's
    Maybe you would do well to be apprehended by the punctuation Nazis.
    Or the Spelling Nazis. Unless Grammer Nazis are some kind of right wing group affiliated to a balding actor with a Bostonian accent.
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  123. Think of the bigger picture by mordejai · · Score: 1

    If you think spam is only V14GR4 ads, it's easy to think most people won't ever buy anything from spammers.

    But in Argentina, for example, most of the spam I get is from people selling pirated software. And I must tell you, a LOT of times I've received mails offering programs I needed and didn't want to buy.

    The only reason why I didn't buy anything is that I don't want to feed the spammer business. But I really wouldn't expect everybody to do the same.

  124. Re:We all know what's next by jcaren · · Score: 1

    All I can say is that this is more ill advised
    FUD from the .gov.uk mouthpiece.

    As people I know in the legit email industry
    would tell you response rates for legitimate
    opt-in lists (existing opted in customers)
    are only ~7% or so on average - infrequently
    more but often far less.

    This percentage is often determined
    by comparing known read emails to
    respondees. Many people who use a decent
    MUA will not be included in the prior but
    may be included in the latter.

    Hell even subscription lists such as the
    sendmail (www.sendmail.org) lists are telling
    people that they are getting lots of AS bounces
    for people who confirmed opt in so just getting
    your message to 10% of confirmed opt-in'ers
    is a job these days.

    Lies, damn lies, statistics and BBC facts.

    Jacqui

  125. MUAs could help by being more understandable by mwood · · Score: 1

    For the longest time, my wife thought that she had to select the message in order to junk it, so even though she didn't actually read anything the spammer still heard his link bugs go off.

    (I never had that problem. Chalk up another victory for Pine's superior style of interaction. :-)

  126. A broker makes $2000 per mortgage by peter303 · · Score: 1

    A broker typically makes one per cent of a successful mortgage. Soemtimes the applicant pays, or when money is flush, the lender pays. So paying $20-$50 a lead is not too bad.

  127. Re:We all know what's next by OldeTimeGeek · · Score: 1
    That's because the term "opt-in" has been perverted to a degree not even seen in Newspeak.

    Opt-in used to mean that I have chosen to receive something. Now it means that I haven't yet chosen *not* to receive something.

    I'm sorry, that's a bit like saying that robbery is ok until the victim says "stop". Of course you have to use specific language and send it to an address that that may or may not exist and, oh, incidentally, it could take up to six months to process...

  128. How to not be a part of the problem: by ca1v1n · · Score: 1

    One time a spam message made it past my filters, and in the half second prior to marking it spam (which would thus delete it), I saw a reference to a product that I remembered I'd been meaning to get for a while. Left mouse button already clicked down, I dragged it away from the trash icon prior to releasing it. I examined the link, and it appeared to be a referrer link to a fairly reputable merchant that evidently hasn't yet noticed that when you get a bunch of hits from one referrer that don't actually have an http referrer, you're probably doing business with a spammer. I then went to a different merchant's website and ordered the product.

    Did spam actually do something useful? No. If all the time I've had to spend over the years dealing with spam had instead been spent doing more useful things, I probably would have noticed this product and purchased it long ago.

    A lot of people seem to think that on those rare occasions that spam advertises something appealing that it's okay to purchase from that marketer. It's not. That marketer is a drag on your time, bandwidth, disk space, and the economic interests of legitimate marketers, and happened to get fantastically lucky. But what about their discount prices? Unless the deal is a fraud (which it often is) you can usually do as well or better searching froogle, overstock.com, ebay, etc., and spending less time on the effort than it takes to read your spam.

  129. If we can do THIS as a society, SPAM would stop by doctorjay · · Score: 1

    If we could add a clause that says "no cruel and unusual punishment" cannot be applied to spammers... Then we can publically string these bastids up via their bawls and publicaly flog them... do this to one spam king and watch teh rest disappear overnight.

  130. Clicks of Interest... by http101 · · Score: 1

    ...with topics like these, why WOULDN'T I want to click on the links in spam messages?

    pr0n!

    V1@gra

    Refinance your home at a LOWER interest rate!

    Win a free iPod!

    Order tobacco products online and receive a 10% discount!!!

    0rder Ad0be Ph0t0sh0p on CD for only $10!!!!!!!

    Increase your bust size!

    Buy Omaha Steaks online and receive free wine!

    Banned #1 DVD Copy Program - Get It While You Can

    Free online virus scanner. Click here!

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  131. Believe it by aogilmor · · Score: 1

    A while back I saw a Wall Street journal article about a real waste of oxygen, a New York city man who not only didn't mind SPAM, he looked forward to it as a kid or retard would enjoy tearing through junk mail. He also bought many things through SPAM, and responded to it regularly. Just one of these guys will make up for 1000 normal people who just hit delete. I'm sure that's just what the SPAMmers bet on.

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  132. And we've got big media on our side! by fizbin · · Score: 1

    In an episode of the NBC show "Medical Investigations" several weeks ago, (it might get re-run at least once before the network cancels the show) the B plot involved a girl who had bought some "all natural diet pills" online and received tapeworm eggs. (And then had a tapeworm, which had to be killed off)

    They didn't specify whether it was spam, they just said that she bought it "off this website". But it could have been spam.

  133. length by r00t · · Score: 1

    Some women like getting poked in the cervix.
    Some women hate it. Some women can be either way,
    depending on what part of the cycle they're in.

    So I guess longer is better, because you can always
    leave part out if she wants it shallow, but that's
    kind of unsatisfying for the guy.

    Thus: add adjustable length to the wish list

  134. Re:We all know what's next by r00t · · Score: 1

    Yes, and you have to opt out from each robber
    separately. The procedures are all different too.

  135. Re:Bush was voted in for a good reason by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Bush was voted int he first time because his brother Jeb fixed the votes by having Oliphant in power and allowing thousands of votes get tossed out, the second time was due to use of Diebold machines which in a released internal memo, had stated that they gaurentee the republican parties a win.

    Do some fucking research before waving that fucking stupid flag.

  136. a name for your demographic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    I'm not a Republican and I have never voted for a Republican.
    Put succinctly, you're a "loser".
  137. Most people don't recognize spam from non-spam! by hadaso · · Score: 1

    Most people are not Slashdot users or spam activists. Most people have never spent a second trying to define spam. Anything that's promotional and they don't want is "junk".

    My wife signed up in several places to receive info about San Diego before we visited the place last month. Now we're back, and just this week I noticed that she received one of those email newsletters from a tourist board or something similar. She said she really doesn't need them any more, so I suggested she unsubscribes, so she immediately clicked the "Junk Mail" button in the webmail interface.

    What this shows is that eduated people such as my wife (she's a surgeon) don't understand a thing about spam. From her point of view she gets promotional email, and if she doesn't want it there's a button that's supposed to somehow make it so that she doesn't get future deliveries of the same stuff. She doesn't understand the consequences of this action (such as feeding incorrect info into the statistical tools that remove spam for all Hotmail users, or perhaps inclusion of the sender to blacklists that affects their communication woth other recipients). For her it's just mail she wants or mail she decided she doesn't want. (BTW, she gets almost no real spam in her Hotmail account. She gets lots of promotional stuff that she subscribed to, such as online bookstores she really buys from, and providers of professional information).

    I described just one case, but I think this is the typical case: most people never spent a second thinking about what spam is, and this explains the 10% (or 3%) figures.

  138. Re:We all know what's next by jcaren · · Score: 1

    Actually the people I am talking about use "opt in" to mean the recipients pay to be included on the mailing list - when thye get bounces it means they failed to provide a contracted service :-(

  139. Re:Bush was voted in for a good reason by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Is there a cite for this memo? That sounds like good stuff. A link or something? Thanks !

  140. How the Spam Industry is Sustained by kwilliam71 · · Score: 1

    I find this survey utterly ridiculous. Either the survey is completely flawed or it's an outright fabrication created and circulated by people who have something to gain from making congress think people want and like spam.

    Not even Superbowl commercials get that kind of return, and we love those!

    I'm surprised this even got Slashdot time... I may need to cancel my subscription. I'm loosing faith.

  141. 10% is highly suspicious by gnu-user · · Score: 1

    The article indicated that the result was shocking. I worked for a company that was competing against direct mail. A good response rate for direct mail was 2-4% (thats "response" as in "mails something back). Now, I suppose there is less "friction" involved in clicking on a link, but the notion that spam is orders of magnitude more effective then direct mail sets off the warning bells. It doesn't pass the "smell test".

    The article does not indicate sample size or methodology. Nor does it indicate much about motivation of the study. There could well be something there, but there is ample reason to doubt it.