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  1. Re:I for one welcome... on Flying Robots Made From Cellophane? · · Score: 3, Funny

    When I first read the title, I thought it said "Flying Robots Made From Cellphone".

    At least they would still be paper-thin...

  2. "And in Redmond..." on Another Microsoft Exec Joins Google · · Score: 3, Funny

    ... what? Chair throws you?

    Or should that be Soviet Redmond?

    /ducks

  3. Re:Fair pay... on Researcher Jailed for Falsifying Research · · Score: 1

    You'd get 'computers hookers' that way...

    Then again, this looks like BASIC code... so why do I bother?

  4. Re:Walmart syndrome on Google Explains ISP Rumors · · Score: 1

    Where do you live?

    Gotta move there...

  5. Re:Fair pay... on Researcher Jailed for Falsifying Research · · Score: 1

    Yeah, well... if you have few tens of thousands to spend out of a several-million-sized grant just a few days before it runs out, will you return that money or will you spend it on computers & such?

  6. Re:Fair pay... on Researcher Jailed for Falsifying Research · · Score: 4, Insightful

    You have to spend all the money you were given.

    If you manage to save some, you won't get as much the next time, and next time you might not be able to save that much.

  7. Re:Fun on Ants Use Pedometers to Find Home · · Score: 2, Funny

    There's a blacksmith in Lancre who can shoe an ant...

  8. Re:church income tax? on Internet Deconstructing State Church in Finland · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Well, give Muslims time.

    Right now they're in their, what, 14th century?

    Compare Islam in Islam's 14th century and Christianity in its 14th century.

    Not such a big difference now, is it?

  9. Re:The Bane of My Existence on Using Agile Methodologies To Make Games? · · Score: 1
    We do live in a continuous universe, you know.

    It's not continuous. It's quantum.

  10. Re:Welcome, Big Brother on Canadian ISP Shoulder Surfing · · Score: 4, Interesting
    I think it's safe to say if you've been reading Slashdot for any fair period, plenty of people are bothered by it, however that's not as important as what those of us bothered by it intend to do about it. I vote for sending in ninjas... or maybe pirates... but seriously, if people in the tech community are worried about this, then a few of us need to get elected. The Slashdot Party anyone?

    If I were American, I for one, would welcome our new Slashdot Party Overlords.

    At least the memes used here would be refreshing after the centuries-old slogans.

    On the more serious side, I think you're wrong in saying that plenty of people are bothered by it - just because we're the majority on Slashdot, it doesn't mean we have a significant mindshare in general population.
    We are few.
    And even though lots of us would like to do something, I know that no-one normal would trust me if I went into politics.
    They'd just think of me as everyone else who goes into politics.

    I have a life to live.

  11. Re:Welcome, Big Brother on Canadian ISP Shoulder Surfing · · Score: 1
    the people who live in large representatively-governed nations tend to feel safe in their system, believing that if something goes wrong with this batch of leaders they can vote the bums out next time. And for the most part they are right.

    You mean, except for the part about voting the bums out.

  12. Re:Welcome to America Junior. on Canadian ISP Shoulder Surfing · · Score: 2, Funny

    Best to "forget" them, then...

  13. Welcome, Big Brother on Canadian ISP Shoulder Surfing · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I wonder how long before people start being bothered by this kind of behaviour?

    And I don't mean us, but the majority of sheeple...

    Will it be too late then?

  14. Re:The Bane of My Existence on Using Agile Methodologies To Make Games? · · Score: 2, Insightful

    You can have it done cheap, fast or well.

    Managers mostly want cheap and fast. Engineers want well.
    And generally, you can only have one of the three.

  15. Re:The Bane of My Existence on Using Agile Methodologies To Make Games? · · Score: 5, Insightful
    Why do we constantly look for the "next big thing" when the "big thing" is simply experience?

    Because managers don't trust engineers.

    They don't understand what's going on, and yet they have to manage it.
    So they hear about a new methodology, drink it up like a common sucker drinks up Scientology, and turn it into a religion.

    Everything you don't understand you fear, and then you turn it into a religion.
    All too common behaviour, all throughout our history.

    If they tried to understand it all instad, they probably wouldn't be managers; they'd be engineers.

    Most people don't care about how things work; they only want them to work and to work always.

    Magic-minded lot, all of them.

  16. Re:Unpredictable on Dealing with Phishing · · Score: 2, Funny

    Why does this remind me of FaceXpaces?

  17. Re:Unpredictable on Dealing with Phishing · · Score: 1

    You mean sceneagers?

    Of course you can pay me never ever to mention sceneagers again.

    Lemme see...

    1. Put sceneagers in your sig.
    2. Demand money to remove them.
    3. ??? (Obligatory)
    4. Profit!!11threepluseight

    Better than the bunny.

  18. Re:Laugh or Cry on Immaturity Level Rising in Adults · · Score: 1

    It does prevent bad things from happening.

    Not the actual events, but the bad things that can happen to your psyche as consequence.

  19. Re:Laugh or Cry on Immaturity Level Rising in Adults · · Score: 1

    Coping, defending... call it what you like.

    And it is therapeutic. Way more than talking to a shrink. Believe you me.

  20. Re:The next logical step on Mixing brain cells and nanodots · · Score: 1

    Their tails are worth 1 gp apiece.

    We can set bounties on them.

    At least until Ankh-Morporkians hear of it, invade Planescape and start farming the rats for their tails.

    My brain hurts.

  21. Re:Laugh or Cry on Immaturity Level Rising in Adults · · Score: 5, Insightful

    There is a reason why most stand-up comedians are people with a hard personal history.

    Humour, cynicsm, sarcasm... all defence mechanisms.

  22. Re:an amazing promise on WinFS Gets the Axe · · Score: 1

    Don't worry, everyone does that.

  23. Re:The next logical step on Mixing brain cells and nanodots · · Score: 1

    Yes, fun.

    Cranium rats. Just what we need.

    If there are four or more in one place, they can cast spells, y'know?

  24. Re:What reason to buy? on WinFS Gets the Axe · · Score: 1

    Well, I hope at least a part of the users will get a bit better-informed about the dreaded DRM.

    Maybe - just maybe - they decide to use something different.

  25. Re:Hehe on WinFS Gets the Axe · · Score: 1

    Of course it's not redundant.

    First they release it as a part of database software. That'll take, oh, dunno, maybe 10 GB out of your hard drive.

    Then they'll work on getting all the bugs out... ok, most of the bugs out... well, some at least...

    Vista needs at least 20 GB of disk space just for the basic install... add 20 GB for the improved and bug-free database... 20 for other improvements that have been axed before...
    I'd have to get bigger disks just to install the damned thing.

    It's all a conspiracy. Microsoft is in league with HDD manufacturers.

    See? A perfectly logical explanation.