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  1. Simple Suggestion on Ask Slashdot: Software To Help Stay On Task? · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Turn your wifi connection off. After the first few 404's you'll be surprised as how much work you'll get done.

  2. Shooting your own "Hoarders" episode on Ask Slashdot: Projects For a Heap of Tech Junk? · · Score: 1

    And putting it on YouTube.

  3. Funny on Texas Declares War On Robots · · Score: 2

    I had Texas pegged as building the biggest, meanest, most picture-takingest robots that you ever damn saw, son.

  4. The cool guy with the convertible on 3-D Printed Car Nears Production · · Score: 1

    will soon be reclassified as the dumb schmuck who ran out of ink.

  5. Vulcan orbits Pluto on Trekkies Vote 'Vulcan' Into the Solar System · · Score: 1

    And Pluto orbits William Shatner.

  6. Takeaway: You might be a pirate on Pirate Bay Shifts Connections From Sweden To Ease Heat on Pirate Party · · Score: 2, Funny

    But don't f*ck with ABBA.

  7. Mercy on Human Rights Watch: Petition Against Robots On the Battle Field · · Score: 1

    There have been many situations where you've had humans in on the ground, one gets killed, and the slain soldier's buddies snap and decide to massacre an entire village. I'm not really sure what part of merciful warfare autonomous robots are threatening.

  8. How To Not Be Seen on al-Qaeda's 22 Tips and Tricks To Dodge Drones · · Score: 2

    "In this film we hope to show how not to be seen. This is Mr. Mohammed Quadrallah of 2345 Ibn Ali Avenue, Lashkar Gah, Helmand province, Afghanistan. He can not be seen. Now I am going to ask him to take the carpet off his pickup truck. Mr. Quadrallah, will you please take the carpet off."

    (In the distance Mr Quadrallah takes off a pile of carpets from a pickup truck, which is followed by a drone strike followed by Wilhelm scream)

    "This demonstrates the value of not being seen."

  9. Stryker on US Stealth Jet Has To Talk To Allied Planes Over Unsecured Radio · · Score: 1

    My favorite High Cost Military Equipment With Low Cost Achilles heel story is about the Stryker armored vehicle. The Pentagon spends ~$200,000 to put the M151 remote machine gun mount on the Stryker APC to avoid a crewman being exposed to enemy fire while operating the .50 cal machine gun. But if that solider runs out of the standard load of 200 rounds of ammo they have climb outside vehicle and expose themselves to enemy fire to reload the weapon.

  10. When a naked Bar Rafaeli covered in honey on Laser Intended For Mars Used To Detect "Honey Laundering" · · Score: 1, Offtopic

    appears on your doorstep and wants to have mindblowing sex with you, you can zap her with a powerful mars laser, call her out as a fraud slathered in high fructose corn syrup, and send her on her way.

  11. Sculpting With Genetic Material on Portrait Sculptures From Genetic Material · · Score: 3, Funny

    How many of you immediately thought of that scene from "There's Something About Mary"?

  12. Hudson Hawk Time on Ask Slashdot: What Features Belong In a 'Smartwatch'? · · Score: 1

    Even if it doesn't accurately tell time, you could have it constantly play MP3 files of songs with known times. If it's 5:00PM when Train's Hey Soul Sister (3:37) starts, at the end of the song you know it's 5:03:37PM. Then Ke$ha's c'mon (3:22 radio edit version) starts playing, and at the end you know it's 5:06:59PM. And so on.

  13. Re:Colbert's Law Of Physics on Fox News: US Solar Energy Investment Less Than Germany Because US Has Less Sun · · Score: 2

    And quickly too, before it develops thermonuclear capabilities.

  14. Colbert's Law Of Physics on Fox News: US Solar Energy Investment Less Than Germany Because US Has Less Sun · · Score: 4, Funny

    The sun has a well-known liberal bias, therefore the US gets less sunlight than a socialist European welfare state.

  15. Re:Backpackers would know this on Rich Countries Suffer Less Malware, Says Microsoft Study · · Score: 2, Funny

    I use these establishments only to plug my notebook into a ethernet jack, but a non-insignificant amount of times, to ask to use your own computer instead of their infectious, malware-ridden machines evokes suspicion that are you are some kind of hacker terrorist and they want you to leave.

    Extending and embracing your analogy, it's like bringing your own hooker to a truckstop and they want you to leave because they think you're a pimp.

  16. She'll have to wait on German Science Minister Stripped of Her PhD · · Score: 4, Funny

    Until she can copy off someone else's letter of appeal.

  17. That's awesome! on Life After MS-DOS: FreeDOS Keeps On Kicking · · Score: 3, Funny

    If only I hadn't used all my 5.25" floppies trying to decapitate attacking zombies...

  18. Only a child on Microsoft Wants Computer Science Taught In UK Primary Schools · · Score: 1

    could fill a $5000/yr position requiring 20 years of CouchDB experience and expert fluency in thirty different programming languages.

  19. Re:I think there is a lesson in this on Hacker Faces 105 Years In Prison After Blackmailing 350+ Women · · Score: 1

    If people exercised natural common sense on the Internet, Slashdot would be a very boring place and we wouldn't probably even be having this conversation.

  20. Sounds like on North Korea Announces 3rd Nuclear Test, Anti-US Aims · · Score: 1

    they had a blast.

  21. Start your weighed down engines on Java Vs. C#: Which Performs Better In the 'Real World'? · · Score: 1

    Seeing arguments over which bytecode/interpreted language is faster is like see two drivers at a tractor pull arguing which of their machines pulling a multi-ton sled most resembles a ferrari.

  22. Mandatory Slashdot Open Source Post on DHS Steps In As Regulator for Medical Device Security · · Score: 1

    Or they could take the money assigned to DHS for medical device security and instead design a universal open-source electronic medical records system where security is maintained constant peer review and no one company has a monopoly on EMR's system.

    I know, I know. You can stop laughing now.

  23. Re:Odd choice of name.... on Meet "Ophelia," Dell's Plan To Reinvent Itself · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Naming a product that's supposed to save your business after one of literature's most prominent suicides probably seemed like a good idea at the time.

  24. Re:Mannequin Attack on Anonymous Files Petition To Make DDoS Legal Form of Protest · · Score: 3, Insightful

    If DDOS is more akin to walking into the foyer of Congress armed to the teeth, holding everyone hostage, until Congress agrees to the hostage-taker's demands, then wouldn't that make John Boehner more akin to a script kiddie who uses LOIC?

  25. Re:WTF is BI? on Pentaho and Jaspersoft: Good Alternatives To Bigger-Name Software? · · Score: 2

    BI puts people like you into a OLAP cube and tells us what are the two largest quartiles of major metropolitan areas where people were too lazy to click on TFA and how many Starbucks in those areas which also happened to sell "Super-Pay-Attention Kenyan Ultra Blend" beans took a loss on that particular item.