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  1. TI calculators are an essential for programming on Ask Slashdot: Replacing a TI-84 With Software On a Linux Box? · · Score: 1

    TI Basic will make you grateful for any other language you will ever program in no matter how much that other language sucks more than your favorite one.

  2. In summary on James Cameron Spills the Details From His Deep Dive · · Score: 1

    He found lots of water.

  3. Re:Propaganda on Iran Claims To Have Downed Another US Drone · · Score: 2

    Or they'll parade around the drone on TV giving it premium fuel and coercing it to look grateful in an attempt to show how benevolent they are to their prisoners.

  4. Re:Which begs the question... on Voyager 1, So Close To Interstellar Space That We Can Taste It! · · Score: 1

    Tasty Wheat.

  5. First Impression on First Direct Image of DNA Double Helix · · Score: 1

    DNA is a pipe cleaner.

  6. Bang! Zoom! on Carl Sagan Was On US Team To Nuke the Moon · · Score: 1

    To the moon, Brezhnev!

  7. If everyone in a crowded room ran the app on PressureNET 2.1 Released: the Distributed Barometer Network For Android · · Score: 1

    You could theoretically pinpoint SBD malefactors in real time.

  8. At the end of the day on Ask Mark Shuttleworth Anything · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    When you make a well thought out UI design tradeoff decision that angers traditionalist unix geeks who don't get the fundamentals of interaction design, does their reaction make you feel immensely satisfied or does it make you feel disturbed? Or some of both?

  9. I never thought I'd see the day on Google Glass Could Be the Virtual Dieting Pill of the Future · · Score: 5, Funny

    Where Google would be peddling pills that increase size.

  10. Re:I really hope... on What "Earth-Shaking" Discovery Has Curiosity Made on Mars? · · Score: 4, Funny

    I do not like green cheese, SAM I am.

  11. He told a little story on John McAfee Launches Blog, Offers $25K Reward For "Real Killers" · · Score: 3, Funny

    It sounded well rehearsed
    Four days on the run and he was dying of thirst
    The brew was in my hand and he was on my tip
    His voice was hoarse, his throat was dry, he asked me for a sip

    "My name is McAfee, I got a license to kill
    I think you know what time it is, it's time to get ill
    Now what do we have here? An outlaw and his beer?
    I run this land, you understand? I made myself clear"

  12. Re:How much for mod services? on World's First 3D Printing Photo Booth · · Score: 2

    You should dump your girlfriend for a more easily inflatable furry version.

  13. Foreman on Judge To Review Whether Foreman In Apple v. Samsung Hid Info · · Score: 4, Funny

    Probably wanted to steal Apple's patented swipe-to-grill gesture.

  14. NK $p4m on The Information Age: North Korean Style · · Score: 3, Funny

    Lulz @ cptl$m. KrlMrx 4eva. Ma0 MTSBWY.

  15. State Laws on Pull Lever, Don't Snap Shutter: It May Be Illegal To Post Your Ballot · · Score: 1

    And thus began the meme of taking photograph a photograph of your ballot having your feet of the ground with three other people who are spitting at horses and winking at publicly unshaven females whom they are unacquainted with who serve wine in teacups and who won't call them "master" when out on a date.

  16. He should sell out on Should a Teenage Entrepreneur Sell Out To Facebook? · · Score: 3, Interesting

    And have plenty of beer money for when he goes to college.

  17. Developer PAC on Ask Slashdot: What Would It Take For Developers To Start Their Own Union? · · Score: 1

    What developers really need is a well-financed PAC with the money and teeth to make the US Chamber of Commerce look like Pollyanna.

  18. Supermassive Black Holes And Volcanos on Killer Asteroids Are Good For Life · · Score: 1

    Are also theorized as necessary for life on earth because all that loose hydrogen formed the Milky Way galaxy around Sagittarius A* and volcanos spread sulfur-based amino acids necessary for early life. Hurricanes, earthquakes, and tsunamis are probably also necessary for life in some way we don't yet understand.

    In conclusion, if something is extremely detrimental to life, it's probably also necessary for it.

  19. Re:Boobies on D&D Monster Study Proves Eyes Have It · · Score: 2

    Maybe you need a woman with jiggly eyes.

  20. I find that eyes without a face on D&D Monster Study Proves Eyes Have It · · Score: 1

    have got no human grace.

  21. Drone Pro/Con on More Drones Set To Use US Air Space · · Score: 4, Funny

    Pro: A drone could deliver you a pizza from your favorite joint across town during rush hour in five minutes.
    Con: It could also deliver hellfire missiles if you don't tip the operator.

  22. Re:Stupid headline, stupid conclusion. on Are Teachers Headed For Obsolescence? · · Score: 2

    Maybe he's had 31 phenomenal teachers and he's counting in binary.

  23. Re:Suspicious on How To Hug a Chicken Via the Internet · · Score: 4, Funny

    I hear that cock tastes like chicken.

  24. Perhaps on 72% of Xbox 360 Gamers Approve of "More Military Drone Strikes" · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The gamers understand it's unrealistic to expect civilians not to get killed, and the best that you can really do in any war is to not go out of your way to kill them like the Nazi's did.

  25. Obvious advantages on One Screen, Multiple Views · · Score: 1

    This would make pR0n more of a social activity.