So....many....fart jokes....must...resist urge...to...So after all the hype, 1st contact ends up being an alien saying "Come on, pull my finger.".....couldn't....stop...bad....joke....brain....ca n't...process.......all....too...many....
#3. Anybody who is in any way affiliated with the new Burger King commercials.
My 3 favorite Simpsons quotes.
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Im sure there are better ones, but these are the ones that stand out for me...
#1. Ralph (To Lisa ): Uh... so... do you like... stuff?
#2. Apu: Please do not offer my god a peanut.
#3. Bart: It's valuable, huh?! Comic Book Guy: Ooh, your powers of deduction are exceptional. I can't allow you to waste them here when there are so many crimes going unsolved at this very moment. Go, go, for the good of the city.
What will be funny is when the "Grey Goo" ecophagy theory plays itsself out and the people at Google figure out a way to search the nanobots blanketing the earth and patent it. And yes, it will be called "Grey Goo-gle".
I see that Slashdot posters have went from imaginary girlfriends to imaginary wives. Wait, now I'm a poster....Well, I have an imaginary booty call paging me, gotta go.
Being a geek, I will of course get the implant. Though I know it will just be a matter of time before some 12 year old Brazilian kid hacks my head and I'm walking around shouting "GoldenPalace.com" like I have Tourette's syndrome.
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There are 3 people left on earth who don't have a Gmail account?! Time to put those invites back on ebay.
So....many....fart jokes....must...resist urge...to ...So after all the hype, 1st contact ends up being an alien saying "Come on, pull my finger." .....couldn't....stop...bad....joke....brain....ca n't ...process.......all....too...many....
No WiFi where "I" live, but the frikin Island of Misfit Toys has a hot spot. That's just great.
Well, my wife does. It can sort of shapeshift. It is plastic as well and if anybody but me or her see it it becomes a "Back Massager".
Maybe some kind of regulation that makes it impossible to serve or download anything by Ashley Simpson?
Also a regulation that she stops "singing".
#1. Jack & Kelly Osbourne
#2. Kirstie Ally
#3. Anybody who is in any way affiliated with the new Burger King commercials.
Im sure there are better ones, but these are the ones that stand out for me...
#1. Ralph (To Lisa ): Uh... so... do you like... stuff?
#2. Apu: Please do not offer my god a peanut.
#3. Bart: It's valuable, huh?!
Comic Book Guy: Ooh, your powers of deduction are exceptional. I can't allow you to waste them here when there are so many crimes going unsolved at this very moment. Go, go, for the good of the city.
What will be funny is when the "Grey Goo" ecophagy theory plays itsself out and the people at Google figure out a way to search the nanobots blanketing the earth and patent it. And yes, it will be called "Grey Goo-gle".
I see that Slashdot posters have went from imaginary girlfriends to imaginary wives. Wait, now I'm a poster....Well, I have an imaginary booty call paging me, gotta go.
Being a geek, I will of course get the implant. Though I know it will just be a matter of time before some 12 year old Brazilian kid hacks my head and I'm walking around shouting "GoldenPalace.com" like I have Tourette's syndrome.