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  1. Re:Three steps to a better world on A $100 Million Trip to the Moon · · Score: 0

    Baikonur: OK, Linus, you need to switch on the retro-rockets to enter lunar orbit.
    LT: which button is that?
    Baikonur: use your command line.
    LT: what's the command?
    Baikonur: try man.
    LT: man what?
    Baikonur: try man -k.
    LT: i see grav & pbmtomatrixortibal.
    Baikonur: try grav.
    LT: okay, i typed in grav -no-decay.
    Baikonur: aw, that's bad.
    LT: what do you mean?
    Baikonur: should have typed in grav -decay.
    LT: can I undo?
    Baikonur: this aint windows.

  2. Re:Three steps to a better world on A $100 Million Trip to the Moon · · Score: 0

    Baikonur: OK, Linus, you need to switch on the retro-rockets to enter lunar orbit. LT: which button is that? Baikonur: use your command line. LT: what's the command? Baikonur: try man. LT: man what? Baikonur: try man -k. LT: i see grav & pbmtomatrixortibal. Baikonur: try grav. LT: okay, i typed in grav -no-decay. Baikonur: aw, that's bad. LT: what do you mean? Baikonur: should have typed in grav -decay. LT: can I undo? Baikonur: this aint windows.

  3. Re:In other news... on Mac OS X Drives Grand Challenge Entry · · Score: 0

    CosmeticLobotamy said: I love OSX and everything, but this isn't exactly something to be proud of. ------ Wouldn't you just say "I love everything"? bit redundant to say "I love OSX and everything", isn't it?

  4. Re:Meanwhile... on Mac OS X Drives Grand Challenge Entry · · Score: 0

    Linux car could comprehend the man pages to start the vehicle.

    Windows car move about three feet, bought out the the entire terrain, and declared itself the winner.

    Tiger car decided that it was too pretty to race around the desert.

    Solaris car declared itself exctinct and jumped into the la brea tar pit.

    Vista car was too busy thinking of a new name for itself.

  5. Re:Don't dog Dell on HP Fires Father of OOP · · Score: 0

    Nothing particularly creative, it's a very straightforward and unimaginative approach that is mainly successful due to the general lack of innovation in the computer industry.

    There are different types of innovation, from tech, to music, and yes, to business processes. That's where dell, microsoft, and wal-mart shine.

  6. Those wacky chinese on More Evidence for Tabletop Fusion · · Score: 1, Funny

    First, it's table tennis, now it's table fusion. Next thing you know, they'll be waiting on tables at my local chinese restaurant. man, this internet thing is great.

  7. InterStella on How Episode IV Should Have Ended · · Score: 1

    Yeh... I had to break off with her after I found out all the entire death star had done her.

  8. there is only 1 license on Open-source Licensing: BSD or GPL? · · Score: 1

    MOYAL - Microsoft owns your as* license.