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  1. Cyberbullying on Bill Would Declare Your Blog a Weapon · · Score: 1

    Causing psychological harm, impacting academic performance and safety... with a computer.

    Why prevent it in a bill? It clearly satisfies the necessary innovation for a PATENT!

  2. Re:So how much for AOL? on Time Warner To Spin Off AOL · · Score: 1

    You can buy the whole company for Free*!

    * You'll still have to give them your CC number for identification purposes, of course.

  3. Re:Unprintable expletive? on Russian Manned Space Vehicle May Land With Rockets · · Score: 1

    The bit about the "unprintable expletive" is a direct grab from the first article. BBC News didn't print it in the first place.

    You didn't seriously think a slashdot editor actually checked a summary, did you? :)

  4. Re:News flash! on US Declares Public Health Emergency Over Swine Flu · · Score: 5, Funny

    YOU all are going to die. I'm moving to Madagascar.

  5. Re:I'm a Linux user... on "Apple Tax" Report Backfires On Microsoft · · Score: 1

    He owns his own house, but doesn't live in it!

  6. Re:Of course on Jack Thompson Spams Utah Senate, May Face Legal Action · · Score: 1

    Jack Thompson is a slug, but i doubt he's using magic email lists that you can't remove yourself from.

    They make ones where you can?

  7. Re:Hmmmmm on Worst Working Conditions You Had To Write Code In? · · Score: 1

    Do you have any idea how hard it is to code with a beautiful naked woman throwing herself at you?

    I know how hard it is to code while contemplating such a thing!

  8. Re:why are passwords even allowed? on The Low-Intensity, Brute-Force Zombies Are Back · · Score: 3, Funny

    "aplay -t raw" for the truly over-the-edge!

  9. Re:Why even use machines on Voting Machines and 'Calibration Drift' · · Score: 1

    All the stories I've read concerning the state certifications of electronic voting machines remind me of Crow's line from the MST3k movie:

    "Well, believe me, Mike, I calculated the odds of this succeeding versus the odds I was doing something incredibly stupid, and... I went ahead anyway."

    Highly visible flaws are found about a touchscreen, crashes, or a backdoor or something, then dismissed via declarations of "it will be fixed" and "we'll workaround it." I gather that the "advantages" of these machines are abstract promises of "moving toward the future," "looking hip," and possibly "cash under the table."

  10. Re:Sure on Australian Study Says Web Surfing Boosts Office Productivity · · Score: 1

    What? You labour in an open-topped fabric-covered doorless half-height cube? Good god, that's barbaric!

    It's not that bad; it has free internet!

  11. Re:Oh well on Warner Bros. Acquires The Pirate Bay · · Score: 1

    It is believable, a WB exec being as unsavvy about piracy as he would be about anime.

  12. Re:This is a violation of my privacy. on Slashdot Launches User Achievements · · Score: 1

    Put away your straw man. I'm sure this is for entertainment purposes only, and no sensible third party would ever take a half-baked Slashdot "feature" seriously.

    Now, on another topic, I see that you've achieved a greater Days Read In A Row than me. Would you like to buy my speed-reading service?

    Note: Non-serious reply to non-serious post, mainly because I've no mod points to give.

  13. Re:Wow... on Mississippi Passes Law To Ban Traffic Light Cameras · · Score: 1

    For what it's worth(lol anecdotal evidence), I once had to wait for a deceptively very long and slow moving semi while turning left out of an intersection. Light had turned yellow just as he entered. Probably red for a full second before he got out.

    Debate of my own driving sense aside, I was definitely photographed(saw the flashes) with a visible plate and never got any ticket. It's possible there's some degree of sanity behind our cameras.

  14. Re:allowed??? on Diebold Election Audit Logs Defective · · Score: 1

    The HAVA set that standard for all voting systems in federal elections, not just electronic ones. The scantron ballots we use, for example, are by far my favorite method for various reasons, but they can certainly misidentify a bubble.

  15. Re:Old news... on Automation May Make Toll Roads More Common · · Score: 1

    Illinois interstates are also famous for their "Open Road Tolling" I-Pass lanes, which, up until recently, featured big blue signs providing a daily reminder of who the current governor was.

    The tech in the article is already being done here to some degree -- if your vehicle of choice is registered with I-Pass and your transponder doesn't work (or you forgot it or something), your plate gets traced and your account gets a 'vToll' instead. You can do this some limited number of times before they start counting as violations.

  16. Re:In this house we obey the laws of thermodynamic on MIT Team Creates Shock That Recharges Your Car · · Score: 1

    "Illinois... flat scenery, not so flat roadery."

  17. Re:Bill Gates? on Microsoft Accused of Squandering Billions On R&D · · Score: 2, Funny

    Nope. He's just a chareholder. *rimshot*

    Thank you, I'll be here all week.

  18. Re:iMusic industry news on Behind the Scenes In Apple Vs. the Record Labels · · Score: 3, Funny

    Apple Corps

    Baltimorps!

  19. Re:Microsoft Sucks Checklist on Bill Gates' Plan To Destroy Music, Note By Note · · Score: 5, Funny

    Try brand new "DEADBEEF(tm)!" And delicious "BAADF00D(tm)!"

  20. Re:Microsoft Sucks Checklist on Bill Gates' Plan To Destroy Music, Note By Note · · Score: 4, Funny

    Aerodynamic chairs - check

  21. Re:Fixed on Class Teaches Nerds Social Skills · · Score: 1

    Here's all I needed to know:

    ... Potsdam University ... IT courses ... taught by a superficial model ... the end.

  22. Re:Dummest Phishers ever? on Do Twitter Phishing Scams Herald the End of Microblogs? · · Score: 1

    The difference is that the villain is after the victim's friends who may have things like spam filters in place.

    Friendly Trust + Filter Circumvention -> Website Traffic -> Ad Revenue.

  23. Re:Airtran Blows on Overzealous AirTran Boots 9 Passengers Off · · Score: 1

    But hey, think on those low fares while you're eating the pretzels... the wrappers they give you remind you about it like, six times.

    Okay, being a flight noob, I didn't have well-set standards and was happy just to touch ground again. My more experienced relatives, on the other hand, were not so pleased about having to stay seated in a defective plane while a working one is being found. Or the wait/handling at baggage. Or our return passes having no gate on them. Or being told a gate that was across the terminal from the correct one.

    I always thought this stuff was par for the course no matter who you chose. :E

  24. Re:Do the math... on Start Saving To Buy Your Space Shuttle Now · · Score: 1

    "Supposin' two Saturn V's carried it together!"
    "Naww, they'd have to have it on a line!"

  25. Re:So.. on Barack Obama Is One Step Closer To Being President · · Score: 1

    She's invisible, too!