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  1. What bait do you use? on Rescue Mission For European Space Industry · · Score: 1

    Or did you mean bated breath...

  2. Ignorant on Comet Hunting For The Masses · · Score: 0

    "past time" --> passtime

  3. What a superb parody site! on Apple Deals with Devil, Communists · · Score: 2, Interesting

    For me, the giveaways are:-
    The fictitious university,
    The glaring errors in the Game Theory section,
    The sheer stupidity of the opinions. This has to be deliberate, as actual stupid people are not that literate.

    I only respect the opinions of others if I think they are right. Clue, not you God Squad.

  4. New picture of horse's arse. on Clearest Photos Ever Of Horsehead Nebula · · Score: 1

    What a screw! The link goes to a web site with a low res picture and they want you to subscribe to some crappy printed magazine from Tonbridge, I mean disgusted or what?

    Has anyone got a decent 1600x1200 of this we can download without bothering these wankers?

  5. A pedant writes on Polar Detector Spots Neutrinos · · Score: 1

    "It's" means "it is".

  6. Re:FP RegEx on Internet Searching Using Regular Expressions? · · Score: 1

    Try some of these... http://www.leidenuniv.nl/ub/biv/specials.htm

  7. Splir mashdown. on Guess When Mir Will Splash · · Score: 1

    2001-03-21 15:42:42
    the 42's are obvious really...

  8. Mir ETA on Guess When Mir Will Splash · · Score: 1

    2001/03/21 15:42:42
    Probably.

  9. Terrorists ate my computer. on Nasty Bad Men Are Using Encryption · · Score: 1

    Here's how it works: Each image, whether a picture or a map, is created by a series of dots. Inside the dots are a string of letters and numbers that computers read to create the image. A coded message or another image can be hidden in those letters and numbers.

    Well, I got a magnifying glass, and it didn't help, so I looked at my screen with a microscope. It's true! Each dot on the screen contains strings of letters and numbers. And each of those characters is made up of dots... Who knows what those could contain? I think I saw a plot to elect an idiot somewhere...

  10. Non-white racists on Plastic Valley? · · Score: 1

    Some of the things Ken Hom says about europeans are pretty offensive

  11. See also edificeering... on Infiltration · · Score: 1

    ...this being the noble art of climbing the exteriors of (usually university) buildings, mostly at night. Maximum points if you could leave a chamber pot on the top...

  12. It's happening again... on Where Do Open Source Developers Hide Their Resumes? · · Score: 1

    "It's" means "it is".
    "Its" means "of or pertaining to it".

  13. Forget the clock speed! on Intel Says 10GHz By 2005 · · Score: 2

    In fact, forget the clock. The purpose of the clock is to slow the system down! A huge amount of the circuitry of modern CPUs is devoted to getting the clock to synchronise everything. Asynchronous circuitry doesn't waste all that space, and goes faster. Exits, muttering something about a new paradigm...

  14. Blindingly obvious research on Sleeplessness Impairs Memory · · Score: 1

    My Mum told me this 45 years ago.

    I was going to apply for a grant to do blindingly obvious research, but I forgot. My thesis was to have been called "Starvation and eventual surcease in the food-deprived."

  15. Friendly fire on Unmanned (But Armed) Aircraft Experiments In 2001 · · Score: 2

    I imagine that "The Economist" was referring to the American habit of shooting up its allies on the ground, rather than the marginally less frequent shooting own aircraft, flying through cable railways, crashing Harriers with no reason at all, but as usual, irony flies over the American head.

  16. Bring back the dodo! on Is Extinction Only Temporary? · · Score: 1

    Yes, but there are quite well preserved dodos in several Natural History Museums. It should not be too hard to get DNA from the feathers or feet. And remember, the dodo is extinct because it tasted lovely. Dodoburgers anyone?

  17. Identifying music styles on Using Fractals To Classify Music · · Score: 1

    My youngest brother wrote a program to do this, in Z80 Assembler, including a very nicely coded Fast Fourier Transform. It ran on a Sinclair Spectrum, and the music was fed in via the tape interface. This was at least ten years ago. As I remember, Vanilla Fudge was really easy to detect...

  18. JATO rocket car urban legend on Quickies 2:Electric Bugaloo · · Score: 1

    This hardly counts as news. I read that site about a year ago, I think. Now a Beowolf cluster of Linux penguins attached to a JATO, overclocked, and found on the Moon, THAT would be news...

  19. Me too! on Social/Technological Implications Of Nanotech? · · Score: 1

    I'm writing some documentation. Would some of you please do it for me?

  20. Well, a photon has zero inertial rest mass. ... on Practical Gravity Shielding for Spacecraft? · · Score: 1

    Do photons ever keep still enough for this to occur? I thought they went around at about "c"...

  21. Prior use on Is "coke.ch" A Violation of Coca-Cola's (tm)? · · Score: 1

    When I ask my coal merchant for half a dozen sacks of coke, I do not expect either white powder or a brown drink of indeterminate flavour. Coke is a black lumpy substance that has been produced from coal for quite a long time.

  22. Amazing invention! on Wormhole Generator (Kinda) Patented · · Score: 1

    I should like to know what sort of plant's growth this would be used to accelerate. I think the inventor has been rolling it in paper tubes and lighting it...

  23. Re:Compiler Design Texts on Good Books on Compiler Programming? · · Score: 1

    Try "Writing Interactive Compilers and Interpreters" by P Brown. It doesn't go into huge detail, but warns agains all major pitfalls, and gives excellent hints on making your compilers usable. Aho Sethi and Ullman is very good, and nothing in it has stopped working due to age!

  24. Checking to see if pi terminates or repeats... on Top 500 Supercomputers · · Score: 1

    No need, it definitely doesn't.

  25. Oh really! on The Future of Computing · · Score: 1

    Go into an exam.
    Answer the questions you would have liked to see.
    Ignore the actual questions.
    Do you pass?