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  1. he woz different on I, Woz · · Score: 4, Funny

    "My goal wasn't to make a ton of money. It was to build good computers. I only started the company when I realized I could be an engineer forever."

    I woz truly blown away by this statement.

  2. Typosquatter gone Extinct on Microsoft 'URL Tracer' Hunts Typosquatters · · Score: 5, Funny

    And here we have the Typosquatter, a theropod dinosaur, roughly between the early punchcards and their ultimate culmination in the Domain-Squatting dinosaurs. It lived between 1 to 13 years ago, in the Windows Ages.
    Of the early Internet period, though one unknown species is from the very late Typewriter period. The various Typosquatter species are bulky omnivores, ranging from approximately 2 to 3 metres (5-8 feet) in height, and averaging about 235 pounds in weight.
    Its most distinctive feature was the uncanny ability to take on the likeness of other domains, likely used for trapping its fumbling prey and for phishing scams. It was recently hunted to extinction by Tyrannus Microsoftus using its most effective method of capture, the 'URL Tracer.'

  3. Hands tied on Ambidextrous Linux/Windows Virus · · Score: 1

    'It's important for enterprises to be aware of such issues and implement anti-virus tools for protecting non-Windows operating systems if they haven't done so already,' Ullrich said.

    Sorry, I got my hands too tied up with the Ambidextrous virus to be implementing any tools right now!

  4. Re:Sheesh, what a day on Former BSA VP Confirmed as Tech Undersecretary · · Score: 4, Funny

    I need half a bottle of Valium just to read /. anymore.

    Sorry, your Scientologist pharmacist won't be providing that to you any more because he has found it is against his religion. You'll just have to fly to Canada to read /.

  5. Re:Text Message on FDA Questions Swedish Cell Phone Cancer Study · · Score: 1

    That's why I only use text messaging on my cell phone. But I'm sure my thumb cancer is unrelated.

    Don't worry, I think you got that from your Crackberry.

  6. Copyright Lobbyists now part of the US Govt? on Former BSA VP Confirmed as Tech Undersecretary · · Score: 5, Informative

    From a ZDNet Aug.1, 2005 Declan McCullagh article titled , Copyright lobbyists strike again
    The Central American nations participating in CAFTA must also:
    - Permit software patents
    - Extend copyright protection to "70 years after the author's death"
    - Ban the "manufacture" or "export" of any hardware or software that could decode encrypted satellite TV signals
    - Offer "online public access to a reliable and accurate" WhoIs database of domain name registration details

    It's true that these may be ideas beloved by the Bush administration and business lobbyists, but they have far more to do with special-interest lobbying than traditional notions of free trade.

    In reality, they're simply the latest in a string of victories that copyright lobbyists have managed to accumulate in the last decade--under both Democratic and Republican presidents--through adept work at influencing the arcane process of treaty drafting.

    Negotiating below the radar "We push for that in trade agreements and treaties and bilateral" agreements, Robert Cresanti, vice president for public policy at the Business Software Alliance, told me last week. Members of his group include Adobe Systems, Cisco Systems, Dell, Hewlett-Packard, IBM, Intel and Microsoft.

  7. People who worry less live longer on Cleaner Air Adds To Global Warming · · Score: 1, Flamebait

    Don't worry about ANYTHING ANYMORE! Not the environment, not the government, and not the virii.
    Trust me, you will live a happier, longer life.

  8. Use the Economic Force, Ghyslain on Star Wars Kid Cuts a Deal With His Tormentors · · Score: 1

    FTA: And whenever he was in a public place, he said, strangers would call to him.
    "Hey! It's Ghyslain Raza! Star Wars Kid, hey!"

    This would have been a golden opportunity to autograph pictures, make new videos, and sell them online for tons of profit. But maybe the lawsuit would be more lucrative.

  9. Any Chances of a Good Government Story? on FCC Opens Flood Gates for Junk Faxes · · Score: 1

    Any chance that we will read an article here about the US Government that doesn't involve:

    1) Spying on its citizens
    2) Allowing companies to spam and fax at will & abuse patent law
    3) Silencing or changing scientific studies or theories?

  10. No clear connection, sort of murky one on FDA Questions Swedish Cell Phone Cancer Study · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Don't worry - if it's not the cell phone that kills you, the guy talking on one while driving into your lane - will.

  11. Open servers a problem with certain users? on D-Link Firmware Abuses Open NTP Servers · · Score: 1

    Solution: Close them to those users.

  12. Re:Out of control ? on AT&T Forwarding All Internet Traffic to NSA? · · Score: 1

    at what point do you realise that the current administration is out of control , perhaps when soldiers are knocking on your door ?

    I realized that as soon as Bush won the election by a Supreme Court decision. Democracy or Plutocracy - YOU DECIDE?

  13. 2 Types of People on Sapphire CEO Interviewed · · Score: 1

    Think of it like this, there are two types of people who will want a German car, some go for BMW, some go for Mercedes

    I guess I am not a person since I like the Volkswagen GTI MkV ;)

    Man, it was difficult to read that interview with 2 annoying OCZ and NewEgg flash ads moving up and down and side to side on each side of the article. Do these people think about the effect these ads have on their readers? It makes you not want to read the page at all IMHO.

  14. CAN not stop SPAM? on FTC Levies Fine Against Big-league Spammers · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The FTC and California charged that the defendants e-mail:
    -- contained false or forged header information;
    -- included deceptive subject headings;
    -- failed to identify e-mail as advertisements or solicitations;
    -- failed to notify consumers they had a right to opt out of receiving more e-mail;
    -- failed to provide an opt-out mechanism;
    -- failed to include a valid physical postal address.


    If this can't get them shut down what can? Sending out spam email that totally destroys your computer into tiny little pieces?

  15. I need more power, Captain on Viruses Engineered to Construct Batteries · · Score: 0

    Maybe this could be the solution to all of Scotty's power needs? Just inject this virus into the Enterprise's computer-controlled power regulation system?

  16. Dual Booting is a Far Cry from Doom on Going To Boot Camp · · Score: -1, Redundant

    It's not all that bad see? I dual booted my PC yesterday and now I need to go out and buy a new one - since it is in pieces.

    Seriously, this does look good for Apple, I think I will be going out to buy their latest so I can finally get my Windows games to run properly!

  17. There is no Global Warming! on Climate Researchers Feeling Heat From White House · · Score: 2, Funny

    Come on guys, your scientific research is all flawed. There is no such thing as global warming! You need to go back, and do some more studies.

    Why do you keep saying that the clima....*GLUB* *GLUB* *WHOOSH* *FLUSH* *GURGLE* *BUBBLE* *pop*

  18. Out-of-Order Operation Handling And High Hopes on Into the Core - Intel's New Core CPU · · Score: 4, Funny

    Do you think that when we open up a new Apple(TM), we will find a Core(TM)?

  19. Re:How does he work? With 3 Screens! on How Bill Gates Works · · Score: 1

    thing was that it was about 3PM Sunday, and it didn't look like a single one had been moved

    I think either people are waiting for the PS3, the price to drop because it is too expensive, or more and better games to start being released. Sometimes waiting a while for new technology to work the bugs out is the best thing anyway.
    Makes me laugh to think back in December I saw XBOX 360s on Ebay going for $600 - $800 a piece.

  20. How does he work? With 3 Screens! on How Bill Gates Works · · Score: 4, Funny

    ...err I mean Windows!

    Hey Bill, change your desktop wallpaper, it is looking a bit dated. And wash your hair.

    He says he only gets 100 emails a day, surely we can send him some more to billg@microsoft.com ?

    And Bill, where is your XBOX 360??

  21. Money can't buy you love, but it can buy Congress on Republicans Defeat Net Neutrality Proposal · · Score: 4, Insightful

    AT&T, Comcast, Time Warner, and Verizon spent $230.9 million on politicians from 1998 until the present, while Amazon, eBay, Google, Microsoft and Yahoo spent only a combined $71.2 million. (Those figures include lobbying expenditures, individual contributions, political action committees and soft money.)

    When will people learn that laws will only get passed in this 'K Street Project' Congress if you simply spend enough money to bribe them?

    Oh well, I guess people will be happy when I finish my life's work of designing and implementing a totally neutral "Internet 3"

  22. 'One of many' missing links on Missing Link Fossil Discovered · · Score: 1

    I heard an interview with the scientist who helped find this and he said it was 'one of many' missing links to the evolution of land animals from fish, but certainly not the only one.

    That being said, this is a wonderful discovery.

  23. Can it turn SQL and Visual Basic novice into pro? on Beginning SQL Server 2005 Express · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The book asks to be judged against a high standard: Can it turn a SQL and Visual Basic novice into a professional?

    FTA:
    I guess my only quibble is that in using "Novice" in the title, the book promises more than it delivers, at least in this area. This isn't suitable for a beginner to Visual Basic.


    The answer is NO. Please move along.

  24. Re:So what's the value of a 3-digit /. UID? on Your Digital Inheritance? · · Score: 1

    So, is discovering that dear ol' Uncle DG had a 3-digit UID anything like finding a box of old IBM stock or something?

    It all comes back to your Karma. If you have good Karma, you pass it on. If you have bad Karma, they may not want to associate with it at all.
    P.S. nice UID.

  25. Re:What Inheritance - I am married on Your Digital Inheritance? · · Score: 1

    Impeach Bush

    trouble with your wife?


    Actually, it was his illegal nanny.