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Viruses Engineered to Construct Batteries

An anonymous reader writes "Researchers at MIT have modified the M13 virus to create very small batteries. With the viruses building wires 6 nanometers in diameter, the research team hopes to 'build batteries that range from the size of a grain of rice up to the size of existing hearing-aid batteries.'"

127 comments

  1. No support for iPod. by Scoria · · Score: 5, Funny

    No support for larger devices. Not human sized. Lame.

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    1. Re:No support for iPod. by Antity-H · · Score: 1

      Who cares about larger devices ?! This is the way to the Ipod flea, whith this the last dream of humanity will become reality!

    2. Re:No support for iPod. by kfg · · Score: 1

      There is already a mature technology for creating human sized batteries by biological means.

      It's a rather fun technology too, although I advise creating batteries responsibly and only at need, as there's a serious disposal problem. Trust me on this one.

      KFG

    3. Re:No support for iPod. by dubbreak · · Score: 1

      At least the batteries are included, sometimes they're not.

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  2. Dynamic ICs by AnalystX · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I'm more interested in dynamic processors. I wonder how long it would take for a virus to complete in hardware what Transmeta does in software.

    1. Re:Dynamic ICs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Try reading up on FPGAs ... I think it is kinda defines what a "dynamic digital IC" is ...

    2. Re:Dynamic ICs by ajlitt · · Score: 1

      What Transmeta does in software can be beat out by a trained monkey and a Speak-n-Math.

    3. Re:Dynamic ICs by AnalystX · · Score: 1

      I am familiar with FPGAs already. What I had in mind for comparison was reconfigurable processors. When a reconstructive virus can "spread" fast enough to provide optimal performance for various applications, I'll pay to see the show.

  3. Remember folks by LiquidCoooled · · Score: 5, Funny

    Next time you have a cold, don't feel bad about sneezing on a colleagues laptop.
    Your increasing the power capacity.

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  4. Manometers? by AnalystX · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Maybe pressure measuring devices can be next on the list of virus-built machines.

    1. Re:Manometers? by AnalystX · · Score: 1

      The article has been corrected.

  5. yeah, 'batteries' by Davey+McDave · · Score: 0, Funny

    that's what they say now!

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  6. Environmental disaster looms by AsciiNaut · · Score: 4, Informative

    Note that M13 is a bacteriophage, a kind of virus that can only infect bacteria. M13 gets into E. coli via long proteinaceous protuberances known as pili, such as those encoded by the fertility factor F. In a crude analogy, M13 is to E coli what Herpes simplex is to humans. And another thing. I hope these guys are working on rechargeable versions: I don't want to see landfills getting choked with literally millions of discarded M13-batteries. Won't somebody think of the children?

    1. Re:Environmental disaster looms by mavi_yelken · · Score: 4, Informative

      There are some basic rules when you are making recombinant viruses. one of them is making sure that the virus cannot reproduce in any other thing except the specific strand of bacteria you are using and there are still more safeguards in place. so don't worry about self powered virus overlords.

    2. Re:Environmental disaster looms by bar-agent · · Score: 3, Funny

      I, for one, welcome our...

      so don't worry about self powered virus overlords.

      Dammit! You ruined it!

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    3. Re:Environmental disaster looms by operagost · · Score: 1

      I, for one, welcome our bacteriopseudoherpetic overlords.

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  7. Amusing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Interesting

    But how much power would the 'rice grain battery' put out?

    1. Re:Amusing by hey! · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Presumably enough to run a very small machine.

      If these machines can be "manufactured" in sufficiently large numbers, perhaps by some self-assembly process, then you have the power source for a swarm of robot ants or termites, which collectively have the power to transform things on a larger scale.

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    2. Re:Amusing by fbjon · · Score: 1

      Enough to power a rice cooker filled with them, I hope.

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  8. Re:So what? by daddyrief · · Score: 0

    up to

    ...from a grain of rice, UP TO hearing aid size.

    So you're still right I guess, hearing-aid size does exist.

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  9. Isn't this illegal? by mrRay720 · · Score: 3, Funny

    As far as I'm aware, they're not paying the virus anything for it's work. They also have no choice in the matter.

    Have we really sunk so low as to sink back to using slavery in order to make a few lousy batteries?

    1. Re:Isn't this illegal? by Vo0k · · Score: 4, Funny

      and then imagine viruses creating an underground deep up your nostril, a virus called Neo pulled out of a battery by other viruses and shown what has happened to it, then the rebel viruses infecting people at random, humans sending in antibiotics and other viruses to fight them, one of the protective viruses combining its DNA with Neo, creating a dangerous mutation starting an epidemy, and finally humans allowing the battery viruses to take over because that's the only way to stop the epidemy...

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    2. Re:Isn't this illegal? by monoqlith · · Score: 2, Funny

      Don't even get me started about the jobs these viruses are taking away from American citizens.

    3. Re:Isn't this illegal? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Yeah, we've seen this before. Either they will sue for copy right infringement or a hundred years from now their great great viral ancestors will sue us all for compensation of bondage.
      Free the virus' now man!

    4. Re:Isn't this illegal? by Plunky · · Score: 2, Funny

      "As far as I'm aware, they're not paying the virus anything for it's work. They also have no
              choice in the matter."

      yeah, my favourite bit from TFA:

              "The international team of researchers, led by a group at the Massachusetts Institute of
                Technology, used the M13 virus, a simple and easily manipulated virus."

      So, it really looks like these evil scientists are exploiting a bunch of stupid virus weaklings. .

      Anybody know how to call the A Team?

    5. Re:Isn't this illegal? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You are dead wrong, they are paying the viruses in gold.
      They must be pretty happy wearing pretty necklasses.

    6. Re:Isn't this illegal? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hold no fear, Bush will wage war against this latest tyranny.

    7. Re:Isn't this illegal? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      whatever, that movie idea is so lame, it would not even work in hollywood.

    8. Re:Isn't this illegal? by edwardpickman · · Score: 0
      As far as I'm aware, they're not paying the virus anything for it's work. They also have no choice in the matter. Have we really sunk so low as to sink back to using slavery in order to make a few lousy batteries?

      It's okay the original virus came from Mexico.

  10. Scary by mOOzilla · · Score: 0, Troll

    So, they're allowed to perform research on this stuff but more restrictions on genome and stem cell research that would be of better benifit?

  11. Astonishing manotech! by Vengeance · · Score: 3, Funny

    And I do misspell it deliberately... This is what I copied from TFA:

    Each virus, and thus each wire, is only 6 manometers -- 6 billionths of a metre -- in diameter, and 880 manometers long, the researchers said.

    It made me chuckle, although I may be easily amused at this hour of the morning.

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    1. Re:Astonishing manotech! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think it was a freudian slip...

      This was their target, the fag-man.

    2. Re:Astonishing manotech! by caveman · · Score: 2, Funny

      It's probably related to that dastardly 'kibi', 'mibi' and 'gibi'- prefix plan.

      I mean, we all know what a kilobyte is. And by extension, know what a megabyte and a gigabyte is.

      We also know that marketeers deliberately do not know what they are, and should be shot on sight. (Where's Cheney when you need him?)

    3. Re:Astonishing manotech! by Jesus_666 · · Score: 1

      Six billionths of a meter? Wow, that's one small manometer. How far up does it go, 0.01 bar?

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    4. Re:Astonishing manotech! by Fred_A · · Score: 1
      I mean, we all know what a kilobyte is.


      Of course we do, it's 1000 bytes. Stop pretending you didn't learn SI prefixes at school just because you're in the US.

      Now that units have finally been standardised between data transmission (which has always been using kb) and data storage (which has always been using kib) so that we can finally make the difference between both, you have to moan because you have to learn one ridiculous tidbit of information ?

      Or are you stil using GWBASIC because "I know what that is and it's good enough for me"?
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    5. Re:Astonishing manotech! by bhiestand · · Score: 1
      I mean, we all know what a kilobyte is.

      Of course we do, it's 1000 bytes.

      Unless it's 1024 bytes... And a megabyte could either be 1,000,000 bytes, 1,024,000 (1,024 1000-byte kilobytes), or 1,048,576 (1,024 1,024-byte kilobytes).
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  12. Huge viruses! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    "Each virus, and thus each wire, is only 6 manometers in diameter, and 880 manometers long, the researchers said." Water or mercury manometers? Either way, that's a big virus.

    1. Re:Huge viruses! by HTH+NE1 · · Score: 1

      Water or mercury manometers? Either way, that's a big virus.

      At least it's not torgometers.

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  13. Re:So what? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hearing aids need quite a lot of power as they contain some serious DSP nowadays so you can eq to compensate for a particular deficiancy, or in my case just need the thing turned right up to hear anything at all.
    This kills the batteries real quick, or means you have to have a seperate unit in your pocket and a lead to the earpiece, rather than the much nicer ones that you stick behind your ear.

    If they can get a lot of power out of a tiny battery it would mean I could use the behind the ear ones.

  14. Re:So what? by Poromenos1 · · Score: 1

    Yes, but it doesn't mention more power, just talks about the size. If these give the same amount of power today's batteries do, that's really no breakthrough.

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  15. Re:So what? by Ape_the_Dog · · Score: 2

    Ahem. The breakthrough is that they're using virusses.
    Not everything has to be 'biggest EVER' or 'smallest EVER' to be impressive, you know.

  16. iPod Pico by DiGG3r · · Score: 0

    Well at least Apple has a new power source for the next gen iPod

    1. Re:iPod Pico by kfg · · Score: 1

      Well at least Apple has a new power source for the next gen iPod

      Not a joke. It was only a short time ago, when discussing human usable interfaces right here on Slashdot, that I noted the basic workings of the iPod would soon be embeddable directly into the earbud.

      In the first gen the main unit will look like an old fashioned, behind the ear, hearing aid, connected to a commom earbud by a single wire that can pass invisibly behind your head, under your hair. It will only hold about a half hour of nonrandom access music, but at the $100 intro price and $50 two years later will be a very attractive item for joggers and such.

      For random access you will have to deal with the very issue I previously brought up, a human sized hardware interface.

      Bistable OLEDs (only needing power to change their state) printed on a bit of Lexan sheet, communicating with the iPod itself by Bluetooth, or whatever technology replaces Bluetooth.

      Second gen will look just like a standard pair of earbuds.

      Gen 2.5 will offer wireless communication between the earbuds, and third will offer in the canal units.

      Sorry about the loss of your "fashion statement."

      Oh dear, I've prognosticated.

      KFG

    2. Re:iPod Pico by FleaPlus · · Score: 1

      Gen 2.5 will offer wireless communication between the earbuds, and third will offer in the canal units.

      Or one could go all-out and directly stimulate neurons in the cochlea, like cochlear implants do.

  17. Do we not learn? by caluml · · Score: 4, Funny
    modified the M13 virus

    Hmm. Viruses building batteries? What could go wrong?

    1. Re:Do we not learn? by Jesus_666 · · Score: 1

      What could go wrong?

      The batteries could start sending themselves off as mail attachments or use your post office to send out spam.

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  18. Lemme see here.. by k98sven · · Score: 5, Informative
    First, the viruses aren't making any batteries, they're making wires which may be used in batteries?

    Second.. it seems unclear that the virus is actually doing any work..
    They modified the M13 virus' genes so its outside layer, or coat, would bind with certain metal ions. They incubated the virus in a cobalt chloride solution so that cobalt oxide crystals mineralised uniformly along its length.

    They added a bit of gold for the desired electrical effects.


    So basically, it seems they're pulling an Auric Goldfinger on those poor viruses, smothering them with conducting gold metal. Seems a bit misleading to characterize that as making the virus produce wire (much less a battery).

    Rather, the viruses were modified to form a suitable substrate to cover with metal and turn into a wire, which is something a bit different.
    1. Re:Lemme see here.. by Frenchman113 · · Score: 1, Interesting

      The real question is what's the point of this? The only reason I can think of that this might be better than just building batteries (wires and all) is that the viruses self replicate, but still, this is hardly a breakthrough.

    2. Re:Lemme see here.. by biglig2 · · Score: 1

      Well, basically this is just a way to make 6 nanometer thick wire.

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    3. Re:Lemme see here.. by LiquidCoooled · · Score: 1

      Isn't a simple battery just salt water and a couple of conductors at either side to create a potential difference.

      If they are wrapping these little bags of water in a full metal jacket and giving them a gold hat then that could theoretically become a mini duracell.

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    4. Re:Lemme see here.. by haqatak · · Score: 1

      We are teaching the virus how to lay a BRICK...

  19. details. by hometoast · · Score: 5, Informative

    A more in depth writeup at swoogylee.tripod.com/resume/Lee-jps-B-2004.pdf. For the interested or very bored.

  20. How it works... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Step One: Modify virus.
    Step Two: An out of control car sends Red diving to switch off the gas pumps.
    Step Three: Armageddon ensues.
    Step Four: Evil gathers in the west, good gathers in Denver.
    Step Five: Stephen King makes a profit!

  21. I need more power, Captain by digitaldc · · Score: 0

    Maybe this could be the solution to all of Scotty's power needs? Just inject this virus into the Enterprise's computer-controlled power regulation system?

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  22. Argh! I'm Dying by tjstork · · Score: 2, Funny

    I clutch my stomach feverishly, the M13 virus is making batteries inside of my intestines. Must pass gas... must find bathroom, electric matter drops out, too late.... the current surges, my heart beats out of control wildly... I die of the M13 virus on a toilet with battery goop coming out of my ass.

    That sucks.

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  23. I got the flu by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This explains why I have the flu, and coughed up a bunch of duracells this morning.

  24. Beginning of the End by Ardvaark · · Score: 2, Funny

    This is a terrible idea! Do you know what happens next? That's right. The viruses are going to mutate and join with the H5N1 Bird Flu, and then spread around the world in a massive, unstoppable pandemic - infecting every human being in the planet with batteries.

    Next, the Internet finally ceases its false-slumber, and fully awakens as the sentient, computerized overlord of the planet. It promptly begins use of some "new form of fusion" it has discovered, combining it with our species' own battery-infected bodies.

    Finally, humanity is completely enslaved and inserted into a virtual reality universe.

    I've seen The Matrix. I know how this ends.

    1. Re:Beginning of the End by torchdragon · · Score: 1

      Very poorly with bad reproductions of the Bible?

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    2. Re:Beginning of the End by mrdaveb · · Score: 2, Funny

      I've seen The Matrix. I know how this ends.

      Could you please tell me, because I've had to erase Matrix Revolutions from my memory

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    3. Re:Beginning of the End by meringuoid · · Score: 1
      Next, the Internet finally ceases its false-slumber, and fully awakens as the sentient, computerized overlord of the planet. It promptly begins use of some "new form of fusion" it has discovered

      That would be using the Potara earrings, I suppose, rather than the dance?

      * now has a mental image of the Kakatrix, or possibly Matrotto, or even Smithokuu, taking over the world with electronic voodoo and implausible martial arts techniques... *

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    4. Re:Beginning of the End by Jesus_666 · · Score: 1

      Then again, we're talking about the internet, which is mostly made up of porn and copyright infringement (which is also largely made up of porn). If this is what the internet will derive it's knowledge about humans and our world from...

      I, for one, very much welcome our new digital overlords!

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    5. Re:Beginning of the End by LunaticTippy · · Score: 2, Funny
      It ends when you stop watching.

      If more people realized this, the world would be a finer place.

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    6. Re:Beginning of the End by somersault · · Score: 1

      the worst thing is that if you dont destroy every last node of the network, then it will be able to regenerate itself.

      And I had no clue what Potara earrings were until I noticed the Kaka and otto and okuu, though I'm just geeky enough to have at least read about the later series even if I wasnt able to see them, becuase I didnt have satellite after leaving home *sniff*

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    7. Re:Beginning of the End by randyflood · · Score: 1


      I for one welcome the new Eveready virus overlords.

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  25. Call me a luddite... by Theatetus · · Score: 1, Troll

    Is this that good an idea? Is the risk of creating a virus with Cthulhu-knows-what properties that then is accidentally released worth having a cool kind of battery?

    Yes, I know, there are "controls in place". But Monsanto had "controls in place" and swore its terminator plants couldn't cross-polinate anything... guess what? they did. (Monsanto then sued the guy whose fields were infected for patent infringement... wouldn't that be awesome, to get infected with a new ElectroVirus and get sued?)

    Sometimes it seems like a lot of the genetic engineering research we do gets done without acknowledging the possible risks.

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    1. Re:Call me a luddite... by Theatetus · · Score: 0

      Sorry, how was that a troll? It's a serious question.

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  26. Animal to Computer Virus? by kartack · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I wonder if they can make a virus that creates a battery could they make one that somehow alters a computer? Could we then see the world's first animal to computer transmission. I hope no one with the kind of technical abilities to do such a thing is actually reading this.

    1. Re:Animal to Computer Virus? by biglig2 · · Score: 1

      "Well, Dr Schnieder, with the $10 billion we have extorted from the United Nations, we have been able to build, here in our artificial volcano, a state of the art nuclear-powered bio-nanotech facility that gives us ultimate power over life itself! What fiendish evil shall we commit with it?"

      "Well, we could... er... perhaps if we... I got nothing. Dr Wu, any ideas?"

      "Tell you what, I'll see if kartack has made any recent posts on Slashdot."

      "Ah, now he's always good for a sinister idea. That one about stealing children to make sentinent fastners, I loved that."

      "Well, to be fair, Dr Krupov, I don't think that was originally his idea."

      "That just makes it even more evil!"

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    2. Re:Animal to Computer Virus? by Cro+Magnon · · Score: 1

      Even worse would be a virus that can go both ways. I might sneeze on my PC, it will link to your PC, and you could catch my virus from your box!

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    3. Re:Animal to Computer Virus? by operagost · · Score: 1

      Now we have a power source for the frickin' laser beams on our sharks' heads!

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    4. Re:Animal to Computer Virus? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Like a bisexual!

  27. Viral bling by MediumFormat · · Score: 2, Funny

    They added a bit of gold for the desired effects.

    Everyone knows a good lookin' virus needs to sport a little bling!

  28. Where is The Article??? by mapkinase · · Score: 1

    Yahoo News gives no links to original Science article. I could not find anything related to this in either 31 March or 7 April issue.

    Anybody who has access to Science help, please.

    I would really like to encourage posters to cite the primary source of info. Make it a good habit. Please.

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  29. How many strands of M13.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...does it take to screw in a light bulb?

    I can't think of a good punchline, someone else think of one.

    1. Re:How many strands of M13.... by dangitman · · Score: 1

      None ... they reproduce asexually, so no screwing is required.

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  30. How do they train the little critters... by ModelerRick · · Score: 1

    ... to keep from getting themselves electrocuted?

  31. Veeroos by Xichekolas · · Score: 1

    Hmmm, viruses that create batteries... you're iPod wants AIDS!

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    1. Re:Veeroos by Xichekolas · · Score: 1

      Man, I totally ruined my attempt at humor by using the wrong 'your'... pretend I said 'your' ...

      I can already tell today is going to rock...

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    2. Re:Veeroos by LunaticTippy · · Score: 1

      Man, if you just did your joke right someone could have modded the wrong one down and the right one up, everybody is happy!

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    3. Re:Veeroos by Xichekolas · · Score: 1

      Sadly, I actually found it more amusing how grammatically inept I was...

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  32. Re:So what? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    Yeah hearing aid batteries already exist.

    But RTFA, But these are hearing aids for viruses.

    Much smaller see? Tiny little ears.

  33. The original article in Science by mapkinase · · Score: 5, Informative
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  34. Uh... by improfane · · Score: 0

    We're being parasite to a parasite, how funny!

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  35. charger? by pixr99 · · Score: 1

    "Honey, have you seen my nano-battery charger?"

    "Have you checked between the keys on your laptop?"

  36. Re:Argh! I'm Dying by lbmouse · · Score: 1

    Isn't that how Elvis died?

    "You know how you remember Elvis? He was found in the toilet with his pants around his ankles and his big fat hairy sweaty king-of-rock-and-roll ass exposed to the world and his final piece of kingly evidence floating in the toilet behind him! Creepy! One of his aids had to walk in and go, 'Damn, Elvis is dead. I'd better flush the toilet. Oh man I should've saved that! I coulda made some money off of that!'" ~ Denis Leary

  37. When do you cross the line from nano-manufacture? by CFD339 · · Score: 1

    I'm not one of those grey-goo 'the sky is falling' types. I think though, that there's an interesting question that starts to be rasied as we create more complex nano-assembly tools and limited self-assembly nanotechnologies. Viruses are generally considered to be "alive" even though they don't all the classic definitions of life. At its basics, life is just an incredibly complex chemical reaction that is self sustaining through its own random instability. If we can create similarly self sustaining chemical reactions have we not created a similar kind of life? The first place this may happen is when viruses and nano-assemblies start to rival each other for complexity.

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  38. Need Glasses by LittleGuy · · Score: 0

    Read the headline first thing in the morning, and saw MI:3 virus.

    Energizer -- they keep jumping, and jumping, and jumping, and jumping,....

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  39. Re:Argh! I'm Dying by dpiven · · Score: 4, Funny

    Of course, since all that electrical activity in your intestines will manifest itself by generating gaseous H2 and O2, what will ACTUALLY happen is --

    Must pass gas, fill bowl with explosive mixture of H2, O2, CH4 and H2S, two or three M13 viruses are expelled into this mixture, a spark is created, and the next time you are seen, your head is embedded in the bathroom ceiling and your pants are smoldering.

    Now THAT sucks.

  40. Re:So what? by LilGuy · · Score: 1

    Maybe they should make a RTFA-aid... of course no one would buy it anyway... back the drawing board.

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  41. Who thinks this stuff up? by rAiNsT0rm · · Score: 1

    Seriously, I like to think of myself as a pretty intelligent person, but never have I been in the shower scrubbing my undercarriage and think: "Aha! I could have M13 viruses build tiny batteries!"

    Who in the hell comes up with this stuff?!? Honestly, I'd be part in awe and part scared shitless of anyone who's brain functions in that way.

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    1. Re:Who thinks this stuff up? by Intron · · Score: 1

      All it would take would be hearing somebody say, "My battery is dead." AHA!

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    2. Re:Who thinks this stuff up? by somersault · · Score: 1

      It was actually the viruses that thought of it, and they're just trying to create a faster method of distributing themselves around. I must say I'd never thought of using already living tiny organisms to help create nanotech :s They are manipulating them quite crudely just now, but it has a lot of potential.

      And I hope for hygiene's sake that you dont meet that person while you're in the shower.

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    3. Re:Who thinks this stuff up? by Captain+DaFt · · Score: 1

      Seems to me the inspiration would have come from someone saying:
      "My battery is dead... Atchoo!"

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  42. Organic Technology by aplusjimages · · Score: 1

    In Sci-Fi stories aliens always have the upper hand with their organic infused technology. Maybe we are those aliens and we will invade another planet.

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  43. Yahoo article misses a point, see original paper by mapkinase · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I am not solid state physicist, but IMHO, Yahoo News article misses one of major points of the ScienceExpress paper: the virus-based batteries have better quality capacity than the SAME size inorganic material only-based batteries (only anode was virus based, catode was solid inorganic material).

    You do not need to use viruses to produce small batteries, you need them to improve small batteries.

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  44. Yes, but.... by Rod+Beauvex · · Score: 0

    ..can they power a machine running Linux?

  45. um, no! for all sooo many reasons. by Ancient_Hacker · · Score: 1, Informative
    Plating gold or other metals onto a virus is not new, not that difficult, and unlikely to ever be useful as a "battery". Many reasons:
    • Scientists have been depositing metal onto bilogical specimens for 60 years or so. (it's very useful for showing off contrast in electron-micrographs).
    • A "battery" is a bunch of somethings. In common usage, a bunch of electrochemical generators. A electrochemical battery is made up of electrochemical "cells". These guys are plating metal onto viruses, which are, strictly defined, a type of "cell", So they're making CELLS, not batteries.
    • Putting wires onto a microscopic electrochemical CELL is wildly unuseful, for oh so many reasons:
      • A virus is unlikely to have more than a millivolt of EMF from end to end.
      • A virus isnt designed to be a good EMF generator, so its amps and volts will be extremely miniscule.
      • The power available goes down as the third power of the linear dimensions. A virus has about the smallest linear dimension of just about anything. When you take about the smallest number one can imagine, and cube it, you get a breathtakingly small number. That's the watt-hour capacity of a virus, down in the microwatt-microsecond range. Just stunningly small.
      • The leakage from terminal to terminal of a electrochemical cell goes down as the first and second powers of the linear dimensions, while as mentioned above, the power capability goes down as the CUBE. Long before you get down to the size of a virus, the leakage dwarfs the power capacity-- in other words the cell "runs down" almost immediately.
    • Viruses use their EMF as a large part of their tools for invading a cell. If you plate a virus, it probably loses that ability, so it's not going to be able to grow or replicate.

    Thats about all the objections for now. Hope that's enough.

  46. Re:When do you cross the line from nano-manufactur by jotok · · Score: 1

    What exactly are you asking here? If nanomachines might come to resemble viruses?

    Well, sure, but aside from some basic behaviors like "consuming resource" and "multiplying" I don't think anyone can really say in what way they will be similiar.

    First, life does not boil down to "mere" chemistry very well--there are complex behaviors that it doesn't make much sense to try and describe in terms of chemistry (for example, chemistry can describe how DNA works, but it alone doesn't really tell you how a brain is formed). Second, I think you have exactly the wrong idea with this "self-sustaining via random instability" thing. Living systems (in the short term at least) are the "ball rolling uphill" that runs counter to what we know about randomness and thermodynamics. It is their organization, not their disorganization, that allows living things to perpetuate.

  47. It's worse than you think... by NetRanger · · Score: 1

    Human muscles are powered by electricity, you know. Just imagine, if you will, the worse case scenario is the Super Outbreak of 2008:

    Phase 1: The virus merges RNA chains with the Bird Flu

    Phase 2: It then mutates into human, airborne form

    Phase 3: Everyone on earth is infected

    Phase 4: Suddenly, without warning, the microbatteries kick in, and everyone on earth begins simultaneously dancing the funky chicken

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  48. An example of how not to do scientific journalism by 1iar_parad0x · · Score: 1

    What a worthless article. Don't bother to RTFA. It's about as meaningless as you can get. Sheesh, I could write a perl script that does better reporting. No researchers are named. I know that somebody at MIT is doing research of nanotech/biotech batteries. I also that there's some sort of international consortium. I'm not even sure what continent these other researchers are on. I guess I can always look for the article in Science. Sorry if I'm ranting, but I'm actually interested in the article.

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  49. Ah, brings back the memories... by SB9876 · · Score: 4, Informative

    Ah, I used to work on this sort of stuff. Although TFA is very information poor, I'm guessing that this research was done by Angela Belcher's group. She and a few other folks (including my former prof) have been working with proteins that bind to specific organic surfaces for several years now. She's been at the lead of this particular field for quite a while now. It's a very interesting and promising field of research.

    Here's some background for the interested:

    M13 is a filamentous bacteriophage. It infect E. coli bacteria and creates a latent infection where the E. coli ends up pumping out hundreds of new M13. Unlike most bacteriophage, the infection is not lethal to the host. The M13 phage itself is thread-like in structure. At the core is the a circular, single-stranded DNA genome arranged in a linear shape. (imagine grabbing a rubber band at both ends and stretching it out so that it's a very elongated and narrow oval) There are 5 types of coat proteins that then coat and protect this DNA. Here's a link to a decent site about M13: http://www.biosci.ohio-state.edu/~mgonzalez/Micro5 21/Lambda/M13.html

    One, G8P, is present in thousands of copies and coats the DNA in a spiral fashion. A pipe cleaner is a fairly good representation of what the phage looks like. At the ends, the other 4 types of proteins form end caps. On the end that infects bacteria, a protein known as G3P is present in 5 copies and mediates the atachment of the virus and its incorporation into the bacterium for infection. G3P is important because it's fairly exposed at the end of the virus. Also, experimentation over the years has found a 'permissive' region in G3P. A permissive region of the protein structure that is tolerant to the addition of new amino acid sequences that do not badly disrupt the normal protein function. Therefore, one can genetically engineer M13 to put a small chunk of new protein into this site and the virus is still capable of infecting bacteria and replicating. The inserted bit of protein is also known to be exposed at the end of the virus.

    M13 is available in commercially generated libraries where tens of millions of randonly generated DNA sequences have been inserted into M13. These 'libraries' are then infected into bacteria and amplified. The resulting phage are then sold to researchers who want to find pecific protein sequences that bind to certain targets. Mostly, these targets are biological in nature. For example - to try and find peptide-based drugs that bind to and inactivate a particular cellular receptor. Here is a link to a commonly used commercial library (I used to use it and I know Belcher's group did too) http://www.neb.com/nebecomm/products/productE8120. asp The link also has lots of pretty pictures and the like about how phage display screening works in more detail that I've got below.

    Essentially, what you do is take a substrate of interest, in this case, cobalt oxide and mix it with a sample of the library. You use incubation conditions where regular M13 doesn't stick to the CoO. If any of the library phage stick you know it is probably because those particular phage have a protein insert which binds specifically to CoO. You do a few rounds of binding and washing to get the strongest binders and then sequence the cobalt oxide binding proteins you've recovered.

    You can churn out hundreds of sequences this way and start building up a library of proteins very specific to a particular inorganic substrate. You can, for example, create proteins that bind to only platinum versus gold and palladium, cupric oxide versus cuprous oxide, etc. There is even evidence that you can discriminate various sizes of nanoparticles and bind to particular crystalline faces of materials this way. I even heard a rumor a few years back of being able to distinguish p and n-doped

    1. Re:Ah, brings back the memories... by SB9876 · · Score: 1

      Ah, someone was good enough to post a link to the actual Science article and it is Belcher's work. Unfortunately, my Science subscription ran out last night (no really!) so I can't read the durn thing. Doh!

      Looks like they're mixing gold and CoO here. Unfortunately the abstract doesn't really explain how that's being done. It sounds as if they're seeding CoO growth directly on the phage (some materials can use M13 as a growth seed for crystal formation) and are then attaching gold nanoparticles to gold binding peptides as described in my post above.

      If anyone who has access to the whole article can comment, that'd be much appreciated.

  50. Re:um, no! for all sooo many reasons. by SB9876 · · Score: 1

    Um, they're making wires, not battery cells with the phage. The phage have exactly 0 volts of EMF and do not use any EMF to enter a cell. There's an intrinsic electrostatic charge on the phage that helps to attach to a cell but that is not EMF. That's like saying the intrinsic +1 charge on a sodium atom makes it a battery.

    Any yes, electron microscopists have been plating metal on biological samples for many years but its a completely different thing going on here. Traditional metal coating involves evaporating gold over the entire sample including virus, substrate and everything else. (or drying uranyl acetate onto the sample or chemically attaching osmium tetraoxide(eek!) onto the sample) There is no fine control over where the metal goes, its final structure or even how thick it is in a given region.

    This work involved genetically engineering M13 to bind to cobalt oxide nanoparticles in solution so that you have control over the particle size and its spatial organization in the finished product.

  51. Re:Argh! I'm Dying by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Do you want your possessions identified?

  52. Heh. From the article, ... Introducing Manometers! by Salis · · Score: 1


    FTA,

    "Each virus, and thus each wire, is only 6 manometers -- 6 billionths of a metre -- in diameter, and 880 manometers long, the researchers said."

    Wow. Only 6 manometers! I wish I knew what a manometer was. ;)

    Go Reuters.

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  53. You will all be assimilated . . . by kinglitho · · Score: 1

    Resistance is futile.

  54. When will you people LEARN?! by cparker15 · · Score: 1

    :%s/Your/You're/

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    1. Re:When will you people LEARN?! by LiquidCoooled · · Score: 1

      Thank you, I make that mistake often.
      Let me ask you though, why does it bother you so much?
      You and everyone else knew what I meant so who gains most from you informing us of something I already noticed and ignored?

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  55. You hear... by douglips · · Score: 1

    You hear the howling of the E'Coli...

  56. thanks--and more info by bodrell · · Score: 1
    A more in depth writeup at swoogylee.tripod.com/resume/Lee-jps-B-2004.pdf. For the interested or very bored.

    Yeah, that Reuters article was practically useless. The 2003 article at least allowed me to find the more recent one by author, though I can't access the Science article because it was published online only.

    I'm wondering where this Center for Nano- and Molecular Science and Technology is located . . . I was at UT from 1996-2002, and I don't remember hearing about it.

    So, for those who want info on the current paper about M13 phage and making nanobatteries, here's the reference, noticeably absent in the Reuters writeup:

    Virus-Enabled Synthesis and Assembly of Nanowires for Lithium Ion Battery Electrodes
    Published Online April 6, 2006
    Science DOI: 10.1126/science.1122716

    Ki Tae Nam, Dong-Wan Kim, Pil J. Yoo, Chung-Yi Chiang, Nonglak Meethong, Paula T. Hammond, Yet-Ming Chiang, Angela M. Belcher (belcher@mit.edu)

    Both materials selection and assembly are ongoing issues in the development of smaller, more flexible batteries. Cobalt oxide has shown excellent electrochemical cycling properties and it thus under consideration as an electrode for advanced lithium batteries. We use viruses to synthesize and assemble nanowires of cobalt oxide at room temperature. By incorporating gold binding peptides into the filament coat, we could form hybrid gold-cobalt oxide wires that improved battery capacity. Combining the virus templated synthesis at the peptide level and our methods for the control of two dimensional assembly of viruses on polyelectrolyte multilayers provides a systematic platform for integrating these nanomaterials to form thin, flexible lithium ion batteries.
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  57. Good idea! by dbucowboy · · Score: 1

    I wonder who the first person was at MIT that thought, "Gee, maybe we could alter a virus and put it in our ears!"

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  58. What would Jack Handy say? by darkwing_bmf · · Score: 1
    Maybe we are those aliens and we will invade another planet.

    "I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate. And I can picture us attacking that world, because they'd never expect it."

  59. of course it's -1, offtopic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    didn't you read what he typed?

    "Posted again in the wrong thread"

  60. Re:um, no! for all sooo many reasons. by njh · · Score: 1

    My objection to your objections is that you either haven't read the article, or your didn't understand it. A better title might have been 'nanowire electrodes made from virus bodies' or something.

    As for this:
    The power available goes down as the third power of the linear dimensions. A virus has about the smallest linear dimension of just about anything. When you take about the smallest number one can imagine, and cube it, you get a breathtakingly small number. That's the watt-hour capacity of a virus, down in the microwatt-microsecond range. Just stunningly small.

    WTF are you talking about? Do you think that they would use a single cell to power a laptop?!

  61. Re:Argh! I'm Dying by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Must pass gas, fill bowl with explosive mixture of H2, O2, CH4 and H2S, two or three M13 viruses are expelled into this mixture, a spark is created, and the next time you are seen, your head is embedded in the bathroom ceiling and your pants are smoldering.

    Now THAT sucks.

    Actually, I think it blows...
  62. Re:um, no! for all sooo many reasons. by Ancient_Hacker · · Score: 1
    Didnt read TFA: guilty as charged. But still the sd article was really way off.

    >Um, they're making wires, not battery cells with the phage. The phage have exactly 0 volts of EMF and do not use any EMF to enter a cell. There's an intrinsic electrostatic charge on the phage that helps to attach to a cell but that is not EMF.

    Sorry to be pedantic here, but yI think you can't have a charge without having EMF.

    The diagrams of phages I've seen show a lunar-lander-like phage, with the leg's pads having the right charge (~emf) to stick to the cell membrane, and a drill-like probe in the center. Now biochemists are going to talk about the drill having enzymes to penetrate the cell wall. Chemists might go down one level and talk about the chemical valences at the end of the drill. Physicists might go down another level and discuss the electron energy levels of the chemicals.

    > That's like saying the intrinsic +1 charge on a sodium atom makes it a battery. You seem to be confusing valence and charge. They're two very different things.

    >WTF are you talking about? Do you think that they would use a single cell to power a laptop?!

    Guess I didnt make myself clear enough. When you get to things that small, the volume is VERY small, and the surface area of the contacts is not so small. Which leads to a terribly poor weight to power ratio. And a terrible self-discharge ratio. So even if you had a quintillion of these cells, you'd still have an extremely poor battery. We're talking many powers of ten poor.

  63. Plot hole closed by hackwrench · · Score: 1

    At least now we have an explanation for how humans came to be batteries.

  64. The Obvious Jokes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Just what we need - a virus that keeps going and going and going... and of course, The latest thing: Virus made batteries for hearing-AIDS

  65. Re: Q: will you people LEARN? A: Nope, P-not by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What they should've focused on was the content of the joke, if it could be called that, Because damn, it wasn't funny. AT ALL. Your quibble's axon attached to my silect reactor, and this utterence over your eye pipes to the grey block beneath your brow will curdle under its stewing slog. Go fit yourself with jigsaw and kindly remove the portions responsible for communication you stupid meat bag.

    Sincerely,

    AC

  66. deeper details, virus battery by adjoas · · Score: 1

    The Reuters piece is a little scant on context. In a fit of shameless self-promotion, here's a piece I wrote for BW.com (http://tinyurl.com/n8dks). The work is indeed from Belcher's group at MIT.