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  1. He successfully tricked them into thinking he's a Presidential candidate.

    So did Trump, but he actually got his party's nomination. I can't imagine McAfee being nominated by the Libertarian Party.

    That's what we said about Trump!

  2. He successfully tricked them into thinking he's a Presidential candidate.

  3. Re: How about replacing the CEO with a machine on Wendy's Plans To Automate 6,000 Restaurants With Self-Service Ordering Kiosks (investors.com) · · Score: 2

    Even if it does work, it's no fun unless you force people into it.

  4. Re:How about replacing the CEO with a machine on Wendy's Plans To Automate 6,000 Restaurants With Self-Service Ordering Kiosks (investors.com) · · Score: 1

    Just make it a chatbot that responds to key terms "bacon" or "cheese" with "yes, more please" and you've got a winner!

    Sounds more like that could replace the customers.

  5. Re:A Scotsman came up with the theory on 15-Year-Old Boy Discovers Long-Lost Ancient Mayan City Using Constellations And Google (nzherald.co.nz) · · Score: 2

    And they said no true Scotsman would come up with a theory like that.

  6. *I lost my pyramids and have no backups*

    The dog ate Myan homework?

  7. Re:Pay no attention to insider skeptics. on 15-Year-Old Boy Discovers Long-Lost Ancient Mayan City Using Constellations And Google (nzherald.co.nz) · · Score: 3, Funny

    They laughed at me when I said I wanted to make funny comments on Slashdot.

    Well, nobody's laughing now!

  8. Re:two factor auth on A Bored Hacker Easily Stole And Defaced More Than 70 Subreddits (vice.com) · · Score: 1

    so now everything is because of lack of two factor auth? fuck off

    You first

    Two fuck off authentication.

  9. Re:What's a Servicex? on Amazon Goes After YouTube With New Online Video Posting Service (bloomberg.com) · · Score: 4, Funny

    Ask your OB/GYN.

  10. Re:So what happened, or will happen? on Panama Papers Affair Widens As Database Goes Online (bbc.com) · · Score: 1

    New AC here

    Not sure exactly why, but this was hilarious to me.

  11. And the other half... on Half Of Teens Think They're Addicted To Their Smartphones (cnn.com) · · Score: 1

    And the other half are in denial.

  12. Re:Fuck anyone with a penis! on Ellen Pao Launches Advocacy Group To Improve Diversity In The Tech Industry (theverge.com) · · Score: 1

    You mean North Carolina. SC has yet to pass any of these "bathroom laws".

    The OP self-identified as commenting on South Carolina, and we shouldn't try to force him into talking about one particular state or another.

  13. Re:US healthcare on Medical Errors Are Number 3 Cause of US Deaths, Researchers Say (npr.org) · · Score: 0

    Is the worst in the world. Cuba is the best, by far.

    Just use your real name, Mr. Moore.

  14. Re:Best Care in the World! on Medical Errors Are Number 3 Cause of US Deaths, Researchers Say (npr.org) · · Score: 1

    And the government wants us to buy more!

  15. Re:Yeah, right on Study Suggests Free Will Is An Illusion (iflscience.com) · · Score: 2

    Am I missing something, or is the summary missing something?

    By asking participants to anticipate when they thought a specific color of circle would appear before them, something determined completely by chance, the researchers found that their predictions were more accurate when they had only a fraction of a second to guess than when they had more time.

    This makes it sound like they discovered that precognition is real, not that free will is an illusion.

  16. Re:Why not a wall on UAE To Build Artificial Mountain To Improve Rainfall (engadget.com) · · Score: 1

    My guess: for a mountain, all you need to do is pile up dirt.

    Even simpler, you could build a molehill and then invite the Slashdot comment section over to do the rest.

    I only regret that I cannot mod this higher.

  17. Re:Any day now! on Craig Wright Claims He's Satoshi Nakamoto, the Creator Of Bitcoin · · Score: 5, Funny

    Hey, check out this new Nickelback song on my Zune!

    That reminds me of a funny thing one of my co-workers said about his Zune (this was almost 10 years ago.)

    He was describing the features of the Zune in comparison with the iPod. One neat thing was, he said, that one Zune could "loan" a song to another Zune. (I think the song would last for 3 days then go *poof*.)

    I said, "Wow, that's pretty neat. How does that work?"

    He said, "I don't know... I haven't met anyone else with a Zune yet."

  18. Re:Dammit Jim, it's a body transplant on Doctor Ready to Perform First Human Head Transplant (newsweek.com) · · Score: 1

    This is a crazy thing to do, but one point in the recipient's defense : if he's looking at dying in the next few months or years, even a quadriplegic (but otherwise healthy enough) body might be a preferable alternative.

  19. Re:Exactly on Doctor Ready to Perform First Human Head Transplant (newsweek.com) · · Score: 1

    150 people? How do 150 people even work on one person. You can't even get them all in the same room. But if you are liberally counting then getting your appendix out probably involves 150 people when you count the pharmacy staff, the guy that keeps the computer network running, and the people who sterilize the operating room...

    This number is counting in the mob "no show" contracts.

  20. Re:Yep, it's a body transplant on Doctor Ready to Perform First Human Head Transplant (newsweek.com) · · Score: 5, Funny

    They were going to do a body transplant, but turned out the head is easier to pick up and move around.

  21. Are we finally gonna get to the (slavering) DIRTY AMERICANS?!!

  22. Re: This is sad seeing republicans... on 2016 Hugo Awards Shortlist Dominated By Rightwing Campaign (theguardian.com) · · Score: 1

    God-worshippers aren't going to adopt all those babies.

    Amazingly, the determination whether or not life begins at conception is divorced from one's concept of the supernatural.

    And God-worshippers adopt a fair amount of babies. But they obviously could not do enough to keep up with the numbers of unwanted children.

  23. Re: This is sad seeing republicans... on 2016 Hugo Awards Shortlist Dominated By Rightwing Campaign (theguardian.com) · · Score: 1

    At least after birth you can err on the side of caution - protecting the baby doesn't unavoidably infringe upon anyone else's rights. Before birth there is an unavoidable conflict with the rights of the woman.

    Why do you say that? If a mother gives birth to a baby, feeding, clothing, taking care of the baby, could be said to infringe up on her right of free determination. Why shouldn't she be free to terminate it after birth?

  24. Re: What's happening? on Mitsubishi: We've Been Cheating On Fuel Tests For 25 years (cnn.com) · · Score: 0

    At that price the battery would be an option, not standard equipment.

    The "Yugo Double-A"

  25. And you're already modded way up, but that was funny, and sad, and profound.