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  1. So that's why... on Brain Heatsink Could Reduce Epilepsy · · Score: 1
    So that's why I keep crashing... my brain is overclocked!

    (I've had epilepsy since 1994, my latest seizure was in 2005.)

  2. Meta: Funny ad on ASUS Motherboard Ships With Embedded Linux · · Score: 1

    The post was followed by an ad for Windows Server 2003. Are the Slashdot ads word-targeted?

  3. Re:Real problem on Microsoft Should Abandon Vista? · · Score: 1

    So, the real problem is that with WinXP, they finally managed to create a half-decent desktop OS, and now they find they can't repeat the act?

  4. Re:Dunno... on Excel 2007 Multiplication Bug · · Score: 1
    In component markings and listings, especially where the decimal point would easily rub off or go unnoticed, leading to an order-of-magnitude error, there is a practice of substituting a unit abbreviation for the decimal point. Thus, 2.7 K is often written as 2K7. Likewise, "R" is used for the omega sign; a common way to denote a 2.7 ohm resistor is 2R7.

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    ...you insensitive clod.

  5. Re:Dunno... on Excel 2007 Multiplication Bug · · Score: 1

    Office 2K7 on XP SP2...
    Where the fsck did you get an Office 2700?
  6. Re:Yeah, but.. on USB 3 in 2008, 10 Times as Fast · · Score: 1
    You say that as if it were a bad thing. More failures - more sales...

    This message was brought to you by the East Asian Cable Company.

  7. Re:Where are the Web Safety basics ? on Internet Security Moving Toward 'White List' · · Score: 1

    Recognizing counterfeit money is a specialization within the FBI. Also, there are few fake $20 bills, not worth the effort. They usually counterfeit $100s. And ever been in a casino where they authenticate with that special marker? This is because you can't tell unless you've got years of experience. We've all probably handled counterfeit money in your lifetime without ever knowing.
    There's counterfeit and there's counterfeit. Recognizing a good counterfeit bill is hard, but you might want to do some elementary checks yourself nevertheless. Even if I'd never seen dollars before, I'd be suspicious of a note where it says "200 twenty dollars", the last zero of "200" drawn with a marker... Then again, if somebody bribed mint workers to print a few sheets of "genuine" notes "off the record", they'd be identical to real ones, wouldn't they?

    A small denomination is no obstacle to counterfeiters. Some people have been counterfeiting Euro coins. Euro banknotes are also being counterfeited, and people have gotten counterfeit bills from banks.

  8. If this catches on... on Internet Security Moving Toward 'White List' · · Score: 1
    ...the whitelist mechanism will be cracked, and what you thought was Solitaire is really spam, Solitaire and spam.

    I can see some immediate problems with trusting a list that says "you can only run these known safe programs":

    • Users disabling the whitelist when programs they want to run aren't listed. (E.g. self-made, custom, or legacy software.)
    • Malware being run in environments not controlled by the whitelist. (E.g. various macro languages, Javascript, XSS, ActiveX...)
    • Malware squeezing itself into the whitelist. (As a Trojan, or bypassing the whitelisting mechanism altogether: e.g. breaking out of a virtual machine.)
  9. Oh dear on Antimatter Molecule Should Boost Laser Power · · Score: 4, Funny

    Now I'm afraid to plug in my PS/2 mouse.

  10. Re:inconsistency on Fork the Linux Kernel? · · Score: 1

    Linux user: Ok, I guess I'll fork the kernel then.
    Linux zealot: OMG YOU CAN'T FORK THE KERNEL!!!
    Linux user, tired of zealotry: fork() you.
  11. Time will tell on Trolltech GPLs Qtopia Phone Edition · · Score: 1

    The viability of these phones as a platform depends on whether they manage to attract a large enough user and developer base to have a sustainable "ecosystem" of application development. Time will tell...

  12. Re:Cooler! (eh, ok, perhaps *warmer*...) on Impassable Northwest Passage Open For First Time In History · · Score: 1

    This explains why mine has been running on a single charge for two weeks now...

  13. Re:0-60 in less than a second on Electric Motorcycle Inventor Crashes at Wired Conference · · Score: 2, Interesting
    This will depend on your definition of "easy"... if it means "in less than five passive components", then you may be right.

    Anyway, you mentioned the railway engine's AC-DC-AC drive. Now, to run on DC, just skip the first rectifier: you can run the inverters directly on DC. In fact, many railroads do just that. There are lower-powered inverters and motors available for lighter-duty applications. Did you know your average "brushless DC" CPU fan is in effect an induction motor with an integrated drive?

    So, if you have a 500 V battery pack capable of 10 A, just slap a 5 kW drive with a suitable control input and a 5 kW induction motor on it and you're basically done. (Select ratings to suit application and products.) Ask your supplier for more information.

  14. Re:But you don't get it, they "don't" exist! on French Threat To ID Secret US Satellites · · Score: 2, Insightful
    Newsflash:


    Nothing happened in space today as a non-existent satellite collided with another non-existent satellite. The respective non-owners of the non-satellites both deny responsibility, stating that on specific inquiry, the respective orbits of both non-satellites were reported to be free for use by a non-existent object.


    Details may or may not be available at 11.

  15. Re:You missed one... on A Telescope as Big as the Earth · · Score: 1

    An also:
    ...you insensitive clod.

  16. Re:C'mon, the guy is biased! on Are Relational Databases Obsolete? · · Score: 1

    So he's making a row in his column. What is he, an oracle preaching at his ALTER TABLE...?

  17. Saw this coming on Hole in Asteroid Belt Reveals Extinction Asteroid · · Score: 1

    I tell ya, we should've gotten the asteroid suspenders.

  18. Re:Presentation style could be to blame. on TV Viewing Linked to Attention Problems · · Score: 2, Funny
    The purpose of the program is to get people to watch the advertising:

    (TV guide says program should start now; 15 minutes of commercials follow)
    (theme music)
    In the previous post - Opinions on TV and attention span.
    When we come back: a witty reply.

    Break
    Buy Useless Stuff
    Watch This Bad Movie
    Ask Your Doctor About This Condition We Invented For You.
    End of Break

    Previously in this post - some opinions on TV and attention span.
    We have a witty reply. Stay tuned.

    Break
    Watch This Bad Movie
    Buy Useless Stuff
    Ask Your Doctor About This Condition We Invented For You.
    End of Break

    Next week on Slashdot: a witty reply to opinions on TV and attention span.

    (credits squeezed to half screen to make room for commercials, which continue for another 15 minutes)

  19. Re:You don't think it hurts anyone? on Pink, Blue, and Bad Science · · Score: 1

    Please define "homeless household".

  20. You get what you measure on System Admin's Unit of Production? · · Score: 1
    The value of IT in an organization is in how it contributes to the core business: enabling things that would be otherwise tedious, difficult, or impossible; making slow things faster; extracting and storing information and making it available. The role of IT in the business should be defined, and the metrics should answer the question: How well is IT doing its job?

    Whether or not the sysadmins are doing their job, it will show.

    Otherwise, measuring one point of the organization has a tendency to skew work at that point toward a favorable measure. For example, measuring # of tickets closed within n hours tends to lead to all tickets being closed within n hours, regardless of problem status. (I have witnessed this as a customer. It's not nice.)

    In other words, you get what you measure. Thus, if you get what you measure, you might just as well measure the thing you actually want, causing the work to skew in that direction...

  21. Why I don't like this on MS Seeks Patent On Virtual Fuzzy Dice · · Score: 1
    I read the linked patent application, and I'm not very fond of the idea.

    While driving, I need the following information:

    1. A good view of surrounding traffic, assisted with mirrors where necessary.
    2. Indication of conditions that require my attention in the near future (e.g. directional indicator is on, high beams on, handbrake engaged, fuel is low, oil pressure has suddenly dropped...), i.e. the usual warning lights, plus fuel and temp gauges.
    3. Knowledge of my current speed, i.e. speedometer, to stay within posted limits.
    That's all. A tachometer is nice to have to optimize performance and economy, but not a necessity.

    What I watch while driving, in order of frequency:

    1. The road in front.
    2. The mirrors.
    3. Speedometer + tach every now and then.
    4. The rest of the instrument cluster every now and then, to check fuel level. Any warning lights will be noticed at this time, or while checking the speed.
    My car is old enough (1999 Ford Focus station wagon) that heating and A/C can be adjusted by touch (rotary knobs). Also, the radio has controls in the steering column, so it can be controlled without looking. I don't use a mobile phone or change CDs while driving.

    If there's information being distributed about something blocking the road... well, that's why I have the RDS radio.

    For me, any additional information in the field of view would only be clutter, especially if it's moving or changing shape. In my view, it's a benefit of the traditional instrument cluster, as well as a traditional HUD, that every display component has a fixed location which can be memorized. This memorization can go so far that one does not need to focus to the instrument cluster; when I see a blue light in the dashboard, I know it means my high beams are on.

    Analog gauges don't require exact focus for an approximate reading, and the most frequent indicator lights are pretty soon memorized. I can see a benefit in a HUD that displays the speedometer + active warning lights information while driving, but not in one that has moving or shifting elements (which only take the driver's attention off the road), or one that would be used while parked (a conventional display would work better, as it doesn't depend on lighting conditions outside).

  22. Blue screen? on MS Seeks Patent On Virtual Fuzzy Dice · · Score: 1

    Blue Screen of Death just got a literal meaning.

  23. Not considered serious on Astronomers Find Huge Hole in Universe · · Score: 4, Funny

    The hole is not considered serious, since it is not remotely exploitable. It will be fixed in Universe 1.1, which is to be released shortly.

  24. Re:why bother with voting machines? on Secrecy of Voting Machines Ballots At Risk · · Score: 1

    (...) 30-40 different sets of people to choose from. This gets very confusing for many people.
    If the problem is bewilderment, how would a tallying machine be a solution?
  25. Re:Tracing Of Users? on Drug Testing Entire Cities at Once · · Score: 1

    Before:
    Excuse me, nature calls...
    Now:
    Excuse me, I've got Law & Order to do...