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Brain Heatsink Could Reduce Epilepsy

SimonNight writes "Attaching a heatsink to the brain can reduce the severity of epileptic seizures, Japanese researchers say. They've developed a surgically implanted heat conduit that connects a brain region to a heatsink on the outside of the skull. Seizures get worse when they abnormal activity of brain cells overheats the brain and causes more abnormal firing patterns."

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  1. awesome! by jollyreaper · · Score: 5, Funny

    Now we can start overclocking! Break out the red bull and inject-into-the-heart adrenaline.

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    1. Re:awesome! by ILuvRamen · · Score: 0

      funny you should mention that because quickly injecting a strong depressant would have basically the same effect as cooling the brain.

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    2. Re:awesome! by chord.wav · · Score: 2, Funny

      A much better project would be to overclock your liver so you can maximize your alcohol drinking limits. No more designated drivers!

    3. Re:awesome! by jimstapleton · · Score: 1

      I'd hold off on the self mods and partying if I were you. Put the RedBull down...

      In direct sun, could this boil your brain?
      In the winter, could this give your brain frostbite?

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    4. Re:awesome! by infestedsenses · · Score: 5, Funny

      I can see it now... a big, fat heatsink sticking out of the side of my head, with a frikkin' laser attached to it!

      Oh, glee!

    5. Re:awesome! by j-pimp · · Score: 1

      A much better project would be to overclock your liver so you can maximize your alcohol drinking limits. No more designated drivers!

      People drink to get drunk. Over clocking their liver would make them drink more.

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    6. Re:awesome! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      your a idiot

    7. Re:awesome! by MrCrassic · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I will attest that not all of them do.

      I drink occassionally to "pep" me up, but definitely not to get drunk. It's no fun being "tipsy" and having little coordination over yourself, so I don't even want to imagine how it would feel to be completely out of it. Many enjoy that, but I personally avoid the troubles that it brings (stupid actions, hangovers, embarrassing situations, etc.)

    8. Re:awesome! by jollyreaper · · Score: 1

      your a idiot People living in glass houses, Mr. President, people living in glass houses.
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    9. Re:awesome! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Can you elaborate on that? The GPs post does over-dramatize this a bit, but the general idea seems to be a valid concern.

    10. Re:awesome! by cHiphead · · Score: 3, Funny

      Well then, you need to learn the proper way to PAR-TAY, sir. ;)

      Cheers.

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    11. Re:awesome! by toleraen · · Score: 1

      You've obviously never been to any sort of alcoholic beverage tasting before. Amazingly, some people actually enjoy the taste of good whiskies, wines, etc. I'd recommend a bottle of Oban for starters.

    12. Re:awesome! by CastrTroy · · Score: 2, Informative

      Yes there are some people who enjoy the taste of alcohol, just for the taste. However, the vast majority of people drink the cheapest stuff they can find. Hence half the beer commercials proclaiming they are cheaper than the other guys, or how you get 4 extra bottles, or how you get a free t-shirt. I'm not one of these people, but the vast majority of them are very much only interested in getting drunk.

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    13. Re:awesome! by networkBoy · · Score: 2, Informative

      For starters Oban is not what I would suggest. It is good, but will reinforce what most people think about Scotch (that it is bog water in a bottle).
      I would highly recommend one of the speyside malts to someone new to Scotch. Perhaps Aberlour 15 double cask, or Dalwhinnie 10. Then you start moving them down the hill till you get to Nam Biest.

      My preferences run to Bowmore though.
      -nB

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    14. Re:awesome! by toleraen · · Score: 1

      I suppose I shouldn't be making suggestions towards a good Scotch, having only tried a handful of them myself. Thanks for the correction (and suggestions!)

    15. Re:awesome! by MrCrassic · · Score: 1

      I think I know of the proper way to party.

      I go to a party with a head on my shoulders and a limit as to how much I can drink. I drink some alcohol, have fun, and leave either when the party's over or when I get to the tipping point (not drunk, but not entirely in control).

      I, for one, refuse to join the ranks of those that must see drunkenness as a means to enjoy themselves. It's self-demeaning, and I completely disagree with it. Furthermore, I'm a cyclist, so it's important to keep tabs on my health. :-D

    16. Re:awesome! by j-pimp · · Score: 1

      For starters Oban is not what I would suggest. It is good, but will reinforce what most people think about Scotch (that it is bog water in a bottle).
      I would highly recommend one of the speyside malts to someone new to Scotch. Perhaps Aberlour 15 double cask, or Dalwhinnie 10. Then you start moving them down the hill till you get to Nam Biest.

      My preferences run to Bowmore though.
      -nB

      I actually do drink single malt Scotch, although I mostly drink Glenfeddich 12 and Glenlivet 12 and 15. However, while I do drink those things for taste, as well as a wide variety of beers, few of which would be considered cheap. I think part of the experience is getting drunk along with the taste. Quite frankly I'm not sure I'd drink any form of alcohol without the intoxication of ethanol. It would just be weird. Part of the experience is getting intoxicated.

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    17. Re:awesome! by idontgno · · Score: 1

      I don't drink to the point of impairment, either.

      As to whiskies, I recommend Glenmorangie (Highlands) or Lagavulin (Islay). Lagavulin, particularly, depends upon a certain tenacity to muscle past the initial "OMG, I'm drinking creosote!" reaction, but is rewarding by the second dram (IMO).

      FWIW, people who pooh-pooh other peoples' whisky preferences are compensating, IMO. The same mindset as audiophiles, as far as I'm concerned.

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    18. Re:awesome! by j-pimp · · Score: 1

      I don't drink to the point of impairment, either.

      Even one sip will produce some level of intoxication. Although that amount is mainly topical absorption and its just a matter of the ethanol affecting the taste buds perception of the rest of the chemicals. A dram will affect a person in subtle but measurable ways.

      As to whiskies, I recommend Glenmorangie (Highlands) or Lagavulin (Islay). Lagavulin, particularly, depends upon a certain tenacity to muscle past the initial "OMG, I'm drinking creosote!" reaction, but is rewarding by the second dram (IMO).

      I've had Glenmorangie, a nice whisky indeed. I have a bottle at home that was aged in three different types of casks during its maturation that I am saving for a special occasion. I don't remember the brand. I shall take your other recommendations into consideration next time I purchase a bottle.

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    19. Re:awesome! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You meant "you're."

    20. Re:awesome! by networkBoy · · Score: 1

      FWIW, people who pooh-pooh other peoples' whisky preferences are compensating, IMO. The same mindset as audiophiles, as far as I'm concerned. Not sure if that was directed at my Oban comment, but in case it was...
      I was not meaning to Pooh Pooh his selection, just noting that neophytes to Scotch may find it overpowering. Nam Biest, that is one scotch that can stand on it's own without a bottle to hold it... makes Lagavulin taste like heather and honey.

      All that said, I whole heartedly agree with you about the audiophile comment.
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    21. Re:awesome! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My what?

    22. Re:awesome! by cHiphead · · Score: 2, Funny

      Furthermore, I'm a cyclist, so it's important to keep tabs on my health

      This is slashdot, sir, and moreso, the internets, we don't do "health". ;)

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    23. Re:awesome! by ConceptJunkie · · Score: 1, Insightful

      How dare you be responsible and intelligent about something? This is the 21st century. Self-governance is out of style.

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    24. Re:awesome! by dynamo · · Score: 1

      Um, duh, then underclock your liver.

      One way to underclock by 10% or so is to drink right after giving blood (** NOT RECOMMENDED **). With 10% less blood (giving 1/~10 pints), you're going to have a 10% higher BAC for the same amount of alcohol (or your favorite other blood-borne whatever).

    25. Re:awesome! by couchslug · · Score: 1

      Break out the trepanning tool, aftermarket heatsinks, and Arctic Silver!

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    26. Re:awesome! by Duncan+Blackthorne · · Score: 1

      This is your brain.
      This is your brain, overclocked. *splat*
      Any questions? :p

    27. Re:awesome! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes there are some people who enjoy the taste of alcohol, just for the taste. However, the vast majority of people drink the cheapest stuff they can find. Hence half the beer commercials proclaiming they are cheaper than the other guys, or how you get 4 extra bottles, or how you get a free t-shirt. I'm not one of these people, but the vast majority of them are very much only interested in getting drunk. Thats just not true, I was watching a TV Show last night where it was showing the savings you can make by switching bands in supermarkets, Supermarkets have premium, branded, own brand, basic own brand. Saving up to 40% on the cost of the weekly shop. In many cases the quality was good enough to be indistinguishable from the more expensive brands however supermarket own brand alcohol wasn't very successful with the well known brand names taking the majority of sales.

      Yes there are people who buy cheap alcohol, such as Industrial Cider and Lambrini, but these are specialised market segments. Alcoholics, students, jobless and homeless and very drunk people at parties.
        Strength seems to over ride price in these sections and the majority buy whats currently advertised on TV.

    28. Re:awesome! by Muad'Dave · · Score: 1

      My wife tends to enjoy the Speyside single malts with a sherry cask finish. She particularly likes The Macallan 25 year old single cask/cask strength. Very nice. We have a friend that loves the heavy peat/iodine taste of the western isles, but that's a bit too medicinal for my wife. To each his/her own, I guess!

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    29. Re:awesome! by idontgno · · Score: 1

      Not sure if that was directed at my Oban comment, but in case it was...
      I was not meaning to Pooh Pooh his selection, just noting that neophytes to Scotch may find it overpowering.

      Yes, I took the phrase "bog water" as "pooh-pooh"ing. After a bit of calm reflection (i.e., about 10 minutes after submitting my comment), I realized what you probably meant. Sigh.

      For a lot of neophytes, Scotch in general is overpowering. I'm not gonna claim to be the boldest in the world -- I certainly don't jump into new things with both feet, usually -- but with whisky I still don't know of any "easing into" it. I guess Glenlivet or something. (Which is a fine fine malt, really, and I suppose mild enough to "start" with.)

      As to Nam Beist, I will definitely track that down. Sometimes you want a whisky you have to fistfight a bit before settling down with, and that sounds a bit like it.

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  2. Sounds like a gread DIY project! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Just make sure you have health insurance before you sink your electric drill into your temple.

    1. Re:Sounds like a gread DIY project! by QuickFox · · Score: 4, Funny

      Just make sure you have health insurance before you sink your electric drill into your temple. Are you sure opening your brain chassis won't void your warranty?
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    2. Re:Sounds like a gread DIY project! by jandrese · · Score: 3, Funny

      The scary thing is that there are people out there who drill holes in their head for fun. There are claims that it improves your thinking or wellness or something, but I can't help but to think that the people who actually do this aren't the kind of people I want to ask about improving my thinking.

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    3. Re:Sounds like a gread DIY project! by somersault · · Score: 2, Funny

      Hi, mom? Yeah, can you find my birth certificate? I want to check up on my warranty. Oh, it's expired? Good. Can I borrow some of dad's powertools this weekend?

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    4. Re:Sounds like a gread DIY project! by treeves · · Score: 1

      I've heard of trepanning. Aren't some of them trying to relieve headaches? I think it's crazy, but my headaches probably aren't as bad as theirs.

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    5. Re:Sounds like a gread DIY project! by dargaud · · Score: 1

      Hmmm, reminds me of a different way to arrive at the same objective. Years ago, when I was a beginning climber many years ago we climbed a long classic route called Ula in the Verdon (France). While we were on it we got passed by two old timers who were cruising up. They weren't even belaying each others but, unlike us, they were wearing helmets. As they passed, one told us that we should be wearing them as well: he removed his and showed us a caved in hole as big as a fist inside his skull. 'Rock', he just said and disappeared up...

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    6. Re:Sounds like a gread DIY project! by TheRaven64 · · Score: 1

      I wouldn't be surprised if it does work. My experience of inhaling neat oxygen for a minute, was accompanied by a sharpness of thought that might have been psychosomatic and an improvement in short-term memory that probably wasn't. My understanding of trepanning is that even if it does work as claimed, it still leaves you with a dramatically increased risk of infection, which is likely to cause your death after a small number of years.

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  3. I wonder... by torkus · · Score: 4, Interesting

    ...if that means we can start overclocking our brains too.

    I can't wait to see people walking around with heat sinks sticking out of their skull. Will they have designer ones? :)

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    1. Re:I wonder... by FireFury03 · · Score: 5, Funny

      I can't wait to see people walking around with heat sinks sticking out of their skull. Will they have designer ones? :)

      Bah, I'm waiting for the transparent-skull with blue cold-cathode brain lighting mod...

    2. Re:I wonder... by cayenne8 · · Score: 1
      "I can't wait to see people walking around with heat sinks sticking out of their skull. "

      How long before they have a 'water cooled' system for the brain?

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    3. Re:I wonder... by wowbagger · · Score: 1

      Sorry, but the BBC have the trademark on that....

    4. Re:I wonder... by CastrTroy · · Score: 1

      Isn't that what sweat is? Or your circulatory system?

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  4. Watecooled? by RedShoeRider · · Score: 1

    Sweet! How much of an overclock can I get versus air cooling?

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  5. Meh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Wake me when they have a water cooling option for the brain. Not this boring neuropipe nonsense.

  6. Paste? by popeye44 · · Score: 1

    Are they going to use that new Neurotic Silver Ceramic for the heatsink paste?

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  7. Fan? by InvisblePinkUnicorn · · Score: 5, Funny

    Nice diagram. Is that a fan sticking out the side of the guy's head? Should newegg add a new category for 80mm and 100mm brain cooling fans? Or maybe go water cooled for complete silence? The worst that could happen is it leaks and you finally get the shower you're long overdue for...

    I'd avoid the liquid nitrogen option at this time.

    1. Re:Fan? by Hoi+Polloi · · Score: 4, Funny

      Koolance has released an aluminum, water cooled, brain case. It comes with transparent temple windows too.

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    2. Re:Fan? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'd avoid the liquid nitrogen option at this time.

      That'll bring ice cream "brain freeze" to a whole new level.
    3. Re:Fan? by WallaceAndGromit · · Score: 1

      I've never had luck with Koolance. Have had several fan bearing failures with their stuff. I think I'll wait for the Antec Sonata IV brain case. Or maybe hold out and see what Zalman comes up with. :)

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    4. Re:Fan? by Balanced · · Score: 1

      I picture a truly epic case of brain freeze....

  8. AMD? by Corporate+Troll · · Score: 1

    AMD makes brains now? ;-)

    It's a joke laugh...

    1. Re:AMD? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's a joke laugh...

      It is a bit hard to when the joke isn't funny.

  9. I for one... by AmaDaden · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    I for one welcome our new temperature regulated cyborg overlords.

  10. Too much heat? by sucker_muts · · Score: 4, Funny

    If the problem seems to be too much heat, why do they try to use difficult to install heatsinks?

    Underclocking people! Makes the system way more stable.

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    1. Re:Too much heat? by torkus · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Nonononono. We've already CLEARLY proven that underclocking produces undesirable results. e.g. country music, "war on terror", wardrobe malfunction paranoia, and "for the children!!!11!1one1oneone" movement.

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    2. Re:Too much heat? by Corporate+Troll · · Score: 1

      Underclocking people!

      Ever been a teacher? That's pretty much what schoolkids do during class ;-)

    3. Re:Too much heat? by the0 · · Score: 0

      And here, folks, is one more case for the legalization of marijuana. Maybe we should form a drum circle on the White House lawn.

      WASHINGTON, ARE YOU LISTENING? DUDE??!

      ;-)

    4. Re:Too much heat? by antdude · · Score: 1

      Underclocking makes things slower. Do you want people to go SLOWER? :)

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    5. Re:Too much heat? by paulmer2003 · · Score: 1

      Brain underclockage results in country music? Wow, this was the lamest troll ever. Go die in a fire.

    6. Re:Too much heat? by MikeFM · · Score: 1

      I'd add the war on drugs, the war on immigration, and just throw in a general 90% of the population as being obviously underclocked. Of course my personal problem is that my sleep mode malfunctions - thus explaining this post at 4am.

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  11. i'm against this research by circletimessquare · · Score: 1

    there is nothing more annoying than the whir of a pc fan. now we are going to have epileptics walking around with pc fans whirring on the side of their heads? even those chessy looking "turbo" fans for the processor? uggh, ugly too. how do you accessorize that? earings?

    nah, i'd rather they be epileptics. then when they seize, i can just walk away, like any aesthetically responsible citizen. rather that than have to see and hear all of those epileptics walking the street with pc fan assemblies on the side of their heads

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    1. Re:i'm against this research by quantum+bit · · Score: 1

      uggh, ugly too. how do you accessorize that? earings? Nah dude. It's all about the cold cathode lights.
    2. Re:i'm against this research by Billosaur · · Score: 1

      Actually, take the heatsink, wrap tubes filled with glycol around them, run them through a flask of water, and generate some electricity via the steam. Then use the electricity to run a hard drive brain backup.

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  12. Heatsink? More like a ground... by Sleen · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I doubt the heatsink is contributing anything to the patients ability to regulate cranial temperature. More likely, its providing an electrical ground that helps alleviate the conditions that lead to a seizure.

  13. Here is what it looks like by JackMeyhoff · · Score: 5, Funny
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    1. Re:Here is what it looks like by Sven-Erik · · Score: 1

      Wouldn't something more like the coolant rod systems Scorpius in Farscape use be a better solution than an external heatsink and fan?

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    2. Re:Here is what it looks like by Delkster · · Score: 1

      The first thought to cross my mind when I read the summary was that this gives a whole new meaning to the word "propeller head".

    3. Re:Here is what it looks like by Cornflake917 · · Score: 1

      That fan obviously isn't working. Look how red his face is! Now if you placed two fans on his ears, you'll be able to get a nice air stream going through his head.

  14. Tinfoil Hat by MadKeithV · · Score: 1

    "No, I swear it's not a tinfoil hat! It's a brain heatsink!"

    1. Re:Tinfoil Hat by Anonymous+Monkey · · Score: 3, Funny

      It is only logical that the heatsink would be the visible component. After all, foil keeps the heat in. Therefore the logical setup is aluminum foil hat with a small gap for heatsink connection, and only aluminum components in the heatsink, thus covering the gap in the aluminum foil hat. That way you could have all the benefits of the aluminum foil hat and a heatsink. Also THEY would never know you had shielding under your heatsink.

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    2. Re:Tinfoil Hat by Smordnys+s'regrepsA · · Score: 0

      Actually, They would!

      http://people.csail.mit.edu/rahimi/helmet/

      How about a cyborg/Wifi joke instead?

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  15. Joke Ingredients by ajs318 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Didn't Cuddy the dwarf build a "thinking cap" for Detritus the troll, with a clockwork cooling fan to help cool his silicon brain so he could think faster? There's got to be a joke in there somewhere, what with trolls, cooling fans and everything else, but I'm too lazy to put the bits into the right order. Sort of like the maths teacher who, seeing the corridor on fire and an extinguisher on the wall, returned to bed satisfied that a solution existed.

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    1. Re:Joke Ingredients by somersault · · Score: 1

      In Soviet Russia, troll think faster than you! At least in winter.

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  16. What about making the brain too cold? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Couldn't this be dangerous if the person was exposed to cold temperatures? Cool the brain down too much?

    1. Re:What about making the brain too cold? by macdaddy357 · · Score: 1

      I doubt it. I think the article was a joke, not something that is being seriously considered.

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    2. Re:What about making the brain too cold? by Verteiron · · Score: 1

      And since it seems that cooling the brain induces a form of hibernation... that means that just sitting in front of an air conditioner could knock you cold.

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  17. aren't heat sinks 2 way? by netsavior · · Score: 1

    It seems like most (all?) heat sinks can transmit heat back (or remove heat by being too cold).

    It seems like haveing a slug on your head that could directly cool/heat your brain accidentally according to weather/environmental factors would be dangerous and scary... or at the least hard to manage.

    1. Re:aren't heat sinks 2 way? by Loke+the+Dog · · Score: 1

      Good point. However, mechanical power can be used to transport heat from a colder place to a warmer place. In other words, with batteries, this system could be made more advanced and cool the brain even if the environment is hotter than body temperature.

    2. Re:aren't heat sinks 2 way? by The13thSin · · Score: 0

      True, but unless it's warmer then 98.6 degrees Fahrenheit or 37 degrees Celcius you'll probably benifit from it... wonder if you live in extreme cold climates it might do the job too well though...

      Brainpopsicle anyone? ... *gets grossed out by own joke*

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  18. Cool! by chord.wav · · Score: 1

    He is just desperately trying to be a cool guy. You get it? Cool.

    1. Re:Cool! by Repossessed · · Score: 1

      I'm not sure if you should be modded funny or troll...

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  19. Science fiction becoming science fact ... by haluness · · Score: 3, Informative

    Interesting developement. An analogous idea was used by Alastair Reynolds in Redemption Ark where one of the characters was genetically modified to have high neural processing speeds and required a 'heatsink' (made of bone and blood vessels) to dissipate the extra heat.

  20. Medical implications by the_kanzure · · Score: 2, Informative

    In invasive BCIs, a big problem is getting information out of the head, so many researchers have been using wireless transmission of power and data either by RF (popular) and less commonly IR. The reason they do this is because of infections- and you do not want a brain infection. So how does this heat conduit really work? A direct link from inside the skull to outside the skull is not a good idea, and if there's any skin in between the heat sink and the conduit then that skin is going to die. Maybe it's causing more problems than it solves. If it does what it says it does, then we could easily throw in some more BCIs and not have to worry about too much heat dissipation, which has this nasty tendency to kill brain cells. I maintain a small page on neurotech.

    1. Re:Medical implications by jcmurray · · Score: 1

      ... and you do not want a brain infection

      With regards to infection, there's a biological precedent for outside-to-inside the skull transmission of fluid--via emissary veins--that connect the scalp and intracranial sinuses that drain CSF. This pathway is called a "danger zone of the scalp." The pathway for infection exists already, but the invasive procedure of installing a heat sink could surely allow for additional means of infection, just based on the required surgery.

      Nevertheless, based on the linked diagram from TFA, it appears that the heat sink would rest underneath the scalp's deepest layer, thereby transmitting excess heat outside of the cranial cavity but stopping just superficial to the skull. Therefore it wouldn't project through the skin of the scalp. So it appears IMHO that direct infection through the heat sink would be limited.

      ... if there's any skin in between the heat sink and the conduit then that skin is going to die

      Also, since the heat sink is under the scalp--and skin being the most outer layer of the scalp--there wouldn't be any skin proper between the heat sink and the heat sink's conduit. However, there would be a bunch of connective tissue including arteries, veins and portions of muscle. These could definitely be compromised. Also, if I am correctly interpreting the linked diagram, the heat sink's secondary conduit is the scalp itself! The scalp does an excellent job of dissipating heat from our head as most folks can attest too--particularly those lacking hair. There's also very little fat in our scalp for insulation.

      Even after all that, this therapeutic intervention seems incredibly unusual if effective.
    2. Re:Medical implications by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The scalp does an excellent job of dissipating heat from our head as most folks can attest too--particularly those lacking hair.

      So, basically, you say, those who have problem with seizures, should wear "zero" haircut?
      As secondary consequence, whoever does intellectual heavy lifting, should do so, too?

      Is there a way to estimate or measure (noninvasive method only) current brain temperature? That could help,.
  21. Overclocking by monk.e.boy · · Score: 1

    Overclocking!

    Mind you, we've had speed (amphetamine sulphate) for ages. And it never really caught on with geekers.

    Shame. Imagine Einstein on speed? 2x as many MC^2 per year.

    1. Re:Overclocking by provigilman · · Score: 3, Funny

      Yeah, or he would've OD's at 27 and we wouldn't even have E=MC

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    2. Re:Overclocking by somersault · · Score: 2, Funny

      Nah, we may have E=MC, but he wouldn't have got to the whole squared bit?

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    3. Re:Overclocking by SnoopJeDi · · Score: 1

      This is science, man! Some sacrifices must be made.

      If relativity has to never be invented in order to figure out how to get realtime raytraced holosims running on BrainOS directly, well then so be it.

    4. Re:Overclocking by lahi · · Score: 1

      I was just going to suggest what I think geeks would prefer. But then I noticed your username.

      -Lasse

  22. Cooking Breakfast by retupmoca · · Score: 1

    Does this mean I can cook breakfast on my head now?

    1. Re:Cooking Breakfast by Stormwatch · · Score: 1

      Does this mean I can cook breakfast on my head now?
      No, but you can cook dr. Lecter's dinner. Don't forget the fava beans and a nice chianti.
  23. More Implants by bostons1337 · · Score: 0

    For only $10,999 you can upgrade that implant to include a HDD, L1 and L2 caches, and a 3.0 GHZ dual core processor!

  24. They tried that, it is called tv. by SmallFurryCreature · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Apparently there is a fault in the design, you can't underclock it anymore without flatlining when you watch reality tv and still peoples brain heat up. Mostly from its fevered attempts to crawl out your ear hole.

    But hey, think of it like this, with proper cooling we can really start poring in the juice and all be geniusses. It will be brilliant, we grow so intelligent cooling our brain and powering it up, we might suddenly realize how stupid that is.

    Now that is irony, overclocking your brain to become smart enough to realize it is going to kill you.

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  25. Re:Heatsink? More like a ground... by DigiShaman · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Maybe. Or, it could be that the higher the temp in your brain, the greater metabolism has effect with neural firing.

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  26. Jack's Tats, Now Featuring Treps! by JackSpratts · · Score: 1

    this is just gonna make trepanation advocates that much more insufferable, if that's even possible.

    - js.

  27. Military use by Bob-taro · · Score: 1

    This is from Japan, so obviously this is just another step toward a direct brain interface for battle mechs.

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    1. Re:Military use by Stormwatch · · Score: 1

      This is from Japan, so obviously this is just another step toward a direct brain interface for battle mechs.
      But who is in charge of Gundam?
  28. Water cooling by Joce640k · · Score: 1

    I thought all brains were liquid cooled....

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    1. Re:Water cooling by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I thought all brains were liquid cooled....

      In other words, Gatorade is a must-have when you go take that final...

  29. PRIOR ART! by Bill,+Shooter+of+Bul · · Score: 2, Funny

    I made one for my brother when I was in High School. He was complaining about the thermostat temperature. My room was always 10 degrees colder, so I didn't want the AC cranked anymore than it was. So I took an old Pentium heat sink fan combo, attached a headband and 9 volt. He used it for a while. I'll ask my parents if they still have it.

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    1. Re:PRIOR ART! by lahi · · Score: 1

      The most obvious example of prior art would be the propeller hat, and I'm surprised it hasn't been mentioned yet,

      As Lotus Notes uses it as an icon (for advanced configs or something? I never could figure out!), it "must" be a universal archetype.

      -Lasse

    2. Re:PRIOR ART! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I didn't want the AC cranked anymore

      I'm cranked enough as it is without you overclocking me.

  30. Re:Heatsink? More like a ground... by ajlitt · · Score: 2, Interesting

    That makes perfect sense, since the salts in blood and cranial fluid are such excellent insulators.

  31. Blood-Brain Barrier Breach? by Zymergy · · Score: 2, Interesting

    How does this not open the brain cavity up to Serious Infections? Re: Meninges: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Meninges Aren't our brains "water cooled" (by blood) in the first place?

    1. Re:Blood-Brain Barrier Breach? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't know about you, but my blood mainly circulates inside my own body. Generally, where I live, it's colder outside than it is in my body.

    2. Re:Blood-Brain Barrier Breach? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't know about you - over here in the UK we have Advanced Gas-cooled Brains. I know the US prefer Pressurised Water.....

    3. Re:Blood-Brain Barrier Breach? by ady1 · · Score: 1

      Can't they just replace the blood with something cooler? Liquid nitrogen or something

  32. Liquid cooled by benhocking · · Score: 5, Informative

    The funny thing is the brain already is liquid-cooled. That liquid being the blood, of course. (Perhaps you were already going for this in your joke, but if so, it'll go over so many heads that I thought it worthwhile to explain it in more depth.)

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    1. Re:Liquid cooled by evilbessie · · Score: 1

      No offence but your brain is water _heated_, Humans; and all mammals; being warm blooded...

    2. Re:Liquid cooled by grahamd0 · · Score: 1

      They're not mutually exclusive. Your brain is liquid heated and liquid cooled.

    3. Re:Liquid cooled by jpfed · · Score: 1

      Iirc, Cerebrospinal fluid does more cooling for the brain than blood does.

  33. If we're attaching heatsinks to brains... by FreddyKnockout · · Score: 1

    ..it's only a matter of time before we'll be able to buy clear brain casings to mod our heads! I for one welcome our brain-modded overlords.

  34. My Canine Experience by Scot+Seese · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Years ago our family had a Brittany Spaniel that started Grand Mal epileptic seizures at around 1 year of age. Phenobarbitol only moderately increase the time period between seizure clusters by a week or so.

      While comforting the dog immediately post-seizure one evening, I noticed that he felt warm - his entire body was overheated, as though he'd just come in from a long walk on a hot summer day. To me, the obvious thing to do was to crush 10-15 ice cubes, dump them in a ziploc bag and apply it to the crown of his head. The effect was immediate, and amazing. His anxiety and discomfort disappeared immediately, and the "brain chiller" icepack seemed to lessen the severity of any subsequent cluster seizures, and reduce the number of seizures in a cluster (to almost petit mal effect.)

      To me, this feels like another forehead smacking "well, DUH" discovery. ;]

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    1. Re:My Canine Experience by martyb · · Score: 1

      While comforting the dog immediately post-seizure one evening, I noticed that he felt warm - his entire body was overheated, as though he'd just come in from a long walk on a hot summer day. To me, the obvious thing to do was to crush 10-15 ice cubes, dump them in a ziploc bag and apply it to the crown of his head. The effect was immediate, and amazing. His anxiety and discomfort disappeared immediately, and the "brain chiller" icepack seemed to lessen the severity of any subsequent cluster seizures, and reduce the number of seizures in a cluster (to almost petit mal effect.)

      Thanks for that. Wish I'd thought of it many years ago when I dated a woman who had Grand Mal seizures. I only witnessed one, but it did happen during a hot summer day... hard to watch someone you love struggling and feeling powerless to help.

      I understand there are multiple triggers for seizures, so YMMV, but here's something that worked for her and might help others:

      She tended to have seizures in the morning, during (or shortly after) getting cleaned up for the day. After several times of hearing her tell of having a seizure and then asking what she had done / was doing, I noticed a pattern:

      • happened in the morning (she was NOT a morning person - couldn't concentrate well until 10/11 AM)
      • before she had breakfast (supply of energy available to her at a minimum)
      • before she had taken her medications (therapeutic level at a minimum)
      • after having had a HOT shower (Huh? AHA!)

      The hot shower factor gave me an idea. When it's really hot and humid (90 deg F and 90% humidity), it's really hard for me to concentrate or to have any patience with those about me. It's like I'm already running under load and cannot take much more. Ditto when I am hungry.

      I pointed out to her these common factors I had noticed. She tried changing her schedule around to have a quick bite to eat and her medications first thing in the morning, and to take cooler showers, and it cut her seizures (and "auras" - what she called it before a seizure actually happened) significantly. It's been many years but IIRC it went from 1-2/month to 1/year.

      P.S. She was sure to have a seizure in the morning if she had drank the night before; that was above and beyond the factors I listed earlier.

      Glad to hear the ice pack worked so well for your dog; I'll keep it in mind for the future!

    2. Re:My Canine Experience by Scot+Seese · · Score: 5, Informative


          I should add, that if you've never witnessed a Grand Mal seizure in either a human (or animal) - be glad. Short of hollywood's best effort at demonic possession I can't begin to describe how horrible they are to watch. We had to have the dog I mentioned above put down after he cluster-seized for almost a full day (about a year after his seizures began.) It was of great consolation to find out later, talking with people that suffered from epilepsy, that they (usually) are in no pain during the event. They feel an 'aura' (like migraine sufferers) and regain their senses a minute later, exhausted and sweaty on the floor or sofa, or wherever a kind passerby guided them.

        If you ever witness someone experiencing an epileptic seizure,

      1. Catch them if they are falling, guide them gently to the floor and step away. If they have already fallen down, ask bystanders to step back, move furniture, tables, lamps away from them so they do not injure themselves or damage property while their limbs (may) flail uncontrollably.

      2. Wait. Most seizures "ride out" after less than a minute. DO NOT ATTEMPT TO RESTRAIN THEM and do NOT attempt to put ANYTHING in their mouth. They very well may bite your fingers off. The "they will swallow their tongue" bit IS A VERY DANGEROUS MYTH.

        If they do NOT stop seizing after 10-15 seconds, if they have injured themselves, if you have reason to believe there is a problem with their breathing or pulse, CALL 911. Not all seizures are epileptic in nature. They may be suffering a stroke, or have a non-epilepsy genetic disorder.

      3. If they "ride out" the seizure, empathize. Help them sit up, hand them their purse, briefcase, smile. Tell them they had a seizure and they're OK, talk as though it happens to everyone every day. GIVE THEM A COLD BOTTLED WATER or buy them a soda, anything COLD. Ask if they feel they need medical assistance.

      4. Be glad you don't live in ancient China or Rome, and the person you witnessed seizing was the Emperor. You would be executed. Thankfully we live in more civilized times.

        If you know any (humans) with epilepsy, suggest they look into getting a seizure dog. What?! Yep! Trained dogs that follow you around, and tell you that you're about to have a seizure. Scientists think they can cue in on changes in body odor caused by chemical changes. They are remarkably accurate, many kids with epilepsy can lead fairly normal lives with seizure dogs, even go swimming and ride bicycles. Their furry little pals just start barking a few minutes before the seizure is going to occur, they get somewhere safe and notify friends or family.
      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Seizure_response_dog

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    3. Re:My Canine Experience by vgaphil · · Score: 1

      Excellent post, very informative.

      I would like to add that you should call 911 no matter what the situation is. Anyone who has just suffered a seizure needs immediate medical attention.

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    4. Re:My Canine Experience by zen-theorist · · Score: 1

      and 5.. after all that give them a wedgie and send them on their way!

    5. Re:My Canine Experience by tuxicle · · Score: 1

      During a grand-mal seizure, the muscle spasms are probably what release the most amount of heat. If the dog's head felt any warmer, it was probably due to the increased blood flow to the head.

    6. Re:My Canine Experience by kuzb · · Score: 1
      If you know any (humans) with epilepsy, suggest they look into getting a seizure dog. What?! Yep! Trained dogs that follow you around, and tell you that you're about to have a seizure. Scientists think they can cue in on changes in body odor caused by chemical changes. They are remarkably accurate, many kids with epilepsy can lead fairly normal lives with seizure dogs, even go swimming and ride bicycles. Their furry little pals just start barking a few minutes before the seizure is going to occur, they get somewhere safe and notify friends or family. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Seizure_response_dog

      As someone who was a victim of seizures (idopathic partial seizures) as a child, I can say with all certainty that while some people don't know they're about to have one, some of us do. The sensation for me was something very much like a high pitch whine in my ears, accompanied by numbness, usually a sign that i had less than 2 minutes. This is probably a product of which parts of the brain are affected.

      Fortunately for me, I grew out of it in my late teens. Some of the drugs they give you are almost as bad as having the seizure - I was on a drug called Tegretol, which is in the same family as tricyclic antidepressants. I could have them asleep or awake, but for some reason they were almost always better when I was awake. When having them asleep I'd usually wake up the following day with migraines far worse than any hangover I've ever had.

      The things listed by the parent is, as far as I can tell, good advice. The only thing I'd add is that you give these people you understanding. The experience itself is panic mixed with embarrassment, and not one you ever really get used to. It's good to see that people are making advances in treating this often misunderstood illness.

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  35. Not in charge by Captain+Zep · · Score: 1
    Just to be clear, the Japanese brain heatsink is not in charge of Gundam.

    Z.

  36. Zohhhhhmg! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Fristy prostt

  37. That's one way by bperkins · · Score: 1

    You could also try to develop a temperature sensitive neural inhibitor. That seems more feasible since you don't necessarily have to identify the region you want to be affected.

  38. Strange solution. by Valdrax · · Score: 1

    Smart people would've adjusted the vents throughout the house to control the air-flow better. (My room was closest to the AC unit, so I'm familiar with the problem.)

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    1. Re:Strange solution. by Bill,+Shooter+of+Bul · · Score: 1

      Yeah, something was messed up with the vent control. It wouldn't stay adjusted.

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    2. Re:Strange solution. by Bill,+Shooter+of+Bul · · Score: 1

      Plus, when your only tool is a hammer, all problems start looking like nails.

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  39. Help Democracy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


    Celebrate Che Guevara.

    Thanks for your support of freedom.

    Cheers,
    K. Trout, Marxist

  40. Battletech by UberHoser · · Score: 1

    This kinda reminds me of the cooling vest worn by mechwarriors.

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  41. Mohawk Fan by Galaga88 · · Score: 1

    I'm getting this mental image of an aluminum mohawk coming out of somebody's head, like the sail on the back of ol' Dimetrodon.

    I'm certain this has probably been done in some anime already. Most likely in the late 80's/early 90's.

  42. Scorpius by Odyss · · Score: 2

    ,,goes best with black rubber suit

    1. Re:Scorpius by QuasiEvil · · Score: 1

      Wow, ~80 posts and only one small Scorpius reference? I'm woefully disappointed...

    2. Re:Scorpius by spiderbitendeath · · Score: 1

      I was starting to get scared no one would mention it.

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  43. Rise of the Conjoiners by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Anyone else reminded of the Conjoiners from Alastair Reynolds' Revelation Space series? There's definitely mention of Skade having a modified skull like a crest to increase the surface area for blood cooling purposes.

  44. Simpler solutions by flyingfsck · · Score: 1

    1. Blow air through the ears. 2. Put a radiator on the neck and cool the whole brain down. 3. Wear an ice-togue 4. Move to a northern clime and live in an igloo. 5. No profit - solutions are too cheap.

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    1. Re:Simpler solutions by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      4. Move to a northern clime and live in an igloo.
      Hmmm, is there higher incidence of epilepsy in people of cold climate descent who live in moderate or tropical climate? Marginal inclination toward epilepsy would go without realization in cold climate, but it could surface if given genotype would migrate to warmer climate.
  45. What? I thought these never went out of style by NotQuiteReal · · Score: 1

    Examples: cool hats

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  46. MRI by RandoX · · Score: 1

    Would an MRI rip this thing out by the roots?

    1. Re:MRI by dogmatixpsych · · Score: 1

      Not if the material is non-metal or at least not ferromagnetic. It could interfere with the MRI still but at least it wouldn't be ripped out of the head.

  47. Unfortunately by Dachannien · · Score: 1

    Too bad there's only one slot in the head for a heatsink. I wonder if stacking the arms and torso full of them would work.

    1. Re:Unfortunately by grahamd0 · · Score: 1

      You really want them in the legs. Way more slots and you dissipate a lot more heat when you're standing in the water.

    2. Re:Unfortunately by Dachannien · · Score: 1

      Of course, if you do end up overheating and having a seizure, standing in water is probably not the best place to be.

    3. Re:Unfortunately by vecctor · · Score: 1

      If I had mod points, I would mod you all up for these references.

      Oh, and it depends on the chassis and environment, of course.

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  48. Nothing self-conscious about that - not by Zontar_Thing_From_Ve · · Score: 1

    What a great idea. A very visible device that announces to the entire world that the unfortunate wearer is an epileptic. Epilepsy is a disease that many people are ashamed of because it makes them "different" from everyone else. Can you imagine a child being taunted for such a device? I certainly can.

    Even adults are reluctant to admit that they have the disease for fear of being different. About 9 years ago I played in a recreational coed volleyball league run every fall by my apartment complex. I was a team captain and I complained to the league organizer about halfway through the season about a very strange young lady on my team who didn't drive a car and didn't have normal reflexes. Public transportation is very poor where I lived at the team, so it was definitely quite abnormal for someone to live there and not drive a car. She had to get rides from other people for everything - to go to games, to go to work, etc. I was told by the league organizer that she didn't drive because she had epilepsy. I was quite shocked because this young woman never mentioned it to me when I took her to our games and she acted like she never drove because she never needed to in the past. In reality she couldn't get a driver's license because her epilepsy was too severe. So if even adults are afraid to admit that they have it, I'm having a hard time believing that very many people are going to volunteer for such an obvious display to the world that something is different about them.

    1. Re:Nothing self-conscious about that - not by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why do you assume that she was too ashamed to tell you, and didn't tell you because she didn't want to? Do you tell everyone about all of your problems?

      Plus you're basically suggesting being ostracized is worse than whatever extreme form of epilepsy they're intending to treat with this. Having seen that Discovery program "Surgery Saved My Life" where an epileptic undertook a potentially-lethal surgery in the off-chance that it would stop his life-ruining seizures, I'd bet not everyone would feel that way.

  49. mohawk heat sink? by bryny · · Score: 2, Funny

    I'm thinking a passive radiator might work. Say something like an aluminum mohawk -- perhaps shaped like stegasaurus dorsal plates.....

  50. XBox by PrimordialSoup · · Score: 1

    but does it cook an egg yet ??

  51. ice cream brain freeze .... good..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ice cream brain freeze .... good.....!

  52. Re:No freakin' way! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Indeed it is crazy... but I wonder how many people will be willing to put a heatsink in their head.

  53. When I get to heaven... by GigaHurtsMyRobot · · Score: 0

    I'm going to tear God a new asshole for doing such a crappy job with the thermal paste.

  54. Stock heatsinks are terrible. by VTMarik · · Score: 1

    Everyone knows that the default heatsink never works as well as it needs to.

    Look for a boom in tower and pipe-style heatsink sales among epileptics in the near future.

  55. Collective by Dylon · · Score: 1

    For those of you opposed to systens controlling the physiology of our brains, resistance is futile. You will be assimilated.

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  56. Terry Pratchett was on the right track by hcdejong · · Score: 1

    with trolls being able to think better when it's cold.

  57. What about fevers? by SwordsmanLuke · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Correct me if I'm wrong (IANAD), but I understood that part of the problem with high fevers was that the heat eventually caused brain damage. I wonder if such a device would have a fever-lowering effect as well. Obviously, we're not going to start installing these in every kid with the flu, but I'm curious if this would work.

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    1. Re:What about fevers? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's actually much more dangerous, not just your brain. Proteins in your body (all over and throughout your body, not just in your brain) will break down if the body temperature gets too high, hence a high fever is a genuine emergency.

      Here's a relevent clip:

      interactions in many proteins and denature them. This temperature is not that much higher than normal body temperature (37C or 98.6F), so this fact demonstrates how dangerous a high fever can be.

      And a general description (high school chemistry needed...:-)) that describes how protein denaturation is the actual problem.
      http://findarticles.com/p/articles/mi_gx5216/is_2004/ai_n19132650

    2. Re:What about fevers? by Nephrite · · Score: 2, Informative

      Fever is body reaction to an infection. Body temperature rises to make intruding bacteries less comfortable. So doctors recommend not to use fever-reducing drugs and measures until body temperature is as high as 39 degrees Celsius.

  58. Re:Heatsink? More like a ground... by chgros · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I doubt the heatsink is contributing anything to the patients ability to regulate cranial temperature. More likely, its providing an electrical ground that helps alleviate the conditions that lead to a seizure.
    I'm sure your years of research conclusively prove that those Japanese researchers are wrong.

  59. Discworld becomes Sphereworld, is it? by Mercano · · Score: 1

    In one of Pratchett's Discworld novels (The Fifth Elephant, maybe), Sargent Detritus, a troll, who, like all Discworld trolls, have silicon-based brains, starts wearing a helmet with fans built into it. The fans help cool his brain, allowing him to think faster. Lock him in a freezer for a few hours, he'll figure out the answer to the ultimate question, assuming he doesn't freeze to death first.

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    1. Re:Discworld becomes Sphereworld, is it? by Jedi+Alec · · Score: 1

      I believe it was in Men at Arms, in fact.

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  60. Much simpler options available.... by James+McP · · Score: 1

    ...than cutting a hole in the skull. Really a case of "because we can."

    My wife has MS and the episodes of MS are more likely to happen when you get too hot. There are various devices to cool the body and the brain/spinal column in particular, that the MS Society has recommended.

    The simplest is to take a break when you get hot, sit in the shade, and drink something cold to lower core body temperature.

    Next is a "neck tie/ascot" filled with watergel, that stuff they put in the bottom of flowers to slowly release water. The water evaporates, providing additional cooling. Placed around the neck it has a big impact on the blood flow into the brain.

    Sharper Image has a more high tech version that looks vaguely like it's from Dune. It is a collar, or perhaps a torc, that sits across the back of your neck and includes small fans. The combination of metallic plates, the water reservoir, and a blower you get a much larger temperature drop.

    Then you get into the serious cooling vests that range from being filled with watergel for a full-torso temperature reduction to icepack reservoirs that provide extensive cooling.

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  61. Re:Heatsink? More like a ground... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I doubt the heatsink is contributing anything to the patients ability to regulate cranial temperature. More likely, its providing an electrical ground that helps alleviate the conditions that lead to a seizure.

    Yeaaaah. I'm sure that the scientists involved in this project are so ignorant that they can't tell the difference between electrical and thermal conductivity, and you are much smarter than them. That makes perfect sense. Oh, wait...

    Anyway, the way I read it, it isn't regulating "cranial temperature" as a whole but rather operating on the small localized area in the brain that is being affected by the epileptic seizures. What this brings to mind for me is a similarity to severe muscle cramps, which I assume is caused essentially by the relevant nerves being temporarily over-stimulated for some reason, kind of like the storm of electrical nerve activity that happens in the brain during an epileptic seizure. When I get a muscle cramp it is usually in one particular muscle. Could it be that (A) a muscle cramp usually happens in one particular area because the nerve bundles leading to that area tend to overheat and become susceptible to this seizure activity, and (B) an epileptic seizure is just the equivalent of a "brain cramp" that happens to occur in one particular area of a person's brain that is susceptible to this overheating? I'm sure this is a vast oversimplification of course, and possibly a complete misunderstanding of the causes of muscle cramps, but it's interesting to think that the two apparently unrelated symptoms might actually end up being closely related phenomena, biologically speaking.
  62. cool, but... by mindwanderer · · Score: 1

    Let us just pray they don't add bluetooth-enabled devices for controlling the heatsink's fan. Norton's Anti-Spaz 2012. Detects and eliminates all brainware automatically.

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  63. Re: My Real life experience by mike_diack · · Score: 1

    Thanks for someone finally making a serious post, Steve. I've suffered Grand Mal epilepsy since 1987, and your comments are right on the money. Fortunately I rarely have seizures these days, but it has taken a long time for things to stabilise. They are truly debilitating.

    Mike

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  64. Liquid heated by jbeaupre · · Score: 1

    To get the best results, the literature shows that the brain needs to be chilled below normal temperatures. In some old experiments, they would pour ice water directly on an exposed portion of the brain. Two bits of interesting information from that were there were no long term negative effects of reducing portions of the brain to 5C, and in some cases epilepsy was cured. So why did they dump ice water directly? Unfortunately, the brain has more blood flow than most any other tissue. So you are fighting the warming effect of the blood. Unlike your fingers, the body does not shut down blood flow to the brain as it gets cool.

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    1. Re:Liquid heated by The13thSin · · Score: 0

      ...Unlike your fingers, the body does not shut down blood flow to the brain as it gets cool

      I'm gonna go out on a still attatched limb here and say that's probably a good thing.

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    2. Re:Liquid heated by salec · · Score: 1

      So you are fighting the warming effect of the blood.
      Why not cool the neck arteries then?
    3. Re:Liquid heated by Magada · · Score: 1

      Darn good question.
      1. Their idea is to cool only the area responsible for seizures, not the whole brain.
      2. Your idea might work, if not for the fact that it's damn hard to expose those arteries without breaking stuff around them - other arteries, muscles, tendons, veins, important nerves and whatnot; sinking a pipe into a known area of someone's brain is comparatively straightforward.

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  65. Human experiments by jbeaupre · · Score: 1

    You'll be happy to know that human experiments back up your discovery. Ice water has been poured on exposed human brains to stop seizures with excellent results. Seizures were stopped, and in some cases eliminated permanently. Sounds like a joke, doesn't it? But the results were good enough that the only reason it probably isn't don't today is the craniotomy. However, similar experiments (like what the Japanese are doing) are pushing towards eliminating having a gaping hole in your head.

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  66. Gundam by riffzifnab · · Score: 1

    Yes, but will it make you responsible for Gundam?

  67. brain is a heat sink by brianf711 · · Score: 1

    I thought the brain was supposed to cool the heart anyway. At least that is what Aristotle said: http://library.thinkquest.org/C0126536/main.php?currentchap=5&currentsect=history.htm

  68. Migranes by nurb432 · · Score: 1

    Some people's migranes are triggered by extra heat in the head, so it might help them ( us ) as well

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  69. Brain/body heat by CarlJagt · · Score: 1

    There may be something here ... this underlying idea combining "heat and seizure" is notable.

    See, my wife has suffered petit and grand mal seizures since the age of eleven. Up until a change in medications, she was always 'hot to the touch' -- at night radiating heat like a toaster (nice for those cold Canadian winter nights). Sadly, those were years in which seizures came at a weekly, sometimes daily, interval. Since the medication change, she no longer is hot to the touch but cool, sometimes even cold (and can feel chilled in hot weather). Happily, seizure frequency has changed from weekly to yearly.

    Beyond anecdotal evidence, is there truly a meaningful correlation here between temperature and seizure frequency? I'm certainly going to investigate further.

  70. Sounds Plausible to Me by bazald · · Score: 1

    As someone who suffers from migraines, which have a close relation to epileptic seisures, I can attest that I've often felt like my brain was overheating before and during the migraine. Adding additional cooling sounds reasonable enough. On the other hand, cooling pads never made me feel better. Perhaps they only cool my skin and muscles, leaving my brain to melt down...

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  71. copper or aluminium, sir? by wikinerd · · Score: 1
    • Man enters the brain heatsink shop with an English-Hungarian phrasebook.
    • Hungarian (always reading from the phrasebook): I will not buy this Beowulf cluster - it is incompatible with GNU GPL.
    • Heatsink seller: This is a brain heatsink shop, Sir, we don't have Beowulf clusters here.
    • Hungarian: Ah! I will not buy this brain, it is incompatible with GNU GPL.
    • Seller: We only sell heatsinks, see this one here
    • Hungarian: Ya! - My CowboyNeal is full of OMG ponies.
    • Seller: Do you want a copper brain heatsink or an aluminium one, Sir?
    • Hungarian: Will you come to my Soviet Russia, bouncy bouncy?
    • Seller: I don't think you are using it right...
    • Hungarian: If I said you had a beautiful robotic overlord, would you hold it against me? I... I am no longer infected with Vista (looks at the copper heatsink).
    • Seller: The copper brain heatsink, with 3 pipelines connecting directly deep into the spine, costs 6 and 6, please.
    • Hungarian: The third step, profit, awaits you naked on my bed.
    • Seller: Give it to me, Sir (takes phrasebook, finds a page and reads in Hungarian) - Ön érzéketlen hant [if you are the first to find which slashdot meme these Hungarian words mean you can email me your 3-word answer and I'll give you a free link to a site of your choice except goatse)
    • Hungarian violently punches the seller while screaming "developers! developers! developers!"
    • Natalie Portman who overheard the discussion comes and abducts the Hungarian into her Beowulf cluster, while the Hungarian repetitively asks "but does it run GNU/Linux?"

    (a parody of a Monty Python sketch)

  72. Retrograde amnesia by MillionthMonkey · · Score: 1

    I have occipital-temporal lobe epilepsy. It's hard on other people in a different way than for me because I don't remember the seizures, and everyone else does. I come out of them and everyone is shaken, saying stuff like wow, I feel bad for you, it must be difficult etc etc etc and I say, well, I don't remember anything. Seizures are profoundly disruptive to memory. I do have some memories of the actual event, something like extreme pain and screaming agony, but they are very dim.

    There is some pipeline your brain uses to consolidate memories from immediate experience through short term memory into long term memory, and seizures seem to disrupt that completely. There is retrograde amnesia. If I have a seizure on Wednesday, then memories of Monday will be faint. Memories of Tuesday will be even crappier. Memories of Wednesday morning are extremely faint and scattered. The seizure itself is just a blackout with faintly remembered edges. There is also anterograde amnesia. On Friday the acquisition of new memories is impaired, but less than it was on Thursday. Studying and memorization tasks are difficult. And the impairment lasts a long time. The most insidious thing about it is that I never really know when I'm back at 100%. I just notice in hindsight that the things I do get less and less stupid over time.

    Executive function is impaired. Even if it's been a week since the seizure and I feel OK, and everyone has been thinking I'm fine, I'm still writing crappy code longer than I realize. It compiles, is readable, fast, works nicely, etc. but later when I step back and look at it, I realize, WTF is this trying to do? It makes no sense in some subtle way. I only realize later that I didn't understand what my intent was. Decision making is really messed up after seizures, especially during the fugues right afterward. I lost my cellphone during a seizure last year and even though I was dizzy and nauseous I walked a mile up a railroad track in Cupertino to find it. (This is sometimes the only clue I have of a recent seizure- something important is missing, like one of my shoes, etc.)

    Something I'm realizing is that you don't really need much of your brain working if you're going to walk around and talk to people. (This has given me a lot of insight into the way other people behave.) I can be unconscious or in a fugue state, and do complicated stuff like interacting with people, making foolish purchases, convince people I'm OK (easy if I don't remember the seizure). I don't remember what I'm not remembering, and if I'm not fully conscious I can still bullshit my way through things. You can even drive a car like that. Back when I had a license, I had a seizure in a parking lot. Then I immediately forgot about it and drove home not realizing I was post-ictal. I didn't wrap the car around a tree, but I did get lost on the way home from work. By the time I regained consciousness I had driven miles out of my way.

  73. an ounce of knowledge by emlaws · · Score: 1

    Goes a long way, as a person with a severe seizure disorder, and as a person who just had a 5 year old child placed into a medical coma to ease suffering after 9 months of 24/7 seizures. (He has been placed in the coma to die without further pain) had this device been available a year ago... For myself generally a massive control environment, actions and medication helps for the child we had tried everything from placing electrodes into his brain in an attempt to restart the seized areas of his brain to blood cooling etc.. as from the comments I have read the vast majority of the posters are both clueless and well as rude morbid and downright pathetically uneducated let me assist you with at least a simple explanation of a seizure. like the base work seize, a seizure is caused from any single area or center of you brain stops (i.e. seizes) this causes a mass firing of nerves often this mass firing, often thought to be caused from the back up from the stopped area, spreads to other areas of the brain causing an over load and causing the other areas to seize from such a mass firing as this spreads (when it continues) or if it gets to an area controlling a motor function the pat of the body no longer receiving a signal from the stopped center of the brain twitches as both muscle and opposing muscle try to contract simultaneously if the affected center of the brain that is stopped does not restart the process spreads as it effects many motor control sections you see a grand mal seizure often micro seizures occur in almost everyone that are too short or never spreading to a motor control area to be noticed a seizure is NOT only from epilepsy. If I sound a little upset I am sorry I am at reading multiple postings that are rude crude as well as disrespectful for things they have no knowledge of! if the cooler is recommended to me from my neurologist you bet I would get it. would be worth the peace of mind as well as the savings of over $3200 worth of medications I take each month for life. I promise you my insurance would love it also!

  74. Effect on other brain functions? by NewsWatcher · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I have epilepsy and have lived with it all my life. This story interests me as much as what it doesn't say, as for what it does say.

    I have undergone brain surgery to alleviate my symptoms and take piles of medicine, but nothing has worked.

    What I want to know are what are the side-effects from this type of equipment. The brain is a very sensitive organ. Just a few neurons misfiring out of the billions in the brain can cause seizures or other symptoms.

    Stopping the brain from overheating is one thing, but stopping natural heat fluctuations in the brain may have unintended consequences.

    We are talking here about the most complex organ in the body. Mess with it at your own risk, as I have discovered.

    Since surgery I can barely tell the difference between different house keys, because the surgery to my right temporal lobe affected my visual memory.

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  75. So that's why... by jsiren · · Score: 1
    So that's why I keep crashing... my brain is overclocked!

    (I've had epilepsy since 1994, my latest seizure was in 2005.)

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  76. lol by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    still doesnt stop you from downloading that horrible operating system Linux. seriously, what a fuckhead you would have to be to do that

  77. Eek, extra cell phone problem spotted then.. by cheros · · Score: 1

    This makes me even more worried about cell phone radiation - that does heat up as well.

    Why can't we invent something that is good for you? Oh, wait, Guinness. OK then.

    I agree with one writer - do you really need to open the skull for that or can you just generally cool the blood? Or is that not localised enough? As long as it helps I think it doesn't matter - I'm pretty positive that those that suffer this will be ready to do about anything to control the problem, I know I would.

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