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  1. What Microsoft Shouldn't Do For the Xbox 720 on What Microsoft Should and Shouldn't Do For the Xbox 720 · · Score: 5, Funny

    What Microsoft Shouldn't Do For the Xbox 720:

    • 1. Name it Xbox 720.
  2. Like those seen in Terminator? Ummm...no on Electronic Contact Lens Displays Pixels On the Eye · · Score: 2

    The first version may only have one pixel, but higher resolution lens displays - like those seen in Terminator

    No character -- that I am aware of -- had electronic contact lenses in the movie Terminator. I don't recall John Connor or Kyle Reese wearing such lenses. The titular character had a graphical display overlay on the visual input from it's "eyes", but it did not wear contact lenses.

  3. "Subject" does not mean "your first sentence" on Dell's Misleading Graphics Card Buying Advice · · Score: 1

    There used to be a phrase for this

    "Caveat Emptor"

    It's existed since the first caveman traded for something with another caveman.

    I had no idea cavemen spoke Latin!

  4. Take Responsibility For Your Own Actions, DEA! on 88-Year-Old Inventor Hassled By the DEA · · Score: 1

    "A DEA spokesman describes this as 'collateral damage' not resulting from DEA regulations but from the selfish actions of criminals."

    "I had to hit her. She made me do it".

  5. Re:Even if SOPA dies, they'll just reintroduce it on Viacom's SOPA/PIPA Pitch Video, Annotated · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Too bad people would rather sit on the street and whine than they would make a change and vote.

    I think it's even worse that people think voting, at this point, even matters anymore.

    If you want change, you're going to have to attack the sources of the problem: political parties, lobbyists, and the media. Voting is for suckers.

  6. Re:Congress, our representatives? on SOPA Hearings Stacked In Favor of Pro-SOPA Lobby · · Score: 1

    Neither of these are viable options

    I'm glad the Founding Fathers did not think the same way.

  7. Re:Hollywood version ... on Doctor Who To Become Hollywood Feature Film · · Score: 2

    You had me at "big tits".

  8. Lit Crit for Games on A Cognitive Teardown of Angry Birds · · Score: 2

    Cool. It's literary criticism for games, where anything can mean anything.

  9. Re:Article Title on Gadget Allows You to Keep Bees In Your Apartment · · Score: 1

    You think that's bad? I once read of an external laptop battery pack being described as "sexy" in a trade magazine a number of years ago.

  10. Re:Yay Obama! on Obama To Veto Anti-Net-Neutrality Legislation · · Score: 1

    The president preceeding Obama managed to convince many people he was a barely-literate, inbred "President Dunsel". He had to have been pretty intelligent to effectively pull that off.

  11. What do you expect? on Mobile App Search: So Broken AltaVista Could Do It · · Score: 1

    First-generation search engines such as AltaVista â" built when the Web had only a few hundred thousand sites â" produced notoriously goofy and spam-prone results. Well, when you search the Android Market for 'restaurant guide' and the top result is the U.S. Army Survival Guide, it begins to seem like we haven't come very far.

    Why would one expect anything different in a civilization where knowledge (like search engine algorithms) is legally locked away indefinitely from the rest of mankind?

  12. Re:It's only fair use if you go to court... on Universal Uses DMCA To Get Bad Lip Reading Parody Taken Down · · Score: 1

    I wish the Occupy group would add copyright fairuse reform to their agenda.

    Agreed. Copyright reform (or, better yet, abolishment) is something modern society is in dire need of. Unfortunately, things just keep getting worse and worse.

  13. Re:It's only fair use if you go to court... on Universal Uses DMCA To Get Bad Lip Reading Parody Taken Down · · Score: 1

    We need some sort of "single-payer" system for lawyers. Clients should not have to pay for lawyers; lawyers should all be public servants. Sure such an alternative system for compensating lawyers has its downsides, but are they worse than having a justice-system-in-name-only?

    Privatized justice is ludicrous.

  14. Re:Change cannot be stopped on The Case For Piracy · · Score: 1

    While I agree with the majority of your post, if I create something and decide to stop selling it, lock it away, and never let it see the light of day, that should be my right.

    Why on earth would anyone think this? Sociopathy? Megalomania? Why???

  15. Re:I actually agree with the Democrat here on U.S. Senator Wyden Raises Constitutional Questions About ACTA · · Score: 0

    I'm a crazed far-right Republican

    I'm sorry to hear that. I hope you get well soon.

  16. I thought it was because of molecular bonds? on We Finally Know Why Oil and Water Don't Mix · · Score: 2

    The weird thing is, the base theories of chemistry suggest that there's no reason oil and water shouldn't mix,

    Huh? I thought oil and water don't mix because oils have primarily non-polar covalent bonds vs the ionic bonds in water molecules? That's what I was taught, and a quick google finds that this appears to be the generally accepted answer.

  17. Napster? on Rhapsody To Acquire Napster · · Score: 1

    Cool! My dad can finally download 8-tracks legally!

  18. Needs Stabilization on Electric Tron Lightcycle Hits the Streets · · Score: 1

    A bike like this would definitely need some sort of gyro-stabilization similar to the segway (remember those?). That is, it should be able to remain upright on its own. The bike looks a little precarious at slower, city-driving speeds.

  19. Re:kids these days on William Shatner On Star Trek Vs. Star Wars · · Score: 1

    Transporter accident?

  20. Re:Not an issue. on William Shatner On Star Trek Vs. Star Wars · · Score: 5, Funny

    Now put in Babylon 5 and you've got some real *beep* going on. "*beep*"? Seriously, "*beep*"? You couldn't say "sh*t" or "s__t" or even "stuff", or just "*beep*"? The average reader here is probably 30, I'm pretty sure we can handle the occasional in-context swear word.

    He can't help it, When he types "shit", it automatically appears as "*beep*" on your screen.

    /hunter2

  21. Re:they should just create GLang on More Info On Google's Alternative To JavaScript · · Score: 1

    Everything should be free, of course. Software, hosting, lunch. Everything.

    No, only one of those things should be free: the one that is infinitely reproducible at no cost/time/effort.

  22. Re:Welcome to capitalism on Porn-Industry Outsiders Fear 'Shakedown' In .XXX TLD · · Score: 1

    It's under capitalism that you have the concept of intellectual property rights

    Um, intellectual property rights -- specifically patents and copyright -- are inherently anti-capitalistic.

  23. What we need on The Copyright Nightmare of 'I Have a Dream' · · Score: 1

    What we need is an MLK-like figure making an impassioned and influential speech promoting the abolition of patent and copyright laws.

  24. Re:In the end, it doesn't matter. on More Schools Go To 4-Day Week To Cut Costs · · Score: 1

    A particular style of conservative Protestantism actively discourages the proper study of many subjects. In the really extreme cases, they'll go after math departments for teaching that pi != 3

    [Citation Needed]

  25. Re:0 for 275? on Righthaven Loses Again · · Score: 1

    If by that you mean get rid of copyright and patent law, you are absolutely right. The negatives of those two sets of laws far far outweigh the benefits (even ignoring all the stupid lawsuits over them).

    Copyright and patent laws will need to go the way of the dinosaur eventually if human civilization is to continue to advance. The sooner we do it, the better.