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We Finally Know Why Oil and Water Don't Mix

CoveredTrax writes "Everyone knows oil and water don't mix. It's a simple concept, sure, but the hydrophobic interactions between fats and water are crucial to the mechanics of microbiology. The weird thing is, the base theories of chemistry suggest that there's no reason oil and water shouldn't mix, even though it's obvious that's not the case. Now there's an explanation: a team of chemical engineers at the University of California, Santa Barbara have defined an equation that measures a compound's hydrophobic character. It's the first such equation of its kind."

222 comments

  1. I thought... by SJHillman · · Score: 1

    I thought it was to make me exercise more when trying to make my Amish bread every two weeks... the oil always takes extra long to mix in

    1. Re:I thought... by swanzilla · · Score: 3, Funny
      FTA:

      The model quantitatively accounts for the elastic strains, deformations, long-range forces, energy maxima, adhesion minima, as well as the instability (when it exists) as two bilayers breakthrough and (hemi)fuse. These results have several important implications, including quantitative and qualitative understanding of the hydrophobic interaction, and making Amish bread makers exercise more.

      Partial credit awarded.

  2. Huh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I read TFA, and I still don't know why oil and water don't mix. Frankly, I don't think these researchers do, either. They seems to have come up with some kind of empirical formula that describes the interactions without really understanding why they are happening.

    1. Re:Huh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      you mean like newton and gravity?

    2. Re:Huh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, like Newton and gravy.

    3. Re:Huh? by Hatta · · Score: 1

      That's what science does. It describes the way things behave. "why" is an invention of the human mind. It's not cromulent to expect a scientific answer on "why" things happen, they just do.

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    4. Re:Huh? by LordLimecat · · Score: 2

      If science didnt believe there was a "why", it wouldnt bother with experiments in the first place. The why is what we are generally after-- what is the cause?

    5. Re:Huh? by zblack_eagle · · Score: 1

      Funny, I always thought that science was about reproducibility

    6. Re:Huh? by Hatta · · Score: 1

      Scientists may be out to find a why, but it only exists in their minds. "How" and "what" are all that really exist, anything more is anthropomophizing the universe.

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    7. Re:Huh? by JustOK · · Score: 1

      sometimes it is about things that are not reproducible.

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    8. Re:Huh? by MokuMokuRyoushi · · Score: 2

      "Just because" is not an excuse I've ever heard a scientist use. In any case, I think OP actually has something; the discovery is a measurement of what's happening, not an explanation. It seems they still don't know why fat and polar compounds interact the way they do, and in fact are still baffled, because they see no reason for them not to interact normally rather than repel each other. However, we can now measure to what degree it occurs. Anybody want to correct me or clarify? I'm actually pretty interested here.

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    9. Re:Huh? by Gideon+Wells · · Score: 1

      If it is reproducible then we ideally have the "why" down or can tweak till we see the variable that leads to "why". You could have "Why" in experiment 1, but you need at times up to experiment 100 to be sure that "why" is not "interesting glitch".

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    10. Re:Huh? by j00r0m4nc3r · · Score: 1

      mmm fig newtons and gravy

    11. Re:Huh? by rufty_tufty · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Not really.
      Does gravity work because mass distorts space or because of gravitons? At the heart of it most science doesn't care why, but it does care what.
      Now theories are proposed to postulate a why, but they're usually used to encourage more experiments.
      Many of the previous whys have been proved wrong, or at least incomplete, bohr model of the atom Newton's universal gravitation, any theory of superconductivity; but it doesn't matter the experiments and results were real and the ideas produced by the models useful.
      Can't remember who said this, but Asking why we do science is like asking why we have sex, sure sometimes something useful comes out, but that's not the reason we're doing it.

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    12. Re:Huh? by jpapon · · Score: 1

      So you're saying causality is a creation of the human mind?

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    13. Re:Huh? by maxwell+demon · · Score: 1

      Actually we have microscopical theories which are assumed to describe everything (well, everything relevant at that level, at least). Therefore an understanding would mean to derive the formula from those theories (just as we understand why the earth goes around the sun by solving the equation of motion in a gravitational field). We did not fully understand Mercury's movement before Einsteins GR, because we could not completely describe its movement with the existing theories.

      An explanation of why oil and water don't mix would mean to derive that formula from the fundamental laws of physics (in this case electrodynamics and quantum mechanics).

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    14. Re:Huh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

      The answer to "why" something is, is that God did it. All the time. Every time.

      At least according to my grandfather. An overly simplified conversation regarding such went like so:

      Him: Helium rises because God did it.
      Me: Helium rises because it is lighter than the rest of our atmosphere.
      Him: Why is it lighter?
      Me: It has less mass.
      Him: Why does it have less mass?
      Me: Because it does?
      Him: So you admit that God did it.

    15. Re:Huh? by Kjella · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Well there's two meanings:
      Q: Why does the apple fall to the ground?
      A: Gravity

      Q: Yes, you've named the force and given me a formula to calculate it but why does the apple fall to the ground?
      A: We don't know, and even if we ever find something more fundamental that explains gravity, then that again won't have a "why".

      Science explains the "how", when you derive it from other things we often say "why". But if you want turtles all the way down, there's no "why", no reason the universe is this way and not some other way. It's purely descriptive of the way it is.

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    16. Re:Huh? by Hatta · · Score: 1

      Therefore an understanding would mean to derive the formula from those theories (just as we understand why the earth goes around the sun by solving the equation of motion in a gravitational field).

      Solving the equation for motion in a gravitational field tells you what happens, not why.

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    17. Re:Huh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "sometimes it is about things that are not reproducible."

      Kind of like most Slashdotters?

    18. Re:Huh? by Hatta · · Score: 1

      Thanks! That's a really clear way of getting across what I was trying to say.

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    19. Re:Huh? by LordLimecat · · Score: 2

      Reproducibility implies an unchanging cause, that is, a why. If there isnt a cause to something, you will be unable to reproduce it.

    20. Re:Huh? by LordLimecat · · Score: 1

      You would be surprised at how many armchair scientists would declare causality to be simply a figment.

    21. Re:Huh? by LordLimecat · · Score: 1

      Does gravity work because mass distorts space or because of gravitons? At the heart of it most science doesn't care why,

      Those ARE the why. Asking "why" is asking "what caused the phenomenon in question". If its because of gravitons, the gravitons are the why, the distortion is the what, and so on.

      Im not sure if we have a simple failure of communication here, or if people dont understand the definition of "why", or if people are actually denying causality.

    22. Re:Huh? by LordLimecat · · Score: 1

      Q: Yes, you've named the force and given me a formula to calculate it but why does the apple fall to the ground?
      A: We don't know, and even if we ever find something more fundamental that explains gravity, then that again won't have a "why".

      Which is how science works, and what it is all about. If we had no desire to climb further up the chain in causality, we would never do experiments.

    23. Re:Huh? by maxwell+demon · · Score: 1

      Therefore an understanding would mean to derive the formula from those theories (just as we understand why the earth goes around the sun by solving the equation of motion in a gravitational field).

      Solving the equation for motion in a gravitational field tells you what happens, not why.

      No, solving the equation of motion tells you why it happens, by identifying the conditions which are relevant for it happening (the equations for example tell you that if the earth would be much faster, it wouldn't go round the sun but fly away).

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    24. Re:Huh? by digitig · · Score: 1

      Some scientists seem to be saying something along those lines. But separating the how and the why doesn't necessarily do that. In popular usage "why" has multiple meanings. When scientists exclude "why" explanations they're just using one of those popular meanings; they're actually excluding teleological explanations, but most folks are happier with words like "why" than with words like "teleological".

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    25. Re:Huh? by maxwell+demon · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Well, I wonder how he would have coped with the following:

      Him: Why is it lighter?
      You: Because it has fewer nucleons.
      Him: Why does it have fewer nucleons?
      You: Because otherwise it would not be Helium.
      Him: Why would it not be Helium?
      You: Because we humans defined Helium that way.

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    26. Re:Huh? by Darfeld · · Score: 1

      No, he is saying there are no meaning in the fall of an apple.

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    27. Re:Huh? by nomadic · · Score: 1

      Have to add my disagreement here; science is all about the why. In ecology and biology textbooks you'll sometimes see equations like this ("this formula is based on empirical observation") but the authors are typically very careful about distinguishing it from the rest of what they present, and usually describe it in an embarassing tone ("we really wish we knew why this formula works, but for the present moment all we do know is it does").

    28. Re:Huh? by voidphoenix · · Score: 1

      Causality in science is an assumption. You can also refer to the Axiom of Causality. So yes, causality is a creation of the human mind.

    29. Re:Huh? by ShakaUVM · · Score: 1

      Science deals with How stuff works, not Why stuff works. Ten million books on "Why does fire burn?" notwithstanding.

      Why just takes you one level down, and will eventually reach a level called "I dunno, the universe just works that way."

    30. Re:Huh? by rufty_tufty · · Score: 1

      I take your point, but i don't think science is that simple (it never is, but that's it's charm).

      I've tried to write a point below but Feynman explained it far better than I can: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wMFPe-DwULM

      The why of Newtonian gravity is that mass attracts other mass proportional to the two masses and that attraction falls off with distance by the inverse square law.
      Why it does that could be spacial distortion of relativity or it could be gravitons or it could be a new model we have yet to come up with.
      TBH I believe we've already reached the state where spacial distortion is an insufficient answer to the why of Newtonian gravity because it doesn't work at the quantum level and certainly dark matter and energy seem to indicate there may be BIG errors in that model of why gravity works like it does,
      My point is that the answer to the question why changes as human understanding and imagination crafts new model. It is not nore do i think it ever will be an absolute answer.
      Take another example. Why does a rainbow look like it does. Because the rain drops act like a prism. But what about the shape of it? Why can you only see it when the sun is behind you. There is never a simple or full answer to any why question, and the answer to that question also needs to change with your audience.
      Why when my finger touches a key on the keyboard does the key get pushed down? Well i could talk about the electrostatic fields of the atoms as they interact with each other and why they become so strong over small distances to make matter feel solid when in fact it is just electromagnetic fields interacting. None of that though explains why the electrostatic fields around atoms behave as they do. Sure we have equations that describe all these interactions and to get back to the article that is the important point. We have equations for all the things discussed here, from electromagnetism to dynamics of a rainbow to gravity etc. But there really is no good answer to why any of these things.

      See Feynman did say it much much better than me

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    31. Re:Huh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, reproducibility implies an unchanging mechanism, i.e. a how. Linguistically, "why" implies a goal or motive. It is only through the ambiguity of language that reason, cause/effect and motive have overlapping definitions.

    32. Re:Huh? by SleazyRidr · · Score: 1

      I actually thought they did mix. I remember a story a few years ago that said the only reason the wouldn't mix was because of impurities, so ultra-pure oil would mix with ultra-pure water. They had ideas about environmentally-friendly cleaning products.

    33. Re:Huh? by SleazyRidr · · Score: 1

      I should've waited before I hit submit, I didn't think it'd be so easy to find: http://www.abc.net.au/catalyst/stories/s1314925.htm

    34. Re:Huh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It was once said when equating mathematics to a lamp post, that a good scientist will use it for illumination. A bad scientist, like a drunkard, will tend to use it for support.

    35. Re:Huh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm pretty sure it's you who has the failure of communication.

      Gravitons are NOT the why. What caused a phenomenon is NOT the same as asking why it was caused.

    36. Re:Huh? by 2names · · Score: 1

      Ummmm...figment newtons and gravy.

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    37. Re:Huh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How != why

      Never has, never will.

    38. Re:Huh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You turned his grandpa into an idiot. This is how it would have gone.

      Him: Why is it lighter?
      You: Because it has fewer nucleons.
      Him: Why does having fewer nucleons cause it to be lighter?
      You: Because it does?
      Him: So you admit that God did it.

      Only amateurs get stuck into a definition

    39. Re:Huh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nah. The correct answer to that last question would be "Because we defined that way".

    40. Re:Huh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      To be more precise.... pure scientists (eg. physicists) are continually on the search for why.... other scientists and engineers only care about characterizing it to the extent that they can use it for something.

    41. Re:Huh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You don't need to be curious about causality to want to improve your model of the universe -- you might just want to make useful predictions that your existing model is too coarse to provide.

    42. Re:Huh? by atisss · · Score: 1

      An explanation of why oil and water don't mix would mean to derive that formula from the fundamental laws of physics (in this case electrodynamics and quantum mechanics).

      Yet nobody won't be able to explain those fundamental laws with the means of the same system.

    43. Re:Huh? by Bucky24 · · Score: 1
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    44. Re:Huh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I am guessing you never got any post secondary science courses. In high school they like to gloss over things like this. Really shouldn't be done. It is standard practice to use empirical numbers as coefficients for a model. It addresses the fact the model is imperfect by design to make it usable in other situations. A lot of time is spent arguing the accuracy and utility of models.

    45. Re:Huh? by BlueCoder · · Score: 1

      I don't understand everyone eases responses. The summary said why. The actual article didn't. The summary should have said scientists for the first time have an equation to describe the behavior.

      When are we going to have a rating system for submitters accuracy and as users of /. be able to filter based on quality and accuracy?

    46. Re:Huh? by sexconker · · Score: 1

      It's from UCSB.
      Tonight is Thursday, and Thursday is party night in Isla Vista.
      You'll have to wait until Monday for everyone to sober up.

    47. Re:Huh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Damn Shashdot and its parser... Because we defined "lighter" that way.

    48. Re:Huh? by Mab_Mass · · Score: 2

      Does gravity work because mass distorts space or because of gravitons? At the heart of it most science doesn't care why, but it does care what.

      No, it is engineering that really doesn't care about why. Steel is stronger than wood, which is why we build big buildings out of steel and not wood, but to make a building, we don't need to understand why, only how it behaves.

      Science is all about explaining why something happens. If someone could determine, conclusively, the mechanism of how gravity works, that would be a major scientific discovery. At that point, then, we'll how to ask why THAT happens, and thus science continues.

    49. Re:Huh? by sexconker · · Score: 1

      You and the AC chain below you fail.
      The grandfather is not the one asking questions, or even the one challenging.
      He can never lose the "argument", because any challenge you give him can be answered with "because god ...", and there is absolutely no way to disprove him.

    50. Re:Huh? by sabt-pestnu · · Score: 1

      > Science explains the "how", when you derive it from other things we often say "why". But if you want turtles all the way down, there's no "why", no reason the universe is this way and not some other way. It's purely descriptive of the way it is.

      Yep. But as you begin to see the next turtle down, you get a better description of the turtle you are clambering over. We get "how"s in the process of explaining the "why"s.

      "How" begets engineering.
      "Why" begets science.

    51. Re:Huh? by garyebickford · · Score: 1

      Haha!

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    52. Re:Huh? by Mab_Mass · · Score: 1

      I had exactly the same response to the article - they've created a mathematical model the reflects what they observe, but they still don't really understand the mechanism. Looking at the comments of the article, I found a link to the original article. From what I can understand (by reading the abstract), it sounds as if the work was (surprise) a lot more complicated than the article linked above. From the abstract:

      A quantitative and general model is derived for the interaction potential of charged bilayers that includes the electrostatic double-layer force of the Derjaguin–Landau–Verwey–Overbeek theory, attractive hydrophobic interactions, and repulsive steric-hydration forces. The model quantitatively accounts for the elastic strains, deformations, long-range forces, energy maxima, adhesion minima, as well as the instability (when it exists) as two bilayers breakthrough and (hemi)fuse.

      In short, as far as I understand it, their model is built upon a lot of existing models and considers many, known phenomena. If you dove into the actual article, you may get a sense of the "why" but it strikes me as a complicated enough of an explanation that it would probably take a strong background in physical chemistry to fully grok.

    53. Re:Huh? by Kamiza+Ikioi · · Score: 1

      In other words, we really don't "know" anything new, we just added more descriptions to the undefined without really explaining what the undefined is. This didn't explain "how" it worked either, it just showed that using the formula, "it works".

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    54. Re:Huh? by Seyedkevin · · Score: 1

      I suppose science never truly reaches the complete "why". Not yet, anyway.

      For example, one could ask why adding vinegar to baking soda makes bubbles. Because it's an acid and base reaction and the transfer of hydrogen creates water and carbon dioxide. One can then ask why they react. In fact, one can keep asking why to each explanation until we need to get into the particle physics and eventually get to some property of matter that we don't truly understand and must explain with "because they just do."

      In a sense, I think science is about trying to reduce the number of theories based on pure observations in an attempt to try to understand things from the 'core' properties. An analogy would be to be able to explain how a bit of code in a Java VM would work in terms of machine code.

    55. Re:Huh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It was Richard P. Feynman: “Science is like sex: sometimes something useful comes out, but that is not the reason we are doing it. ”
      He also said similar things about Phy

    56. Re:Huh? by camperdave · · Score: 1

      No. Science is about making a falsifiable hypothesis and then making observations to determine if the hypothesis can be falsified. For example, astronomy is a science, but it lacks reproducibility and experimentability. It is purely hypothesis and observation.

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    57. Re:Huh? by PoopCat · · Score: 1

      As the one making the assertion "God did it", it is up to ol' gramps to provide the evidence.

    58. Re:Huh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I concur; I've found the confusion to lie in "why" vs. "how is it that...". Why is philosophy (or religion), how is science. How is it that the sky is blue? Differential light scattering. Why? "Because God made it that way" is as good an answer as any.

    59. Re:Huh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Isn't "How" more important than "Why"?

    60. Re:Huh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wrong. "Why?" questions involve cause and context. When I say "why X?", I am inquiring about the context: it's synonymous with "what is the surrounding or underlying circumstance that caused X?"

      Some people claim that "why" questions are the domain of religion. That's because there's a presumption that the context lies in the purposes of a supernatural being, God, whatever.

      But scientific explanations - models - defer to progressively more detailed models. So, the gas laws - why do gases generally obey the gas laws? It's because they are really lots of little particles with certain properties - it's the kinetic theory and atoms (and you start explaining solids and liquids). So why does liquid helium work go superfluid? Plasmas? Enter quantum theory, relativity, etc...

      But an empirical model which conveys no explanation is nowhere near as powerful as one that comes with a strong conceptual framework. Once you have a conceptual framework, people can start to use their intuition and they get a feel for it.

    61. Re:Huh? by UnknownSoldier · · Score: 1

      > A: We don't know, and even if we ever find something more fundamental that explains gravity, then that again won't have a "why".

      And that's total nonsense. Science _assumes_ that there is no answer to this question, that it is not attainable, and not knowable. The problem is, Science is incomplete: is is _unable_ to answer these types of questions so it it hand-waves them as being "unimportant."

      Science: Answers "How". Ignores Why.
      Religion: Tries to answer "Why" but fucks that up even worse by using incomplete definitions and bastardizing meta-physics.

    62. Re:Huh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I read TFA, and I still don't know why oil and water don't mix. Frankly, I don't think these researchers do, either. They seems to have come up with some kind of empirical formula that describes the interactions without really understanding why they are happening.

      Every other comment in this thread except the OP is stupid.

      Science is about making predictions. Not "explaining" "what" or "why." If your theory creates implies predictions that turn out to work, then your theory has evidence in its favor.

      If these scientists made an empirical formula that doesn't make any predictions outside the narrow scope of the studied cases, then it's not very useful and maybe no even science.

      If they have developed a tool which has predictive power, then it is good science.

    63. Re:Huh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      At it's heart I don't think the OP's question was meant to say that he doesn't understand why but that he still does not fundamentally understand how, given all human definitions we assign to it.

      The article only mentions that it does happen, and that this formula happens to explain how.
        - There's no mention of how the formula came about (what observations led to its development)
        - There's no further explanation of the underlying science.

      If I ask you "Why does the apple fall to the ground?" and you say "Gravity," you would have at least given me the human concept behind understanding.
      If I ask you "Why does the apple fall to the ground?" and you tell me "Weight equals mass times gravitational acceleration" you would not have answered anything.

      Let's not get lost in semantics here. We know what the OP meant when he asked the question.

    64. Re:Huh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Technically, the apple doesn't "fall". The overlapping gravitational fields of the apple and the earth causes them to be pulled towards each other (that's right kids, the earth falls towards the apple! a teensy little bit).

      "WHY" is quite easy. Its because the damn stem gave way.

    65. Re:Huh? by sexconker · · Score: 1

      No it isn't, actually.
      The "citation needed" or "extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence" mentality is fucking retarded.
      If you're the one asking questions than YOU do your own fucking research and experimentation.

      The convsersation should have gone like this:
      Gramps: ...because god did it.
      Kid: K.

      But no - the kid had to be an argumentative asshole who wants to "prove" to his gramps that god doesn't exist (despite such a thing being unprovable), so he goes back and forth entirely missing his grandfather's point. It is not that god did it, it is that it is of little to no consequence, at least for gramps, why things the way they are, so he is content just knowing the way they are.

    66. Re:Huh? by spazdor · · Score: 1

      In many people's parlance, causality is a how question, words like why are reserved for talk of things like intentionality and purpose.

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    67. Re:Huh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That would be the realm of philosophy...

    68. Re:Huh? by LordLimecat · · Score: 1

      Youre oversimplifying it. There isnt always just one "why"; there are usually several layers of causality that go into any event.

    69. Re:Huh? by LordLimecat · · Score: 1

      It sounds like a semantic argument. Why, as I have understood the word, is an inquiry into causes.

    70. Re:Huh? by LordLimecat · · Score: 1

      Reproducibility implies an unchanging cause

      Versus

      No, reproducibility implies an unchanging mechanism, ie, a how

      Im not seeing the material difference between the two statements. Are "how" and "the cause" different things?

    71. Re:Huh? by LordLimecat · · Score: 1

      Science is fundamentally about learning things. What you described above is one of the methods we use.

    72. Re:Huh? by LordLimecat · · Score: 1

      If we stop assuming causality, how on earth do you go about setting up experiments? You would have no reason to believe that you could POSSIBLY reproduce anything, if effects are simply random occurrences.

    73. Re:Huh? by LordLimecat · · Score: 1

      Having read that article, I would add, it says a "basic assumption"-- that is, a foundational assumption.

      Every bit of knowledge and observation we have is fundamentally based on a set of assumptions; without them you would be left doubting everything, including your ability to doubt and your very existence.

    74. Re:Huh? by LordLimecat · · Score: 1

      Your grandfather isnt arguing that there arent natural causes; he is saying there is an initial cause at the beginning of it all.

      In apparently trying to ridicule him, you show your own failure to comprehend what he was saying. I would also note that ridiculing ones grandfather is hardly something to be proud of doing, especially in front of everyone on the internet.

    75. Re:Huh? by LordLimecat · · Score: 1

      That would be the fallacy of equivocation-- you are changing the meaning of words halfway through the conversation. When you first used the word "lighter", it had a specific meaning, but in the followup you suddenly infer that "lighter" ceases to be an objective measurement, but simply one that depends on our definition.

      Thats some clever word-work, but its nevertheless a fallacy.

    76. Re:Huh? by lawpoop · · Score: 1

      That makes it sound like humans define things into existence, and create their properties by declaring them.

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    77. Re:Huh? by LordLimecat · · Score: 1

      Really? Because the alternative to "God is the initial cause" is "something else is the initial cause", or else that "there was no initial cause, and the universe always was". I would note that current evidence seems to indicate the third option is right out, which leaves us with the second-- and you yourself have 0 proof of that.

      He surely has his own reasons for believing in God as the initial cause; what are yours for believing in a different initial cause?

    78. Re:Huh? by LordLimecat · · Score: 1

      This whole discussion has degraded into hairsplitting over the word "why" vs "how". From GGP and my own post, I would have thought it was clear that "why" was simply referring to cause. I dont think OP was trying to determine what sort of intentionality causes oil and water to repel; very clearly we were discussing the physical cause.

      As far as I have always been concerned, the distinction between "why" and "how" is a piddling one. Both are searching for a cause, a reason, an explanation for what is observed or discussed.

    79. Re:Huh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why we do physics/sex .. Feynman

    80. Re:Huh? by Kjella · · Score: 1

      The problem is, Science is incomplete: is is _unable_ to answer these types of questions so it it hand-waves them as being "unimportant."

      Not unimportant, just that it is impossible to narrow down the possible explanations. Each religion tends to give one answer, but none can be shown to be right and the others wrong. If anyone is handwaving, then it's the religions trying to prove what can't be proven.

      That said, most of the world religions do make claims in their religious tests that can be scientifically tested and proven wrong. Unfortunately there's a whole lot of unscientific explanations for this, including "This text is an allegory", "It's a test of faith", "It was written by his disciples" and "It's simplified to their level". No matter if specific claims like the earth being the center of the universe are conceded, the religion lives on.

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    81. Re:Huh? by rocket+rancher · · Score: 1

      If science didnt believe there was a "why", it wouldnt bother with experiments in the first place. The why is what we are generally after-- what is the cause?

      Nonsense. Priests and shaman want to tell you "why' something happened, scientists will only tell you "what" happened. "Why" questions are not scientific -- because to even ask a "why" question requires faith that there exists some kind of meaningful answer in the first place. Faith, by definition, is irrational, so "why" questions are, by extension, also irrational. A scientist, on the other hand, will tell you only "what" happened, and he will insist that he tell you what the error bars in his observations were, as well. If pressed, he will share with you the details of the model from which his assertions about reality flow, but he will then also be at pains to explain exactly where his model stops and reality continues. His is a rational approach to inquiry, unlike the shaman's and priest's approach, who demand the very same irrationality from their flock as they exhibit in their own assertions about reality.

    82. Re:Huh? by rocket+rancher · · Score: 1

      If we stop assuming causality, how on earth do you go about setting up experiments? You would have no reason to believe that you could POSSIBLY reproduce anything, if effects are simply random occurrences.

      That's exactly right. Not assuming causality is no impediment to scientific inquiry -- ask any grad student studying quantum theory, if you don't want to take my word for it. You should read How the Laws of Physics Lie by Nancy Cartwright, a professor of philosophy at the London School of Economics. Her theories on causal inference and objectivity are the direct result of her inquiry into the nature of quantum mixture states and this book is a standard text for students of the philosophy of science. You don't need causality to explain *anything* at the quantum level. Probabilities do just fine.

    83. Re:Huh? by maxwell+demon · · Score: 1

      I get you won't accept for the question "why can't I open this door" the answer "because it is locked" either? Because that's exactly the same: It identifies the conditions (the door is locked) relevant for it (the door can't be opened) happening.

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    84. Re:Huh? by maxwell+demon · · Score: 1

      "Because it does?" is the most stupid answer possible.

      "Because all nucleons have approximately have the same mass" is the right answer here. Well, actually the fact that helium is a gas would also be relevant.

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      The Tao of math: The numbers you can count are not the real numbers.
    85. Re:Huh? by maxwell+demon · · Score: 1

      Well, of two atoms/molecules of different mass, it's obvious that one has to be lighter than the other (note that having the same mass would be something in need of explanation; having different mass is the expected case). And we happened to give the name "Helium" to one of the lightest (not the/em> lightest; hydrogen is even lighter).

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    86. Re:Huh? by rocket+rancher · · Score: 1

      Having read that article, I would add, it says a "basic assumption"-- that is, a foundational assumption.

      Every bit of knowledge and observation we have is fundamentally based on a set of assumptions; without them you would be left doubting everything, including your ability to doubt and your very existence.

      Hmmm, I think you need to re-read your Descartes, especially the first, second, and third meditations in Meditations on First Philosophy. You can doubt everything, including the act of doubting, but you can't doubt that you are actually *doing* the doubting, so you must, therefore, exist. From that first philosophy, via the famous Cogito Descartes establishes Dualism, which survived in one form or another for three centuries, until it was thoroughly demolished by Dennet, Serle, and Churchland around the middle of the last century. You do seem to be sliding into the Existential Trap, though, so I highly recommend that you read Dennett's The Intensional Stance for an easy way out of it.

    87. Re:Huh? by Mindflux0 · · Score: 1

      You don't need causality to explain *anything* at the quantum level. Probabilities do just fine.

      probabilities of what? If it's "probability that X occurs in situation Y" then there's absolutely no difference between that and Newtonian physics. Except that instead of Y => X you have Y => {probability set}
      I don't see any differences in terms of causality. There's a sense in which neither assume it (i.e. neither says "cause") and a sense in which both rely on it (as in, without belief in causality the assumption that these are predictive are unjustified). What's the difference?

    88. Re:Huh? by Mindflux0 · · Score: 1

      Welcome to Hume's nervous breakdown.

    89. Re:Huh? by arse+maker · · Score: 1

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dp4dpeJVDxs
      -Richard Feynman

      Hands down the best response to "why" I have ever heard.

    90. Re:Huh? by rufty_tufty · · Score: 1

      That's the same video i posted above...
      So yes, excellent post, I love it ;-)

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    91. Re:Huh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What? But we *do* know what causes gravity, the center of the earth spinning generates centrifugal forces which draws everything towards it.

    92. Re:Huh? by icebraining · · Score: 1

      The "citation needed" or "extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence" mentality is fucking retarded.

      No, It's an obvious consequence of any epistemic debate.

      If you're the one asking questions than YOU do your own fucking research and experimentation.

      Except the grandson never actually asked a question (well, except a rhetorical one).

      The convsersation should have gone like this:
      Gramps: ...because god did it.
      Kid: K.

      That's fine, but the kid would be stupid to actually believe it.

      But hey, a meteor will hit your bed at 4am.

      I hope you are consistent with what you defend and go sleep on the couch tonight, since I don't have to prove it to you.

      the kid had to be an argumentative asshole who wants to "prove" to his gramps that god doesn't exist

      That's your prejudiced assumption.

      It is not that god did it, it is that it is of little to no consequence, at least for gramps, why things the way they are, so he is content just knowing the way they are.

      And another. Do you know his grandfather? How the hell can you know what is important to him?

      And if it's just sufficient to know how things are, why does he need claim some entity did it?

    93. Re:Huh? by qwak23 · · Score: 1

      Who needs proof?

      I tend to think of religion as the origin of scientific thought. Initially, as humanity gained cognizence, it began to wonder about about it's surroundings, it looked for connections between things. It didn't have much to go on, other than what it could see and manipulate, it looked for patterns in those things and as modern humans still will do, used reasoning to make a best guess at things. Sometimes this led to a pointier stick, other times an anthropomorphic invisible being making things happen. Now we have better theories, ones that better explain our surroundings. As with many other theories, the old outdated ones still have value, at least to some people. Though Einstein may be more accurate, Newton still is a good approximation for what we consider normal. For some people, even though evolution or cosmology is more accurate than "God did it", the "God did it" is good enough for them.

      For me personally, I reject "God did it" because we have better answers now, and our only evidence for "God did it" is your ancient book of choice and what the crazy guy down the street says. But again, who needs proof? We make observations, gather observations and make a best guess from that. We may often get it wrong, or slightly distorted, but we get some new ideas that let us probe deeper and gather more evidence. Proof implies an absolute truth that cannot be questioned, if we could ever find that in regards to the universe as a whole, we ourselves would be god, because there would be nothing left to know.

    94. Re:Huh? by LordLimecat · · Score: 1

      For me personally, I reject "God did it" because we have better answers now, and our only evidence for "God did it" is your ancient book of choice

      We have NO answers now as to "where did matter come from, or how". Stephen Hawking recently (last year) stated,
      “Because there is a law such as gravity, the universe can and will create itself from nothing. Spontaneous creation is the reason there is something rather than nothing, why the universe exists, why we exist"

      The problem is he has no proof for his idea, and noone else has any better ideas, and everyone is basically just saying "nevertheless, we somehow know it CANT have been an initial creator called God. It HAS to be something else, even if we dont know what". That attitude is quite ridiculous.

      I have found it to be true that in order to deny the existence of God, one must generally deny causality, or deny it in certain circumstances-- I understand "Bell's theorem" is used to argue this, and not being a physicist I cannot comment on that. I would note that most people would probably balk if presented with the idea that "In order to reject God, you must deny causal relationships".

      If youre looking for reasons why I find that book to be self-validating, I would note that, for one, unlike intuition and other sources of information which try to tell us that man is correctable, perfectible, and intrinsically good (which fails to account for basically all of human history), the Bible seems to offer insights as to the nature of man, and his will, that are dead on. It correctly understands that while government is a Good Thing, it is also corruptible and inevitably falls prey to corruption. It understands that there are a great many Good Things (wealth, sex, authority), but that man's instinct is to turn them towards evil-- greed, adultery, oppression, etc. There is noone in the Bible-- apart from Jesus-- who is set up to be without fault. Even those it labels "men of God" and "righteous" are, in their own narrative, shown to be terribly sinful folks (David, for example, being a murdering adulterer). Even Peter and Paul are shown to be just men, with their own many failings.

      I am of the opinion that if two theories offer up predictions, and one of them is consistently wrong, and the other right, then the second theory is the most sound and the most likely correct. I find that when it gets to the question "what are we, fundamentally", the Bible is dead on.

    95. Re:Huh? by LordLimecat · · Score: 1

      You can doubt everything, including the act of doubting, but you can't doubt that you are actually *doing* the doubting, so you must, therefore, exist.

      That is in fact where I was heading with my argument. In order to forego ALL assumptions, you would have to give even that up-- which makes no sense, so we all naturally assume that we exist. I probably could have worded it better, but that was the gist of it: the second option I offered up was no real option at all.

    96. Re:Huh? by LordLimecat · · Score: 1

      If all physical phenomena are fundamentally determined by quantum phenomena, which are random chance; then all physical phenomena would thus be determined by random chance. We do not set up physical experiments in this way-- we assume causality.

      It may be that we do not understand the causes of quantum phenomena, but I am a little incredulous that someone could say "I have determined that there are no actors in this situation that I am unaware of". That is like someone trying to create a proof to show that he is never wrong-- its validity would depend on him not being wrong!

      I would also ask, what causes the probabilities? If nothing, what makes that a law of the universe? And how do you differentiate a universal law from a cause, and what is the cause of said universal laws? Why should a beam splitter cause a beam of light to go in one of two directions with 50/50 probability? And how does one ensure that there are not forces that we cannot detect influencing things?

      The entire thing seems like a phenomenal amount of hubris, when we assume we have accounted for all things and know that there is no explanation.

    97. Re:Huh? by qwak23 · · Score: 1

      As I mentioned before, proof isn't part of it. I can no more prove to you that my wife is in my living room right now watching tv right now than I can prove that the universe was created by a giant flaming green badger. I have evidence that I can present, but evidence is not proof. I could take her picture and e-mail it to you, but that picture could be of anyone, anywhere, at any time. But you could make a guess based on the evidence I present of the truth of my statement, though it would never be proven. Proof is only ever involved in math and liquor.

      You mention the bible, but that is just one of many possible definitions of god. You see insight in it and have chosen that definition as your causality for the universe as a whole. I see no reason to elevate it above any other definition of god, and generally consider any other possible explanation for causality in the universe as a more viable reality so long as it fits the observable evidence. As that evidence changes, that explanation may change, but that increases our understanding. Again, for some "God did it" is a good approximation, others wish to probe deeper.

      It is still possible there is some bizarre being we would call "God" who created the universe we are currently occupying, I see no evidence to support that line of thinking, but that also doesn't rule the idea out. But given the large variety ideas of "God" being passed around by humanity, I would be hesitant to assume that such a "Creator" had any attributes that matched any profile we've come up with. I would be more inclined to consider that if there actually is a "God", it is likely a lucky guess. What evidence do we really have to support such a being? Do any known doctrines have any evidence? Currently observable evidence? We don't know everything about the universe, probably never will, but we have some guesses, we have currently observable evidence that lends weight to those guesses and we find more everyday.

    98. Re:Huh? by UnknownSoldier · · Score: 1

      > Each religion tends to give one answer, but none can be shown to be right and the others wrong.
      Why do you keep assuming truth is binary?

      > Not unimportant, just that it is impossible to narrow down the possible explanations.
      As a mystic, that's nonsense. If _you_ are unable to come to the answer(s), then you are doing it wrong.

    99. Re:Huh? by PoopCat · · Score: 1

      Saying "God did it" is a cop-out answer equivalent to "I have no fucking clue why but instead of encouraging you directly to seek out answers, I'm going to parrot this bullshit answer that's been bandied around for centuries and that doesn't actually explain _anything_."

      Saying so removes reason from the argument.

    100. Re:Huh? by PoopCat · · Score: 1

      You can provide evidence for your wife being in the living room; you cannot provide evidence for fiery lime-coloured mustelidaeans with a penchant for universe-creation. Whether the evidence of your wife's location is believed, of course, depends on several factors - but the fact is such evidence exists. As you say, proof (originally meaning "test", hence proving grounds, proof of the pudding, etc) is only absolute in mathematics - but there are standards of evidence generally accepted as proof, otherwise we wouldn't have a judicial system worthy of much.

    101. Re:Huh? by LordLimecat · · Score: 1

      you cannot provide evidence for fiery lime-coloured mustelidaeans with a penchant for universe-creation.

      That isnt accurate, you could possibly not provide proof, but there is no hard and fast reason, were your scenario to be reality, that you couldnt find or derive evidence for it-- even if it was as basic as relying on rational deduction.

    102. Re:Huh? by PoopCat · · Score: 1

      So you're saying if said badger existed, you could provide evidence for it?

      By that argument, you've just successfully shown that God does not exist.

    103. Re:Huh? by qwak23 · · Score: 1

      I think my main point was that the type of evidence generally provided for the existence of any sort of creator type being is not empirical evidence. We use as evidence that someone once claimed to have talked to a flaming bush which was actually god and told everyone about this, which then got passed on through thousands of generations, to arrive to us today as evidence for the existence of that particular god. Is it evidence? sure. Is it good evidence? No. Going back to the analogy of my wife in the living room, me stating the fact is still evidence, but it's not very good evidence, providing a picture is better evidence, turning on a webcam and streaming it live, while holding up the marriage certificate is even better evidence. But none of that is proof, we can only provide more and more evidence until the probability of our assertions approaches 1. The judicial system works the same way (or should).

      I could provide evidence of a said flaming badger, but you could probably (and rightfully) conclude that the evidence is very poor and thus the probability of my claim being true is close to 0.

    104. Re:Huh? by Pence128 · · Score: 1

      Ok, two days late, but seriously? You're asking why less of something is is less than more of something?

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    105. Re:Huh? by Pence128 · · Score: 1

      When someone says it could not have been an initial creator called god, what they actually mean is that it is equally likely that it was an initial creator called the Flying Spaghetti Monster. Do you agree that that is a valid explanation?

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    106. Re:Huh? by Pence128 · · Score: 1

      To prove there are questions to which there is no answer, I invoke Russel's teapot. There is an invisible, intangible teapot orbiting the sun between the earth and mars. You can't see it, you can't touch it, you can't sense it in any way. In fact, it has no effect on the universe whatsoever. Does is exist? It is impossible to prove, or even produce evidence that it does or does not exist. Further enquiry into the matter is completely meaningless, ie. unimportant.

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    107. Re:Huh? by LordLimecat · · Score: 1

      I am saying that there is no logical reason that would prevent the possibility of evidence, not that evidence would necessarily follow.

      If you mean to infer that I lack evidence for God, I never said that and do not lack said evidence.

    108. Re:Huh? by LordLimecat · · Score: 1

      We use as evidence that someone once claimed to have talked to a flaming bush which was actually god and told everyone about this, which then got passed on through thousands of generations, to arrive to us today as evidence for the existence of that particular god. Is it evidence? sure. Is it good evidence? No

      And if that were the entirety of the proof-- or even the most commonly cited reason for faith-- you might have a point; but it isnt. We have a large book that contains credible explanations for why people behave as they do, prophetic predictions (Israel's captivity, etc), an incident where an infamous persecutor of the church goes through an inexplicable conversion (resulting in his eventual imprisonment, where he continues to promote the faith even to his own detriment), and the risen christ appearing to several dozen observers. We have the fact that the type of literature that we recognize as "historical narrative fiction"-- which the bible would have to be, if false-- simply didnt exist when it was written. We have the fact that, if the gospels were false, scores should have come forward to dispute the accuracy of the scriptures, causing it to fade into history. And we have the fact that the Bible remains recognized as one of the most accurate histories of that time.

      There are other evidences-- lots of them in fact; the one I find most compelling is the issue of the origin of matter, and how it could possibly exist without a prime mover (though the explanation is complicated enough that I wont bother posting it here to a topic I will likely not have time to revisit before my vacation).

    109. Re:Huh? by LordLimecat · · Score: 1

      If there were equal evidence for each, perhaps, unfortunately for those believing in the FSM, there is not. There is simply ridicule and an amusing graph correlating pirates and global warming going for the FSM, nothing more compelling.

    110. Re:Huh? by Pence128 · · Score: 1

      The whole point is that there is equal evidence for each. None at all.

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    111. Re:Huh? by LordLimecat · · Score: 1

      Yea, and Im saying thats not true, and that I have more evidence for the one.

      However, I note that you never asked whether I did or not-- you seem to have evidence or reasons of your own that no such evidence exists.

    112. Re:Huh? by PoopCat · · Score: 1

      "historical narrative fiction"-- which the bible would have to be, if false-- simply didnt exist when it was written.

      The fuck? Try: Ovid, Homer, and for reaaallllyy going back a long way, The Epic of Gilgamesh.
      The rest of your post uses the Bible's existence as evidence of its accuracy; aren't we above such logical fallacies?

    113. Re:Huh? by sexconker · · Score: 1

      You're an utter moron. It's not a debate. It's not a conversation where one person is trying to convince the other.

      It's a conversation where gramps is telling the kid to fuck off with his pointless questions.
      Gramps is content with what he knows in life, and the rest? Who gives a fuck.
      A lesson the kid, and you, would do well to learn.

      It may be that gramps actually believes in god. If so, unless you can disprove his belief, then he is correct at every fucking turn when he says that god did it. And protip: You can never disprove god, or anything super natural. By definition, such things exist outside the set of all we know - you can always wrap the set of all we know in some other, larger set, and posit that some actor in that set is able to influence the set of all we know.
      Mental exercise: Draw a circle. Draw a bigger circle around it. Repeat until you have drawn all circles.that could contain your biggest circle.

      Such an actor, be the Chrisitan God, aliens, or laws of physics, is a god.

      So in either case, gramps is correct, and the kid is an insolent fuck.

      And in this whole comment chain, the key failure that I pointed out (switching the position of gramps/kid with regards to query/response) still holds.
      There is only one instance in which one can disprove a factual statement (gramps' explanation of things), since there is only one thing anyone can ever provably know: That they exist.

    114. Re:Huh? by Pence128 · · Score: 1

      You have evidence for the existence of god? By all means, shoot.

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    115. Re:Huh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dammit, my mod points expired yesterday!

      +1 Funny.

      Thanks for that.

  3. Entropy by vossman77 · · Score: 5, Informative

    As I teach in my biochemistry class it is entropic cost of not separating them that causes their separation, but I have yet to really wrap my head around this study. Nonetheless, here are some links to the original research:

    * Abstract: http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/21896718
    * PNAS (paywalled): http://www.pnas.org/content/108/38/15699

    1. Re:Entropy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thanks for the links.

    2. Re:Entropy by digitalderbs · · Score: 5, Interesting

      I'd like to add a few points to this useful post, as a related expert.

      As implied by the parent post, one of the biggest reason scientists care is because this is a dominating contribution to the folding of soluble proteins--proteins in water. The hydrophic effect has been understood for a long time (half a centery), including the fact that the entropic contribution to the free energy is proportional to the surface area change between two separate oil droplets and one. (This is the a-a(0) term in their equation.)

      Their equation further adds contributions for the surface tension of the solvent (gamma) and an exponential decay term for the drying of water between the two two hydrophobic surfaces are they approach each other. Such phenomena have been well characterized in the last ten or so years by molecular dynamics simulations, and this appears to be an experimental confirmation of this effect.

      The statement, however, that this paper finally describes the enigmatic hydrophobic effect is a gross PR overstatement.

    3. Re:Entropy by spads · · Score: 1

      I'm not sure about the equation, but I don't like how the article is worded.

      It is true that an isolated oil molecule would form van der Waals interactions with water, however those interactions are more energetically favorable with other oil molecules. It has to do with minimizing the surface free energy (ie. unsatisfied association interactions) of the system. There is less unsatisfied association interaction for oil molec + oil molec vs oil molec + H2O.

      This seems like bs:

      "Yet as high school chem students learn, the set of weak intermolecular forces call van der Waal forces suggest that there’s no reason for the compounds not to attract each other."

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    4. Re:Entropy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > it is entropic cost of not separating them that causes their separation

      Sounds like my first marriage.

    5. Re:Entropy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I agree that this is a bit of a PR overstatement. We've known about hydrophobic effects for a long time, and have been able to account for oil/water separation for a long time. That's not to say that we fully understand the hydrophobic effect. And this new paper does indeed add to that knowledge base, but it's not the "we suddenly go from understanding nothing to understanding everything" that the hype implies.

      I'm a little surprised by the hype, actually, since the principal investigator for this work is Jacob Israelachvili, who literally wrote the book on surface forces. If anyone knows about the state of the art in understanding the hydrophobic effect, it's him!

  4. Fatties have rabies. News at 11 by Culture20 · · Score: 0, Troll

    Fat is hydrophobic, ergo fat people have hydrophobia aka rabies.

    1. Re:Fatties have rabies. News at 11 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Most definitely.

  5. Really... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If they could just solve the why water is wet we'd be good to go...

  6. I read TFA by bryan1945 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    And basically it says van der Waals' theory is wrong, and here is a new equation. That's pretty much it.
    Anyone who knows about this stuff want to take a look at the equation, and see if it makes any sense? Not my area.

    E(D)= -2i(a-a)e^(D-D)
    where:
    E = energy
    D = distance
    a = area of molecule

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    1. Re:I read TFA by bryan1945 · · Score: 1

      Oops
        -2y[sub i](a-a[sub 0])e^(D-D[sub 0])
      Forgot /. doesn't like weird characters.

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    2. Re:I read TFA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It would make sense if they used gamma instead of y. I'm dumbfounded and will have to think more about the implications. Thanks for sharing!

    3. Re:I read TFA by TreeInMyCube · · Score: 1

      A quick assessment ... the hydrophobic ("water-fearing") nature scales linearly with the areas of the molecules, and follows an exponential distribution with the distance between them. The exponential part is similar to the Boltzmann expressions that are used to describe the kinetic motion of the molecules, and they are derived from kinetic theory that treats the molecules like billiard balls. There's a characteristic distance [D sub 0] which represents the size of the organic molecule, and an adjustable coefficient [gamma sub i] that can be adjusted for different substances. Looks legit ...

    4. Re:I read TFA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      1. This is supposedly empirical formula - it offers no insight.
      2. I see no explanation what that (i) stands for (gamma_i in original)

      Others have supposedly mixed oil and water,

      http://www.newscientist.com/article/dn3408-oil-and-water-do-mix-after-all.html

    5. Re:I read TFA by mcgrew · · Score: 1

      I always wondered why a nerd site would make it so hard to post any equation more complex than 2+a=b. It's also weird that math symbols aren't part of the ascii character set.

    6. Re:I read TFA by RobertLTux · · Score: 1

      the first is not bothering to sort out a decent subset of Unicode that is "safe" to use (there are control characters and other nasties in unicode).

      the second is simply lack of space in 255 characters when you have to get drawing characters also

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    7. Re:I read TFA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, y is sometimes substituted for a lower-case gamma because they are similar in appearance.

    8. Re:I read TFA by Randle_Revar · · Score: 1

      I really wish /. had proper unicode support, and MathML or similar.

  7. Leave it to UCSB by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    To research the dynamic of Salad Dressing. And im posting this sitting at work not half a mile from there.

  8. And here I thought by tmosley · · Score: 1

    And here I thought it was because they are more attracted to each other than they are to other types of compounds, ie water strongly hydrogen bonds to itself, squeezing out any hydrophobic molecules, while long hydrophobic chains stack strongly, squeezing out anything that doesn't stack strongly.

    1. Re:And here I thought by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Cool. Looks like you thought wrong!

    2. Re:And here I thought by TeknoHog · · Score: 2

      I thought this too. Another practical reason is that the two liquids usually have different densities, so one will tend to float on top of the other.

      I'm not sure about the stacking theory though. Long-chain molecules are not exactly straight, at least when in the liquid phase. If they were to stack neatly with each other, you would get a crystal. My impression is that polar interactions are generally stronger, so it is mainly water that squeezes out any non-polar intruders.

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    3. Re:And here I thought by Arrepiadd · · Score: 1

      Another practical reason is that the two liquids usually have different densities, so one will tend to float on top of the other.

      You mean like alcohol and water? Or like typical gases dissolved in water?
      The "one floating on top of the other" is a consequence of them not being miscible, not the other way around.

    4. Re:And here I thought by digitig · · Score: 1

      I thought it was because one ran Linux and the other ran MS Windows.

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    5. Re:And here I thought by GospelHead821 · · Score: 1

      Miscibility and solubility are distinct concepts. Alcohol and gases DISSOLVE in water. They are not miscible in water. Oils are not soluble in water but that doesn't mean that the two couldn't exist in mixed phase with the more dense water suspending droplets of oil (emulsification). The three independent factors of insolubility, imiscibility, and different densities explain why you get two distinct liquid phases with oil floating on top. No one of those three factors explains the other two, though.

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  9. My understanding by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In high-school chem, I was taught that water molecules stick together because they are shaped like mickey-mouse heads. (The positive ears are attracted to the negative face, so they all chain together.) Oil is shaped in a straight line, with the same charge on each end, so it has no such effect. When water sticks together, it pushes the oil out, like how popular kids push the anti-social geeks out of their circles, even if they don't explicitly hate the geeks. So, did my chem teacher just make that up? Is it completely wrong?

    1. Re:My understanding by Iniamyen · · Score: 1

      This is what I was taught as well. So I don't really understand what they've done, except create some derived value that may be useful, but doesn't "explain" anything new. And it took them 30+ years.

  10. As Bill O'Reilly would say. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Oil and water don't mix, you can't explain that... Oh, wait. My God's bubble of science ignorance just got smaller again.

    1. Re:As Bill O'Reilly would say. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Insightful

      It still amazes me when I meet atheists who hang their hat on science. Science is extremely valuable, however it's the least tenable theological position.

    2. Re:As Bill O'Reilly would say. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's funny when you use words that you don't understand.

    3. Re:As Bill O'Reilly would say. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Mod parent up.

    4. Re:As Bill O'Reilly would say. by Abstrackt · · Score: 1

      I would argue that no theological position, atheist or otherwise, is tenable. Everyone believes in something but the only conclusive proof we get is when we die, at which point it becomes extremely difficult to say "ha, I told you so!".

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    5. Re:As Bill O'Reilly would say. by jdgeorge · · Score: 1

      Science has mere "practical" or "real world" value. The unmeasurable cosmic power of Spaghetti, on the other hand, is theologically tenable.

    6. Re:As Bill O'Reilly would say. by garyebickford · · Score: 1

      I just have to step in. If you do a bit of study of systems theory, particularly Rossby's constructability analysis and complexity theory, you will learn a particular fact about systems, which is that the complexity of the controller of a system must always be greater than the complexity of the system - else it can not control it. Without going into the details, one of the outcomes of this point is that no entity within a system can know (or deduce?) everything about the controller.

      And from that one can see that no matter what argument you come up with either for or against a God ('controller') that controls the Universe ('system'), there is an equally valid argument against it. The question of whether there is a God is indeterminable, it's a matter of choice. Or, put in scientific terms, both existence and non-existence are not falsifiable.

      Which is just my way of saying (to all sides), "Let's all just quit arguing about this, and let it be!!". Folks who disbelieve in God are not inherently crazy or stupid, and folks who believe in God are not inherently crazy or stupid. And some members of each group are crazy, stupid or both - but not for that reason.

      This does make Pascal's Wager more interesting.

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    7. Re:As Bill O'Reilly would say. by hazah · · Score: 1

      Science is extremely valuable, however it's the least tenable theological position

      It's NOT a "theological position" by any definition of the word "science".

  11. Oil and degassed water mix fine. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    See http://www.newscientist.com/article/dn3408-oil-and-water-do-mix-after-all.html .

    I assume the new theory / equation actually works with both the water and gas molecules in consideration, although in TFA I saw no mention of it.

  12. I thought the reasons whre obvious? by angel'o'sphere · · Score: 1

    If you carefully put oil on top of water, you realize it "swims" as it is lighter than water.

    Now if you shake it, your might expect it could "mix" with water, like alcohol e.g. does.

    Now you have to understand that there are different kinds of "mixes".

    Alcohol in water is a kind of solution, like salt in water (albeit looking closer at it, there is a significant difference).

    However, oil in fact does mix with water pretty fine if you can make the oil into very small droplets.

    Milk e.g. is an emulsion of water an oil (amoung other parts), an ordinary skin cream e.g. is a mixture of oil and water.

    The main reaon why oil and water don't want to mix without help is simple: surface tension of water, and the chain building of water molecules. Water molecules are di-poles. They have a + charged and and a - charged end. Like magnets they build long chains of water molecules. That means instead of staying arbitrary close to an oil molecule they turn away from the oil and look for another water molecule. Most oils/fats have no poles.

    Bottom line molecules that are bi-polar and those that are mono-polar don't mix good (or not at all).

    Anyway that is school knowledge, and yes I have read the posted article ...

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    1. Re:I thought the reasons whre obvious? by cmacdonald · · Score: 3, Informative

      Right, but try and use those sentences to predict and calculate the magnitude of those forces. How is that going? The reason this seems to be significant is it allows us to model these forces beyond the the explanation of "the oil sticks together". Van der waals forces don't apply accurately here so we don't have a good tool to calculate these things. From the actual publication: "A quantitative and general model is derived for the interaction potential of charged bilayers that includes the electrostatic double-layer force of the Derjaguin-Landau-Verwey-Overbeek theory, attractive hydrophobic interactions, and repulsive steric-hydration forces. The model quantitatively accounts for the elastic strains, deformations, long-range forces, energy maxima, adhesion minima, as well as the instability (when it exists) as two bilayers breakthrough and (hemi)fuse. These results have several important implications, including quantitative and qualitative understanding of the hydrophobic interaction, which is furthermore shown to be a nonadditive interaction." While I wouldn't want to imply it's on the following scale, it's along the lines of the difference between "gravity pulls us down towards the earth" and Newton's Law of Universal Gravitation. Long time listener, first time poster. I apologize for not being able to make new lines somehow.

    2. Re:I thought the reasons whre obvious? by pclminion · · Score: 1

      Right, but try and use those sentences to predict and calculate the magnitude of those forces. How is that going? The reason this seems to be significant is it allows us to model these forces beyond the the explanation of "the oil sticks together".

      The headline is "We finally know why oil and water don't mix" which seems to suggest that what has been discovered is more profound than just an improvement in accuracy of calculations. It makes it sound like humanity is a bunch of idiots going "Derrr, the water no mixie with the oil, we dunno why, derrrr."

      What happens when you put 10,000 sports fans in a stadium and light it on fire? I can predict there will be a lot of running, panicing, people falling and getting trampled, some burning deaths, general mayhem. I cannot tell you the exact rate of egress of people-per-second, or tell you how many will die from crushing vs. burning, but I can in general explain WHY the people attempt to exit the building when it catches fire. The title of this article under this analogy would be "We finally figured out why people attempt to exit the building when it catches on fire" when the article actually talks about how to predict the types of panic, rate of egress, ratio of causes of death etc.

      Sorry, that's actually a kind of fucked up analogy but whatever

    3. Re:I thought the reasons whre obvious? by Mab_Mass · · Score: 1

      Your post addresses some of the basic understanding, but it is more complicated than you paint it. After all, if it wasn't why would there still be a lot of research into it? Consider this thought experiment:

      You have a large solution of water with 3 oil molecules floating around inside of the water. Eventually, these 3 molecules bump into each other and stick. By having these two molecules start acting like one, there is a relatively large entropic penalty to be paid, and our understanding of a lot of these other forces doesn't explain who is paying for the entropic loss.

    4. Re:I thought the reasons whre obvious? by angel'o'sphere · · Score: 1

      Why should the 3 oil molecules stick together?
      And why do you believe there is an "entropic loss", what ever you think that is supposed to mean?

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  13. Amazing, what we still don't know... by taiwanjohn · · Score: 1

    I have no background in this area, but I'm surprised to learn that we didn't know this already. Makes you wonder what other "simple" discoveries are waiting in around the corner.

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    1. Re:Amazing, what we still don't know... by taiwanjohn · · Score: 1

      At this point, I don't think it matters much. The damage is already done, we're just going to have to deal with it someday. In the meantime, the rising cost of oil has made alternatives more economical, driving faster uptake. So eventually the problem will solve itself. I just hope a "mass extinction" of Homo sapiens is not a part of that solution.

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    2. Re:Amazing, what we still don't know... by jo_ham · · Score: 1

      Of course you're "allowed" to question manmade climate change.

      Just don't expect any scientist to take you seriously if the reason you're questioning it is that "your results are politically inconvenient" rather than having any actual understanding of the underlying principles.

    3. Re:Amazing, what we still don't know... by Mab_Mass · · Score: 1

      How about the fact that we don't fully understand liquid water?

    4. Re:Amazing, what we still don't know... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have been thinking along these lines as well. It might be possible to make fundamental discoveries about how the electron shell of an atom gives rise to it's chemical and physical properties. There is no way currently to predict the boiling and melting points of an element, let alone a complex molecule.

    5. Re:Amazing, what we still don't know... by Randle_Revar · · Score: 1

      How friction works

  14. Polarity? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm only remembering from High School Science, so I'm sure I'm wrong, but I thought it was as simple as polar/non-polar solvents. Since water is polar, it won't accept a nonpolar (i.e. oil) solute. Or is this just a paper about a new equation describing that relationship?

  15. Yeah right! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    On July 31, 2009, Sterling D. Allan interviewed Paul Pantone, at the Nativo Lodge in Albuquerque, New Mexico, USA, as part of the ExtraOrdinary Technology conference. Progress report on the GEET Plasma Reactor which uses the engine exhaust flowing in one direction to heat up incoming fuel flowing in the opposite direction, around a rod of a specific length, per the type of fuel, to create a plasma gas which then performs in a very unusual way in the engine to profoundly increase the mileage of the vehicle and reduce emissions. It also enables the vehicle to run on a wide variety of fuels, including water, inasmuch as the plasma-created gas is the operating substance. ([http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pbo80DbZHqk YouTube; Aug. 1, 2009)

    source: http://peswiki.com/index.php/Directory:GEET_Reactor_by_Paul_Pantone

    so while some make engine mixing oil and water some say it's impossible. Go figure!

  16. Terrible title and summary by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The paper's authors haven't "explained" anything. They've devised a formula that does an acceptable job of matching empirical data. This isn't the same thing as "understanding" how the underlying competing physical processes give rise to the observed behavior of oi/water.

    1. Re:Terrible title and summary by spikenerd · · Score: 1

      How would you propose to "understand" a natural phenomenon better than building a model that explains empirical observations? I argue that building a model that can make accurate predictions is the very definition of understanding something.

    2. Re:Terrible title and summary by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      Build a good model.

      From upthread: There's a characteristic distance [D sub 0] which represents the size of the organic molecule, and an adjustable coefficient [gamma sub i] that can be adjusted for different substances.

      Sounds more like a fit then a model. It even has 'finaglers constant' (gamma sub i).

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  17. More than just microbiology by sootman · · Score: 1

    > the hydrophobic interactions between fats and water
    > are crucial to the mechanics of microbiology

    Also, salad dressing.

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    1. Re:More than just microbiology by idontgno · · Score: 1

      I am reassured that although we now understand better the molecular interactions between top-grade extra virgin olive oil and an extravecchio balsamic vinegar, the mysteries of the delightful concoction created by forcibly mixing the two are still untouched.

      Explain a good salad dressing down to the quantum level, and it will still be good beyond human comprehension.

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  18. Ig Nobel by ChikMag777 · · Score: 1

    I thought the winners of the 2010 Ig Nobel Chemistry prize disproved the old belief that oil and water don't mix. http://improbable.com/ig/winners/#ig2010

  19. I wonder... by sootman · · Score: 1

    ... what would the gulf oil spill have been like if oil and water did mix?

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    1. Re:I wonder... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      ... what would the gulf oil spill have been like if oil and water did mix?

      It would have been similar to a shark and a bear putting aside their ancient enmity and teaming up... to fight crime!

    2. Re:I wonder... by jfengel · · Score: 1

      Like dark gray mayonnaise.

    3. Re:I wonder... by gewalker · · Score: 1

      Exxon would have saved a lot of money buying and applying oil-dispersing chemicals (pretty much Dawn detergent with additives). This was a major means of responding to the spill. Beach cleanup would not be much of a problem, etc. -- Would be better environmentally in just about every way.

  20. how is baby formed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    OH FFS

    A measure of particular phobic character does not explain why the membranes materialize.

    1. Re:how is baby formed by Reverand+Dave · · Score: 4, Funny

      Hey, if you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate.

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  21. yeah, well, actually, they do mix. by cellocgw · · Score: 2

    Old news -- maybe you youngsters can't remember:

    yes they do

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    1. Re:yeah, well, actually, they do mix. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you read TFA and your article, you would see that they aren't in opposition with each other.

      Your linked article states even though they may have caused oil to mix with water, it did not solve the hydrophobic forces (only that dissolved gasses seems to play a role). TFA states the chemical engineers in question state they solved the hydrophobic forces.

  22. Did you? by mrtumnus · · Score: 1

    That would be E(D) = -2y[sub i](a-a[sub 0])e^(-D/D[sub 0])

  23. Blackboards Again!!!!! by guitardood · · Score: 0

    The OP said in his subject that now we KNOW why. No we don't!!!! We just have a couple of overpaid math geeks coming up with some algebraic gibberish that they hope nobody else will understand enough to question them. Aren't there any real scientists on this planet besides the great folks at JPL? Meaningless equations based on unfounded theories ARE NOT FREAKIN FACTS!!!!!!!!! And to the person who explained science's job as answering 'why', you are correct. However, the 'why' can't be "Because some fairies sprinkled magic dust on the oil and thats what makes it repel water". Just giving a made up answer is NOT answering the 'why'. It's no wonder this planet is going to hell on a short yellow bus. Sorry for the rant, haven't had my coffee yet today.

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    1. Re:Blackboards Again!!!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      amen

    2. Re:Blackboards Again!!!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've got a feeling you're not a scientist nor are you involved in the scientific process.

    3. Re:Blackboards Again!!!!! by guitardood · · Score: 1

      Actually, I was in gifted algebra and physics classes in 7th grade circa 1977. And I'm sure if Mr. Jaloweic(sp?) were able to hear this nonsense his coffin would be drilling to China about now.

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    4. Re:Blackboards Again!!!!! by ErikZ · · Score: 1

      Math is the language used to describe the physical interactions of the universe.

      They think they've come up with something that will accurately describe the physical phenomena of oil and water interaction. This will examined by people who are doing work in relevant studies.

      If you want an explanation of *why* they act like this, go find someone who's job involves working with this phenomena and he/she will probably be happy to talk about it.

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    5. Re:Blackboards Again!!!!! by guitardood · · Score: 1

      science |sns| noun the intellectual and practical activity encompassing the systematic study of the structure and behavior of the physical and natural world through observation and experiment : the world of science and technology. a particular area of this : veterinary science | the agricultural sciences. a systematically organized body of knowledge on a particular subject : the science of criminology. archaic knowledge of any kind. ORIGIN Middle English (denoting knowledge): from Old French, from Latin scientia, from scire ‘know.’

      I understand what math is used for. My problem is with proclaiming that we KNOW FOR A FACT when in fact all we have is a theory that has yet to be scrutinized (ie observed and experimented) by anyone but the people coming up with the equation. Science would be impossible without theories. But those theories need to be proven, usually by exhaustively trying to disprove the theory. That is what I was taught was the correct scientific method. Theories based on theories based on other theories have no place in real science other than to stimulate debate and the 'observe and experiment' phase. There is more proof of the existence of God (again a theory) than some of the theories put forth over the last century.

      I have problems with stating something is a fact when in fact it is just a theory, occasionally accompanied with some circumstantial evidence.

      For example, we are told that the sun IS a Hydrogen fusion reaction. Has anybody actually visited the sun, scooped up some of it's core, performed molecular analysis of said core and shown that it is in fact hydrogen atoms? NO! So the correct statement should be: Current theories suggest that the sun is a hydrogen-fusion reaction. However, it is possible that the sun may be some other as yet undiscovered atomic process on some as yet undiscovered non-existent-on-Earth element that we know nothing about. The fact that it burns similar in a vacuum as hydrogen is just circumstantial evidence among others on which the theory is based, but it still is just theory.

      Again, I have no problem with theories, just the teaching/preaching of theories as fact. In theology, this is possible because faith comes into the equation, however, in science the only things that are truly relevant are facts.

      Think of all the wasted brain energy and the wasted decades of time coming up with theories which expand on Einstein's relativity, which was based on Einstein's 'self-made-up' fact that the speed of light was the maximum velocity that anything could travel which you should know was just DISproved by the folks at CERN.

      All of those theories are now in question because of one missed fact: things can travel faster than light. Coming up with theories which can neither be proved or disproved are a great part of science and make for great science fiction but at some point you have to come back to the real physical world with real problems that require lots of brain hours AND experimentation.

      A scientist making up facts to support a theory would never be taken seriously by a truly scientific mind

      There could be nor more clear example of what I'm talking about than the whole speed-of-light 'fact' which is now NOT-fact.

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    6. Re:Blackboards Again!!!!! by Amouth · · Score: 1

      i think you rather have a problem with things that are beyond your understanding. just saying "However, it is possible that the sun may be some other as yet undiscovered atomic process on some as yet undiscovered non-existent-on-Earth element that we know nothing about" tells me that to you everything should be "theory" and nothing can ever be proved, unless you your self prove it.

      I agree people saying something is fact when it should be theory is wrong, but i didn't see fact anywhere.. and even if their equation is off - for now it gives us a better understanding and therefor helps ups "know" what is going on.

      also your "There could be nor more clear example of what I'm talking about than the whole speed-of-light 'fact' which is now NOT-fact." comment. does you more harm than good to be honest.. the speed of light is in fact a fact.. it can and has been measured and confirmed. I can only assume you are referring to a different finding from a few weeks ago.. which is going though one of the toughest reviews ever, in due scientific process.

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    7. Re:Blackboards Again!!!!! by guitardood · · Score: 1

      First of all the OP title: "We Finally Know Why Oil and Water Don't Mix" please read.

      Second, I didn't say that "I" had to prove anything for myself, just that before spouting off things as fact, they should be facts and not theories. It should be the job of the theoretical scientist to prove his own theory to him/her self through scientific method prior to submitting for peer review.

      Third, in regards to:

      I can only assume you are referring to a different finding from a few weeks ago.. which is going though one of the toughest reviews ever, in due scientific process.

      That is exactly what I'm referring to. Not the speed-of-light but the made-up fact that the speed-of-light is the fastest that anything can travel.

      Lastly, the only thing that I'm having trouble understanding is how someone can argue against my basic premise which is don't teach a theory as fact.

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    8. Re:Blackboards Again!!!!! by Amouth · · Score: 1

      because your examples are so horridly flawed.. your saying that "you" don't have to prove it but that's the jobs of scientists. yet you seem to think the only way of proving the fusion reaction on the sun is to "scoop".. it up and check it.

      and the fact that you are saying "Einstein's 'self-made-up' fact that the speed of light was the maximum velocity that anything could travel which you should know was just DISproved by the folks at CERN" and trying to say people shouldn't preach theories as fact is just ironic. In that case nothing has been "disproved" they have witness something they don't understand and there is peer review going on now (more than just about any other claim this decade) and we will have results in time, clamming that they "disproved" something shows that you are trying to spew theory as fact.

      You are the type of person who questions anything they don't understand and grasps at threads to make things you think are wrong look quite not right. you are the type of person who tries to appear as if they understand a topic and then convince people who have no clue that you know what your saying and make them question the people who actually do understand what is going on.

      In my "theory" you are a troll, and i submit your own comments as evidence.

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    9. Re:Blackboards Again!!!!! by guitardood · · Score: 1

      And you are a moron!

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  24. Um, UNIQUAC? Yes. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    As far as I remember, UNIQUAC is a model that can predict VLE/LLE/VLLE/whatever equilibrias by looking at the character of molecules (if it has a ketone or caboxylic acid, it will have a different character than one that is a straight chain).

    And if I remember right, it does predict that oil and water will not, in fact, be in the same phase since it would then be an LLE.

    However, one should always note that even though there are two phases, small amounts of water are found in the oil phase and vice versa.

  25. first such equation which measures? by smoothnorman · · Score: 1

    a team of chemical engineers at the University of California, Santa Barbara have defined an equation that measures a compound's hydrophobic character. It's the first such equation of its kind.

    Perhaps there's an escape via language lawyerism via "of its kind" but for decades there has been software to estimate the hydrophobicity of small molecules and (relying on even more approximations) proteins. Underlying that software are scores of "equations" that use tables of atomic and molecular fragment parameters of electronegativity and polarizability to calculate 'not bad' estimates of molecular hydrophobicity.

    And while i'll quibble about "the first such equation"; i really think most folks should quibble over "defined an equation that measures", people armed with instruments "measure", equations 'calculate an estimate'. ok, now: hey you kids get off my lawn!

    1. Re:first such equation which measures? by Orsmo · · Score: 1

      Even more correctly, an equation "describes". The accuracy of the description provided by the equation relative to measure, may merely be an estimate, or may be perfect. They may describe the limits within which values must fall, or the values themselves. Measurements themselves are after all, only estimates withing a certain degree of precision. Playing semantics isn't really the point though. What you have here is a theory that accurately predicts and explains the behavior with an accompanying equation that describes how the variables contribute said same behavior.

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  26. Shoddy headline by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is a really shoddy headline and article, and should never have made it to slashdot's front page.

    The non-mixing of oil and water is well understood and has been for many years. You can easily find the explanation in a first year chemistry undergrad textbook.

    The equation provided doesn't in fact offer an explanation and is just an empirical fit to some observed data. Without reading the paper it's hard to know what it's getting at but just from inspecting the equation it certainly isn't anything profound. For example, where is the information on the atoms constituting the molecules? (Probably in the gamma which may be surface tension, but that there's no way you can get the subtleties of hydrophobic behaviour in a single value like that.)

  27. Don't mix good? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Grammer Nazis to the rescue!

  28. BVO by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They don't mix because there's not enough bromintation!

  29. But why does emulsifying cause them to mix by sirwired · · Score: 1

    Just being pedantic, but homogenized milk is an emulsion; milk out of the cow most certainly separates into milk and buttercream (and the buttercream itself is a high-fat emulsion; it still has a lot of moisture in it.)

    If you could explain it away with polar bonds (or lack thereof), why do emulsions emulsify? The hydrocarbon and water molecules have the same number of bonds, and the same density, no matter how vigorously you shake them.

    1. Re:But why does emulsifying cause them to mix by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      1. Emulsions are typically not stable. They will eventually coalesce (or cream or flocculate). Homogenized milk eventually coalesces but it spoils long before that so no one cares.

      2. Shaking, or the high-pressure mixing used in the homogenization of milk, work by adding energy to the system. It's this extra energy that allows the creation of many smaller interfaces instead of the single one large.

      3. Emulsions often use surfactants, which change the dynamics of the interface between the two (now three) liquids thereby providing different coefficients for the equation presented.

  30. It would have been no big deal by sirwired · · Score: 1

    If oil and water DID mix, the total volume of oil, which would have dispersed over the massive body of water that is the Gulf of Mexico, would have been a rounding error. There would have been some localized effects, but not catastrophic ones in any way.

  31. Let me take a crack at this... by snoop.daub · · Score: 5, Informative

    I work in the field on the theory/simulation side, and have actually had dinner and discussed research with Dr. Israelachvili a couple of times. I've only had a chance to skim the paper, but I think I can summarize it pretty well... by the time I've really absorbed it you folks will have moved on to the next shiny new story so I'd better do it now!

    First of all, the report claims that the paper is all about how oil and water don't mix and makes a big deal about how we don't know how that works. For simple stuff like say water and a basic hydrocarbon like octane, that's really not true... it's all about what has already been said above, polar vs. nonpolar (electrostatics) and entropy.

    Things get more complicated when you want to model something like an extended hydrophobic surface, or the interactions and formation of bilayer membranes like we have in a cell. It's been known from experiments since Dr. Israelachvili's work in the 80's that if you take two such surfaces (usually mica functionalized to make it hydrophobic) and bring them together in water, they will repel each other, up until at some point they very quickly strongly attract, expel the water between them and glue themselves together (also called "cavitation"). This is the sort of data shown in Fig. 2 in the paper. The connection with membrane formation is to describe how two membranes behave when they come close together, they have to do something similar to get close enough to fuse (figure 3).

    Figuring out how to describe this behaviour from a theoretical standpoint has been very difficult! We know what all the parts have to be (hydrophobic,electrostatic, steric/Van der Waals, entropic) but haven't been able to put them together in the right way to describe all of the experimental data. What Jacob and his team have done here is found a nice way to 1) describe the hydrophobic interaction between extended surfaces mathematically (the equation above), 2) combine it with all the other parts (figure 4), and 3) show that the equation with a combination of fitted and measured parameters can fit the experimental data pretty well (Table 1). It's very nice work, definitely a step forward in our knowledge of hydrophobic surface and membrane interactions, and I'm going to make sure I study it more carefully soon!

    1. Re:Let me take a crack at this... by ColdWetDog · · Score: 1

      Thank you. Could you explain 'mica functionalized' a bit? Hooked to something? Google wasn't particularly useful.

      (This is why I deal with the noise on Slashdot. Sometimes the signal gets through).

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    2. Re:Let me take a crack at this... by snoop.daub · · Score: 1

      You've guessed the basic idea. Functionalization just generally means binding molecules to some kind of substrate to change the behaviour. It's used a lot on surfaces and these days with nanoparticles. Mica on its own is weakly hydrophilic (contact angle of water on the surface is a bit less than 90 degrees), but can be easily modified with molecules like those shown in Figure 1 to be more hydrophobic.

    3. Re:Let me take a crack at this... by ColdWetDog · · Score: 1

      Thanks again...

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    4. Re:Let me take a crack at this... by snoop.daub · · Score: 1

      So I read the experimental part more carefully. Seems like in this case they aren't really using "functionalization" as it's usually understood, in that their membrane-forming molecules on the mica are not chemically bonded to the surface. Instead the molecules self-assemble on the mica in various ways depending on their concentration, adsorbing to the surface but not chemically bonding, and they examine the interactions between two of these surfaces-with-associated-membraney-things using the surface force apparatus.

  32. Bullshit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Water and oil mix. The hard part is supplying enough energy.
    Hell, if I throw you hard enough, I can mix you into a wall.

  33. Great... by DangerOnTheRanger · · Score: 1

    ...now figure out why people have the hiccups. *hic*

    1. Re:Great... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You'll have your answer when you explain why muscles (the diaphragm in this case) spasm.

  34. I thought it was because of molecular bonds? by Digital+Vomit · · Score: 2

    The weird thing is, the base theories of chemistry suggest that there's no reason oil and water shouldn't mix,

    Huh? I thought oil and water don't mix because oils have primarily non-polar covalent bonds vs the ionic bonds in water molecules? That's what I was taught, and a quick google finds that this appears to be the generally accepted answer.

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    1. Re:I thought it was because of molecular bonds? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually both oil and water are covalently bonded, it's just that water is polar whereas oil is not. As my chemistry teacher told me "like dissolves like" so a non-polar liquid cannot dissolve in a polar liquid or vice-versa. Now there may be some theory or another that disproves this, but I want to say that for the most part it is true.

    2. Re:I thought it was because of molecular bonds? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There is an attractive non-covalent" interaction between all pairs of molecules regardless of whether the interacting molecules are both polar, both non-polar, or one polar and one non-polar. This is known as the van der Waals force". In addition, polar molecules such as water have the possibility of forming non-covalent hydrogen bonds" between each other. The classical explanation for why water and oil don't mix is that for oil to dissolve in water, there are fewer possibilities for favorable hydrogen bonds between water molecules that come in contact with oil molecules, and so the these water molecules form very ordered ice like structures when they surround oil, and this is entropically" unfavorable. This phenomena is known as the hydrophobic effect".

         

  35. Oill and water DO mix, so TFA is all BS. by godel_56 · · Score: 1

    The link below is a transcript from an Australian ABC network science show in 2005, Catalyst.

    Professor Ric Pashley found he could make oil and water mix, and keep the result for more than a year in a sealed container without them separating, simply by getting rid of dissolved gases in the water.

    He demonstrated this in his kitchen!

    http://www.abc.net.au/catalyst/stories/s1314925.htm

  36. Oil and water do mix by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This article http://www.anu.edu.au/CSEM/newsletters/2005/MMMar05.pdf says that by degassing water oil will mix with it.
    I believe that this product http://www.squirtlube.com/products/index.php#sq06 uses the above principal to mix wax(oil) and
    water.

  37. generally accepted answer is for tv watchers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Actually oil and water DO attract, but the water attracts water so much MORE that water attracts oil that the water separates from the oil to be with its own kind. It only LOOKS like it's trying to get away.

    Don't believe me? Consider a single H20 molecule and single lipid molecule. Do they attract or repel? Attract, due to van der Waals force. Why would they repell? Therefore it has to still be true if you add a lot bunch of molecules.

    Please question any "generally accepted answer",

  38. You got your ASS KICKED here by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    http://tech.slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=2466512&threshold=-1&commentsort=0&mode=thread&pid=37651492 chump, and badly. Seems you ran like a beyotch too, Lord Slimecat (or should we just call you pussy instead?).

    1. Re:You got your ASS KICKED here by LordLimecat · · Score: 1

      I unfortunately have better things to do sometimes than go back and read posts from several days back. Sometimes I will continue the conversation, but once a post comes days later, usually Im not going to continue eagerly awaiting your burst of brilliance. Im sure if I were to ever go on vacation we could rely on you to burst into the abandoned conversation to declare victory; your contributions in that regard are appreciated.

      Im glad that you were able to come up with a clever name for me, while remaining AC all the while, however; the irony of it all is delicious and nourishing.

    2. Re:You got your ASS KICKED here by LordLimecat · · Score: 1

      By the way, regarding your posts on that topic, the fact that you post AC on slashdot and are vigorously trying to defend yourself in such an arena to someone you dont know and who has no standing in the dev community kind of kills your credibility. If you had like published articles on this, or even your own blog, you would gain some shreds of credbility, but posting in un-monitored comments on someone ELSES blog and arguing on slashdot dont really do much for your rep.

      Its kind of why I really had no interest in seeing your response-- as wikipedia might have noted, "[citation needed]", and unfortunately you seem to HAVE no citations or credentials-- other than your unsubstantiated claim to have "known Mark from years ago". OOOh, that really tells me whether you know what youre talking about or are simply some wanna-be hack on slashdot.