Father Turtle: So you nervous for the race tomorrow, son? Turtle Jr: No way, Dad! Us turtles NEVER lose to the rabbit! Father Turtle: Riight... but I think you better have a look at the competition.
* In thunders the giant German Rabbit dwarfing Father Turtle and his son *
I can just picture it now...
President Bush delivering a speech in New Orleans to the flood victims proclaiming his administration successfully found a solution to the problem thanks to good old fashioned American ingenuity. Of course, during this time military aircraft will do overhead drops of "Freedom Hammers" and "Salvation Nails". Pound it in the name of freedom, baby.
If software had to suggest doing something for every silly little logical problem that can be solved using a little brainpower I think we'd spend all our lives looking at warning screens and not accomplishing anything.
At least this way people will learn about the importance of backups, the definition of beta software, and reading up on a product before using it. Sure it sucks but hey, sometimes the end justifies the means.
Forget that whole un-manned military vehicle idea. All you gotta do is implant some geese with some modified radio controlled microchips and you got your own mother-flocking air force.
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The rabbits are German not North Korean. RTFA :-)
Father Turtle: So you nervous for the race tomorrow, son?
Turtle Jr: No way, Dad! Us turtles NEVER lose to the rabbit!
Father Turtle: Riight... but I think you better have a look at the competition.
* In thunders the giant German Rabbit dwarfing Father Turtle and his son *
Giant Rabbit: Guten Tag!
I can just picture it now... President Bush delivering a speech in New Orleans to the flood victims proclaiming his administration successfully found a solution to the problem thanks to good old fashioned American ingenuity. Of course, during this time military aircraft will do overhead drops of "Freedom Hammers" and "Salvation Nails". Pound it in the name of freedom, baby.
... what would streaming pr0n look like?
If software had to suggest doing something for every silly little logical problem that can be solved using a little brainpower I think we'd spend all our lives looking at warning screens and not accomplishing anything.
At least this way people will learn about the importance of backups, the definition of beta software, and reading up on a product before using it. Sure it sucks but hey, sometimes the end justifies the means.
Why would Apple want to "sabatoge" mp3 cell phones when Apple itself has iTunes on a cell phone available from Cingular. That's contradictory.
Forget that whole un-manned military vehicle idea. All you gotta do is implant some geese with some modified radio controlled microchips and you got your own mother-flocking air force.
Looks like it's a good time to start investing in property along the picturesque Arizona Bay.
One word: duh. Is an editorial really necessary to state the obvious?