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  1. Re:Go Figure! on Archaeologists Find Oldest Known Mayan Calendar · · Score: 2

    But which time zone?

    Mayan central time

  2. Re:Yeah sure on 'Social Jetlag' May Be Making You Fat · · Score: 1

    Has nothing to do with the italian grinder you went to bed on

    How does dating an Italian woman equate to getting fat? Not all of them cook well!

    Besides, when she grinds your salami it helps you lose weight.

  3. Re:Not Much You Can Do About That on 'Social Jetlag' May Be Making You Fat · · Score: 5, Funny

    It happened to me with kids. I haven't slept-in in years because my kids get up right after the sun comes up.

    Wait until they're teenagers - it will be you telling them its time to get up.

  4. Re:Not Virgin's fault on Pirate Bay Criticizes Anonymous' Attack On Virgin · · Score: 2

    I am a virgin customer and there are loads of ways round it.

  5. Re:Bystanders on Pirate Bay Criticizes Anonymous' Attack On Virgin · · Score: 2, Funny

    I'd have to agree with TPB on this - DDoS has a tendency to affect a lot more than just the target. It's using a grenade to take out a single guy on a bus.

    Yes, Anonymous are the Muslims of the cyber-world

  6. Re:Completely reasonable on Microsoft Blocks 3d-Party Browsers In Windows RT, Says Mozilla Counsel · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I don't find this lock-in too much of a hassle since it only affects the ARM version. I can easily opt to use the Intel version and nothing of value would be lost, in my opinion.

    Until they "unify" their platform on the basis that "its been like that on the ARM for years"

  7. Re:Completely reasonable on Microsoft Blocks 3d-Party Browsers In Windows RT, Says Mozilla Counsel · · Score: 4, Informative

    And, as long as it's compatible with the WinRT APIs (same as Metro IE), there's absolutely no reason why it wouldn't run on Win 8 ARM devices.

    According to TFA Microsoft is restricting the API available to third-party browsers and not allow them on the "classic" desktop.

  8. Re:Cyber Warfare on North Korea Jamming GPS Signals In South Korea · · Score: 1

    Wouldn't this fall under most countries definition of cyber warfare?

    My guess is that since the USA says it may jam or stop the civilian codes if necessary, jamming is not against international law if they can give some sort of excuse for it being defensive. The way these things go, even if it was a really pathetic excuse it would be enough to stop international courts bringing charges. Of course even if they did, the reaction is unlikely to be like that of the USA or other Western countries - hand wringing and either campaigning for the law to change or stopping the practice - they would probably just say "so what".

  9. Re:Turn about is fair play. on UK Home Secretary Bans US Martial Arts Expert · · Score: 4, Informative

    This is a guy who was going to go to the UK to teach people how to kill people IN SELF-DEFENSE. (Really, read the article.)

    Unlike the USA the UK has a concept of minimum force. If you see a black guy in your neighbourhood and think he may be causing trouble you are not just allowed to kill him.

  10. Re:Doesn't anyone care about the country? on GOP Blocks Senate Debate On Dem Student Loan Bill · · Score: 1, Funny

    Don't believe me then in 50 years I dare you to tell me I'm wrong.

    You were wrong comrade Grayhand, ultimately the people wouldn't take it and rose up. Fortunately our beloved chairman took control and benevolently saw that the country is run on behalf of the people - with none of these "elections" to allow the nasty capitalists back in.

  11. Re:Where are the parents? on GOP Blocks Senate Debate On Dem Student Loan Bill · · Score: 1

    *woooossssssshhhhhhhhh*

    That was sarcasm by the GP. The 'M.R.' was supposed to be either "Mr. Republican" or "Mitt Romney". He was pretty much insinuating what you just said.

    Ah - got it now!

  12. Re:Where are the parents? on GOP Blocks Senate Debate On Dem Student Loan Bill · · Score: 2

    Why don't these students just ask their parents for money?

    --M.R.

    Because their parents are still struggling to pay for their own tuition.

  13. Re:Great Idea! on GOP Blocks Senate Debate On Dem Student Loan Bill · · Score: 3, Funny

    Lets keep artificially inflating the cost of university education by subsidizing more gender studies majors!

    Personally I am quite happy to halve the expense and just study one gender,

  14. Re:Obama knows how to play politics if anything. on GOP Blocks Senate Debate On Dem Student Loan Bill · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Both parties are against the small guy

    True, but sad considering that both parties rely mainly on small guys to vote them in to power.

  15. Re:The war on terror is over on TSA's mm-Wave Body Scanner Breaks Diabetic Teen's $10K Insulin Pump · · Score: 5, Funny

    So, someone can beat you for 8 minutes with a lead pipe, I step in and beat you for 3 then stop. You'd still vote for me?

    tempting. Maybe if you told me that it was to prevent terrorism and protect the children.

  16. Re:Wow on Scientists Solve Mystery of Ireland's Moving Boulders · · Score: 1

    Ah, well. What would Ireland be without pointless suffering at the hands of stupid, greedy blockheads?

    But its a member of the European Union now .... oh wait

  17. Re:Wow on Scientists Solve Mystery of Ireland's Moving Boulders · · Score: 1

    If only the english had stayed out of the place originally there likewise would never have been a conflict.

    s/english/scots/.

    Of course we drove the Scots out of the highlands so it is still our fault indirectly.

  18. Re:ugly abomination on 20 Years of GSM and SMS · · Score: 5, Funny

    ugly, overpriced abomination that should die, die, die.

    But enough about cowboy Neil

  19. Re:Wow on Scientists Solve Mystery of Ireland's Moving Boulders · · Score: 0

    Thats northern ireland, a british adminstered territory, a completely different country.

    If only all the Irish thought this way there would never have been a conflict.

  20. Re:crazy on Heartland Institute Learning To Troll On Billboards · · Score: 2, Insightful

    crazy

    Shills for the oil industry.

    Strictly speaking shills for the oil industry are not crazy, just immoral and money-grabbing.

  21. Wow on Scientists Solve Mystery of Ireland's Moving Boulders · · Score: -1, Flamebait

    They only just worked out it was the waves. It reminds me of the joke about the Irishman who studied medicine for five years. He cam to the conclusion that it was nasty tasting stuff that came in a glass bottle.

  22. Re:backup your date to multisources on Dealing With the Eventual Collapse of Social Networks · · Score: 0

    Typical troll.

    Gosh, what a disaster it would be...

    Who said it would be a disaster? You did.

    ...if you lost contact with the hundreds of "friends"...

    Who said there was a hundred? You did.

    ...you don't even know

    Who said I didn't know them? You did.

    So all in all you're saying that what you're imagining I said is stupid. Way to go.

    You see, social networking (not in the internet sense) is like everything else in life: There are no absolutes. Some people I know intimately. Some a little less. Some barely. Some I've just seen. Some I don't know at all. There are various degrees. Not binary.

    What you're saying is that below a certain level of "connection" there is no value at all. Which is utterly stupid of course.

    I know, it's a hard concept. Not binary. I'll give you some time to think about it.

    whoosh....

  23. Re:Time for the Judges ruling? on Jury Rules Google Violated Java Copyright, Google Moves For Mistrial · · Score: 3, Funny

    The real fun begins when Alan Turing's vengeful ghost returns to assert that his invention of the stack renders all implementors of push and pop infringing...

    Alan Turing's downfall was his like of "push and pop".

  24. Re:Not possible, Ace. on America's Next Bomber: Unmanned, Unlimited Range, Aimed At China · · Score: 2

    In terms of underwear bombs, the United States is so huge that while a proliferation of bombs would of course radically change life in the country, they would not destroy it.

    A war on underwear would result in the entire country going commando.

    It was a great success in Scotland

  25. Re:backup your date to multisources on Dealing With the Eventual Collapse of Social Networks · · Score: 2, Funny

    There is one thing I have on facebook and nowhere else: contacts.

    Of course, for family and friends I have their email address / phone number someplace else (namely Google) but there are quite a few "acquaintances" that I connect with exclusively on facebook / LinkedIn / etc.

    Gosh, what a disaster it would be if you lost contact with the hundreds of "friends" you don't even know.