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Archaeologists Find Oldest Known Mayan Calendar

sciencehabit writes "A team of American researchers has discovered a small trove of ancient Mayan texts in a surprising place. In a paper published online today in Science, researchers report finding Mayan astronomical tables and other texts painted and incised on the walls of a 1200-year-old residential building at the site of Xultún in Guatemala. The newly discovered astronomical tables are at least 500 years older than those preserved in the Maya codices, giving researchers a new glimpse of science at the height of the Maya civilization. 'I think we are all astonished by this find,' says Stephen Houston, an archaeologist at Brown University who was not part of the team."

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  1. Go Figure! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    They are just trying to make it sound like we will be here longer. We already know that the world goes "boom" on 12/21/12!

    1. Re:Go Figure! by SJHillman · · Score: 5, Funny

      But which time zone?

    2. Re:Go Figure! by siddesu · · Score: 3, Funny

      It goes boom at 24 hours in every timezone simultaneously, obviously.

    3. Re:Go Figure! by AshtangiMan · · Score: 5, Funny

      Rolling apocalypse

    4. Re:Go Figure! by user+flynn · · Score: 1

      Obviously it happens at the precise moment the earth and sun are directly aligned with the black hole at the center of the milky way.

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    5. Re:Go Figure! by ZombieThoughts · · Score: 1
      I'll be 37 on that date. So for conspiracists, 3 x 7 = 21 which also is 12 when transposed and all the necessary numbers to make 2012.

      So hopefully, it all ends soon, 'cause I'm tired of the conspiracy theories. Get over it.

    6. Re:Go Figure! by qu33ksilver · · Score: 5, Funny

      Oh I just remembered something.. I was making cookies for a website, and while setting the expiry date of the cookies, an idea struck. Guess what did I set the expiry date - 21/12/2012 !! Such an epic easter egg !

    7. Re:Go Figure! by hi-endian · · Score: 1

      I can't tell if this is a joke or if it's serious.

    8. Re:Go Figure! by goombah99 · · Score: 1

      Right above the calendar is an ad from an insurance agent.

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    9. Re:Go Figure! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You need to also include

      3 + 7 = 10

      which gives the other required numeral (otherwise you lose 0).

      Looks like the world revolves around you. :-P

    10. Re:Go Figure! by LongearedBat · · Score: 1

      I wonder what will happen to you if you're in the last time zone, then cross over the dateline before the apocalyse reaches you...?

    11. Re:Go Figure! by FatdogHaiku · · Score: 1

      I can't tell if this is a joke or if it's serious.

      It is seriously a joke...

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    12. Re:Go Figure! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      I wonder what will happen to you if you're in the last time zone, then cross over the dateline before the apocalyse reaches you...?

      You drown in the attempt.

    13. Re:Go Figure! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As long that entertains you...

    14. Re:Go Figure! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      now?

    15. Re:Go Figure! by Chrisq · · Score: 2

      But which time zone?

      Mayan central time

    16. Re:Go Figure! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      I can tell you like the Wind a lot.
      You seem to like large gushes of wind whooshing around you.

    17. Re:Go Figure! by ArsenneLupin · · Score: 1

      Still better than being destroyed by being drowned in a flood of Santorum...

    18. Re:Go Figure! by svick · · Score: 0

      So, never? There are only 12 months in a year, not 21.

    19. Re:Go Figure! by mcneely.mike · · Score: 0

      And now the whooshing noise is in your own head, AC!

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    20. Re:Go Figure! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Rolling apocalypse

      Standard or Daylight Saving?

    21. Re:Go Figure! by RaceProUK · · Score: 1

      Were they chocolate chip cookies? They're much better than those fruit ones any day of the week :)

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    22. Re:Go Figure! by voidphoenix · · Score: 1

      DST or not? ;p

    23. Re:Go Figure! by azalin · · Score: 1

      The Mayans where obviously above DST. Not that you would need this construct without non solar based timekeeping systems (clocks)

    24. Re:Go Figure! by JWW · · Score: 1

      There's a 0 in 12?

    25. Re:Go Figure! by DrXym · · Score: 1

      Just be feet on the right side of the international date line when it starts and hop across when the rolling apocalypse has safely passed by.

    26. Re:Go Figure! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      I'd never heard that explanation for the coming Dec 12 apocalypse until yesterday, when I stumbled upon this site. Actually, the site claims that the earth and the sun are about to pass through the galaxy's galactic plane.

      The reality is that we are between 16 and 98 lightyears from the galaxy's galactic plane, based on several studies on the issue. But, facts are of little importance when we are talking about the destruction of life as we know it!!!

    27. Re:Go Figure! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      I would actually rather prefer drowning (i mean if i have no other choice) in rum. Bacardi, Mount Gay, Pirat, honestly... any rum would do. Though admittedly, id rather it not be santo-rum i drown in. Even when drowning, i drink responsibly.

    28. Re:Go Figure! by Nikker · · Score: 1

      There is 0 in everything ;)

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    29. Re:Go Figure! by eternaldoctorwho · · Score: 1

      *squints eyes* Can't tell if joking or "whoosh"....

    30. Re:Go Figure! by TheTrueScotsman · · Score: 1

      Wonderful example of a kook site. It's even got a marquee.

    31. Re:Go Figure! by Nrrqshrr · · Score: 1

      You fall off the face of the earth, obviously.

    32. Re:Go Figure! by LifesABeach · · Score: 1

      I just hope no one told any Franciscan missionaries.

    33. Re:Go Figure! by scottrocket · · Score: 1

      But which time zone?

      Mayan Standard. But it's a leap year, so it can't happen anyway.

    34. Re:Go Figure! by RockDoctor · · Score: 1

      obviously it happens at the precise moment the earth and sun are directly aligned with the black hole at the center of the milky way.

      That would be a big fat never then, yes?

      The plane of the solar system, and therfore the plane of the Earth's orbit around the Sun, is inclined at a substantial angle to the plane of the Milky Way. That's why the ecliptic isn't even approximately close to the plane of the Milky Way. Well, it's just two ways of saying the same thing.

      So, the only time that the Earth, Sun and SgrA* (the large, dark concentration of matter you refer to) are possibly going to be colinear is when the solar system is at a point in it's galactic orbit where the plane of the ecliptic and the plane of the Milky Way cross in Sagittarius. I don't have a planetarium program to hand (client's computer), but it looks to be several degrees off. So, at around 200 million years per orbit, it's not going to be something to worry about for several million years (if it wasn't a problem for late Miocene apes).

      The actual odds of ever achieving true colinearity ... I'll stick by my "never", to a decent handful of significant figures.

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    35. Re:Go Figure! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Earth Passing through an asteroid field, and this could happen.

  2. Pity by History's+Coming+To · · Score: 1, Funny

    And cue an entire slashdot discussion about base(60)less conspiracy theories. Please, any chance of talking about the archaeology here without descending into numerology? No? Oh well...

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    1. Re:Pity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Let me cowardly start this one

      http://www.khanacademy.org/math/vi-hart/v/doodling-in-math--spirals--fibonacci--and-being-a-plant--1-of-3
      http://www.khanacademy.org/math/vi-hart/v/doodling-in-math-class--spirals--fibonacci--and-being-a-plant--2-of-3
      http://www.khanacademy.org/math/vi-hart/v/doodling-in-math--spirals--fibonacci--and-being-a-plant--part-3-of-3

      What if these numbers natural numbers are simply how nature works and anything else would be a conspiracy!

      Smart people still lurk here.

    2. Re:Pity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Pity? You're the only one who mentioned any conspiracy theory.

    3. Re:Pity by History's+Coming+To · · Score: 1

      Thank you, that's snapped me out of it somewhat. Platonism != Numerology, I'm off to re-read some Anathem.

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    4. Re:Pity by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      That's because everyone else is part of the conspiracy. Now hush, before you give the game away!

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    5. Re:Pity by Bucc5062 · · Score: 1

      That renewed my faith in teaching....Wonderful. Also proves the point that you're never to old to learn for I had not known that about plants. Thank you.

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    6. Re:Pity by johanwanderer · · Score: 1

      Maybe the newer versions of the calendar are better and more accurate? Older isn't always better, you know.

      Back to square one we go :)

    7. Re:Pity by azalin · · Score: 1

      Very nice. Thank you for the links.

    8. Re:Pity by tompaulco · · Score: 1

      And cue an entire slashdot discussion about base(60)less conspiracy theories.
      Thinking that the Mayans predicted the end of the world on 12/21/2012 is like thinking that Cobol programmers predicted the end of the world on 12/31/1999.

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    9. Re:Pity by Spiridios · · Score: 1

      And cue an entire slashdot discussion about base(60)less conspiracy theories. Thinking that the Mayans predicted the end of the world on 12/21/2012 is like thinking that Cobol programmers predicted the end of the world on 12/31/1999.

      Actually, I think COBOL programmers may have made exactly the same prediction that the Mayans did: none of this will still be in use when we overrun our bounds.

  3. Important question! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Was this discovery found in time to interpret it in time for the 12-2012 alignment of the planets?

    JJ

  4. Predictions... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    New discussion about 2012 and how these new Mayan calendars are "more accurate" than the previously known.
    Hence, dooms day is pushed forward in time for another generation to torment and manipulate.

    I bet.

  5. just another reason to hate jesus freaks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

    if those franciscan pricks hadn't torched all of the maya records we wouldn't have to try and decipher this shit off some half-buried wall. all of it was well preserved on codices but the church figured it would be easier to convert them all if they incinerated their cultural history.

    1. Re:just another reason to hate jesus freaks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

      the church figured it would be easier to convert them all if they incinerated their cultural history.

      What? Was the church wrong? Was it harder to convert them without their cultural history?

    2. Re:just another reason to hate jesus freaks by alen · · Score: 4, Informative

      the mayans killed themselves long before the europeans came over. they weren't one people, but a group of city states always fighting each other and destroying neighboring cities

    3. Re:just another reason to hate jesus freaks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, no shit but just like the muslims smashing the faces off ancient egyptian statues when they took over egypt it's a classless act that disrespects world heritage.

    4. Re:just another reason to hate jesus freaks by dmbasso · · Score: 5, Informative

      He was talking about this: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maya_codices
      “[...] recorded their history for more than eight hundred years back, and that were interpreted for me by very ancient Indians.” (Zorita 1963, 271-2). Fr. Bartolomé de las Casas lamented that when found, such books were destroyed: "These books were seen by our clergy, and even I saw part of those that were burned by the monks, apparently because they thought [they] might harm the Indians in matters concerning religion, since at that time they were at the beginning of their conversion."
      And this: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mexican_Inquisition
      "[...] The failure of this movement prompted more aggressive evangelization, with the Franciscans finding out that despite their efforts much of traditional beliefs and practice survived. They, under the leadership of Fray Diego de Landa, decided to make an example of those they considered back-sliders without regard to proper legal formalities. Large numbers of people were subjected to torture and as many of the Maya sacred books as could be found were burned."
      The emphasis on the "good" actions of the church is mine.

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    5. Re:just another reason to hate jesus freaks by fuzzyfuzzyfungus · · Score: 1

      Rather like those cultureless losers who never invented anything, the greeks...

    6. Re:just another reason to hate jesus freaks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Right, like when the allies drove into Berlin and ... wait, Like when Hussein was finally overthrown and they tore down..umm, I mean when Pol Pot moved into town and everyone lived happily ever...Nah.
      Conquerors generally don't give a damn about your new world order views, they tend to implement their own.

    7. Re:just another reason to hate jesus freaks by Fluffeh · · Score: 4, Informative

      I think you mean the Buddhas statues in Afghanistan? I know that this is a pathetic troll, but figure I should nip this in the bud right here:

      Most muslims were opposed to the action, even high ranking officials in the Taliban.

      In July 1999, Mullah Mohammed Omar issued a decree in favor of the preservation of the Bamiyan Buddha's statue. Because Afghanistan's Buddhist population no longer exists, which removed the possibility of the statues being worshiped, he added: "The government considers the Bamiyan statues as an example of a potential major source of income for Afghanistan from international visitors. The Taliban states that Bamiyan shall not be destroyed but protected.

      According to UNESCO Director-General Koïchiro Matsuura, a meeting of ambassadors from the 54 member states of the Organisation of the Islamic Conference (OIC) was conducted. All OIC states – including Pakistan, Saudi Arabia and the United Arab Emirates, three countries that officially recognised the Taliban government – joined the protest to spare the monuments. Saudi Arabia and the United Arab Emirates later condemned the destruction as "savage".

      Pakistani president Pervez Musharraf sent Moinuddin Haider to Kabul to try to prevent the destruction, by arguing that it was un-Islamic and unprecedented. According to Taliban minister, Abdul Salam Zaeef, UNESCO sent the Taliban government 36 letters objecting to the proposed destruction. He asserted that the Chinese, Japanese and Sri Lankan delegates were the most strident advocates for preserving the Buddhas.

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    8. Re:just another reason to hate jesus freaks by rev0lt · · Score: 1

      Shure, those arab pricks or jew pricks would have been much better. Because franciscan monks are to blame for people needing an owner and a motive to live.

    9. Re:just another reason to hate jesus freaks by geekoid · · Score: 2

      The Mayans are still around. Sheesh.

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    10. Re:just another reason to hate jesus freaks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      No, I mean the ancient statues in Egypt. Before you call people "pathetic trolls" maybe you should learn basic history. You do realize Egypt was not originally an Arab country? They are colonizers just like the Spanish Catholics in Mesoamerica. When the muslims conquered Egypt they smashed the faces off any "idols" they could find in an iconoclastic orgy. Monotheistic fanatics are authoritarian and violent no matter which brand or logo they operate under. Deal with it.

    11. Re:just another reason to hate jesus freaks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Wrong about... it being easier to convert a people after destroying their culture? Well.. probably not.

      But... wrong about destroying a people's culture in order to convert them to a different opinion? Yeah. Fucking wrong.

    12. Re:just another reason to hate jesus freaks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      In fairness to the Taliban, if a bunch of smug foreigners from UNESCO showed up in my country and offered me a massive cash payment to take care of the statues at a time when my people were starving from famine (and, truth be told, a really poorly run government), I'd be tempted to do it too. Taking the money would be placing a statue, albeit significant, over the value of living humans.

      All major poltical movements have always taken part in some iconoclasm. Hell, read any piece of Utopian literature from Plato to Ann Rand and they are full of iconoclasm. You have to destroy before you build something new. The most significant moments in European art history have been iconoclastic too -- some Reformation movements destroyed religious paintings and sculptures. In order to paint their enemies as ignorant savages, the Catholics and Lutherans had to shift art away from the sacred towards the autonomous. The great representational art (i.e. not religious art) that followed tended to be in Protestant areas, especially the Low Countries. The French Revolution did the same thing for art and politics. The revolutionaries destroyed the artifacts of the monarchy and the class system. In order to portray them as Vandals (when the term started to be used to describe those that wantonly destory things), art had to divorce itself from politics too.

      What should folks in Eastern Europe do? Should they leave the statues of Lenin and Stalin litered throughout their countryside as "cultural heritage"? Or should they smash the symbols of the assholes who they really hated? The Allies took down lots of Hitler's monuments and public works projects. Hitler himself took down much of the iconography of the Weimar Republic. (The Russians took down lots of the Prussian monuments in East Germany too) Is this stuff "art" that should be left untouched for history and to respect "the self-expression of the artists" or is it something more than just art with real significance in how one views the world as it is and how it should be?

      Without artistic iconoclasm in the West, we'd still be stuck painting religious allegories for rich ass aristocrats. The whole idea of "art" as autonomous from forces in the world emerged out of the responses to iconoclasm. To knock another society or time period for destroying pre-existing artifacts is to fail to open ones mind the the concept that art was not autonomous in the past. Indeed, it really isn't autonomous in the present either, as much as we try to pretend that it is.

      Don't buy into the propaganda of artists. We've made the same argument time and time again over the last 1000 years. Folks come along and say our art is bad for one reason or another (usually religion or politics). They destroy it. We abstract the art from their plane of attack and portray them as ignorant savages. I wonder who the ignorant savages really are. Those who believe in beautiful objects devoid of any meaning other than themselves or those that believe art has real power and significance in our world?

      For the members of the Taliban who destroyed the statues, those statues were no longer a nice piece of rock. Nor indeed were they "cultural heritage" to Buddhist nations either. They had become objects that were being given offerings at the expense of doing something that actually mattered. In their shoes, I might have done the same thing too. Savage or not.

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    13. Re:just another reason to hate jesus freaks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Interesting. I was not aware that there was any significant number of such statues left outside of tombs after the Christian fanatics smashed the faces off the idols, dragged the priests out into the streets, and killed them, centuries before Islam was even founded.

      To put it more plainly: I think you might be confusing christians and muslims.

    14. Re:just another reason to hate jesus freaks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hell, read any piece of Utopian literature from Plato to Ann Rand and they are full of iconoclasm.

      Well that covers the whole range of Utopian literature from A to B. Yep.

      I guess I should follow suit and post this anonymously.

    15. Re:just another reason to hate jesus freaks by catmistake · · Score: 1

      Archeaologists Find Oldest Known Mayan Calendar

      ... we wouldn't have to try and decipher this shit off some half-buried wall. all of it was well preserved on codices but the church figured it would be easier to convert them all if they incinerated their cultural history.

      I think its common for people to keep old calendars around... I worked at a woodshop two years back, and the Hooter's calendar they had was from the late '90's. If the calendar is a good one, then it doesn't matter how old it is. Even if the dates are wrong, the pictures may still be quite compelling.

    16. Re:just another reason to hate jesus freaks by IrquiM · · Score: 1

      You must have read another version of the history than I have. After the muslim conquest of Egypt, Coptic christians got their freedom, which they've previously lost. Their churches were returned after being seized by earlier conquerors.

      The only option they received were to either convert to Islam, or pay taxes. They choose to pay...

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    17. Re:just another reason to hate jesus freaks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The habit of defacing statues in Egypt predates Islam. It has to do with beliefs that the statue is an embodiment of the soul and by destroying its senses (nose, eyes, etc.) you are killing.

    18. Re:just another reason to hate jesus freaks by RivenAleem · · Score: 1

      Well if you read TFA and looked at the pictures taken of the calendar, you'd see that after the last date there is a pictograph of a pulpy, tentacled head surmounting a grotesque scaly body with rudimentary wings.

      So really it's no surprise they constantly fought each other and destroyed neighboring cities.

    19. Re:just another reason to hate jesus freaks by lordholm · · Score: 5, Insightful

      It is quite OK to destroy statues of Stalin and Lenin in the eastern parts of Europe as there are still people around who suffered from those bastard's reign. However, it would not be OK to destroy them if they where 2000 years old. Whatever you think, it is not OK to destroy 2000 year old statues of Julius Caesar in France, even though the guy was responsible for killing off something like a quarter of the local Gauls.

      It may also be understandable if the statues where old, but symbolizing an oppressor that just left. If the Buddhists would have ruled and oppressed the Afghans until say 20 years ago, it would be understandable that the statues where destroyed during the processes of liberation (not nice, but understandable). As it stands however, Afghanistan has been islamic for a very very long time. Destroying the statues this long after, is thus just simply put a crime against our common cultural heritage.

      It is not so much about priorities, being poor is no excuse for actively ruining such a site, it would be an excuse for letting it slowly crumble due to the lack of maintenance however.

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    20. Re:just another reason to hate jesus freaks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I was going to answer with the very same thing, but thought I'd check that someone else hadn't. Christians who (verbally) bash Muslims should check their own history for unwarranted violence first.

    21. Re:just another reason to hate jesus freaks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      There's a difference?

    22. Re:just another reason to hate jesus freaks by ScentCone · · Score: 5, Interesting

      I'm no Christian, but I think it's safe to say that regardless of history, you've got some easy things to compare and contrast today. There are plenty of backwards minded Christians. But they are totally eclipsed - in numbers and actions - by medieval-minded Muslim BS. Plenty of Christians have - historically - killed those who didn't share their flavor of mysticism, because of that difference. That really doesn't happen any more, and no leaders in any numbers or of any consequence within that broad swath of culture either call for or defend religion-based aggression for its own sake. Compared to Islam, which has a very vocal sub-group that rants endlessly about killing peope for not being Muslim or the right flavor of Islamic, and who inspire people who then run out and do exactly that. I'm not seeing large armed Christian movements that burn school teachers alive for teaching girls to read, though I'm seeing large, well-financed Islamist movements that do exactly that, and which are not condemned in any serious way by the wider Muslim community.

      It's useful to examine history, but also worth remembering that history isn't what's happening right now. Some cultures have moved past medieval theo-thugocracy, and other cultures are reaching backwards towards it as an ideal, and actually acting on that, killing people every day with that in mind.

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    23. Re:just another reason to hate jesus freaks by Bucc5062 · · Score: 3, Interesting

      And yet extreme Muslims still went ahead and started destroying these artefacts contrary to world and Muslim leaders. Granted, the P got the origin wrong, but the essence of the statement still has merit. Leaders, from whatever group, eventually reap what they sow. There is enough Muslim radicalism that at some point, it will be taken so far that the same leaders who condemn are the one's responsible for feeding that type of action (I wanted to say hate...maybe).

      Look at the US and the current Republican party. The leaders set about to make Obama a one term president which was fertiliser for the budding Tea Party. 2010 was the storm clouds on the horizon of the Grand Old Party, 2012 may be the storm that does major damage for seat after seat is going to TP candidates and their extreme, almost destructive action in congress. So now leaders try to say one one hand "Stop, this is not the way to govern", yet continue the fan the flames by exclaiming provocative statements to the press, even on area of agreement.

      Once you start a ball rolling downhill, the path is out of your control. You cannot stop it by crying "Please, don't roll any more", but only by destroying the ball or getting directly in its way...even then you'd most likely be crushed.
       

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    24. Re:just another reason to hate jesus freaks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nice quote from Mullah Mohammed Omar issuing a decree to protect the statues. Kind of lessened by your link to wikipedia which states that the statues were destroyed on the orders of ... Mullah Mohammed Omar

    25. Re:just another reason to hate jesus freaks by gtall · · Score: 1

      Those Franciscan pricks as you call them were actually doing the aliens' work for them. Watch shows with Giorgio Tsoukalos, he knows everything about those sneaky aliens and how they've stacked to deck to make us all disappear on 12/21/12. The Hair Ball knows all!

    26. Re:just another reason to hate jesus freaks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think the point of oppression does make some sense in this example too. The statues themselves, being worthy of foreign money, when requests for food aid were going unheard, became oppressors themselves. Just because they are old doesn't mean they still don't have active power.

    27. Re:just another reason to hate jesus freaks by gtall · · Score: 1

      Yes, let's look at History a bit shall we. Current Christian theology doesn't countenance any sort of the atrocities to which you are referring. They reformed. Islam has never been reformed. Don't believe me? Any Muslim converting to anything else is under a death sentence. Many Islamic leaders aren't multi-culti pious men singing Kumbaya, they are enforcers in a gang of like-minded thugs. This is why we hear very little from Muslims in general about Muslim atrocities, many are too scared to speak. Listen to Ayann Hirsi Ali sometime about the atrocities committed on Muslim women by other Muslims.

    28. Re:just another reason to hate jesus freaks by fredrated · · Score: 2

      Will you be mad if I mod your post 'depressing'?

    29. Re:just another reason to hate jesus freaks by azalin · · Score: 2

      Unless you are gay or are performing abortions... Ok, actually not even then at least mostly. There used to be a time when Islamic countries where the sanctuaries of science and enlightenment whereas christian Europe made an excursion into a dark age that would make even the Taliban shudder with disgust.

    30. Re:just another reason to hate jesus freaks by Spinalcold · · Score: 2

      We owe a large percentage of our current knowledge to the muslims. Back in the medival period they were the only ones in europe who cared about knowledge and math. Spain and Timbuktu where centers of knowledge. Muslims weren't always extremists, that happened after Brittian, France and US decided to chop up the Ottoman empire "so it didn't pose a threat". That backfired didn't it?

    31. Re:just another reason to hate jesus freaks by ScentCone · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Muslims weren't always extremists, that happened after Brittian, France and US decided to chop up the Ottoman empire "so it didn't pose a threat". That backfired didn't it?

      You're right. When a Taliban enforcer drags a school teacher out into the town square that used to be a soccer field before they banned playing soccer, and shoots her in the head because she has offended Allah by encouraging girls to think, that is definitely the fault of western civilization. No question.

      What the hell is wrong with you?

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    32. Re:just another reason to hate jesus freaks by aeortiz · · Score: 1

      You must mean Bishop Diego de Landa...a contradictory man, he ended up being our best source of ethnographic research on the Maya. Not all friars were so cruel though, for instance Bartolomé de las Casas, but he was Dominican, not Franciscan.

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diego_de_Landa
      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bartolomé_de_las_Casas

      The cruelty of the Europeans against the native peoples of America, Africa and Asia is unconscionable, and its remnants persist in the xenophobia of their descendants in the US, Europe, and in the oppressed nations themselves.

      Are there any cases of technologically advanced civilizations being friendly with less advanced civilizations?

    33. Re:just another reason to hate jesus freaks by medv4380 · · Score: 1

      Your statement is partially false. The Mayans did not kill them selves off. In fact there are still Mayans alive today. Their Civilization collapsed before the Europeans came over, and the Europeans did destroy most of their religious text. They just didn't destroy the Civilization that was no longer there. You're logic is similar to Rome destroyed Israel so their were no Jews around to die in WWII, or Jewish books to burn. I hope you see the flaw in that logic.

    34. Re:just another reason to hate jesus freaks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're right. When a Taliban enforcer drags a school teacher out into the town square that used to be a soccer field before they banned playing soccer, and shoots her in the head because she has offended Allah by encouraging girls to think, that is definitely the fault of western civilization.

      Actually, beyond personal responsibility, that's right. The rise of the militant, vicious, neo-medievalist Islam is a recent, highly political phenomena that came largely in reaction to colonialism and oppression by European powers.
        The same thing happened with the Crusades; when Europeans invaded, it brought about new, more violent and dangerous groups. The Hashishim, for example. Baybers was so vicious that Europeans basically erased him from their histories.
        Anyone who wants to understand what's going on should know this, it's pretty basic shit.

    35. Re:just another reason to hate jesus freaks by ScentCone · · Score: 2

      Actually, beyond personal responsibility, that's right

      So, what you're saying is that Muslims aren't capable of personal responsibility? That they're just too dumb to act rationally? That someone from that region who used to respect a woman's right to read a book got so angry about western civilization that he now thinks women should be killed for being able to read? Just trying to follow your incredibly condescending, patronizing, racist thinking. Thanks for helping to clarify! Keep it classy.

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    36. Re:just another reason to hate jesus freaks by amRadioHed · · Score: 2

      So they weren't getting enough aid given to them, so that makes the one thing that could potentially bring them money oppressive? That doesn't make any sense at all, in fact it's a stunningly foolish thing to do. They did have active power, and that power could have helped them build a tourism industry while simultaneously helping bring attention to the countries problems.

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    37. Re:just another reason to hate jesus freaks by shiftless · · Score: 1

      That really doesn't happen any more, and no leaders in any numbers or of any consequence within that broad swath of culture either call for or defend religion-based aggression for its own sake.

      Are you fucking kidding me? A pastor the other day was just all over the news calling for parents to beat their gay kids.

      Christianity is just as primitive and barbaric as Islam.

    38. Re:just another reason to hate jesus freaks by shiftless · · Score: 1

      No dumbass that's not what he's saying

    39. Re:just another reason to hate jesus freaks by michaelmalak · · Score: 1

      Muslims weren't always extremists, that happened after Brittian, France and US decided to chop up the Ottoman empire "so it didn't pose a threat". That backfired didn't it?

      You're right. When a Taliban enforcer drags a school teacher out into the town square that used to be a soccer field before they banned playing soccer, and shoots her in the head because she has offended Allah by encouraging girls to think, that is definitely the fault of western civilization. No question.

      Indeed it is the fault of the U.S. for seeking out during the cold war the harshest, most extreme Muslims in Afghanistan, prop them up and arm them in response to the Soviet invasion, thereby conducting a cowardly war by proxy. Oh, wait, it's even worse than that. The U.S. did that before the Soviets invaded, meaning the Soviets invaded in response to the U.S. propping up the Taliban.

    40. Re:just another reason to hate jesus freaks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm not sure I should bother responding to someone with such awful reading comprehension, but what the hell, I'll bite. I meant that the individual involved bears personal responsibility for his actions, but after accounting for that, there's still the matter that a century and a half of foreign oppression causes increased hostility in any populace.

      Also, I should say it's pretty funny to hear a rabid anti-muslim like you going around accusing others of bigotry. You should probably avoid that, it makes your arguments seem comical.

    41. Re:just another reason to hate jesus freaks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yep. You're right. Me and all of my fellow Christians are all personally responsible for destroying your precious artifacts. Sorry about that. Feel free to compare us to Nazis, too. May as well get Godwin's law out of the way, yeah?

      Oh slashdot, when will you see that you're just as depraved as the rest of the world?

    42. Re:just another reason to hate jesus freaks by thej1nx · · Score: 2
      >>Muslims weren't always extremists,
      .

      Spoken truly like someone who is blissfully ignorant of Indian history, and even Islamic history at that.

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nalanda#Decline_and_end is just one of the innumerable massacres carried out by "pacifist" muslims, long long before Ottoman empire.

      Nice try anyways!

    43. Re:just another reason to hate jesus freaks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Probably he was pointing that not all muslims where the same....

      - That the turks during the middle ages preserved for the occidental culture the knowledge of the greeks

      - That at the end of the second world war occidental powers divided the turk ottoman empire in order to get their natural resources

      - That during the cold war occidental powers allied with the Arab regional groups under local war lords

      And that maybe occident governments by doing all that... replaced as regional power, the "modern aspiring values" turk ottoman empire with very local fundamentalist savages, and some decades latter you have fundamentalists hegemony in the muslin world

      But sure... How dare anyone to question the consequences of imperialism? surely who doest feel like you, must have something wrong.

    44. Re:just another reason to hate jesus freaks by K.+S.+Kyosuke · · Score: 1

      - That the turks during the middle ages preserved for the occidental culture the knowledge of the greeks

      Isn't that rather praising them for not destroying everything they could have destroyed, as opposed to saving everything they could have saved?

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    45. Re:just another reason to hate jesus freaks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I hope you realise the Taliban was really a construct of the USA since, during the 1960's and before the Soveit War in Afghanistan, Afghanistan was very much modern. So much so, that it was more progressive than some parts of the US during the same time period.

      I'm not sure what point you're trying to make, extolling the most extreme example of absurd tyranny the Taliban publically displayed. Comparing that to the defeat of the Ottoman Empire, and subsequent failures associated with that, doesn't make much sense. Then again, perhaps that was your point in the response to the parent.

    46. Re:just another reason to hate jesus freaks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      - That the turks during the middle ages preserved for the occidental culture the knowledge of the greeks

      Isn't that rather praising them for not destroying everything they could have destroyed, as opposed to saving everything they could have saved?

      They could have done nothing, like their neighbors, and just let this knowledge rot and be lost; instead they valued these old texts and actively preserved them.

    47. Re:just another reason to hate jesus freaks by doston · · Score: 1

      Unless you are gay or are performing abortions... Ok, actually not even then at least mostly. There used to be a time when Islamic countries where the sanctuaries of science and enlightenment whereas christian Europe made an excursion into a dark age that would make even the Taliban shudder with disgust.

      It's a lot easier to fall into ignorance when knowledge is dificult to obtain; held by priestly castes. What's Islam's excuse today? It takes real discipline and conscious supression of critical thinking to avoid the obvious these days. Even just 100 years ago, ignorance was much easier. Oh, and btw, if you're gay or need healthcare, you might not be so glib.

    48. Re:just another reason to hate jesus freaks by doston · · Score: 1

      As a side note, we have a statue of Lenin right here in Seattle. I walk by it while at the farmer's market every week. It's a reflection of Seattle's crypto-leninist leanings. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Statue_of_Lenin,_Seattle

    49. Re:just another reason to hate jesus freaks by ScentCone · · Score: 1

      that's not what he's saying

      That's not what he thinks he wants to say, but that's the actual substance of his point. A guy who decides that he will spend his day killing school teachers for teaching girls to read can't help himself from being like that because Eeeeevil Westerners promote Eeeeeevil things like... reading. And do Eeeeeevil things like go after people planting bombs to destroy school buses, and use lethal force when they do so. And do Eeeeeevil things like remove the Taliban from power when they showed their delight in harboring and supporting Al Queda before, during, and after that group's attacks on embassies in Africa, ships in port, and a few thousand people in New York, Pennsylvania, and DC. Yes, that guy who has his day all lined up, with a bullet in mind for a geography teacher for being a teacher is so dumb, so unable to think for himself, so personally directed by Eeeeevil Westerners, that he must - without any recourse at all - knock that schoo teacher to the ground, and blow her brains out.

      His post paints exactly that picture. Thousands of people who make the personal day to day decision to be barbarous and to seek out innocents to slaughter, in front of a crowd, because they can't help themselves. Unlike our noble poster, above, who has intelligence and free will and can manage to stop himself from doing the same, they are just poor dumb brutes who can't think like him.

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    50. Re:just another reason to hate jesus freaks by Spinalcold · · Score: 1

      ok, maybe I phrased my point wrong. But the christians also did that same thing not that long ago, just by justifying the women as witches. What is wrong with me is that I'm taking other prespetives, maybe not all are applicable but they are VALID in consideration.

    51. Re:just another reason to hate jesus freaks by Spinalcold · · Score: 1

      Thanks for the wiki, I never heard about that. Most history ignores India and North China but I find it fascinating. However my point is that not all the cultures were extremists, in fact, most were not, at a time. Hell, look at the different Christianity times and factions, a wide range of social norms have existed. So when I say Muslims weren't all extremists, I mean that, not ALL extremists. So that extreme view can infect a population that is downtrodden on, right? Whatever you're arguments are, you can't disregard the fact that Muslims preserved most of the greek and roman texts that we have available today, they held on to knowledge when Europe destroyed itself.

    52. Re:just another reason to hate jesus freaks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's not what he thinks he wants to say, but that's the actual substance of his point. A guy who decides that he will spend his day killing school teachers for teaching girls to read can't help himself from being like that because Eeeeevil Westerners promote Eeeeeevil things like... reading.

      Congratulations, dude, you are King Strawman.

    53. Re:just another reason to hate jesus freaks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not much, but credit where credit's due.

    54. Re:just another reason to hate jesus freaks by ScentCone · · Score: 1

      Whatever you're arguments are, you can't disregard the fact that Muslims preserved most of the greek and roman texts that we have available today, they held on to knowledge when Europe destroyed itself.

      Which has absolutely nothing to do with jihadists wacking people for not being sufficiently similar jihadists, and Muslims from multiple countries sending them cash and weapons to do more of the same. That ain't about preserving ancient not-written-by-Mohammad texts. Not any more.

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    55. Re:just another reason to hate jesus freaks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When a Taliban enforcer drags a school teacher out into the town square that used to be a soccer field before they banned playing soccer, and shoots her in the head because she has offended Allah by encouraging girls to think

      Where is the documentation for your claim? Who was the single offender and was he charged with the crime?

      Who are Taliban. I mean how many members are there and who are they. What are the demographics? I don't know the answer to the questions, but I assume they are a very big part of the Afghani population from a broad demographic spectrum. I'm interested in visualizing them as humans instead of demonizing them.

      Other than that I would appreciate it very much if you could send me a link to the Taliban law you claim he enforced.

      I'm interested in facts, peace and love. I get a lot of undocumented claims from media and politicians, but I have higher expectations from fellow human beings engaged in a conversation. First step to world peace is to ignore any information given to you that are not proven facts, so that's what I do. Happy world peace! :)

    56. Re:just another reason to hate jesus freaks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That really doesn't happen any more, and no leaders in any numbers or of any consequence within that broad swath of culture either call for or defend religion-based aggression for its own sake.

      Are you fucking kidding me? A pastor the other day was just all over the news calling for parents to beat their gay kids.

      Christianity is just as primitive and barbaric as Islam.

      Does the "all over the news" part not indicate the novelty, and therefore rarity, of this "pastor's" directive to you? It would be more remarkable if it were so common as to be NOT newsworthy. News does not report on dogs biting men, but men biting dogs, well, there's a story!

    57. Re:just another reason to hate jesus freaks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's worse!! Mayans had slaves, the people that was left in Guatemala are the descendants of those slaves probably ate all the Mayans they where smart not strong

    58. Re:just another reason to hate jesus freaks by thej1nx · · Score: 1
      I went back and checked your post. You said "Muslims weren't always extremists". The word ALL does not seems to be present.
      .

      I would readily except that muslims were not ALL extremists. Although history shows us that muslims in general(i.e. majority of them) *were* indeed extremists originally, due to their very origins starting in warfare waged by their prophet. I mean religion like Christianity which essentially consisted of love and acceptance was subverted by the Jewish Torah(Old testament), so imagine the impact of a religion like Islam that actually advocated war and slaughtering of non-believers and downright deceitful concepts like Taqiyya http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Taqiyya (which is by and large interpreted as a license to act servile and even cooperative when muslims are in minority but to revert back to the default non-tolerance when they are in a position of power). In light of latter especially, any actual display of adjustment or tolerance has to be taken with a grain of salt.

      If you actually bothered to check HOW the "preserving" of ancient greek and roman texts happened(http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Transmission_of_the_Classics), you will find that this was entirely a result of acts of individuals defying the Islamists, rather than something done by muslims in general. At every step, these individuals had to fight the actual muslims who wanted to destroy any and all infidel/pagan philosophy and beliefs. The mere scraps preserved are no consolation for what was actually destroyed wilfully. The most tragic thing about the destruction of Nalanda university was not the slaughter of thousands of pacifist budhhist monks. It was the destruction of the vast repository of Indian knowledge, that set back the scientific knowledge of Indian sub-continent by literally thousand of years. This included thousands of treatises on astronomy, mathematics and medicine. To give you a grasp on this, quite a few of modern medicine patents are simply lifted from thousands of year old Ayurveda texts or end up just re-affirming its traditional knowledge. No I am not making this up.

  6. No Doomsday by l0ungeb0y · · Score: 4, Informative

    More importantly, the records they found at the site indicate that the Mayans viewed the calendar as CYCLICAL and just like our Bad Girls of Linux Wall Calendar, the world doesn't end when the last day of the Calendar is reached.

    Notably absent was the Thirteenth Crystal Skull and ancient UFO instruction manual.

    1. Re:No Doomsday by houstonbofh · · Score: 3, Funny

      More importantly, the records they found at the site indicate that the Mayans viewed the calendar as CYCLICAL and just like our Bad Girls of Linux Wall Calendar, the world doesn't end when the last day of the Calendar is reached.

      But the cycle is Region 4 only, so it doesn't help us in the US. (Unless you are a dirty Pirate)

    2. Re:No Doomsday by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Doesn't deserve -1. I found this funnier than GP.

    3. Re:No Doomsday by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

      More importantly, the records they found at the site indicate that the Mayans viewed the calendar as CYCLICAL and just like our Bad Girls of Linux Wall Calendar, the world doesn't end when the last day of the Calendar is reached.

      Notably absent was the Thirteenth Crystal Skull and ancient UFO instruction manual.

      I was so terribly disappointed when I googled for the Bad Girls of Linux calendar and didn't find anything. Sadist.

    4. Re:No Doomsday by kestryn · · Score: 2

      More importantly, the records they found at the site indicate that the Mayans viewed the calendar as CYCLICAL and just like our Bad Girls of Linux Wall Calendar, the world doesn't end when the last day of the Calendar is reached.

      Notably absent was the Thirteenth Crystal Skull and ancient UFO instruction manual.

      I was so terribly disappointed when I googled for the Bad Girls of Linux calendar and didn't find anything. Sadist.

      I hate it when I forget to log in. Also, I narcissistically want credit for my (incredibly) clever comment, which I will never be able to truly have. Now my post becomes a zen exercise to focus on "not grasping". Also, if a post is never read by a human, does it make a point?

    5. Re:No Doomsday by ZeroExistenZ · · Score: 1

      I miss the golden days of slashdot where there weren't guys like you.

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    6. Re:No Doomsday by Hentes · · Score: 1

      Are you suggesting the world didn't end in Y2K?

    7. Re:No Doomsday by Lord+Lode · · Score: 1

      > and ancient UFO instruction manual.

      That's because an instruction manual isn't needed, who would read it anyway?!

    8. Re:No Doomsday by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The world may not end, maybe it just "reboots" and starts the cycle again. You know, by wiping everything out and starting over (including life).

      Not that I believe something like that will happen but I'm just saying you need to open your mind a bit.

    9. Re:No Doomsday by azalin · · Score: 1

      More importantly, the records they found at the site indicate that the Mayans viewed the calendar as CYCLICAL and just like our Bad Girls of Linux Wall Calendar, the world doesn't end when the last day of the Calendar is reached.

      Notably absent was the Thirteenth Crystal Skull and ancient UFO instruction manual.

      I was so terribly disappointed when I googled for the Bad Girls of Linux calendar and didn't find anything. Sadist.

      Well there is your business idea.

    10. Re:No Doomsday by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I did the same thing and was directed here, which is probably worse than nothing....

    11. Re:No Doomsday by DerekLyons · · Score: 1

      More importantly, the records they found at the site indicate that the Mayans viewed the calendar as CYCLICAL

      Which was something we already knew, and have known for decades.
       

      and just like our Bad Girls of Linux Wall Calendar, the world doesn't end when the last day of the Calendar is reached.

      Well, yes and no. They didn't believe that the world would positively end at the end of a given cycle. They *did* believe that when the world ended (and they were as certain that it would eventually end as Christians are today), it would happen at the end of a cycle.

    12. Re:No Doomsday by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That the mesoamerican (not only maya ones) calendars are cyclical has been known from some time because of their mathematics involved...

      http://hardware.slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=208132&cid=16971732
      http://tzolkinhaab.site90.net/

      but archaeologist are nowadays committed to explanations partialy based on artistic interpretation and historical political records

    13. Re:No Doomsday by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Almost the same i was just thinking about the maya calendar when posted this -> http://science.slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=2842465&cid=39968309

    14. Re:No Doomsday by kestryn · · Score: 1

      Ouch. I'm hoping you misinterpreted my post. I really had forgotten to log in, and was making fun of myself for trying to be clever. Then mused on the pointlessness of posting in the first place. Maybe you are trolling me, but if you are not, I'm curious to know why it was irritating to you.

    15. Re:No Doomsday by kestryn · · Score: 1

      Oh, also - at least based on user ID, I believe I was part of slashdot somewhat before you, so unless you have multiple accounts, your golden SlashDot days had a guy a lot like me in them - Me. =)

    16. Re:No Doomsday by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I miss the golden days of slashdot where there weren't guys like you.

      A simple comparison of /. id #'s in this case actually turns the tables a bit, eh?

  7. 500 years..older?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Holy shit! Does this mean we actually all died almost 500 years ago??? Damn, life is like a really bad Voyager episode.

  8. So I do have to... by Bodhammer · · Score: 3, Funny

    Buy Christmas presents this year?
    Plan my New Year's Eve party?
    Pay my taxes?
    Vote?

    This sucks...

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    1. Re:So I do have to... by Algae_94 · · Score: 1

      Aside from voting, you can do all of those after December 21st. I know lots of people that do that already.

    2. Re:So I do have to... by Sulphur · · Score: 1

      Aside from voting, you can do all of those after December 21st. I know lots of people that do that already.

      After 12-21-2012, everyone will be a registered voter.

    3. Re:So I do have to... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Well, I'm definitely voting for Gucumatz this year. Though I don't think he's made his views on gay marriage public yet.

    4. Re:So I do have to... by Tubal-Cain · · Score: 1

      Good election to vote for that ficus on Slashdot's poll 4 years ago.

    5. Re:So I do have to... by Overzeetop · · Score: 1

      Don't blame me, I voted for Bill and Opus.

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    6. Re:So I do have to... by redneckmother · · Score: 1

      Don't blame me, I voted for Bill and Opus.

      Should have voted for Pat Paulsen...

  9. Apocalypse by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    2012 ...

  10. When does it end? by ZeroSerenity · · Score: 1

    Is it 2012 or a different date?

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    1. Re:When does it end? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      According to my calculations, the world ended about three years ago when a black Kenyan Marxist anti-colonialist Nazi with a fake birth certificate seized power in the United States in order to arrange the theft of the Anglo-Hungarian Crown Jewels which were stored inside Lincoln's memorial.

    2. Re:When does it end? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Baszom a Kristusmarjat, is that where you stashed it, damned thieves.

    3. Re:When does it end? by Fluffeh · · Score: 2

      It doesn't end as such. The Mayan had epochs. Sort of like if our dates got to the year 999, then instead of moving to 1000, they moved to 1 again, but called it the millennium of [something].

      The first age was where the gods created the world, but the animals and humans could not speak and so were unable to worship the gods. In the second age, the gods created humans out of mud, then in the third, out of wood. The gods were not pleased with either of these, so they wiped them out and started over - in the fourth age where we are now. This whole 2012 thing is simply the end of the fourth epoch of the Mayan calendar.

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    4. Re:When does it end? by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      I saw that movie. It's the one where you can only see the treasure map if you wear Ben Franklin's spectacles, right?

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    5. Re:When does it end? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Umm that sounds like it ends to me. My life is over if they continue the trend of wiping....

    6. Re:When does it end? by Ambvai · · Score: 3, Funny

      So, in either case, we're still getting wiped out. Good to know!

    7. Re:When does it end? by cplusplus · · Score: 1

      The first age was where the gods created the world, but the animals and humans could not speak and so were unable to worship the gods. In the second age, the gods created humans out of mud, then in the third, out of wood. The gods were not pleased with either of these, so they wiped them out and started over - in the fourth age where we are now. This whole 2012 thing is simply the end of the fourth epoch of the Mayan calendar.

      Cool! So we're going to get wiped out, but also get a major upgrade? This sounds like the beginning of the technological singularity!

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    8. Re:When does it end? by Nothing2Chere · · Score: 1

      This messages reads like a cross between a Terry Pratchett and a Wheel of Time novel. Am I the only one with this problem?

      ...they moved to 1 again, but called it the millennium of [The Fruit Bat]. The first age animals and humans could not speak. In the second age gods created humans. In one age, called the third age by some...An age long past, an age yet to come...The Mayan's made a calendar that ended...

      n2ch

    9. Re:When does it end? by Em+Adespoton · · Score: 1

      This is the part where the four elephants get tired of holding up A'Tuin and decide to come back as the four steeds of the apocalypse in time to remove the 8 seals guarding the dimensional weak spot between earth and the universe of Mordor, right? And then A'Tuin panics when she realizes nobody's holding her up anymore, and decides it's time to swim home to lay her eggs?

  11. What did the cleaning lady said? by rev0lt · · Score: 3, Funny

    'I think we are all astonished by this find,' says Stephen Houston, an archaeologist at Brown University who was not part of the team."

    What an insightful comment by someone related with this find. Oh wait...

  12. That's a good start. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Now they have to bring in James Spader to tell us what it all means.

  13. Images by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The article mentions hi-res images were taken and sent to an expert. Why aren't these online for everyone to see yet? Now that this infomation has been returned to the world, why can't we all enjoy it?

    1. Re:Images by siddesu · · Score: 1

      Haven't you seen the documentary yet, they are selling first row tickets right now, for 1.5 billion euros each, inflation indexed.

  14. End of the world: urgent update by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Shows the real end of the world is the day before the day after tomorrow! AAAAaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111

  15. it wouldn't be the oldest known calendar... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...if they hadn't found it, now would it?

  16. Turns out that that Harold Camping... by Lord_of_the_nerf · · Score: 1

    ....is an ancient Mayan time traveler.

  17. Simple. by detritus. · · Score: 1

    They weren't Y1K compliant and it killed them all off!

  18. So .... by PPH · · Score: 3, Funny

    ... what did Miss June look like back in those days?

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  19. to late by pbjones · · Score: 1

    we only have so few months before the end of the earth to study the new finds.

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  20. Leap year by CODiNE · · Score: 1

    Maybe someone who knows this stuff can chime in. I've heard it said that since the Mayan calendar had no leap year it loses a day every 4 years. So if you add up all the missing leap years the end of the world would have came around the middle of 2011.

    Others claim this is incorrect. Which is it?

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    1. Re:Leap year by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's pretty obvious: our solar system actually fell into a black hole in 2011, and it is ripping us a new one as we speak, but we're all still under the delusion that nothing is happening because our perception of time is skewed with the collapse. This theory also explains the faster than light neutrinos. :D

    2. Re:Leap year by Mindcontrolled · · Score: 1

      I went to visit the State Library and have look at the Dresden Codex last month. The curator was around and gave us a little talk about the thing. There are in fact two calendars - one is tuned to the solar year, the other is a 260-day ritual calendar. The solar calendar was off a bit (and would have needed leap years), but that doesn't affect the translation of dates. The only effect it had was that the seasons were not fixed to given dates - they moved around. The Mayans were obviously fine with that.

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      Ubi solitudinem faciunt, pacem appellant.
    3. Re:Leap year by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well... they probably used several calendars, very much designed for astronomic observations for religious interpretation.

      Their "days" where astronomic (from half day to half night) and named with a very clever scheme, that let them adjust at fixed intervals the "equidistant series" of days... and as "city micro-nations" sometimes rulers sanctioned reign specific adjust

      All their "calendars" where for one single special purpose:
      - generation of compound naming of days
      - record the transit of some astronomic object
      - mathematic inter-correlation of astronomic based calendar

      On this thread from 2006 its explained a little bit more
      http://hardware.slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=208132&cid=16974306

      And the full paper its here http://tzolkinhaab.site90.net/

  21. Linux bad girls by Sigg3.net · · Score: 1

    Hey, hey, hey! URL pls!

  22. Naw. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In the fifth age, the gods still aren't satisfied with humans, but they've got a raid night coming up, so you know what, just screw it.

    I expect humanity won't be wiped out again until the sixth age.

  23. There haven't been enough leap years by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm not familiar with the specifics of mayan calendar but what you say sounds very suspect. December of 2012 translating to middle of 2011 is about 1,5 years or about 550 days worth of error. Error of 1 day for each four years means that it would take about 2200 years to accumulate that much error... and before this find, we didn't know that the calendar has existed for even half that time. To accumulate enough error to get barely to the end of 2011 would take about 1400 years, which is still - even after this - longer than the calendar might have existed as far as we know.

    So I think it's safe to say it's incorrect. I don't know whether the leap years do result in error but if they do, I'd expect the error to be much less than the amount you stated.

    Interestingly enough, we do now know that they used the calendar system at least 1200 years ago and still used it 700 years ago... If they didn't account for leap year, that's over three and a half months of error accumulated. If they didn't make any corrections, I guess they were okay with shifting years?

    1. Re:There haven't been enough leap years by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The Mayan calendar does not have leap year errors. Their calendars properly account for leap years.

  24. Confusing, this is by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I keep looking at the date 12/21/12 and keep wondering what this 21st month is. I have to keep reminding myself that "you people" use MM/DD/YY instead of DD/MM/YY, it just feels like going back and forth.

    (Not being a troll, or seeding flamebait, just stating a small fact that contributes nothing to the on-topic conversation, oh wait...)

    1. Re:Confusing, this is by FictionPimp · · Score: 1

      If it makes you feel better, I use YYYY/MM/DD

    2. Re:Confusing, this is by redneckmother · · Score: 1

      If it makes you feel better, I use YYYY/MM/DD

      Ah, another sort simplifier! If only I had mod points...

    3. Re:Confusing, this is by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If it makes you feel better, I use YYYY/MM/DD

      I prefer YYYY-MM-DD, to be ISO friendly.

  25. Indeed, surprising place! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A team of American researchers has discovered a small trove of ancient Mayan texts in a surprising place. In a paper published online today in Science.

    Indeed, surprising place!

  26. New civilisation end date by MrMickS · · Score: 5, Funny

    According to my iPhone there is no calendar beyond Wednesday 2nd April 2149. It won't even let you book an all day event, so the end must come sometime during that day.

    --
    You may think me a tired, old, cynic. I'd have to disagree about the tired bit.
  27. Threadjack by ThatsNotPudding · · Score: 1

    ...Pakistan, Saudi Arabia and the United Arab Emirates, three countries that officially recognised the Taliban government...

    I have to wonder what the majority reaction would be if every US citizen was read that little snippet. And Lo and Behold: there's good ole 15 of 19 Saudi Arabia again!

  28. 500 years older by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hey its prior art!

  29. Surely... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    you meant to say 21/12/12, or 12/12/21?

  30. For God's sake will someone that read TFA tell us: by fredrated · · Score: 1

    Are we all going to die?

  31. Why is that? by Quila · · Score: 1

    Because Afghanistan's Buddhist population no longer exists

    Because Buddhism in Afghanistan was wiped out by the Muslims.

    There is another Mullah Omar quote for you: "Muslims should be proud of smashing idols. It has given praise to God that we have destroyed them."

  32. 139 comments ... by Provocateur · · Score: 1

    139 comments and nobody has bothered to ask who their decorator was??

    --
    WARNING: Smartphones have side effects--most of them undocumented.
  33. No Mayan said "apocalypse" by Suffering+Bastard · · Score: 1

    No one with a basic understanding of Mayan mythology would say that the Maya were predicting "the end of the world" in 2012, unless by "end of the world" (actually, "end of time") you mean the end of the world as we have thus far known it. The Maya were tuned in to the baktun cycles reflecting major evolutionary shifts on the planet. And it's not a major singular event, the end date marks a mid point within a slightly larger time cycle that denotes a gradual shift. It is an accelerated shift, but not a sudden one.

    2012 apocalyptic hysteria is simply an expression of the mass consciousness egoic fear of change. Deep down we all know major change is happening and more on the way (climate change, social change, change in governance, economy, labor structures), which is going to require letting go of a lot of our old ways of being and doing, which is very scary for most folks, and looks like apocalypse. The forest has to burn to stay healthy. We're all gonna be fine.

    --
    "Molest me not with this pocket calculator stuff."
    - Deep Thought
  34. Chocolate by Kyusaku+Natsume · · Score: 1

    The source of the drink of gods, the currency of ancient mayan people now used for making cookies. This is why the human world will be destroyed, we are deliciously cursed.

    --
    Mexico: 100% conservative's America now!
  35. "Better dumb in heaven than smart in hell" by Kyusaku+Natsume · · Score: 1

    In Mexico currently in theaters there is a picture called "La Cristiada" english name "For Greater Glory" about the religious civil war that ran intermittently from 1926 to 1937. Aside being a whitewash for those mexican taliban, these bastards, specially in the 30's engaged in a campaign to mutilate and murder school teachers. The most egregious example that I remember that happened in a town close to the place I was born in that the "Cristeros" gang raped and mutilated a female teacher, Maria R. Murillo, for the supposed crimes of being protestant and communist, when in reality she was catholic. They murdered more than 200 teachers, cut the ears and noses from many, many more and burned dozens of schools. My grandmother, together with her father and brothers had several skirmishes with them. They killed protestant, atheist and jews equally, had a little bit more compunction when they murdered catholics, but not much since "they were not pious enough". The remnants of cristeros were a source of concern in Mexico in WWII because many of them were collaborators of the european Axis powers.

    The quote is from the admonishment that gave catholic priests to parents at the time.

    --
    Mexico: 100% conservative's America now!
  36. Re:For God's sake will someone that read TFA tell by walter_f · · Score: 1

    Are we all going to die?

    No, not all, certainly not.

    Some of us will simply miss the boat, like always.