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  1. Here are my details. on Myware and Spyware · · Score: 0

    Name: Mr Joey Joe-Joe Junior Shabidooo
    Age: 49
    Sex: Female
    Address: 1 Main Street
                    Townsville
                    Local County
    Tele: 0123456789

    Hobbies and Interests: Internet dating, puppies and morris dancing.

    Now give me my money.

  2. Re:I was going to RTFA on Web Users Judge Sites in the Blink of an Eye · · Score: 0

    I already knew that I didn't like the page.

  3. Re:Obligatory comment on Dark Energy May Be Changing · · Score: 0

    I sense a disturbance in the force.

  4. Re:January 16, 2011 on EU to Develop Search Engine · · Score: 0

    I think that the rest of the EU would gladly sell France to anyone at any price.

  5. The really question is... on Who Owns Baseball Statistics? · · Score: -1

    Who is on first base?

  6. Profit? on Get Fired. Delete Colleague's Account. Go To Jail. · · Score: -1

    1) Get Fired.
    2) Delete Colleague's Account.
    3) Go To Jail.
    4) ???
    5) Profit.

  7. Nonsense. on High-tech Cars Replacing Driver Skill? · · Score: -1

    I run just as many people over as I used to in my old volvo as I now do in my brand new S class.

  8. Steve Jobs on Behind a Steve Jobs Keynote · · Score: -1

    He has golden ipods coming out of his ass all day long.

  9. Re:I don't understand on Scientists Witness Meteor Strike on the Moon · · Score: 0

    One of the Amazon Mturk trucks was driving past at the time and the BBC just leeched the image.

  10. Re:That is no water cooler on Watercooling the XBox 360 · · Score: 0

    Maybe this is also a heater in disguise secretly being funded by Sony so that all 360's will burn up and everyone will then get fed up and go and buy a PS3 when it comes out.

  11. Goatse on Windows XP Flaw 'Extremely Serious' · · Score: 0

    Someone should make an extra nasty version of goatse with this. Being goatsed would no longer just scar you for life.

  12. What will they do? on Microsoft Set To Be Fined $2.4M a Day · · Score: 0

    I wonder how they will wrangle their way out of this one?

  13. asdhfdljsa fsa;c fjewcfe on New Keyboard Has Just 53 Keys · · Score: 4, Funny

    s ajfds jfd skxloq fjdksl;oncds!!!! s)

  14. Well.. on Roomba Vacuum Robot Opens to Hackers · · Score: 3, Funny

    I for one welcome our new....

  15. but.. on A Closer Look at Google Adwords · · Score: 0, Redundant

    The text just seems larger!?!

  16. Re:Let the user choose on What Makes a Good Web Font · · Score: 1

    Who cares about the font, I can't even see the text for all the ads.

  17. Will it have on Virgin Galactic to Build Space Port in New Mexico · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Will it have a duty free shop and if so what will it sell?

  18. Just in time for... on New Ocean being Formed in Africa · · Score: 1

    Looks like the new ocean will open just in time for the second coming.

  19. Re:That can't be on Google Users more Wealthy, Net Savvy · · Score: 3, Funny

    Yes. I for one have to set the hounds on those pesky hippies that venture in the grounds of my manor house trying to use their 'yahoo' on my wireless conection.

  20. Doom 3 on Philips amBX: For Ambient Gaming · · Score: 1

    Doom 3 is dark enough without your computer turning off the lightbulb in the room too.

  21. Based on real life events. on USPTO Issues Provisional Storyline Patent · · Score: 1

    Would it not be very easy to get round such patents by claiming that your book/film was based on real life events and any similarity to such patents is purely coincidental.