Watercooling the XBox 360
Steve from Hexus writes "Steering clear of jokes about overheating power supplies, one company is claiming to have constructed a watercooling kit for the XBox 360. HEXUS.gaming has obtained pictures of the product, seemingly attached to an XBox 360, though how it works and how it is installed remains something of a mystery."
Almost as much of a mystery as why this a black box sitting next to a 360 is considered "news".
and there's no there, there. Wow, two pictures of a cooling system. Be still my heart!
Nice of Nexus to get two stories almost in a row, too.
WTF is this? The article is smaller than the /. summary and is basically just two almost-identical pictures of a black box sitting next to an XBox 360. Maybe it's a slow morning for news, but this is just lame.
Slap a stick on lexan cube and set it next to an XBox and call it a XBox Microwave.
Let's just say that article is rather light on details, the story summary pretty much is everything minus pictures.
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I really don't get this - surely in any normal gaming scenario, the xbox's internal cooling will be drowned out (no pun intended) by the gaming sound? What's the point in overclocking the thing, even if its possible?
I tried watercooling my XBOX 360. I ended up with a bunch of steam.
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You have a sealed box unit that's been tested to pass UL requirements for fire resistance and has been pounded to within an inch of it's life in development (yeah yeah, they never put the power supply on a scrap of deep shag, whatever)
And someone's selling additonal cooling for it? Makes as much sence as a water cooler add-on to your coffemaker.
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This acticle was a waste of time. I cannot believe it was put on /. It contains two similar pictures with no descriptions. Talk about brevity, the whole article is missing!!
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It looks just like a car heater.
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One, why is this news?
Second of all... whats the point? I'm pretty sure Microsoft is handling the cooling issues well, and problems have only been reported in a small number of instances. I for one think buying this would be a big waste of money.
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Just how much is Hexus paying for the Slashvertisements? It probably wouldn't be so obvious if there were more than one article in between them.
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This should not be necessary. Microsoft screwed this up and it never should have hit the market in this state. This serves one of two things: (1) lowers further the quality expect by consumers (2) lowers further the quality expected of Microsoft. Take your pick, but sadly, I lean to the damage of 1.
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Odd you mention coffee machines because some years ago there was considerable trouble with them catching fire and it took UL a long time to evolve an acceptable testing methodology.
But this leads to an interesting possibility about these add-ons. It's possible that additional cooling could cause a thermal trip or similar overload protection device to fail to operate when it should, perhaps resulting in a fire starting elsewhere in the system. (For instance, a number of systems use PTC devices as simple thermal trips. Blowing additional cold air over a PTC could prevent it tripping). If this resulted in a fire, you might find your add-on cooler had invalidated your household insurance and you were not covered. The situation with changing the CPU cooler is different because the total heat and net airflow in the case should be unchanged.
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it appears to me more of an air conditioner unit that replases the stock cooling, almost like a forced cold air system. could be interesting...
Any consumer product that overheats in the wintertime is a total joke.
I'll give it the fluid cooling it deserves. Come see me about midnight after I've had my beer.
So why is this considered news? Most people tell me to RTFA, but I really don't see one here ... :P
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Plain and simple, this shitty advertisement disguised as an "article" sucks. Seriously, can we get the Editors to make up a new "advertising" category so we can opt out? I know that that may be asking too much from people who can't even bother to spell check a 3 sentence article summary, or check to see if the same article was posted in the past 24 hours.
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Okay the xbox is a nice gray little unit that is much "slimmer' then its predecessor but the only ugly attribute of the system was the big bulky power supply, so what do they do? build an encased cooling system that makes it even more bulker and uglyer ....
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Makes sense to me
It says on the front page HEXUS.gaming is UK's leading gaming website, but after appraising the articles and layout of the website, it can't be so. Don't get me wrong, I'm not about ripping apart other people's work, but this site is about making a dime on cheesy in-text advertising and ugly, blocky ads in place of content. /. certainly shouldn't be directing their loyal readership to this internet flotsam when they know full well it's a lame scam.
I seem to be asking myself how long will I put up with this crap before I stop frequenting this site?
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"though how it works and how it is installed remains something of a mystery."
And what part about "boil your xbox" don't you understand again?
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Why did they watercool the 360 itself and not the power brick? Everything I've read suggests that the power brick is the most likely component to overheat on the 360, if anything they should create a custom cooling solution for it, especially for people who live in hot environments.
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... but maybe I can use this on my hacked, overclocked Roomba!!
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Why is this news, does the cooler run Linux or something?
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Watercooling the XBox 360
As ridiculus as watercooling can get!
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Like ScuttleMonkey and his little pal Beatles-Beatles. This place is pathetic sometimes. Or that Roland troll they ALWAYS post even when he sneezes. Sad.
This was ridiculus, already. But fanboys like to get fucked in the ass I guess.
xbox360 = consumer appliance
if it doesn't work properly straight out of the box and needs third party addons to perform it's normal function then it's simply faulted consumer appliance.
I thought the biggest issues were with the power supply? Shouldn't they have made a water cooler for that?
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I call hoax. I think it's just a fan slapped on the side of a 360. I doubt there's any more to it than that. No modification or anything. It's complete BullShit!
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Holy shit, could they put a bigger, more intrusive watermark on those pictures? Could be that they just need more. They've only got two now. How about they make it flash red and green. That wouldnt detract from what's actually being shown at all.
I think the picture they should have shown was the water cooler for the power supply. The Nifty little white box next to the black brick.
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So they get to mess with their guts like the people who assemble computers. Sheeze. Does the console even neeed watercooling? Is the fan cooling system that loud?
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If we actually hold M$ accountable and make them fix the problem. No, no, lets spend more money giving it a water cooling system instead. Sorry I don't buy a new car without tires and I don't buy an Xbox that overheats.
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iPod Videos and Xbox 360s... Two articles right after each other and both of them puff pieces. Lame.
Why the hell would anyone make a watercooling unit for the Xbox 360 when the built-in cooling system does the job just fine? The problem with the 360 is that the external power supply overheats - not the system itself - and even that problem doesn't require anything as complicated as watercooling, it just needs to be located somewhere air can move under it.
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A next gen system needs an additional cooling system? So sad. PS3 will own 360. Suckers.
You said, It's winter now.
I hate all of this NOTHERN HEMISPHERE BIAS!!!
When will it end?!?!
I live in the southern hemisphere, and it's SUMMER HERE NOW!!!
But it seems that everyone on slashdot and the 'mainstream' media all act as if the northern hemisphere is all that matters!
By definition, the southern hemisphere is half of the globe.
You think you're so cool, just 'cus you have so much landmass...
Oh yeah, we have more ocean!!!
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What I find amazing is that M$ screwed up the cooling in their console so badly that there is a market for this product. I never needed to buy a cooling system for my NES to increase its performance, nor any other console I've owned for that matter.
how it works and how it is installed remains something of a mystery.
much like the reason why you would want to install a liquid cooling aparatus on a device that can maintain opertaing tempratures on its own!
I haven't heard of a huge overclocking community of XBox'ers, and it's not like you can easily upgrade the graphics to something that would add lots of heat to the system. The actual usefullness of this product seems rather limited.
Now, if they'd had made a cooling device for the power supply...
A possably good xbox 360 cooling solution a calgary based company (canada) called Cool It Systems (http://www.coolitsystems.com/) released a pres release they have a liquid cooled solution coming for 360 to be revealed in Las Vegas at the Consumer Electronics Show this Jan. If their cpu unit is any judge (http://www.coolitsystems.com/index.php?option=com _content&task=view&id=79&Itemid=29) it could be less ugly and more practial than whatever that company is trying to pawn off.
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Ugh. Blatant and heavy-handed slashvertisement.
BTW, opening the case of a device does not void the warranty, although manufacturers would like you to think so. (Magnusson-Moss warranty act)
And "special cooling liquid?" What suckers would fall for such a coarse pitch?
Xbox 360 is already water cooled as it comes from the factory.
And to those who said "I thought it was the power supply was the problem", why not just not comment at all until you have one? The power supply doesn't get hot enough on its own to shut down. It may be more sensitive to heat than the main unit (at least some of them may be), but it doesn't generate much heat on its own.
Finally, the Xbox 360 doesn't have an overheating problem unless you put it in an enclosed space. If you do, the sheer amount of heat will cause the entire enclosed space to heat up. This unit will not change that. You need to get the heat outside of the enclosed space.
A simple fan in the enclosure will be 100X more effective than this thing. Or just not putting the 360 in an enclosure.
I had hoped wider availability would make it so more people understood what was going on simply through experience.
Do not buy this thing. If your 360 is not in an enclosed space, it doesn't need it. And if it is in an enclosed space, this will make it overheat even faster.
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This is really nothing new. The Dreamcast uses/used a closed liquid cooling system that operated on convection (a single fan cooled one part of the closed loop)...
It worked for the Dreamcast...why not for the 360...what surprises me is that in 5 years, noone has come up with a better idea for cooling a console...I would really like to see a zero noise console...
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Hardocp.com posted an article on a watercooling mod job for 360, and unlike this worthless article, it actually describes how they do it: http://www.hardocp.com/article.html?art=OTM5
They say at the end it had a huge affect on temperature, dropping the temperature 50 degrees fahrenheit.
Noticed on Penny Arcade that HardOCP is doing this for real.
And yes, it does void your warranty.
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