User: newdsfornerds

I'd kill a chicken.

On: What If You Could Eat Chicken Without Killing a Chicken? (theoutline.com)

Call me old fashioned.

HUNDREDS?

On: Hundreds of Verified Twitter Accounts Compromised, Post Swastikas, Pro-Erdogan Content (bloomberg.com)

Did it say HUNDREDS? Well that's a big number!

Windows would die.

On: Ask Slashdot: What Would Happen If All Software Ran On All Platforms?

Really, it would.

The God Emperor Fears Nothing!

On: NSA Risks Talent Exodus Amid Morale Slump, Trump Fears (reuters.com)

Hail Kek!

Re:And Microsoft jumped in to give them free licen

On: Indian State Saves $45 Million As Schools Switch To Open Source Software (factordaily.com)

Doesn't mean shit, usually. Follow the money.

Re:Didn't some country do this?

On: Indian State Saves $45 Million As Schools Switch To Open Source Software (factordaily.com)

Damn. You stole my thunder.

And Microsoft jumped in to give them free licenses

On: Indian State Saves $45 Million As Schools Switch To Open Source Software (factordaily.com)

How could Microsoft let this happen? Didn't they bribe the right people?

Shocking!

On: Facebook Has a Team That Handles Mark Zuckerberg's Page (cnet.com)

I never would have imagined this in a million years!

Re:It's killed the question mark and the apostroph

On: Has the Internet Killed Curly Quotes? (theatlantic.com)

Yor ferge ho eye h4x0r3d ur mamz as last nite.

It's killed the question mark and the apostrophe.

On: Has the Internet Killed Curly Quotes? (theatlantic.com)

And maybe they were dead long before the Internet and the Internet is just showing us how illiterate people really are.

DAS SECKSIS!

On: Pregnancy Alters Woman's Brains 'For At Least Two Years' (bbc.com)

Sounds like a study conducted by men for men. LOL

Re:Awesome

On: Apple's Top Assembler Foxconn Confirms Plans for US Investment, To Create 50,000 Jobs (bloomberg.com)

He'd need at least eight years and two unicorns to accomplish that but I hope he does.

So. 50,000 more H1-B visas need to be issued

On: Apple's Top Assembler Foxconn Confirms Plans for US Investment, To Create 50,000 Jobs (bloomberg.com)

From China or from India. Doesn't matter as long as they are not native speakers of English.

Re:... but they are still right

On: Study Says People Who Continually Point Out Typos Are 'Jerks'

Yes. People don't know what typo means. It's the illiteracy that bothers me. Frequently it's people above my pay grade who are the slovenly, illiterate twots.

Unconventional

On: Study Says People Who Continually Point Out Typos Are 'Jerks'

I'm about as individualistic and non-conformist as you can get but I can't stand seeing those kinds of mistakes. Typos don't bother me. What bothers me is people not giving a crap about whether what they have written is intelligible.

Putin killed it.

On: Japan's $273 Million Satellite Has Broken Up Into 'Multiple Pieces' (techinsider.io)

Thanks, Obama!

Re:There's a clue shortage

On: The Great IT Hiring He-Said / She-Said

"Oh, sorry about that typo."

Re:Antarctica Cuisine?

On: Interview: Ask Ben Starr About the Future of Food

Yes, there are no fish in the sea off Antarctica, just penguins.

Huzzah!

On: The New 'One Microsoft' Is Finally Poised For the Future

Bravo! I can't wait for Windows RG!

Re:My grandpappy done left me this XP

On: Meet the Diehards Who Refuse To Move On From Windows XP

Are you his mom?

Re:My grandpappy done left me this XP

On: Meet the Diehards Who Refuse To Move On From Windows XP

I was talking to NotDrWho.

Re:My grandpappy done left me this XP

On: Meet the Diehards Who Refuse To Move On From Windows XP

Your sigfile is a masterpiece of illiteracy. Invest in a high school level English class.

OMG Helix!

On: Scientists Revive a Giant 30,000 Year Old Virus From Ice

The crappy Resident Evil knock-off.

We need to teach hijacking in college

On: Why We Need To Teach Hacking In High School

Yes. We do.

Re:Copyright violation.

On: Nagios-Plugins Web Site Taken Over By Nagios

Believe that. Who would be the most likely buyer?