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What If You Could Eat Chicken Without Killing a Chicken? (theoutline.com)

From a report on The Outline: San Francisco-based startup Memphis Meats announced this week that it had grown chicken in a lab -- chicken strips, to be precise. The strips, which were grown using self-reproducing cells, are technically "meat," but because the cells were not from an animal, the process by which this "meat" was "raised" is much cleaner, resulting in animal food that has the potential to sate both environmental groups as well as animal rights activists and vegetarians. Memphis Meats says it's hoping the product is ready for commercial sale by 2021. The company is part of an ever-increasing horde of Silicon Valley startups trying to solve the complicated problems of the meat industry, which range from cultural ideas about food to industrial and environmental issues to, increasingly, discussions about animal cruelty. [...] About 99 percent of animals raised for slaughter in the U.S. come from factory farms, and about a third of the land mass of the Earth is used in raising livestock. More so than chicken, livestock is incredibly inefficient to raise: It takes about 2,500 gallons of water to produce just a pound of beef.

331 comments

  1. Tell me if you heard this before... by __aaclcg7560 · · Score: 3, Funny

    There's still no chicken in chicken nuggets.

    1. Re: Tell me if you heard this before... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Troll

      There is no bread in grocery store bread, no coke in Coke, no juice in juice, and no chocolate in chocolate.

      People are full of pesticides, hormones, and lab chemicals. That's why people are so ugly and so stupid, especially libtards.

    2. Re: Tell me if you heard this before... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      Well damn, too bad there's no way to stop companies from filing people full of pesticides, hormones, and lab chemicals. I guess you'll just have to live with everyone getting uglier, stupider, and more libtarded.

    3. Re: Tell me if you heard this before... by __aaclcg7560 · · Score: 1

      Well damn, too bad there's no way to stop companies from filing people full of pesticides, hormones, and lab chemicals.

      I don't think Trump has the FDA slated for elimination in the 2018 FY budget. Maybe next year.

      I guess you'll just have to live with everyone getting uglier, stupider, and more conservative.

      FTFY

    4. Re:Tell me if you heard this before... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Where's my lobster strips?

    5. Re:Tell me if you heard this before... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      And Whale bacon! Oh, the mouth watering guilt free whale bacon!

    6. Re:Tell me if you heard this before... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Please provide verifiable documentation of this claim.

    7. Re:Tell me if you heard this before... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      So THAT'S how subway "chicken" is made.

    8. Re: Tell me if you heard this before... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I want whale bacon, that sounds good

    9. Re: Tell me if you heard this before... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Removing pesky regulations our friend Donald J. Duck posing as quack president will make sure corporations have full freedom to serve us anything food-like as human-feed.
      Our taste-buds are notoriously bad at guiding us to proper nutrition, and completely useless at ferreting out toxins.
      Four generations ago most people were close to food production, today we are opening bags.
      Progress, my friend, progress.

    10. Re: Tell me if you heard this before... by MercTech · · Score: 1

      FDA is less pertinent to a discussion of food than is the USDA. FDA approves food additives but USDA is who actually tests the food supply and monitors compliance. i.e. Every chicken approved for human consumption is visually inspected and sniffed by a USDA certified veterinarian.

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    11. Re: Tell me if you heard this before... by __aaclcg7560 · · Score: 1

      FDA is less pertinent to a discussion of food than is the USDA

      The USDA doesn't look like it's on the chopping block for FY 2018.

    12. Re:Tell me if you heard this before... by n329619 · · Score: 1

      Wait! There's no chicken in chicken nuggets!?!?

  2. The real test is by Tablizer · · Score: 2

    ...can they cross the road?

    1. Re:The real test is by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...can they cross the road?

      In theory but nobody knows how to motivate them to do so.

    2. Re:The real test is by ACE209 · · Score: 1

      ...can they cross the road?

      In theory but nobody knows how to motivate them to do so.

      Though the question of how to motivate is indeed unsolved; Two to three meters of aproach and a kick should deliver acceptable results.

      In both cases of live and artificial chicken, I might add.

      Who needs motivation when you can have momentum.

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    3. Re:The real test is by Rei · · Score: 2

      ...can they cross the road?

      Sure, after they finish seminary and are ordained.

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  3. Third of landmass? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    "about a third of the land mass of the Earth is used in raising livestock"

    1. Re: Third of landmass? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      what is third of landm ass?

    2. Re:Third of landmass? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You mean Humans?
      I agree, we need to cut down the human population.
      We need to start with vegans so that the vegetation can get back to normal and we can breathe easier.

    3. Re:Third of landmass? by danbert8 · · Score: 1

      Actually, it's more like a quarter of the landmass...
      https://www.learner.org/course...

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    4. Re:Third of landmass? by quenda · · Score: 1

      "about a third of the land mass of the Earth is used in raising livestock"

      I'm not sure about the rest of the world, but in Australia it would be less misleading to say that a third of the landmass is used for grazing because it is too dry and infertile to be used for any other sort of agriculture. So we let sheep or cattle wander around looking for grass.

      There is no point comparing it to grain or vegetables because you simply cannot grow that on grazing land without spending a fortune on irrigation and fertiliser.

  4. if it were cheaper, yes. by netsavior · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I don't really care much about Peta's talking points. I would gladly eat cheaper meat, though.

    1. Re:if it were cheaper, yes. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It constantly shocks me that readers of a site such as Slashdot, labeled as "News for Nerds", can smugly disregard one of the greatest contributors to Climate Change. Or do you also deny that Climate Change is a real and pressing issue?

    2. Re:if it were cheaper, yes. by silas_moeckel · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Climate change is an issue, the fix does not involve making things cost more especially food and energy those pretty much not optional spending. Much like fixing spam if the solution costs more it's not a solution. If this stuff is so much less taxing on the environment it should be much cheaper to produce.

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    3. Re:if it were cheaper, yes. by slashdice · · Score: 1

      how is that news for nerds? I live in my parent's basement and the only time I ever see the outside is when mom is working and I have to answer the door for the pizza guy.

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    4. Re:if it were cheaper, yes. by Topwiz · · Score: 1

      Most people would agree Climate Change is real. The biggest question is what percent is due to humans and what percent is due to natural cycles. The other big question is how much of the human contribution is from CO2 and how much is from other human causes like deforestation. Current science doesn't have a good answer for these questions. The pro-Climate Changers insist/assume that 100% of it comes from human caused increases in CO2. 100% of anything coming from one source is very unlikely. Just a few days ago a story came out that scientists found that 50% of the reduction in arctic ice is due to natural cycles.

    5. Re:if it were cheaper, yes. by religionofpeas · · Score: 1

      one of the greatest contributors to Climate Change

      According to this pie chart, agriculture (which includes meat, but also rice production) is only responsible for 9% of the greenhouse gases.

      https://www.epa.gov/ghgemissio...

    6. Re:if it were cheaper, yes. by OhPlz · · Score: 2

      We need a Godwin's law for climate change.

    7. Re:if it were cheaper, yes. by DontBeAMoran · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Polluters do not pay the cost to clean up their mess. That's why some things are cheaper than they should be.

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    8. Re:if it were cheaper, yes. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As with many products, especially new ones, they are priced below the common product only for a little while. Then their price climbs and the original product skyrockets. Then you have the crappy product priced back up where the quality one was all along.

    9. Re:if it were cheaper, yes. by rickb928 · · Score: 1

      Tell that to the paper industry. And step back.

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    10. Re:if it were cheaper, yes. by DogDude · · Score: 4, Informative

      If this stuff is so much less taxing on the environment it should be much cheaper to produce.

      Econ 101. Look up the word "externalities".

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    11. Re:if it were cheaper, yes. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah. This is called "News for Nerds", not "News for Hippies".
      Big difference.
      One likes to fuck trees.
      The other likes technology and science, which also involves fire and metal and electricity and power and all the good destructive stuff.
      You dumbass.

    12. Re: if it were cheaper, yes. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Even if it were to be proved that humans aren't behind any climate change, shouldn't we still do something about it? If an asteroid were coming, but could be diverted somehow, would we need to wait for a human to own up to it before we'd act? It's ok to lose Florida and displace billions from arid and low lying regions worldwide, but only if it's natural?

      Even if we can't stop whatever hypothetical natural process that coincidentally started after the Industrial Revolution, not burning so much coal and oil would be excellent for human and environmental heath anyway.

      Having to fight a continuous politically motivated rear guard defence of whether or not there's even an effect (which there is) is extremely damaging.

    13. Re:if it were cheaper, yes. by PoopJuggler · · Score: 0

      Yeah, animals should suffer and die so you can be happy and never compromise on the roles our culture has taught you which you base your identity on.

    14. Re:if it were cheaper, yes. by religionofpeas · · Score: 1

      The EPA graph also includes the other greenhouse gases, so there's not more to that story. Total methane only accounts for 4-9% of the total greenhouse effect, and according to your quote, livestock only produces 37% of that.

    15. Re:if it were cheaper, yes. by GameboyRMH · · Score: 1

      Most people would agree Climate Change is real. The biggest question is what percent is due to humans and what percent is due to natural cycles. The other big question is how much of the human contribution is from CO2 and how much is from other human causes like deforestation. Current science doesn't have a good answer for these questions.

      Bullshit. Here's a good answer for these questions from current science. It's not 100% human caused, but certainly over 90%:

      http://www.ucsusa.org/global_w...

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    16. Re:if it were cheaper, yes. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Psychology 101: Look up "motivation." Keep bashing people and they will keep ignoring your message, even if your message is true. Do it too much, and you are, and people will work against what you want.

    17. Re:if it were cheaper, yes. by PoopJuggler · · Score: 2

      The biggest question is what percent is due to humans and what percent is due to natural cycles

      It. Doesn't. Matter. We should be striving for zero impact regardless of anything else. We can't just keep fucking up the planet forever like a bunch of spoiled babies. We've killed 50% of the ocean life since the 1970s. We've broken the ozone layer. We've decimated the rainforests. We've polluted every single body of water in the world. We've fucked up the climate and the atmosphere. We've irradiated huge areas of land. Did you know Chernobyl won't be clean for literally millions of years? We've even polluted the shit out of outer-fucking-space. This shit needs to stop.

    18. Re:if it were cheaper, yes. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Lefties are all about "externalities", unless they are related to their precious "renewable" technologies that use heavy metals, other toxic materials, kill wildlife, etc.

    19. Re:if it were cheaper, yes. by Bert64 · · Score: 1

      Exactly, there are plenty more sources of unnecessary pollution and gross inefficiency that could be reduced or eliminated without harming people's quality of life...

      Think of the amount of paper in the form of junkmail thats produced, delivered and subsequently discarded every year... I throw out several pieces a day, it serves no useful function.
      Think of all the wasted fuel because so many people travel long distances to work, at the same time into congested business districts with no affordable residential properties nearby... Imagine the savings of people worked from home, or were able to live close to where they worked.
      So many other stupid wastes of resources and energy.

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    20. Re:if it were cheaper, yes. by Gordo_1 · · Score: 1

      Don't necessarily disagree, but the problem is that often externalities (like pollution, cost of healthcare, etc.) are not paid for by incumbent technology/solution. Due to historical reasons, grandfathering, lax regulations and whatnot, the cost of the incumbent solution is artificially low which means any possible solution *looks* more expensive in comparison, even if it's cheaper overall.

    21. Re:if it were cheaper, yes. by silas_moeckel · · Score: 2

      Lookup starving, 45m Americans (2015 number) at or below the poverty line, they would like to eat.

      You guys are all about externalities until it's something you want like solar because the mess is in china. Water and CO2 are not some magic thing, water recycles and the same for co2. The issue is pumping out co2 from sequestered sources. The issue is global population something you refuse to control.

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    22. Re:if it were cheaper, yes. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't really care much about whether or not this meat used to be a chicken, I can't digest meat well and I dislike the flavor and texture....so....I am going to stick with my vegetarian diet.

      Be that as it may...I enthusiastically approve of this vat-grown meat, both because its production pollutes far less, and because the reduced need for antibiotics will help prevent the next pandemic of antibiotic-resistant diseases.

    23. Re:if it were cheaper, yes. by silas_moeckel · · Score: 1, Interesting

      And it does not matter we're talking about food not the latest iphone garbage. It's not an optional purchase. Raise the real prices and people starve. Any solution has to be at the grocery store cheaper than the real thing otherwise it's like a hybrid car just something to be smug about while paying far to much and/or having the government pick up the bill.

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    24. Re:if it were cheaper, yes. by Immerman · · Score: 1

      Are you sure about that? I've not heard a single remotely credible defender of anthropogenic climate change saying 100% anything. Obviously there's the groupies that don't really understand what they're talking about and just mangle the talking points they think they remember hearing, but *every* side has those, you can't use their mangled nonsense to judge anything but the general incompetence of humans outside their area of expertise.

      About the only thing I can even think of having an even remotely credible claim to 100% human responsibility is the increase of CO2 in the atmosphere - the amount in the atmosphere is increasing more slowly than we're releasing it, suggesting that it would be decreasing if we stopped, so 100% human responsibility on that could be argued, but even there we've got forest fires, volcanoes, etc. all making their own small contributions - it's just that without us the carbon sinks would be capable of handling all that.

      The big problem is that pretty much all the talk about "other causes" by those who deny human responsibility is that almost all those other causescauses are transient. Yes, the sun gets hotter sometimes, and then it cools off again, that's been factored into the models for decades. Ditto El nino/La nina events, cosmic rays, etc,etc,etc. They're all factored into the models, they have to be to explain the actual measurements. But, what we consistently see is that without us, those factors would only cause the global climate to wobble in the bottom of it's current "rut", just as it's been doing for the last 1.8 million years.

      The problem is that we've also confirmed that atmospheric CO2 is every bit as strong a forcing factor as we feared - the predictions from 50 years ago when we first started really recognizing the problem are holding true, and those models tell us that amount of solar heating we're adding to the system with CO2, on top of the the fact that the planet is already in the midst of an interglacial period, is soon going to be enough to force the entire planet out of the current ice age "rut" and into a hothouse "rut" instead - the other of our planet's bistable climate states. It would only be the fifth time our planet has left an ice age in it's 4.5 billion year history, and we know very little about what to expect - except that things would be radically different - fossil evidence suggests that tropical forests in Antarctica and vast deserts extending from the tropics to the temperate regions are a real possibility.

      And, this is very important, almost all of that heating would not be directly due to human influence. Like a child throwing a pebble that starts an massive avalanche, we would only provide the small initial push that gets things moving - once the planet is knocked out of it's ice-age rut there are several natural feedback loops which then amplify the effects dramatically. For starters, thawing permafrost across all of Canada and Russia, and melting undersea methane hydrates will release methane reserves to dwarf all the greenhouse gasses humanity has released in our history. We can see how it's happened in the past, and every time there's some cataclysm - massive global volcanism, ecological disaster, something that pushes the climate just that much further than it moves during the normal oscillations, and the effect rapidly snowballs out of control until the opposite climate extreme is reached.

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    25. Re:if it were cheaper, yes. by Kjella · · Score: 1

      Climate change is an issue, the fix does not involve making things cost more especially food and energy those pretty much not optional spending. Much like fixing spam if the solution costs more it's not a solution. If this stuff is so much less taxing on the environment it should be much cheaper to produce.

      I've no idea where you get that connection between environmentalism and cost from. Take something like a refrigerator, we want to keep something much cooler than environment. That's an uphill battle with thermodynamics, the less power we we want to use the more complex and exotic does the cooling solution have to be. Same with nearly everything else, cavemen with fire could make light, that is easy. Making LED lights where almost all the energy is converted to light, that is hard. A high efficiency engine is more difficult to make than a low efficiency engine. Energy use goes down means efficiency must go up and that usually means the costs rise exponentially.

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    26. Re:if it were cheaper, yes. by slew · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Did you know Chernobyl won't be clean for literally millions of years?

      Apparently, w/o human intrusion for 30 years, the land around Chernobyl is thriving with life.

      http://news.nationalgeographic...

      An interesting quotable from this article...

      Essentially, this means that human populations have a bigger negative impact than radiation.

    27. Re:if it were cheaper, yes. by Nemyst · · Score: 1

      Nevermind PETA's ridiculousness, if you had the choice, wouldn't you prefer not harming a living being? That's on top of the smaller environmental footprint, potential for more uniform distribution of fat, removal of undesirable parts (tendons, nerves, etc.), ability to shape the meat however you want (could have blocks of the thing!), etc.

    28. Re:if it were cheaper, yes. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Seriously? Nerds of ALL people should be able to actually use their brain & differentiate between 'real issues' and 'pressing issues'. So yes I think 'Climate Change' as it were is a 'real issue' or more clearly there will likely be 'real consequences that cause issues for humans due to Climate Change' (Climate Change itself is NOT an 'issue' it is something that is happening that may result in changes that cause impacts on humans).

      So as 1 example, sea level rise will impact coastal cities. Guess what, I'm not all that concerned with New Yorker's living on the coast line having to move 'inland' a bit and its not like they'll have to do it in a day. So its not a 'pressing issue', certainly not a pressing issue for people in 'fly over' states. That's one example, I know there will be many other potential impacts, each of which won't happen 'over night' and aren't 'pressing', at least not compared to for instance trying to save the thousands of people in the Middle East right now undergoing a severe famine that has nothing to do with 'climate change' but rather our inability to simply get along with each other (THAT'S a "Pressing Issue").

      Bringing this back around to YOUR smug position that we should all be up in arms about the meat producing industry, what do YOU propose we do that doesn't require significant modification of people's eating habits (as Omnivores we love us our meat) or major government market intervention bordering on 'dictatorship level' changes in the industry? You want to see real 'issues', you go right ahead and try to impose major changes to 'help solve climate change' & you'll have your issues immediately, the first being an armed revolution.

      For a site labeled 'News for Nerds', it amazes me how the liberals in the group can't distinguish between 'issues we have today' (e.g. actual 'pressing issues') and those that may impact us some distant time in the future that many people are attempting to address through standard human behavior of technological change. Seriously, here's a story of a company working on replacement meat products and while the summary claims they are doing it to solve the 'complicated problems of the meat industry' including and I quote "increasingly, discussions about animal cruelty" I call 'bullshit'. Who is having these 'discussions about animal cruelty' to any real extent? Libtards IN Silicone Valley, normal people who like to eat steak or cheap hamburgers because that's all they can afford don't give 1 shit about the fact cows are killed to provide the meat. When people talk about 'elitism' THIS is an example. Your all worried about 'climate change' and 'cruelty to animals', a lot of people just want to know where their next meal is coming from. So push comes to shove, this company is working on the replacement meat products to make money from the vast majority of the population that just want to eat, pure & simple.

      Its costly to produce meat products. When or if they actually create a product INDISTINGUISHABLE from meat as it is produced today IF its cheaper I'm sure people will buy it and your 'pressing issue' will be reduced through natural technological evolution & competition. The rest of those 'complicated issues' is just marketing spin. Of course the 'elite liberals' won't buy this stuff, they'll go for the 'naturally grown organic meats' that will now cost STUPID amounts of money in comparison. That's ok though liberals were never known for their consistency.

      And lastly, here's a 'pressing issue' that will likely happen due to this technological change, which will have major REAL consequences to the humans in those 'fly over states'...the meat producing industry as it exists today will DIE putting many hundreds of thousands of people out of work. As a liberal I presume you'll expect the government to support them.

    29. Re:if it were cheaper, yes. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      KILL ALL BEAVERS

    30. Re:if it were cheaper, yes. by silas_moeckel · · Score: 1

      IDK 50+ years where they are literally looking to increases prices to help people conserve. Lowering our standard of living is not an option and we have 6 or so billion people who want to get to our existing standard of living.

      Make vat grown chicken cheaper than real chicken is today and you have a good product with less environmental impact. This is little different than mass transit when it's faster than driving people use it, when it's not it's a massive waste. You have to make the better thing more attractive than the current thing when talking about a must buy commodity that means cheaper.

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    31. Re:if it were cheaper, yes. by silas_moeckel · · Score: 1

      When talking about a non-optional commodity like food it does not matter. Raise the price and people die that's a really simple thing. So a solution has to be at the store cheaper preferably without any government subsidies.

      Sure todays chicken farming gets this or that tax break all the advantages of being the current market leaders in chicken flesh. Want to succeed against them in a fair way they need to be more attractive and need the government to ensure they don't leverage that dominance in an unfair way. External bits do not matter, stop whining about the playing field not being even it's not pull up your boot straps and get to winning anyways. If this tech is unable to do that it's not going to succeed.

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    32. Re:if it were cheaper, yes. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      PoopJuggler is right. If there's anyone you should listen to about basing your identity, it is PoopJuggler.

    33. Re:if it were cheaper, yes. by aussie_a · · Score: 1

      Stop giving the wealthy so many tax breaks and you would be able toafford welfare systems that address the 45m Americansbelow the poverty line.

      Of course, many Americans believe on,y. The stupid and lazy are poor and so the poor deserve what they get.

    34. Re:if it were cheaper, yes. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You talk like money and jobs are the most important thing in the world.

      Having an inhabitable world is the most important thing in the world.

      What good is being able to afford to go to McDonalds when they can't raise beef, and can't grow potatoes because the climate is too toxic? If we plan now, we might ensure we have a way to eat then, even if it ends up requiring something like (gasp) socialism. But if we put capitalist ideology over everything else, we're likely to end up extinct. You cannot eat ideology.

      You can't just slide climate zones around like it's a zero-sum game.

    35. Re:if it were cheaper, yes. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And all those solutions kill jobs. No one to produce the junk mail? No one to support an environmentally-expensive commuter culture?

      To Corporate America, jobs are sacred! That's why they're so keep to outsource them all.

      Get out of here, you dirty Commie!

    36. Re:if it were cheaper, yes. by tsqr · · Score: 2

      Stop giving the wealthy so many tax breaks and you would be able toafford welfare systems that address the 45m Americansbelow the poverty line.

      The bottom 50% paid 2.8% of all US Income tax paid in 2015; the top 50% paid 97.2%. While it's commonplace to see stories of very rich individuals paying absurdly low marginal tax rates, those are by and large members of the fabled 0.01%, whose numbers are so few (138,000 tax returns in 2013) that raising their taxes wouldn't have much effect on the bottom line. The fact is that the average tax rate paid by the top 1% is over 27%. That's average, not marginal. Raising it back up to the 34% it was at in 1980 wouldn't solve the problems of the 45 million Americans below the poverty line.

      Source

    37. Re:if it were cheaper, yes. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Unless one was to reverse the tax breaks and loopholes that the wealthier enjoy. But that's too obvious, right?

    38. Re:if it were cheaper, yes. by Swave+An+deBwoner · · Score: 2

      I wouldn't hold my breath waiting for it to be cheaper than live animal derived meat. Consider the price of soybean milk compared to cows' milk. I'm guessing that it must be cheaper to grow and milk ( ;-) ) soybeans than to raise and milk cows, but that doesn't show up in the price of the final product.

    39. Re: if it were cheaper, yes. by guruevi · · Score: 1

      The poverty line in the US is actually quite high and until you make a significant percentage above that, you can get all sorts of aid from the government. There is no reason anyone in this country goes hungry besides due to participation in illegal activities or a history of living well beyond ones means.

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    40. Re:if it were cheaper, yes. by interkin3tic · · Score: 1

      Nonsense. People take offense to things they disagree with politically no matter how nicely you put it.

      There have been decades of "Captain planet needs YOUR HELP you special snowflake!" Didn't work, people convinced themselves that climate change was a lie and anyone swayed by the evidence it was simply hated coal country.

      Here, for example, DogDude was not bashing you or anyone more than was absolutely necessary. GP was making a dumb argument.

    41. Re:if it were cheaper, yes. by interkin3tic · · Score: 1

      It would be worth paying more for meat if it meant less contribution to antibiotic resistant pathogens. I don't know how these cultured meats are going to be kept sanitary in mass production, I suppose it's possible that some unethical meat growing labs could use a lot of medicinally important antibiotics and cause the same problems. But I suspect there are more options for sterilization once you don't have to grow a whole animal.

    42. Re:if it were cheaper, yes. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Makes sense. Time to get the ovens hot again in Poland.

    43. Re:if it were cheaper, yes. by Cederic · · Score: 1

      do you also deny that Climate Change is a real and pressing issue?

      Yeah. It might be an issue for you but it isn't for me. By the time it completely fucks the human race I'll be dead anyway.

    44. Re:if it were cheaper, yes. by angel'o'sphere · · Score: 1

      The bottom 50% paid 2.8% of all US Income tax paid in 2015; the top 50% paid 97.2%
      In most countries it is the opposite around.
      I would be shocked of the USA would be different.
      If the US are different: I would wonder why he bottom 50% have so low income that they pay so low taxes.

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    45. Re: if it were cheaper, yes. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      While 90%+ of scientists say that global warming is man made, how many say it's going to make the planet unhabitable?

    46. Re: if it were cheaper, yes. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Fuck off if you are so brain dead to trust every statistic you see.

      Think about it. If the numbers are so dismal and the rich is still paying less percentage of tax then what is the reason? Either there is a large group of people living in poverty thus tax exempt or a small group of Super Super Super wealthy that despite paying less percentage of tax is still dominated the amount paid.

      Yes that mean you have a crazy rich poor divide. When something like that gets pass the tipping it leads to social unrest.

    47. Re:if it were cheaper, yes. by Rakarra · · Score: 1

      And it does not matter we're talking about food not the latest iphone garbage. It's not an optional purchase.

      "Food" is not an optional purchase, but beef is.
      When I was growing up, beef was a luxury, something you maybe had once a week.

    48. Re:if it were cheaper, yes. by Rakarra · · Score: 1

      The bottom 50% paid 2.8% of all US Income tax paid in 2015

      Yeah, when you have almost no money to pay taxes, it's no surprise when you don't pay very much. If they actually got paid good wages at their jobs, they might have something for income taxes.

    49. Re:if it were cheaper, yes. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Exactly. Like it's some kind of shocker that the people who have most of the money pay most of the taxes.

      If you want a real eye-opener, take a look at the L-curve.

    50. Re: if it were cheaper, yes. by DontBeAMoran · · Score: 1

      There is still a wide gap between "unhabitable planet" and "growing food costs 100 times as much as before".

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    51. Re:if it were cheaper, yes. by silas_moeckel · · Score: 1

      Chicken is a lot cheaper than beef general the cheapest per pound around me.

      In general more meat consumption is part of coming up as far as standard of living.

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    52. Re:if it were cheaper, yes. by hackertourist · · Score: 1

      There's more animal life than there was before, but they're thriving only in that sense, not in the sense that the radiation environment is healthy for them.

      Because animals start reproducing as soon as they're able to (instead of waiting until they're 30), a high incidence of cancer and other radiation-induced illnesses is not incompatible with large population. The radiation damage isn't so severe they can't reproduce at all, but according to the same article:

      His research with biologist Timothy Mousseau has shown that voles have higher rates of cataracts, useful populations of bacteria on the wings of birds in the zone are lower, partial albinism among barn swallows, and that cuckoos have become less common, among other findings. Serious mutations, though, happened only right after the accident.

    53. Re:if it were cheaper, yes. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The EPA site only has stats for US GHG emissions, it doesn't include rainforest deforestation in South America to make grazing lands for animals eventually sold in the US, nor the soy-growing operations in other countries (more deforestation in Brazil) to feed US animals. Deforestation usually involves burning rainforest, converting a sink into a source.

  5. Like, just eat one leg by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    And watch it scream as you tear it off and cook it? Yeah, I'm down for that!!!

    1. Re: Like, just eat one leg by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is the winning post.

    2. Re:Like, just eat one leg by Waffle+Iron · · Score: 1

      And watch it scream as you tear it off and cook it? Yeah, I'm down for that!!!

      That's still not as cruel as the lives of all those boneless chickens they've been raising lately.

  6. Mmm, mmm . . . by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Mmm, mmm tastes like Chicken!

  7. Texture of the meat by Tempest451 · · Score: 2

    While technically chicken muscle cells, the texture of the meat comes from being attached to a skeleton. Once the texture of the muscle striations is solved, then it can be a proper replacement.

    1. Re:Texture of the meat by Thud457 · · Score: 1

      Just need to exercise it while it's growing.
      Of course, then you have to worry about it escaping the factory.. ewwww, Bill Cosby.

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    2. Re: Texture of the meat by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How about growing it on a mesh of a recycled toilet paper. Yummy

    3. Re:Texture of the meat by Vegan+Cyclist · · Score: 1

      Exactly... I don't think this counts as 'meat', it is more of a collection of certain cells at this point, and I think it's over-hyped and we're still quite a ways from having a lab-grown 'meat'. Sort of like giving someone a pile of lentils and saying 'here's your veggie burger'. Sure, lentils can be part of a veggie burger, but it's just one part of the whole..

    4. Re: Texture of the meat by slew · · Score: 1

      How about growing it on a mesh of a recycled toilet paper. Yummy

      Might want to wash that down with Beer made from recycled water...

  8. Problem solved by Pig+Hogger · · Score: 5, Funny

    Just go to Subway!

    1. Re:Problem solved by avandesande · · Score: 1

      Think of the Yoga mats!

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    2. Re:Problem solved by ausekilis · · Score: 1

      Yea, but if that "Subway Diet" is the least bit true... think of the yoga pants!

    3. Re:Problem solved by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      1) Eat Chicken feet. If veterans can loose an arm or leg, so can chickens.
      2) Fit amputee chickens with reusable chicken leg prosthetics

    4. Re:Problem solved by DarthVain · · Score: 1

      Dammit you beat me to it! :p

  9. Then chickens would die out by mccalli · · Score: 1

    Not many wild chickens in the world. If we could make artificial chicken meat, and I'd be all for eating it since it seems less cruel to me, then people would stop breeding chickens for food.

    Chicken isn't the most perfect example for this because we also eat eggs. Apply that logic to pigs though - yep, much more of a problem.

    1. Re:Then chickens would die out by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Pigs are extremely intelligent and make excellent pets, and when they die, you don't have to bury them and waste space like with a dog, you can have a BBQ.

    2. Re:Then chickens would die out by neo-mkrey · · Score: 1

      Visit Kauai, HI sometime -- there is no shortage of wild chickens there!

    3. Re:Then chickens would die out by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Pigs are extremely intelligent and make excellent pets, and when they die, you don't have to bury them and waste space like with a dog, you can have a BBQ.

      You could BBQ the dog as well. That people don't is largely due to the "pest aren't food" taboo which would generally prevent people from BBQ-ing their beloved pet pig as well.

    4. Re:Then chickens would die out by bobbied · · Score: 1

      Pigs are extremely intelligent and make excellent pets, and when they die, you don't have to bury them and waste space like with a dog, you can have a BBQ.

      Yuck. Have you ever tasted what old boar tastes like? You have to over power it with BBQ sauce or I simply cannot get it down myself.

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    5. Re:Then chickens would die out by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Pigs turn food that goes to wast back into food. Pigs are not going any where.

    6. Re:Then chickens would die out by Immerman · · Score: 1

      Wild, or feral? There's a rather dramatic difference.

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    7. Re: Then chickens would die out by aussie_a · · Score: 1

      Dude, he's talking about the livestock, not the women. Amirite?

    8. Re:Then chickens would die out by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Brine it for 3 or 4 days then smoke it.

    9. Re:Then chickens would die out by tinkerton · · Score: 1

      Maybe we could keep the chickens alive and just let regrow the parts we slice off? It would be more humane!

      Ok, that might depend on your definition of humane..

  10. But but but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If we are not supposed to eat animals then why are they made of meat?

    1. Re:But but but... by Desler · · Score: 1

      And why is it so tasty?

    2. Re:But but but... by slew · · Score: 1

      And why is it so tasty?

      The song of the siren...

    3. Re:But but but... by fyngyrz · · Score: 1

      If we are not supposed to eat animals then why are they made of meat?

      Found the cannibal.

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  11. I'd eat a fake chicken sandwich by thinkwaitfast · · Score: 1

    and then go kill a chicken because i hate them and they're really dumb and eat my garden.

    1. Re:I'd eat a fake chicken sandwich by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hush. The adults are talking.

    2. Re:I'd eat a fake chicken sandwich by wbr1 · · Score: 1

      There is a device called a fence. You may have heard of it.

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    3. Re:I'd eat a fake chicken sandwich by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When the children shush each other...

    4. Re:I'd eat a fake chicken sandwich by sexconker · · Score: 3, Informative

      There is a device called a fence. You may have heard of it.

      There is this thing called a bird. It flies. Wild chickens fly quite well. Even a stray domestic chicken would be able to get over any fence you're allowed to build on your property if it cared to.

    5. Re:I'd eat a fake chicken sandwich by thinkwaitfast · · Score: 2

      Yes, but the chickens don't believe in it.

    6. Re:I'd eat a fake chicken sandwich by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Chickens eat the pests that eat your garden you stupid cunt.

    7. Re:I'd eat a fake chicken sandwich by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ... able to get over any fence ...

      I haven't seen a chicken cross a 6-foot fence in a long time. I think red chickens are too fat for flying.

    8. Re:I'd eat a fake chicken sandwich by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We have 6 ft fence, and our hens rarely get out. If they do, then you just clip the tips of their wings with a scissors. Amazing how much missing that last inch of feather limits their flight.

      And if you're talking about broilers (chickens raised for meat), you don't have to worry about them much. All they typically want to do is eat, since that's what they are bred for. If you don't limit their feed they may actually kill themselves by eating too much.

    9. Re:I'd eat a fake chicken sandwich by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > Even a stray domestic chicken

      A stray fattened chicken from a battery farm can't fucking fly, because it's overfed calories.

      Source: the stray fattened chickens in my backyard which I saved after a murder truck lost it's load. They know exactly where my ducks eat food on the outside of the fence, and love to try to get out the gate, but they can't fly 4 feet over the fence.

      And before trying to say chickens just aren't very good problem solvers: they are.
      They've been handed from person to person over the fence quite often, and are quiet adept at "finding another way around" if I leave a gate open on the other side of the yard.

  12. Nine thousand dollars per pound of meat by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I think I'll pass unless it's economically feasible. Get there and we'll see how it tastes.

  13. Will it be made in China? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Chickity China the Chinese chicken
    You have a drumstick and your brain stops tickin'

  14. Why bother? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Chicken evisceration is highly automated and efficient.

    1. Re:Why bother? by Immerman · · Score: 1

      Yeah, but raising the chickens in the first place is considerably less so.

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  15. Would take a big PR strategy to take off by reginaldo · · Score: 2

    I think lab meat would have a hard time being marketed except to a select amount of people for a very long time. A large portion of people are against GMO food, regardless of it's benefit to the environment or society, regardless of the lack of scientific proof to negative claims. People will gladly, ignorantly, eat things that are "natural" even though they've been bred and scientifically modified over hundreds of years to be something that shouldn't exist naturally on earth. That's pretty much everything in the produce department. Put a labcoat on and make something though, and then you've become some mad scientist bent on ruining the world with your hubris. insert mad scientist laugh here.

    1. Re:Would take a big PR strategy to take off by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You need a different scare for it to be a hit.

      If you're too young to remember, look up Mad Cow Disease. Even tested safe meat was selling at a massive discount during the big UK scare. Now, imagine there's a similar scare, but Vat-Beef (TM)(R)(C)(etc) is in the market. Suddenly, a big part of the shifting demand has a beef-like alternative to buy into, at higher rates.

      Some would favor the not-cow meat, some would miss actual beastflesh and return to it as soon as the event is cleaned up and the panic dies down. But there would be a windfall to expand production and optimize techniques, as well as sudden large market exposure.

    2. Re:Would take a big PR strategy to take off by Immerman · · Score: 1

      Excellent idea, and bird flu is still bouncing around. I bet we could whip up a sufficiently scary strain to get a lot of people buying alternatives.

      Of course "Chicken Little" might well be just as vulnerable to the disease, but it's a lot easier to keep it from being exposed in an industrial lab.

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    3. Re:Would take a big PR strategy to take off by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's because most of our people are the Salt of the Earth. They're like Hobbits. Science is often scary to them. There's many people who will count on that fact in order to protect their bottom line. If people aren't scared yet, they'll make them scared.

    4. Re:Would take a big PR strategy to take off by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Make it expensive so that only the 0.1% can afford it. Market it as toxin free, pollutant free, whatever. Let demand from the median wage earners increase and reduce pricing slowly. This way it's not seen as a cheap meat replacement.

    5. Re:Would take a big PR strategy to take off by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "People will gladly, ignorantly, eat things that are "natural" even though they've been bred and scientifically modified over hundreds of years to be something that shouldn't exist naturally on earth. "

      What percentage of those people don't believe in evolution? It's not small.

    6. Re:Would take a big PR strategy to take off by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I would try it, but I suspect it will be inferior. The way something grows and lives changes it. Wild game tastes way different than their non-wild counterparts (such as rabbit or turkey). This is true for non-animals as well. Wild mushrooms taste different than the exact same species, or even the same strain, grown in mushroom farms.

      Also, I cannot find anyone besides the clear anti-meat groups that list 2,500 gallons of water per pound of beef. I keep getting ~1400 to 1900 range. This is not far off many other things like almonds or avocados.

    7. Re:Would take a big PR strategy to take off by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A large portion of people are against GMO food, regardless of it's benefit to the environment or society, regardless of the lack of scientific proof to negative claims.

      Not saying that you're wrong, but lack of proof of danger is not the same as proof of safety.

  16. of course it's fine by i_ate_god · · Score: 1

    meat is really just a collection cells, nutrients and water. Whether they are assembled in a womb or in a machine, if it tastes the same, has the same texture, and can be cooked the same way, then so what?

    I feel this question is asked by someone whose parents never tricked their kids into eating something by saying it was something else or didn't contain an ingredient that the child irrationally doesn't like.

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    1. Re:of course it's fine by religionofpeas · · Score: 1

      if it tastes the same, has the same texture, and can be cooked the same way, then so what?

      As long as it also has the same nutrients.

    2. Re:of course it's fine by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ah yes, much like how the texture of SPAM is comparable to that of a rib steak. I mean they're just a collection of cells, nutrients and water after all /sarcasm

      Time to go choke the chicken... I mean beat the meat... I mean... ugh

    3. Re:of course it's fine by Desler · · Score: 1

      Says the Subway sandwich "artist".

    4. Re:of course it's fine by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wait, there are cells and nutrients in SPAM?

    5. Re:of course it's fine by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      meat is really just a collection cells, nutrients and water. Whether they are assembled in a womb or in a machine, if it tastes the same, has the same texture, and can be cooked the same way, then so what?

      I feel this question is asked by someone whose parents never tricked their kids into eating something by saying it was something else or didn't contain an ingredient that the child irrationally doesn't like.

      Well, the hard part is making it have the taste and texture of meat as those properties are a result of the tissue repairing itself in response to stresses it encounters are part of being a piece of a living animal. This means juts growing a glob of muscle cells in a dish won't produce the texture and taste people expect. You have to simulate the stresses enough that it gets the right amount of simulated exercise to develop a culinary grade mix of cells.

      The difference is analogous to how a log cabin and a forrest are both "just trees" but the arrangement of them makes a rather significant difference in their utility to humans.

  17. Water use... by x0ra · · Score: 1

    http://www.huffingtonpost.com/... - The SV progressive should probably switch to tea as their go-to psychoactive drug, it will save the earth.

    In the same idea, mentioning beef water use to make a point about chicken probably falls in the logical fallacy realm... Not to mention their 2,500 gallon is about 30% higher than HuffPo's number (1.800), so that's probably also probably an overly inflated number.

    1. Re:Water use... by avandesande · · Score: 1, Insightful

      The whole water thing is a dumb argument environmentalists dreamed up to make us feel bad about being alive. It's not like water from a stream in Minnesota is being diverted to livestock instead of irrigating poor farmers in the Sahara.

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    2. Re:Water use... by flink · · Score: 2

      The whole water thing is a dumb argument environmentalists dreamed up to make us feel bad about being alive. It's not like water from a stream in Minnesota is being diverted to livestock instead of irrigating poor farmers in the Sahara.

      For the most part the water isn't coming out of a stream in Minnesota either. It's being pumped out of an aquifer in Kansas to irrigate the alfalfa and corn that we are feeding to the livestock. Those aquifers were built up over millions of years and are being drained over the course of decades. Just like we need to get off of fossilized fuels for our energy supply, we need to stop or reduce our reliance on fossil water for our agriculture. We can do this either by eating lower on the food chain, or finding ways to produce animal protein more efficiently.

    3. Re:Water use... by Ploulack · · Score: 1

      yes, and to repeat the message, you also add
      - land mass used to grow soy beans to make those livestock grow fast, (amazon...)
      - methan gases,
      - phosphate (specially for pork),
      - CO2 in transportation of everything above,
      - shame in killing fellow mammals (come on, we only diverged ~50M years ago, they're cousins)

    4. Re:Water use... by Rakarra · · Score: 1

      The whole water thing is a dumb argument environmentalists dreamed up to make us feel bad about being alive.

      The water thing is a real thing, but often done for different reasons that people assume.
      For instance, environmentalists detest the loss of a stream and valley to create a dam reservoir for water storage.

      Now that California is out of its drought (maybe), environmentalists are once again calling for the demolition of the Hetch Hetchy reservoir in Yosemite to return the valley (originally said to be as spectacular as neighboring Yosemite Valley) it to its natural splendor. It provides much of the water for the SF Bay Area, but environmentalists usually hand-wave that without having a replacement plan.

  18. Price? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Seriously, the price is what will hold back to fake meat. Because I kind of doubt they will be able to compete against actual meat price wise.

    1. Re:Price? by i_ate_god · · Score: 1

      Once economies of scale kick in, I doubt that farming chickens will be cheaper than manufacturing chicken meat.

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    2. Re:Price? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      H1B chickens are good enough to eat. Why pay more for pecking losers.

    3. Re:Price? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You doubt it based on what evidence?

    4. Re:Price? by religionofpeas · · Score: 1

      Farming chickens also uses economies of scale, you know.

    5. Re:Price? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Take your silly "facts" elsewhere.

    6. Re:Price? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You doubt it based on what evidence?

      Chickens generate a lot of waste. There's all those bones and feathers, the functioning reproductive system, the internal digestive system, each one has it's own separate endocrine system, etc.

      An industrial scale meat factory should in theory be able to more efficiently transform raw food products into meat as it can use economies of scale at each stage from corn/feed to plate, and doesn't have to spend any of the energy or material on being a living chicken.

    7. Re:Price? by thinkwaitfast · · Score: 1

      I have chickens and spend maybe $14 every 6 months for food. Treats really because they mostly scavenge in the yard. I get free eggs every day also. Depends on where you live though.

  19. KFC to swtich to this! by Joe_Dragon · · Score: 1

    KFC to switch to this!

    and no the saveings will not be passed to you.

    The yum! Brands ceo needs a new boat!

    1. Re:KFC to swtich to this! by bobbied · · Score: 1

      Yet people still order their Pizza Hut and eat their Taco Bell..

      Hope he likes that boat..

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    2. Re:KFC to swtich to this! by apoc.famine · · Score: 1

      Actually, that's likely going to be true. Processed chicken be grown in vats, and real chicken will get more expensive and hard to find.

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  20. The food of the Gods by OzPeter · · Score: 1

    Looks like Clarke is predicting the future again.

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  21. Easy: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Take a truck load of chicken, get them to the pet doctor, and have him/her amputate all of the legs. No chicken killed, and a nice big bucket of fresh chicken drumsticks.

    Plus, you can let the chicken "run" freely, without any inhuman chicken wire.

  22. This is a tough call by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    On one hand i support doing things efficiently and protecting the environment, on the other hand animal rights activists tend to piss me off so every time i ate one of these murder free chickens i would go out and have to kill some kind of wild life, most likely a rabbit but failing that i'd settle for stray cats or homeless people

  23. I'd kill a chicken. by newdsfornerds · · Score: 1

    Call me old fashioned.

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    1. Re:I'd kill a chicken. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Call me old fashioned.

      You're old fashioned.

  24. Water is renewable by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    It takes about 2,500 gallons of water to produce just a pound of beef.

    Water that is released by the animal into the environment, and flows back into the ocean. Where sunlight evaporates the water, they form into clouds and it rains down again.

    Main concerns are if you try to raise beef in the desert and have to divert rivers in order to support your operation. Or if you are emptying natural aquifers faster than they are replenished. But in many areas of the midwest and south there is sufficient surface water to operate a farm, and coming up with the 36 - 40 gallons of water per head you need is not such a big deal.

    An olympic sized swimming pool has enough water to supply 200 head of cattle for 3 months. That can cover you for summer, and you need significantly less water per head for the rest of the year.

    1. Re:Water is renewable by Desler · · Score: 1

      But not all of that water returns as potable water.

    2. Re:Water is renewable by bobbied · · Score: 1

      No, some of it is released into the local stream where it flows into a river where some city's water intake is located. It is treated and pumped into a potable water system.

      Not all that returns is potable... It NEVER was potable, even before we started raising cattle.. Besides, the biggest polluter is located in those cities and towns most of you live in...

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    3. Re:Water is renewable by Waffle+Iron · · Score: 1

      Those figures aren't talking about drinking water for cows. That's a drop in the bucket compared to the water required to grow the corn that the animals eat.

      And yes, a good fraction of the water used to grow corn is unsustainably mined from ancient aquifers.

    4. Re:Water is renewable by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Non-potable is not a permanent state of water.

    5. Re:Water is renewable by sexconker · · Score: 1

      Please tell me what the figures are talking about, and then tell me how much water is permanently removed from the water cycle as a result.
      Please include numbers.

  25. law by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    According to Betteridge's law of headlines, the answer is no.

  26. Not a large number of people by SuperKendall · · Score: 2

    A large portion of people are against GMO food

    A tiny handful of people are against GMO food, they are just exceedingly loud and annoying.

    Do you think anyone eating at McDonalds or Burger King gives a rats ass (ironically one of the many ingredients they are probably consuming) about GMO? Those are some of the largest food joints on earth...

    Most people do not care that much about GMO, nor conditions in which animals are treated. Most people want food and don't really care who or what had to die or suffer to obtain it, so long as it is readily at hand. As long as the lab meat does not taste disgusting and chewing it is similar, I think it will be accepted.

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    1. Re:Not a large number of people by angel'o'sphere · · Score: 1

      You must be talking about the USA.
      Against popular believe most people don't live in the USA.

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    2. Re:Not a large number of people by Desler · · Score: 1

      Do you think anyone eating at McDonalds or Burger King gives a rats ass (ironically one of the many ingredients they are probably consuming) about GMO? Those are some of the largest food joints on earth...

      Wouldn't be so sure of that. If that were true why would McDonalds have done this.

    3. Re:Not a large number of people by reginaldo · · Score: 1

      Polls and research do show that people think GMO food is unsafe. Take for example http://www.pewinternet.org/201... I'm not sure people care about conditions of the animals so much, but they do care about the concept of "real, natural food." Whatever that means.

    4. Re:Not a large number of people by Desler · · Score: 1

      Fake news! Fake news!

    5. Re:Not a large number of people by mbone · · Score: 1

      In India people will riot over rumors that meat is involved in some common product.

    6. Re:Not a large number of people by SuperKendall · · Score: 1

      There is a huge difference between what people will say in polls and what they will actually eat. Soda and Candy are also "unsafe".

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    7. Re:Not a large number of people by nnull · · Score: 1

      How so? I'm currently in France and I see more McDonald's here on every corner than where I live in the US. Add to that packed with tons of people. There's no shortage of McDonald's here. They like to talk about how they want to buy local and so against GMO, then they go to McDonald's because they don't have time to find something.

    8. Re:Not a large number of people by angel'o'sphere · · Score: 1

      McDonalds is not selling GMOed food in France.
      So ... what is your point?

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  27. Bring it on! by OneHundredAndTen · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I can't wait for the day in which it will be possible to buy meat surrogate, for all meats, at a reasonable price, and with a reasonable similarity to the real thing in texture, flavor, smell and taste.

    1. Re:Bring it on! by newdsfornerds · · Score: 1

      I think artificial meat inevitable but I doubt it would be healthful.

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    2. Re:Bring it on! by Areyoukiddingme · · Score: 2

      I think artificial meat inevitable but I doubt it would be healthful.

      Why wouldn't it be? By the time your gastric juices are done with the food you eat, it's been reduced to a slurry that is absorbed at the molecular level. If artificial meat contains the same molecules as animal meat, i.e. vitamins, fats, and amino acids, your intestines won't notice the difference. I suspect the results of these experiments are already fairly healthful. Perfecting the cosmetic attributes such as taste and texture will be the hard part.

    3. Re:Bring it on! by religionofpeas · · Score: 1

      If artificial meat contains the same molecules as animal meat, i.e. vitamins, fats, and amino acids,

      That's a big if, because a lot of those things aren't made in the actual cells that we eat. They could be made by other organs in the animal's body, the animal's gut bacteria, or the animal's food sources.

    4. Re:Bring it on! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But what exactly happens to all of the animals that are otherwise only kept around as a foodstock?
      People aren't just going to fling open the cages and release a plague of chickens out into the environment. Not to mention in a lot of instances the animals in question are invasive. Look at what we do when they serve a purpose and imagine what we will do when they don't.

    5. Re:Bring it on! by newdsfornerds · · Score: 1

      I'm concerned with what the manufacturers will add to it.

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    6. Re:Bring it on! by cthulhu11 · · Score: 1

      You have most of this today. Last I checked, like all the other cultured meat efforts, uses calf serum as the growth medium. Until someone succeeds from a growth medium that isn't animal derived, all of these me-too articles are snoozers.

  28. i like where this is headed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm a white male heterosexual. However, I often want to suck a nice fat cock. But I can't because women don't have penises! BUT - what if scientists could make a woman with a penis? Then I could suck her off (and maybe she could even fuck me in the ass a little bit). And the best part is -- it would not be gay or anything.

    1. Re:i like where this is headed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Clitoromegaly [nsfw]

    2. Re:i like where this is headed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Some of us do. :P

  29. Inefficient livestock? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "livestock is incredibly inefficient to raise: It takes about 2,500 gallons of water to produce just a pound of beef.".

    Perhaps. Perhaps not. What is one of, if not the key ingredient in fertilizer for sustainable organic farming(aka where you get your non mutant vegetables from)? I give you...shit. What comes from all that inefficient livestock? Shit... So even if we weren't eating the meat directly for food, we'd still need it to till into the soil to be able to farm more efficiently.

  30. Sorry no, not ever by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm actually working on getting to the point of raising my own chickens for eggs and meat, along with rabbits, ducks (more and better eggs) and goats (milk and meat)

    1. Re:Sorry no, not ever by thinkwaitfast · · Score: 1

      It's very easy. It's almost like they know how to take care of themselves without any human intervention.

  31. i eat my wife by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    without killing my wife

    1. Re:i eat my wife by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Every time you boot Linux Linus fucks another penguin.

    2. Re:i eat my wife by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Linux Torvalds is an animal fucker? Cool!!!

    3. Re:i eat my wife by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Mmm, fish taco.

  32. Will create new problems by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Just like any competitive industry, new problems will arise. In the race to produce the product more and more cheaply, companies will find ways to avoid buying costly materials to produce the new food, and instead find ways to use shit to produce it. And I won't be surprised if they literally do use shit as a protein source. And then we'll discover all kinds of new contamination possibilities, as well.

    I'm not saying we shouldn't do this. I'm just saying it'll need to have careful oversight (FDA, etc.) to avoid these issues.

  33. Kosher? by mbone · · Score: 1

    What if you could eat pork without involving a pig? Would it be kosher? If so, that sounds like a market right there.

    1. Re:Kosher? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Real pork will need to be labeled as such for Jews who want to piss off their God.

  34. Re:I tha8k you for y0ur time by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Goat is missing.

  35. Typical regionalist Slashdot reader by SuperKendall · · Score: 1

    What in my post makes you think I'm talking about the U.S. only? In fact you find McDonalds all over the world. In fact the most vociferous anti-GMO people hail mostly from America, and the rest of the world cares FAR less about how food is obtained (Hello, Foie Gras).

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    1. Re:Typical regionalist Slashdot reader by Desler · · Score: 1

      In fact the most vociferous anti-GMO people hail mostly from America,

      Sure, if you completely ignore Europe.

    2. Re:Typical regionalist Slashdot reader by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      1. Fast food places serve drastically different things in other countries, and there might be a possibility that it isn't /as/ GMO heavy.
      2. Other countries have gigantic food markets which most people visit daily.
      3. You don't find nearly as many morbidly obese people in other countries.

      You live in a bubble.

    3. Re:Typical regionalist Slashdot reader by angel'o'sphere · · Score: 1

      Well, then you are obviously not aware that most people are against GMO. At least in Europe. Or what do you think why GMOs are banned in Europe, and the few exceptions need to be clearly labeled?

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    4. Re:Typical regionalist Slashdot reader by nnull · · Score: 1

      The US has gigantic food markets just the same, what's your point? More than likely the gigantic food markets is majority sourced from the US somewhere. The fact that fast food places may serve drastically different things in other countries is simply a supply issue, it maybe cheaper to supply locally than from some huge farm, but I found this to be rare and in certain areas only. More than likely fast food joints will still be serving GMO heavy food from the US due to it being cheaper, considering the US exports the vast majority of the worlds food supply. You'd be surprised how much food is imported in the EU from the US. If it's chicken, highly likely it came from the US. Paying $3 per a pound of chicken versus paying $10 - $15 per a pound from the local market, huge difference there. All the anti-GMO talks stops there when some little French shop owner gasps at trying to sell chicken for $30 and trying to justify the price to the poor French people.

      Most of the anti-GMO lobbying in the US is causing a huge price fluctuation of food around the world, which is why a lot of places are extremely expensive. It's not as pronounced in the US and many Americans don't notice (Since everything is literally local here), but on the export market, it's having a huge impact.

    5. Re:Typical regionalist Slashdot reader by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, then you are obviously not aware that most people are against GMO. At least in Europe.

      Could you please cite statistics to back up that assertion?

      Or what do you think why GMOs are banned in Europe, and the few exceptions need to be clearly labeled?

      There is frequently a significant disparity between what many people actually believe to be right/wrong versus the legal constructs (laws, regulations, ordinances) in place in various jurisdictions. -PCP

       

  36. Counting water by mi · · Score: 3, Interesting

    It takes about 2,500 gallons of water to produce just a pound of beef

    Am I the only reminded of Azimov's The Martian Way? I mean the part, where an Earth's politician is explaining to electorate, how much water (used as reaction mass) it takes for a spaceship to get into space. The book's main characters observe, that most of the water so used falls right back onto the planet. But at least, in that novel some amount of water, however minuscule compared to Earth's vast oceans, does leave...

    Well, in case of meat production — or indeed any other Earth-bound activity — no water is lost. Zero. Nada. So, what is the quoted statement supposed to mean?

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    1. Re:Counting water by hipp5 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Well, in case of meat production — or indeed any other Earth-bound activity — no water is lost. Zero. Nada. So, what is the quoted statement supposed to mean?

      Yes, the net amount of water stays the same on Earth, but some water is more useful than others. E.g. fresh is more useful than salty, treated is more useful than not, a unit of water in the Sahara is more useful than a unit of water in Canada. When we "use" water, we often turn useful water into not useful water, or move it from a place where it's useful to a place where it's less useful.

      Plus there's the issue where much of the water we "use" comes from groundwater sources, which can be completely non-renewable on any sort of human timescale.

    2. Re:Counting water by wbr1 · · Score: 1

      Ture no water is lost. However, clean potable water is used, and what is left is energy and cost intensive to clean up to make it suitable for use again.

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    3. Re:Counting water by PoopJuggler · · Score: 1

      fresh is more useful than salty

      Not to the creatures in the ocean it isn't...

    4. Re:Counting water by religionofpeas · · Score: 2

      a unit of water in the Sahara is more useful than a unit of water in Canada.

      And how many gallons of water does it take to grow one pound of human flesh? Maybe people in the Sahara should consider that.

    5. Re:Counting water by Waffle+Iron · · Score: 1

      Maybe you should go sit in a dinghy without any supplies in the middle of the Pacific ocean for a few days so you can find out just how useful all that "unlost" water really is.

    6. Re:Counting water by mi · · Score: 1

      some water is more useful than others

      Yeah, and beef is more useful than wood chips. Ultimately, the cost is energy — and our star is still shining very bright and hot. We are still using a tiny fraction of what Sol outputs...

      Plus there's the issue where much of the water we "use" comes from groundwater sources, which can be completely non-renewable on any sort of human timescale.

      Why would one seek to "renew" it at all? Water under ground is just not useful...

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    7. Re:Counting water by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So, what is the quoted statement supposed to mean?

      It means be afraid and accept the faith. Standard fearmongering of a cult.

      CAPTCHA: decoders

    8. Re:Counting water by religionofpeas · · Score: 2

      Water under ground is just not useful..

      It's very useful to keep water underground, and pump up a little bit every day to use. It wouldn't be very convenient to dump the entire aquifer on your crops at once, and let it run off to the ocean, and/or evaporate.

    9. Re:Counting water by ausekilis · · Score: 1

      Sam? is that you?

    10. Re:Counting water by Eloking · · Score: 1

      It takes about 2,500 gallons of water to produce just a pound of beef

      Am I the only reminded of Azimov's The Martian Way? I mean the part, where an Earth's politician is explaining to electorate, how much water (used as reaction mass) it takes for a spaceship to get into space. The book's main characters observe, that most of the water so used falls right back onto the planet. But at least, in that novel some amount of water, however minuscule compared to Earth's vast oceans, does leave...

      Well, in case of meat production — or indeed any other Earth-bound activity — no water is lost. Zero. Nada. So, what is the quoted statement supposed to mean?

      Exactly.

      I remember a dispute when a passerby yelled at my neighbour because he was "wasting" water on his lawn (I live in Canada so no shortage of water here). I've walked to him and ask him where did he thought the water was coming from. After he told be the water came from the ground, it was funny to see his face when I then asked : "But isn't he sending the water back to the reservoir?".

      Using "2,500 gallons of water" is false science and I'm starting to be pissed of to all that pseudo-science. If you're an environmentalist and you want to do some real science, It's not 2,500 gallons of water that want to know, you want to know the quantity of pollution created for each pound of meat. That mean :

      - The energy needed to clean/pump this water + the carbon footprint of that energy.
      - The energy needed for all the process of the meat (The cow itself, the grain of it's food, the meat processing) + the carbon footprint of that energy.
      - The quantity of waste/pollution created by the cow itself (Methane/piss/shit) and the whole infrastructure.
      - The quantity pollution/energy to build the whole infrastructure, each one divided by each pound of meat created during it's lifetime.

      I may be forgetting a thing or two.

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    11. Re:Counting water by slack_justyb · · Score: 1

      PARENT MUST BE VOTED HIGHER!!

      So often people say this kind of crap about water and the **ENTIRE** point is water that is usable! It takes energy to make random source of water into water that we would call "drinking" water or water we would give to cattle, etc. Water doesn't just magically revert back into "usable" water once it is consumed. Granted that right now the major pusher for recycling water is the sun energy via evaporation. However, then we're at the whims of where the water falls and when. So we either have to get better at using the water when it randomly hits the ground (large collection pits and storage systems), or we need to get vastly better at moving water that's already hit the ground (national pipe work for moving water all over the US), or some combination of both.

      Same problem can be said for wind power, we're just hoping that the wind is randomly blowing in some section of the planet we have mills in, but the plus side of that is the energy we generate from the random spots wind can be easily moved around on power lines. There isn't an easy moving around for water at the current moment. So while yes the absolute amount of water on the planet hasn't changed, the amount of energy it will take to get it back to the form it came from is high, but we don't notice it since we mostly rely on the free energy from the sun to take care of it and hope all of the plus and negatives just wash out in the end. At the rate aquifers are being drained versus the rate at which they can be refilled by nature, were in serious negative territory. Nature just doesn't move as fast as industry can produce. The reason we still stay afloat is because nature had a few million years on us to build those reserves.

      Well, in case of meat production — or indeed any other Earth-bound activity — no water is lost. Zero. Nada. So, what is the quoted statement supposed to mean?

      We are never going to run out of water in an absolute sense, that's just stupid. But we will run out of economically viable water, that's the entire point. When water becomes too expensive to actually buy/refine/return back into a usable form/whatever, it won't matter how much absolute volume of water is on this planet, you will have no access to it unless you have enough money for it. The same is true for crude oil. This planet will never have zero mL of oil on it, ever. Thinking otherwise is ignoring how absolutely massive the amount of crude oil on this planet is. However, we are quickly running low on economically viable crude oil. At some point, oil will become so expensive that the majority of people will choose another option or they'll be up a shit creek without a paddle. The entire point of anything is to try and get ahead of the curve so you don't find yourself on that creek.

      Yes, parent said all of this already in their comment, but I feel that if it isn't S-P-E-L-L-E-D out, that some folks might not get it. We're past the point in which nature can resupply water sources as fast as we use them. We either need to resupply those sources or we need to get better at using the sources, because not doing either of those is slowly going to increase the price of everything that depends on it and for water that's a lot of things.

  37. Seen it by slapout · · Score: 1

    This was an episode of the show "Better Off Ted"

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  38. Sure I would by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    and I do every day. A disengage eggs, a dozen chickens eaten and since they weren't born dejure, defacto I didn't kill them

  39. Cartoon porn (no, really, it's kind of relevant) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This made me think of cartoon child port (not really though) and how people are convicted for watching it. If some people feel as strongly about animals getting killed as childern getting fucked, they will be against this too...

  40. 2500 gallons? really? by PetiePooo · · Score: 1

    Here's some quick napkin-calculations. A gallon of water weighs a little over 8 pounds. If you consider meat is mostly water, that means a pound of meat "takes" about a pint of water out of the environment. The other 2499 7/8 gallons are returned to the environment to be evaporated, filtered by the ground, or otherwise recycled. But they're not "taken" by any sane use of that word. To use a sensational figure like 2500 gallons, it's obvious to most that it's sensationalism.

    As discussed here, the water figure comes primarily from what is used to irrigate pasture, and is higher for beef because cattlemen grow pastures in drier climates than chicken or pork farmers. That is not a beef problem as much as it is a land-use problem. If we kicked the cattlemen out of California, that pastureland would become something else, like an orchard, and then we'd have an apple problem instead of a beef problem.

    This is market forces at work. It just shows that our demand for beef is high enough that it pays for a cattleman to grow pastures on arid land. The only other place you hear of irrigation at that extreme is in the UAE, since that's the only type of land they have. Make irrigation more expensive, those costs will just be passed on in the price of meat, fewer people will want to pay the higher prices, and the most expensive operations will pivot to something else. Chances are that land would not be returned to its natural, arid state, though, so you've still got a water-use problem, plus higher beef prices.

    Economics, Bruh!

  41. Hormones? by crow · · Score: 1

    With regular meat, the animal's growth is controlled by hormones, so I'm wondering if the lab meat is grown using various added hormones to force the growth. I know one of the reasons some people prefer organic meat is because they know it doesn't have added hormones. What are the health impacts of eating whatever added stuff they have to use to make the lab meat grow?

    With all the shortcuts the food industry has taken, if they get this lab meat to be cheaper than real meat, it will be a long time before people are convinced it's healthy meat.

    1. Re:Hormones? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This guy gets it! Does it have all my macros and micros? Does it still have fat in it? Can I get it in a dark meat 3 piece with mashed and a biscuit? Do they grow it Louisiana fast?

      THESE ARE THE IMPORTANT QUESTIONS!!!!!

    2. Re:Hormones? by zlives · · Score: 1

      accelerated life cycle of humans is the primary benefit.

  42. Would I Eat It? by hipp5 · · Score: 1

    Absolutely, assuming it's roughly on par with real meat in terms of cost and quality.

    It's really kind of crazy that we grow all this food to feed a whole animal, when we only want part of the animal. Plus there's the whole ethical question; I tend to not get too hung up about it, but given the choice between meat where an animal was raised in a feedlot and killed vs meat that was grown, I'll choose the latter.

    Realistically, I imagine it will be a little while before they can adequately replace a t-bone steak, but I can't seeing it being too hard to replace the meat in any processed or semi-processed meat product. So we'll probably be eating this as chicken fingers first, then as ground beef. Maybe someday they'll figure out how to fully replicate all meats. Then it could conceivably be better than a natural t-bone steak. Perfectly marbled meat with no gristle? Yes please!

    1. Re:Would I Eat It? by religionofpeas · · Score: 1

      assuming it's roughly on par with real meat in terms of cost and quality.

      That's a big assumption, given that most stuff from the food industry isn't very high in quality.

  43. Solved: Chicken Nuggets by Overzeetop · · Score: 1

    I suspect by the time mechanically recovered meat has been processed, decontaminated, reconstituted, shaped, and cooked, there may be little difference. But by then even chicken doesn't quite taste like chicken anymore.

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  44. Inaccurate /. summaries persist by MondoGordo · · Score: 1

    Not 2500 gallons of water for a pound of beef ... only 1799 !! http://gracelinks.org/blog/785...

    1. Re:Inaccurate /. summaries persist by Vegan+Cyclist · · Score: 1

      haha.. "Only." Much less worrisome given the 100 million or so cattle in the US. Luckily there's no areas of the US filled with cattle that's drought-prone.

      It depends on where you raise the cattle. 2,500 gallons is a pretty common number, I believe it comes from averaging out a bunch of areas in the US.

    2. Re:Inaccurate /. summaries persist by MondoGordo · · Score: 1

      I was being a mite sarcastic (only ).... and the commonality of a misconception doesn't validate it (despite what some people would have you believe). If you have a citation supporting your belief that location somehow changes the amount of water needed to raise cattle, I'll look at it; otherwise I'll only agree that the numbers may vary according to source, but since some sources are reliable and some are not, I only accept statements supported by reliable citations. Unless it's your opinion, which is your right, but not a "fact".

  45. Chicken are deeply stupid by gweihir · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Their purpose in life is to reproduce and get eaten. In nature, that is exactly what happens to them. I really see no problem with doing it to them in industrial production. Of course, I do hope not to get reincarnated as a chicken next time, but we will see.

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    1. Re:Chicken are deeply stupid by thinkwaitfast · · Score: 1

      They are cannibalistic too. They have no compulsion against eating chicken, so why should I?

    2. Re:Chicken are deeply stupid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Of course, I do hope not to get reincarnated as a chicken next time, but we will see.

      No, we won't. Reincarnation is utterly unfalsifiable.

    3. Re:Chicken are deeply stupid by gweihir · · Score: 1

      What does a limitation on scientific proof have to do with what happens in reality? Science does not define what is real. It only defines what can be proven scientifically to be real. It even has a hypothesis (Goedel's incompleteness) that states this, but cannot be proven itself. Throwing around terminology you do not understand does not make you look smart, it makes you look dumb.

      Incidentally, you may well be wrong on that unfalsifiability. But since you obviously have no clue what you are talking about, I will overlook that, as you have nothing worthwhile to contribute anyways.

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  46. So What? by sycodon · · Score: 2

    Not really sure how this matters. How much is taken up growing crops? How much is taken up by roads, buildings, etc?

    That's like saying my garage takes up X% of my slab. Ya? And?

    The idea that humans need to be this fly on the wall, not interacting with the environment to "save" it is ridiculous.

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    1. Re:So What? by Rakhar · · Score: 1

      That's not the point. The point is that the human race is still growing in number, and space on the planet is finite. Unless we're just gonna whip up a few more genocides, we're going to have to make room eventually.

    2. Re:So What? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Apparently even India is now expecting to level off in births as early as 2020. Japan, Italy, Russia have shrinking populations and the only reason the US population is still growing is because Trump hasn't got his wall built yet. Malthus, it appears, was wrong.

      Still, if they won't take the "factory" out of Factory Farm, maybe they can at least take the "farm" out. I'd go for factory bacon if it wasn't too gross.

      Besides, it will give the religious legalists yet another thing to debate about. Won't that be fun? Factory meat would neither have cloven hooves or cuds.

    3. Re:So What? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We're working on it already! We're giving you Trumpcare to kill off the oldest and poorest among you already, Jesus dude! These things take time if we don't want outright revolt on our hands. Now calm down, breathe, and remember to vote Republican!

    4. Re:So what? by OrangeTide · · Score: 1

      Yeah, basically we shouldn't raise beef or dairy cattle in areas where it takes a lot of energy to get clean water. Let's not divert rivers in the desert in order to raise cattle when a truck can easily deliver steaks from a more temperate climate that has better access to water (like the midwest & south)

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    5. Re:So what? by JustNiz · · Score: 1

      That was my point really, its not actually a water issue as much as it is an energy issue.

    6. Re:So what? by farble1670 · · Score: 4, Informative

      So what? Water is an effectively infinite global resource and it isn't ever actually consumed (i.e. lost).

      Non-contaminated fresh water is not an infinite resource in any sense of the term. Water is only an infinite resource if you also assume energy (to decontaminate and desalinate) is also an infinite resource (it isn't).

    7. Re:So what? by JustNiz · · Score: 1

      Actually energy IS effectively infinite, just like water. Its just that immediately accessible/usable energy isn't, just as immediately accessible/usable clean water isn't.

    8. Re:So what? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I hope you felt stupid after posting this.

    9. Re: So What? by ralphsiegler · · Score: 1

      2nd derivative of population growth makes it clear we'll peak around 2075 and then decline, so no worries , just engineering problems not any resource constraints despite any scary hooplah you may have read

    10. Re:So what? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So what? Water is an effectively infinite global resource and it isn't ever actually consumed

      It is a description suited for people living in a desert or relying on practically non renewable ground water ( Australia? ). For everyone else it reads like nonsense.

    11. Re:So what? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Water is only an infinite resource if you also assume energy (to decontaminate and desalinate) is also an infinite resource (it isn't).

      I'd like to introduce you to this thing we call the sun. It's been desalinating water for literally millions of years.
      Also like to introduce you to the earth. It's rocks, sands, and soils have been filtering water for millions of years.

      Or did you just assume all that all our drinkable water was gifted to us by someone else and we couldn't get more? Or that it required tons of technological intervention?

      Yeah, it can be depleted faster than natural processes fix. In most non-desert climates, though, that's almost literally impossible with our current agricultural practices and levels of technology. California is what happens when you try to farm land that can't support the load.

    12. Re:So what? by farble1670 · · Score: 1

      Yeah, it can be depleted faster than natural processes fix. In most non-desert climates, though, that's almost literally impossible with our current agricultural practices and levels of technology. California is what happens when you try to farm land that can't support the load.

      I guess it's some product of the "fake news" that clean drinking water is a problem in so many places in the world. Duly noted.

    13. Re:So what? by strikethree · · Score: 1

      Water is only an infinite resource if you also assume energy (to decontaminate and desalinate) is also an infinite resource (it isn't).

      Hm. The sun evaporates the water, thus removing the impurities. The evaporated water then condenses and falls back down to the Earth.

      You are correct that the sun is not infinite, but in relation to humans and their timescales, it is effectively infinite.

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    14. Re:So what? by farble1670 · · Score: 1

      You are correct that the sun is not infinite, but in relation to humans and their timescales, it is effectively infinite.

      Look, have fun with your conceptual arguments, but there are regions on earth that have shortages of potable, non-contaminated, fresh water. Water is infinite in the same way diamonds are infinite. You just need to be able to strip and micro filter the substrate of the earth's crust down a few hundred miles.

    15. Re:So what? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There will always be rain, but it's not just rain that made the American heartland 'bread basket' possible.

      Water tables in the ground are being tapped faster than they can be replenished. They were put there by glacial melt at the end of the last ice age. That's something that won't be repeatable for a long, long time...

  47. Generally... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I prefer animals to be dead when I eat them. I don't much fancy the idea of passing a live chicken either, sounds painful.

    1. Re: Generally... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Is that you, Mr Trump?

    2. Re: Generally... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I always eat chicken without killing them. I prefer the butcher do it.... it's just so much more convenient.

      In fact I don't know anyone who kill the chickens themselves.

      RTFA? Fuck you!

  48. if you're afraid to kill a chicken by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    does that make YOU chicken?

  49. Zero appeal by slasher999 · · Score: 1

    If I want to eat meat, something has to die for me to do so. I accept that. If I want to not kill an animal I can opt for meat-free options, something I do from time to time. Growing some kind of replacement in a lab strikes me as disgusting.

  50. Sure to please vegetarians? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's sure to please vegetarians who don't eat meat for fashion. There are plenty who don't eat meat for religious reasons and others that don't like the taste or texture of meat.

  51. Work on real problems by ArhcAngel · · Score: 1

    They need to be working on real problems like how to make chickens taste like bacon!

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  52. This is still franken food by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    and likely far worse for me than eating real chicken. This smacks of control in the end by the people who would "hack" the chicken, beef, fish, whatever. What happens if they get the formula wrong one day? What happens if their formula is hacked?

    This is franken food. This is no better than Star Trek computers making food on command, it just takes longer.

    Mr. Data: "Computer! Feline supplement number twenty-seven."

  53. How much land is used? by Vegan+Cyclist · · Score: 1

    "About 99 percent of animals raised for slaughter in the U.S. come from factory farms, and about a third of the land mass of the Earth is used in raising livestock."

    Surprised this isn't being discussed more.

    Also surprised I'm not seeing a prevalence of 'well, I eat free-range/organic' remarks. Considering that free-range/organic requires MUCH MORE space, where are we going to keep these animals? Let's assume the space for free-range/organic is just a factor of 10 more...we're already using 1/3rd of the land in the US for the existing, efficiently-raised factory-farmed animals. If they need 10x more space, where will that be? The moon isn't even big enough for all the land that'd be required.

  54. Want real chicken by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I need to taste the despair of a giant factory farm chicken.

  55. Not a chance by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Muscle grown in a lab will never have the same texture and flavor of meat from a live animal. Why? Because it has not been used in motion. It has not been subjected to the natural creation and destruction cycles of living cells. It'll be bland and fibrous, worse than white meat. Gross!

    As for the amount of water used in raising livestock, it's not like the water is destroyed. It's used to sustain living creatures bred to feed the world's population, then recycled. Either by man or by nature. It's called the water cycle, dimwits!

    Now, if you're genuinely concerned about the availability of FRESH water, perhaps you should get on board with Liquid Fluoride Thorium Reactors, which can produce electricity, desalinate sea water, and provide the power to pump the resulting fresh water anywhere it's needed. All with a tiny fraction of the waste created by any other power source, and no carbon emissions. ...that and we should probably stop using fresh water to carry away OUR waste. Seems kinda stupid to me that we do all that work to make water suitable for drinking, just to mix it with pee and poop and call it sewage... to do more work to clean up. Composting would be more useful. Put nutrients back into the soil and all. How about calculating how much water is wasted from THAT process per pound?

    1. Re:Not a chance by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Finally, someone who get what reality really looks like.

  56. Fiction becoming fact? by RotateLeftByte · · Score: 1

    Chicken Little by Frederick Pohl.

    nothing more needs to be said.

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    1. Re:Fiction becoming fact? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's actually "The Space Merchants" by Fredrick Pohl and C. M. Kornbluth.

      Good story.

  57. I'm not going to eat a meal unless... by dhalsim2 · · Score: 1

    enough animals have died in the process.

  58. No! by BoRegardless · · Score: 1

    We get "factory-chemical process created" chicken and then I would worry about the chemicals and the quality.

  59. God Wins Law by Immerman · · Score: 1

    Okay... let me think...

    Humanity recklessly mucks up God's creation, despite being clearly told that we were to be its caretakers, and the increasingly fervent warnings about the consequences of our actions from basically all of our greatest thinkers that have seriously considered the issue.

    The planet, as we were warned, transitions to something Humanity has never seen before, killing most or all of our species in the process.

    God Wins. Maybe the next caretakers He creates will do a better job...

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  60. granted, it doesn't taste like any Earthly animal by Thud457 · · Score: 1

    barbecue Spam done on a grill is a highly effective sodium delivery mechanism.
    Don't forget the pineapple.

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    the preceding comment is my own and in no way reflects the opinion of the Joint Chiefs of Staff

  61. What is you could have children without sex? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You can... but why?

  62. Grade F : mostly circus animals, some filler by Thud457 · · Score: 1

    when's the last time you had a hotdog?
    Would you notice the difference?

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    the preceding comment is my own and in no way reflects the opinion of the Joint Chiefs of Staff

    1. Re:Grade F : mostly circus animals, some filler by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hotdogs don't really count as a meat substitute though. They're undoubtably tasty, but any relation to meat in terms of texture, taste or smell is entirely beside the point.

    2. Re:Grade F : mostly circus animals, some filler by dddux · · Score: 1

      Exactly. They put loads of soy into hot-dogs and mix it with tasteless "pink sludge", then they add aromas and spices so it tastes good. My father was a butcher btw and he told me how they make various sausages. Sausages of all kinds are the first meat I stopped eating before becoming a vegetarian. People would eat shit with enough aroma and seasoning - that is if you make it taste good, and that's really not so hard as you think. I have a vegetarian sausage from time to time... no difference really, except that no animal died to "sponsor" it. Since the taste is the same and it's much healthier for you, I wonder why so many people insist on eating seasoned pink sludge.

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      "It is no measure of health to be well adjusted to a profoundly sick society." - Jiddu Krishnamurti
  63. Vegetarians want to exterminate all animal life. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Vegetarians want to exterminate all animal life.

    That might sound contrary but consider this:

    If we all end up eating vegetables and factory grown meat tissue then we don't need actual real animals anymore.

    So, no more farms, no more game reserves, nobody taking care of actual animals.

    The cow, the chicken, the pig, etc will become as endangered a species as the elephant and the jaguar.

    Eventually extinct.

    A curse on vegetarians and animal rights weirdos I say. They have a philosophy of death.

  64. Tastes like by WillAffleckUW · · Score: 1

    Tastes like, not chicken.

    The 2,500 gallons of water is for cattle beef. Bison beef tends to use much less. One ounce of beef uses about 20 times the resources that chicken or fish does.

    The real comparison would be to the resources used for chicken or for fish. There is some debate over the impacts of farm raised livestock in comparison to wild livestock, in terms of net ecological and economic inputs, however. A well designed system uses other things to remove waste products - for example, in fish farms, increased amounts of bivalves and seaweeds can remove a lot of waste and also produce useable protein or food sources, and reduces the amount the fish need to be fed. Chicken fed natural bugs with certain plants can also reduce their toxic effluent.

    Personally, I tend to buy organic and wild fish and chicken, but there are reasonable arguments that we all should really eat bugs or at least roasted bug larvae.

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  65. Re:2500 gallons? really? by sl3xd · · Score: 1

    Humanity grows in size, so we use more land to grow food.

    At the end of the day, it comes down to "Can we grow food on this land," regardless of the land's "natual" state.

    After that, it's a matter of "how can we profit the most by growing food on this piece of land." -- whether the profit is 'mankind's' overall profit, or just the landowner's pocketbook.

    I've seen a number of "shock" billboards lately about the amount of water required to grow, say, a single egg... yet the billboard commits the sin of omission of not stating the staggering amount of water used to grow oats, for example.

    It's not that oats are less water efficient than eggs, but that 50 gallons of water needed to grow a single egg is less worrying when you compare it to the amount of water needed to produce a bowl of oatmeal.

    While the average consumer doesn't know exactly how many gallons of water it makes to grow a tomato, a hell of a lot of us grow gardens, and dump several thousand gallons of water into the garden each year -- and know that a tomato or carrot is far from "cheap" in terms of water required.

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  66. And it takes 4-9 gallons by stabiesoft · · Score: 2

    to raise one walnut and about a gallon to make a almond. Should we stop growing nut trees?

    1. Re:And it takes 4-9 gallons by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Does that tree cause pollution or Greenhouse?

    2. Re:And it takes 4-9 gallons by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      to raise one walnut and about a gallon to make a almond. Should we stop growing nut trees?

      How about a compromise? We should stop growing nut trees in near-desert areas.

  67. News for Nerds who eat pizza (programmers) by fyngyrz · · Score: 3, Funny

    how is that news for nerds? I live in my parent's basement and the only time I ever see the outside is when mom is working and I have to answer the door for the pizza guy.

    Less environmental damage done by your pizza toppings. Safer pizza toppings for you. Cheaper pizza toppings for you. More variety of pizza toppings for you. Less killing for your your pizza toppings. More land available to grow pizza toppings.

    Eventually.

    Right now, IVM is about at the stage the integrated circuit was in circa 1958. So nothing to worry about; but still, interesting.

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  68. Glass level evaluation by fyngyrz · · Score: 1

    We can't just keep fucking up the planet forever like a bunch of spoiled babies.

    Um...

    We've killed 50% of the ocean life since the 1970s. We've broken the ozone layer. We've decimated the rainforests. We've polluted every single body of water in the world. We've fucked up the climate and the atmosphere. We've irradiated huge areas of land. Did you know Chernobyl won't be clean for literally millions of years? We've even polluted the shit out of outer-fucking-space.

    ...and Trump is now running our particular bit of the show, goes back to dumping coal waste in the streams, looking to close the EPA, encouraging more pollution from motor vehicles, and congress is right in there pushing these ideas forward...

    Pretty sure that means we can keep going like that, and not only that, but the system encourages it. Particularly the crew the just got installed in FuckThePlanet.exe

    That glass sure looks half-empty to me.

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  69. Inevitably by oldmac31310 · · Score: 1

    It tastes like chicken.

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  70. 2,500 gallons of water are worth it by reboot246 · · Score: 1

    A properly seasoned cooked steak is the food of the gods. I don't care if it took 10,000 gallons of water to get it to my plate. And my gout be damned!!

    1. Re:2,500 gallons of water are worth it by thinkwaitfast · · Score: 1

      Gout was historically known as "the disease of kings" or "rich man's disease".
      From wikipedia

  71. again, the nutrition comes from where? by holophrastic · · Score: 1

    So if the chicken, in the lab, never eats anything, then explain to me exactly what nutrients I'm getting when I eat your tasty cellular sponge? Today, I select my chicken based on what it ate. Grain or corn, peas or carrots.

    And it "takes" gallons of water to produce a pound of beef? What, cows don't piss any of it back? Water cycles. It isn't "taken".

    Actually, I'll correct that statement. Water is indeed "taken" when the laboratory uses it, and taints it with biochemicals that don't get consumed by nature.

    So, enjoy your lab that destroys water, oh, and land, to produce sponges that taste good but have zero nutritional value. You got half-way there with your factory-farms -- along with your diabetes, mad cows, tainted everything, bland, boring, tastless meat -- enjoy the rest of the ride.

    I'll be over here, talking to my local farmers, and eating animals that I can certify myself.

    1. Re:again, the nutrition comes from where? by kaka.mala.vachva · · Score: 1

      Are you from Oregon?

    2. Re:again, the nutrition comes from where? by holophrastic · · Score: 1

      No. Far from it.

  72. Pigs arent going away by PraiseBob · · Score: 1

    Feral hogs are a major problem all across the south. They won't die out just because people stop breeding them.

  73. This is already possible by MobyDisk · · Score: 1

    What If You Could Eat Chicken Without Killing a Chicken?

    I can: in very very small bites, very slowly. The parts just grow back by themselves!

  74. Efficiency by fyngyrz · · Score: 1

    Yes. And: They can also farm vertically, and not just with chicken.

    A square block of farm with 50 levels will significantly outproduce a square block of farm with one level. It can also protect the product from weather, disease, accidents and predators whereas that's a little tough to do with animals roaming about.

    Etc.

    As I said above, IVM tech is presently about where integrated circuits were in 1958. The fact that's it's expensive at this point isn't really relevant at all. Anyone who suggests it is hasn't thought the matter through. Possibly because they aren't capable of it.

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  75. Forward looking by fyngyrz · · Score: 1

    See:

    o Haldane’s Possible Worlds and Other Essays (1927)
    o F. Pohl / C M Kornbluth’s The Space Merchants (1953)
    o Winston Churchill’s Fifty Years Hence (1932)

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  76. No problem killing a chicken by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    I have no problem with the killing and eating of chickens. I do have a problem with factory farming of animals where the animal is basically tortured for x years and does not get to live a happy animal life. Right now we spend a bit extra for the promise that our eggs and meat are ethically produced. I'd like more than just a promise.

  77. Easy sell by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Methinks lab-grown chicken won't have salmonella or contribute to waterway "deadzones"

  78. Old (1980s) Advertising Poster: by Hartree · · Score: 1

    "Save a chicken! Eat a pizza."

    Had a drawing of a chicken kneeling and begging.

    1. Re:Old (1980s) Advertising Poster: by OrangeTide · · Score: 1

      I bought some really cheap pepperoni sticks and they had chicken as one of the many ingredients.

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      “Common sense is not so common.” — Voltaire
  79. Is it cheaper than chicken? by davidwr · · Score: 1

    If not, then no.

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  80. So what? by JustNiz · · Score: 2

    >> It takes about 2,500 gallons of water to produce just a pound of beef.

    So what? Water is an effectively infinite global resource and it isn't ever actually consumed (i.e. lost). It all ultimately passes through the cow/human back into the environment where it evaporates then falls as rain.

  81. What's wrong? by OrangeTide · · Score: 2

    Wait? Is there someone wrong with killing a chicken? They are bred and exist to be eaten. It's equivalent to pulling a turnip out of the ground. Things die, we live.

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    “Common sense is not so common.” — Voltaire
    1. Re:What's wrong? by eaglesrule · · Score: 3, Insightful

      The difference between a chicken and a turnip is one is a vertebrate animal that is capable of learned behavior, while the other is a vegetable. You can't raise and dispatch a turnip inhumanely, because it is incapable of consciousness and feeling, a quality that is shared between humans and prey animals. Of course, for the approximately %1 of the human population who are psychopathic and incapable of experiencing empathy, this is not likely a concern. However some people choose to source meat where the animal was both raised humanely and dispatched instantly without pain or suffering, or forego eating it entirely since there cannot be a guarantee how the food was produced.

      If there is an acceptable substitute to natural meat then there could be no chance that any animal was treated inhumanely or suffered in its production. Some would value having that choice.

    2. Re:What's wrong? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Uhm, you will die too, someday. That doesn't make you the same as a radish, and it doesn't make it right for someone to stuff you in a tiny crowded cage for your entire life so that someone more powerful than you can have a sandwich.

      Or if you just completely lack empathy, like, look at the environmental effects of factory farming?

      Why do we still have to respond to this shit idfk

    3. Re:What's wrong? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > Wait? Is there someone wrong with killing a chicken?

      Wait? Is there someone wrong with killing your friend?
      I wouldn't kill a chicken any more than I would kill a dog or a cat.

      I have several pet chickens I rescued from the side of the road after a chicken truck on the way to the murder house didn't notice they lost half their load. Most of the chickens still present were dead in various ways, I took the only living ones I could find.

      Even the bred-for-meat variety are very intelligent, and friendly, despite being mistreated and unhealthy due to force feeding them more than they would otherwise eat.

      I wasn't vegetarian before rescuing my chicken friends, but now I am.

    4. Re:What's wrong? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > > Wait? Is there someone wrong with killing a chicken?
      > Wait? Is there someone wrong with killing your friend?

      Chickens are omnivores. They eat bugs and worms. Don't those bugs have a right to live?

      Stop the chickens' murderous rampage!!

    5. Re:What's wrong? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They exist to be eaten...

      No, they exist to make more chickens, just like ALL life on earth.

      You've heard about eggs, right?

    6. Re:What's wrong? by OrangeTide · · Score: 1

      I'm a collection of amino acids, just like a radish, and it's no coincidence.

      And I never said we should trash the place in order to raise chickens. I don't even need to eat meat every day.

      But I have no problem with the practice. And I have killed and cleaned rabbits and field dressed deer, so it's not some abstract concept to me. (I don't usually like to pluck chickens, it's really messy compared to rabbits, if I owned chickens I'd only have them for their eggs)

      idfk why I have to defend my practice of eating meat. one day humans might learn to leave each other alone about stupid shit, but today is probably not that day.

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      “Common sense is not so common.” — Voltaire
    7. Re:What's wrong? by OrangeTide · · Score: 1

      Well good for you. I'm glad that you have pets and they bring you enjoyment in your life. But I can't really be expected to have the same experiences and feelings as you.

      I eat rabbits too, and they are mammals. And lots of people keep them as pets. But I don't really see how other people's choices should be relevant to my own choices.

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      “Common sense is not so common.” — Voltaire
    8. Re:What's wrong? by OrangeTide · · Score: 1

      Bzzt. They are domesticated animals bred for a purpose. They would not exist in this form, in their current numbers without human intervention. We've disrupted their natural selection and now humanity is responsible for them. Chickens are no longer wild animals, they may have some very similar wild cousins, but those small populations are falling.

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      “Common sense is not so common.” — Voltaire
  82. Chicken little by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I must be getting old..

    Scum-skimming wasn't hard to learn. You got up at dawn. You gulped a breakfast sliced not long ago from Chicken Little and washed it down with Coffiest. You put on your coveralls and took the cargo net up to your tier. In blazing noon from sunrise to sunset you walked your acres of shallow tanks crusted with algae. If you walked slowly, every thirty seconds or so you spotted a patch at maturity, bursting with yummy carbohydrates. You skimmed the patch with your skimmer and slung it down the well, where it would be baled, or processed into glucose to feed Chicken Little, who would be sliced and packed to feed people from Baffinland to Little America.

    -- Frederik Pohl 1952.

  83. Goodbye chickens? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Once ethical chicken meat can be grown for cheaper than the cost of raising a chicken, that's it for chickens in the first-world.

  84. meat is still bad for you, no matter the source by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Would I eat it? No.

    While this answers a lot of the animal cruelty questions, and many of the sustainability questions, it can't deal with the health questions. Meat is still bad for you, no matter the source. Research funded by independent (that is, not the meat industry) research has been showing this for decades. Just about every study reinforces this general premise in yet more specific ways.

    Meat is the new tobacco. The meat industry is following the tobacco industry playbook, play by play. Either you learn from history (we don't seem to ever do that) or you repeat it (which is what nearly all of you are doing right now with meat). But the choice is always yours to make. Choose wisely.

    I should note that my cardiologist is also a vegan (which was actually a surprise to me). As are many of his fellow cardiologists here in pork-happy NC (second only to Iowa in number of hogs). Just like tobacco, those who studied it were the first to quit. And the truth slowly made its way from the tobacco researchers to the practicing physicians, to their staffs, to their patients, to the patients' families. Notice that smoking is still with us -- this is a slow process. But do any of your doctors smoke? Even one? Why do you think that is?

    Meat is going to make tobacco look easy. Meat is now and is going to continue to be a public health challenge. More than 95% of the population still eats meat - a slightly higher percentage of the population than drinks alcohol. But this is a smaller percentage than a decade ago. And that was less than two decades ago. The trend lines are there. The science is there. But most people don't want to hear the truth as it means that they personally have to change. People hate that. But the truth is the truth. Do with it what you will.

  85. Chicken Attack! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  86. Even worse by Solandri · · Score: 2

    It takes half a million gallons of water to raise a baby to adulthood. We need to stop having babies.

    1. Re:Even worse by stabiesoft · · Score: 1

      Agreed, overpopulation is the problem, Humankind keeps innovating to squeeze more of us onto the planet. Me thinks we are near the breaking point. I saw one pbs show about how middle east areas are stealing sand, because the "right" kind whatever that is, is in short supply. I did my part, no kids.

    2. Re:Even worse by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well we certainly don't need nearly as many as we have, so I'll say yes.

  87. Better? by farble1670 · · Score: 1

    Is it better to be a chicken that lives for 2 (?) years and then is slaughtered (hopefully painlessly), or to never exist?

  88. Subway has prior art by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Chicken-free chicken sandwiches. Already implemented and rolled out nationwide.

  89. Sating vegetarians? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    resulting in animal food that has the potential to sate both environmental groups as well as animal rights activists and vegetarians.

    Lab-grown meat will not be "sating vegetarians". A vegetarian is not defined as someone who refuses to slaughter animals (by that definition, most meat eaters would qualify these days). It is one who does not eat meat.

  90. STUPID!! IT is NOT CHICKEN!!!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Wow. You people are so stupid you must be dum0crats.

  91. I have seen this before Ali G by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This puts the question to the animal rights reps.
    Would you eat the best meat if it was right here?

    What if it was free?

    What if you were paid to eat it?

    What if there is a chicken here and if you don't eat it we kill another chicken?

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l_la5XiQJdk

  92. how can you market this? by siamesevodka · · Score: 1

    I cannot wait for the spin of "free range" lab meat.....

  93. Chicken choking overlords by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What if I enjoy choking my chicken, you insensitive clod!

  94. There is a bird flu epidemic right now by walterbyrd · · Score: 1

    Probably millions of chickens, and ducks, have been culled. Last count, I heard, about 180 people died from it China.

    It is all over the world: China, Greece, France, Thailand, Germany, and the USA.

    The epidemic has hit Tennessee, and maybe Alabama.

    Just another reason to avoid chicken.

  95. You think 2500 gallons is bad? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You should see how much water it takes to raise a fish -- literally oceans of the stuff ;)

  96. Mass Extinction by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    One huge irony of all of this is if this artificial meat becomes a common thing, we will soon see the mass extinction of livestock bred for meat - pigs, cows, sheep, chickens etc.

    I wonder if organizations like PETA have considered this?

    On the flip side, there is a case in Australia where one man has almost single-handedly reversed the decline of crocodiles in his area by breeding them and harvesting them for meat and skins. Some he releases back into the wild, the rest he keeps on his croc farm to breed more and to be harvested.

  97. I did not participate in 4 million years of evo... by angel'o'sphere · · Score: 1

    ...lution to tick a check boy on my order:
    [ ] fake chicken
    [ ] real chicken

    On the other hand: this does not really concern me. I eat chicken roasted on a grill. It always will be "real chicken" and on other circumstances I eat: beef. Aka cows. Or sheep, I like sheep, or goat, they are tasty too, and as I'm german, I occasionally eat pork aka pig.

    To understand why I switch between cow/beef and pork/pig you need to read Ivanhoe by Sir Walter Scott ;D

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  98. life is not a commodity. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It takes about 2,500 gallons of water to produce just a pound of beef..... We are still talking about living beings here, not some kind of dead commodity.
    If people can only think like that, they can die for all i care.

  99. not for me. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I wouldn't. But my cats can now be ethical vegetarians.

  100. hey I raised meat for a living by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I call bullshit on that 99% of US meat comes from factory farms.

    I grew up in raising cattle in Texas where cattle are not raised anywhere near 99% on a commercial farm let alone a corporate ranching operation.

    Cattle only enter a mass operation described as a finishing step to take calf p[ast a certain age ie weight to their slaughter weight ie condition. It varies on many factors like the animals genetics-how big can it be fed too/ How fast does it add weight in a feedlot environment/

    Feed lots can be small as little as a few 100 head to massive operations like the poster mentioned as factory farms.

    BUT cattle spend MUCH of their lives out grazing grass in pastures not in pens being feed grain and high doses of antibiotics.

    Personally Im all for lab meat if its better for the environment AND it has no health risks

  101. ChickieNobs!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Margaret Atwood was on target long ago.

  102. Incorrect by SuperKendall · · Score: 1

    Well, then you are obviously not aware that most people are against GMO. At least in Europe.

    Let me refer you to me original statement - MOST people are not. Even in Europe. It's just that the ones that are, are especially loud and obnoxious about it.

    Nothing I have seen traveling around Europe leads me to believe the people there care any more than the U.S. In fact the U.S. stores I shop at have a lot more labeling saying "Non GMO" that I ever saw in European grocery stores.

    But perhaps you are not well-travelled enough to know what people on multiple continents really think.

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    1. Re: Incorrect by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Jezus you truly are a moron. We don't have those labels because it is not sold here...

      Europe is very anti gmo.

    2. Re:Incorrect by dddux · · Score: 1

      You won't see any GMO labels here in Europe because GMO is banned here. Whatever you buy here should be GMO free. At least in theory. I'm not 100% sure about all the countries in Europe, though.

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    3. Re:Incorrect by angel'o'sphere · · Score: 1

      Let me refer you to me original statement - MOST people are not. Even in Europe. It's just that the ones that are, are especially loud and obnoxious about it.

      That is incorrect.
      In fact the U.S. stores I shop at have a lot more labeling saying "Non GMO" that I ever saw in European grocery stores.
      Obviously, facepalm. In Europe food containing traces of GMO material must be labeled. Fully GMOed food is illegal to trade. Obviously no one is putting a voluntary 'no GMO' lanel on his food, facepalm.

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  103. Not all vegetarians do it for ethical reasons by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I have absolutely no issue with killing animals for food, and I object to the assumption that my vegetarian diet has anything to do with a particular moral or religious stand. I am happily a vegetarian for medical reasons. Will this lab-grown meat "sate" me?

  104. What if you could eat a pig without killing it? by mcswell · · Score: 1

    A tourist from the city passed a farmhouse and saw a pig with a wooden leg. He went to the farmer and asked him about the pig.

    The farmer said, "Oh, this is a great pig! There's no pig like him anywhere! Once, when I was plowing a field, the tractor tipped over and pinned my leg to the ground. This pig saw me and went to the house to get my wife. He saved my life!

    "Another time, my wife and I were asleep in the house when a fire started. This pig woke us up and got us out of the house before it burned down. He saved me again! He's a wonderful pig!"

    "But you didn't tell us how he got the wooden leg," said the tourist.

    "Oh," said the farmer, "a pig like that, you don't eat all at once!"

    (adapted from Prairie Home Companion, this short version here: http://www.mendosa.com/pig.htm...)

  105. 2500 gal? Crazy libs at it again!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    2500 gallons for 1 lbs of beef?!?! This figure possess great likeness to that of male bovine excrement.

    I'm from Ft Worth, TX. aka. "CowTown" I know a LITTLE BIT about the industry.

    A bull here will drink around 50gal per day on the hottest day and 20gal on a cold one. Bulls are just about full size at 3 years of age and usually sent to slaughter around then (or before).

    A large bull will be around 1600lbs and render half of that as beef. But lets say it's a scrawny 1000lbs for numbers sake (and this will make around 500 lbs of beef).

    500 lbs of beef
    35 gal water per day (on avg)
    1095 days of life

    35 * 1095 = 38,325 gal of water total for animals lifetime
    38,325 / 500lbs = 76.65 gal per pound of beef
    and this is worst case scenario: hot texas + scrawny bull
    The numbers only get better in cooler climates with better bulls.

    Now how in the hell did some bat-shit crazy liberal come up with the 2500 gal per pound because if there's some kind of new math I don't know about, I'd love to hear it.