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  1. and your safe word is on Even More Restriction For German Internet · · Score: 1

    Zugangserschwerungsgesetz

  2. Re:Think of the towers on Apple Says iPhone Jailbreaking Could Hurt Cell Towers · · Score: 1

    I'm sure that sort of thing gets lost/dumpster dived/hacked/inside-jobbed from time to time

    oh it sure does. and it leads to beatings and suicide.

    http://www.tgdaily.com/content/view/43340/95/

  3. Re:it was only a matter of time on Real-World Consequences of Social Networking Posts · · Score: 3, Funny

    my boss has no idea who Col. Panic is, nor does he know who anonymous coward is, for that matter

  4. Re:Contact Customer Support? on Getting a Classic PC Working After 25 Years? · · Score: 4, Funny

    imagine the tech receiving this tech support call. "hi, i'd like to get the original software that came with my system. ... 1984. ... hello?"

  5. Re:You could always let the user choose on Nielsen Recommends Not Masking Passwords · · Score: 1

    or you could do what lotus notes does and display a randomized number of X's for each character so neither the user nor the shoulder surfer can count how many characters they have entered, which is extremely secure and not at all confusing

  6. Re:Excelent Microsoft products on Microsoft Launches New "Get the Facts" Campaign · · Score: 1

    seconded. say what you will about their software but m$ makes some excellent hardware. i always recommend their mice, keyboards and game controllers

  7. Re:That is your job. on Getting Beyond the Helldesk · · Score: 2, Insightful

    he works at a lawfirm. they are probably still running wordperfect 4.2 on windows me

  8. time to resolve is sometimes misleading on Ideal, and Actual, IT Performance Metrics? · · Score: 1

    if the helpdesk clock doesn't start until they open the ticket. i get users all the time who say they spent an hour or more on the phone with the helpdesk. i ask them for future reference if the help desk technician cannot resolve their issue within 10-15 minutes, to open a ticket and escalate the issue.

    it is inexcusable for a first level tech who clearly doesn't know how to fix the issue to waste our client's time fumbling around and not resolving the issue. this is why we have tiers of support - log a ticket and send it to a more experienced technician who will save the client time. what i would like the first level techs to do is track the tickets they could not resolve and later look them up and read the audit trail so they learn what the fix was.

  9. Re:Don't avoid it! on How Do IT Guys Get Respect and Not Become BOFHs? · · Score: 1

    sounds like a fitting end to his shenanigans

  10. Re:Don't avoid it! on How Do IT Guys Get Respect and Not Become BOFHs? · · Score: 1

    He'd sent out e-mails from his boss's boss's account, designed to promote his own reputation in his company.

    ha ha - he did WHAT?

    yeah, no. that's a firing. throw a grapefruit at him when he is asleep. hopefully it will burst and he will get citric acid in his eyes as he awakes.

  11. Re:I just wanna say it's terrible on AT&T Dropping Usenet Netnews; Low-Cost Alternatives? · · Score: 1

    our internet culture, you mean. tons of people have no idea what usenet is

  12. is this really even a problem right now? on How Do IT Guys Get Respect and Not Become BOFHs? · · Score: 1

    in this economy i find most people are happy just to be employed and go out of their way to be nice and try to do their job. that is what you are there for - to help them do their job and make sure they can get back to it quickly. scrutiny of management is the best threat to anyone's well being in these times because there are ten people waiting to take everyone's job and they KNOW IT.

  13. Re:Put everything in writing on How Do IT Guys Get Respect and Not Become BOFHs? · · Score: 3, Funny

    assuming you mean to store this electronically. because i just don't have that many notepads

  14. be who you are on How Do IT Guys Get Respect and Not Become BOFHs? · · Score: 1

    be a nice guy but you have a role. if someone approaches you in a panic, put it in perspective and calm them down about their particular issue. if the building is actually burning down, show them the door. short of that their problem is not necessarily a big deal to anyone but them. they rely on you to solve the problems they have with technology - you aren't the janitor, you don't move fax machines or clean the carpet. you make sure they can do their job with the computer issued to them on your corporate network. in the words of patrick swayze, "be nice" until it's time to not be nice (infinitive intentionally split because the fucker said it that way in the movie).

  15. Re:Babel on Inflatable Tower Could Climb To the Edge of Space · · Score: 1

    that's right. you're going to have to go through all that code and take out the extra spaces. three is the new four

  16. grow a pair on Keeping a PC Personal At School? · · Score: 1

    i mean who allows people to just glom off their computer like you have nothing better to do than carry it around for them?

  17. Re:Excuse Me But... on Google Mows With Goats · · Score: 1

    obama will address this by commissioning a new job position. goat fart lighter. creates jobs, saves the environment and will be damned funny to watch.

  18. Re:Shatner he ain't on Neal Stephenson Responds With Wit and Humor · · Score: 1

    and that's a good thing

    best. read. ever.

  19. Someone Call Cliff Stoll, Stat! on Whopping-Big Data Theft At U.C. Berkeley · · Score: 1

    History repeats itself.

  20. Free Pizza? on Ask Neal Stephenson · · Score: 2, Interesting

    How many times have you gotten a pizza for free because it took over 30 minutes?

    And a follow-up, what do you take on it?

  21. Re:BOFH hack -- restricted shell on Network Security Hacks · · Score: 2, Funny

    you've never supported end users, have you?

  22. Re:Release notes (in case the server goes bye bye) on NetStumbler v0.4 Released · · Score: 1

    thank you - that was the first thing i looked for

    i see it works with the orinoco 8240. i will have to try my 8480 and see if there is any joy

  23. Re:Just remember... on DOD Kicks Up Cybersecurity Efforts · · Score: 2, Insightful

    no, no. joshua is the password

  24. Re:Wrong on Automobile Black Box Sends Driver to Jail · · Score: 0, Redundant

    98 in a 30, vehicular manslaughter, not a first offense, and the defense calls 18 months "very, very severe?" i think he got off light.

  25. Re:The customer always pays on An Ignition Interlock In Every Car? · · Score: 1

    This still doesn't consider the recurring cost of monitoring and calibration. In FL it is $65 per month, every month.