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  1. Re:Science or Religion? on A Warming Planet Can Mean More Snow · · Score: 2, Funny

    Attribute your quote! That's Phil Dick!

  2. How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Telescreen on How an Android Phone and Facebook Helped Route Haiti Rescuers · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Telescreens are featured in George Orwell's novel Nineteen Eighty-Four. They are television and security camera-like devices used by the ruling Party in Oceania to keep its subjects under constant surveillance, thus eliminating the chance of secret conspiracies against Oceania. All members of the Inner Party and Outer Party and a few proletarian settings have telescreens.

    O'Brien claims that he, as a member of the Inner Party, can turn off the telescreen (although etiquette dictates only for half an hour at a time). It is possible that this was false and the screen still functioned as a surveillance device, as, after Winston and Julia are taken into the Ministry of Love, their conversation with the telescreen "off" is played back to Winston. The screens are monitored by the Thought Police. However, it is never made explicitly clear how many screens are monitored at once, or what the precise criteria (if any) for monitoring a given screen are (although we do see that during an exercise program that Winston takes part in every morning, the instructor can see him, meaning telescreens are possibly a variant of video phones). The telescreens are incredibly sensitive, and can pick up a heartbeat. As Winston describes, "...even a back can be revealing..."[1]

    Telescreens, in addition to being surveillance devices, are also the equivalent of televisions (hence the name), regularly broadcasting false news reports about Oceania's military victories, economic production figures, spirited renditions of the national anthem to heighten patriotism, and Two Minutes Hate, which is a two-minute film of Emmanuel Goldstein's wishes for freedom of speech and press, which the citizens have been trained to disagree with, thus allowing them an opportunity to direct their subconscious hatred of Big Brother to Goldstein, whom they think is the real enemy. Much of the telescreen programs are given in Newspeak.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Telescreen

  3. Meet the new boss on Feds Push For Warrantless Cell Phone Tracking · · Score: 1

    Same as the old boss...

  4. I'm a BARK BEETLE! on Bark Beetles Hate Rush Limbaugh and Heavy Metal · · Score: 1

    It now explains EVERYTHING!

    Including being named Gregor Samsa.

  5. Re:Too bad on Subversive Groups Must Now Register In South Carolina · · Score: 1

    How do you get those CIA agents to register, anyway? And what about AIPAC^H^H^H^H^H Mossad?

  6. Re:not the first on Subversive Groups Must Now Register In South Carolina · · Score: 0, Troll

    Anonymous - 4chan - THIS means YOU!

  7. Re:what a shame. on Telecom Conference SUPERCOMM Shelved For 2010 · · Score: 1

    Spring was never waiting for us, girl,
    It ran one step ahead as we followed in the dance.

    Between the parted pages and were pressed
    in love' hot, fevered iron like a stripe'd pair of pants.

    MacArthur's park is melting in the dark
    All the sweet green icing flowing down
    Someone left the cake out in the rain.
    I don't think that I can take it
    'Cause it took so long to bake it
    And Ill never have that recipe again!
    Oh, no-o-o-o!

    I recall the yellow cotton dress
    Flowing like a wave on the ground around your knees.

    The birds, like tender babies in your hands,
    And the old men playing checkers by the trees

    MacArthur's park is melting in the dark
    All the sweet green icing flowing down
    Someone left the cake out in the rain.
    I don't think that I can take it
    Cause it took so long to bake it
    And Ill never have that recipe again!
    Oh, no-o-o-o!

    There would be another song for me, for I will sing it
    There would be another dream for me someone will bring it
    I will drink the wine while it is warm and never let you catch me looking at the sun.

    And after all the loves of my life
    And after all the loves of my life, you'll still be the one.

    I will take my life into my hands and I will use it.
    I will win the worship in their eyes and I will lose it.

    I will have the things that I desire
    And my passion flow like rivers through the sky

    And after all the loves of my life
    Oh, after all the loves of my life, I'll be thinking of you
    And wondering - Why?

    MacArthur's park is melting in the dark
    All the sweet green icing flowing down
    Someone left the cake out in the rain.
    I don't think that I can take it
    Cause it took so long to bake it
    And I'll never have that recipe again!
    Oh, no-o-o-o!

    Oh, no-o-o-o!

  8. Re:Get her pregnant on What Are the Best Valentine's Day Stunts? · · Score: 5, Funny

    I got my Girlfriend pregnant, too.

    My wife did not find this romantic - well, back to the Appalachian Trail, I suppose.

  9. Re:He bought one? on Nexus One First Phone Linus Torvalds "Doesn't Hate" · · Score: 5, Funny

    Hell. Now even Linus is slave to the Google panopticon.

    Hope you like your new, NSA hotline, Mr. Torvalds!

  10. Re:Remember folks, it's a NETbook. on Google Docs Replaces OpenOffice In Ubuntu Netbook Edition · · Score: 1, Funny

    Google is EVIL. Period.

    Google is no cooperating with the NSA. They are a fully-funded CIA company operation, with stock-price manipulation managed in a hideous outgrowth of the "plunge protection" team.

    Look. George Herbert Walker Bush and his invisible masters are teh real, secret government in the USA. The former head of the secret police has been the Defense Secretary for the past 2 administrations.

    The company captured the US. This became apparent as they engineered the killings of JFK, RFK and MLK - then ensured the downfall of Nixon - to be replaced by Ford, one of the lead stooges on the Warren Commission.

    Google is the new name for Big Brother. This is the principal tool for social control and monitoring of the shadow-corporatist government, enforced through the "TLA's"

    Use this shit, and it's like kissing your own prison floor.

    http://content.usatoday.com/communities/technologylive/post/2010/02/googles-reported-tie-up-with-nsa-raises-concern-/1

    http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2010/02/03/AR2010020304057.html?wpisrc=nl_tech

    http://www.threadwatch.org/node/9612

    http://groups.google.com/group/global-text-project-general-group/browse_thread/thread/d7256b9b18f0b0a7

    http://www.reuters.com/article/idUSTRE6130M120100204

    http://rawstory.com/news/2008/CIA_creates_miniGoogle_0331.html

    http://www.google-watch.org/jobad.html

    http://911review.org/Alex/reference/google_and_CIA.html

  11. Re:Priorities on UK's Anti-File-Sharing Bill Could "Breach Human Rights" · · Score: 1

    Britannia waives the rules!

    It's not about "file sharing." It is cementing the establishment of the international, corporate meta-State.

    You have no choice.

  12. Re:Won't someone please think of the children on FBI Pushing For 2-Year Retention of Web Traffic Logs · · Score: 1

    You can't sue a dead man, in an alternate universe.

  13. Re:Won't someone please think of the children on FBI Pushing For 2-Year Retention of Web Traffic Logs · · Score: 4, Insightful

    If child molestation is actually your concern, how come we don't see Bradley tanks knocking down Catholic churches?
    ~ Bill Hicks, 1993, referencing the Waco siege

  14. Re:Luckily... on DARPA Aims for Synthetic Life With a Kill Switch · · Score: 1

    "Lying in bed, he would think of Heaven and London and Our Lady of Acoma and the rows and rows of babies in clean bottles and Jesus flying up and Linda flying up and the great Director of World hatcheries and Awonawilona."
    - Aldous Huxley, Brave New World, Ch. 8

  15. Re:Won't someone please think of the children on FBI Pushing For 2-Year Retention of Web Traffic Logs · · Score: 3, Insightful

    "Won't Get Fooled Again"

    We'll be fighting in the streets
    With our children at our feet
    And the morals that they worship will be gone
    And the men who spurred us on
    Sit in judgement of all wrong
    They decide and the shotgun sings the song

    I'll tip my hat to the new constitution
    Take a bow for the new revolution
    Smile and grin at the change all around
    Pick up my guitar and play
    Just like yesterday
    Then I'll get on my knees and pray
    We don't get fooled again

    The change, it had to come
    We knew it all along
    We were liberated from the fold, that's all
    And the world looks just the same
    And history ain't changed
    'Cause the banners, they are flown in the next war

    I'll tip my hat to the new constitution
    Take a bow for the new revolution
    Smile and grin at the change all around
    Pick up my guitar and play
    Just like yesterday
    Then I'll get on my knees and pray
    We don't get fooled again
    No, no!

    I'll move myself and my family aside
    If we happen to be left half alive
    I'll get all my papers and smile at the sky
    Though I know that the hypnotized never lie
    Do ya?

    Yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

    There's nothing in the streets
    Looks any different to me
    And the slogans are replaced, by-the-bye
    And the parting on the left
    Are now parting on the right
    And the beards have all grown longer overnight

    I'll tip my hat to the new constitution
    Take a bow for the new revolution
    Smile and grin at the change all around
    Pick up my guitar and play
    Just like yesterday
    Then I'll get on my knees and pray
    We don't get fooled again
    Don't get fooled again
    No, no!

    Yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

    Meet the new boss
    Same as the old boss

  16. Re:You can't intentionally invoke Godwin's Law on Craig Mundie Wants "Internet Driver's Licenses" · · Score: 1

    You're such a Nazi!

  17. Re:Just what I always wanted on Craig Mundie Wants "Internet Driver's Licenses" · · Score: 5, Funny

    In the past, the Internet consisted, mostly, of smart people in front of dumb terminals.
    Now, the converse situation dominates.

  18. I Don't See That Anyone Has Yet "Godwinned" on Craig Mundie Wants "Internet Driver's Licenses" · · Score: 5, Funny

    On a thread that so richly deserves it. Here. Without undue prejudice:

    HITLER!

    HITLER!
    HITLER!
    HITLER!
    HITLER!
    HITLER!
    HITLER!

  19. HITLER HAS A POSSE! on House Overwhelmingly Passes Cybersecurity Bill · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    On thar IntarWebz!

    Heh! Moore's law states that I can introduce Hitler into a discussion more frequently than Hitlr was discussed during his entire lifetime! Take THAT, Mr. Godless!

  20. Re:From Lave on "Tube Map" Created For the Milky Way · · Score: 1

    How do I get on from the Great Circle Line? Is the stop near Notting Hill?

  21. Re:Birth Control on Gates Foundation Plans To Invest $10B Into Vaccines · · Score: -1, Troll

    Woohoo! Mind control, here we come!

  22. Re:Who cares? on Russian Stealth Fighter Makes Its First Flight · · Score: -1, Flamebait

    Let's pray - for the sake of the rest of the world - that the US looses and fails hard.

    The "freedom" they enjoy? Is at the expense of every man, woman and child on the planet.

    America was founded on the labour of slaves. It is built into the cornerstone. They make the Soviets of the past look like rank amateurs.

    Americans think they are broke because of irresponsible home-ownership and Social Security! Any on ewho believes that, while paying for the largest global military occupation force in the history of mankind is dangerous, asleep and insane.

    Fuck America and the devil it rode in on. Brazil and India, you know what's up. Wait until they are weakest, and then pull the floorboards from under their feet.

  23. 2015 on Russian Stealth Fighter Makes Its First Flight · · Score: 2, Funny

    Why worry?

    That's THREE WHOLE YEARS after the end of the world!

  24. BTW, America on Meet the Military's Cyber-Security Forces · · Score: -1, Flamebait

    Behind your back, everyone hates you.

    Yes. EVERYONE. Period.

    Even the cock-sucking English.

  25. PROTECT OCEANA! on Meet the Military's Cyber-Security Forces · · Score: 1

    FROM EMMANUEL GOLDSTEIN!