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  1. Re:Prince of Persia should be "GTA VIII - Riyadh" on Next Prince of Persia Game Promises Fresh Start · · Score: 1

    Except that Saudi Arabia and Persia (aka: Iran) are two very different places. Other than that, Arab Regime: The Game sounds like a load of fun, but you forgot one of the available activities: invade Israel (or another Mediterranean developed nation) as a publicity stunt.

  2. Re:Zoroastrianism on Next Prince of Persia Game Promises Fresh Start · · Score: 1

    Abraham. But I'm biased, of course.

  3. Re:facial hair on What Makes a Programming Language Successful? · · Score: 1

    But of course! I'm trying to design an advanced systems-programming language that will let me kernel hack with an advanced type system and functional features, so of course I'm growing out my facial hair. I'm going for a sort of "Kobi Shimoni" look -- a beard with the elegance of a great programming language.

  4. Re:Gas up the lawyers, Sonic on Fun Dance Dance Revolution Mod Hits the Pavement · · Score: 3, Funny

    Or better yet, play Sonic by running on a treadmill. That'll burn away that geek fat!

  5. Re:Marketing works on Why Buy a PC Preloaded With Linux? · · Score: 1

    Does Stallman have any idea what a dirty hippy he looks like doing that? We should make a nerdcore song for free software.

  6. Re:Complete Bullshit on The Rise of Geekdom · · Score: 1

    Real geeks don't bother with web development. Yech.

  7. Re:Nah. It's marketing. on The Rise of Geekdom · · Score: 1

    >The real tragedy, I think, is the loss of "hacker" in its original sense.

    Yeah, now those of us who can actually code (and not just in Java or some Web 2.0 crap!) have no term to differentiate ourselves from the morons who run around posting 4chan memes everywhere and/or watching unhealthy amounts of anime.

    Not that there's necessarily anything wrong with other hobbies, just that we've lost specific terms for technological expertise as the terms we once used acquired more expansive, mainstream meanings, ie: "hacker" became "cracker" or even "script kiddie" and "geek" became "beat up in high school for being too intellectual".

  8. Re:Brooks is out of touch. on The Rise of Geekdom · · Score: 1

    Now, now, don't tell the *channers and Slashbots that or they'll get depressed!

  9. Re:something going mainstream does not become bad on The Rise of Geekdom · · Score: 0, Redundant

    Yeah, but now far more people want to be badass than want to be good.

  10. Re:Oblig. on The Rise of Geekdom · · Score: 1, Offtopic

    And I, for one, welcome my new position as Overlord of Earth.

    What, I can't be overlord of the whole planet? Oh. Well I call dibs on the Middle East then! It's time for those fuckers to learn what REAL violence and oppression are!

  11. Re:Real Geek punishment on The Rise of Geekdom · · Score: 1

    I would largely prefer to just EX-TEEERRRR-MIN-ATE him.

  12. Re:Geeks still get beat up.. on The Rise of Geekdom · · Score: 1

    That, admittedly, is because the author was a Ron/Hermione shipper.

  13. Re:something going mainstream does not become bad on The Rise of Geekdom · · Score: 1

    with your logic, one has to go evil, if the majority of people becomes good. its absurd. Unfortunately, you're wrong. At this point, most people aspire to being selfishly chaotic evil, and both lawful and chaotic goods have become subcultures.
  14. Re:Aw, furrfu! on The Rise of Geekdom · · Score: 2, Funny

    Must kill otaku... exterminate... Wapanese... EX-TER-MIN-ATE! *Exterminate!* *Exterminaaatee*!!!

  15. Re:nerd credentials? on The Secret History of Star Wars · · Score: 1

    Mostly those of us who are single and don't want to be care.

  16. Re:Hooray for cos-play Star Wars on The Secret History of Star Wars · · Score: 1

    Suuuureee. you are. Go ahead, blame all of your fetishes on Rule 35.

  17. Re:The first problem is on UK Teen Cited For Calling Scientology a "Cult" · · Score: 1

    See my signature.

    For posterity, since I will someday change the signature:

    "Cthulhu for President 2008: Vote for the lesser evil!"

  18. Re:The first problem is on UK Teen Cited For Calling Scientology a "Cult" · · Score: 1

    And this is why we need tail-recursion optimization!

  19. Re:Even more? on IT Workers Are Getting Fatter · · Score: 1

    I don't see the connection between people having their own gravity and Arrakis.

  20. Re:Doesn't surprise me, but it is significant on 66% Apple Market Share For Sales of High-End PCs · · Score: 1

    I'm seeing a pretty obvious connection to Nintendo's Wii strategy here: sell a good, working product for a profit, then pour all that money you're taking in hand-over-fist into making your product popular and trendy.

  21. Re:Why? on Bits of Tassie Tiger Brought Back from Extinction · · Score: 1

    Because the cats have you under a form of mind control wherein you will obey any instruction given to you in LOLSpeak?

    In that spirit, getz meh uh Samooel Ahdams!

  22. Re:Eeek! on Bits of Tassie Tiger Brought Back from Extinction · · Score: 1

    No, that would be the Mouse in the Moon, Muad'Dib.

  23. Re:Fool me once, shame on you on 2nd Generation "$100 Laptop" Will Be an E-Book Reader · · Score: 1

    Windows on the OLPC is an outrage and clear evidence that the OLPC project is no longer about helping children and only about making money and creating a new form "Microsoft Tax" for the poor and developing nations. OK, I just want to point out that each Third-World nation has precisely one legal copy of Microsoft Windoze, and everyone pirates off that as much as they need.

    Windows market share? Yes. Microsoft Tax? Oh hell no.
  24. Re:No, I think he means something else... on Japan "Running Out of Engineers" · · Score: 1

    Quality control my foot. If they had actually restricted themselves to hiring only Comp Sci graduates or proven developers (for example, contributors to open-source projects), they would never have had to worry about some clueless, retrained-in-2-months, MSCE coming in and taking the company's money while being useless.

  25. Beast with Too Many Backs on A Few Notes on Movies of the Near Future · · Score: 1

    Has nobody asked *why*, exactly, the entire second Futurama movie is a 66-minute-long tentacle-sex joke? More importantly, if a tentacled monster from another universe is going to have sex with everyone on Earth, why has nobody made an H.P. Lovecraft reference?